I will not tolerate such bullshit, last week I helped a friendly African president transfer all his money to my account because of some conflict... or something like that.
I did something similar I once picked up the wrong keys yet when I went to take them back to the person I decided to let myself in and accidentally walked out with a new TV.
I bet certain trends happen at night
This one hasn't http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/trae_z/Will_code_HTML_for_food.jpg
I hold the patent on electrodes and oxygen. I will sue you for £1 Billion but I will settle for a mare £20
"African hackers" you say?
I will not tolerate such bullshit, last week I helped a friendly African president transfer all his money to my account because of some conflict... or something like that.
I hope I haven't set off your allergies
So you think that if you sit around Starbucks with you Apple laptop drinking coffee and trying to look "stylish" will get you laid?
Talking about shit there should be a game that weighs a persons shit and there should be some sort of top score system on the door.
just buy a bottle of gin, probably lot cheaper
Well I think they should use Hemp I know I can fly pretty high with that stuff.
I guess BS is for "Brilliant Stories" right?
Well I was once abducted by alien babes from planet hot and they had their way with me for science on their own planet.
The sad thing is I woke up lying in my own bed
more like "format this bitch"
Do you think they will change all laser weapons to walkie-talkies?
Well now we all know that Australians pay more for quality...
This is how to spot a terrorist:
1) Look for clothing masking the face
2) Carries AK-47
3) Burns American flag
Now not every body described like this is a terrorist but be careful and vigilant.
Going blind by computer games isn't half as fun as going blind by porn.
I think the main thing between KDE and Gnome is that they both appeal to different users.
I believe GNOME appeals to the "simple" user more and KDE to the bleeding edge more of a "programmer user". Correct me if I'm wrong
Why does Microsoft own shares in Iraq's and Iran's oil?
Does the pledge have anything to do with loosing software freedoms by any chance or is that just the EULA?
"hey Grandad I have something for you"
I did something similar I once picked up the wrong keys yet when I went to take them back to the person I decided to let myself in and accidentally walked out with a new TV.
Cocaine never did Tony Montana (Scarface) any harm.
Your just a bully I demand your Name and E-mail address so I can sue you and send you nice things about R0l£xes and V14gra.
Just out of curiosity how do you know this?
What outside!? Mingle with real people!? You must be joking!