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Is There Such A Thing As A Final Cut?

heidi writes "There's an insightful article over at CNN's entertainment section about the tinkering of recent cultural history. Apparently, there is no such thing as a final draft any more, and author Todd Leopold does a great job of showing how this is revisionist history at its, well, oddest. Aside from the many examples he cites, such as the 'new' Capote novel and the changing of Star Wars to show that Greedo shot first, i can think of the 'new' Camus novel that i read a few years ago and the way that The Wizard of Oz had the 'ding dong the witch is dead' song edited out. In an era where our entertainment has come to define us and to fill, however (un)completely, the spiritual void that we inherited from the Boomers, messing with our stories isn't necessarily a positive thing, creative genius aside."

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  1. Next into the editing room by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now that Geoge Takei has come out, there will probably be some revision of Star Trek films for some Red States, where it's still illegal to be a homosexual starship commander.

    "Make it the commander Ronald Reagan."

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    1. Re:Next into the editing room by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Here's a link that does not require registration:

      http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=8&id =353473

      The article also mentions the time he spent in a U.S. internment camp.

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    2. Re:Next into the editing room by loveandpeace · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and what will all this re-editing and revision do to games like Star Wars Trivial Pursuit? man, there goes my one offline game :)

    3. Re:Next into the editing room by CrackedButter · · Score: 0

      This caught my eye while reading the comments section.


      George Takei reveals he's gay Lad (Oct 28 2005 - 20:52)
      So will he asking Scotty for more thrust?
    4. Re:Next into the editing room by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Not now, since scotty is dead, you heartless bastard.

      :-)

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    5. Re:Next into the editing room by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Well, Kirk will be asking him to come by for a private reading of the Captain's Log...

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    6. Re:Next into the editing room by baryon351 · · Score: 1

      I figure it'll leave it just the same as before, and for reference material you'll use the original movies etc you always did.

      Stories have been changing since the start of time. Oral history changes just a little on every retelling. Parts are shuffled about in order, different pieces added, some parts uncomfortable to the current teller are missed. it's been that way with storytelling around primitive cave fires, to the history of politics in ancient places, (hell, modern places even), to fairytales when viewed across different cultures, to the translations of the bible, to versions of the same textbook.

      Nothing is static. As soon as it is it's stagnated and moved on. Those original star wars movies belong to a generation that has moved on and let the new guard in, ones who have the culture of the new ones - along with almost everything else ever written.

    7. Re:Next into the editing room by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      I really hate how Majel Barrett re-editted TOS to "gay up" Sulu's character in reruns.

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    8. Re:Next into the editing room by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      You mean James Doohan is dead, Scotty left for a retirement home in a shuttlecraft loaned to him by the Enterprise D in the episode "relics", call yourself a geek?

    9. Re:Next into the editing room by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      Well, at least the most published book on Earth, the Bible, is safe from tinkering. Let's hope no one starts revising our ancient history next.

    10. Re:Next into the editing room by mattbrundage · · Score: 1
      Well, at least the most published book on Earth, the Bible, is safe from tinkering. Let's hope no one starts revising our ancient history next.

      I would hardly consider "language translation" to be "tinkering". The fact that we still have so many of the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts helps to ensure that revisionism doesn't take place. Show us one verse in which the meaning has changed from one translation/version to another.

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    11. Re:Next into the editing room by mink · · Score: 1

      I think the issue isn't entire verses, but single words. The choice of how to translate a single word can lead to entirely different interpretations.
      A couple examples of words where people seem to disagree due to opinions of how things are translated is the whole Murder/Kill and Witch/Poisoner debate. There are plenty more.

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  2. Wha? by MoxCamel · · Score: 4, Funny
    There's an insightful article over at CNN's entertainment section...

    I recognize all of these words individually, but strung together like this they make absolutely no sense.

    (oh, and Han shot first...in bed.)

    Mox

    1. Re:Wha? by loveandpeace · · Score: 1

      i know. amazing wasn't it? read it quickly before they take it down for having too much content.

    2. Re:Wha? by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Quite likely. If you have the original video around run in slow motion the sequence "Are you hurt" with Lea at the gate in episode IV. See same thing in the DVD. Compare. Judge for yourself.

      If that was not groping in the original dunno what is.

      Completely removed in the DVD cut.

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  3. There's an old saying... by Kelson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Movies are never finished, only abandoned."

    It's just not possible to get a movie -- or any artistic work, whether we're talking serious art or pop culture -- to the state where it's absolutely, 100% perfect. There's always some fine tuning, some tweaking, and at some point you have to say "That's it, we're done." It's not completely bug-free, but you've fixed all the big problems and you've gotta ship it sometime.

    But with re-releases, DVDs, special screenings, etc. (and sufficient funding), people have the opportunity to go back and do a director's cut, or release two versions of a film (one short enough for theaters, one for people who can hit "pause" and take a bathroom break in the middle), or go back and fix that embarrasment of a first novel that you wrote when you were young and didn't understand the craft of writing as well as you do now.

    Is this good or bad? I think it's neither. It's a tool. It can be used well, or used poorly. Sure, Lucas can go back and revise history so Greedo shoots first, but he can also go back and clean up the lousy compositing in the Rancor pit, fix the transparency in the Hoth battle sequences, etc.

    1. Re:There's an old saying... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Movies are never finished, only abandoned."

      I used to say the same thing about software.

      An application is Beta until it's retired.

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    2. Re:There's an old saying... by shmlco · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yes, but the flip side applies. Did the director choose to remove the "Witch is dead" song in the DVD version of OZ? (I think not, since Victor Fleming died in '49.) As such, who are we to mess with his work?

      And where should we stop? Should we reprint and remove or rewrite politically uncorrect sequences and dialog from Anne Frank, Huck Finn, and Uncle Tom's cabin? I think not. Such revisionism hides whatever insights we might gain into the attitudes and social mores and culture of the time.

      And in the case of, say, SW (ANH), replacing scenes and effects MAY make the movie look better, but it's not as we remembered it, and we lose all appreciation of the techniques and the cinematic "state of the art" available at the time. I still cringe every time I see the new, improved Death Star "ring" explosion.

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    3. Re:There's an old saying... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Should we reprint and remove or rewrite politically uncorrect sequences and dialog from Anne Frank, Huck Finn, and Uncle Tom's cabin?

      As long as the original is still available, sure.

    4. Re:There's an old saying... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is, people think the edited version is the original, if they've never been exposed to any other.

      People need to suck it up. If they're fragile psyche's can't handle it the way it is, then they should just avoid it entirely, rather than corrupt the author's original intent.

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    5. Re:There's an old saying... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Should we reprint and remove or rewrite politically uncorrect sequences and dialog from Anne Frank, Huck Finn, and Uncle Tom's cabin?

      Sadly, there's nothing new about the concept -- or the ability to carry it out.

    6. Re:There's an old saying... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Who pulled "The Witch is Dead" out of the Oz DVD and why? My mind boggles. It just isn't the movie without all the songs. WTF?

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    7. Re:There's an old saying... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      It's just not possible to get a movie -- or any artistic work, whether we're talking serious art or pop culture -- to the state where it's absolutely, 100% perfect. There's always some fine tuning, some tweaking, and at some point you have to say "That's it, we're done." It's not completely bug-free, but you've fixed all the big problems and you've gotta ship it sometime.

      Movies aren't (or at least shouldn't be) the same as commercial software. There aren't "bugs". Movies should be considered artwork, and artwork isn't supposed to be "perfect". It is what it is.

      Those "flaws"? Those are artifacts of the creation of art. They're context. They inform the viewer as to what the creation is, how it was made, why it was made, and what it all means. Cleaning up the "lousy compositing" in the Rancor pit could be thought to be similar to removing the visible brush strokes from a Monet. It might seem more realistic or something, but you're destroying what the work was.

      Sure, Lucas might like it, and you'd be right to say, "he's the artist, it's his call". However, I think it shows a way in which he's a bad artist. A good artist knows when to back away, say the thing is done, and let it stand on its own. Let it be what it is. If you aren't happy with the results, then move on and make something new and better.

      No great artists continually go over the same work refiniting it forever. If they do, they aren't really producing, and, in fact, they're destroying the first feeling of the work. Lucas was working within limitations? Fine. All artists are. You work within the limitations of the medium. You use the limitations. It's the guidence of those limitations that allow greatness in the first place.

    8. Re:There's an old saying... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did the director choose to remove the "Witch is dead" song in the DVD version of OZ?

      Are you sure that's what they're referring to? I think the summary is actually referring to the changes made after the first screenings of the Wizard of Oz in the theaters. Based on those screenings, the director chopped a LOT of footage, including a SECOND reprisal of "Ding-Dong the Witch is Dead" after the second witch melts.

      Looking at Amazon and the like, I can find no evidence that the first reprisal has been removed on the DVD.

    9. Re:There's an old saying... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree that the "politically correct" justification is getting way out of hand. However, that shouldn't prevent anyone from publishing an edited version of e.g. "Uncle Tom's Cabin". Any confusion between the original work and the edited version is an issue of either ignorance/sloth on the part of the buyer, or false advertising on the part of the seller, or possibly both. If the former is true, then the buyer is at fault; caveat emptor. If the latter is true, then the seller is committing fraud, and should be vulnerable to a civil suit by the buyer for trying to pass his edited version as the original. In addition, the author of the work would have a case for trademark infringement if the seller was using the title of the original work to represent something other than the original text.

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    10. Re:There's an old saying... by moviepig.com · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is [re-cutting] good or bad? I think it's neither.

      (As with so many things) most of this controversy could be resolved merely by enforcing proper labeling. E.g. ET - The 2005 Revision ...which is, after all, just a matter of full disclosure. The goods being delivered have changed, thus their name should too.

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    11. Re:There's an old saying... by sco08y · · Score: 1

      If they're fragile psyche's can't handle it the way it is, then they should just avoid it entirely, rather than corrupt the author's original intent.

      Why do we care about the author's original intent, again?

    12. Re:There's an old saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gattaca is finished and finished well.

    13. Re:There's an old saying... by fandog · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Should we reprint and remove or rewrite politically uncorrect sequences and dialog...

      Political correctness is the new McCarthyism. The prosecution of thought-crime under the banner of 'diversity'. No art is sacred.

    14. Re:There's an old saying... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Presumably because in at least one point of our cultural history it was worthy enough to merit such consideration.

    15. Re:There's an old saying... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I'm new to this part about the Wizard of OZ cutting out the Witch is Dead song...what's the deal with that? Why would they cut that out?

      Hmm...hope that doesn't mess too badly with the Dark Side of the Rainbow thing....

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    16. Re:There's an old saying... by loveandpeace · · Score: 1

      i don't know if it was pulled out of the DVD. my friend and i were watching a VHS version with our children and nearly choked when it didn't happen. it's our favorite part of the movie.

    17. Re:There's an old saying... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is this good or bad? I think it's neither. It's a tool. It can be used well, or used poorly. Sure, Lucas can go back and revise history so Greedo shoots first, but he can also go back and clean up the lousy compositing in the Rancor pit, fix the transparency in the Hoth battle sequences, etc.

      Bah, forget the process, some people just think that Lucus is a tool.

      I would tend to distinguish art from software, I don't want to see art subject to unnecessary revisions, software is generally much more utilitarian than art. The compositing errors aren't a big deal to me, I would consider it part of the charm. Heck, for example, fixing Ed Wood movies would eliminate the reason to watch them.

    18. Re:There's an old saying... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Edit out the car driving past the Shire?

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    19. Re:There's an old saying... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Political correctness is the new McCarthyism. The prosecution of though-crime under the banner of 'diversity'. No art is sacred."

      I agree with you. It amazes me how scared people are getting to speak their minds. I don't agree with what a LOT of people say, but, if they didn't, I wouldn't know what to base my own opinions on. I'm just wondering when it was in our country, that you gained the Freedom from being Offended?

      I know there is a Freedom of Speech, but, I've never heard of Freedome from hearing or being offended. If there were, it sure as shit would take a lot of fun out of the former.

      Geez, when did we in the US get so damned thin skinned. So much so that we are afraid of writings, media or symbols of the past. You may not agree with them, but, is anything like that so bad that it should be wiped from existance or knowledge of existance?

      One thing I just heard on the news today. Some groups, at the LSU campus, are trying to BAN from campus, anyone flying this flag I saw last week up there. It is the old Stars and Bars rebel flag, but, is purple and gold rather than the old colors.Now, I know for some black people, that the old rebel flag is offensive. That's fine. For others, it has no connitation of slavery...just for southern pride. Whatever you think of it....you think it should be banned?? People come and tail gate on campus to party before the game. This is a state institution....should they be able to curtail someones free speech/expression by banning such a thing. Is it so offensive as to break someone's fragile psyche?

      I don't think so. Man...I just wish people would lighten up and let people do what they want...think what they want to think...etc. As long as you aren't breaking the law by hurting someone physically or keeping them from and education, job our housing...don't worry about what someone else says....

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    20. Re:There's an old saying... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      It would only work if there were some way of keeping the old revisions available. As it is now, the copyright holder can withold older versions of a work from the market. Just try to find the original cut of Star Wars on DVD, or a copy of E.T. where the g-men have guns instead of radios for sale today...

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    21. Re:There's an old saying... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "connitation.......from and education..."

      Damn...I gotta start using the spell checker and reading things better before I hit the old post button.

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    22. Re:There's an old saying... by killermookie · · Score: 1

      It's just not possible to get a movie -- or any artistic work, whether we're talking serious art or pop culture -- to the state where it's absolutely, 100% perfect.

      I can think of one instance.

      Giotto's O

    23. Re:There's an old saying... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I don't mind something like "Uncle Tom's Cabin" so much because the book is public domain...Though at the same time I feel nothing but contempt for someone who would release a dumbed down version of that book. It's true relevance is in its historical context.

      I do, however, think it should be clearly marked as a non-original copy. At some point in the future, it may no longer be possible to put your hands on an original hardcopy, and then the original book could be lost in a sea of politically correct edits and revisions.

      As an aside, I once read a copy of "Hamlet" that was published in the 1950's that had some of the Shakespearean bawdy humor snipped out of it ("Faith, her privates we"), so it's hardly something unique to our generation.

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    24. Re:There's an old saying... by BlogPope · · Score: 1
      Why do we care about the author's original intent, again?

      Thats just what I was thinking. After all, if we can change something to make it better, we should.

      Just wat til my 2007 update to the BlogPope's predictions for 2006 and you see just how amazing I am. I have successfully predicted the score in EVRY major league baseball game to be played last year. Think I was wrong on one, well, check back to my official site and you'll see I was right. Clearly you memory is failing, and you edited that downloaded copy!

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    25. Re:There's an old saying... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I could give a damn. But if I want to read Mein Kampf or Limbaugh's new book, whatever it's called, I want to read it as it was written not as some revisionist thinks it ought to have been.

      Do I need some no talent hack with a political agenda getting between me and Maruc Aurelius?

      I don't think so.

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    26. Re:There's an old saying... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      That would be Marcus Aurelius...Spellcheck the goddamn last name, and misspell "Marcus".

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    27. Re:There's an old saying... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was new to me too, and the best information I could find with Google is that there was a reprise of the song done near the end of a preview version of the movie, but not in the released version. The song was shown/heard in previews and ancillary products, so some people remember it and though it should be on the DVD, without realizing it was never part of the theatrical release.

      As I said, that's what I found by searching. I don't know if that's the only story.

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    28. Re:There's an old saying... by hurfy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No kidding

      How does one take a SONG out of a MUSICAL?

      Maybe Wiccas don't like that song for some reason....
      Maybe we shouldn't celebrate death?!? Tho some do.

      If we edit out everything that might offend someone somewhere we will all be watching the same 1 allowed movie soon. This would cut down piracy tho if there is only 1 movie to download...a big plus for the industry i am sure.

      Seems kinda weird to fracture our culture, such as it is, where diferent people saw diferent versions of same show.

      hehe, wish i could make a political movie with a version for red states and a version for blue states and get rave reviews for both, then not mention that your relatives talking about it saw a diferent one than you did ;)

      If you want to change something, make a new version and label it as such and don't hide the original.

    29. Re:There's an old saying... by Eccles · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be Marcus Aurelius...

      Not anymore, we've revised it. Please throw away your old history books.

      We've renamed Commodus too, too many jokes. His new name is Urinalus.

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    30. Re:There's an old saying... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Should we reprint and remove or rewrite politically uncorrect sequences and dialog from Anne Frank

      Already done when they left out the portions of her diary where she said she never wanted anyone to read it.

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    31. Re:There's an old saying... by IgLou · · Score: 1

      Finally someone who was eloquently able to say what I've felt about this "revisionist media" movement. I was particularily disappointed by the editing in the DVD Release of ET. Granted, you can see the original edit in the DVD but you still have to buy the revisioned version (revisioned version??? What is that anyways?) but it's not fair to a consumer to sell them 2 movies in the guise of one when they only want the one. It's a packaging move. Anyways, the point I'm trying to make is that it's not fair to us as a consumer to keep taking the same thing, rework it and release it. It's like trying to sell you a book you just already read because 2 or 3 lines were changed. But you can't buy the original...

      How is this fair?

      Don't get me wrong. I've often enjoyed different editions of movies but there is a limit when this goes from enjoyment to nuissance. IE: The directors cut of Army of Darkness vs Greedo shooting first.

      Regardless, you put into words what I've been feeling about this perfectly!

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    32. Re:There's an old saying... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Its like Blade Runner, it is litterally impossible to buy the original version of the movie, the only thing that exists is the damn directors cut, which I find inferior, and not as I remember watching it.

      Same thing wish Starwars I don't like the hokey CG, the idiotic PCing of Han, or any of that, I want the fricken original, the director is a moron, but the production stands as good. And moreso I WANT THE ORIGINAL WORK, thats all that matters, everything else is a fictional footnote on a fiction.

      Its okay to do it, as long as the original is there. Now we're dealing with a generation of kids who have never seen Blade Runner as it REALLY was, only the inauthentic version. Same with StarWars, these kids will never see the Original STARWARS, they will only see the fake ones.

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    33. Re:There's an old saying... by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's just not possible to get a movie -- or any artistic work, whether we're talking serious art or pop culture -- to the state where it's absolutely, 100% perfect. There's always some fine tuning, some tweaking, and at some point you have to say "That's it, we're done."

      Well, in some ways it's not about perfect, it's about what actually happened.

      And, things like removing a musical number from the Wizard of Oz is just plain ... odd. It's been around for, what, 60 years?

      The problem with making new cuts of long-time classics is that it starts to pretend the original version (which made it famous) never happened. Imagine if someone decided to make a cut of Citizen Kane in which he actually finds what he's looking for at the end of the film?

      It used to be that a directors cut would add footage, or show the scene in a particular way he couldn't get the studio to release. For many movies, the directors cut makes for a better movie -- witness Blade Runner.

      When you subtly re-write what happened long after the fact, it's not so much about reaching artistic perfection, as it is about self indulgence.

      You may want to go back and fix that 'embarassment of a first novel', but if that novel has already become a literary classic, what the hell are you thinking? Imagine if the family of Hemmingway started releasing new versions of his novels -- either by making them up of finding an "addenum to the manuscript" in the attic.

      I think it's kinda wierd to re-write entire sections or drop other sections. But, you're right, I guess lucas can do what he wants with it.

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    34. Re:There's an old saying... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Should we reprint and remove or rewrite politically uncorrect sequences and dialog from Anne Frank, Huck Finn, and Uncle Tom's cabin? I think not. Such revisionism hides whatever insights we might gain into the attitudes and social mores and culture of the time.

      So long as the original versions still exist the revised version will probably tell future generations quite about about social mores now.
      Rewriting existing stories isn't new, even trying to pass off the rewritten version as the original isn't new either. Most of the problems with this happening now are a consquence of overlong copyright terms.

    35. Re:There's an old saying... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Absolutely brilliant. That's totally correct. Some artists are good, and work WITH the limitations of their medium to produce something truly amazing -- I challenge anyone to tell me with a straight face that Annie Hall would look better digitally remastered onto DVD than as a worn out old VHS. Some don't understand the limitations, get screwed over by them, and then try to erase their mistakes when something better comes along, like Lucas.

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    36. Re:There's an old saying... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Political correctness is the new McCarthyism.

      Except that it isn't exactly a new idea.

      The prosecution of thought-crime under the banner of 'diversity'.

      In this context the term "diversity" could have been taken from 1984.

    37. Re:There's an old saying... by rsborg · · Score: 1
      An application is Beta until it's retired.

      Do you by chance work at a popular internet search company?

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    38. Re:There's an old saying... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      No great artists continually go over the same work refiniting it forever.

      What about jazz?

    39. Re:There's an old saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "thinks it ought to have been" ... nice allusion to Limbaugh's first book :)

    40. Re:There's an old saying... by mpe · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering when it was in our country, that you gained the Freedom from being Offended?

      It isn't even that. Plenty of people are offended by things which are politically correct, hence unlikely to be censored. Then there are people who are offended by censorship.

      One thing I just heard on the news today. Some groups, at the LSU campus, are trying to BAN from campus, anyone flying this flag I saw last week up there. It is the old Stars and Bars rebel flag, but, is purple and gold rather than the old colors.

      In other words it isn't the "Star and Bars" just something vaguely similar

      .Now, I know for some black people, that the old rebel flag is offensive. That's fine. For others, it has no connitation of slavery...just for southern pride. Whatever you think of it....you think it should be banned??

      You probably won't find any national flag (including nations which no longer exist) which won't offend someone.

    41. Re:There's an old saying... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Imagine if the family of Hemmingway started releasing new versions of his novels -- either by making them up of finding an "addenum to the manuscript" in the attic.

      Hey, if it works for L. Ron Hubbard...

    42. Re:There's an old saying... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      It's just not possible to get a movie -- or any artistic work, whether we're talking serious art or pop culture -- to the state where it's absolutely, 100% perfect. There's always some fine tuning, some tweaking, and at some point you have to say "That's it, we're done."

      Perhaps in general, but I think there may be exceptions. Much of the work of Bach, for example. Music may be a special case...and this may be why music can stick in our heads in a way that other artistic works do not, because it is possible to get it perfect.

    43. Re:There's an old saying... by Pope · · Score: 1

      It's not "litterally impossible" (sic) at all. You can easily find VHS and Laserdisc copies of the US cable and European cuts of the movie, as well as bootleg DVDs of the Criterion cut for sale any number of places.

      The one thing you won't be able to find is the *exact* cut that was the original theatrical release, since all home versions were edited a bit to run longer. So in that respect, you are correct.

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    44. Re:There's an old saying... by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's great, because when Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton claim that our culture hasn't made any progress since strange fruit hung from poplar trees, we won't be able to prove them wrong.

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    45. Re:There's an old saying... by loveandpeace · · Score: 1

      thanks for the attagirl. i have to confess that i love that 'revisioned' has become a verb. it certainly *feels* that way when it happens. thanks for bringing it to my attention. you can count on my using it in the (revisioned) future.

    46. Re:There's an old saying... by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      They keep changing the dates in Bradbury's "The Martian Chronicles". I don't even know what the original ones were, all I know is that my first copy had one set of dates and my second, newer one had a different, later set of dates. My first copy may have already been different than the first printing. I don't know.

    47. Re:There's an old saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or jizz for that matter. How long until we see all the '70's pr0n re-released with the female pubic hair reduced to a rediculous landing strip, or removed altogether?

    48. Re:There's an old saying... by operagost · · Score: 1

      No, in fact I don't think Coltrane ever recalled Giant Steps so he could take another crack at "Naima." They did release it on CD with alternate takes, but the original is there.

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    49. Re:There's an old saying... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Well, IIRC, didn't Lucas want Yoda to be a 7 foot tall warrior? Wasn't it that some problem popped up, basically that they couldn't pull off the beast Lucas had in mind, that forced him to reconsider and create the tiny muppet that actually appeared in the film? Imagine if Lucas had access to CGI back then.

      Ok, I can't find any backup for that, but that's my recollection from an interview with Lucas. Even if this isn't exactly true, we can look at this as a hypothetical example of what I mean about limitations. Being stuck and unable to impliment your first idea often forces you to go with another. You get creative.

      Also, there are some things a medium can show you, and some things it can't. Film, for example, can show subtle facial features in a way that a play can't, and a book requires lengthy discription to express the same expression. On the other hand, film doesn't allow you access to a character's thoughts the way a book does. One of the worst things a movie can do is live in denial of its limitation by having extensive voice-overs or having every character tell you exactly what's going on in their head. Doing that shows you don't understand the medium.

      What it can do very subtly is show you a dissonance between what you see and what's said. It can provide a whole lot of information all at once. The camera can force viewers to a single point of focus. The expression can completely contradict what's being said. Sometimes what you don't see, what's out of frame, can be as important as what you do see. Great filmmakers are the ones who know how to exploit that.

      Now, I'll admit, I think Lucas cleaning up the picture quality a bit isn't much of a crime, but how many times did I watch Jedi when I was a kid? Tons. Probably more than twenty. How many times did I worry about the compositing being a little off? I think I noticed it once or twice. I didn't really care or pay much attention.

    50. Re:There's an old saying... by Vreejack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do we care about the author's original intent?

      Because the original work gained a reputation, and applying that reputation to other works which are miscontrued as to be the originals is forgery.

      Also, who are we to edit the great works? Many people alive to day think that Shakespeare was a genius, but if all we had of his works were the re-written scripts of the nineteenth century (which Dickens delighted in making such fun of in Nicholas Nickelby) then today we would consider his works second-rate mawkish melodrama.

      The Oz disc should have carried a warning label: PARENTAL ADVISORY: All edginess and potential embarassment has been deleted from this film in order to prevent creating a topic for conversation. Watching this film may cause symptoms of mental sluggishness. If extreme stupidity occurs, discontinue use. If symptoms persist, consult a physician,

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    51. Re:There's an old saying... by sick_uf_u · · Score: 1

      "Movies are never finished, only abandoned."

      So either finish it or abandon it. Don't take turns with each, creating discontinuity to milk my wallet.
      Releasing trivial updates is a software concept, and not enjoyed well there.

      I will NEVER by 2 versions of a movie and never by 1 version of a movie of which I have 3+ versions to choose from. I'm sorry, but if I passed on Fullscreen, Widescreen, Director's Cut, EU cut, Unrated version, Special Edition, Aniversary Edition, the 4-pack, and the unauthorized 10-hour version recovered from the cutting room floor available only from P2P, what makes you think you're gonna hook me with the Ultimate Edition?

    52. Re:There's an old saying... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Common sense seems to bear me out. If you saw the altered version first, without knowing it was altered, would you think it was the original?

      A good example is Stephen King's The Stand. It was originally released as a nicely edited 400-500 page novel. But when he got popular enough, it was re-released as an unedited 1000 page "directors cut" novel, and the edited version vanished.

      So we're left with two drastically different books and it's not even clear which one really is the original...The one that was published first, or the one that was written first?

      Now after the miniseries was released a few years ago, I knew a number of people who picked up the book, and commented to me at a later date that it really needed some editing. I mentioned that the work had originally been released in an edited format, and people were surprised. Q.E.D.

      If you saw A New Hope for the first time today, without knowing anything about it, would you think Han shot first? If you saw ET today, would you think the gov't agents only had radios and not guns?

      There is enough revisionist history in the world without making it easier for the revisers.

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    53. Re:There's an old saying... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      If the latter is true, then the seller is committing fraud, and should be vulnerable to a civil suit by the buyer for trying to pass his edited version as the original.

      And what damages are going to be claimed in this civil suit? Is there some sort of way you've come up with of calculating the monetary value of damage to our cultural heritage? Now, if it's actual criminal fraud, they could be convicted and jailed and/or fined. Isn't that a great idea! As much as I'd like to see some people sent to jail for bad editing, it's just not the appropriate way to deal with it. What would constitute "not original" anyway? Can the original author make revisions? Or only fix spelling errors? For works in the public domain there's nothing anyone can say about a version of something with (say) all the slaves turned into faeries, and the plantation owners cast as leprechauns. It's public domain! You're free to make derivative works however you like. This is where informed buyers comes into play. Just as soon as one publisher decides to cut the "shamefull" bits out of Huckleberry Finn, you'll have another publisher put out a "true to the author's original manuscript" version and proudly display that on the cover.

      To some degree you see a variation of this with translations of foreign language works, as often the original is public domain, but translations are copyrighted. I recall searching for a translation of Crime and Punishment back in college, and basically all but two were utter crap. The one I settled on was more expensive than any of the others and had a fifty-odd foreword detailing the translator's credentials and giving examples of poor translations vs good ones.

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    54. Re:There's an old saying... by Kafir · · Score: 1

      Should we reprint and remove or rewrite politically uncorrect sequences and dialog from Anne Frank...?

      Funny you should mention Anne Frank—the first published version of her diary was edited by her father, who "removed certain passages, most notably those which referred to his wife in unflattering terms, and sections that discussed Anne's growing sexuality." (See here.)

      And Anne Frank herself had also rewritten some portions of her diary, before her death, with the intention of eventually having it published. There isn't a single, well defined original version, and any publication of the diary will require some choices about what material to include, and how to organize it.

      Anne Frank's diary is also an interesting case because Frank never had the chance to decide on a finished, official version—had she lived, it's quite possible that she wouldn't have wanted the world to read the sections dealing with her own sexuality, which is probably part of the reason her father initially removed them.

    55. Re:There's an old saying... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      And what damages are going to be claimed in this civil suit? Is there some sort of way you've come up with of calculating the monetary value of damage to our cultural heritage?

      Clearly, if the seller is using false advertising to pass off a version of a book that doesn't match its label (for example, who the author was), then they are liable for at least the cost of the book and possibly punitive damages as well. The possible damage to our "cultural heritage" is outside the jurisdiction of the court system, and is something that society must decide and correct on its own.

      What would constitute "not original" anyway? Can the original author make revisions? Or only fix spelling errors? For works in the public domain there's nothing anyone can say about a version of something with (say) all the slaves turned into faeries, and the plantation owners cast as leprechauns. It's public domain! You're free to make derivative works however you like.

      One is indeed free to take a public domain work and create any kind of derived work from it, subject to applicable law. However, trademarks do not (usually) expire along with the copyright of the book, and false advertising is subject to neither trademark or copyright law. Thus, even if the original work is public domain, the seller is required to note that the work is not the sole work of the original author to avoid charges of false advertising and/or trademark infringement, unless the one editing the work is the original author, of course. Nearly all existing public-domain books edited by a third party possess such a notice.

      However, IANAL.

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    56. Re:There's an old saying... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Bwah? The original sucked balls in comparison! Which part is better in the original? The cornball tacked-on narration with such winning non-sequitur lines like "Sushi, that's what my ex-wife called me. Cold fish."? The complete removal of Deckard's unicorn dream sequences, totally erasing the final and most overt implication that Deckard is perhaps himself a replicant when Ed J Olmos leaves that unicorn origami outside his door? That craptastic Polyanna ending where not only is there no hint of Deckard being a replicant, but the voiceover informs us that Rachael is inexplicably without an "expiration date", so they can live happily ever fucking after?

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    57. Re:There's an old saying... by fandog · · Score: 1
      In this context the term "diversity" could have been taken from 1984.

      Yep, that's what I implying. ;)

    58. Re:There's an old saying... by fandog · · Score: 1

      'was' implying. Darn preview button.

    59. Re:There's an old saying... by novakreo · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, a reprisal isn't the same thing as a reprise.

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    60. Re:There's an old saying... by scotch · · Score: 1
      but how many times did I watch Jedi when I was a kid? Tons. Probably more than twenty.

      You, sir, are a dork.

      HTH, HAND.

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    61. Re:There's an old saying... by hicksw · · Score: 1
      fixing Ed Wood movies would eliminate the reason to watch them.

      ... "eliminate the purpose", perhaps, but is watching an Ed Wood movie something a reasonable person might do?

    62. Re:There's an old saying... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      I'm posting on slashdot, so the way I see it, you're being utterly redundant.

      More to the point, I was a couch potato and movie nut when I was a kid. There are lots of movies I've seen more than 10 times.

    63. Re:There's an old saying... by KiviPall · · Score: 1

      This is like in the book "1984".

    64. Re:There's an old saying... by mink · · Score: 1

      "totally erasing the final and most overt implication that Deckard is perhaps himself a replicant when Ed J Olmos leaves that unicorn origami outside his door?"

      I'm pretty sure I remember Deckard finding that in the non directors cut version.

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    65. Re:There's an old saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your grammar leaves a lot to be desired.

      > If they're fragile psyche's

      should be

      If their fragile psyches

      Sorry, but it's just hard to take your opinion seriously when you so obviously lack any sort of quality education...

  4. This post needs a revision by neuroneck · · Score: 1, Informative

    CAPITALIZE I!

    1. Re:This post needs a revision by aicrules · · Score: 0

      And please remove capitilzation on APITALIZE.

    2. Re:This post needs a revision by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      It'll be fixed in time for Slashdot II: The Quest for More Mod Points.

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    3. Re:This post needs a revision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... capitalisation?

  5. Yes, there is a final cut by karvind · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ask Apple :)

    1. Re:Yes, there is a final cut by rduke15 · · Score: 1

      And there is a final draft too, of course.

  6. Any such thing as The Final Cut? by James+A.+Y.+Joyce · · Score: 0

    Yes, but it sucks in places.

    1. Re:Any such thing as The Final Cut? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Yes, but it sucks in places.

      But as we saw, it was followed by a reunion of Gilmour and Waters.

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  7. Yes, there is! by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Absolutely!

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    1. Re:Yes, there is! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Absolutely!

      Here's proof there's a final cut here

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  8. Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bible for example.

  9. a tad unrelated, but in a similar vein.. by jkind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did it make you cringe when you first heard one of your favorite songs used in a car commercial?? Damn you Modest Mouse, damn you...
    To me, the final cut for music should be when they put it out on CD.. , with alterations allowed when I pay to see the performer live...
    Not some 45 second edit of the song, playing the backdrop for a LandRover commercial.

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    1. Re:a tad unrelated, but in a similar vein.. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      All I can say is Da Da Da .... Da Da Da ... Da Da Da

    2. Re:a tad unrelated, but in a similar vein.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      To me, the final cut for music should be when they put it out on CD

      I have the Push It single from Garbage, with 3 different versions on it.
      Some songs I like I gather as many different versions of the song as possible.

      There is no such thing as a "final" version of a song. There is the version you like most, the version you first heard. No "final" version. A song should be sung, kept alive, dynamic, not set in stone, as if it were dead.

      Not some 45 second edit of the song, playing the backdrop for a [brand of car] commercial.

      That I agree with, but then again, I don't mind if the artist is alive to eat tonight because he sold the song. Although people near Janis Joplin's grave must have been wondering what that tremor was when Mercedes used her song in their commercial.

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    3. Re:a tad unrelated, but in a similar vein.. by ChewbaccaD · · Score: 1

      If I could reach you, I would hurt you... now I can't get that damn 'song' out of my head...

    4. Re:a tad unrelated, but in a similar vein.. by mink · · Score: 1

      Try thinking about Hot Buttered Popcorn.

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  10. Hmmmm by SandMonkey · · Score: 1

    In a way it's good that a director can go back to their film and put bits in that they had orgionally intended to be in the movie, but as with star wars they have to be careful that the don't alienate existing fans...

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    1. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you believe that movies are an artform (or at least an individual movie can be art) then it is terrible that movies can be modified regardless of whether it is done by the original Director or a evil mindless executive 40 years later. The important thing about art is that you can never consider a piece of art on its own, you must take into consideration who created it and in which time it was created; something that is often missed by people who want to edit movies.

      I am reminded of a documentery I once saw; it was about a woman who was trying to prevent Disney from re-releasing The Jungle Book because she claimed that the song 'Like you' was racist. Essentially, for those who are unaquainted with the movie, the song is about how the chimps and monkeys want to be like men because of the things men can do. She claimed that the meaning behind the song was that black people wanted to be just like white people; her interpretation was correct but she forgot to take into consideration the time when the movie was created.

      The Jungle Book movie was created well before Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat, and black people didn't really have many rights. The point of the song was a commentary against the state of affairs, and is probably the most important point in the movie from a cultural stand point; something potentially lost because of poor education in interpreting art.

      If Aliens came to earth the police would be carrying around guns not walkie talkies; and if a bounty hunter was threating you you'd shoot him before he got the chance. I'm just waiting for Indiana Jones to have the Nazis removed in favor of Republicans.

  11. I must have missed something by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Ding, dong, the witch is dead" was edited out of The Wizard of Oz? I don't get it. Why?

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    1. Re:I must have missed something by demopolis · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Ding, dong, the witch is dead" was edited out of The Wizard of Oz? I don't get it. Why?

      Hillary Clinton got offended.

    2. Re:I must have missed something by aicrules · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hostess used the DMCA!

    3. Re:I must have missed something by dptalia · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's insensitive to Wiccans. And unactractive old women who are assumed to be evil witches.

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    4. Re:I must have missed something by b1gk1tty · · Score: 0

      Oooo lam3!

    5. Re:I must have missed something by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Anti-defamation League of Practitioners of the Magickal Arts (note: they are old school and demand the old spelling of "Magickal") threatened to sue over that scene, saying "It is hate speech. It encourages violence against our membership, and is emotionally painful our many members who have lost friends and loved ones to the deprivations of wandering, improperly supervised small children."

      When the MPAA and studio initially refused to comply, the ADLPotMA representative turned the MPAA lawyer into a newt - a change many felt was for the better.

    6. Re:I must have missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      I call BS, there's no mention of it being cut in:
      http://imdb.com/title/tt0032138/alternateversions

      Not to mention, "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead" is #82 on the AFI's list of Top 100 Songs.

      What they do say is:
      "Original preview versions of "The Wizard of Oz" ran several minutes longer than the current version; These are the scenes that were cut or shortened to reduce the running time. These scenes were never included in any officially released version of the film: ...
      A scene where the four main characters return to the Emerald City with the witch of the west's broomstick (including a reprise of "Ding Dong, The Witch is dead!") was cut. Only the song survived; the footage no longer exists (except a shot or two that can be found in the theatrical trailer)."

      And according to wikipedia:
      "Originally, the crew returned to the Emerald City to a "hero's welcome", with everyone singing "The Wicked Witch is Dead". This too was cut after early previews. Footage of this scene no longer exists, except for a few frames seen in a later re-issue trailer."

    7. Re:I must have missed something by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Informative


      This is the best that I could find. I can't vouch for its veracity but I've never heard of bits being cut out of the Wizard of Oz.

      The bits that are left in the Wizard of Oz are bad enough! Am I the only one who thinks it is one of the most cynical films ever made? Examples include the 'good' witch saying "Only bad witches are ugly." When presenting the heart to the tin man, the Wizard says something like "The measure of our hearts isn't how much we love others, but how much others love us." I can't remember exactly what the formula is that the scarecrow recites when he gets his diploma, but I think it was the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the other two sides. And that just isn't right.

      And that's just the obvious stuff. If you start looking at what really happens in the film... this poor woman finds someone drops a HOUSE on her sister crushing her, and then this same person goes on to steal her sisters most prized possession and rightful inheritance. That film is seriously nasty but put enough sugar on it and people think that it's all nicey nicey.

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    8. Re:I must have missed something by loveandpeace · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      mod parent up. this is great.

    9. Re:I must have missed something by An.+(Coward) · · Score: 1

      "Ding, dong, the witch is dead" was edited out of The Wizard of Oz? I don't get it. Why?

      Hillary Clinton got offended.

      HA! Oh my God, you are so funny!!! I have to go get a paper towel to wipe the coffee off my monitor now. Normally I just ignore any post with a score of less than 5, but I took a chance on this one and damn, did it pay off! Hillary Clinton! I mean, who could have seen something like that coming? I thought Rush Limbaugh had sucked the life out of any Hillary Clinton joke in the early '90s, but no, you found a way to breathe fresh new life into gratuitous Hillary bashing. Who knew that comic timing could be measured in decades? You, sir, are a comic genius. No, seriously. I don't think anyone in the world could possibly be funnier than you. Have you thought of sending this to anyone in Hollywood? You could be a writer for Jay Leno or somebody. Ahh...ha ha! Hillary Clinton. Brilliant! I think I just peed myself a little.

    10. Re:I must have missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up funny

    11. Re:I must have missed something by demopolis · · Score: 1

      Glad to hear from a fan, I'll be here all week!

    12. Re:I must have missed something by MyTwoCentsWorth · · Score: 1

      If you think that about the movie, you must read "Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West" by Gregory Maguire. It's a great take on the story, definitely not Disney-like.
      Happy Posting.

    13. Re:I must have missed something by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you think that's cynical- you should see the interpretation of the original story in the light of certain political happenings of the times. You do know the story existed before it was a movie, right? And that the ruby slippers were originally silver?

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    14. Re:I must have missed something by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative
      The book, of course, included an allegory explaining why is was bad for America's currency to be on the gold standard, as we should adopt the sivler standard. The silver slippers became ruby slippers in the movie, but the gold brick road still led nowhere useful. L Frank Baum was an odd writer. The movie was cynical, to be sure, but I don't see that as a problem.

      Wizard of Oz: Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma.
      ...

      Scarecrow: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough?

      Wizard of Oz: You can't.

      Great stuff!
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    15. Re:I must have missed something by po8 · · Score: 4, Informative

      L Frank Baum's universe is quite ethically and morally complicated; a fact that is made full use of in the recent novel Wicked. (Not one of my favorites, but that's neither here nor there.) In taking a story from Baum's long-running series out of context and transforming it into a screenplay, a great deal gets lost. It seems to me that Baum wanted us, at least as adults, to think about the kinds of things that concern you.

      That said, the Wicked Witch of the West is clearly not a nice person, nor a mentally stable one. She spends a lot of time trying to kill a child for the high crime of happening to be inside the house that fell on her sister. The rightful ownership of the ruby slippers is an interesting question, but I think we can safely guess that the Witch would not have used the magic power of the slippers to send Dorothy home and restore all Oz to peace, joy, and prosperity. The Witch died, after all, as an inadvertent result of setting Dorothy's highly flammable friend on fire. I'm OK with that.

    16. Re:I must have missed something by virtcert · · Score: 2, Funny
      When the MPAA and studio initially refused to comply, the ADLPotMA representative turned the MPAA lawyer into a newt - a change many felt was for the better.

      And how could they tell the difference, exactly?

    17. Re:I must have missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:I must have missed something (Score:1)
      by An. (Coward) (258552) on Friday October 28, @01:21PM (#13897920)


              "Ding, dong, the witch is dead" was edited out of The Wizard of Oz? I don't get it. Why?

              Hillary Clinton got offended.


      HA! Oh my God, you are so funny!!! I have to go get a paper towel to wipe the coffee off my monitor now. Normally I just ignore any post with a score of less than 5, but I took a chance on this one and damn, did it pay off! Hillary Clinton! I mean, who could have seen something like that coming? I thought Rush Limbaugh had sucked the life out of any Hillary Clinton joke in the early '90s, but no, you found a way to breathe fresh new life into gratuitous Hillary bashing. Who knew that comic timing could be measured in decades? You, sir, are a comic genius. No, seriously. I don't think anyone in the world could possibly be funnier than you. Have you thought of sending this to anyone in Hollywood? You could be a writer for Jay Leno or somebody. Ahh...ha ha! Hillary Clinton. Brilliant! I think I just peed myself a little.


      You might want to avoid Slashdot, then. Otherwise, your chair will be soaked from all of the references to "Faux News."
    18. Re:I must have missed something by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Homer: "The Sum of the squares of the sides of an isocoles triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenous"
      Man: "That's a RIGHT triangle you idiot!"
      Homer: "D'ohh!"

    19. Re:I must have missed something by StuffMaster · · Score: 1, Insightful
      "The measure of our hearts isn't how much we love others, but how much others love us."

      I think this is meant to say that doing good things is better than thinking about them. As in, Mother Theresa's heart was of greater measure than Grandma's. Grandma may be the kindest woman in the world, but she didn't sacrifice her life to helping others. Thousands+ of people love Mother Theresa, but only 30 love grandma...

    20. Re:I must have missed something by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      When the MPAA and studio initially refused to comply, the ADLPotMA representative turned the MPAA lawyer into a newt - a change many felt was for the better.

      I hear he got be'ah.

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    21. Re:I must have missed something by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's pretty appropriate, since it's a retelling of one of the most cynical books ever written. Beyond the often-noted indictment of the gold standard, it was pretty much written for the express purpose of turning up every inconsistency and weakness in human nature to the view of the reader.
       
      It does it pretty well, too. That's what makes it a classic, it says something about people in general, not just the specific people involved in the story and the targeted readership. The movie is the same, to a lesser extent.

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    22. Re:I must have missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But did he get better?

    23. Re:I must have missed something by brulman · · Score: 1

      L. Frank Baum was also an advocate of genocide. Off-topic I guess.

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    24. Re:I must have missed something by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      A newt is considerably smaller than a weasel. Lack of fur will also help you spot the change.

    25. Re:I must have missed something by klaxon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously none of you went to film school:

      The famous scene that was deleted is known as the "Jitterbug" scene where the characters do another song and dance number before heading to the witch's castle. I was taught that it was removed merely for brevity. The scene does still exist because I was forced to watch it in a class.

    26. Re:I must have missed something by viking099 · · Score: 1

      They probably changed the silver slippers to ruby for pure aesthetic reasons. You've got this wonderful technicolor film you're creating, are you going to let a simple detail like that inhibit your using this new technology to its fullest?

      The director probably said something like, "Silver? That's stupid! Let's get something that will really catch the eye of the audience!"

    27. Re:I must have missed something by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1
      L. Frank Baum was also an advocate of genocide. Off-topic I guess.

      This isn't Rock and Roll, it's GENOCIDE! There, now's it's off topic.

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      "We shall party like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean." - HedonismBot
    28. Re:I must have missed something by lgw · · Score: 1

      "the best safety of the frontier...will be secured by total annihilation of the few remaining indians" L Frank Baum 1890

      Without context it's hard to know whether he was advocating genocide or suggesting that perhaps the best safety of the frontier should not be our chief goal. I'd believe either one - he was an odd fellow.

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    29. Re:I must have missed something by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1
      I can't remember exactly what the formula is that the scarecrow recites when he gets his diploma, but I think it was the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the other two sides. And that just isn't right.

      Yes, the equation that the Scarecrow recites isn't correct. That's a bit of a joke. The Wizard, after all, does not give the Scarecrow a brain ... he gives him a diploma. And, right before the Wizard gives gives him the diploma, he says, "Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have." It was a bit of a dig, you see. I always thought it was quite funny.

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      "We shall party like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean." - HedonismBot
    30. Re:I must have missed something by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I've a vague awareness of the books and I can accept both film and book is cynical as Hell. What gets me is that the mass of people who watch it don't seem to realize how cynical it is. Everyone I know seems to think it's this big surgary fantasy which just amazes me. How can people pay so little attention to what it's actually saying? I think everything in that film is cynical and perverse. Even the absolute kernel of the story - Dorothy trying to get back home - is twisted. Her home is bleak, dull, unfulfilling and black and white! Dorothy is destined to grow up as an obscure, uneducated wife of some pig-farmer raising obscure, uneducated sprogs. It's unbelievable that she is so desperate to escape Oz and go back to that.

      Honestly - how is it that no-one sees this?

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    31. Re:I must have missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/deprivations/depredations/

    32. Re:I must have missed something by zentinal · · Score: 1

      You really must read (or see the play) Wicked. Totally up your alley.

    33. Re:I must have missed something by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      She spends a lot of time trying to kill a child for the high crime of happening to be inside the house that fell on her sister.

      We the audience know Dorothy was not responsible for the house landing there, but does the Witch know that? Why should she believe that Dorothy just happened to be there? It was Dorothy's house, after all! And houses don't just fly through the air all on their own - at least, they don't in Oz.

      I also recommend Wicked; it's not as good as I thought it could have been, but it does give you a different perspective.

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    34. Re:I must have missed something by Fiver- · · Score: 1

      Musical theater groups who license the rights to perform The Wizard of Oz have the option of adding that number back in. I haven't see the deleted footage you saw in school, but I have seen Jitterbug performed live.

    35. Re:I must have missed something by tbcpp · · Score: 1

      So basicly they were intolerant of intolerance?

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    36. Re:I must have missed something by brulman · · Score: 1

      The quote in my sig is much abreviated for space. He had a very strange (by our standards) perspective on amerindians. On one hand he had the sort of idealized idea of the "noble savage" and on the other advocated their destruction, almost as an act of mercy. Here is one of his more well known editorials on the subject;

      The Sitting Bull Editorial
          Sitting Bull, most renowned Sioux of modern history, is dead.
              He was not a Chief, but without Kingly lineage he arose from a lowly position to the greatest Medicine Man of his time, by virtue of his shrewdness and daring.
              He was an Indian with a white man's spirit of hatred and revenge for those who had wronged him and his. In his day he saw his son and his tribe gradually driven from their possessions: forced to give up their old hunting grounds and espouse the hard working and uncongenial avocations of the whites. And these, his conquerors, were marked in their dealings with his people by selfishness, falsehood and treachery. What wonder that his wild nature, untamed by years of subjection, should still revolt? What wonder that a fiery rage still burned within his breast and that he should seek every opportunity of obtaining vengeance upon his natural enemies.
              The proud spirit of the original owners of these vast prairies inherited through centuries of fierce and bloody wars for their possession, lingered last in the bosom of Sitting Bull. With his fall the nobility of the Redskin is extinguished, and what few are left are a pack of whining curs who lick the hand that smites them. The Whites, by law of conquest, by justice of civilization, are masters of the American continent, and the best safety of the frontier settlements will be secured by the total annihilation of the few remaining Indians. Why not annihilation? Their glory has fled, their spirit broken, their manhood effaced; better that they die than live the miserable wretches that they are. History would forget these latter despicable beings, and speak, in later ages of the glory of these grand Kings of forest and plain that Cooper loved to heroism.
              We cannot honestly regret their extermination, but we at least do justice to the manly characteristics possessed, according to their lights and education, by the early Redskins of America.
        (Saturday Pioneer, December 20, 1890)

      --
      "the best safety of the frontier...will be secured by total annihilation of the few remaining indians" L Frank Baum 1890
    37. Re:I must have missed something by CaroKann · · Score: 1
      "someone drops a HOUSE on her sister crushing her, and then this same person goes on to steal her sisters most prized possession "

      Actually, in the television releases at least, this is one of the edited scenes. I believe the scene where the good witch waves her wand to remove the slippers from the dead witches' feet is no longer shown. In fact, I don't believe any scene showing the witches' legs extending from underneath the house is in the TV version anymore.

      They also cut a few scenes from the first Great Wizard encounter, with the flames and everything.

    38. Re:I must have missed something by Doc+Scratchnsniff · · Score: 1

      The Wizard of Oz as a "populist allegorical indictment of the gold standard" is also an urban legend:
      http://www.halcyon.com/piglet/Populism.htm

    39. Re:I must have missed something by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The answer to that bit is in the magic spell that sends her home "There's no place like home". So what if she's destined to be no more than a pig farmer's wife? That's a perfectly honorable role in life- UNLIKE the role the Wizard was playing when Dorthy met him, or the role the old lady down the street/wicked witch of the east was playing when she kidnapped Toto. Yes it's cynical- and that's the entire reason why it is a compeling fairy tale, it wouldn't be the same without the cynicism. Other people see it too- they're just less bothered by the cynicism than you are, most likely because they live in the same cynical and perverse world that Frank L. Baum was living in when he wrote the book to begin with.

      If you think this is bad, try to find a copy of the 1970s remake Wiz- which features an all black cast and was filmed in New York City, complete with following the "Yellow Brick Road" across the Brooklyn Bridge...and there was another remake in the late 1990s with Moesha as Dorthy that picked up some scenes that were missing from the original movie, like the attacking apple trees....

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    40. Re:I must have missed something by blamanj · · Score: 1

      of course

      The allegory interpretion, while widely disseminated, is most likely untrue. The fount of all things urband legend (snopes) dismisses it, as does this more scholarly analysis.

    41. Re:I must have missed something by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      It was a bit of a dig, you see. I always thought it was quite funny.

      I appreciate that. But it is less funny when I realize that no-one else is laughing. In my experience everyone who has seen the Wizard of Oz has thought that it was all sweetness and light, and the cynicism has just gone right through them without them noticing.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    42. Re:I must have missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've a vague awareness of the books and I can accept both film and book is cynical as Hell. What gets me is that the mass of people who watch it don't seem to realize how cynical it is. Everyone I know seems to think it's this big surgary fantasy which just amazes me.

      The book was not meant to be particularly cynical. I don't think the movie was either. I quote:

      "Modern education includes morality; therefore the modern child seeks only entertainment in its wonder tales and gladly dispenses with all disagreeable incident.

      Having this thought in mind, the story of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" was written solely to please children of today. It aspires to being a modernized fairy tale, in which the wonderment and joy are retained and the heartaches and nightmares are left out."
      -- L. Frank Baum, Introduction to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, 1900.

      When Baum talks about a "fairy tale", he's not talking about Disney movies. The Brothers Grimm ended the 1857 version of "Cinderella" with the line "And thus, for their wickedness and falsehood, they were punished with blindness as long as they lived."

      In fact, for fairy tales of that length, Cinderella was one of the least gruesome. In comparison, try this section from "The Juniper Tree":

      So Marlene went to him and said, "Brother, give me the apple." But he was silent, so she gave him one on the ear, and his head fell off. Marlene was terrified, and began crying and screaming, and ran to her mother, and said, "Oh, mother, I have knocked my brother's head off," and she cried and cried and could not be comforted.

      "Marlene," said the mother, "what have you done? Be quiet and don't let anyone know about it. It cannot be helped now. We will cook him into stew."

      Then the mother took the little boy and chopped him in pieces, put him into the pot, and cooked him into stew. But Marlene stood by crying and crying, and all her tears fell into the pot, and they did not need any salt.

      Then the father came home, and sat down at the table and said, "Where is my son?" And the mother served up a large, large dish of stew, and Marlene cried and could not stop.


      Just imagine Walt Disney trying to sanitize that into a form that today's parents could handle!

      So if one day you read The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and learn that the Tin Woodman was in fact a munchkin whose body parts were gradually chopped off by an enchanted axe and replaced with tin, you may be a bit shocked. But you also ought to put it into the context of history, and understand that Baum really did not mean to be cynical.

      Yeah, it is kinda weird and disturbing when compared to the 20th century fare doled out by Disney. But compared with what the 19th century fairy tales which preceded it, this kind of story really was hardly disturbing at all.
    43. Re:I must have missed something by po8 · · Score: 1

      The principal problem I had with Wicked was that it seemed to be written entirely from the movie version of the Wizard of Oz. I find that authorial choice somewhat insulting to L Frank Baum, who after all crafted his much-beloved world of Oz in a series of 14 "juvenile" novels that in my opinion explored many of the same issues, but with much more taste and interest. If you liked Wicked, or even if you did not, I would highly recommend giving a chance to the books the movie that inspired the novel were based upon.

    44. Re:I must have missed something by mink · · Score: 1

      "So if one day you read The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and learn that the Tin Woodman was in fact a munchkin whose body parts were gradually chopped off by an enchanted axe and replaced with tin, you may be a bit shocked. But you also ought to put it into the context of history, and understand that Baum really did not mean to be cynical."

      The important thing to do is to read the rest of the books.
      It turns out that The woodsman and a Soldier were both in love with the same woman and suffered the same fate. It also turns out that the hacked off body parts were glued together with magical flesh glue to create a person, who I wont give away much about.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    45. Re:I must have missed something by mink · · Score: 1

      Maybe with the movie, but I cant think how anyone could read the books and not notice the sinister or dark streaks that run throughout.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    46. Re:I must have missed something by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      If everyone who'd read the book sat on one end of a see-saw, and everyone who'd only seen the film suddenly sat on the other, you'd witness the first unpowered orbital entry. But really, the darkness underlying the film ought to be enough.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
  12. Shakespeare... by jaylee7877 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Legend holds that Shakespeare *never* rewrote any of his plays or poems. He didn't even bother to cross out anything as he wrote. But then, we're not all Shakespeare's are we? Still I think there's something to be said for leaving well enough alone. When we change what we believe is a flaw, it also changes much of the original genius and beauty of a work.

    1. Re:Shakespeare... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Legend holds that Shakespeare *never* rewrote any of his plays or poems.

      That's because he never wrote them in the first place.

    2. Re:Shakespeare... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This legend is completely unfounded. There are many versions of most of Shakespeare's plays, and quite a few of them are considered to be revisions by himself.

      Not to mention that some works are collaborations and "borrowings" from other authors, which may have been reworked later, etc.

    3. Re:Shakespeare... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? Theres a long, long history of people messing about with Shakespear plays, giving them happy endings etc... etc... It's not exactly a good example of final version stability.

    4. Re:Shakespeare... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Urban* legend, you mean.

    5. Re:Shakespeare... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After Shakespeare died, folks would say that he "never blotted a line." Jonson replied (in Timber, the source for this story) "would that he had blotted a thousand!" Jonson, though, was quite jealous of Shakespeare, who lacked the university education Jonson had and yet was still more successful, more respected, and (as even Jonson grudgingly recognized) more talented.

      Regardless, there are signs of revision all over Shakespeare's plays - as well as signs of things that should have been revised but weren't. The two versions of Lear are a perfect example. So no, Shakespeare is not a good counterexample to this at all.

      As for those who claim that various titled relatives, friends, or acquaintances of Shakespeare actually wrote the plays, they're idiots - we've found a huge percentage of the sources for the allusions in Shakespeare's plays, models for plots, etc., and they're all sources that would have been available to a middle-class grammar-school educated man of the time (remember that grammar school in 16th century England was quite a bit more demanding than it is today).

    6. Re:Shakespeare... by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Legend holds that Shakespeare *never* rewrote any of his plays or poems. He didn't even bother to cross out anything as he wrote. But then, we're not all Shakespeare's are we? Still I think there's something to be said for leaving well enough alone. When we change what we believe is a flaw, it also changes much of the original genius and beauty of a work.

      On the other hand, if we want to look at historical examples we should also consider fairy tales and legends. Before that whole writing stuff down thing happened stories were passed along orally and just about everyone who told the same story told a slightly different version. Both methods have resulted in great stories that have influenced our culture in numerous ways.

      Of course in one case we've got a single author who make up his mind and stuck with it, and in the other case we've a bunch of people working "together" and each having their own favorite version. Nowdays we've got directors who can't make up their minds about their own stories.

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  13. Pink Floyd by i.r.id10t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, there was that one Pink Floyd album released after The Wall...

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    1. Re:Pink Floyd by nosaj72 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which, interestingly, was recently rereleased with an added song in the middle. So the final cut of The Final Cut was not actually the final cut.

    2. Re:Pink Floyd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but love your sig! I had that on a bumper sticker on my last car for years, and was constantly having to explain it to people. In fact no one I ever met, including alleged Simpsons fans, understood it.

    3. Re:Pink Floyd by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      Either way, Pink Floyd ceased to exist as a musical force after Roger Waters left.
      I like Gilmour, but almost every track since the split sounds like it's been sampled from pre-split material.

      Bah !

    4. Re:Pink Floyd by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for a comment like this one :P

      (The Final Cut is underappreciated imho, certainly better than the two Roger Waters-less albums which followed)

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  14. better say... by nazsco · · Score: 1

    > from the this-post-to-be-re-edited-for-future-audiences dept.

    from the this-post-to-be-re-edited-for-the-very-same-audien ce dept.

  15. In Related News... by jeffvoigt · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Louvre announced that it was lowering the bustline of the Mona Lisa to attract more visitors.

    1. Re:In Related News... by aicrules · · Score: 1

      Unforutnately this has revealed an unsightly third, and quite hairy nipple.

  16. Waiting for the Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Mastering... by theSpaceCow · · Score: 0

    I have it on good authority that In Lucas' original vision of Star Wars, the role of the young Jedi was played by a hilarious cat named Meow Skywalker.

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  17. Colorizing testimony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There were senate hearings or something a decade or so ago when Turner started colorizing old westerns. One of the directors warned that technology could approach the ability to do just that, and that safeguards needed to be in place to preserve the original work.

    1. Re:Colorizing testimony by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      There were senate hearings or something a decade or so ago when Turner started colorizing old westerns. One of the directors warned that technology could approach the ability to do just that, and that safeguards needed to be in place to preserve the original work.

      And Lucas certainly showed how to do that, editing out the actor who originally played Darth Vader, his face and likeness. I was rather disgusted by that tawdryness.

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    2. Re:Colorizing testimony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vader was played by James Earl Jones. The guy in the suit was just a prop.

    3. Re:Colorizing testimony by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Informative
      Vader was played by James Earl Jones. The guy in the suit was just a prop.

      James Earl Jones was the voice of Darth Vader.

      David Prowse was the actor in the suit

      Sebastian Shaw was the face of Darth Vader before the re-edit.

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    4. Re:Colorizing testimony by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dave Prowse was on a local radio station here a few years back when EP-II had just been released. He had said that he was never told about James Earl Jones until he saw the first screening. The whole time during New Hope he was voicing all the lines in the suit. He kept asking how are they going to deal with the muffling and they said they could fix it in post. So imagine his suprise hearing a new voice during the first screening. I had hoped that the station would have asked him to do HIS vader voice but they didn't.

    5. Re:Colorizing testimony by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Oh I forgot to mention in case anyone didn't know. Dave Prowse was Hotblack Desiato's body guard in the HitchHikers Guide TV series.... Just a bit of trivia.

    6. Re:Colorizing testimony by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sebastian Shaw was the face of Darth Vader before the re-edit.

      They edited him out as his ghost, but the removal of the mask wasn't changed.

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    7. Re:Colorizing testimony by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Also the bodyguard of the old bloke terrorised by Alex in A Clockwork Orange. You get to see more of him in that film than you do in Hitch Hiker's.

      That's a big bloke.

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      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
    8. Re:Colorizing testimony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was also the Green Cross Code Man in the UK when I was in primary school... "Look both ways before crossing the road - and don't argue with me cos I'm built like a brick shit house"

    9. Re:Colorizing testimony by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Colorizing was doing your best to re-insert something that was present in the original, but lost due to technological limitations. What Lucas is doing is changing his mind the morning after.

  18. Uncomplete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why, that's uncorrect.

  19. I mean, there almost always is by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Almost always.

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  20. As long as the original remains the original by geraldkw · · Score: 1

    It's fine to go back and rework something to make it better as long as the reworked version is labeled as such. I think it is deceptive to present something as the "classic Hollywood masterpiece" as some stations do and then show a version which has been edited for content (other than swear words and nudity in the case of the networks).

    1. Re:As long as the original remains the original by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "I think it is deceptive to present something as the "classic Hollywood masterpiece" as some stations do and then show a version which has been edited for content (other than swear words and nudity in the case of the networks"

      I agree, except it's still deceptive to edit for swear words and nudity, and present it as the original movie.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  21. Hollywood as a business by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

    Sure, artistic tinkering is nice and all. Get that movie to match up more exactly with your vision just like a software update. The reason that this happens is because it is profitable. How many people bought the first DVD of Lord of the Rings and then bought the extended version when it came out months later? An 'updated' release allows the movie companies to pretend that there's something really new and start a marketing campaign. Not unlike drug companies finding 'new' uses for their drugs in order to extend the patent.

    As long as people keep buying them, they'll keep producing them.

    1. Re:Hollywood as a business by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the theatrical release WAS available, and the extended version was marketed as such, and not as the original.

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    2. Re:Hollywood as a business by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      I hear you. To make my point clearer: how many people do you think would have bought the theatrical release if the extended version had been released first? I got both, but only because I wasn't aware of the extended version; I figured they'd use the same release schedule for the other two movies, and only bought the (later) extended versions of those. By releasing two versions for each movie, they created an opportunity to squeeze a bit more money out of the market by counting on die-hard fans to purchase both instead of just one. At the very least, what they did was produce two slightly different products from the same source material to appeal to slightly different but overlapping markets; in providing a choice they ended up selling more boxes than if they hadn't.

      On a related note, check out this article, which kind of undercuts my argument since that bastard won't release the original trilogy as seen in theaters. On the other hand, I'm sure he made an awful lot of money on that re-re-release.

  22. 1984 by jimjamjoh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How prophetic Orwell was...

    1. Re:1984 by aicrules · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, this prophetic talent will be obscured greatly when the remake (and rewrite) of 1984 is done for the 30th anniversary.

    2. Re:1984 by AnonymousKev · · Score: 1
      >How prophetic Orwell was...

      What do you mean by that? We've always been at war with Eurasia. I may have to report you to MiniPax.

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    3. Re:1984 by daniil · · Score: 1
      Prophetic? Hardly. First of all, Orwell was only reporting what was already happening in the Soviet Union (and in other places), where history was rewritten and people did vanish from photos.

      Works of art have been edited to fit the editor's taste/views/etc ever since when. You don't like this nude statue? Cover the nudity with a maple leaf. Don't like its painted eyes? Scrape the paint off. Or leave out a few chapters from this book (or have the author rewrite a few -- better yet, do it yourself!).

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  23. Soon no actors will be needed by dptalia · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This reminds me of Connie Willis's book Remake . In it acting is a dead profession. People merely edit films to create new releases. The main character has a job removing all references to smoking from Casablanca (I think it was Casablanca, maybe it was a different movie). Due to having cut out other unwanted material (such as violence, racism, drinking, etc) the movie was down to under 30 minutes in length.

    Unfortunately with political correctness becoming the norm, I don't see things like this not happening. Anti smoking advocates already scream if a movie shows a "good guy" smoking. How hard would it be to start protesting old movies that contain positive images of smoking?

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    1. Re:Soon no actors will be needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most brilliant time-travel story, ever, bar none. It's the only book I've ever finished, and then turned back to page 1 and read it again, immediately. And, because of the time-travel stuff, it all means something different the second time through.

      Brilliant. Her other books are OK, but Remake is genius.

    2. Re:Soon no actors will be needed by dptalia · · Score: 1

      I always thought Bellwether was her best book. The insight into what it takes to make a breakthrough in science impresses me to this day.

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    3. Re:Soon no actors will be needed by readin · · Score: 1

      One thing that bothers me about editing out things that are no longer acceptable from old movies, is that younger generations are given a false images of the past.
      When I was young I heard talk about racism, and how bad it had been, but I didn't see it. All the talk just seemed like old people exaggerating to make a point. Sort of like how we only hear the good things about Lincoln and never the bad things.
      What really got through to me was seeing a movie that must have been made in the late 20s or early 30s. It was set in the American south on a plantation. The treatment of blacks in what little I saw of that movie was revealing - particularly a line where a white woman explains why she need to accompany a friend from the north on a trip (from memory) "She doesn't know how to take care of herself down here...how to tell a [n-word] to do something like she means it so he'll get it done...".

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  24. Blazing Saddles by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    What they have been showing of TV just isn't the same anymore. There's a whole lot of stuff involving Mongo that got cut out. Much of it is some of the funniest stuff in the movie.

    Sad really.

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    1. Re:Blazing Saddles by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      With Mongo? I can remember lot's of offensive (and hilarious) things in that movie, but can't think of too much with Mongo.

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      -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
    2. Re:Blazing Saddles by b3x · · Score: 1

      On a a similiar note, I woke up early one sunday morning, and Vacation was on TNT, they had just pulled into the cousins house, so I was watching and waiting for the see-saw scene (i french kiss, everyone does that, daddy says i am the best) Well they cut it out. Undeniably the funniest scene in that movie, and they cut it out. Sad ...

    3. Re:Blazing Saddles by Eccles · · Score: 1

      According to IMDB, the extended Mongo stuff was not in the original release; it is available on the DVD. Also, supposedly an early theatrical version had Cleavon Little saying "Excuse me, ma'am, you're nibbling on my elbow" after Madeline Kahn said, "It's twue, it's twue!"

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    4. Re:Blazing Saddles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I refuse to watch movies on TV, especially comedies. I think they hate laughter, as the only parts that are cut are the funny parts.

      In BS, for example, the railroad scene- "Horses? We can't afford horses, send a nigger." The irony is that the parts they cut were anti-racist. This is similar to people castigating the anti-slavery book "Huckleberry Finn" for using "the N word."

      Far worse than TV's treatment of BS was Monty Python's Holy Grail. ("How do you know he's king? Easy, he's the only one who doesn't have shit all over him"). Monty Python's members were furious at what had been done to their movie, and swore that from then on, if it was going to be shown, it would be uncut and uninterrupted.

      Which is why you haven't seen it on TV since.

  25. Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF?

  26. These are movies by w.p.richardson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I would be much more concerned about the manipulation of the news footage we use to obtain information about what's going on in the world. Those who control that medium, control public opinion and can pacify the masses, whilst marginalizing dissent.

    As for movies, these are art - as the artist sees fit, they can muck about with their creations. Ownership though, can be a little fuzzy, if for example the rights are owned by a company and not an individual.

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  27. If there isn't... by Kelson · · Score: 1
  28. Uncompletely? by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unpossible! Seriously, stop hiring 15 year olds as editors. Some of us actually paid enough attention in school to learn how to spell.

    1. Re:Uncompletely? by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      Without change in the language we will never evolve and without evolution we may as well be the french.

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  29. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark by SamSeaborn · · Score: 1
    I'm all for director's cuts and special editions and all that. But what's with Lucas *re-titling* RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK to INDIANA JONES AND THE ...

    This revisionist film-making has to stop.

    Sam

    1. Re:Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark by Flounder · · Score: 1

      Raiders was only re-titled on the cover in the box set, I guess so it looked better next to Temple of Doom and Last Crusade. In the actual movie, it still only says "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

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  30. The Final Cut by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 1

    My guess is no because even the Pink Floyd album The Final Cut was re-released/re-cut in 2004

  31. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Yea but look at how long it took them to write that.

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  32. Obligatory Simpson's Quote by hotspotbloc · · Score: 4, Funny
    From "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" (1F19)
    (Homer watches "Free Willy" at the hotel.)

    Homer: Jump, Free Willy. Jump! Jump with all your might!
    [on the TV, Willy jumps over a rock barrier as a little boy smiles, but a shadow looms on his face and the smile turns to fear]
    Woman: Oh, no. Willy didn't make it. And he crushed our boy!
    Man: Ew. What a mess.
    Homer: Ohh, I don't like this new director's cut.

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  33. History is 5 nines irrelevant by dada21 · · Score: 3, Funny

    99.999% of the past is not just irrelevant, but harmful, in my opinion.

    Do we ever learn that politicians are liars?

    Do we ever learn that war is worthwhile?

    Do we ever learn to marry the right person at the right time?

    Do we ever learn to stop making video games about blockbuster movies?

    To me, change is good. As a society, my fellow citizens are more and more unable to adapt. Look at steel tariffs and help desk outsourcing.

    Our best 0.001% of anything never need changes. The rest is dust in the wind. Take an imperfect story, product or relationship and keep redoing it unitil it is perfect for the parties involved. Future generations should do the same.

    That's why I hate copyright, patents and government licensing.

    1. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by DesireCampbell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The soulution is not to re-image the past to look like we knew what to do all along - it's to strive ahead and create new peices that show we've learned.

      Re-writing your first book is the stupidest idea ever. Just write a new one.

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    2. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Our best 0.001% of anything never need changes. The rest is dust in the wind. Take an imperfect story, product or relationship and keep redoing it unitil it is perfect for the parties involved. Future generations should do the same.

      Sure, fine, redo it. As in, start from scratch again and *redo* it. Don't take the same movie and keep reediting it for the new sensibilities. Don't make the old one unavailable because your new one is "better". Who decides what's better? Who decides what is in the 0.001%?

      We always learn in the context of the past. If you have a bad relationship, sure, drop it and find a new one. The past will inform your new attempts. The worst thing you can do if you want to avoid making the same mistakes, is to go into denial about what happened.

      And that's what this reediting does. It pretends that we never made these movies. If they want to restore them to their original form, great. If they want to recut them, ok, but keep the old cut around. But you want to destroy the old artwork for the sake of pretending that we were always following our current politically correct attitudes? That's going to be harmful in the long run.

    3. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by sco08y · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sir, I tip my hat to your karma whoring abilities.

      Let's review this post:

      The title and hook use a trendy geek term "five nines" to make a sweeping and unsubstantiated generalization.

      The post is arranged as a series of bullets, rather than actual ideas. This way placid mods aren't compelled to think about what's being written.

      The bullets moan about the condition of society, which 99.999% of people agree with, and suggest that "change is good," which 99.999% of people also agree with. It sounds like a stump speech, but most /.ers have never heard a stump speech so they don't clue in.

      And he wraps it up by saying he hates IP, which 99.999% of /.ers agree with.

      None of it actually makes any sense but that doesn't matter to a karma whore!

    4. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Do we ever learn to stop making video games about blockbuster movies?

      Not as long as they keep selling, no.

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    5. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Damn. That posts makes me want to quit work early (11am) and go home to play more Civilization 4.

    6. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Haha, I'd mod you +1, Funny too.

      I can see the karma whoring side of my post (hey it balances out the -1, Troll mods I get), yet I think it's (debateably) still correct.

      Changing movies later to reflect a director's (or society's) change of opinion is to be expected. Authors have done it for thousands of years (see: The New Testament). Dictators, too. Even economists and scientists do it. History is only important if it relates to us, today.

      As for movies, I hated some of the Star Wars changes but some of them made the movie more approachable for the current generation. What I liked as a 1 year old must be updated to work today.

    7. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Now I'm even more pissed off because I became an unintentional karma whore. There is no justice.

    8. Re:History is 5 nines irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worry not my good friend. being funny gives you no karma, you've done no harm.

  34. oh sure by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Funny

    Circumcision - one cut away from the final...

    1. Re:oh sure by aicrules · · Score: 1

      With the final cut being vasectomy? Or castration?

    2. Re:oh sure by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      With the final cut being vasectomy? Or castration? - whatever get's it up for you, sport ;)

  35. Well, MOST of the time by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of the time there's a final cut. Sometimes you just have to revise.

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    1. Re:Well, MOST of the time by sketchkid · · Score: 1

      Underrated post

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  36. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by AtomicRobotMonster · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is a joke right?

    The bible has been "translated" and revised throughout history. Not sure about holy works from other religions but I would imagine it is similar.

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  37. That could be interesting by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    considering that many art scholars believe the Mona List is a self portrait.

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  38. Connie Willis by Tony · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Connie Willis wrote about this years ago, in a novella called "Remake." In it, an angst-ridden young man working for some hollywood company digitally edits old movies based on the mores and whims of the whatever passes for political correctness. For instance, throughout most of the story, he's editing scenes in old movies, taking out all references to alchohol. He digitally changes drinks into... other things.

    It predates the Steven Spielberg South Park episode by several years, but otherwise is almost identical. Guns replaced with walkie-talkies. That's just funny.

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    1. Re:Connie Willis by JAZ · · Score: 1

      Um... you know that guns to walkie-talkies isn't from South Park but that Spielberg actually did that to E.T., Right?

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  39. Just take a look at Wired by doombob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just take a look at a few of this last years issues of Wired Magazine. A couple of the covers talk about the "remix culture." And articles on the inside are all about Creative Commons, Remixing ideas, Freeing IP (not addresses). Right now it seems culture is in an "unstable state." It like we want to try new things, but just can't seem to let go of the cultural items of the past. So we rework those things that are "safe" and "comfortable." Just give it a couple years for the influence of Baby Boomers to fade from entertainment, media, etc. and then we should have another influx of new ideas.

    1. Re:Just take a look at Wired by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      the "remix culture." And articles on the inside are all about Creative Commons, Remixing ideas, Freeing IP (not addresses). Right now it seems culture is in an "unstable state."

      I don't mind that right now we are remixing the culture of the past, recycling isn't just for paper and plastic.
      What is at issue here is that they are erasing the culture of the past, and replacing it with the "unstable state".

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  40. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    Translated, yes; but can you show any tangible proof that it's been changed?

  41. At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Control+Group · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And there's the real victim of where we seem to be headed with intellectual property: our cultural history.

    Picture the broadcast flag, coupled with on-demand movies. Toss in changes of the medium du jour crippled with mostly effective DRM, and you're losing history left and right. There's a new release of, say, E.T. on Blu-Ray. Everyone (not literally everyone, of course, but you get the idea) replaces their old, worn-out VHS (or Beta, in the case of my parents) tapes. Now there's very little evidence that there were ever guns in the movie.

    Or pay-per-view/on demand becomes the common way of watching movies. The broadcast flag prevents keeping a copy, of course. So all you'll ever be able to see is the latest version of the movie. Hell, look at Dumbo: can you even buy a copy of the movie that still has the crows singing? They certainly don't show it on television.

    Or how about Aladdin? I can't be the only person who remembers the opening song's lyric containing a line about cutting off your hand for stealing a loaf of bread. But good luck proving that it ever even existed - to the best of my knowledge, that didn't even make into the first release of the movie to stores, much less subsequent ones.

    The more consumers lose control of the media they consume - not being able to make/keep copies, being forced into a subscription model of media delivery - the more this is going to happen. We've got the technical capacity right now to preserve a closer-to-perfect record of our culture than has ever existed in human history, and we're wasting it. It's being lost to political correctness, revisionist history, and George Lucas.

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    1. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by virtcert · · Score: 1

      Just wait until e-books become the norm, coupled with wireless distribution, auto-updating and DRM.

      You'll never be sure if you've actually read the books in your library (in their present form) or not.

        - Brian

    2. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by mmkkbb · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can't be the only person who remembers the opening song's lyric containing a line about cutting off your hand for stealing a loaf of bread.

      Actually, the line was "Where the cut off your hand if they don't like your face" changed to "where the land is immense and the heat is intense".

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    3. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Control+Group · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, thank you!

      I knew it had been there, and I even knew I was misremembering it.

      Too bad /. doesn't have an edit feature, so I could go back and revise what I wrote so no one would know I had made a mistake...

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    4. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They cut off your ear if they don't like your face. It's barbaric, but hey, it's home"

      I have an original VHS of that...

      now it's

      "Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense. It's barbaric, but hey, it's home"

    5. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase Tom Hanks, "Editing!!! There's no editing on Slashdot."

    6. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      Another fine example is the Bugs Bunny cartoon where the singing frog (later named Michigan J. Frog) is introduced.

      In the original (or at least the earliest in my memory), the guy who discovered the frog, after failing to get a talent agent interested, rents or buys a derelict theatre and fixes it up. He goes to the door and opens the theatre expecting a crowd. None comes.

      He paints up a sign that says, "Free Admission" and takes it to the door and waits for a crowd. None comes.

      He paints up a sign that says, "Free Beer" and takes it to the door, whereupon he gets a stampede.

      In more recent years, however, the "Free Beer" sign has been cut out. The stampede results from the "Free Admission" sign. It's just not as funny.

      The fact is, a lot of people do not realise that the Bugs Bunny cartoons are intended for family audiences, yes, but primarily adult-oriented. Without that understanding, they have been Bowdlerised, thus removing some of the funny.

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    7. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      Not to mention: when was the last time you saw one of the Bugs Bunny WWII-era cartoons? Or a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon?

      Yes, the Japanese soldier with his Coke-bottle glasses and buck teeth is insensitive and horribly inappropriate in today's world. But that doesn't mean that it's not a) funny, and b) a valid, and arguably important, insight into the world at the time it was drawn.

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    8. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other one he was thinking of was "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we get along."

      Both of these are in the OST, which I've had since shortly after the movie came out. (Hey, I was 11! What can I say? Jasmine gave me wood.)

    9. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by AxB_teeth · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Actually, the line was "Where the cut off your hand if they don't like your face" changed to "where the land is immense and the heat is intense".

      Actually, the original line was "Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face. / It's barbaric, but hey, it's home." Google it.

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    10. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how about Aladdin? I can't be the only person who remembers the opening song's lyric containing a line about cutting off your hand for stealing a loaf of bread

      you may just be. the correct original lryics are "where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face.\n its barbaric, but hey, its home"

      yes, i have the originally released soundtrack. yes, i just double checked the lyrics.

    11. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Both my old Aladdin soundtrack tape and the MP3 version I recently acquired (which is clearly from CD and not tape judging by quality) contain the cut-off-your-hand line, so it certainly made it out there on some form of media...

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    12. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by NereusRen · · Score: 1

      "Or how about Aladdin? I can't be the only person who remembers the opening song's lyric containing a line about cutting off your hand for stealing a loaf of bread. But good luck proving that it ever even existed - to the best of my knowledge, that didn't even make into the first release of the movie to stores, much less subsequent ones."

      You're right, that was only in the theatrical version... but perhaps the most telling piece of evidence is you don't even remember it correctly! "They cut off your ears if they don't like your face" was the actual line that offended many Arab-Americans, as I recall.

    13. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by brauwerman · · Score: 1

      You are the only one.


      Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
      Where the caravan camels roam
      Where they cut off your ear
      If they don't like your face
      It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

      ...

      Oh, I come from a land where intrigue is in style
      And adventure is status quo
      Where they hack off your lips
      If they don't like your smile
      It's the law, did I make it? No!

    14. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, the line was "Where the cut off your hand if they don't like your face" changed to "where the land is immense and the heat is intense".
      I actually have both the original VHS version of Disney's Aladdin and the original cassette tape of the songs. The VHS has the "land is immense line" but the cassette (release prior to the fuss) has the "cut off your hand" line.
    15. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the line was "Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face" and, IIRC, is on the audiotape version of the soundtrack.

      The cutting-off-the-hand stuff is unrelated to that song.

    16. Re:At the risk of a rantfest: IP's the problem by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Here in australia, I see Speedy Gonzalez cartoons all the time on Boomerang.

  42. Something very similar by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    "A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking" --Martin H. Fischer

  43. What People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is that George Lucas shot first! He got Star Wars out before anyone else got the concept down so, like it or not, he can do what he wants with it -- revised super special 3D edition etc.

    But if someone with a time machine could go back and give Steven Spielberg the idea to a sci-fi/fantasy six-part trilogy beginning in the middle...

    1. Re:What People Don't Realize... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't buy it.

      This is one of the big fallacies of IP. I saw the original film, hell most everyone here did. When that happened, it ceased to be his movie and became our memory...The proof of that is the whole "Han Shot First" contraversy. We all knew it had been changed, though it took him a while to admit it. In this, he's not only messing with "his" movie, but our minds as well.

      You can't release something to the world, and then work to eradicate it 20 years later because you changed your mind about what you meant. Frankly, I am of the opinion that, when he decided the original version wasn't the "real" version anymore, and discontinued it, it ceased to be his property.

      The purpose of IP law is to allow artists to make money off their creations for a reasonable time, not to give them unlimited control over all derivations of their work, for years and years to come, and certainly not to say, "Just foolin" and try to remove a released work from its rightful place in the public domain.

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    2. Re:What People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When that happened, it ceased to be his movie and became our memory

      That's like saying that when you're invited to visit somebody else's home, it ceases to be his house.

      Of course it's still his movie. He created it. It's his.

      Your memories are yours, but they give you no claim whatsoever on his creation.

      You can't release something to the world, and then work to eradicate it 20 years later because you changed your mind about what you meant.

      In point of fact, yeah you can.

      I am of the opinion that, when he decided the original version wasn't the "real" version anymore, and discontinued it, it ceased to be his property.

      Thank God you don't make the laws we all have to abide by.

    3. Re:What People Don't Realize... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I'll be happy to argue the point with you when you get the courage to put it under a real username.

      Oh, and by the way, equating intellectual property to physical property is a nice way of showing you don't have the first clue as to what you're talking about. In your world, it would be OUR house, because without the ability to pass along intellectual property, no one else would ever have been able to build one.

      All the intellectual property in the world today is built on all the intellectual property of the past. Anyone who tries to exert true ownership over it, for anything more than temporary profit, deserves to have it stripped from them.

      Jackass.

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    4. Re:What People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      equating intellectual property to physical property is a nice way of showing you don't have the first clue

      Property is property, be it a chair or a song or a movie. Somebody had to think it up and make it. Whether the end product is tangible or not, property is property.

      All the intellectual property in the world today is built on all the intellectual property of the past.

      That's almost, but not quite, as profound as "we are all made of stars." What else you got?

      Jackass.

      Steaming cunt face.

    5. Re:What People Don't Realize... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Still anonymous I see. Frankly, I would be to, if I were you.

      If you can't grasp the difference between an idea and a physical thing, or grasp the fact that all ideas are derivative from other ideas then I don't see any point in continuing.

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    6. Re:What People Don't Realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course there's no point in continuing, because you distinguish between essential differences and superficial differences. Did you never play the "one of these things is not like the other" game when you were a kid? It's very important to be able to recognize when two things, like two pieces of property for instance, are superficially different but essentially the same. Your inability to see the difference basically puts a stake through the heart of any hope you might have had of eventual self-actualization.

      Be ashamed. Twat.

      (Incidentally, can you tell me what, exactly, this post was derived from? Because clearly it's impossible that I done thunk it up meself.)

  44. I don't care what he says.... by Filoviridae · · Score: 1

    HAN SHOT FIRST!

  45. I don't know about "Final Cut"... by trurl7 · · Score: 1

    But there is definitely no such thing as a "Final" Fantasy.

  46. The Origin of Species by Shimmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is nothing new. To give a serious example, Charles Darwin issued six different editions of The Origin of Species during his lifetime. Each new edition contained material in response to reactions to previous editions. The phrases "evolution" and "survival of the fittest" were first introduced in these follow-on editions.

    Most of these changes improved the book, but some did not. So, which edition is "definitive"?

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    1. Re:The Origin of Species by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The phrases "evolution" and "survival of the fittest" were first introduced in these follow-on editions.

      1. Darwin's creation evolved over time to become more complex and better adapted to it's predators? I am SHOCKED!

      2. Evolution? Are you sure? Because I think Lamarck was using this decades before Charles D.

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    2. Re:The Origin of Species by sick_uf_u · · Score: 1

      You can adapt a work of nonfiction to better fit reality and make corrections and include supplemental material.
      On the other hand, with a fictional work your released work is based in its own world. It is self-defining. For instance, Star Wars:SE != Star Wars.
      You can clean up the color, remove spots, de-noise the audio -these are elements of the viewing experience. The story -you share that with me, now that its been released. It doesn't matter if you're the author or the director.

      My definitive version is the one I first saw. If the creators cared about his work, the first finished version would've been the definitive version to them, too.

      There are lots of different versions of comic books that use the same characters with completely different stories that weren't meant to mix with other versions. Those are fine and appreciable. When you try to REPLACE the original, thats disrespectful (even when you own the legal rights).

  47. Like a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like a rock. Damn you GM.

    Actually I should curse the DJs that cut it off before the "20 years now, where'd they go". Being on the downhill side of 38, I identify with the latter half of the song.

    "Sit and I wonder sometimes
    Where they've gone

    And sometimes late at night
    When I'm bathed in the firelight
    The moon comes callin' a ghostly white
    And I recall
    Recall

    Like a rock. standin' arrow straight
    Like a rock, chargin' from the gate
    Like a rock, carryin' the weight
    Like a rock ..."

    1. Re:Like a ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chevy, like a rock, and some other problems.

  48. Lucas lost it by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a shout out to any lame asses (you know who you are) who can \stomach\ episode IV with the ultra lame-dick \enhancements\ that were added. Get a life and watch the original. When I saw the "gee-wiz, look what I can do with FX" krap that was added, I almost blew chunks. Sure, deride me all you want you cultural cretins, but the original episode IV was a film making landmark, that Lucas in his divine SkyWalker Ranchette wisdom peed all over with his \enhancements\.

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  49. Yes by casualsax3 · · Score: 0

    It was the sub par follow up to Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

    1. Re:Yes by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      More like Roger Waters first solo album. Oh, and actually quite kicks ass.

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    2. Re:Yes by tao · · Score: 1

      Yup. Especially the track "Southampton Dock". The remaster also has the masterpiece "When the Tigers Broke Free" on it. That song alone makes purchasing the album worth it, unless you already have it. WtTBF stabs into you when you hear it, you can really tell that every word is straight from Waters' heart.

  50. Re: Some works are permanent and forever by virtcert · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...And of course: perfect and immutable and perfectly translated into all languages regardless of time and culture.

    Of course.

    That would help explain why we can go to Bible.com search for 24 different English versions, and 91 International versions with links to 140 different language editions. Be sure to read #7 and #8 here:

    Why My Religion is Right and Yours is Wrong
    - or -
    The Flawed Logic of "The One True Path"

    [Full Disclosure: I wrote the linked article]

    - Brian

  51. Final Cuts Are A Recent Invention by OttoSink · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back in the day (about 200 years ago) a composer like Beethoven revised his symphonies between performances. The idea of having a "final cut" probably grew out of the use of mass production to make copies. Given the Internet, we will probably see far fewer "final cuts" in the future.

    1. Re:Final Cuts Are A Recent Invention by doonoop · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The idea of having a "final cut" probably grew out of the use of mass production to make copies. Given the Internet, we will probably see far fewer "final cuts" in the future.


      I think you nailed it. History and readings of old cultural works almost always involves choosing between different versions of a story. People tinker to "improve" stories the same way they refine technologies.

      The technology for revising video landed in the hands of Lucas and Disney et al first, so thealterations that heidi cites look like poor executive decisions at best, and PC censorship at worst. But that technology will soon be in the hands of the people (if it isn't already), which means finally video will belong to the people, who will begin editing out the PC, having Free Willy kill the kid, etc.
    2. Re:Final Cuts Are A Recent Invention by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Likewise, the whole idea of IP for artwork is also a recent invention, likely the result of sound reproduction technology. In that sense, Edison is the direct ancestor of the MPAA/RIAA and DRM.

      If Joebob von Sommenwhere the composer wrote a song people liked in 1648, he got a lot of concert bookings and patronage (read: cash$) from wealthy supporters, but the idea that Joebob should collect a 'royalty' (there's a telling word!) everytime someone whistled the tune for someone else would be considered ludicrous.

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    3. Re:Final Cuts Are A Recent Invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We aren't talking about just revising what's there, we're talking about intentionally erasing and removing the previous edition. I could care less if there's three dozen releases of starwars, or aladdin or any other medium. What i care about is the fact that the original versions are disappearing.

      Imagine if that were to happen to history texts, or documentaries. Already we're seeing the revising of our pop culture history, how long before we move on to areas related to pop culture?

      We see in history the victor's writing the history. How much easier will that be if all the data is easily erased or edited? Or just format death. Write all the new History on new mediums, and just let the previous mediums die out.

      Poof, instant rewrite of history, done in less than 50 years.

      That is what is scary.

    4. Re:Final Cuts Are A Recent Invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. How many times has the Odyssey been revised by the ancient singer-poets and more modern editors?

  52. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hmm .. I think you only say that because you may be blind to the changes that have gone on in the past, and the changes that are currently going on.

    In the begining (well maybe not that long ago) there were some pretty big arguments over what things went into the bible. For example one of these things were the Apocrypha, which were out then in then out again. (Do I see a directors cut/special edition cut that includes the sections that were dropped?)

    Let alone the translation from whatever to Greek to Latin to English .. to modern day English to ebonics (and I am sure there is one out there). Each translation will change the sense of the text depending on who it was who translated it. As a comparison ... run something twice through babel fish and see what comes out.

    I just found this interesting link The Pre-Reformation History of the Bible From 1,400 BC to 1,400 AD

    So to say that the Bible is permanent and forever is misleading and ignorrant of the history of that document.

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  53. Cartoons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disney is notorious for "erasing" Song of the South, and other movies.

    Here is an interesting article on censored cartoons. Yes, it's Rotten.com, but I promise there's no gore or nudity, just some examples of racist images from the cartoons.

  54. The most drastic ruin the artists intention by fak3r · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget Gillian's Brazil; completed edited ending which changed the whole tone of the story. The DVD box set is very illuminating just to see the 'original' vs the studio forced 'happy ending' version. As the old saying goes, the marriage of art and commerence is a an awkward one. Of course there will always be purests on the other side raising the red flag. For me it's the CD 'reissues' where they tack on 'bonus songs' after the original album, it's so frustrating! Think if they did a perfect reproduction print of a Picasso for sale; and then tacked on some sketches that he worked on around the same time on top of the print! It ruins the whole artistic design and mars the original. The only exception to this is when the 'artist' reissues stuff, with the freedom to produce the art as they originally wanted, as with my Brazil example above, there have been a few of those in music, but not enough.

  55. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Denyer · · Score: 1

    Parent was intended as a quick troll, I know, but those with more interest might want to google "Council of Carthage".

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  56. The author is but one voice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course Han shot first. This whole "Greedo shot first" is nothing more than the opinion of George Lucas.

    So what if he wrote the story? After he tells the story to me, it exists in my brain. The version in my brain is under my control. It ends however I want it to end.

    Any well-told work transcends its author. To limit your interpretations of it to those in the mind of the author is to accept an outright blasphemous form of mental slavery.

    A free mind has many voices, both inner and outer, and the author of a work of art is just one more outer voice.

    Do not surrender your power.

    1. Re:The author is but one voice by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      Exactly. George Lucas can't "ruin your childhood" by changing a movie that you have already seen. In fact, I have the originals right here on VHS. I could turn them into DVDs anytime I felt like it. George Lucas can do whatever he wants to his movies, but he's never going to take anyone's memories away (and I don't think he wants to).

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    2. Re:The author is but one voice by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > So what if he wrote the story? After he tells the
      > story to me, it exists in my brain. The version
      > in my brain is under my control. It ends however I want it to end.

      Exactly. Natalie Portman teleports forward in time, and makes love sweet love to her daughter, Carrie Fisher, under the diseased mind control of the green twilek hippy (as in nice hips, not '60's toker) Jedi, who actually survived the assasination attempt and teleported in forward in time, too, but got corrupted to the dark side.

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    3. Re:The author is but one voice by davygrvy · · Score: 1
      And next, they'll have visual content for music to enslave your interpretation..

      Wait a sec... That's MTV..

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    4. Re:The author is but one voice by Pii · · Score: 1

      What does MTV have to do with music?

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    5. Re:The author is but one voice by vyrus128 · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up if I had mod points. Wish you would have posted with an account so I could friend you.

    6. Re:The author is but one voice by Heembo · · Score: 1

      If Greedo shot first, then Han Solo is one lucky mo-fo and/or Greedo is a lousy shot. Greedo was sitting like 6 feet away from Han! One crappy Bounty Hunter!

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    7. Re:The author is but one voice by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      So what if he wrote the story? After he tells the story to me, it exists in my brain. The version in my brain is under my control. It ends however I want it to end.

      Any well-told work transcends its author. To limit your interpretations of it to those in the mind of the author is to accept an outright blasphemous form of mental slavery.


      To me, it seems as if someone's telling you a story and the version in your head doesn't sync with what they're telling you, that's simply a case of poor comprehension or a loose grip on reality on your part.

      It's their job to convey the information to you, and it's your job to understand it. If you have a problem with their story, make your own.

      Trying to act artsy is no excuse for accuracy.

  57. Version numbers on everything by humankind · · Score: 1

    I think, just like software, other forms of media should have numeric version numbers. This way, when the "developer" ruins future releases, we can easily refer back to earlier, superior versions. /missing Journalism version 1.0

    1. Re:Version numbers on everything by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Umm yeah, I'm pretty sure tha's already done; just use the year of release.
      And if Lucas spits out five revisions of Sith inone 12 month period you get
      2006a, 2006b, 2006c...

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  58. Make revisions optional by jangobongo · · Score: 1

    I don't mind when extra footage is available. I liked seeing the extra footage in "Lord of the Rings" extended version, for example. One of my favorite things to do is to watch the outtakes in the bonus material on a DVD. Some extra clips are good, some you can see why it was left out of the finished movie. A lot of times, I wish that I could play the movie with the option of adding back in those outtakes.

    I feel they should leave it to the viewer as to whether or not they want to see the original version or the revised version. With digital technology, couldn't they have two versions on a DVD: one version with all the chapters, including the revisions, and one version that leaves out the extra chapters? It seems like that would be fairly simple to do (though I don't really know the technology behind that). That way, the consumer gets what they want, and the studios could sell to both camps, possibly increasing their sales in the process.

    Unfortunately, I know that is a naive wish, because Directors are Artists (with a capital A), and they want to have the final say on their Grand Vision.

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  59. Mod parent up by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 1

    Not just because I was thinking the same thing, though - but because you have to think of culture in monetary terms, because that's how the producers treat it. There's not much call these days for soap operas done on cuneiform, but it's not because it's an outmoded communicative medium - it's because people wouldn't buy it. However, there's huge bank to be had in reworking already-filmed-&-paid-for pieces that maybe a few more collectors will buy. (Not sure about the drug company analogy though honestly.)

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  60. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Daetrin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's see if i can remember a few things from the history class on the old testament i took in college. The mistranslation of "Reed Sea" into "Red Sea." There's a decent amount of evidence that Yahweh had a wife at one point but she got edited out later. There was at least one point where stuff was codified and a lot of stories, which were just as "valid" as the ones where were kept, were dropped for political or cultural reasons. It's been about six years since i took the class, but i can tell you for sure that anyone who thinks the bible hasn't ever changed is either a fundamentalist (and therefore willing to completly ignore historical evidence) or delusional.

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  61. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    Yes .. you can .. see my post further down .. there have been arguments throughout the ages as to what should be included in the Bible.

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  62. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes; it's called the Apocrypha - where many books were edited out of the bible...

    They also removed the "All characters in this book bear no resembelance to any persons living or dead" page from the start.

  63. The Ultimate Revisionist History by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    The ultimate revisionist history: Wikipedia.

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  64. They ruined the Terminator! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the collector's edition of the original Terminator, they changed the sound of .45 to sound as though it had a silencer on it, though it clearly does not. Of all of the scenes in this classic sci-fi film, the first Sarah Conner murder was the most vivid for me, largely because of the huge booming blast from the .45 . Remember, it that point in the story, we didn't know that Arnold was the T100 yet, so the idea of a broad daylight, incredibly loud execution in suburbia was a powerful one. The change ruins the movie for me, and for what?

  65. What about Stephen King's Dark Tower? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some revisionist things are OK. Look at Stephen King's Dark Tower. He went back and edited the first books because he wanted to tighten up a few loose ends after finishing the series some 20-odd years later. That kind of change sure makes sense to me.

    However, I don't agree with cutting things out of movies that are not PC, etc. That's crap.

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  66. Natural evolution of this practice by ewg · · Score: 1

    I understand The Sopranos film two versions of every scene, one for HBO and one for future syndication to broadcast televison. And we're all familiar with audio dubbing and pan-and-scan to create broadcast-ready versions of movies.

    Changes for DVD and theatrical re-issue are natural extensions of these alternations, made possible by the evolution of both the market for and technology of filmed entertainment.

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    1. Re:Natural evolution of this practice by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I understand The Sopranos film two versions of every scene, one for HBO and one for future syndication to broadcast televison.

      No. In Hong Kong we see the Sopranos on broadcast TV. All the swear words are overdubbed ("Fuck you" becomes "Forget you") in an often obtrusive way, nudity is cut, etc. I picked up a DVD release of a season and was rather startled at the language of the original after some years of watching the bowdlerised version. Anyway, the changes are post-production and not reshoots.

  67. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how many different versions are there of the Bible?

  68. Re:I must have missed something (mod parent up) by FuckTheModerators · · Score: 1

    Hey mods, the parent appears to be accurate and the story's submitter's info a little off.

    As the parent says, IMDB shows no mention of removal of this song. And a few minutes of googling, including a check of Snopes, shows no evidence of this removal.

  69. Lucas Gets to Do Whatever The Heck He Likes by Sundroid · · Score: 1

    Lucas, as the creator of "Star Wars", is allowed to do whatever his little billionaire heart desires, as far as "Star Wars" and his other films, including "THX 1138" and "American Graffiti", are concerned.

    If he chose to show, in a future episode (or a new TV series), that Han Solo and Princess Leia did "have a thing" and produce a child, who grows up to become another Jedi master, he could.

    The creator of original fictional characters has the license to do whatever he darn well pleases.

    1. Re:Lucas Gets to Do Whatever The Heck He Likes by TheMCP · · Score: 1

      I almost hate to say it but... unlike what he's doing to Star Wars, I think Lucas actually really improved THX-1138 with his recent revision of it. It's a much richer film now. It looks better, it feels more real. It doesn't feel like he broke it, more like he fluffed up what was already there and gave it more reality. I was expecting to hate it, and was very pleasantly surprised.

  70. Oh Come On... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, this is hardly new. Movies have been being colorized for years. How is that different from what is being done now? Well some of the directors sure claimed that color changed and ruined their artistic works, so I must consider it was a significant change.

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    1. Re:Oh Come On... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Oh come on, this is hardly new. Movies have been being colorized for years. How is that different from what is being done now?

      There'a a vast difference between revisions made by the author and those made by others later without their blessing. Though movies don't belong to a single person, despite the auteur theory, it seems almost immoral, though not illegal, for Ted Turner to colorise b/w movies sometimes in the face of the expressed opposition of those involved with the original movies.

  71. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by loveandpeace · · Score: 1

    how about the Apocrypha?

  72. Nothing new, really. by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    Some of Chopin's piano preludes were published posthumously, despite his wishes that any of his unpublished works be burned.

    Somebody finished Gustav Mahler's 10th symphony after he died.

    Dickens wrote several of his novels a chapter at a time and published them in magazines. He wasn't above making changes later when they were re-published as books. He messed around with the ending of Great Expectations for example.

    Anything wrong with this? I suppose not. It's one thing to distort historical facts. But I think there is an "artistic license" when it comes to cultural works, even after the original creator has passed on.

    However, let's not re-write Hamlet so everyone lives at the end.

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  73. Spiritual void? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
    the spiritual void that we inherited from the Boomers

    Well, I can see you're doing a good job of filling that in with stuff like GTA and gangster rap.

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  74. Nooooo! by MaXiMiUS · · Score: 0

    The Wizard of Oz had the 'ding dong the witch is dead' song edited out Man, I loved that song. *hugs old VHS*

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  75. why? by Axis+of+Weasel · · Score: 1

    they removed ding dong the witch is dead? why?

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  76. Re:underrated post by sketchkid · · Score: 1

    err, underrated postS

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  77. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Control+Group · · Score: 1

    either a fundamentalist...or delusional

    This post brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

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  78. Comes from both sides by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The "editing" of media due to what is called political correctness, is pushed by both ends of the political spectrum. Some don't like the "degradation" of women, some don't like the "degradation" of religion, especially christianity, some don't like smoking, some don't like the portrayal of "racial sterotypes", etc; etc;.

    You correct. It is getting out of hand. Personally, I'm sick of people being offended by one thing or another. Get the f^#k over it.

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    1. Re:Comes from both sides by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The next thing you know- they'll be re-releasing Boy's Town, with digital editing to make Bing Crosby not a Catholic Priest for fear of offending people who have a relative who was abused by a priest....

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    2. Re:Comes from both sides by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You correct. It is getting out of hand. Personally, I'm sick of people being offended by one thing or another. Get the f^#k over it.
      I like the irony of you editing the word "fuck" in that paragraph... not sure if it was intentional or not.
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    3. Re:Comes from both sides by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      See, that just shows how embedded this is!
      I can't even post a f^#king comment without the cultural habit of editing my own swear words!

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    4. Re:Comes from both sides by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      One of teh bsst fuck comments came from Allen Sherman (Hello mutha, hello fatha) in a book - he had a chapter that was nothing but fuck repeated over and over until the last sentence, which basically said after 100 or so repetitions it lost all of its power.

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  79. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    Are you serious?? A Troll?? The trouble is that I know people who say things like that seriously. And in the good ol' USA there is a large number of them (not picking on them delibrately - but I keep being reminded that /. is purely an American website ;-) You can never tell when it comes to religeon if someone is being Trollish.

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  80. Which is fine, but.... by BRock97 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Sure, Lucas can go back and revise history so Greedo shoots first<snip>"

    You bet, that is Lucas' prerogative. You know what really grinds my gears, though? The fact that after Lucas does his new cut, the old ones are never to see the light of day. Outside of bootlegs, we will never see Greedo shoot first on DVD, or E.T. chased by gun toting F.B.I. agents. They will be stuck on a crappy medium (VHS) until those tapes stop working. Who even knows if the original 35mm prints are still saved.

    This leads to the lapses in history. I couldn't believe when I watched a show about how ground breaking the special effects in Star Wars were back in 1977 and all the clips were from the re-release! They even played the clip with the Death Star exploding with the new enegery ring! Ughhhh.... That wasn't 1977, that was a couple of years ago.

    Plus, it is only going to get worse. As the lack of creativity increases in Hollywood, you'll see more re-releases and remakes where the original is left in a dusty back-lot room someplace.

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    1. Re:Which is fine, but.... by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      Outside of bootlegs, we will never see Greedo shoot first on DVD, or E.T. chased by gun toting F.B.I. agents. They will be stuck on a crappy medium (VHS) until those tapes stop working.

      I don't know about E.T., but the original Star Wars trilogy is also available on Laserdisc. It's pretty close to DVD quality; one big downside is that the Laserdisc isn't anamorphic so you lose 1/3 of the vertical resolution to letterboxing. It's still a heck of a lot better than VHS. I wonder if Star Wars was ever released on Beta?

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    2. Re:Which is fine, but.... by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      The upside is: that a world without Jar-Jar is a distinct possibility.
      You feel better now, don't you?

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    3. Re:Which is fine, but.... by Conception · · Score: 2, Informative

      You also can find those Laserdisc versions on torrents as DVD ISOs at certain popular sites. They are pretty great.

    4. Re:Which is fine, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      illegaly one can download the laserdisc rips of the original original trilogy.
      it's much better quality than VHS, but perhaps not as good as DVD.
      it is ofcourse of much better quality than anything george has released since.

    5. Re:Which is fine, but.... by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      It may be his prerogative... but it also gave him an opportunity to reset the copyright clock on that work... so, the original prints may eventually make it into public domain, but you try finding one to use... he'll have pulled them all.

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    6. Re:Which is fine, but.... by wgaryhas · · Score: 1

      But copyright lasts until 50 years after he dies, so changing it won't make copywright last longer.

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    7. Re:Which is fine, but.... by grgyle · · Score: 1

      Such is the power of Orwellian rewrites on the subconscious...Not only you, but the previous poster state:

      "...Sure, Lucas can go back and revise history so Greedo shoots first..."

      "...You know what really grinds my gears, though? The fact that after Lucas does his new cut, the old ones are never to see the light of day. Outside of bootlegs, we will never see Greedo shoot first on DVD..."

      Han shot first originally, dammit! You currently see Greedo shoot first on the new DVDs.

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    8. Re:Which is fine, but.... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I don't know about Beta, but I have an abridtged copy of Star Wars released on Super 8 (Black and White and silent, with subtitles) from 1978. Yes, I'm serious.

    9. Re:Which is fine, but.... by readin · · Score: 1

      Just try to find ANY version of Disney's Song of the South.

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    10. Re:Which is fine, but.... by rgbscan · · Score: 1

      I've got the color/sound adbridged Super 8. Had no idea there was a b & w one too. Whats the running length?

    11. Re:Which is fine, but.... by TheNucleon · · Score: 1
      I agree with the risk of lapses in history. I want my shows to remain as they were! They are interesting as artifacts of technical art, cultural norms, even fashion.

      Just last night, I was watching a DVD version of the sci-fi series UFO. First time I've seen it in many years. The interesting thing - everyone was chain smoking, drinking hard liquor, etc. The episodes had tons of short skirts, borderline harrassing behavior and innuendo, albeit expressed in a very Austin Powers-like way. Most was innocent by today's standards, but much different than what you would see in modern programs (the chain smoking, for instance). Not only was it fun to see my old sci-fi again, but it was *really* interesting to see the cultural nuances.

      If someone retroactively changed that stuff to avoid offending someone, I'd be really hacked off (not that they would for a one-season cheesy sci-fi, but you get the point).

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    12. Re:Which is fine, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    13. Re:Which is fine, but.... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Films' "authors" are generally the studios. Stay through the end credits and you'll usually see something like "The author of this film for copyright purposes is..." The copyrights on the Star Wars films are owned by 20th-Century Fox and Lucasfilm.

      That means in the US, each film gets a flat 95 years, not a period based on Lucas' lifetime. (I'm not sure exactly how it holds up for the first movie, which was made just before the copyright laws changed in 1978.)

      Incidentally, the author's life-based period is now life+70 years. I think it might still be 50 in Canada, though.

    14. Re:Which is fine, but.... by niittyniemi · · Score: 1


      > Such is the power of Orwellian rewrites on the subconscious...

      Talking about Orwell, his book Animal Farm was made into a cartoon film and the ending was fundamentally changed by the CIA.

      Orwell's widow sold the film rights and she only agreed to the rewrite on condition that she met Clark Gable (AFAICR). This was then arranged by our favourite spy agency who wanted to put a better "spin" on the story of everyday farm animals and brutal oppression.

      So endings of films/stories can be changed for nefarious reasons in somewhat weird circumstances.

      Perhaps someone would care to recall how they changed the ending...I can't remember and am too tired/stoned to google..8)

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    15. Re:Which is fine, but.... by sootman · · Score: 1

      All you need are the LDs, a player, an analog/firewire box, and a Mac. The results are worth the effort.

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    16. Re:Which is fine, but.... by ShieldWolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unlike Lucas Spielberg gives a sh*t about his fans, and the history of film:

      He released the original version of E.T. on DVD in a package with the update.

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    17. Re:Which is fine, but.... by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
      I have a DVD of a cartoon version of Animal Farm, which I got for $1 at Wal Mart. I never made it through to the end because it was fairly boring, but perhaps I will give it another go.

      The only other copy of Animal Farm I have against which to compare it is an audiobook. I don't remember who read it. Could it also have been changed, or just the cartoon?

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    18. Re:Which is fine, but.... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      It's a 200 foot reel which if memory serves is about 10 minutes (I could be off on this). The movie is basically condensed to just the escape from the death star. It's been awhile since I've had a projector capable of actually showing the movie, but it's in a box somewhere with a bunch of other home movies from the 1970s. I was 13 years old when Star Wars came out, and I remember I used to queue up the Star Wars soundtrack on my turntable and play the music from the movie corresponding to the scene in the silent version, taking great pains to get them in synch.

  81. Perspective by ricoder · · Score: 1

    The problem is that revisions tend to generally favor one side of the political/moral devide. Someone above said they'd edit star wars because you can't have a gay captain (loosely paraphrased), that's never going to happen. Every time anyone tries to edit out anything that is considered protected by "TOLERANCE", they get trounced in the media.

    However, do think of what is edited. Han shooting first...wouldn't want to look aggressive or pre-emptive. Can't put the Anola Gay up in the Smithsonian...after all they nuked Japan...even if they did hit Pearl Harbor, slaughter the chinese in death camps, et al. Yes, yes...this all seems very inflamatory, I know, but thats the point, that's the WHOLE POINT.

    Whom are we protecting? I don't want to be "PROTECTED" from liberal-morons like Bill Maher. I don't want to be saved the agony of hearing someone call GWB a fascist nazi so I won't have nightmares. And honestly, does anyone on the other side want to be protected from hearing that Clinton was a commie-pinko :). It all seems over the top, but that's where we are going.

    Life has more than one perspective, and it IS POSSIBLE, that that perspective isn't mine (crazy I know). It's also possible that that perspective is RIGHT! (omg). Are we not better served being shown every side, irrelevant of how we think it might affect us?

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  82. If George Lucas Wants to Fix Something... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    If George Lucas wants to fix something, how about fixing THX-1138? It's the only SciFi movie I've ever walked out on because, 45 minutes into the film I didn't have a clue on what was going on. And this is in a theater where I paid for my admission ticket!

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    1. Re:If George Lucas Wants to Fix Something... by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Some of us DID understand. Sadly, you have gotten your wish.

    2. Re:If George Lucas Wants to Fix Something... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      Some of us DID understand.

      Did I mention at the time that the two friends I was with, also both huge SF fans, felt exactly the same way and we all left together?

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    3. Re:If George Lucas Wants to Fix Something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh... In that case... You hang out with idiots too. Very telling.

    4. Re:If George Lucas Wants to Fix Something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys are obviously retarded and deficient in certain SF geek traits.

      Stick to sitcoms and soaps (you don't need to _think_ to understand those) .

  83. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by RLiegh · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That's a strawman argument. Since most of the books weren't part of the canon in the first place they don't count. That would be tantamount to saying that star wars is different because the fan-fiction doesn't match up to the movies. That's what the apocrypha is, in essence; the fan fiction of the bible.

    My challenge is this: translations aside what of the original documents from antiquity is different from the later (medieval onward) copies of the original canonical books.

    If you compare any of the canonical books in latin or greek or herbrew can you find discrepencies from the ages?

    The original source books have remained unchanged throughout the millienia. I'm not a christian; but even that's a known fact. The jewish and other scholars were insanely anal about copying (partly because of mystical traits which many sects attributed to individual hebrew letters).

  84. We're just more aware of it... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    ...take any hundred-year-old "classic" book in a semi-scholarly edition (e.g. Library of America) and actually _read_ the "Notes On The Text." There are all sorts of minor and no-so-minor variations. Stephen Crane's "An Experiment in Misery" has a couple of paragraphs framing the story or not, depending on the history of the text in the particular edition you're reading.

    The first line of John Masefield's "Sea-Fever" can either read

    "I must down to the sea again" or

    "I must go down to the sea again"

    depending on the edition. NOT a typo.

    The most famous stanza from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam can begin "Here with a loaf of bread beneath the bough/A flask of wine, a book of verse, and Thou" or "A book of verses underneath the bough, a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and Thou". The differences between the first, second, and fifth editions are a lot more significant than the differences between any two editions of any Lucas epic.

    And check your copy of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland to see whether it preserves Lewis Carroll's "director's cut" literal-minded use of apostrophes. He put them in whereever letters had been omitted, thus: "ca'n't," "wo'n't", but "don't." And he cared deeply about that.

  85. Releasing vs. Editing by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    TFA seems to make a big deal out of unreleased material coming out.

    This is totally different than editing material at a later time. Whats the big deal if musicians realease old tracks that never saw the light of day. You can't compare that to going back and changing a released film, which completely changes it's impact. Spielberg changing guns to walkie talkies!?!? WTF is that?!?!

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  86. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think it was intended as a troll, I think it was intended as a Joke. You people are dunces.

  87. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by lgw · · Score: 1

    Not all delusional people are fundamentalists.

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  88. "new" Camus? where? by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    Zonk mentions his/her having read a "new" Camus.

    Can anyone explain what that's about, please? I read the (or A) English translation of "The Stranger" about 15 years ago. Is that all that the "new" thing is? A different translation of one of Camus' works? And if so, can anyone make a comparison between versions? Or is this something completely different?

  89. and this is new how? by soupdevil · · Score: 1

    Every play, every symphony, every religious document from human history has been available in multiple versions -- whether through the artist's changes, transcription errors, or later, purposeful editing by those with their own agenda.

  90. Re-do starwars/empire/jedi.....again..... by Danathar · · Score: 1

    I was thinking...what is to stop Lucas from re-doing all the special effects in the first three films with computer graphics? He could theoretically re-do ALL of the space scenes to make it mesh up with the latter films effects. Would it sell? I'm certain it would. AND he could do it without chaning anything with the story.

    There ARE some hokey special effects in the Original Star Wars. The most fake looking is the crash of the super star destroyer into the death star at the end of the movie. The flames that shoot up make it look and FEEL like taking crashing two models together and using gunpowder for the effects. All that could be fixed.

  91. Final cuts are going to be passe.... by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

    As computing power increases, I bet you one trend will be for fans, wherever they can work without patent laws, to do re-touches of popular films, playing Lucas to the films we have about today which people often point at and say, "Almost perfect, but..."

    For example, imagine the Lord of the Rings trilogy in which Treebeard had his resolve like in the book, or Saruman wasn't just a bad guy just because. It'll be just like the fan subs made today of popular anime.

    Not that the MPAA will like it, but it's bound to happen anyway.

  92. Artists haven't changed; copyright laws have. by Kafir · · Score: 1

    This is unfortunate, but I don't know that it's anything particularly new--I just read Waugh's Brideshead Revisited, which was written in 1945 and heavily revised fifteen years later. And Stravinsky regularly revised his works, partly so that he could maintain copyright on the latest version (back when copyrights actually expired). So artists have been tinkering with their works for both artistic and commercial reasons for at least the past century.

    What has changed are the copyright laws governing the old versions of the works: I don't care if George Lucas wants to digitally add a burqa over Princess Leia's metallic lingerie, but he shouldn't be able to indefinitely suppress the original version.

  93. Please repeat after me: by Learnedfool · · Score: 0

    Incompletely not uncompletely
    Incompletely not uncompletely
    Incompletely not uncompletely
    Incompletely not uncompletely
    Incompletely not uncompletely
    Incompletely not uncompletely

    This PSA brought to you by,

    Brandon

  94. heidi is an insensitive clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In an era where our entertainment has come to define us and to fill, however (un)completely, the spiritual void that we inherited from the Boomers

    Many slashdotters are boomers, dumbass. And I for one, a 53 year old boomer, have no "spiritual void." Maybe if you young folks would stop worshiping mammon and smoke a joint once in a while your lives wouldn't be so damned empty.

    (mrc="bridal")

  95. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is even a Professional version available here: http://www.apple.com/finalcutstudio/finalcutpro/

  96. Re:oh sure (and not only that) by Ranger · · Score: 1

    And with that circumcision you can enlarge your testicles with Neuticles and save 50%.

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    Dr. Vas Deferens: "As far as you know."

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  97. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by 3d-Bob · · Score: 1

    Actually, you can. Grant Jeffrey has been putting out NON-DOGMATIC books for years PACKED with proof - archeological, documentary, fulfilled prophecy. (No, I'm not a stooge for Jeffrey; I'm just an avid reader of his, but haven't been able to read any of his recent books due to a lack of time...) The information in his books is STAGGERING for anyone who has an open mind.

    If you read Armageddon, Apocalypse, or Messiah (some books of his I have read), or Michael Behe's "Darwin's Black Box", you'll begin to wonder if there's something to this Christianity stuff after all... :)

  98. As a poet, I think exactly the opposite by hummassa · · Score: 1

    (ok, my poetry can be not very popular with you, but...)
    every lyrics/poetry I write, in the moment I put the "dot" on it, it's "perfect" ... even if I would do a "derivative" after, that version to me is "perfect" in the sense I have passion of it, even for its possible flaws.

    And I imagine that a book author or a movie director could/should feel exactly like this for the movie that premiered. Except in cases (like Blade Runner) where they think the "other guys" ruined their work.

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    1. Re:As a poet, I think exactly the opposite by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      Speaking of poetry, one of my favorite poets, Walt Whitman, was very guilty of changing his work. His primary work, Leaves of Grass, went through more editions than I know about. I have a book with the original 1855 version, but most people haven't seen it. At the time it was seen as a novel practice, but now looking back I wonder if it was a mistake. Instead of rewriting the same poems and adding a few new to the same volume, perhaps he should have instead have just written the new ones, in new volumes? And left Leaves of Grass as it was in 1855? Or perhaps not. It allows for a good insight to the changes in his thought, since I can compare them.

  99. Huxley's Preface to Brave New World by m50d · · Score: 1

    Something Lucas should have read. Roughly, "the work is not the work I would write today, but it must stand as it is". But he puts it far more equolently.

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  100. Umm, OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In an era where our entertainment has come to define us and to fill, however (un)completely, the spiritual void that we inherited from the Boomers"

    Now I know why so many here infringe others' copyrights, and are so vociferous about it: Being entertained is the post-Boomer generations' religion.

    Add that to the list of excuses: "Well, I'm a Gen-Xer, and previous generations have left a spiritual void that I'm trying to fill with movies and music that I obtain illegally".

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    1. Re:Umm, OK by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      It's incredibly telling that *anyone* should consider that they are defined by their entertainment.

      Just how passive have the passive observers become.

      Be defined by your actions, not by your inaction.

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  101. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    42

    Someone had to say it.

  102. Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember from a college literature class several years ago that Isaac Asimov routinely revisited his novels to include the latest and greatest technology, at least in the Foundation novels. So it's not fair to say that this is a new thing, it's just more widely known and publicized. I guess the difference might be that those doing it now seem to be doing so for primarily marketing/sales reasons.

  103. Wizard of Oz, alternate versions, and Whitman too by mactari · · Score: 1

    Wasn't real sure what the OP meant about the "Ding dong, the witch is dead" song was edited out (had visions of some ultra-PC schmoe saying the song was too graphic and encouraged violence), so I googled up this from imdb.com. Lots of interesting archeological findings there on how the movie was edited (the bit about removing a scene and flipping the image in the scene following to keep the original character positions seems the wildest claim there).

    Anyhow, here's the bit on the Witch's dead. Song's still there; apparently an additional performance isn't:

    A scene where the four main characters return to the Emerald City with the witch of the west's broomstick (including a reprise of "Ding Dong, The Witch is dead!") was cut. Only the song survived; the footage no longer exists (except a shot or two that can be found in the theatrical trailer).

    Interesting case for how even recorded history can be easily lost. I doubt there's a single movie where this isn't the case -- heck, over on the Stella List (discusses Atari 2600 programming), we're trying to relocate an old Java port of the popular Stella ("no relation to the list") Atari 2600 emulator. There's hardly a medium around that keeps a perfect history, even when it's theorhetically possible, even arguably easy to do so.

    I'm also reminded of my studies of Mark Twain's composition of The Mysterious Stranger, where scholars try to piece together versions by, among other things, what color pen the MSs use, or Walt Whitman's [famously] continual edits to Leaves of Grass . I'd argue our concept of 'final cuts' is a concept born solely via legacy conventional mediums of expression. Without books editions, film releases, etc, we'd have an even more difficult time discussing what's authoritative.

    I'll try to stop now. I'd only initially wanted to show the Oz info, and now I'm about to launch into a diatribe about Edward Albee's desire to open up the arts from the clutches of big business (particularly in NYC's Broadway and off-Broadway theaters) so that the masses can get what he feels is a 'real' education, but at the same time uses that same power of copyright (back into another poster's deal about this all stemming from ramifications from the way IP works) closes down a local-yokel presentation of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf because he felt one of the actors wasn't believable in the role, not b/c of acting ability but b/c he was too tall for Albee to believe his stage-parents were his actual parents, and b/c the role as written was for a 16 year-old and this guy was 24. Performative art by definition can never, no matter how sessile the script, achieve anything resembling a final cut, intrusions like this one by a living author nonwithstanding.

    But I won't mention that, and will simply say the age-old song has not been cut from Wizard of Oz. Now go watch a real movie like Zardoz.

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  104. Final time we'll see this posted? by The_Honkey · · Score: 1

    Speaking of final draft, I hear Zonk is working on the edit^H^H^H^H dupe of this article for tomorrow.

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  105. Is There Such A Thing As A Final Cut? by d_54321 · · Score: 1

    Yes.
    Well maybe...
    No.
    I dunno...
    Yes.

  106. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    Isn't it possible to be fundamentally deluted???

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  107. You need to be Fixed... by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    Fixed?!?
    WTF is that?!?

    Episode IV is perfect the way it is(was). When will it stop? Probably when each person can devote themselves to entirely recreating each piece of art they have access to to suit their personal, ahem, "vision". Sure, Lucas probably will "fix" all those \lame\ 70's FX, but why stop there? Why not completely remove all human actors/voices and replace with digital recreations? Thats what you want, right?

    I'm gonna go home and completely fu*$ing rewrite ALL of Mozarts Sonatas, then move onto ALL of Hitchcocks film catalog, then I'm moving onto ALL of the Seinfeld episodes (I always hated Kramers hair, I think I'll "fix" it)

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  108. Re: Some works are permanent and forever by ThosLives · · Score: 1

    Hey, well written article there. Thanks for the links...

    That said, I think you could do well to delve deeper into some of the things you said. Incidentally, you pointed out how most people misuse many of the "standard" excuses for believing something. But what about rationally sensible reasons? For instance, what about "There is this holy book, and I believe it because things written in the book agree with what I observe about the world and the people around me"? That's subtly different than "because my religion told me to".

    Also, #1 in that article touches on the fundamental question of if there is something in the universe called "Truth" or not; discounting the case you illustrated where beliefs differ because observations differ, if there are two confliting interpretations about a common observation that means that at most one of them can be fundamentally true (and by 'conflicting' I mean something like "The temperature of that object is 10 degrees" versus "The temperature of that object is 15 degrees" at the same point in time, not things like "it is hot today"). That's the one tricky point about most religions; generally there is something in one or several of them that fundamentally conflicts. For instance, the view that the universe was created by a god or gods is fundamentally incompatible with the view that the universe was not created but simply always "was" or the view that the universe spontaneously came into existence. In this example, only one of those three views can be true given that there is a universe, and no two of them can be true simultaneously. You cannot hold that all the views are equally valid (you can, perhaps, hold that they are all equally invalid), but the point you concluded with, that the choice to hold any view should be respected, is important to recognize. I think the bigger issue is how to manage what actions people are allowed to take on their views, because that's quite a different matter than "mere" belief.

    Anyway, I could easily go on discussing the rational aspects of relgion, but I think I've quite used up my 'offtopic' disclaimer as it is ;)

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  109. Carlos Fuentes by Atmchicago · · Score: 1

    Just yesterday I heard Carlos Fuentes give a speech, with the central theme being Don Quixote. His main points were that literature is what lets us use our imaginations and is essential for us to live. He mentioned how many times political regimes have attempted to remove from our collective memories various parts of history. I am not saying that the USA is a regime, but that it is indeed important that we remember the past. It is through literature that knowledge becomes transferred and that we shape the future. I do a poor job summarizing his point, but it is truly an important one.

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  110. simpsons episode by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    case in point.. see this episode snip..
    http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03.html

    You don't win friends with
                  salad.
    -- Homer coins a catch phrase., "Lisa the Vegetarian"

    Bart dances in.

      Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
                  You don't win friends with salad!
                  You don't win friends with salad!
                    [Homer, {and then Marge, join in.}]
      Lisa: {Mom!}
    Marge: {I don't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.}
    -- The island rhythm, "Lisa the Vegetarian"


    I saw the original aired episode, as it is above..

    never since *including the dvd's* have I seen marge as part of the 'don't make friends with salad' conga line... the scene on every viewing since cuts before marge joins in. it's gone forever

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    1. Re:simpsons episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      never since *including the dvd's* have I seen marge as part of the 'don't make friends with salad' conga line...

      Maybe because that episode is not on DVD yet? It is from Season 7, and the DVD sets are only up to Season 6.

      That cut was made to shorten the episode for syndication (so that the broadcast affiliate could fit in more commercials). Like all the other syndication cuts, it will be restored on the Season 7 DVD.

  111. Rewriting the "classics" has always occurred by csoto · · Score: 1

    It started with a book that begins "In the Beginning..." and ends with all sorts of funky stuff involving beasts with 7 heads...

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  112. Well, I don't know about you.. by Arivia · · Score: 1

    but I generally find they don't survive very long past the one to the throat...

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    The role of the writer is not to say what we can all say, but what we are unable to say. -Anais Nin
  113. We didn't start the fire by Simonetta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In an era where our entertainment has come to define us and to fill, however (un)completely, the spiritual void that we inherited from the Boomers,...

        The Boomers inherited their "spiritual void" from the genocidal war that killed 70 million people a decade before they were born, and the 'Great War' twenty years before that slaughtered an entire generation of European males for nothing.
        Plus the boomers inherited an insane structure of military leaders on both sides of the Berlin Wall that were ready, willing, and able to burn the world and kill everyone over a minor disagreement of political doctrine.

        What is considered the 'spiritual void' of the Boomers is actually a reasonable and humanistic retreat from the religious cult of omnicide (the destruction of all human life on earth) that infused the leaders of the world when the boomers came to maturity.

        As for the sexuality of those who create the myths and plays of our culture, it is their concern. We admire the characters that they create, and respect the skills of the writers and actors that created them. If the actors wish to exclaim that an aspect of their personality, such as their sexuality, was an important aspect of their development of the character that they created, then fine.

    1. Re:We didn't start the fire by raap · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent up. It's one of the most insightful non-technical comment I've seen on slashdot for a long time.

    2. Re:We didn't start the fire by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Please let me recycle a comment that was originally misplaced but gives a few good reasons for boomerish void in Germany.

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    3. Re:We didn't start the fire by operagost · · Score: 1

      In what universe are the concepts of democracy/capitalism and totalitarianism/communism a "minor disagreement of political doctrine?"

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    4. Re:We didn't start the fire by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
      Plus the boomers inherited an insane structure of military leaders on both sides of the Berlin Wall that were ready, willing, and able to burn the world and kill everyone over a minor disagreement of political doctrine.


      You know, it takes a lot to say the fight against communism was "a minor disagreement of political doctrine".
    5. Re:We didn't start the fire by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the person making the comment requires reeducation?

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    6. Re:We didn't start the fire by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      I think that's covered in the parent-posters five year plan.

  114. Not only that but you can change the pass too by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Just look at Wiki and call up 500 of your closest friends. You can turn day into night.

  115. Shockwave Rider and hip hop by opencity · · Score: 1

    In Brunner's Shockwave Rider 'TV' commercials are edited on the fly by the bored. In our real world music has started radically deconstructing its/our past - from the sample happy top 40 hip hop of the 90s to the 4 turntables going at one time style of some DJs. We've now moved beyond the mass production model of art to a more fluid cut and paste style.

    Better? Worse? Inevitable, like filesharing, with digital technology. An older horn player I know is deeply uncomfortable with sampling. I asked if making 50 copies of the Mona Lisa and shreding them for a new piece of art damaged or enhanced the Mona Lisa. My opinion: Only enhances if the art is really good, definately doesn't damage.

    So art becomes something everyone does, as opposed to specialists while the rest 'don't quit their day jobs'. My guess is programming goes this way followed slowly by all labor.

    Despecialization. It's a higher quality of lifetm

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  116. Tolkien by esampson · · Score: 1
    Everyone likes to jump on Lucas' head for his revisions to the original Star Wars and asking how he could do such a thing as making Greedo shoot first, altering the character of Han Solo. Let me start out by saying that I don't like his changes, either. I wish he had never made them. I still have not bought Star Wars on DVD because I cling to the hope that when the coffers start to run a little low George will realize there is money to be made with a DVD release of the 'theatrical' version.

    All that said I would like to relate a story about one of the great icons of Geekdom, Tolkien. In Fellowship of the Ring Gandalf is speaking to Frodo about Bilbo and the Ring and he makes some mention of Bilbo first telling him an untrue story about how he had received it. Later, when pressed, he broke down and told Gandalf the true story about what happened between him and Gollum.

    The reason for this short exchange is because, apparently, Tolkien himself re-wrote the scene in between his initial publishing of the Hobbit and writing Lord of the Rings. Originally, when writing the Hobbit, the ring that Bilbo acquires was simply a rare and magical ring that allows him to turn invisible. It was not the great Ring with the power to consume the soul of its possessor over time and the heart of Sauron's power. As a result Gollum was not the wicked creature we all know. When he loses the riddle game to Bilbo he is quite willing to give up the ring and lead Bilbo out.

    It was only later when Tolkien was writing Lord of the Rings that he decided to turn the ring into the Ring. He felt it would make the story more interesting to have the innocuous trinket turn out to be such a deadly item. Unfortunately this made the scene with Gollum no longer work. He couldn't give up the Ring of power so willingly, so Tolkien re-wrote the scene in the Hobbit (which had already been published for a number of years, mind you) and changed the character of Gollum, rather dramatically. He passed off the changes between editions as Bilbo recording a false version of his encounter with Gollum at first, changing it to the true version once the Ring was destroyed and its power over him broken.

    I think most of use will agree that the changed version of the Hobbit fits the entire storyline much better and I doubt anyone feels it should be changed back to the original publishing, though I'm certain many of use would be interested to read it simply out of curiosity, so I guess sometimes revisions to the original can be a good thing. The problem with Lucas' changes aren't really that he made any changes. Rather it is that they are ham-handed, self serving, and unnecessary.

    1. Re:Tolkien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the changes Tolkien has made (which I didn't know about, thanks for the info) are different to the changes the Lucas has made. Tolkien's changes where to increase the drama of his stories. Lucas's simply cause he didn't want Han Solo to be considored a bad guy

    2. Re:Tolkien by esampson · · Score: 1

      Oh, absolutely. My point was never meant to be that Lucas' changes where any good and my comparison to Tolkien wasn't meant to show them in a favorable light. What I was really trying to show is not that Lucas' changes are bad because he has altered a scene after publication and changed a character (which is also what Tolkien did) but that Lucas' changes where bad for other reasons.

  117. Art no longer belongs to the artist when... by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

    That art becomes universal.

    Take Shakespeare, Joseph Conrad, Charles Dickens, James Joyce, and so on and so forth and what have you and what not.

    Inside those literary works that these artists have created are ideas that humanity can relate to. And I'm not referring to copyright or anything, but when an artist shares his or her work and it becomes a part of our culture (like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings etc), then it should be the artists duty to step back and symbolicly "give it to the public" by not fucking with it anymore.

    Art is like wine, it gets better with age, but when you open up the bottle and add something else...well you're not aging it anymore are you?

    Star Wars: A New Hope isn't close to 30 years old anymore, because "apparently" it was never finished! It has had its "classic" pass revoked.

  118. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is it's a mish mash of factual relations. Where's your proof of supernatural powers? I'm really shocked that human beings record stories about events that they probably didn't understand. Woo hoo. Big hurricane = gods in the sky. Yeah. Idiot 2000 years later thinks there's a magic sky bunny that cares about where you stick your penis. Uh huh.
    It's just a book full of stuff. EVERY culture on Earth has one. What makes you think yours is any better than the others?
    This bible offers no insight on the universe, it's a comment on human frailty and egotism.
    Don't you have to be on your knees in front of a wooden cross or something right about now?
    And let's say the bible says trees have leaves in them. WOO HOO! A PROVEN FACT! THE REST _MUST_ BE TRUE!!!

  119. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by bigdavex · · Score: 1
    Any idea what this means?

    Hebrew has one thing in common with English: they are both "picture languages". Their words form a clear picture in your mind.

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  120. not so much by design+by+michael · · Score: 1
    insightful article over at CNN
    Isn't that what journalists call an oxymoron insightful and CNN?
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  121. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by loveandpeace · · Score: 1

    and here i thought the canonical books were the fan-fiction version, you know, the ones people liked enough, or the ones that king james thought were supportive of his positions, to be included in that version.

    you know, sort of like the way the NSRV practically makes the ten commandments the ten suggestions.

  122. ~ Shawn McNoaccount ~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Aldous Huxley's intro to Brave New World:

    Chronic remorse, as all the moralists are agreed, is a most undesirable sentiment. If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time. On no account brood over your wrongdoing. Rolling in the muck is not the best way of getting clean.

    Art also has its morality, and many of the rules of this morality are the same as, or at least analogous to, the rules of ordinary ethics. Remorse, for example, is as undesirable in relation to our bad art as it is in relation to our bad behaviour. The badness should be hunted out, acknowledged and, if possible, avoided in the future. To pore over the literary shortcomings of twenty years ago, to attempt to patch a faulty work into the perfection it missed at its first execution, to spend one's middle age in trying to mend the artistic sins committed and bequeathed by that different person who was oneself in youth - all this is surely vain and futile. And that is why this new Brave New World is the same as the old one. Its defects as a work of art are considerable; but in order to correct them I should have to rewrite the book - and in the process of rewriting, as an older, other person, I should probably get rid not only of some of the faults of the story, but also of such merits as it originally possessed. And so, resisting the temptation to wallow in artistic remorse, I prefer to leave both well and ill alone and to think about something else.

  123. Witch song? by CrazyWingman · · Score: 1

    The Wizard of Oz had the 'ding dong the witch is dead' song edited out.

    Um, which 'ding dong the witch is dead' song? The only ones I've ever heard are:

    1. Speak To Me/Breathe
    2. On The Run
    3. Time
    4. The Great Gig In The Sky
    5. Money
    6. Us And Them
    7. Any Colour You Like
    8. Brain Damage
    9. Eclipse
  124. Learn the language, dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But then, we're not all Shakespeare's are we?"

    No, only Shakespeare's fans are Shakespeare's. Or did you mean "But then, we're not all Shakespeares are we?"

    Completely different meaning. Good job of miscommunication, idiot.

    (mrc="fuck you dumbass")

  125. What the fu- ...? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    In an era where our entertainment has come to define us and to fill, however (un)completely, the spiritual void that we inherited from the Boomers, messing with our stories isn't necessarily a positive thing, creative genius aside."

    I think this needs a few more revisions.

    Related link

  126. Not so fast Zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your entertainment defines _you_, not me. You don't speak for me.

  127. already been explored by mhession · · Score: 1

    please read this text by artist and media theorist Tom Sherman. "The Finished Work of Art is a Thing of the Past" http://www.stanford.edu/class/history34q/readings/ MediaArchaeology/sherman.htm

  128. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    I actually was just going to say delusional originally, but in the spirit of the topic i decided to go back and add the fundamentalist part in an attempt to both be fair and to avoid a flame war :)

    I can't really understand that people who choose to ignore what we're about 99% certain is fact in the name of faith, but i'm going to attempt to steer clear of the issue (for this topic at least) and just consider their view of the universe to be orthoganal to my own.

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  129. Re:"new" Camus? where? by ChickenAintDone · · Score: 1

    In the 90's his son or daughter came out and published an autobiographical piece he was working on around the time of his death, called "The First Man." It is basically unfinished, and though I haven't read it, I think the idea is that it is still worth reading.

  130. Life imitates art -- book plug by Bob+4knee · · Score: 1

    There is an older SF book by Connie Willis titled "Remake". There's a plot synopsis here. The plot itself didn't do much for me, but the main character's job was to re-edit movies to take out the non-PC parts. (IIRC, he had a hard time taking the smoking and drinking out of Casbalancaa, for example). Of course, he'd have to re-edit to take out, or put back in, various bits as the thought police changed their minds about what was good and what was evil.

  131. No, he got worse by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    No, he got worse - he ceased to be a newt.

  132. Stick to classics by mi · · Score: 1
    If it survived for so long, it must be worth reading. Holy books are the most obvious examples, but something like Plutarch's "Lives" should be read by everyone.

    In general, works older than a few hundred years, but still known are good and the full editions can be obtained "intact".

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  133. modern phenomena? by greywire · · Score: 1

    Is this really such a modern phenomena? I mean how much has, for instance, the Bible changed from the original text? After translations and interpretations.. or the original Red Riding Hood story...

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    1. Re:modern phenomena? by mink · · Score: 1

      Since you mention Red, about 40 (probably a lot more). This book is a pretty good look at the way something like Red changed over time and telling.

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  134. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by 3d-Bob · · Score: 1

    Let's say the Bible says PersonX built an altar in CityY during the reign of RulerZ. Until modern times, no proof exists, so critics say, "See! The Bible is a fraud!". Then, in 1960 (again, hypothetically), a cave is found with scrolls that document the building of this altar by PersonX. The scrolls are radio carbon dated to the reign of RulerZ and otherwise are thought to be genuine.

    Not to be condescending, but this is, by any reasonable scientific standard, proof. (And non-dogmatic proof at that.) No amount of name-calling, mocking or derision can overcome that. Grant Jeffrey's books (and others) document THOUSANDS of such proofs, and there are NO books that have been able to effectively eviscerate the authenticity of the Bible. Year after year, science has been proving, not disproving, the Bible; a phenomenon that is likely unique when applied to all historical "myths". Men have been put to death in courts of law for MUCH LESS evidence that that which exists to prove the authenticity of the Bible.

    I suggest you get your head out of your leering ass and open your eyes. When properly interpreted by a true scholar of Biblical times and languages, the Bible can be shown to be divinely inspired (or at least, oddly astonishing!)

    One final note: Christianity is the only "religion" in history to include prophecy (in fact, approximately 1/3 of it is prophecy). Were Christianity false, prophecy would truly be a dangerous thing to include because it wouldn't take much time to prove false, thus allowing your critics to flush you down the toilet. But the Bible's prophecy has been shown to be inerrant (keeping in mind that not all of it has come to pass yet, re: the Rapture).

  135. URBAN LEGEND ALERT! by lar3ry · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is an urban legend, and I'm surprised it was included in the CNN story. You can find more information on this on DVDTalk.

    There are deleted scenes from OZ, but all the released versions of the movie, including on television, since its release are said to be identical.

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    1. Re:URBAN LEGEND ALERT! by Evil+Grinn · · Score: 1

      This is an urban legend, and I'm surprised it was included in the CNN story

      It wasn't in TFA, it was in the story submission to Slashdot.

  136. ...revise history so Greedo shoots first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That edit was an incredibly bad mistake. As soon as I saw the DVD, I rented the tape to see the difference.

    In the original version, there is one shot, and you don't know who fired, as there is a flash and a huge puff of smoke. There is a moment of suspense, then the smoke clears, Solo walks out and throws some coinage down and says "sorry about the mess." You don't know who shot first or in fact if Greedo shot at all.

    The DVD version of this scene was just B-movie hokey, worse than the worst B movie I've seen. Greedo shoots a laser six inches away from Han's head and Solo doesn't even blink, as if there was no shot fired at all, and he then kills Greedo.

    I think had Lucas improved the scene nobody would have complained (I wouldn't have), but he took a very good scene and fucked it up royally.

    It wasn't that it was revised so much as it was revised badly.

    What's worse than this, however, is a writer named Vachale Lindsay (sp?) from Springfield, IL wrote quite a few books while wandering the rails during the '20s and '30s. Most of these books were unique, non-published, handwritten books he traded for food or sold cheap. Lindsey is highly regarded here, despite teh fact that Carl Sandberg was also from here.

    Lindsey's son republished his fathers books, after editing them to sound more like modern speech than the '20s and '30s dielects.

    That's a hell of a lot more wrong than an author editing his own works.

    However, this is actually nothing new, although the age-and-wisdom-challended "heidi" wouldn't know it.

    When "Amazing" published Isaac Asimov's stories in the thirties, his editors (and one Asimov named in particular, I don't remember the fellow's name) made changes to the stories Asimov didn't like. Often it was the name of the story that was changed.

    When Asimov reprinted the stories in book form, he changed them back to how he had written them in the first place.

    I would dearly love to have all those old books, or at least access to the text as there were over 500 of them. Alas, our insanely long copyright durations ensure that will never happen.

    mrc="tracks"

    1. Re:...revise history so Greedo shoots first... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Robert Heinlein's wife re-released "Stranger in a Strange Land", with 70,000 additional words that the original publication left out, and Heinlein was upset they made him leave out.

      It's still an awesome read, but of course that was the original work, not the first publication.

      (And IMHO, that is two books, the way Full Metal Jacket is two movies. Like that, the first half is vastly the better portion, before Michael goes all new-agey and hipster)

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  137. Re:I must have missed your sig! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha you sure are a funny guy!

    Making everyone laugh with your jokes and clever play on words!

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  138. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    either a fundamentalist [...] or delusional.

    That is somewhat redundant : )

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  139. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

    I can't really understand that people who choose to ignore what we're about 99% certain is fact in the name of faith,
    Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to are only true from our own point of view

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  140. Look at the Hobbit by Sir+Pallas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even Tolkien did this -- though in a much more creative way -- blaming the changes in The Hobbit (first published in 1937) on the fact that Bilbo was lying about how he got the Ring and Gandalf had finally gotten the truth out of the fellow. Why? Because it was meant as a history (albeit fictional) and the history changed.

  141. Yeah, it's a great album by dbmasters · · Score: 1

    Pink Floyd Classic, The Final Cut.

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  142. Knee Jerk reactions by Danathar · · Score: 1

    Chill..

    I said "could" NOT "should"

    The point of the post was to start a theoretical discussion about where the line should be drawn. Star wars is a good example of one where that's been done already.

    You really should'nt hyperventilate like that. You'll have a heart attack and that's bad mkay....

    1. Re:Knee Jerk reactions by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      Sorry Danathar.
      Knee jerk retracted.

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  143. Legend is smoking crack by jfengel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Shakespeare continually rewrote his plays. He adapted them for different actors and different venues, and abridged them in various different ways depending on the tastes of the times. He sometimes had to censor his texts when the rules demanded changes.

    I'm not sure what legend's source for "He didn't even bother to cross out anything as he wrote" is, but it's unfounded. No original Shakespeare manuscripts exist in his own hand.

    Most of his plays have several different versions, and when you go to perform one you have to pick which one you want to take as your base text. This is made harder by the fact that many of these these folios and quartos are reconstructions by the actors themselves, some of which are mistaken, but others changes represent times when Shakespeare himself edited the text.

    Hamlet, for example, is very different between the First Folio and Second Quarto editions. When Kenneth Branagh combined the two to make his movie, he was doing a Hamlet which Shakespeare himself probably never saw. He'd rewritten the play, and Branagh had combined two rewrites. Which one Shakespeare would have preferred is up for debate, but it certainly shows that Shakespeare did revisit his plays.

    I suspect legend's source is the fact that Shakespare was one prolific son of a bitch; he was cranking out works of genius almost faster than you could copy the things. He'd put out several plays a year at times. There are internal contradictions in the text that suggest that Shakespeare didn't revise quite as many times as he should have.

    And yes, IAASS (I Am A Shakespeare Scholar). I'm directing Merry Wives of Windsor right now, a play which certainly could have used a few more editing passes.

    1. Re:Legend is smoking crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what legend's source for "He didn't even bother to cross out anything as he wrote" is, but it's unfounded.

      Ah, but how else can you explain all the misspellings? :-)

  144. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bible does happen to be historically accurate in quite a few instances where 'mainstream' (European?) history had no records. This is hardly astonishing or surprising, considering it was written by people living during the times and around the places in question.

    This accuracy does NOT necessarily imply that other parts of the Bible, dealing with times before the writers (or any other humans) lived, are accurate. It also should NOT, in and of itself, convince you of the existence of supernatural powers or beings or life after death, not should it convince you that the codes of conduct espoused in the Bible are the end-all-be-all of ethics and morality. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and the historical accuracy of the Bible is hardly extraordinary.

    As far as prophecy goes, much of the prophecy of the Bible, like any good prophecy, is written in such a way that it is impossible to disprove. Like Nostradamus, the 'correct' interpretation will always yield something 'amazing'. For example, how far out on a limb do you have to go to predict that in the last days, there will be 'wars and rumors of wars' - given that that statement has been true throughout all of human history? It would be amazing for someone last spring to have predicted that the White Sox would win the World Series. Predicting that 'a baseball team will win the World Series' is much easier.

    I sincerely hope you aren't holding your breath for the Rapture because the writers of the Bible knew the names of the places where they lived and the names of the nearby kings. Although granted, that makes them probably more aware of their surroundings than many Americans today.

  145. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by irablum · · Score: 1

    The problem with hebrew is that even if the characters are identical to what they were 2000 years ago, the meanings can easily change. Just because we see the same word in hebrew doesn't mean it still translates the same, or even means the same in modern hebrew.....

    Its kinda like reading Beowulf in the original Middle English and then wondering if Beowulf was human or a monster.

    Ira

  146. It's always been the case... by bgspence · · Score: 1

    since 1984

  147. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1
    There's a decent amount of evidence that Yahweh had a wife at one point but she got edited out later.

    Yahweh does have a "wife": Israel. And via his "wife" he had a single child: Yehoshua (Jesus). The theme of Israel being the bride/wife of Yahweh is a consistent one throughout the Jewish holy writings, with the theme of "adultery" meaning the people chasing after other gods.

    I think your prof may have been confused by the various jaunts into polytheism that the ancient Hebrews so frequently took (He probably thought "Asherah" was supposed to be Yahweh's wife, eh?).

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  148. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by mikey1134 · · Score: 1

    The time I set foot into a church, they were just introducing a "new" version of the gospel. It was "revised" to include non-gender-specific referrences and "updated" to remove unusually harsh wording...And people wonder why I don't go there anymore.

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  149. Frankly, this is BS. by jbarr · · Score: 1

    Specific to movie theater releases and the eventual DVD releases, I am continually pissed by the editing that the studies do. This comes up over and over again, yet the studios refuse to listen to those who are paying them good money.

    Changing and editing the theatrical release to something different for the DVD release, and refusing to release the theatrical release version on DVD is just bad business. How many would pay for the original version of the Star Wars Trilogy? Or Close Encounters of the Third Kind? Or an originally scored version of Animal House? Or the non-PC version of E.T.? The answer is easily more than enough to justify the production costs.

    Because of some holier-than-thou attitiudes at the studios, we will NEVER AGAIN see these movies as we saw them originally. Maybe they weren't "as the director envisioned them", but it's how we saw tham, how we enjoyed them, and how many of us want to see them again. DVD's are so cheap to produce, that studios are really missing tons of potential revenue by limiting to horrible "special editions" that do nothing more than create a false demand for an inferior product.

    And these revisions are nothing short of historical revisionism, and it sets a precident that could be very dangerous. Where does it end?

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  150. Loony by Agarax · · Score: 1

    Where I come from if your mind has many voices they lock you up in the loony pen.

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    1. Re:Loony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I come from if your mind has many voices they lock you up in the loony pen.

      You may be surprised to learn that everyone has voices in their heads. They call them "thoughts."

    2. Re:Loony by Agarax · · Score: 1

      You may be surprised to learn that some people have a cognitive though process called a sense of humor.

      n00b

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  151. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoah! Careful there, DV. You start saying things like the the Bible contains metaphors and thematic exercises and you're gonna get a nasty-gram from Pat Robertson. ;-)

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  152. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by 3d-Bob · · Score: 1

    "It also should NOT, in and of itself, convince you of the existence of supernatural powers or beings or life after death,"

    Actually, if the claims made by the apostles can be proven, it would (at least, in the case of Christ), prove that he was who he said he was. As has been documented in many books, all but one of the apostles died defending his pro-Christ stance; who do you know who would die defending a lie? Further, the Roman historian Josephus (who was known as a secular, stand-up guy) documented what witnesses told him at the time, that Christ was not only performing miracles, but that he appeared to over 500 after his death. (Before you postulate the "Jesus didn't really die" hypothesis, remember that a Roman guard would be put to death if he failed to carry out an order; I can assure you that the guard who put a spear in Christ made doubly sure he was dead...:) Whole books have been written on this topic, clearly putting it to rest...)

    "the historical accuracy of the Bible is hardly extraordinary."

    As I said, science has not been able to disprove (beyond a shadow of a doubt) any historical claim made by the Bible! In fact, if you choose to discard Christianity on the basis of a lack of documentary evidence, you'd have to discard the life of Julius Caesar and many others, because Christ's life (and David's life, etc.) is MUCH better documented than his!

    "the prophecy of the Bible, like any good prophecy, is written in such a way that it is impossible to disprove."

    Some of them *are* written this way, but DOZENS of prophecies in the Bible are very explicit, like where Jesus would be born. Consider the odds: if each prophecy in the Bible had a 1 in 100 chance of occuring (and the odds are actually much worst), the odds of a mere 5 prophecies coming true randomly are 1 in 10 billion. As I stated earlier, there are HUNDREDS of prophecies in the Bible. You're chance of winning the lottery is actually much higher than the chance of all of the fulfilled prophecies coming true randomly.

    I don't have time to continue this today; I'll pick it up later...

  153. Not everyone hates revisionism by captaincucumber · · Score: 1
    For those who like the modified Star Wars: New Hope, there is a Greedo Shot First t-shirt.

    I hear they are very popular at Star Wars conventions.

    1. Re:Not everyone hates revisionism by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Well, the modified version did have it's merits - the touch-ups and remastering was very well done. The problem wasn't just the Greedo changes, but the computer graphics in general. They simply weren't applied consistently. There were tons of scenes where you could obviously see the change from CG to go-motion. The worst culprit was the battle of Yavin, where the death star surface is quite obviously a simple model. One moment there's an impressive space battle of TIEs and X-Wings, and the next is this fugly first-person strafing run across the Death Star surface that looks like it was made by spray-painting a bunch of containers pulled from a recycling bin a uniform powder grey. This scene is just made painful by the stark contrast against the rest of the upgraded special effects.

  154. My Brain! The goggles, they do nothing!!!!! by BRock97 · · Score: 1

    "Han shot first originally, dammit! You currently see Greedo shoot first on the new DVDs."

    LOL! Damn, that is funny. Thanks for pointing out my horrible slip. Sadly, it appears I have bent to Lucas' will.

    "What scene where Han shoots first?"

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    1. Re:My Brain! The goggles, they do nothing!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Lucas (waving hand): This is not the scene where Han shoots first.

      You (eyes glazed over): This is not the scene where Han shoots first.

  155. Did I Say "Pink Lightsaber? I meant green!" by MidWorldOddity · · Score: 1

    I can understand the work being under the author's control, and them wanting to go back and fix things. However, you can't make a bad movie good, and you really can't make a good movie better. The changes they made to Star Wars are really... unnecessary. I like the way it was done the first time. I don't watch movies for special effects, or to catch flaws, or anything but the story. If I like the story - good movie. That's why I watched episode one without complaining about Jar-Jar. Well... not too much anyway.

  156. Re:I must have missed your sig! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only are eFax spammers, they are also quite adept at credit card fraud... posting unauthorized charges to credit cards of people who have never been their customers. Lovely bunch of folks.

    Besides, isn't it time for the fax machine to go to the museum with the telegraph? The terrorists can email their bomb threats just as easily... and with less chance of revealing their identity.

  157. This just in... by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
    Trey Parker and Matt Stone have just announced that they will be re-editting almost all South Park episodes so that Kenny is no longer killed.

    Stan: Oh my gosh they hurt Kenny!
    Kyle: You meanies!

  158. Lord Of The Rings: Prime Example by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 0

    Peter Jackson did a similar thing with the Lord of the Rings. Many of the scenes that were done were re-filmed after production had already been done. In fact, some of the final scenes in Return of the King were re-filmed two months before the movie's release in December of 2003.

    Jackson then released two versions of each movie, the movie that was released in theaters, then the movie as it was supposed to be with an extra 40 minutes for each one.

    Jackson has already stated (extra DVDs in ROTK Extended) that there is at least another 10 hours of footage left on the cutting room floor that he would like to see put into the movie and then released as an anniversary edition, making EACH movie roughly 7 hours in length, because he wanted to stay true to the ENTIRE story and leave nothing out.

    Sometimes directors have to make sacrifices to deliver a movie that's long enough to maintain the audience's interest, but not so short it leaves them feeling cheated.

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  159. It's happening to REAL history too! by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 1

    Edmund Morris wrote a biography about Ronald Reagan in which he (Morris) interjected himself into history, appearing as an active participant in Reagan's life at various "important" times in Reagan's career. He then tried to fob this fantabulous concoction off onto the public as legitimate history.

    Despite his (apparently) eminent status as a historian,the people "spoke", the book flopped, and even the lit crit world and his publisher became shy about the whole thing.

    Sadly he's not the only one to have gotten away with it. Where are those meddling kids when you need them? http://slate.msn.com/id/1007896/

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  160. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    Two words: Gnostic Gospels.

  161. OT Re:I must have missed something by spazimodo · · Score: 1

    heh I really recommend doing some reading before using Mother Theresa as the yardstick for all that is kind and good in the world. She certainly was good at doing things that had the appearance of kindness (washing the feet of the poor, etc.)

    I for one would not want to be a patient with a terminal illness in one of her clinics - denied pain medication as "suffering brings you closer to God."

    More info here

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  162. Ian Fleming by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    I recently read the full set of James Bond stories from Ian Fleming.

    Bond has a 'fondness for ni??ers', and 'all women secretly desire to be raped'

  163. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > There's a decent amount of evidence that Yahweh
    > had a wife at one point but she got edited out later.

    And even earlier, Yaweh was just part of a larger pantheon.

    There are references to the great chaos dragon Leviathan that Yaweh slew in Psalms (also called Rahab), which harkens from earlier versions of that and similar religions, wherein god kills Leviathan, and uses the two halves of its body to create the earth by holding back the great sea of chaos, above and below. This is the great "combat" myth shared by many religions of the area. The later editors, in making Yaweh the one and only god who created reality ex nihilo thus got rid of the slaying of Leviathan in Genesis, but left it in in those pretty psalms.

    Also, there are references to demigods (half men/half gods), the offspring of angels or gods coming down to mate with mortal women. "These are the mighty men of old, men of reknown." These are the remains of fuller stories that detail what said mighty men did, also prevalent in religions of the area hundreds of years earlier.

    Also, Pharoah's Egyptian gods, via Pharoah's priest, turned a stick into two snakes. Moses, showing off how tough Yaweh is, has Yaweh turn a stick into one snake, that eats the other two. Yaweh is tougher than the Egyptian gods!

    But...ooops! That acknowledges the existence of other gods. Fundamentalist apologists claim it was Satan who did this, but that is a completely unjustified interpretation of it. Or that Pharoah's priest used sleight-of-hand (but of course, honest Moses didn't.)

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  164. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    But...ooops! That acknowledges the existence of other gods. Fundamentalist apologists claim it was Satan who did this, but that is a completely unjustified interpretation of it. Or that Pharoah's priest used sleight-of-hand (but of course, honest Moses didn't.)

    My impression was that the priests were using sleight-of-hand to try to show the Pharaoh that they're just as powerful as Moses, and Moses countered by doing things that clearly couldn't be done with sleight-of-hand. It's been awhile since I read it, though.

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  165. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    I forget the exact name of the goddess, but that's not the point. Historical documents relating to the _Old_Testament_ indicate that Yahweh was believed to have a wife at an earlier point, that wife also being a god. This was in no way realted to the whole jesus thing in the new testament.

    And no, my prof wasn't confused about the polytheism issue. He specifically addressed it, and it wasn't really "jaunts" either. They started out as polythesitic, then after awhile they became, well, i forget the name for it, but Yahweh became the primary god and all the others became subserviant to him. Thus "Thou shalt have no other god before me" and the whole Belal(?) thing.

    _Then_ they because monotheistic. Actually the central temple in jerusalem became monothesitic while the outlying temples were still in the halfway stage. There was a lot of political and cultural strife between the two groups at the time (i forget if there was actually any fighting or not) and i believe this was about the time that one of the codifications of the bible took place. Obviously the central authorities in jerusalem who actually did the codification choose the interpretations that favored their views.

    And without any proof to the contrary you can't just argue that any earlier references to a wife of Yahweh are in fact refering to someone who didn't exist until hundreds of years later. Not unless you want to declare yourself to be taking the fundamentalist side and making a religious interpretation of the bible rather than a historical one. In effect your argument starts from the assumption that the bible hasn't changed, and therefore any evidence that things were different in the past clearly can't be true because the current version of the bible says otherwise.

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  166. I don't think so, younster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your generation is talentless. My young twentysomething friends are all listening to the Beatles, Zepplin, Floyd, Skynard, etc; now all old folks. Meanwhile, they all decry the absense of anything resembling "music" on today's radio.

    Same with movies. 2001, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python, Star Wars, all boomer titles. What have the yongsters done? LOTR, the Matrix (1st movie), Hitchhiker's guide and that's it. And Douglas Adams, a boomer, wrote the screenplay for Hitchhiker's.

    When my generation dies, art dies. Enjoy it while it's still here.

  167. Re: Speedy Gonzalez by santiago · · Score: 1

    Or a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon?

    I seem to recall having seen a year or two back that WB had decided it was okay to show Speedy Gonzalez cartoons again. In any case, while they do contain silly stereotypes, it's ultimately about the Mexican mouse showing up the stupid "Gringo pussy-gato" every time. Speedy's the hero. He's not there to be mocked, but to do the mocking.

  168. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > In fact, if you choose to discard Christianity
    > on the basis of a lack of documentary evidence,
    > you'd have to discard the life of Julius Caesar
    > and many others, because Christ's life (and David's
    > life, etc.) is MUCH better documented than his!

    Not true at all. We have coins with various Roman emperors on them. No such evidence exists for Jesus whatsoever. Also, written histories do not involve supernatural superpowers.

    > Consider the odds: if each prophecy in the Bible had
    > a 1 in 100 chance of occuring (and the odds are actually
    > much worst), the odds of a mere 5 prophecies coming
    > true randomly are 1 in 10 billion. As I stated earlier,
    > there are HUNDREDS of prophecies in the Bible.

    This statistical evidence evaporates when you consider that the prophesies were either written after the fact (ruination of the Temple in Jerusalem), or are Nostradamus-like things that can be reinterpreted, in a strained fashion, to fit modern events. And the prophesies "of Jesus" referred to in the New Testament, of the Old Testament, are deliberate misinterpretations of those prophesies, shoehorned to fit Jesus.

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  169. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

    Hey, why not? Ever notice that the Catholic and Protestant versions of the Bible differ? Or how about the Christian and Rabbinical scriptures?

  170. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, one of the problems with the babelfish analogy is that most modern translations do not come from latin through greek. Now translators try to get the earliest possible text, or even several, and build from there.

  171. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
    but i can tell you for sure that anyone who thinks the bible hasn't ever changed is either a fundamentalist (and therefore willing to completly ignore historical evidence) or delusional.


    Bit redundant there, eh?

    [badum-ching]
  172. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    So says the _third_ person to say that :)

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  173. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by 3d-Bob · · Score: 1

    Well, I've got better things to do than be insulted. (I've been down this road a million times before. These arguments always go meandering into nothingness because my opponent always refuses to RRRRREEEEAAAADDD the stuff I ask him/her to read (hmmm, should I use "RTFM" in regard to Biblical treatises? - nah, it would be rude); instead, he/she just counters a proven argument by changing the subject or broad-brushing glaring deficiencies in their argument. Someone who doesn't WANT to believe will fight like a cornered wolf to dispute it...) My final word: read books by Grant Jeffrey, Josh McDowell (sp?), and Norm Geisler. Josh McDowell wrote a two volume treatise entitled, "Evidence That Demands a Verdict", a COLLEGE-LEVEL course! Also, go to www.equip.org and order up some materials. If you RRRREEEAAAADDD this material and you still don't want to believe - fine! I congratulate you on making an INFORMED decision! Seacrest, out...

  174. What is this "Ep.4" crap? (Was - Re:Lucas lost it) by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    What is this "Episode 4" shit? It's not "Episode 4", it's not "A New Hope". It's "Star Wars". Period. Damned revisoionist hippies!

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  175. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

    Never said it was an original thought... just a good one ;)

  176. Zombie! Heal Thyself! by gilgongo · · Score: 1
    If anyone thinks that fiddling with popular culture like this is somehow new or bad then not only to they not understand what culture is, but they are so far up the publishing industry's arse that they obviously can't see out.

    It staggers me I have even to write this down and spell it out, but...

    Popular culture - indeed ALL culture - exists to be re-written, re-told, re-vamped or re-done. It's only in the last 100 years or so that the notion of completeness or "integrity" of stories or art has become important. Once the oral tradition gave way to writing the idea of recording began, and with it the idea of "ownership" of ideas.

    Chaucer's stories weren't his own. Nobody expected them to be! People who acted out the mystery plays never considered whether they were being true to an "original" - that was simply the raw material they were expected to use, which was itself adapted from the Bible, which was adapted from tribal tales handed down from mother to daughter (men didn't really figure much in Europe culturally until the Romans got going). Shakespere re-told Hollinshed's histories; Milton embellished ancient themes; even Mark Twain was a "pirate" in our terms.

    So what's changed to make people think differently? It is the idea of "intellectual property." It's crawled out of the sewer, down our throats and into our brains to control everything we see. We can't even recognise the corrosion of our own cultural assets by multinational media corporations who sue little children to protect the revenues off piss-poor ADAPTATIONS of what were once public domain artefacts! Instead, we wonder whether the engine of popular culture itself - COPYING - is a bad thing! How can adaptation be a bad thing??

    LET IT HAPPEN! IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN! If anyone tells you to stop mashing up that Star Wars movie, or publishing fanfic versions of Buffy, or whatever, tell 'em you have to or none of our lives will be worth living when Disney, TimeWarner and Sony owns all our brains.

    This has got to rank as the most depressing story on /. this year.

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  177. Times Change. Memory Shouldn't. by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1

    Now, as to which Star Wars character shot first, I personally don't give a good goddamn. But some of this revisionism has political content and that is more disturbing.

    For isntance, Disney's "Song of the South" was hard to find for quite a while. I guess the jolly racial stereotyping just didn't age well. No matter that such idiocy was endemic in the culture at the time.

    As disturbing as the continual tinkering with film is the constant attempt in history texts to anachronistically push notions of diversity and equality that might make sense in a 21st-century person onto other times when such a viewpoint was scarce or nonexistent. All of this is a sign of a deep neurosis that we have to virtually go back in time to fix all the things we got wrong back then. Doing so hides some ugly truths that need to be known to understand where we've come from.

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  178. Reed Sea - Red Sea? In Hebrew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, the OT was written in modern English, or is the Hebrew for Reed and Red amazingly similar?

    Color me skeptical.

  179. Re:Reed Sea - Red Sea? In Hebrew? by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    The short but incomplete answer, from wikipedia: (Blame the crappy grammer on whoever wrote up the wiki entry =)

    "Though yam in the phrase yam suph clearly means waters, but the reading of suph has given rise to great diversity of opinion as to the precise place where the crossing occurred."

    So either the red/reed thing is just a coincidence, or the mistranslation happened in a language where the two are similar, if i was ever told i don't remember which.

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  180. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by VanessaDannenberg · · Score: 1
    Hmm .. I think you only say that because you may be blind to the changes that have gone on in the past, and the changes that are currently going on.

    The only changes that have taken place are the various revisions of the Christian "new testament", i.e. the KJV, NIV, and G-D only-knows-how-many-other-editions. The original Hebrew text of the Torah, as well as the Writings and Prohpets, are the same as they were the day they were finalized. Whether that happened in the 6th century CE or earlier is hard to say.

    In the begining (well maybe not that long ago) there were some pretty big arguments over what things went into the bible. For example one of these things were the Apocrypha, which were out then in then out again. (Do I see a directors cut/special edition cut that includes the sections that were dropped?)

    Why do you need a "director's cut" or even forsee that as a possibility? If you or anyone else wants to read from the books of the Apocrypha, go right ahead. They're not shunned or banned or anything, they're just not part of the official text of the Bible.

    Let alone the translation from whatever to Greek to Latin to English .. to modern day English to ebonics (and I am sure there is one out there). Each translation will change the sense of the text depending on who it was who translated it. As a comparison ... run something twice through babel fish and see what comes out.

    And this is the big mistake people make; assuming that a text is valid just because someone else thinks it is. Proper, valid translations of the Bible, or for that matter any other text, can only be had if you start from the original language and translate it yourself, or otherwise obtain a first-generation modern translation. This is exactly why the "Stone Edition" of the Tanach (Torah, Prophets, Writings) is considered one of the most definitive translations; it is a first-generation translation, in modern english, with commentary from Rashi and others at the bottom of most pages.

    I just found this interesting link The Pre-Reformation History of the Bible From 1,400 BC to 1,400 AD

    I'll assume you've read the entirety of this article, as I have. That being the case, I feel compelled to point out numerous errors in that article.

    The story of how we got the English language Bible is....

    ...totally irrelvant to begin with! The Bible was not written in English, it was *translated*.

    ...there is some scholarly evidence to indicate that the Old Testament Book of Job may actually be the oldest book in the Bible.

    To the author of this page, what is your evidence? Prove it. Even if it is older, so what? There are hundreds of thousands of stories (Job is not historical, it is considered to be a work of fiction intended by it's author to make a point) which predate the Torah.

    The Old Testament scriptures were written in ancient Hebrew, a language substantially different than the Hebrew of today.

    Modern Hebrew is essentially the same language as it was in Biblical times, extended over the years to add words so that it may be used in modern business and casual conversation. Originally, anchient Hebrew was only capable of handling what existed back then.

    Animals considered "unclean" by the Jews, such as pigs, were of course, never used to make scrolls.

    The pig may have been considered unclean (and still is), not because of any particular belief, but because it was directed in the Torah: "...and the pig, for its hoof is split and its hoof is completely separated, but it does not chew its cud -- it is unclean to you" (Leviticus 11:7)

    Somehow the verse that follows that (that the carcass shall not be touched) has been either superceded or overlooked, as it is

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  181. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I forget the exact name of the goddess, but that's not the point. Historical documents relating to the _Old_Testament_ indicate that Yahweh was believed to have a wife at an earlier point, that wife also being a god. This was in no way realted to the whole jesus thing in the new testament.

    If we're going for things that were "edited out" (how convenient, then, that nothing remains to prove the hypothesis) we can prove a lot of things. Like the "edited out" part of your post where you admit that I'm absolutely right :) Any supposition that there was supposed to be a "goddess" in there is just that--supposition.

    Now, Israel as a whole is treated metaphorically as a "wife" in a few places, there's also wisdom (which is female, and is supposed to have been among the first created things), as well as all the random dieties they went astray over (Belial, Baal [several different], Ashearah who had the poles, etc.), but no mention of goddesses at all.

    I don't know about what "whole Jesus thing" you were talking about, but they do continue the "wife" imagery in the NT with the Church as a whole being the "bride", etc. Or perhaps you could have some tangent relating to Marian doctrines and such. But the original "wife" theme can certainly be seen, for example, in various things the so-called "minor prophets" wrote. Look up whichever one (I can't remember names, either) married the prostitute and named his kid Lo-ami (which means, "not mine").

  182. HAN SHOT FRIST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FRIST SHOT!

  183. There's a solution by Doug+Coulter · · Score: 1

    Yes, we are losing our culture to IP vampires. But there IS a possible solution. It is easy to state: If you have a copyright, but don't publish the material you have copyrighted, then you lose it. Now. Sadly, probably never happen. I'm fretting right now about a huge collection of records, tape, and wire recordings of old stuff I'm not legally allowed to copy for the use of people who lived during that time and who collected it (bought it) in the first place. I cannot buy a new copy in any media from the copyright holders, for any price (and I HAVE asked). In some cases I have better copies or restorations than they do, as I care about history, rather than simply bucks/sales. This is highly stupid. We have the best laws money can buy. It's getting to be too obvious. It's not like it would cost the copyright owners anything to permit new copies of stuff they won't even sell anymore at all.

  184. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    If we're going for things that were "edited out" (how convenient, then, that nothing remains to prove the hypothesis) we can prove a lot of things.

    Look at what you quoted. "Historical documents relating to the _Old_Testament_ indicate that Yahweh was believed to have a wife at an earlier point, that wife also being a god." That doesn't seem like "nothing remains to prove the hypothesis."

    I'll admit that this far after the fact i can't cite the exact references, but i do remember that they didn't just make this stuff up out of wholecloth. There were actual archeological finds indicating at the very least that it was likely. If you really wish i can try to go dig up the information on the text book we used.

    I don't know about what "whole Jesus thing" you were talking about,

    From the grandparent post, "Yahweh does have a "wife": Israel. And via his "wife" he had a single child: Yehoshua (Jesus)."

    Without any other context to go on i have to presume that this is refering to the entity i've usually heard refered to as "Mary." That would be a wife that doesn't exist until the new testament. Therefore any "wife" refered to in the old testament is obviously not the same one. (Again, approaching it from the historical/scientific viewpoint.)

    I really don't know what you're getting at with the rest of it. Yes there is no mention of goddesses in the bible that i know of. But again the whole arguement is over whether there the bible has been changed. You seem to be arguing "there are no goddesses in the presesnt version, so there were no goddesses in the older versions, so the older and newer versions are the same."

    There are goddess or goddess like figures in other media from before the changeover to a monotheistic religion. One of those figures is presented in such a way so that many biblical scholars/archeologists believe that Yahweh was believed to have a wife at some point before she was removed from the official version.

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  185. Re:Reed Sea - Red Sea? In Hebrew? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Well, the biggest problem in translating any ancient language is probably the nouns - especially references to places that don't come up often.

    Suppose I hand you a 5000 page history book from some ancient culture, whose language is long gone (or mutated beyond recognition). Suppose it mentions a major event that happened at the waters of niglopeth. That word occurs nowhere else in the book, or for that matter in other books, and no precise details are given from which its exact locations could be determined. So, you basically have to pick the most likely body of water in the region that doesn't have a name you know, and put in a footnote that you aren't sure where it is.

    My guess is that the whole Red/Reed sea business is similar to this.

    In any case, unless you're trying to mount an expedition to find sunken chariots does it really matter which one it was?

  186. In Canada, they played it at Halloween by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    I remember being 5 or 6 years old and getting together will all my friends to watch the Wizard of Oz on Halloween night. Gotta love CBC. That's the best night of the year to watch it...

  187. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Chrononium · · Score: 1

    The link is interesting, if a bit excessively focused upon the Protestant history (especially the "real" church vs. the evil church). Something that the article also fails to mention is that there do not exist any New Testament sources in Aramaic, which is likely the original language. There are several places in the Gospels where the translator has put in a side note to explain some notion to the reader, a telltale sign that the copy was translated. These side notes exist in the original Greek versions. The article also fails to note the massive psychological instability of Luther (he was unable to forgive himself for his sins, an act required by Roman Catholicism in its interpretation of the Sacrament of Reconciliation, and if ignored, is simply another sin to add to the heap) and later, Calvin (took Luther's concepts of predestination to their logical conclusion in which the saved can do whatever the heck they want irrespective of God, a philosophy that Calvin exploited to his own ends), the two principal founders of Protestant theology (whose beliefs are no longer upheld in the majority of denominations in America). Be careful about reading about the Bible, whether the description comes from Roman Catholics, Protestants, or Atheists (another religious category).

  188. WRONG by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    Mod parent down, factually incorrect.

    The mask removal scene was ALSO edited to add in Hayden Christiansen. Compare the old and new side by side and you'd see that straight away. No doubt someone will link to some screenshots soon enough to prove my point.

  189. ET in Region 4 by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    Yes in all regions EXCEPT Region 4, that is Australia and New Zealand.

    Which sucks, because I for one didn't realise until I'd bought my copy, having read overseas reviews (including Region 2 which I assumed would be simply altered for region code and shipped locally) which DID have both cuts of the film on DVD.

    Buyer beware.

  190. BWAHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you high? please give me mod points? You're a troll, just move on to the next account.
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  191. Rereleasing is an age-old game by sita · · Score: 1

    Various creation and salvation myths are regularly rereleased with minor or major rewrites. Some of these are wildly successful, as they are accompanied by massively effective marketing (involving separating heads from bodies and all).

    Of course, there are always connoisseurs that claim that the original work cannot be improved on, but that doesn't stop them from issuing various fan fiction around the original myth.

  192. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religious == trollish. And strictly speaking, most comments intended to elicit a response are examples of trolling.

  193. I can't stand the voice over fixes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am very sensitive to the background ambiance of the dialog in movies. When they do voice overs to change the dialog, to remove cuss words for instance, the back ground sound of the voice over never matches the movies at that point, it's like someone kicks on a large fan everytime they do a voice over, or the voice over people are really echoing and the movie isn't or vice versa... like the movie was voice overed in a small studio but they do the cuss word dubs in a cathedral. What ever the hell they are doing it is very annoying and ruins the movies for me, it's like nails on a chalkboard for other people, I just stopped watching movies on tv because of this.

    That is if they even bother to use the original actors voice for the dub ins, it's even more annoying if they use a different voice altogether for the dubs.

  194. Animal Farm Cartoon by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
    I managed to slog through the rest of the above mentioned cartoon, and can verify that the end is different than the book. Once the pigs had consolidated power and began to look human, other animals from all the surrounding farms heard of the tyranny and collectively decided that it could not be allowed to stand. Animals marched from all directions, converging on the farm house where the pigs were. Violent overthrow ensues, but the point of view shifts to a portrait of Napoleon, which is damaged in the fray. No real violence is shown, but sounds of violence are heard. It's really only the last four minutes that diverge from the book, but it is quite a plot turn. I believe "starting over" was mentioned.

    On another note, the DVD cover called it Britain's first feature-length cartoon. That would seem to make CIA involvement less likely, although not rule it out.

    One problem I had with the production, aside from the invented ending, was all the time spent showing animals working, accompanied by music. This was from the early days of cartoon, when a lot of cartoons were showcases of animation. It seems that is the case here, although, by modern standards, the animation is fairly primitive, and thus not worthy of showcasing. It wouldn't matter, except the story doesn't progress while we watch the chickens move hay around for a full minute, or other animals similarly engaged.

    My textual reference can be found here.

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  195. Revisiting is good by rfisher · · Score: 1

    I'm happy to see artists revisit & revise their works. Artists should use whatever method works to express what they need to express.

    What I wouldn't want to see is an artist trying to suppress an earlier version of his work. The earlier version is just a valid expression of what he was trying to say then as the newer version is a valid expression of what he is trying to say now.

  196. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1
    From the grandparent post, "Yahweh does have a "wife": Israel. And via his "wife" he had a single child: Yehoshua (Jesus)." Without any other context to go on i have to presume that this is refering to the entity i've usually heard refered to as "Mary."

    No, not Mary. Without any other context to go on? I specifically said who the "wife" is. You even quoted it!

    BTW, what are all these "historical documents" you keep referring to but never actually quote or properly reference? It sounds like you're just pulling all of this stuff out of your arse.

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  197. Re:Some works are permanent and forever by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    Sorry, i've never heard of Israel other than as the name of the country and/or the people, and i've never heard anyone suggesting Yahweh had a wife other than the historical speculation that he used to be part of a pantheon before. Since you said Jesus was the son of Israel did it not make sense to think that Israel was another name for Mary?

    As i've said before, i took the class years ago and there's no way i can remember the specifics. In general it was the usual things you'd expect to find in archeological digs, pottery shards and walls and anything else they tended to put writing on back then. I asked someone who took the class with me and she happened to remember the name of the textbook we used, so if you're really that interested go check out The Bible and the Ancient Near East. There were also some additional references we used, but the textbook should hopefully have most of it.

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