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  1. Re:Traffic Patterns for Google on A Look At the Workings of Google's Data Centers · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet certain trends happen at night

  2. Re:Where are the stupid investors now? on '90s Dot-Coms — Where Are They Now? · · Score: 1
  3. Re:Patented A href? on Singapore Firm Claims Patent Breach By Virtually All Websites · · Score: 1

    I hold the patent on electrodes and oxygen. I will sue you for £1 Billion but I will settle for a mare £20

  4. Re:lovely... on OLPC's XO As a Wireless Hacking Tool · · Score: 1

    "African hackers" you say?

    I will not tolerate such bullshit, last week I helped a friendly African president transfer all his money to my account because of some conflict... or something like that.

  5. Re:they need treatment... on Group Wants Wi-Fi Banned, Citing Allergy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope I haven't set off your allergies

  6. Re:Mass Hysteria on Line Forms At Apple's Always-Open Manhattan Cube · · Score: 1

    So you think that if you sit around Starbucks with you Apple laptop drinking coffee and trying to look "stylish" will get you laid?

  7. Re:Wait, what? on New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Talking about shit there should be a game that weighs a persons shit and there should be some sort of top score system on the door.

  8. Re:My wife on Using Magnets To Turn Off the Brain's Speech Center · · Score: 1

    just buy a bottle of gin, probably lot cheaper

  9. Re:So what? on Honeywell & Airbus To Turn Algae Into Jet Fuel · · Score: 1

    Well I think they should use Hemp I know I can fly pretty high with that stuff.

  10. Re:New name? on CBS Acquires CNET Networks for $1.8 Billion · · Score: 1

    I guess BS is for "Brilliant Stories" right?

  11. Re:UFO Expert on British "X-files" Released to Public · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well I was once abducted by alien babes from planet hot and they had their way with me for science on their own planet.

    The sad thing is I woke up lying in my own bed

  12. Re:Together with "don't copy that floppy"... on DataStorm V1.0, a Full-Auto Floppy Disk Cannon · · Score: 1

    more like "format this bitch"

  13. Re:So.... on Space History Footage In HD · · Score: 1

    Do you think they will change all laser weapons to walkie-talkies?

  14. Re:The Standard M$ Deal. on In Australia, XP Cheaper Than Linux On Eee 900 · · Score: 1

    Well now we all know that Australians pay more for quality...

  15. How to spot a terrorist on Terrorist Recognition Handbook · · Score: 1

    This is how to spot a terrorist:
    1) Look for clothing masking the face
    2) Carries AK-47
    3) Burns American flag


    Now not every body described like this is a terrorist but be careful and vigilant.

  16. Re:Cool on Gaze Gaming Tech Promises Faster Eye-Controlled Interaction · · Score: 1

    Going blind by computer games isn't half as fun as going blind by porn.

  17. KDE and Gnome on From GNOME to KDE and Back Again · · Score: 1

    I think the main thing between KDE and Gnome is that they both appeal to different users.

    I believe GNOME appeals to the "simple" user more and KDE to the bleeding edge more of a "programmer user". Correct me if I'm wrong

  18. Re:if it happens on Yahoo!/Microsoft Execs Meet For Round Two · · Score: 1

    Why does Microsoft own shares in Iraq's and Iran's oil?

  19. Re:Lol, Microsoft Standards on Legal Counsel Advises Against Accepting OOXML Pledge · · Score: 1

    Does the pledge have anything to do with loosing software freedoms by any chance or is that just the EULA?

  20. Re:Oh no, another exploit on Hacking a Pacemaker · · Score: 1

    "hey Grandad I have something for you"

  21. Re:Debug, Sure on G-Archiver Harvesting Google Mail Passwords · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did something similar I once picked up the wrong keys yet when I went to take them back to the person I decided to let myself in and accidentally walked out with a new TV.

  22. Re:Explaining RIAA Behavior on Is RIAA's MediaSentry Illegal in Your State? · · Score: 1

    Cocaine never did Tony Montana (Scarface) any harm.

  23. Re:antagonistic on State Lawmaker Wants To Ban Anonymous Posting Online · · Score: 1

    Your just a bully I demand your Name and E-mail address so I can sue you and send you nice things about R0l£xes and V14gra.

  24. Re:Anyone on Open Source Robot for Household Tasks · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity how do you know this?

  25. Re:Slashdot on Moore's Law Is Microsoft's Latest Enemy · · Score: 1

    What outside!? Mingle with real people!? You must be joking!