Also, keep all your passwords on post-its on your monitor. That way you only have to think about them when the monitor's radiation is blocking the government's mind-reading-machine. You'll be a lot safer.
Second tip: name every folder on your pc $sys$<foldername> and install Sony's root kit, they wont be able to tell you have $sys$real_alien_autopsy_with_george_w.avi
Take pics of the cool toys!:)
Please be sure to include any and all security and fire protection systems in your pictures....(and the area from which they can be shut off). Oh, and make sure you have an alibi on the night of the 21st.
Yes, dear agents of the NSA, I AM kidding. [/tinfoilhat]
That doesn't seem to be definative.
It does nothing for me, no crash, no popup....
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.9) Gecko/20050711 Firefox/1.0.5
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Also, keep all your passwords on post-its on your monitor. That way you only have to think about them when the monitor's radiation is blocking the government's mind-reading-machine. You'll be a lot safer.
Second tip: name every folder on your pc $sys$<foldername> and install Sony's root kit, they wont be able to tell you have $sys$real_alien_autopsy_with_george_w.avi
They'll take my compiler when they pry it from my cold dead hands...
...so what does this new thingie do better?
Now, you can slide to another dimension, at the same time as someone is using the teleporter or the stargate.
You should have used the preview button, luckily I corrected your typo.
Two points. One, you signed up willingly. Two, your credit card company doesn't have the power to tap your phone, arrest you, or interrogate you yet.
I've revised your business model:
1. Volunteer at an orphanage in China.
Well, he bought everything else, this was just next on the list....
The upside is: that a world without Jar-Jar is a distinct possibility.
You feel better now, don't you?
The one post I'd like to see would be "I had to switch to Linux at work and turned out I love it and installed it at home"
Your wish is my command...(internship counts too, doesn't it?)
How about we all register as voters in Utah, then 12 of us can have a nice payed vacation and give Novell a couple of million dollars.
Why, o why did you responde to me??? When:
1) Black helicoptors
2) "Re-education"
3) ???
4) WORLD DOMINATION!!!
was available.......
He must have been so satisfied when he had "Windows 95" as a phallic symbol.
Clippy: Did you mean, you would like an honest comparisson of the Linux-TCO and the "Windows Server 2007"-TCO?
Clippy will redirect you in 5 seconds, unless you click NO
[Yes] [Yup] [OK]
Yes, but in the meantime our networked computers make us vunerable to attacks from the Cylons. (welcome to the 21st century)
Microsoft salesrep: "You know, Apache's relative share fell by *cough*0.*cough* 67 percent!!!"
And http and ftp right after that....
We did, it bend time by three years and 8 days (inluding a leap year)2 00.shtml?tid=99
http://science.slashdot.org/science/02/10/16/2046
Also very cost effective, since you only need 1 cheap suit. (and walk around on your knees in the TC version)
Offcourse, idiot. Stop wearing their t-shirts! :)
Not a direct quote and it's the only example I can think of at the momment.
Did you miss 'Minority Report'? You lucky basterd.
Take pics of the cool toys! :)
Please be sure to include any and all security and fire protection systems in your pictures....(and the area from which they can be shut off). Oh, and make sure you have an alibi on the night of the 21st.
Yes, dear agents of the NSA, I AM kidding. [/tinfoilhat]
Editing the windows registry?
That doesn't seem to be definative.
It does nothing for me, no crash, no popup....
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.9) Gecko/20050711 Firefox/1.0.5
Clippy: 'If you would like to see the BSOD: create a new Word document, make it 50 pages long and try to save.'
This should do it if I understand correctly. But try for yourself.
Or Gentoo's, I told them to disable that option.