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  1. Re:Where? on More Water Out There — Ice Found On an Asteroid · · Score: 1

    Its not hard to see how water can form in free space.

    That's because it's dark. And you're likely to be eaten by a grue.

  2. Re:But on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 1

    Here's a handy tip: next time you fall in a hole, you can get out by lifting yourself by your own bootstraps.

    But a pulley helps.

  3. Re:Jurisdiction on FBI Cracks "Largest Phishing Case Ever" · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this have been handled by the Department of Phisheries?

    Rather than the current Department of Philistines?

  4. Re:ZOMG on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 1

    Hahhah, right. I thought Scotty's accent had changed :D

  5. Re:Wrong Question on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 2, Funny

    Positrons (the cheap stuff) costs ~$25 Billion per gram.

    Try ebay.

  6. Re:Wrong Question on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 4, Funny

    theoretically, it could be a viable means of taking an enormous amount of energy and storing it in a small place.

    The same effect can be achieved with a swift kick to the nuts.

  7. Re:Wrong Question on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now how can get some antimatter?

    Easy. We can has anticheezeburger. Can removes cheezeburger, put in matter.

  8. Re:ZOMG on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 1

    Keptin, I'm giving you all she's got!

    Don't you think that should be her decision, Scotty?

  9. Re:obvious question on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 1

    Maybe in a Star Trek convention...

    Hey, don't knock it. If the lowly budget of a star trek convention can afford to have anti-matter reactors lying around, then we all can!

  10. Re:What about ethnicity codes? on Avatars To Have Business Dress Codes By 2013 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My avatar is a grey squirrel, you insensitive clod.

    ASL?

  11. Re:antimatter on Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider · · Score: 5, Funny

    Antimatter is like matter, but with an opposite electrical charge.

    Kind of like your karma points for that comment ;)

  12. Re:umm on Candy Linked To Violence In Study · · Score: 1

    Do you think scientists with >10 years training know less about statistics than you?

    In this case? Yes.

    From another article summarising the same research (might be paraphrasing slightly): "We tried to control for other factors such as poverty..."

    from the article: "Using sweets to quiet noisy children might just reinforce problems for later in life."

    So yes, basically this has nothing to do with candy. It's just the well known phenomena of behavioural psychology, whereby rewarding people for bad behaviour encourages bad behaviour. To publish a study about this with "candy" as the focus is at best stupid, and at worst, highly disingenuous.

  13. Re:Penny Arcade Charity on What To Do With a Free Xbox 360 Pro? · · Score: 0, Troll

    provides hospitalized children with toys and electronic entertainment. If I were at a loss for what to do with a new video game console, that would be the way to go for me.

    So they're in hospital, sick, and now you want to lock them in to some fad console so Microsoft can siphon money from them/their parents? Gee, thanks. ;)

  14. Re:the Wicker Man flashbacks on Harvard's Robotic Bees Generate High-Tech Buzz · · Score: 1

    Now we can see Nicholas Cage yelling "Not the bees! AHHHHHHH They're ROBOTS!"

    Actually, I saw Daniel shouting "Reese, your father made you wrong!"

  15. Re:Cool on Debian Elevates KFreeBSD Port to First-Class Status · · Score: 1

    You might want to read up on ZFS. It's not just a simple filesystem; it also includes LVM and RAID features, all in one.

    This is my point.

  16. Re:Cool on Debian Elevates KFreeBSD Port to First-Class Status · · Score: 1

    Sweet, I didn't know they added raid5/6 support to btrfs!

    If ZFS has raid5, it's more of a chimera than I thought. RAID belongs below the FS, not in the FS.

  17. Re:That's...nice on Debian Elevates KFreeBSD Port to First-Class Status · · Score: 1

    I assume they have infinite resources.

    Compared to your puny distro? Yes, they do.

  18. Re:Cool on Debian Elevates KFreeBSD Port to First-Class Status · · Score: 1

    It could be dangerous if your custom apps don't specify their dependencies correctly

    Which virtually never happens on Debian, which is why it's so nice to have so many packages in the distro, all properly catalogued.

    By the way, there are ways to hold packages too, if you never want them to be removed or upgraded, or to make lists of packages required, even for your own scripts.

  19. Re:Information wants to be free on Court Rules For Software Ownership Over Licensing · · Score: 1

    I think that was part of his point.

  20. Not a genius on Captain Bligh's Logbooks To Yield Climate Bounty · · Score: 1

    Let's see. Take a bunch of guys, sail them around the world to a paradise island full of naked women who screw like others say "Hello", with sunshine, good food, and pristine waters... Then tell them they've all gotta give it up and go back to working their butts off like slaves on a trip home to smelly england where fishwives throw crap onto the streets. Yeah, he was a real genius ;)

  21. Re:Gentoo?? on Google Finds DRAM Errors More Common Than Believed · · Score: 1

    If you use Gentoo, you'll have to make your own DRAM from the schematics.

    But not before reading an intensive debate on why you should choose DRAM over an array of floppy drives, and setting lots of variables to tell gentoo that you have not, in fact, chosen the array of floppy drives for main memory.

  22. Re:First hidef first post on The First High-Definition TV, Circa 1958 · · Score: 1

    Just look closely at the fine kerning!

    I'm browsing on a Spectrum 48k, you insensitive clod!

  23. Packt marketing on Learning Ext JS · · Score: 1

    What a obvious plug. EXTJS is ok, not great.

    I suspect the post author didn't name his account "stoolpigeon" for nothing. Packt have a history of publishing crap books on every new technology, presumably to make money on the burgeoning interest asap. They've approached me numerous times, trying to get me to review their books, simply because I have a popular blog and can get them extra publicity for their wares.

  24. Re:They've been working on this for a while now on Ex-Astronaut Developing Plasma Rocket To Revitalize NASA · · Score: 3, Funny

    AFAIK they have been working on VASIMR for over a decade now... This isn't exactly "news"

    No, no, no. These VASIMR experiments are entirely new. You must be thinking of the old VALKILMER experiments.

  25. Re:Troubleshooting skills. on Stargate Universe · · Score: 1

    Stargate always had problems thinking imaginatively. For example, once they developed the cloaking device, I would have used it as a proxy teleporter to make nukes appear in the center of Ori ships.

    These are problems of inconsistency and unconsidered ramifications, rather than problems of imagination. I do think SG* (especially SG:A) had imagination problems, but the earliest SG-1 seasons were actually quite thoughtful and imaginative, in how they explored different human cultures and their possible origins/progressions, etc. Where they did have "imagination" problems, I think they were really problems realising their imaginations, given the budgets available. All in all, SG-1 did a great job.