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State Lawmaker Wants To Ban Anonymous Posting Online

bfwebster writes "According to a local news article from last week, Kentucky state lawmaker Tim Couch wants to ban anonymous posting on the internet in order to 'cut down on online bullying', which he says has been 'a particular problem in eastern Kentucky.' His bill would require posters to register with their real names and e-mail addresses under threat of fines. Looks like another battle in the right for anonymous free speech."

471 comments

  1. how about passing laws that have some... by going_the_2Rpi_way · · Score: 4, Insightful

    hope in hell of being enforced, or are at the very least enforceable.

    1. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is that seriously the main flaw you find with this law? Would you rather they come up with a free-speech-restricting law that's more enforcable?

    2. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "....hope in hell of being enforced, or are at the very least enforceable."

      But, it would be feasible!! I think in his bill, he requires that each of us on the interweb be assigned a personal, and uniquely identifiable "tube", from which we all have to post and email from.

      No sharing or using anonymous tubes, if you get caught....fine and jail time.

      See? It is simple as that!!

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    3. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by going_the_2Rpi_way · · Score: 1

      If we're going to debate fictional, unenforceable laws, I'd prefer to debate the ones Asimov proposed. This is no more free-speech-restricting than my picking up a stone and calling it a free-speech restricting rock. But I know what you're going to say -- "Lisa, I want to buy your rock..."

    4. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, that isn't anyone's main flaw. But it should be mandatory that these lawmakers should have at least enough of a clue to determine if what they are proposing is even possible before they start drafting legislation.

      This makes as much sense as drafting a law making it illegal for it to rain on Thursdays. The frightening part is that the bozo drafting the law doesn't see why it's a problem.

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      Weaselmancer
      rediculous.
    5. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by GarryFre · · Score: 3, Informative

      We all knew the names of bullies at school. It didn't stop them. Take one look at Uselessnet and you see bullying from folks who give out their names, emails and all kind of stuff. Stupid people (bullies) stand by their stupidity.

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    6. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

      His bill would require posters to register with their real names and e-mail addresses under threat of fines

      All they have to do is import the technology from China - the "other place" that wants to do the same thing ...

      Please remind me again what's the difference between the "land of the free" and "dirty commie bastards".

    7. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Represntative [sic] Couch says enforcing this bill if it became law would be a challenge."

      Couch went on to acknowledge that Space is big, that there are quite a few people in China, that antidisestablishmentarianism is a long word, and that John McCain is not very young.

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    8. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I imagine he mentions it because it's the most practical concern that the state lawmakers would pay attention to. Free speech rights have been restricted by the supreme court before, and this law would easily fit the constitutional test if they only forced minors to register (I seem to remember this being the case in Ender's Game, but I'm not sure). This would also ring more true with the populace as a whole.

    9. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Chyeld · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.

      -Ayn Rand

      ...

      Is that seriously the main flaw you find with this law?

      Brian Gordon

      Yes.

    10. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Jikrschbaum · · Score: 1

      Or how about they quit wasting our tax dollars "passing" these laws that are going to be ruled unconstitutional in the first place just so they can look good in their upcoming re-election bid? I got a suggestion, next time one of these yahoo legislative buffoons gets behind a bill that subsequently gets challenged in the courts and ruled unconstitutional, how about they pay the court costs and lawyer fees out of there own damn coffers.

    11. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Among the larger financial supporters of the coalition against drugs in america

      Tobacco Companies
      Alcohol Companies
      Private Prison Companies

      We incarcerate more people than china.
      We strip away a very particular group of people's voting rights through selective drug law enforcement.
      We have double the drug use of Amsterdam (where drug use is legal).

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    12. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Tsiangkun · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the land of the free, companies own the people,that make the money, that is used to influence the government. The elite are international banksters, and the government is a puppet executing their wishes while protecting their names and faces.

      In dirty commie strongholds, governments own the people, that run the companies, that makes the money, that funds the government. The elite are the government, and since everyone knows who is really in charge, revolution is more attainable and more likely.

    13. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Laws that can only be enforced selectively are simply another form of tyranny. (ie: dominance through threat of punishment and violence)

      That is yet another and separate reason it should not pass, in addition the First Amendment issues.

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    14. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      I can guarantee you that by the end of the day, he will know exactly what /i>/ is.

    15. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 1

      I see GP's point. You can create a hotmail account with a bogus name and use that for posting. Who's to say you're really not daffy_duck123@hotmail.com?



      Still, though - is anonymous speech = free speech? Probably, but in most cases when you're speaking, people know who you are.


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    16. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post IS NOT flamebait someone should mod up to correct the moron moderator.

    17. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please remind me again what's the difference between the "land of the free" and "dirty commie bastards".

      Easy, the land of he free has Moms Apple pPie.
      (Now available from a frozen food isle near you..).

      Seriously though, the main difference is that while the US government might get angry at you, or take you to court over something you said, they won't have you taken away in the middle of the night and executed. That's a biggie, trust me on this.

      I was going to add that you wouldn't be imprisoned for life without trial, but Guantanamo bay is giving me pause for thought. That's likely a special case, after all, it is your current war type thing that's caused that.

    18. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by penguin_dance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it's IMPOSSIBLE to find everyone who is illegally trading music. It's IMPOSSIBLE to stop every speeder. But they DO manage bringing charges against SOME who do. Never blow off a proposed law just because it's difficult to enforce. Because as stupid as the law is, it WILL net some poor saps who will either have to just up and pay the fines or have the funds to take it to the supreme court.

      Laws like this need to be nipped in the bud. BEFORE they get passed so we don't have to spend the $$ to fight them back out of existence. This law is draconian and clearly unconstitutional--obviously this guy or one of his big donors has their panties in a wad over something said anonymously about them and it just frosts them that they can't find out who it is.

      And lawmakers like this one need to be nipped in the bud and tossed out of office.

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    19. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      In ender's game, you needed to have citizen's access (presumably you pay your taxes, don't commit felonies) to speak on the public "'nets", but anyone could read.

    20. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "that there are quite a few people in China"

      which is quite apt, as China is another country that intends to ban anonymous posting online, with the difference that they actually have the manpower to enforce it.

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    21. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      By the way OSC totally missed the mark on that one.. if government-owned mailing lists were locked down, people would just use different ones. Alt roots, darknets, whatever..

    22. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quick, while we still can!

      I drink your milkshake! LOLCATS!11 All your base belong to us! uh, uh... Ron Paul for Prezedent!

    23. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Simple, they'd say, it's the ISP's responsibility ;)

    24. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree that it is off-topic (tho it was technically a tangent to the Ayn Rand comment) but not intended as flamebait.

      I just recently saw a movie on the drug war and it was pretty upsetting (including fairly substantial and substantiated evidence) that the CIA under reagan (who I voted for) ran cocaine into america to support their revolution in central america.

      The bits about private prisons was very disturbing. I've known for quite a while that we imprison people in the US at a higher rate than the rest of the world.

      But to see an LA policeman relating how the CIA contacted him to ignore selected drug lords in an open public meetings (and to see the CIA director's obvious distress) was pretty shocking to me so I guess it was waiting to spew out somewhere.

      It pulled no punches-- drug users were shocking dregs in some cases. But so are extreme alcohol and tobacco users.

      We have so many bad laws related to this area- and now that they are tying "any drug sales == support for terror" they are able to ignore civil rights at increasing levels.

      Then you get some cheesehead like this guy wanting to ban the equivalent of posting anonymous hand bills and it is extremely irritating.

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    25. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This completely asinine anti-Anonymous law is not a new trend in our government. In the US we have been more than willing to repeatedly try bad ideas as long as the intentions fit some vague Judeo-Christian moral standard (or if there's money to be made). Fear also works well enough. Fear of the anarchists, and then the communists, and then the terrorists, and then the "cyber bullies". Fear for our children. Fear of each other. Fear of freedom, of responsibility.

      Look at what happened with America's failed experiment to outlaw alcohol. What did we get? A thriving underground drug culture and a massive new revenue source for organized crime. We've been making the same mistake for 70 plus years only this time we seem content to just let things continue in this broken dysfunctional state. Drug use causes harm, but prohibition is worse.

      But, money is being made on all sides of the "War on drugs" so no one in power really wants it to end.

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    26. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by mpe · · Score: 1

      We all knew the names of bullies at school. It didn't stop them.

      Nor does it in other environments.
      Also what is someone's "real name"?

    27. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by jgoemat · · Score: 1

      Is that seriously the main flaw you find with this law?

      Brian Gordon
      Yes.

      Your first quote would make it seem that you are against laws that make people criminals for things that shouldn't be crimes, yet you are saying that the main flaw is that it isn't enforceable. Are you taking the side of the theoretical "oppressive" government?

    28. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by PPH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But it should be mandatory that these lawmakers should have at least enough of a clue to determine if what they are proposing is even possible before they start drafting legislation.


      The question of whether something is within the capabilities of the state to enforce is (supposed) to be addressed by the administration's (governor's) veto power. If a legislative body passes a bill that they cannot reasonably implement, they have that chance to make their point.


      Unfortunately, there is no requirement that a bill be vetted for its constitutionality by the courts. Once passed into law, the courts cannot consider it until a case is brought before a court empowered to make such a decision. That means: someone has to violate the law and then spend years and millions of dollars (occasionally contributed by advocacy organizations) to see the case through the requisite trial and appeals.


      I suspect that some legislators know this and just submit their bills in the hope that nobody will have the balls to stand up for their rights.

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    29. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by robertjw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, it' might be the main flaw. The major problem I have with these kinds of laws aren't IF they are enforcable, but how much the enforcement will cost and who will pay for it.

      An initiative like this will cost millions if not billions of dollars. It would probably be more effective to just set up a victims fund and pay for counseling for anyone who gets bullied. We waste so much money in this country on ridiculous activities like this, when we could be housing the homeless, educating our kids, or researching cures for cancer.

      It should not only be mandatory that lawmakers have a clue about feasibility, but every bill that's passed should have a study done as to the ultimate costs and the methods of funding the new law. If the money isn't in the budget the lawmakers can't pass the bill. If the lawmakers don't have enough money to conduct an adequate study, the bill also shouldn't be passed.

    30. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by crossmr · · Score: 1

      I think we have this for a reason:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_prosecution

    31. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An unenforceable law, in my eyes, is one which is almost universially broken as a matter of the course of life. For relevant current laws, see most traffic regulations. These are outwardly passed to provide a measure of saftey but routinely are selectively enforced as a revenue stream due to the inability of the government to provide sufficent manpower to enforce the rules universially.

      The fact that the law itself would be dead in the water as being in conflict with the Bill of Rights is a concern, but not the primary one. That issue is readily resolveable through the normal legal processes. Our legal system has, to my satisfaction at least, shown the ability to police itself that far at least.

      The issue that lawmakers put forward suggested laws which (regarless of their constitutionality) have no real means of universal enforcement is of more concern because that is directly what Ayn's quote is warning of. Passing of laws which, for whatever the intent was, work to make all men criminals.

      The point of her quote isn't that if everyone breaks the law, everyone goes to jail. It's that if everyone breaks the law, the government will selectively arrest just those who cause a problem for 'them'.

    32. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by alexgieg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If we're going to debate fictional, unenforceable laws, I'd prefer to debate the ones Asimov proposed.
      Well, here in Brazil it isn't a fictional law. Anonymity is forbidden by our Constitution, no less. On the other hand, yes, it remains completely unenforceable. No one gives a damn and everyone, everywhere, creates anonymous logins all the time. :-)
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    33. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Simple, they'd say, it's the ISP's responsibility ;)

      First off, I have no idea why this got modded to -1 because that's exactly what they'll most likely do.

      The problem is, how would an ISP manage this with any degree of certainty? What is to stop me from logging in to Slashdot using Tor and giving any contact info I wish?

      And let's say I do bully someone and it goes to court. Taco could wind up paying thousands in fines for it. So let's say that happens and he decided to get tough and crack down on false IDs.

      How do you do it?

      The answer is the same one you'd give if you were trying to comply to the "no rain on Thursdays" law. You can't.

      So this is a law that is impossible to comply with, even if you wanted to in the first place. That's why it's a bad idea. Well that, and the whole "right to privacy" thing, which is another discussion.

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      Weaselmancer
      rediculous.
    34. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also what is someone's "real name"? My "real name" is Zero Cool.
    35. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "In the US we have been more than willing to repeatedly try bad ideas as long as the intentions fit some vague Judeo-Christian moral standard (or if there's money to be made)."

      As a "Judeo-Christian" ethical person, I take exception to this vile screed designed to illicit the same kind of "fear" that he rails against later on ... "Fear for our children. Fear of each other. Fear of freedom, of responsibility."

      One of the biggest reasons I'm what I am today is founded upon the notion that MAN cannot rule himself, let alone other men, without eventually being corrupted. I happen to be very LIBERTARIAN in my views because I realize this very thought. And when the state can convict, and execute someone completely innocent (if you buy the story), then they can do it to anyone, which is why I'm against the death penalty.

      And I happen to agree with your point of view on legalization of drugs and alcohol, it is none of the state's business. That, and if we taxed the crap out of sin (keeping it legal, and controlled) we'd have all the money needed to fund all the stupid programs you want.

      Also one cannot have a war against chairs, what makes one think we can have one against another inanimate object (drugs, terror, poverty etc).

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    36. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by mrops · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have just discussed this with my peers.

      Consensus is that we should pass the law to ban Internet altogether.

    37. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Applekid · · Score: 1

      If the money isn't in the budget the lawmakers can't pass the bill. If the lawmakers don't have enough money to conduct an adequate study, the bill also shouldn't be passed. Nah, they'll still pass all sorts of crazy, expensive, and worthless laws only then they'll all have tax increase riders attached.
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    38. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by mi · · Score: 1

      Would you rather they come up with a free-speech-restricting law that's more enforceable?

      Why not? Anonymous political donations, for example, are quite impossible already — and sites like this even make the donors easily searchable. (One can even incorporate such searches into their Human Resources practices — legally.)

      And if donations aren't anonymous, and limited (as per McCain-Feingold and other unconstitutional legislation) — to your liking, then it is rather inconsistent on your part to complain about bans on anonymous speech...

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    39. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      The problem is, the elite are cunning bastards in both systems and have engineered it such that revolution in system A leads to system B, and revolution in system B leads to system A. This ensures that the people only enjoy a brief interval of chaotic freedom before the elite (sometimes a new elite) reorganise and reassert power in either way.

    40. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by monxrtr · · Score: 1

      Only one million J. Smith, versus one hundred million J. Wang. Guess everybody should post by their government issue unique number to avoid confusion.

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    41. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by tattood · · Score: 1

      if government-owned mailing lists were locked down, people would just use different ones. Alt roots, darknets, whatever..
      If they wanted to attempt this, they would have to require that all online forum sites only allow registration from "official" registered email addresses. Again, this is unenforceable due to the thousands of websites out there, and the limited resources of people to track them all down and enforce the law.
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    42. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >The major problem I have with these kinds of laws aren't IF they are enforcable, but how much the enforcement will cost and who will pay for it.

      So you totally miss the part about it being illegal to establish a prior restraint on free speech, or for government
      to introduce a "chilling effect" on what is otherwise a First Amendment protected activity.

      This legislation would be fought from so many different angles, it's almost amusing.

      Conservatives will not want to be forced to reveal their identities when speaking on political forums.
      Liberals will not want their right to speak in opposition to government policy.

      Consider what happens when people from the health professions start to talk about the effect on things like
      support forums for victims of sexual assault, or when representatives of the law enforcement community bring
      up the threat that is posed when anonymous reporting of crimes is suppressed.

      How will the stock traders react when they discover they can't be anonymous on the message boards?

      There are so many people that would oppose this legislation, it cuts through practically every walk of life.

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    43. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      "Libertarianism : noun, an economic model for the justification of selfishness and abject greed."

      Interesting sig, considering Libertarians are for repealing the ridiculous drug laws in the country. Tell me, which part of greed and selfishness does that fall under?

    44. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by robertjw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah, they'll still pass all sorts of crazy, expensive, and worthless laws only then they'll all have tax increase riders attached.

      Actually, the probably wouldn't. The one thing the public cares about, and politicians are afraid of, is raising taxes. Lawmakers will go out of their way to avoid having anything that looks like a tax increase in their record. That's why the country just borrows trillions of dollars, steals from the social security funds, . If they raised taxes to cover all costs of Iraq, the War on Drugs, and whatever else, there would be riots in the streets. You need to go back and play some civ, AOE, Empire Earth or sim city. People get PISSED when you raise taxes.

    45. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      We incarcerate more people than china. You know this, how? China' honesty in telling the world how many they incarcerate?

    46. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      >So you totally miss the part about it being illegal to establish a prior restraint on free speech, or for government
      to introduce a "chilling effect" on what is otherwise a First Amendment protected activity.

      No, absolutely not. I don't discount that at all. Thing is, I believe if the lawmakers had to actually figure out a way to fund their actions they would spend a lot less time trying to infringe on our rights. Conspiracy theories aside, I don't think most lawmakers intend to attack the constitution, they just pass laws in the most expedient manner to get the job done. While they may not understand the intangible needs for freedom, they do understand the financial needs to pay for things. Tyranny is expensive, it drove the Soviet Union into bankruptcy and won the cold war for us. They couldn't simultaneously oppress their people and fund the weapons that made them a super power.

      I think that our founding fathers, with their amazing foresight, new this. They purposely made the federal government weak and hard to fund in order to stave off tyranny. Money is power. Unfortunately, while our federal government doesn't actually have this power, we have allowed them to borrow money and acquire the means to oppress the people.
    47. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Arnonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I would just like to point out that the Federalist Papers were posted under an anonymous pseudonym.

    48. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by shmlco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're assuming that they're thinking that far ahead. How about just announcing a new law banning some "scary" or unpopular practice and getting free publicity?

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    49. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Zedekiah · · Score: 1

      You're telling me people who believe what might overall be called a bad thing, do a good thing occasionally?
      And I was so fond of the world in monochrome...

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    50. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The other option is to refuse to business in Kentucky.

      GeoIP to prevent anyone from Kentucky from buying a subscription, anyone?

    51. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would only want to buy your rock if it kept the mountain lions away too.

      POSTED ANONYMOUSLY TO SPURN TIM COUCH

    52. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Enforcement wouldn't be too hard.

      Ban all open wifi, and institute roaming trucks to find them and arrest the people that have one. Require obtrusive clients to get online which can monitor all your traffic. Anything it cant,( such as unproved encryption ) is discarded automatically and reported to the authorities. Wont even matter what the content is, you are in violation.

      Doesn't make it right of course as its an invasion of our right to expect a reasonable level of privacy as a private citizen not currently under investigation, just don't fool yourself into thinking it cant be enforced by the government.

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    53. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      It's Kentucky, it's a Hill Bill.

    54. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by lupine · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a resident of Wisconsin I would like to point out that this idiot is from Kentucky. So you can call him a bluegrasshead or say that he has cheese for brains, but do not call him a cheesehead.

      Representative Tim Couch Bio Highlights:
      Church of God
      Hazard Community College
      NRA. Natl Wild Turkey Federation
      Hyden Masonic Lodge 664

    55. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      No, that isn't anyone's main flaw. But it should be mandatory that these lawmakers should have at least enough of a clue to determine if what they are proposing is even possible before they start drafting legislation.

      This makes as much sense as drafting a law making it illegal for it to rain on Thursdays. The frightening part is that the bozo drafting the law doesn't see why it's a problem.

      You should be glad the guy doesn't understand technology enough to draft a law that would actually have some effect-- as once these bozos do finally "get it" they're actually liable to do some real damage to our rights...

    56. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by ArcherB · · Score: 3, Informative

      If they raised taxes to cover all costs of Iraq, the War on Drugs, and whatever else, there would be riots in the streets. You need to go back and play some civ, AOE, Empire Earth or sim city. People get PISSED when you raise taxes Well, according to the Laffer Curve, Raising taxes would give us LESS money to pay for things like Iraq, War on Drugs and whatever else. The government has been pulling in record receipts since Bush's tax cuts. Sorry, but raising taxes slows the economy and ends up with less tax revenue.

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    57. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      If Libertarians truly believed what they did due to greed, then they'd be 100% for the continuance of the drug war just as the Republicans and Democrats are. The greedy, profitable option would be to support the positions which would get them into power so they could peddle influence. Instead they take the principled approach and maintain their status as just another fringe party.

      But keep believing you have all the answers and Libertarians are evil. You're getting exactly the government you deserve.

    58. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by wtansill · · Score: 1

      It would probably be more effective to just set up a victims fund and pay for counseling for anyone who gets bullied.
      Let's not set up that fund just yet, shall we? How about we pass legislation demanding that the citizenry grow some balls such that we don't let trivial shit like MySpace bullying reduce us, collectively, to simpering idiots.

      Oh wait -- government likes us that way. Carry on.
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    59. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      No, the frightening thing is that the person who is proposing it is in a position of power.

      Do you Americans go to the zoo and grab all the monkeys and put them in government?
      Honestly.

    60. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by RareButSeriousSideEf · · Score: 1

      ...with the difference that they [China] actually have the manpower to enforce it. It's not just the official enforcement manpower that gets the job done, either; China has fostered a culture where many people will report their acquaintances, friends, or family for "subversive" activities. As 1984-ish as domestic initiatives like the one discussed in TFA can look, I don't think that same "turn-in-the-agitator" cultural phenomenon has a strong chance of manifesting itself here.
    61. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by atod · · Score: 1

      Folks, I agree with the replies that this bill may not be enforceable. It probably won't pass either because it conflicts with the Federal Communications Decency Act of 1996 and recent court rulings in favor of Anonymous Bloggers. People have the first Amendment right to post Anonymously, however we must understand the message this bill sends. I suspect many of us that are opposed to such legislation have never had libelous, defamatory or slanderous comments made online about them. I also suspect many Slashdot readers work in the world of Information Technology or Software Engineering. Ask yourself, what would your position be if comments were posted about you and such comments caused your employer to terminate you high salary job? Yes, the very job that lets you read Slashdot all day. What if they were incorrect and placed you in false light? What if such comments prevented you from finding a new job or hurt your community standing? The First Amendment is definitely our right, but there should be an easier means to remove incorrect content and if the party has not acted within the law. At the moment, this is difficult for the average American. They must first determine the website owner. Good luck considering most "whois" domain records are either false or held by a third party. Domains by Proxy shield some and others decide to register a domain in a foreign country but host the site in the USA. Then file a lawsuit for defamation, libel or slander. After that, try to subpoena the posters identity. Even after that, if it's a Blogger, they may be immune because recent rulings have considered them "Service Providers". When all this court work is done, you have a expensive legal bill and also introduced the very material causing damage into public record. Was it worth it? Wait, you can't pay the legal bill because you lost your job. Do individuals have an easy remedy today? I think not.

    62. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by calyphus · · Score: 1

      Just because the cheeseheads of Wisconsin want to be called cheeseheads, doesn't exclude the use of cheesehead as a term of denigration. You cheeseheads want an insult for a nickname, but want the insulting use stopped too? What a cheesehead you are.

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    63. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      How about we pass legislation demanding that the citizenry grow some balls such that we don't let trivial shit like MySpace bullying reduce us, collectively, to simpering idiots.

      Just figured if they would set that up I could whine about being victimized and get a check. May as well get some of my money back.
    64. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by dpninerSLASH · · Score: 1

      The obsession that U.S. Citizens have with The First Amendment is ridiculous. Quit being so fucking paranoid, everyone.

      If you *feel* the *need* to post anonymously to an internet blog you should stop and ask yourself why you don't feel comfortable attributing your real identity with your assertions. Are you ashamed of your position? Is it counter to your public image? Are you posting something impulsively that you may later regret? If you answered yes to any of these questions then perhaps you shouldn't be posting.

      I agree that such a law would be impractical to enforce, but there are latent advantages...

    65. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by smackt4rd · · Score: 1

      We incarcerate more people than china.
      Hmm, maybe that's because china just executes them?
    66. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by curunir · · Score: 1

      True, but with one caveat. The tobacco companies would *love* for marijuana to be legalized (beyond medical uses...regulated like tobacco cigarettes currently are). Think about it...they could bring marijuana cigarettes to market faster and more cheaply than anyone. They've got the factories to package the product and the distribution channels to get the product to retail outlets. They've even got years of research on growing techniques to increase the chemical content of plants, so they could easily produce the "best" product.

      Combine this with all the bad PR and anti-smoking campaigns and a secondary revenue stream is very appealing. So, yes, they're against legalization of all drugs, but for the ones that they're in an ideal position to produce themselves, they support legalization efforts.

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    67. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Anonymity allows people to speak without fear of consequences, like getting thrown in a prison cell for criticising the government. We protect rights to anonymity so that can never happen.

    68. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Soon Chicagoans will be pissed, if they aren't already, due to a recent sales tax increase.

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    69. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      If they raised taxes to cover all costs of Iraq, the War on Drugs, and whatever else, there would be riots in the streets. You need to go back and play some civ, AOE, Empire Earth or sim city. People get PISSED when you raise taxes Well, according to the Laffer Curve, Raising taxes would give us LESS money to pay for things like Iraq, War on Drugs and whatever else. The government has been pulling in record receipts since Bush's tax cuts. Sorry, but raising taxes slows the economy and ends up with less tax revenue.

      My point exactly. The slowing economy and other negative effects (black markets, new administrations being voted in, riots in the streets, etc...) are all a downside of raising taxes. Most of these things would not take place immediately. A tax increase will raise more revenue in the short term, but it will stifle growth and impact the economy over the next several years.
    70. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      I think the location of the servers would matter a lot more legally than the location of the clients. I'd make sure to avoid hosting services located in KY if a law like this passes.

    71. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw Tim Couch go into an airport restroom with ex-Senator Larry Craig. Ban this, Tim.

    72. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Zedekiah · · Score: 1

      dude, I'm an anarchist. Just to put a bit of perspective on things.

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    73. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by chgros · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you look at your link, it says that the point where revenue starts to go down is probably around 80% tax.
      I think we can both agree we're still pretty far from this.

    74. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am Spartacus!"

    75. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Raisey-raison · · Score: 1

      This is an example of the kind of morons that we decide to be legislators. Of course its unenforceable. Its a law that only a pure doofus could have made up. The better question is how is it we elect these people who are so out of reality. This guy reminds me of Jim Inhofe the senior Republican Senator for Oklahoma. Some of his ideas are also shocking. I think we need some kind of standardized test before people get to be legislators.

    76. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      If you look at your link, it says that the point where revenue starts to go down is probably around 80% tax.
      I think we can both agree we're still pretty far from this. The graph on the link is an example. What may be the top of the curve today may not be the top next year. It is always moving to the left, right, up and down, depending on the world's economies.

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    77. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      The important thing, however, is that the tax rate at any given time might be on either side of the peak, and we probably won't ever find out which.

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    78. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Umm.. isn't it "All your bases are belong to us"?

      I wish them luck... they have a snowball's chance in |-|3|_ |_ of getting this passed and even lower odds of enforcing it.

    79. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by aquila.solo · · Score: 1

      Umm.. isn't it "All your bases are belong to us"?
      Umm, no.
    80. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The other problem with the "War on Drugs" is that it has accustomed We The People to a massive breach of our Constitutional rights, most specifically against unwarranted search and *seizure* of private property, even property which has nothing whatever to do with the alleged criminal offense.

      Point being, if it's okay to confiscate ALL OF YOUR PROPERTY over one sort of contraband, such as the seizures of cars, planes, houses, etc. that have happened with the "War on Drugs" -- the concept can be expanded indefinitely, to anything that the gov't wishes to ban. Frex, if sodomy is illegal where you live, and you're Caught Being Gay -- maybe now they decide to take your house. And the "War on Drugs" HAS MADE THAT ACCEPTABLE both as gov't procedure, and in the mind of the larger public.

      Don't think it's happening already? The concept has indeed been expanded -- in Littleton CO, there's a guy whose dogs were seized without a warrant, and after he fought that in court, the city retaliated by initiation the process to condemn (thus confiscate) his HOUSE.

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    81. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to add that you wouldn't be imprisoned for life without trial, but Guantanamo bay is giving me pause for thought. That's likely a special case, after all, it is your current war type thing that's caused that.

      Actually, one might argue that it was the desire for that kind of power that caused the war.

      That's why they made up the WMD thing: saying "we need to attack Iraq so that we can use 'we're at war!' as an excuse to use the constitution to line the hamster cage" wouldn't have gone over so well.

      (Actually, the 26% of the population that are the Bushie True Beleivers probably would have been perfectly happy with it. Heck, if Bush had wanted to sacrifice their firstborn children they probably would have been happy with it, because Bush claims to be Christian and to talk to God, and therefore everything Bush does in his infinite and ineffable wisdom must be inherently good, and anyone who would dare disagree is obviously a filthy traitor and helllspawn. Why do you hate America? And no, I wasn't this bitter or cynical seven years ago. The sentiment was hard won. I was completely shocked at how many people drank Bushe's Kool Aid, and for how long. It completely shattered my faith in this country and it's people. I'm trying to build it back up, but it's hard.)

      A.C. because I'm reluctant to admit with my name attached how bitter and cynical the last seven years have made me. I like to at least pretend to have a more balanced view of things, because I know that this level of bitterness and cynicism are neither healthy nor helpful. We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion. (sigh)

    82. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Henry+Pate · · Score: 1

      This is the movie, it's called "American Drug War: The Last White Hope" it's a good movie.

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    83. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It's not -THE- main flaw, but it's a serious flaw.

      In general, when we choose to enact, or not, new laws, we should weigh the benefits against the drawbacks.

      Being completely unenforcable outside a totalitarian police-state is a serious drawback for a law, it means in practice that only the honest, the ones you'd get no trouble from anyway, will obey it, the rest will ignore it. So, you'll "catch" the innocents and let the "guilty" go free, which is a pretty serious flaw in any law in my opinion.

      This suggested law is completely braindead for aproximately 100 reasons, unenforcability is just one of those, and not really the most serious one.

    84. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by David+Shedlock · · Score: 1

      PPH wrote: That means: someone has to violate the law and then spend years and millions of dollars (occasionally contributed by advocacy organizations) to see the case through the requisite trial and appeals.

      Actually, laws that someone believes violate the constitution can be challenged by writ without waiting to be arrested. Scores of anti-abortion laws have been struck down this way without a single arrest/prosecution being made.

      This is a terrible law, of course, from many standpoints. Not the least of which is that anonymous pamphleteering was one of the main ways the patriots of this country spread their revolutionary thinking. If everything you say must be with your name attached you will not have freedom - when the government gets out of control - who will be willing to speak out against it under the threat of prosecution or persecution.

    85. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by agent420 · · Score: 0

      I'm curious what kind of excessive bullying problem they are experiencing in Kentucky... Is Al Sharpton trolling the kkk sites?

    86. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      I guess you didn't read the article, the law is not against the bullies, it's against the cyber-bullies.
      In modern America, it's perfectly normal to beat up smaller children and steal their money, but it will soon be a crime to write that someone is mean or stupid.

    87. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by hlt32 · · Score: 0

      I would argue there are no fundamental rights.

      Instead, we have priviledges.

      The priviledge of free speech is something we should be thankful for, the priviledge of having privacy in our lives should be appreciated too.

      The fact that the internet by design makes you anonymous should not be abused.

      The point is, abusing the anomymity of the internet to send say, a death threat, in no way makes it ok.

      The problem is that people treat the internet as a juvenile playground.

      Clearly the best solution is to just stop idiots using the internet. ;)

      (I realise this removes 4chan ... oh well.)

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    88. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt, wrong answer. Please go back to your civics class. We definitely have inalienable rights.

      If you are now calling them "priviledges", then the brainwashing has worked successfully.

      Now get into your hovel, slave.

    89. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Well it is "All your base are belong to us" Ok... messed up on the syntax of base but it is kinda right.

    90. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      they have a snowball's chance in |-|3|_ |_ of getting this passed

      Obviously you aren't familiar with the deep South. I'm sure this will pass easily.

      even lower odds of enforcing it.

      That I'll grant you.

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    91. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Obviously you aren't familiar with the deep South. I'm sure this will pass easily.

      Oh yeah... good point... but only problem is that the First Amendment would pretty much blow this out of the water quickly... whether it passes or not. Laws like this have been tried before and none have been very successful in surviving for very long.

      That I'll grant you.

      It'll be even funnier how they are going to figure out how to enforce it.
    92. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Yea, but your argument would to totally wrong inherently, because it's fundamentally untrue. Government only takes away rights, it never gives you any. We're born with every right to do anything we want, including swing our fist past where someone else's face begins, then take what they carry. This used to be common, in fact. By moving to a society with governance and laws, we agree as individuals to give up some of these rights, for the protection offered by other people giving up the same rights, ie, I give up my right to knock you over the head and take your stuff, for the protection of not having to keep looking over my shoulder to see if someone is going to hit ME over the head and take MY stuff. None of our freedoms are PRIVILEGES, and thinking of them that way undermines the entire premise of law. The Bill of Rights doesn't give us privileges, it sets forth a list of things the government can never ever restrict, no matter how good an idea it might seem at the time, without an amendment. Sending a death threat is already restricted, using the internet instead of a letter made with magazine cutouts does not mean we should restrict internet anonymity anymore than the prior example means we should make magazines illegal.

    93. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      I knew someone who was kinda pregnant once...

    94. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      So did I.. was it the same person?

    95. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Endlisnis · · Score: 1

      I think that by passing this law, using Tor would be an accessory to a crime. They would make Tor illegal. So if you used Tor and gave fake contact info, they may not get *you*, but they will get the guy running a Tor client (assuming he's within the jurisdiction).

      This law is far from impossible to implement. It's mearly unreasonable and expensive.

    96. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Kinda the same person, but slightly different.

    97. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by GarryFre · · Score: 1

      NBullies in cyberspace or in school are still bullies. As for the law making it illegal to call someone mean or stupid all I will say is the real problem stems from their attitude. The behavior is only the symptoms.

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    98. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Endlisnis · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing the word "right" with "ability". Just because we have the capacity to do something does not mean it's a right. Rights are dictated by law. No law means no rights. In a situation where there is no law, I have the capacity to speak freely, but nothing protects me from being attacked for doing so. You talk about the right to punch someone in the face. You've got it completely backwards. I have the right to not *be punched* in the face. I'm given that right only after agreeing to not punch anyone else in the face.

    99. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      No, thats just wrong. See, there was a time BEFORE there were laws, when anyone could do anything they wanted. Laws are a social construct. Simple which came first, therefore, laws only take away rights. In the natural state, we all have the right to do the right to do anything we have the ability to do, and in fact, the right to do plenty we probably don't have the ability to do.

    100. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The slowing economy and other negative effects (black markets, new administrations being voted in, riots in the streets, etc...) are all a downside of raising taxes

      Yeah, let's ignore the banks giving all of their money away to unemployed people and going bankrupt while we fight a war paid for 100% by pure inflation causing prices of everything to increase as the suddenly relatively-richer foreigners buy the suddenly relatively-cheaper American food and goods... that has absolutely nothing to do with the slowing economy at all.

      But you and ArcherB keep ranting on about taxes, I'm sure that all of the above is just a tiny blip in the business cycle compared to the income tax.

    101. Re:how about passing laws that have some... by superyooser · · Score: 1
      I'm replying to this post of yours in the story "Israelis Sue Government For Laser Cannons." I can't respond there because I moderated in that discussion (not your posts).

      So, what you are saying is, if someone takes most of your country and forces you into a tiny over crowded part of it, and then they take most of that too

      At this point in the sentence, I had no idea which side you were taking. I think readers of both biases were cheering you on thinking you were sticking up for their side. But then I reread it and saw the word "country," and reasoned that you must have been supporting Israel.

      then they offer you the shitty uninhabitable parts back,

      The depictions of "Palestine" in Arab propaganda don't show any hollowed out areas of undesirable land. They seem to want it all. However, if they think that certain parts of the land are "uninhabitable," I'm sure there are plenty of Jewish "occupiers" who would love to "occupy" this "uninhabitable" land.

      while keeping control of your infrastructure, they are being generous.

      There is only one side that is capable of running an infrastructure. Did you see Gaza after the Jews left town three years ago? The Arabs ran in and ruined it. Who is providing infrastructure for the PA areas now? Israel! Very generously so, even as the Arabs in those areas are deliberately killing Israeli civilians, including children. PA Arabs live each day by the grace and compassion extended to them by the Jewish State. I'm talking electricity, water, hospitals, etc. While thousands of rockets are hitting Israeli towns (well outside "occupied" territory), just last week, the state of Israel sent 392 trucks delivering foodstuffs, medical and other humanitarian supplies through the crossings into Gaza.

      Take a look at the map of Israel and Palestine today, all of that used to be Palestine, now it is almost all Israel, the coat the borders and the airspace are ll controlled by Israel, and this super greedy 100% that you talk about is just 100% of the land taken inside the west bank, how can you honestly say that the Palestinians didn't compromise?

      To set the record straight, all of that land PLUS Jordan PLUS Lebanon PLUS parts of Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Iraq used to be JEWISH land! Receiving that won't happen without the Messiah, but I'm just sayin'...

      Anyway... Since the original state mandate in 1948, Israel has acquired land only in response to beating back Arab nations after those nations had instigated attacks. Even so, it has shown great grace (to its own detriment) and given back a lot of that land. Greedy?

      Please note, there has never been a country called Palestine. This requires a major history lesson, which you may begin here.

      The irony here is very rich. "Palestine" is a historic name with which the PLO chose to identify. They call themselves "Palestinians," which in Hebrew, means essentially "nomads." Wanderers. Migratory people. The "state" of nomads is not to have a state! Look at the Bedouins in Israel. The well-intentioned government built some houses for them, but they refused. Nomads live in tents. They have no nation or homeland.

      Another good tidbit is "Hamas," which means "violence" in Hebrew. The Bible says that God will rid the land of hamas. In Psalm 11:5, God says that He hates those who love hamas. Who would Jesus bomb? Now you know.

      If the Palestinians got what was fair, they would split the entire country 50/50 with equal access to the sea, and air, and equal rights to govern themselves and allow the right of return for Palestinians.

      1. Algerians = Arabs of Algeria
      2. Bahrainis = Arabs of Bahrain
      3. Comorians = Arabs of Comoros
      4. Djiboutians = Arabs of Djibouti
      5. Egyptians = Arabs of Egypt
      6. Ir
  2. What we should ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We should ban stupid politicians. Unfortunately, how do you ban ignorance?

    1. Re:What we should ban... by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Funny

      >We should ban stupid politicians. Unfortunately, how do you ban ignorance?

      In this case, you have other, better educated politicians talk to the stupid ones
      about things like equal protection, or chilling effects on free speech. You know,
      the stuff the ignorance of which has ended the careers of so many other stupid politicians.

      On the other hand, the opinion of a single lawmaker in a state assembly has about the same merit as that of one slashdot poster. They say stupid stuff all the time and nothing comes of it.

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    2. Re:What we should ban... by gearloos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "You Cant Fix Stupid"

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    3. Re:What we should ban... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Funny

      But apparently you can elect them to high office. :-D

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    4. Re:What we should ban... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      In this case, you have other, better educated politicians talk to the stupid ones about things like equal protection, or chilling effects on free speech. You know, the stuff the ignorance of which has ended the careers of so many other stupid politicians.

      I've always wanted to see some kind of system where politicians are required to be sufficiently trained to do their jobs and do them properly. No more lawyers, accountants and other "related" professions becoming politicians - unless they cross train. Just like a doctor can't be a doctor without extensive medical training, it should be required that you need to attend university for 5 years and pass a hellishly hard exam to be a politician.
      The exam would have to be pretty broad reaching, and one can even imagine specialities occurring just as happens with law and medicine.
      The biggest and most important part of this whole idea is that the politicians would NOT be trained to be anything like the current politicians of the world. They would have it drummed in to them that the purpose of government is to serve the people - not the other way around. Hopefully, after 5 years of this, they'd come out and actually be able to effectively do their jobs.

      Or, maybe it wouldn't work and we'd just be wasting more money, but it's probably worth a shot!

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    5. Re:What we should ban... by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      "Hitler gave eugenics a bad name."-Richard Dawkins

      'nough said?

    6. Re:What we should ban... by Canosoup · · Score: 1

      Baseball bats.

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    7. Re:What we should ban... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just realized something even more profound.

      You can't outlaw stupid, because then who would we put into office?!?

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    8. Re:What we should ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banning /b/ would be a good first step though.

  3. *OR* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...they could just install a keystroke logger on both the computers in Eastern Kentucky.

  4. Ahh, the smell of burning karma by illegibledotorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tim Couch, wants to ban anonymous posting on the internet in order to 'cut down on online bullying', which he says has been 'a particular problem in eastern Kentucky.'
    Evidently, both computer owners in Eastern Kentucky are upset at each other.
    1. Re:Ahh, the smell of burning karma by rubycodez · · Score: 1, Funny

      two brothers found out each other were part of the love triangle with mom

    2. Re:Ahh, the smell of burning karma by Tsar · · Score: 1

      Evidently, both computer owners in Eastern Kentucky are upset at each other. Actually there's only one computer owner involved. His too-smart-for-her-own-good wife logs in while he's at the State Legislature and makes fun of his Moon Landing Hoax page.

      His next legislative target is strong encryption, because he's tired of being unable to read her TrueCrypt volume.
  5. be wary /.ers of kentucky by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 1

    now you may not be an anonymous coward for much longer

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    1. Re:be wary /.ers of kentucky by psychodelicacy · · Score: 1

      It's not just that, though, is it? Under this bill you'd have to give /. your contact details, and you'd only be able to post using your real name. So usernames are also out. Posting using anything other than the name on your official documents gets the website a big fine.

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    2. Re:be wary /.ers of kentucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Since it's inevitible that I will have to stop posting Anonymously, I shall divulge my real name and e-mail address(s) now:

      Ihate Stupidpoliticians

      ihatestupidpoliticians01@yahoo.com, ihatestupidpoliticians02@yahoo.com, ihatestupidpoliticians03@yahoo.com, etc.

      And if you feel that I am lying, you may trace my IP address, which is most certainly not a proxy in Ukraine.

  6. Informal Title by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like the Mickey Mouse Act, this bill has the informal title of "Tim Couch's 14 Year Old Daughter Just Clicked on a Goatse Link Bill."

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    1. Re:Informal Title by erlenic · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm willing to bet that the most appropriate title would be the "Tim Couch got his feeling hurt by an online troll Bill".

      He claims that this is to prevent cyber-bullying (I hate that term) in our schools, but he probably wants to get revenge on the owner of kyvotes.org. It's a website that lists all the bills being debated in the legislature, and gives people the ability to comment on those bills. Considering the extreme ignorance of almost all of our legislators, they get ripped pretty badly. Here's the discussion for this bill: http://www.kentuckyvotes.org/2008-HB-775

    2. Re:Informal Title by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Like the Mickey Mouse Act, this bill has the informal title of "Tim Couch's 14 Year Old Daughter Just Clicked on a Goatse Link Bill."
      So, I wonder when we will see her picture on the "first goatse" site!
    3. Re:Informal Title by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I note that out of 19 comments, 13 were posted by "Anonymous Citizens". I find this significant, and not only for the "just to assert my Constitutional rights" reason that a few of the posters cite.

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  7. Well, Of Course! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    Because every message board on the internet is legally subject to whatever state laws this guy can push through... I know /b/ is!

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  8. Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by HohlerMann · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Send your anonymous comments to Rep. Tim Couch using his official form at http://www.lrc.ky.gov/Mailform/H090.htm

    1. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Do I get bonus points if I sign them "Publius"?

    2. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Rep Couch:

      You're a douchebag and your momma dresses you funny.

      Love, Publius

    3. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by BudVVeezer · · Score: 1

      In case you want to put in a reasonable subject line when emailing him, this is House Bill 775.

    4. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And use small words, he was a former University of Kentucky football player: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Couch

    5. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Form Confirmation

      Thank you for submitting the following information:

      prefix: Sir
      First: Freedom
      Last: OfSpeech
      street: 1234 YeahRightCommieBastard Ave
      street2:
      city: Don'tTreadOnMe
      state: KY
      zip: 41542
      subject: anonymous posting online
      email: noway@jose.ky.gov
      phone:
      Submit: Submit Information
      message

      Would the patriots who fought the American Revolution be fined $500 by your proposed law if they handed out anonymous handbills calling King George a moron? If you say no, then how do you justify fining people doing the same in the modern handbill, which is the internet? If you say yes, then you are a moron who will have many handbills calling in a revolution in how votes are cast in your district. I look forward to your forward retraction of your proposed law.

    6. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      I simply put anonymous in every text field that would hold it, and 00000 for the zip code... I posted anonymously :) And I chided him for not validating his form fields :) tisk tisk.

    7. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by kericr · · Score: 1

      I love things like this. One way or another, Rep. Couch will be learning a very valuable lesson about being stupid (not ignorant mind you, because the idea of this law is patently stupid) on the internets.

    8. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      he was a former University of Kentucky football player

      Oh, it's worse than that. He still is a former University of Kentucky football player!

    9. Re:Anonymously post your comments to Rep. Couch by abirdman · · Score: 1
      Part of my comments to the Representative from KY:

      ...Go to nearly any news site (e.g. New York Times, Washington Post, the TV networks) and you will find a comments section after almost every article. Many, many websites, most blogs, and many others allow quick, ad hoc comments and interactions among readers-- tech sites, instructional sites, hobby sites, social sites, health sites. This represents a vibrant and diverse "community of communities." They (the site owners or their service providers) should not be forced to adopt a policy of identifying everyone who is allowed to post-- they'll just disallow posting. That's not a good outcome, Mr. Couch. Please educate yourself on this.

      For every nasty, bullying, and calumnious comment on the internet there are thousands or millions which are thoughtful, helpful, supportive, funny, and promoting of good social values in general. Please note, I have identified myself in this email. I could just as easily have posted a false name and address. I don't choose to. Please think about this.

      Respectfully,
      (my real name)
      Of course, his crappy software had no preview, and swallowed all the line breaks, but at least he got all the text. I have my doubts whether he'll heed (or can even read) the words. *sigh*
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  9. Please... by SameBrian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're getting bullied online by anonymous people and taking it seriously, then your parents messed up big time somewhere along the way. I grew up with the internet, and was constantly harassed by anonymous idiots. I just knew better than to take them seriously, since they are SOME IDIOT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!1!!1!!!!lim(x->0)[sin(x)/x]. I'm getting really sick and tired of parents trying to use the legal system to protect their kids. The idea is that the legal system protects kids from things they don't understand. I'm pretty sure that the average child understands that some anonymous person on the internet cannot harm them and that they are probably just some other stupid kid. I wish parents would start actually raising their kids. My parents did a great job, and it was their first time.

    1. Re:Please... by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Remember, these are the type of people that think hackers can see them through the monitor. They also think that everybody on the Internet that they don't know personally is a hacker.

    2. Re:Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know I'm not. Also, I'm a 14 year old girl, with big boobs. Who likes Anime.

    3. Re:Please... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      My parents did a great job, and it was their first time First time raising a kid?
    4. Re:Please... by Arccot · · Score: 0

      If you're getting bullied online by anonymous people and taking it seriously, then your parents messed up big time somewhere along the way. I grew up with the internet, and was constantly harassed by anonymous idiots. I just knew better than to take them seriously, since they are SOME IDIOT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!1!!1!!!!lim(x->0)[sin(x)/x]. I'm getting really sick and tired of parents trying to use the legal system to protect their kids. The idea is that the legal system protects kids from things they don't understand. I'm pretty sure that the average child understands that some anonymous person on the internet cannot harm them and that they are probably just some other stupid kid. I wish parents would start actually raising their kids. My parents did a great job, and it was their first time. A completely anonymous bully isn't the kind most children are concerned with. The worst kind is the group of bullies who know the child, but are hiding behind anonymity. The kind who issue veiled threats and constant insults outside of school. The kind who understand what this particular child is afraid of, who their friends are, and where they are most vulnerable.

      You have absolutely no idea how scary it is to be unable to even face your tormentors, because you don't know who they are. What is a child supposed to do about that? And just as importantly, what is a parent supposed to do about that? The police can't help, since there's no actual assault. The school can't help, because they don't know who to punish.

      Until you've seen how it occurs, you have no idea how bad the situation can be. Comparing it to Internet flaming is insulting to the victims and the parents.

      Removing anonymity is obviously not the solution, but someone needs to come up with something.
    5. Re:Please... by jdgeorge · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm getting really sick and tired of parents trying to use the legal system to protect their kids.

      Heaven forbid the legal system should be used to enforce the laws when the victims are kids.

      The idea is that the legal system protects kids from things they don't understand.

      No, the idea is that the legal system protects people from other people who do illegal things, like attacking them physically, stealing their possessions, and threatening to do either of those things. If these things happen to an adult, it is a crime. If these things happen to a child, it is also a crime.

      I'm pretty sure that the average child understands that some anonymous person on the internet cannot harm them and that they are probably just some other stupid kid. I wish parents would start actually raising their kids. My parents did a great job, and it was their first time.

      Anonymous people on the internet are not just electronic fabrications, they are physical people. They are as capable of committing crimes as non-anonymous people. The presumption that because people post threats or perform their harassment electronically and anonymously does not make the crimes less real.

      Would you assert that because identity theft is performed anonymously and via the internet, it isn't a real problem? I would not.

      Would you assert that children are not entitled to the full protection of the law? I most certainly would not.

    6. Re:Please... by zehaeva · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point you to Rule 15 of the internet. Thanks For Playing ^_^

    7. Re:Please... by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Educate the child to BE anonymous If they are anonymous online noone can hurt them there.

    8. Re:Please... by psychodelicacy · · Score: 1

      You're right, this kind of bullying is awful and very harmful. In the days before internet, I used to have various school"friends" ring up my house - once, for example, they impersonated my headteacher, and asked to talk to my parents because I'd done something bad. Sounds stupid, I know, but I was a kid and I believed them and it was really distressing.

      There's an obvious answer to this, of course - don't let your kids pick up the phone. Answer it first (since it's just as likely to be a call for you anyway) and pass it on to them if it's a genuine call for them. Similarly, online, keep control over what your kids are doing. Allow them to specify trusted email addresses to receive mail from - anything that isn't "trusted", you get to read first. Block sites where their bullies write posts.

      Parents need to realise that the internet is not simply a tool. The internet is like the real world. If you wouldn't let your kid out into the real world without knowing where they are and what they'll be doing, then don't let them on the internet without some controls either. When they're old enough to go out on their own without parental checks, then they're old enough to use the internet alone too.

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    9. Re:Please... by pipatron · · Score: 1

      They have to be seriously bright kids to be able to post things completely anonymously, hiding all their tracks. The scenario you speak of is just the modern equivalent of writing insults on the locker, cutting up the saddle on the bike etc.

      Nothing new here, please move along.

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    10. Re:Please... by szrachen · · Score: 1

      Wow... I just gotta say nice variation on the 1337 exclamation points.

    11. Re:Please... by 87C751 · · Score: 1

      No, the idea is that the legal system protects people from other people who do illegal things, like attacking them physically, stealing their possessions, and threatening to do either of those things.

      -1: Part of the problem.

      The legal system protects nothing. It provides a structure for redress and punishment, but a law cannot prevent an act by a human being. It is only words. The system of law enforcement might be preventative, but it's primarily reactive.

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    12. Re:Please... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just semantics? It's preventative through the threat of punishment.

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    13. Re:Please... by Arccot · · Score: 1

      They have to be seriously bright kids to be able to post things completely anonymously, hiding all their tracks. The scenario you speak of is just the modern equivalent of writing insults on the locker, cutting up the saddle on the bike etc.

      Nothing new here, please move along.

      You've never been in a modern junior high computer class, have you? One kid figures out how to use proxy servers to get around the computer lab's blocking software, word on how to do it gets passed around, and you have every kid that wants to learn using proxies and contributing to the group's knowledge.

      It's difficult to be anonymous to the police. It doesn't take much to set up a Hotmail address to block an individual from finding out who you are.

      Try tracing someone based on a comment they made in a blog. How far do you get? Do you think Gmail, an ISP, or a blog is going to reveal information about a poster to anyone who asks?
    14. Re:Please... by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      "SOME IDIOT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!1!!1!!!!lim(x->0)[sin(x)/x]."

      - Kudos.

    15. Re:Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass.

    16. Re:Please... by 87C751 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just semantics? It's preventative through the threat of punishment.

      In a sense, yes, it's semantics. But there's that whole 'Something Must Be Done' crowd out there, and to them, The Law Is The Protection. Meanwhile, for those predisposed to such things, the preventative is that threat of punishment, modulo the chances of getting caught, and modulo the chance of a successful prosecution. With those two reducing factors in play, it almost guarantees attempts to break this law will occur, and some fraction of those attempts will succeed in spite of the threat of punishment. Ergo, The Law doesn't prevent anything. But you sure hear a lot of people speak as though it did.
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    17. Re:Please... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      It doesn't prevent every occurrence of something, but it prevents some occurrences.

      I do think this law in particular is despicable, but to claim the law doesn't modify behavior at all seems disingenuous.

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    18. Re:Please... by SameBrian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, along with their first time being adults. The point was that my parents took me aside and taught me the morality and significance of various things when I was young, so that as I grew up I could decide for myself what was moral and worthwhile. Because of that I was able to see through online bullies as the people they truly are: nobodies.

    19. Re:Please... by SameBrian · · Score: 1

      I see your point.

    20. Re:Please... by SameBrian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think I was still a little sleepy and bad-mooded when I posted the above. I do think that infringing on people's rights is not a solution to this problem, but I also agree that I don't know what it's like to be that bullied kid.

    21. Re:Please... by MoonlightSeraphim · · Score: 1

      How do you know I'm not. Also, I'm a 14 year old girl, with big boobs. Who likes Anime. perfect. Now when you going to be 17 give me a call and I'll bring you a Mickey Mouse cake as a present... but really, if I know your real name, it just gives me much more ways to 'bully' you, and not necessarily online only
    22. Re:Please... by TurinPT · · Score: 1

      14 year old girls with big boobs who like anime? on my internets? more likely than you think.

    23. Re:Please... by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      What about when these anonymous people know your real identity and threaten to act against you in real life? Is it overreacting to take it seriously then? Would it make you nervous if they included pictures of you going about your daily routine? How about if they edited in crosshairs centered on you? Are you sure they were edited in? Maybe you wouldn't believe someone is actually serious about doing you bodily harm; would the same pictures of your cat or something else you care about make you worry?

      Yes, it was very wise of you to ignore random idiots yelling "You suck!" in forums when you were little. But, please, don't assume that's what online bullying is all about.

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    24. Re:Please... by SameBrian · · Score: 1

      You know, 5:01PM was a long time after I recanted my argument to 3 other people. Way to go buddy.

    25. Re:Please... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1
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    26. Re:Please... by SameBrian · · Score: 1

      Well okay then. Go right ahead and sass me.

  10. OK, Arrest me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just figure out who I am so you can find me.

    1. Re:OK, Arrest me by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Given their history, I'm sure the local ISP will be more than happy to turn you over.

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    2. Re:OK, Arrest me by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Warning: Bill Stickers, you have a warrant out for your arrest and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible. :)

  11. Just wait `til I get by milatchi · · Score: 0

    Just wait `til I get my hands on him. I'll teach him not to mess with anonymous people on teh internets.

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  12. antagonistic by mugnyte · · Score: 1


      there's really no purpose in discussing this - its simply fodder for humor.

      with that said, methinks said politician would be quite chagrined to have his doings on TEH INTERWEBS completely revealed to the world.

      any takers?

    1. Re:antagonistic by tristian_was_here · · Score: 1

      Your just a bully I demand your Name and E-mail address so I can sue you and send you nice things about R0l£xes and V14gra.

  13. Not A Solution by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you don't want to be bullied online, stay offline.

    And if you think any country's laws - including the USA's - can regulate the world-wide Internet, you're dreaming. All this law would accomplish is to cause the creation of anonymous blogging centers in countries with stricter privacy laws.

    And by the way, hasn't the Supreme Court already said that you have a right to be anonymous online?

    The only people who would benefit from this are the individuals, corporations, and politicians seeking to quash dissent by outing, and then suing, those who post unflattering comments, no matter how truthful. And those aren't the people I want to be helping out.

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    1. Re:Not A Solution by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      If you don't want to be bullied online, stay offline.

      Likewise, if you don't want to be bullied at school, don't go to school.

    2. Re:Not A Solution by mpe · · Score: 1

      The only people who would benefit from this are the individuals, corporations, and politicians seeking to quash dissent by outing, and then suing, those who post unflattering comments, no matter how truthful.

      It could well be "especially those which are truthful". The untrue ones might be fairly easy to debunk.
      Ironically the result of this can be to encourage bullying.

    3. Re:Not A Solution by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      And if you think any country's laws - including the USA's - can regulate the world-wide Internet, you're dreaming. All this law would accomplish is to cause the creation of anonymous blogging centers in countries with stricter privacy laws. Except this isn't the United States' law, it's a state representative in Kentucky. You don't have to leave the country, just the state. Of course, I don't see Kentucky being a major location for site hosting.
  14. So if I write that Tim Couch is a dim bulb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ... am I breaking the law yet?

  15. His name is what? by PontifexMaximus · · Score: 1

    Tim Couch? You mean like the crappy NFL quarterback? It's not the same guy (I HAD to check), but seriously, he's offering this bill so people will stop crapping on his name. I mean really. If his name was Michael Jordan, he wouldn't submit this legislation.

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  16. Ummm... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't SCOTUS already rule that anonymous speech is protected?

    Ah yes, here we go: http://www.eff.org/issues/anonymity

    Yet another law just waiting to be struck down, and it took five seconds on Google to demonstrate why.

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    1. Re:Ummm... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't SCOTUS already rule that anonymous speech is protected? Ah yes, here we go: http://www.eff.org/issues/anonymity. Yet another law just waiting to be struck down, and it took five seconds on Google to demonstrate why.

      Ah, so SCOTUS decisions are written in stone, are they? If that were true, we would still be counting African-Americans as 3/5 of a person. Courts change, attitudes change, decisions that seemed immutable get overturned or reversed or gutted. Don't think it can't happen. If a liberal or centrist justice dies, and Bush gets one more appointment, we may have a Court that will one day declare the Constitution itself "unconstitutional..."

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    2. Re:Ummm... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You don't expect a legislator to:

      1. Actually know anything about the law
      2. Have any common sense
      3. Miss an opportunity to be an asshole if he thinks it will get him votes

      I think legislators should be fined for every law they propose that is obviously in violation of the Constitution, but then again that doesn't stop these crummy laws (e.g., McCain-Feingold) from being passed anyway.

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    3. Re:Ummm... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Of course it would be struck down because it's stupid. You know that, I know that, and he probably knows that. He also knows that by proposing this stupid law he can go tell his stupid constituents "look at this great law I tried to get put in place to make your children safer!" and when it gets struck down he'll say "look at all these horrible liberal activist judges who are trying to make your children less safe! I think someone should do something about it, and I'm willing to be that person!" This is campaign-advertising-by-alternate-means: a free (to him) way to get his name in papers, associated with something that sounds, to stupid people, vaguely appealing. This is, in other words, advertising.

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    4. Re:Ummm... by Spasemunki · · Score: 2, Informative

      The 3/5ths compromise wasn't a Supreme Court decision, it was made at the Philadelphia Constitutional convention. And while SC decisions can be revisited, the court is very, very wary of overturning earlier decisions without a very big change in the culture; the justices are on the whole a very conservative body, and are typically unwilling to directory contradict the reasoning of an earlier justice unless there is either a marked flaw in the decision (as in logical fallacy) or there's been a big change in the country (Plessy v. Vergusson vs. Brown v. BOE). Since the privacy decision that the EFF cites was made in 1995, the odds of the Supremes (much less the Four Tops, or the Shirelles) revisiting the decision seems very slim. Particularly over some goofy law that (I believe) an ex-University of Kentucky quarter back made up on his weekend off because people were calling him names on the intertubes,

    5. Re:Ummm... by jared9900 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so SCOTUS decisions are written in stone, are they? If that were true, we would still be counting African-Americans as 3/5 of a person. Courts change, attitudes change, decisions that seemed immutable get overturned or reversed or gutted. Don't think it can't happen. If a liberal or centrist justice dies, and Bush gets one more appointment, we may have a Court that will one day declare the Constitution itself "unconstitutional..."

      I suggest you read up on the US Constitution before making comments regarding it. Slaves were counted as three fifths of a person under Article I Section 2 of the US Constitution. All free persons, and those bound to serve others for some limited time (indentured servants) are counted as whole persons for purposes of distributing the members of the House of Representatives and Electoral College. This means even freed slaves counted as 1 person rather than 3/5.

      Second, please use the correct terms. Again, freed slaves and anyone else of African descent who had come to the US in some other capacity than as a slave were counted as whole persons, although they were generally excluded from participating in elections until the 14th amendment (and for women the 19th).

      Third, this was not overturned by the courts. The 14th amendment changed things so that ALL citizens (excluding Indians not taxed) were counted as whole persons.
  17. Hmmm ... by md_barry · · Score: 1

    he couldn't play football for a damn either ...

    1. Re:Hmmm ... by qortra · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, you really picked the wrong forum to make that joke.

  18. In protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's all post as AC to this subject!

    1. Re:In protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a plan.

    2. Re:In protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are Anonymous.
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      We do not forget.
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  19. Won't pass by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bills like this don't get anywhere in America. Unless he can come up with some religious reason to deny anonymous postings, there won't be any support from his constituency. You start messing with the first or second amendment in Kentucky and it's going to be an uphill battle.

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    1. Re:Won't pass by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      This is Kentucky we're talking about. Of course he can find some "religious reason" to deny anonymous postings!

    2. Re:Won't pass by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind this ALREADY PASSED as it applies to registered sex offenders, in many states.

      And yet again, they use the pervs as the fine point of the wedge to meddle in our freedoms.

      If I recall, THAT law was met with cheering and parties... despite the fact it does NOTHING to protect ANYONE because it's patently impossible to enforce, therefore... it's ONLY PURPOSE is to make people buy into the erosion of freedoms for insert noble purpose here

      SI

    3. Re:Won't pass by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      The State just wants to protect us from Communists^H^H^H^H Drug Dealers^H^H^H^H Perverts^H^H^H^H Terrorists.

      A great way to wrestle control of the government from the people is to scare them into thinking they are in danger unless they let you save them. I suggest that Terrorists register with the government. In addition if they plan to blow up any buildings they should file a form 27B-Stroke-6 with their local magistrate before proceeding. They do not need to worry about being stopped, by the time the government is done with the red tape they will have successfully completed their suicide bombing. But we must have this done in an orderly fashion with all the proper approvals from the proper officials.

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  20. Awww geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey why doesn't Tim Couch just shut up and give me his lunch money already? Sheesh.

  21. Wait a second!! by downix · · Score: 1

    How in the world can I claim "First Post" otherwise?

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  22. Why stop there? by ryanisflyboy · · Score: 1

    Hey Tim Couch,

    Why not try to pass other non-enforcable laws too. Try these ones on:

    "Tim Couch bans gravity in the state of Kentucky."
    "Tim Couch raises speed limit for light."
    "Tim Couch bans beer in all counties."
    "Tim Couch raises smoking age from 18 to 64."

    Why don't you actually pass a useful law that helps to reduce racisim, which is rampant in your state and is the core issue around much of the 'bullying' problem?

    1. Re:Why stop there? by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      What kind of a law can reduce racism? I was under the impression that you could not legislate thoughts... If people are racist, laws sure as hell wont change it. How about we trying changing society to reduce racism instead of changing the government?

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    2. Re:Why stop there? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Let's add to this, Hillary Clinton legislating that you would have to purchase health insurance.

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    3. Re:Why stop there? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      "Tim Couch sets the value of pi to 3.2 in the state of Kentucky"

      Well, it almost worked for Indiana.

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    4. Re:Why stop there? by faloi · · Score: 1

      If he wanted to stamp out racism, he'd be better served leaning on his counterparts in California, Massachusetts, New York and New Jersey. Or any of the other 22 states that ranked higher in race motivated hate crime offense per the FBI. Or at least he'd be better served if he thought he could regulate thought.

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    5. Re:Why stop there? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      You could have anti hate crime laws so that assaults against a person of another race are given longer sentencing. Never mind that you could never tell if the guy was assaulted because he happened to be a different race, or if it was just coincidence.

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    6. Re:Why stop there? by gonzo67 · · Score: 1

      Hmm..please note the reporting of Hate criems to the FBI is voluntary, and if you did a little more research, you would find those other states' police departments report them to the FBI more than states like KY do. Usually to avoid being seen as a location with a lot of racism...but it usually means more people think they cover it up more often.

    7. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of a law can reduce racism? I was under the impression that you could not legislate thoughts... If people are racist, laws sure as hell wont change it.

      However you can create laws which increase racism. e.g. "affirmative action" which mandates that everyone think in racist terms.

    8. Re:Why stop there? by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe Mit Romney already did that to us in Massachusetts

      Basically, if you don't buy insurance, they fine you... GET ME OUTTA THIS STATE... AND DON'T DO IT TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY



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    9. Re:Why stop there? by genericpoweruser · · Score: 1

      And never mind that that, in itself, is racism. Egalitarianism doesn't state that minorities deserve more rights than anyone else...

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  23. Cut down on bullying.. by StarfishOne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    like in real life where most bullies know their names of their victims. No one is bullied in real life as we all know! No one is being bullied even though teachers and parents are fully aware of it!

    So let's find some thing (internet) to yell about because you don't like it (because you cannot control it)

  24. Yeah, what's "real"? by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    Uh yeah real "name" and real "email" address. Apparently doesn't know anything about Mailinator or BugMeNot...

  25. Great Idea! by Tim+Couch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because nobody would ever think of giving false information when they register, right?
    - "Tim"

  26. Yes to govt. regulation by homer_s · · Score: 1

    We absolutely need govt. regulation for websites. Greedy private companies, looking out only for their own profit will do nothing to stop problems such as online bullying, adult content targeted toward children, spam, etc.

    It is a loony libertarian idea to say that private individuals and companies, left to themselves will sort it out.

    1. Re:Yes to govt. regulation by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read Lord of the Flies? Everybody knows that, when left to their own devices, good people will always be nearly wiped out by ugly red-headed children. A person can be good, but people are dicks. Maybe evolution will spawn a conscience mutation soon.

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    2. Re:Yes to govt. regulation by computerman413 · · Score: 1

      I'm red-headed, a good person, and was a child once, you insensitive clod!

  27. Re:Fscking no-nothing inbred hicks by graveyhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ooh, flamebait, fun! It's Monday after the clock change, so I'll entertain myself while my brain awakes.

    First of all, you spelled "know" incorrectly.

    Secondly, where did anyone mention religion? I must've missed that.

    Thirdly, do you have to use profanity? I mean I just sent Rep. ClueStick an email on his form, and was perfectly polite in telling him where to stick his bill :-P

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  28. Can't stop me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See.

  29. The easy way out by free+space · · Score: 1

    So instead of trying to analyze the problem of cyber-bullying and trying to find a real solution, this guy wants to prevent a completely normal, and often useful, activity.

    How did this guy become a lawmaker? Law is all about balancing rights of many segments of society (sometimes conflicting). You can't just pass a law to help a certain segment while instantly treading on the rights of everyone else. Or perhaps he thinks being anonymous online is "no big deal" unless you're a bully or something.

  30. Re:How by cyclopropene · · Score: 2, Informative

    Obvious comment: How do you fine someone you can't identify? By reading the article?

    If the bill becomes law, the website operator would have to pay if someone was allowed to post anonymously on their site. The fine would be five-hundred dollars for a first offense and one-thousand dollars for each offense after that.
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  31. It's not you he wants... by michaelwigle · · Score: 2, Informative
    That's just another twist in this proposed law.

    If the bill becomes law, the website operator would have to pay if someone was allowed to post anonymously on their site. The fine would be five-hundred dollars for a first offense and one-thousand dollars for each offense after that. It's the site operators he's going after. Here's hoping /. has a big slush fund. Or will we just not be allowed to post AC anymore? I wish writing and trying to pass unenforcable, not to mention unconstitutional, laws wasn't a pass-time activity for some of our elected officials.
    1. Re:It's not you he wants... by Lockejaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure the result would really just be to drive a lot of web hosts out of Kentucky.

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    2. Re:It's not you he wants... by s.bots · · Score: 1

      And what if the website isn't based in Kentucky (if this is a state-wide law) or outside the United States (if this is federal)? Should a webmaster have to research and obey all laws in all jurisdictions where someone could potentially visit their site? This just seems to be a little on the ridiculous side. If this bill passes and becomes an issue for webmasters, there will be a huge potential for outsourcing sites that value internet anonymity.

    3. Re:It's not you he wants... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      There are web hosts in Kentucky?

    4. Re:It's not you he wants... by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Colonel Sander's blog?

  32. Yes! Please do this! by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    I think it's a great idea, the US can fuck up the internet on their side as much as possible, then all us Europeans can make more money from the increase in US users to our websites.

  33. Fine for anonymous user by cpbrown · · Score: 1

    His bill would require posters to register with their real names and e-mail addresses under threat of fines. So how exactly do they intend to prosecute anonymous persons?
    1. Re:Fine for anonymous user by querist · · Score: 1

      They'll contact the RIAA for advice on that one. They seem to be allowed to file myriad "v John Doe" legal actions.

    2. Re:Fine for anonymous user by cjjjer · · Score: 1

      Anonymously of course...

    3. Re:Fine for anonymous user by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Easy, they won't. This would be a mandate of web sites like /. and not up to the individual user. I've thought about this for a while, and I've decided to approach my response in a different light. In other words, I'm going to play Devil's advocate. Everyone wants to call this a free speech issue, and in a way, it is. In other ways, it's not. You're still free to say what you want, but you're held to a higher standard. You can no longer simply troll message boards because you have established an online identity on that message board. And really, I don't think free speech is uninhibited. Sure, you're able to say whatever you want, but just like your actions, you're still responsible. This could be a good thing or a bad thing.

    4. Re:Fine for anonymous user by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The writeup is misleading. It would be up to the website operator to ensure that they know who their users are. If they allow anonymous posting they will be fined. This only applies to websites operated out of Kentucky. That would be approximately non of them after this law gets passed.

  34. Yay for KY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And people wonder why every time we hear someone with a southern twang, we automatically assume he's dumb as a post?

    All right, I'll grant rural PA honorary southerner status for this one.

    I'll post this one anonymously just for grins.

  35. WTF happened to anonimity? by RobBebop · · Score: 1

    Next, they will attempt to ban attempts to disguise your identity in public by wearing masks.

    Posting disparaging comments online is analogous to meeting in a library and making disparaging comments. The latter is protected by the Bill of Rights under the Freedom of Assembly. The former should be protected by the same bill.

    And besides... anonymous posts online can technically be traced back to an IP address and that can be traced to a specific computer with a specific location and knowing the time can aid you to determine a specific person. Thus, the notion that anonymous cowards are truly anonymous is flawed. So if somebody posts something truly, then the coward can be traced and identified so criminal charges can be pressed.

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    1. Re:WTF happened to anonimity? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I remember when somebody robbed a jewelry store where I live. They charged them with wearing a disguise while committing a crime, along with a bunch of other things. So, indeed, under certain circumstances, it is illegal to hide your identity.

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    2. Re:WTF happened to anonimity? by Jestrzcap · · Score: 1

      I thought everyone on slashdot uses TOR...

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    3. Re:WTF happened to anonimity? by RobBebop · · Score: 1
      Banning services that let people browse through an anonymous/encrypted proxy server that is harder (impossible?) to trace would be a different fight. I think the focus of the litigation is to require people to post there real information whenever they slander other people's MySpaces. I doubt those people are using the advanced techniques to truly make themselves anonymous.

      Also, as somebody who doesn't think of internet browsing as something that I should go out of my way to protect, I don't use TOR.

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    4. Re:WTF happened to anonimity? by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      And besides... anonymous posts online can technically be traced back to an IP address and that can be traced to a specific computer with a specific location and knowing the time can aid you to determine a specific person. Thus, the notion that anonymous cowards are truly anonymous is flawed. So if somebody posts something truly, then the coward can be traced and identified so criminal charges can be pressed.

      And how long have you been working for the RIAA?

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    5. Re:WTF happened to anonimity? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Posting disparaging comments online is analogous to meeting in a library and making disparaging comments. The latter is protected by the Bill of Rights under the Freedom of Assembly. The former should be protected by the same bill.

      Also it may well be possible for someone to attend a public meeting and make all sorts of comments without identifying oneself. Indeed censoring anonyomous speakers might be considered a form of argumentum ad hominem.

      And besides... anonymous posts online can technically be traced back to an IP address and that can be traced to a specific computer with a specific location and knowing the time can aid you to determine a specific person. Thus, the notion that anonymous cowards are truly anonymous is flawed. So if somebody posts something truly, then the coward can be traced and identified so criminal charges can be pressed.

      At least in theory. The entertainments industry appears to be finding out the hard way that it isn't always easy in practice.

    6. Re:WTF happened to anonimity? by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      "Next, they will attempt to ban attempts to disguise your identity in public by wearing masks" Great, there goes Halloween.

  36. Good Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us know how that turns out. For every control you try to put in place a hundred different holes will be found.

  37. Let them pass it... by DigitalisAkujin · · Score: 1

    and then watch the bill burn in a flame of un-enforceability. We can join with our 4chan brethren, sing cumbaya around the fire, and make marshmallows. :)

    Pedobear not allowed. I don't want the FBI Party van showing up. Those damn bastards have no sense of fun...... I tried to spark a joint and the bastards tried to arrest me!

  38. Anonymous response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just in case this gets passed, I am going to take advantage of the anonymous coward option a bit more now on Slashdot. I want to feel that I got my fair use's worth. This doesn't mean I am going to post anything insightful or funny, but I have to get my money's worth, though I am not how you get your money's worth of something that is free - oh, well.

    If this ever gets passed /. needs to mourn this by making every comment on that day an anonymous one :)

    1. Re:Anonymous response by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Just in case this gets passed, I am going to take advantage of the anonymous coward option a bit more now on Slashdot. I want to feel that I got my fair use's worth. This doesn't mean I am going to post anything insightful or funny, but I have to get my money's worth, though I am not how you get your money's worth of something that is free - oh, well.

      Well look on the bright side, if you ever go on holiday outside of the states then you will be free to post anonymously to your hearts content.

      If this ever gets passed /. needs to mourn this by making every comment on that day an anonymous one :)

      Hmm, that seems to be incompatible with Karma whoring. You do realise this is likely to cause Karma whores to go mad.

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  39. Re:Stupid fucking redneck retard assholes by j_166 · · Score: 1

    "Your stupid arrogant little piddly-ass dumb-fuck laws in KENTUCKY have no bearing on me in Canada."

    Then why are you so upset about it?

  40. Jurisdiction by Woundweavr · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to explain to me how I, a resident of Massachusetts, am subject to the laws of Kentucky? Forget whether anonymity is generally protected by the 1st Amendment (which I believe it is according to the SCOTUS and common sense), simple lack of jurisdiction makes this fail.

    Even if the law was framed as a requirement by Kentucky website "operators", if the operator is also anonymous, how do you prove he's a Kentucky resident (and thus subject to this law)?

  41. o rly? by chiefbutz · · Score: 0

    Is this some how manages to pass, good luck getting everyone to follow it. No one will. This is just another stupid senator, trying to do stupid things to try and get more votes.

  42. Let's see if I have this straight by taustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We need to ban anonymous posting to the internet because bullies who post anonymously are hard to track down.

    So we'll make them register their names and email addresses with the state.

    But they can get literally thousands of email address, for free, from services that aren't subject to our state's (or even country's) laws, and there is no mechanism even possible to police what email address or name they actually use, so they can continue to post anonymously.

    And even though we can't track down anonymouse cyber bullies now, we'll be able to later, when they're not using the name or email address they registered with the state.

    In addition to having no effect whatsoever, we will give them a legal defense of "Well, that's not my name or email adress! I registered those with the state, just like the law requires, so how could it be me?"

    This doesn't even look like an attempt to "do something." In fact, it looks more like an attempt to protect bullies than punish them.

    1. Re:Let's see if I have this straight by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      This exact restriction already applies to registered sex offenders in many states.

      Since it IS impossible to enforce, I can't see any purpose to it other than "security theater" (handwavium) or using it as the "case study" from which to base broader restrictions on everyone.

      After all, people met those anti-offender online anonymity laws with cheering and parties... they can't be all bad, right?

  43. Whatever will happen to 4chan? by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

    Probably something like this: Hai, guise, I've just registered here! >Newfag >Newfag >Newfag is new >Lurk moar

  44. Unprecedented! by kahei · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That's as ridiculous as banning an article of clothing that can be used to disguise identity! It could never happen! THE VERY THOUGHT IS PREPOSTEROUS!!

    Then again, as far as the hoodie ban goes, anything that even makes an attempt at reclaiming the UK's streets is welcome, whatever the free-speech implications.

    Bullying on the internet, however, can be addressed more effectively by simply rotating 180 degrees until one's face is no longer pointing toward the screen. Further measures may include going out, getting some fresh air, and finding a nice hobby.

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  45. Yes by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A law that isn't enforceable is totally pointless. If it is a legit, enforceable law, then you can debate if it is a good one or not, but an unenforceable law is just the height of stupidity and a waste of time. I mean we could pass a law saying the sun needs to be cooler, but there is fuck all we can do to make that happen, so it would be a waste of time.

    I'm not saying I agree with laws that are restricting speech, but at least if it was a law that was enforceable then there could be a point to it. You could debate if it was a good idea or not, if the tradeoff was worth it. Here, it is just a fucking waste of time since regardless of any merits, it just won't work.

    1. Re:Yes by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "A law that isn't enforceable is totally pointless"

      Not entirely. You're assuming the intent is to actually enforce law. Many such laws are passed everyday and are designed simply to foster a sense of accomplishment and augment power. Most are then marketed as necessary "for the safety of our children." When election time comes guess who the vast unwashed are going to vote for?

    2. Re:Yes by jc42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A law that isn't enforceable is totally pointless.

      That's not true at all. Such laws are used all the time. They come in very handy if there's someone you want to harrass. Hold them in jail for a day or three, then say "Sorry, it looks like we can't actually try you in this jurisdiction for violating that law. Have a nice day", and escort them out to the street. Where they're promptly arrested again, if the local authorities so wish.

      The common term is "nuisance law", and they're almost universal. It's very difficult to get a law annulled unless someone is actually charged and tried for violating it.

      A similar principle applies to "violating a suspect's rights". In a town where I once lived, there was a protest in which a lot of people were arrested and held in the town jail overnight. They were denied any communication, not even the standard "one call to your lawyer". The next day they were all released. The explanation was simple: The local authorities didn't want to take anyone to court; that would have been a huge political (and probably legal) disaster for them. Since the arrestees rights had been violated, the police couldn't be forced by local officials to press charges. As for the arrestees pressing charges, the police's response was simple: "Who are you? We have no record that you've ever been in this town before. Can you prove you were here and were arrested?"

      I knew a bunch of people who learned a valuable lesson that day about how the legal system actually works. (I was just an onlooker, but I knew a number of the people involved. If asked, I could have testified that they'd been in town that day, but I couldn't testify that I'd personally seen any of them arrested. ;-)

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    3. Re:Yes by element-o.p. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, but when you pass unenforceable laws, you tend to devalue laws in general.

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    4. Re:Yes by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      I think there was an article about this sort of thing a few months ago. Apparently St. Louis wanted to make a law about rowdiness in bars, which, of course, is totally absurd. But the police chief almost blatantly admitted that the purpose is to have some basis on which to arrest people who cause a problem. Obviously, they wouldn't care about rowdiness in bars in most cases, but if there is a particular situation that causes a problem, they can selectively enforce it in that instance.

      That's not to say I agree with it, but that's the reasoning behind it.

    5. Re:Yes by rstultz · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      Also, the legislator in question, has in local interviews said he doesn't think it'll pass or that it necessarily should pass. He said a bunch of people in his district brought it up to him, because they think it is a problem. So he wrote the bill, so that there can be debate. While I agree the idea is ridiculous, and unenforceable, at least he is responding to the people he is representing, even when they're idiots. Assuming people really came to him with this, and he's not just trying to score some free media.

      Ryan Stultz

    6. Re:Yes by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Hm, I would've tried a 1983 suit, personally.

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    7. Re:Yes by misterplow · · Score: 1

      You've very skillfully shown the difference between a Legal System and a Justice System.

  46. Scientology by pryoplasm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could this have any correlation to the protests against scientology? Perhaps in response to the protest on the 15th?

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  47. What's in an online name? by ModestMotorhead · · Score: 1

    I don't see how that would help - how many people in Kentucky are named 'Bubba'?

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  48. unless SCOTUS reverses that decision by Animaether · · Score: 1

    which I don't see happening anytime soon, but there you go.

    As far as the actual topic goes, I believe anonymous posting should be allowed, just like anonymous tips to the police regarding any illegal activity. Unfortunately, most people are not using anonymity for good reasons, but because they want to get away with whatever they're doing - be it the 'bullying' mentioned here, or libel/slander, etc; things that themselves are likely to have a negative impact on another, with no particular virtue other than the entertainment of the poster, and sometimes even illegal in and of themselves.

    1. Re:unless SCOTUS reverses that decision by cromar · · Score: 1

      It's a bit of a stretch to say that most people posting anonymously are doing it for nefarious purposes.

    2. Re:unless SCOTUS reverses that decision by dabraun · · Score: 1

      libel/slander


      You know ... false statements by "anonymous" aren't credible and consequently hold little weight as "libel/slander". Seriously, do you think that the news media is going to pick up on an anonymous post from myspace about a celebrity and present it as news/fact during prime time? No, they're going to ignore it since it has no credible source. Better that people get comfortable with the idea that anonymous statements have no credibility on their own - they may make you think, they make make you research, they may lead you to discover a credible source - but that's not libel/slander.
  49. I can just see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Waiting for them to pass law requiring everyone to stick their head up their anus.

  50. You mean stupid voters by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Ignoring Diebold for a moment, isn't your fine land one of these Democracy places where you choose the politicians? If you have an idiot, then that's coz you chose him!

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    1. Re:You mean stupid voters by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I think the problem with many of the US states, and indeed the Federal Government there, is that politicians have altogether too much power once they're in. There are limits on what they can do, and checks and balances do exist, but just "in general" you get your chance to vote for someone and then after that they can turn around on every promise they made and royally screw everyone.

      I used to be quite anti-American, but after meeting many more Americans I've decided that it's not really the people's fault. Yes, there are stupid people in America, but there are stupid people everywhere and there are plenty of intelligent people in America too. The problem is that those people have no real power to do anything.

      Exactly HOW to fix this problem, I can't say, but the general idea of "more real control by the people" is something that could be worked from. Perhaps even some kind of vote for every law that is passed. Sure, VERY few people would actually go and vote ten times a day for every law out there, but anything you feel strongly about, you could take the time to give your voice to. Even if only a hundred people vote on a particular law for the whole country, you can say that everyone else is in the "don't care either way" camp, and determine whether or not the law goes in to effect based on that vote. (this vote would be the final stage of course - after all the normal processes which may get it abandoned).
      This idea is somewhat similar to a referendum, but instead of it being only for certain things, have it for EVERY law. I can imagine when such a system is first implemented, politicians would go crazy for a while trying to get everyone to vote on their "extremely important issues", but simply with the sheer number of things going through, everyone would eventually just get over it and it may be quite a workable system.

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    2. Re:You mean stupid voters by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      The problem with 'majority rules' democracies is that intelligent, logically thinking, people are always a tiny minority of any population. Americans have a reputation for being dummies, but I suspect intelligent people would be a minority in any population. Of course, the US is not really a 'democracy'. It is a republic. Now maybe if you had to pass some kind of IQ test to vote or to run for office...

      It also doesn't help matters that the more intelligent a person is the more likely they are to realize that voting is a waste of their time since the odds of it actually changing the outcome of a national election is less than winning millions of dollars in a state lottery. And all the choices end up being pretty much the same anyway. And the two party system guarantees that that will never change. Any candidate whose views differ at all from either of the two dominant parties has no chance whatsoever to win. Election promises mean nothing anyway. So the whole system is basically useless in every way.

      The founders of the US government were philosophers and intellectuals. They hoped that the system they came up with (based on Locke and others) would be an effective system for limiting the tyranny of government power. They had the best of intentions, but it was just an experiment. One that had never really been tried before. And good intentions are not enough. I'm not sure there is a way of stopping the growth of government power. It is like trying to stop gravity. The only solution I can think of would be to make most human beings much more intelligent. Maybe through some kind of brain implant? Something like that.

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    3. Re:You mean stupid voters by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      The problem with 'majority rules' democracies is that intelligent, logically thinking, people are always a tiny minority of any population.

      Actually yes... when I wrote that post, I didn't stop to consider the fact that democracy as a concept in general is inherently flawed because of exactly this. It's been said, by smarter people than I, that democracy isn't a good system, it's simply the least bad one.

      Now maybe if you had to pass some kind of IQ test to vote or to run for office...

      See my other post about requiring politicians to study "politics" at University and pass an exam in the same way as doctors or lawyers... do you think that might help somewhat?

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  51. Read the rest of the article by turtledawn · · Score: 3, Informative

    This bill is something the senator introduced at the request of his constituents, and would apply only to Kentucky residents. The way he was quoted in the original story makes it clear that he thinks it's hairbrained, unlikely to pass, sure to be shot down if it is, and he won't vote for it. Don't go beating up on the guy for trying to appease his constituency- for all I know, one of them is my grandmother-in-law, and I've certainly said any number of things to get her to stop pestering me.

    (I love you Sandra, but you're not the most computer savvy individual)

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    1. Re:Read the rest of the article by turtledawn · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.kentucky.com/454/story/338489.html

      This was the original story. Replying to myself, yeah I know.. but I didn't have the link yet for my prior post.

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  52. Re:Fscking no-nothing inbred hicks by calebt3 · · Score: 1

    The reaction chamber of a nuclear power plant?

  53. Message to the Commonwealth of Kentucky by erlehmann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hello, Lawmakers of Kentucky. We are Anonymous.

    Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind -- for the laughs -- we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the State of Kentucky in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.

    You cannot hide; we are everywhere.

    We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.

    Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.

    Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "State", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No -- they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.

    Knowledge is free.

    We are Anonymous.

    We are Legion.

    We do not forgive.

    We do not forget.

    Expect us.

    1. Re:Message to the Commonwealth of Kentucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid copypasta is stupid.

    2. Re:Message to the Commonwealth of Kentucky by kaosum · · Score: 1

      I post anonymously because the chatroom overlords tell me not to give out my real information....oh shi-...I forgot to click the logout button before posting...

    3. Re:Message to the Commonwealth of Kentucky by rolando2424 · · Score: 1

      for the laughs

      I believe the word you're looking for is LULZ.

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  54. Pfft by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    and I want a law passed that forces all governments to give me 10% cut of their rack... taxes. We both have the same chance getting our wishes granted.

  55. He clearly doesn't know how to deal with it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... stopping online bullying by banning anonymity?

    Just buy a fucking dog; it's easier.

  56. Knowing the perversity of /. readers... by Grendel70 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I almost expected this entire topic to be filled with nothing but AC posts.

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  57. Apologies by fishthegeek · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our uni-toothed, hillbilly overlords. Let the dewling banjoes bigin!

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  58. Anonymous must be stopped! by Dionysus · · Score: 1

    As seen from this report: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

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    1. Re:Anonymous must be stopped! by Icegryphon · · Score: 0
  59. Re:How by WaltBusterkeys · · Score: 1

    How does the proposed law deal with international websites? Just like RIM (the makers of the Blackberry) keep their servers in Canada for patent-related reasons, it seems like offshore web hosting would suddenly grow very popular.

    But, then again, an increase in price of services might change the marketplace.

  60. This is bad for whistle blowers who some times.... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is bad for whistle blowers who some times don't want to say there name and this is also bad for things like crime stoppers where some times saying your name can get you killed.

  61. You forgot.... by iknownuttin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Unless he can come up with some religious reason to deny anonymous postings, there won't be any support from his constituency.

    You forgot the "Think of the Children" crowd. Making anonymous postings illegal will make it "easier" to catch the predators after your children!

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    1. Re:You forgot.... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty surprised that there isn't a law requiring all pedophiles to turn themselves in to the police. If you witness a crime you should have to report it, especially if you perpetrated the crime. These laws granting you due process and protecting you from self incrimination are just obsolete relics from a time long past.

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  62. Re:correction . . . by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since when has Kentucky had internet access?

  63. just be glad by OrochimaruVoldemort · · Score: 1

    that this isn't a national law. as for the people in kentucy, i suggest to either skip state or usurp the law

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  64. Made with Microsoft FrontPage! by apachetoolbox · · Score: 1

    I gotta say I'm not very surprised.

  65. Re:Stupid fucking redneck retard assholes by iknownuttin · · Score: 1

    "Your stupid arrogant little piddly-ass dumb-fuck laws in KENTUCKY have no bearing on me in Canada."

    Then why are you so upset about it?

    Maybe he's afraid that one of his asshat politicians will do the same after getting the idea from our asshat politicians?

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  66. It's a real problem! by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    With the recent (last decade) crackdown on childhood bullies, there is a serious shortage. Luckily the internet is picking up some of the slack.

    Bullies were one of the last bastions of modern childhood which actually taught kids how the real world works. Now, you get out of highschool and you're completely unprepared for the fact that there are tons of cut-throat assholes out there willing to take your lunch money. God help them when their parents pass.

    Yes. I'm serious.

  67. Stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bloody Git.

  68. Prosecute or Persecute? by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 0

    Can someone please help us define "bullying"?

    If you cant, then there sets the stage for the next Freedom of Speech Act.
    What develops when you restrict freedoms using ambiguous wording such as bullying, is a serious violation of your freedom to express.

    The only thing that will happen is that they will thoughtfully persecute and then prosecute anyone who posts messages that do not fit into the governing body's ideologies.

  69. Kentucky? Beer already banned. by rueger · · Score: 1

    "Tim Couch bans beer in all counties."

    Too late. Almost half of Kentucky's counties (54 out of 120) are already dry. Well, except for the bootleggers and moonshiners.

    1. Re:Kentucky? Beer already banned. by EricWright · · Score: 1

      Which is rather ironic since a good number of very fine whiskeys are made in the state.

    2. Re:Kentucky? Beer already banned. by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Which is rather ironic since a good number of very fine whiskeys are made in the state.

      Hell, even Jack Daniel's is made in dry county.

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    3. Re:Kentucky? Beer already banned. by rueger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but trust me, Kentucky's wine industry is not quite Napa valley yet....

  70. I can fix this law... and damned fast too by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    Here is my new online ID: Tim Couch

    Just wait to see what I say next.....

  71. BWAHAHAHA!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your silly laws will never catch me! I fart in your general direction!

  72. What they should ban by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

    is people from NOT READING THE ARTICLE! This would be the end of Slashdot, I am afraid.

  73. Golgafrincham by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

    You send all the account executives, telephone sanitizers, etc. to Golgafrincham.

  74. Re:How by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    Don't offshore. Nearshore to Canada.

    It's the operator, not the location that's the key to enforcement. So, if Taco moved all the /. servers to Nunavut (easy cooling), he could still be in trouble as the operator if he logged in while in Kentucky.

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  75. Lawmakers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawmakers can be so ignorant. Most of them really think you can solve technical problems with laws. The thing is that laws can forbid things, but laws can't make things impossible.

    Things still get stolen, people still get murdered or waterboarded.

    And because I can, I'll post this as AC ;)

  76. But... by LoaTao · · Score: 1

    ...marrying your 13 year-old first cousin will still be OK!

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  77. I just heard. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just heard Tim Couch is a cannibal. Yes, folks, it's true - Tim Couch eats babies!

    He's a major douchebag and I hear he was caught taking it up the ass from a crossdresser. How the fuck could someone like him and his CD boyfriend pick that kind of life?

    Also, I hear that when he was in little league, he was taking steroids and had his blood doped. Granted, it did not help him much, however he's still a slimeball of a cheat.

    Posting anonymously because I can. . .

  78. hilarious by jgarra23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That'll be amusing when he tries to get this passed. I'd love to see this bill get laughed at when he is informed that it has virtually no enforceable methods and that international users will just see this as another ignorant "Stupid American" method of trying to control what it cannot.

    Oh, before anyone mods me as flamebait (which the zealots love to do) I'm a patriotic American and in case you haven't heard about something called The Monroe Doctrine...

  79. Fuck Tim Couch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sucked when you played for Cleveland, you sucked when you played for Green Bay, you sucked when you played for Jacksonville, and you suck now, when nobody wants you on their team. ...And now you want to take away my right to post anonymously? Well FUCK Tim Couch. Fuck him up his stupid ass.

  80. But what if... by torkus · · Score: 1

    Besides the stupidity of the law...

    If I post anon how *preciscely* do you expect to levy fines if i'm anon to begin with? So it's only the people posting information (and thus in step with the law) that this could apply to and then they obviously wouldn't be guilty of violating it.

    yes yes, you can add more laws requiring servers to track IP and other info but that's not what this law says :)

    let's make a law that says it's illegal to go over 100MPH in a car that's not capable of doing so while we're at it.

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  81. As right as miss Rand is... by Aurisor · · Score: 1

    ..she omits one important case. We as a country have discovered that it is possible to rule innocent men, if they are sufficiently indebted.

    1. Re:As right as miss Rand is... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      two actually. The one you did not list when they are sufficently fearful.

  82. Reduce on online bullying, by noidentity · · Score: 1

    increase offline bullying by making it illegal to anonymously blow the whistle on it. If you don't want to be bullied online, don't make your identity known online. If the bully doesn't know who you are, how will he target you? Oh, but he wants it illegal to hide your online identity. Wouldn't this increase bullying?

  83. It'll Never Pass Constitutional Muster by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

    "Protections for anonymous speech are vital to democratic discourse. Allowing dissenters to shield their identities frees them to express critical, minority views . . . Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. . . . It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation . . . at the hand of an intolerant society."

    SCOTUS in McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission

  84. Who knew there were so many Ingo Montoya's in KY? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1, Funny

    Also, it seems that one "Tim Couch" has been posting a lot of requests for gay porn lately.

    I mean, really, did this guy think the law through?

  85. Offtopic -- personal request! by sleigher · · Score: 1

    Was that the one on Showtime? I am fairly sure I saw the same thing. The guy doing it was addicted to painkillers? If this is it please tell me the name as I don't remember but this was a great documentary and I want a copy of it. Thanks

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    1. Re:Offtopic -- personal request! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      It might have been on showtime-- It think it was on Sundance tho- and I think it is called "America's Drug War".

      The guy's parents died from alcohol and tobacco- his brother died from drugs- I think he had another sibling that died from alcohol too. His parents actually died at fairly advanced ages after a long happy imbibing and smoking life. He showed one tombstone and I thought "well that was a fairly long life actually".

      I do not recall if he was addicted to anything. His brother became seriously addicted *after* he was sent to a halfway house. he discovered while filming the movie that their housekeeper was doing heroin.

      I wonder if one reason drug use is so low in Amsterdam is that the people with real problems just go ahead and die.

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    2. Re:Offtopic -- personal request! by tattood · · Score: 2, Informative

      People, all drugs are not legal in Amsterdam. Only Marijuana and hash are legal, and they are very tightly controlled by the government. They control how many shops are allowed to sell it, and where they are placed. Companies that are licensed to sell weed and hash are also limited to 30 grams on hand at any one time.

      They also make a very distinct differentiation between "hard" and "soft" drugs. Weed and hash are considered soft drugs, while cocaine and heroine are hard drugs, and are definitely illegal. But, the Dutch government does make a big attempt to help people with drug problems, including giving free methadone to the hardcore junkies, in the attempts to help them clean up.

      And regarding the comment about number of drug addicts in Amsterdam compared to the U.S., the Netherlands has about 16 million people. U.S. has about 300 million. Of course with that many more people, there is going to be a larger number of drug addicted people.

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    3. Re:Offtopic -- personal request! by MannyO · · Score: 1
      Looks like it's called "American Drug War" - The last white hope.

      Here's a link to the production company - http://www.sacredcow.com/

      IMDB link - http://imdb.com/title/tt1033467/

      Too bad I can't find in on Netflix yet.

      It looks very interesting....

    4. Re:Offtopic -- personal request! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      the movie (and I) was not talking about the number of drug users but the rate of drug users (i.e. percentage).

      while those are the only legal drugs- the movie showed a amsterdam junkie openly smoking crack cocaine (without fear) on the streets and related that they were approached by polite dealers of other hard drugs while walking down the street. The movie said they are "illegal but decriminalized". It also said (as i would expect) that it is very peaceful without all the murder and other skankiness associated with drug use in the U.S.

      I imagine that a U.S. citizen who went there and took hard drugs and then got into some kind of trouble might find it to be very serious tho.

      Meanwhile, the movie also showed streets in LA littered with little balloons (and drug users). The balloons apparently being the delivery method for heroin currently. The current scourge here in the U.S. is meth type drugs. We can't buy cold medicine now without signing for it.

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    5. Re:Offtopic -- personal request! by bograt · · Score: 1
  86. Re:*ahem* by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    That should be "Tim Couch lowers speed limit for light."

    It is possible to slow down light. The point was impossible laws.

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  87. I want to get on this bandwagon... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    But there simply is no Constitutional right in the US to anonymous free speech.

    I'm sure the argument is that if people are forced to expose their identity they'll be less likely to make unpopular speech. But that has been true since speaking was first invented. I'm not entirely sure how the internet changes that in any meaningful way.

    What the internet did was to make anonymous speech easy, which in turn made it popular. But Constitutional rights are not a popularity contest. If there was no right to anonymous free speech in the 1700s, in the 1800s, and in the 1900s, I'm not entirely sure why it should suddenly appear in the 2000s.

    And I'm sure someone will point out that the press can keep their sources private and confidential. That's true, but that right lies with the press, not with the speaker.

    If this is really what people want, they should start the process to change the Constitution to reflect their changing values instead of trying to attach meaning to the Constitution where none can be found.

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    1. Re:I want to get on this bandwagon... by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

      But there simply is no Constitutional right in the US to anonymous free speech.

      The Supreme Court of the United States disagrees with you:

      "Protections for anonymous speech are vital to democratic discourse. Allowing dissenters to shield their identities frees them to express critical, minority views . . . Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. . . . It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation . . . at the hand of an intolerant society."

      SCOTUS in McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission

    2. Re:I want to get on this bandwagon... by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      The US constitution is a list of limitations on the federal government, NOT A LIST OF YOUR RIGHTS.

      It was never supposed to be a list of your rights and should never be interpreted as a list of your rights. The ninth and tenth amendments should make this clear.

      Anonymous speech is a basic human right and didn't just show up in 1997 as a feature of Netscape.

    3. Re:I want to get on this bandwagon... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      The laws of the US are based on the Constitution, case law, and statutes. Please provide any such law where it states that "Anonymous speech is a basic human right" and I'll concede your point. Until you do, keep your ignorant opinions about how our legal system works quiet. Thanks!

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    4. Re:I want to get on this bandwagon... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      I read it, but where does it say that anonymous speech is a protected right? No where. The Court thinks it's a good and beneficial idea. And I agree with the court that it's a good ides. I've also already said that the Constitution should be amended to reflect it. But here's the simple truth, right now if I make anonymous speech, someone has the right to go into a court, get a subpoena and learn my identity. Which is another way of saying, if someone has the legal right to learn my identity, I don't have the legal right to be anonymous.

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    5. Re:I want to get on this bandwagon... by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming you mean besides the case law that's posted all over this topic. (http://www.eff.org/issues/anonymity)

      The fact that you ignored the 9th amendment makes it clear that you have no concept on how to read the constitution.

      So, if you can read above a 6th grade level, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution would be a good starting point.

    6. Re:I want to get on this bandwagon... by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 1

      I read it, but where does it say that anonymous speech is a protected right?

      Did you see this in the court's decision: "Accordingly, an author's decision to remain anonymous, like other decisions concerning omissions or additions to the content of a publication, is an aspect of the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment." Let's remove that intervening phrase, just to help make it clear: "an author's decision to remain anonymous ... is an aspect of the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment." Damn sure sounds like anonymous speech is protected to me.

      But here's the simple truth, right now if I make anonymous speech, someone has the right to go into a court, get a subpoena and learn my identity.

      Under some circumstances yes, that's true. Under most circumstances it's not. Keep in mind there are NO absolute rights.

      Example: go to court and try to get a subpoena to try to find out my identity. No court is going to grant you the ability to learn my identity because you have no basis to ask a court to let you do that.

  88. Anonymous voting by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

    Why is it that Federal law can be created anonymously (voice vote), but there's even the idea that simply posting opinion on a web-based forum anonymously could in anyway become illegal. I guess when you're making the law, hypocracy is not a road-block.

  89. nubito by BigJClark · · Score: 1


    har, what a noob. He should uninstall life.

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  90. I have a serious question abou that by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the process of drafting laws require use of public resources (time billed by clerks, cost of materials, etc.)?

    Why the hell doesn't someone sue one of these idiots for breach of trust? The fact that it might not get anywhere isn't really the point, I just feel like someone needs to tell these people we won't stand for them wasting time on nonsense like this.

    1. Re:I have a serious question abou that by fishbowl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >Why the hell doesn't someone sue one of these idiots for breach of trust?

      Because they face re-election every few years. If they are supported by their constituents,
      they return to office. If lawmakers were subject to legal threats every time they proposed
      something, there would be so much abuse that would make today's level of corruption look like
      child's play.

      Consider that a state assemblyman represents a rather limited group of constituents, and is
      a pretty small voice in a pretty big crowd. He is small potatoes even by Kentucky standards,
      representing a county of about 25,000 population, under 30 percent of them high schoolgraduates,
      where the average income is $16,000 and the average home value under $10,000.

      Think about these numbers, and then ask yourself how much influence you think Rep. Tim Couch has,
      and how likely it is for this bill to get past committee.

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    2. Re:I have a serious question abou that by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      the average home value under $10,000 I think you missed a decimal point there. ;-)

      But aside from being pedantic, I agree with your point. This guy is not a major policy-maker, and this bill, while it makes for good /. outrage, really won't amount to much. As soon as it's pointed out how ludicrous this bill is, it will quietly disappear.

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    3. Re:I have a serious question abou that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about these numbers, and then ask yourself how much influence you think Rep. Tim Couch has
      If only it had worked that way for Ted Stevens...
    4. Re:I have a serious question abou that by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >>the average home value under $10,000
      >I think you missed a decimal point there. ;-)

      No, I used a census source for that. The average home value in the county in question, is $9,900.

      Your number is for the nation. That should help illustrate the basic problem this lawmaker has.
      He represents some of the poorest people anywhere, who have some of the fewest prospects of anyone in the world.
      All they had there was coal mining, and they are scraping the end of the mines.

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    5. Re:I have a serious question abou that by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >If only it had worked that way for Ted Stevens...

      Ted Stevens, on the other hand, represents a *STATE* with a relatively wealthy population.
      Abandoned coal mine, local government representative on one end of the spectrum.
      Wealthy state, senior US Senator on the other end...

      What's your point.

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  91. Enforceability, schmenforceability... by Prison+Rodeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The question is not whether or not the law is enforceable.

    The question is whether this bill will help Rep. Couch get reelected in his little corner of Kentucky come November.

    (I'd bet $0.11 it does).

    2008 is an election year. Expect to see a lot more of this sort of thing, coming soon to a legislature near you.

  92. Tell Him He's Wrong by devjj · · Score: 1
    From http://www.lrc.ky.gov/legislator/H090.htm:

    House District 90 Clay Harlan (part) Leslie Mailing Address PO Box 710 Hyden KY 41749 Frankfort Address(es) 702 Capitol Ave Annex Room 432B Frankfort KY 40601 Phone Number(s) Home: (606) 672-8998 Home: (606) 672-8998 (fax) Annex: (502) 564-8100 Ext. 632 Email Address(es) Annex: click here Service House 2003 - Present Bio Born August 19, 1961. Self-employed, Hyden Grocery, Couch's Shell. Church of God. Cumberland College, Hazard Community College. Leslie Co Industrial Devel. Hyden Chamber of Commerce. KY Retail Federation. NRA. Natl Wild Turkey Federation. Natl Federation of Independent Business Owners. Leslie Co Republican Party, Chairman 2000-02. Leslie Co Bd of Elections 2000-02. Hyden Masonic Lodge 664. KY Grocers Assoc. Hyden Athletic Boosters 1998. Leslie Co Middle School Boosters 1999. Relay for Life, Corporate Sponsor 2000-02. Repair Affair, Sponsor 2000-02.
  93. Please don't post Representative Couch's address by giafly · · Score: 1

    The bill would require anyone who contributes to a website to register their real name, address and e-mail address with that site.
    Now that Rep. Crouch has contributed to a Website, via a reporter, he must be devastated to think that he is responsible for an increased danger of online bullying
    - until his own postal address and e-mail address are posted online.

    So please don't post his address and prove him wrong.
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  94. Just silly... by illini_fan · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what happens when non-technical politicians think too hard about technology. This is just a silly idea that never really has a chance at becoming reality.

  95. Re:How by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if Taco moved all the /. servers to Nunavut (easy cooling), he could still be in trouble as the operator if he logged in while in Kentucky. Wow. If Taco got fined $500 every time I posted some inane comment as Anonymous Coward, that would bring the satisfaction of trolling slashdot to a whole other level.
  96. Double edge sword by TooMad · · Score: 0

    Anonymity is a doubled edged sword. You can use it for good or evil. Instead of a blanket law banning anonymity why not be reasonable about it and ban it when it is necessary. Whistle Blower Blog - Legal, your company did something stupid and now you don't get to get away with it. Instead of going after the person who exposed you maybe you shouldn't have done that in the first place? Critiques - Legal, so someone thinks your product is crap, your advertising is misleading, and your testamonials are made up. They posted anonymously so they didn't have your lawyers breahting down their necks with copyrighted cease and desist letters. Anon Cyber Bullying - Illegal, even when identifying yourself this shouldn't be legal it can and has caused personal harm to someone which means there is not right to free speach here. The jist of it? If the anonymous posting causes bodily harm or is illegal then it shouldn't be allowed. If it is an opinion or the like it doesn't matter if the opinion hurts your bottom line it is still within their rights. How are you going to enforce this anyhow? You can take measures to insure your anonymity remains just that. What are they going to do? Ask nicely that you identify yourself?

  97. Anonymous Lawmaker by a_generic_name · · Score: 1

    According to a local news article from last week, a Kentucky state lawmaker, wants to ban anonymous posting on the internet in order to 'cut down on online bullying', which he says has been 'a particular problem in eastern Kentucky.' However, this lawmaker wishes to remain anonymous because he realizes that people will think he is not very intelligent as the law would be impossible to enforce, and the Supreme Court has already found anonymous posting to be constitutional.

  98. If the bill is signed, by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 1

    /. should honor the inauspicious occasion by renaming ACs "Tim Couches" for the day.

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    1. Re:If the bill is signed, by mjwx · · Score: 1

      /. should honour the inauspicious occasion by renaming ACs "Tim Couches" for the day.
      Anonymous Couches?
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  99. What a fucking wanker... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its obvious the guy is some non-tech redneck that is too much of a pussy to realize that he lives in a country where there is this thing called FREE SPEECH regardless of if its on the internet or not.... he should go cry to his mommy about how some troll posted that he's a whiny ass little bitch on his myspace page and suck it up.... love, Anonymous Mr. Stinky

  100. A typically overreaching reaction by grandpa-geek · · Score: 1

    By analogy, if a kid started a fire playing with matches, this lawmaker would want to ban all sale or possession of matches by anyone.

    How about a much more narrowly tailored law? For example, requiring that posters on web sites having a substantial part of their content devoted to information about minors or social networking by minors be required to register with accurate identifying information that can be revealed if a judge determines that bullying has taken place.

  101. Hey, Tim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK YOU!

    too meta?

  102. Thanks ! by Silver+Surfer+1 · · Score: 1

    As an Internet bully I just wanted to say I support this bill. Right now I can only say mean things to you but under this bill I can track you down and give you the wedgie you deserve!

  103. Pot calling the kettle black by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1

    Isn't creating a law to force people to do something just because you think it is right a form of bullying!?

  104. I sent him a message by reaper · · Score: 1
    I (anonymously) sent him this:

    Representative Couch:

    I believe that your proposed bill which would require your identity revealed on the Internet for select communications is completely unenforceable. I also have great concerns as to the ramifications of free speach should it become law. I urge you to reconsider your stance on such a bill.

    Thank you for your time.

    -- Anonymous.

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    1. Re:I sent him a message by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that you forgot to check the 'Post Anonymously' box here, though. Kind of defeats the purpose. Though I'm sure your identity is safe through the sheer numbers of anonymous emails Rep. Couch is getting. I'd hate to be his secretary this week.

  105. Won't SOMEBODY think of the children! by Urd.Yggdrasil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Use their own tactics against them: If anonymous posting is illegal, then children will have to post their full names whenever they send a communication on the internet, they're all sure to get molested!

  106. Old, tired, and ineffectual by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    State attempts to regulate the Internet have been tried in many states, for many years, in many guises. Take a look at Utah's Trademark Protection Act. The state government eventually realized that (drumroll) states can't control the Internet. As others here have noted, it's simply not feasible. In the case of the proposed Kentucky legislation, this dooms it before analysis even gets to Constitutional protections on speech, not to mention the Federal government's objections on Dormant Commerce Clause grounds.

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  107. Re:correction . . . by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    I know it was intended to be funny but network connectivity in Kentucky is actually pretty bad. The MPLS links at our northern Kentucky locations or some of the slowest across our network but also the most expensive. It costs more then Spokane Washington.

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  108. Only enforcable in Kentucky by Trauma_Hound1 · · Score: 1

    http://www.lrc.ky.gov/legislator/H090.htm

    How does this idiot think his STATE law is going to be enforced outside of his State? This would ensure that no one bought any hosting in the state of Kentucky.

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  109. What? by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    I asked why a private individual didn't sue this guy (their elected representative) for breach of trust.

    I don't see how your post applies at all.

    1. Re:What? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The answer is because they have immunity. I think the GP assumed that you knew this, since virtually all public officials have personal immunity from civil suits when acting in the performance of their duties in the U.S., outside of some fairly narrowly-defined exceptions. He was more getting into the issue of why public officials have immunity -- it's because the solution to a misbehaving politician isn't supposed to be a lawsuit, it's voting them out the next time they're up for reelection.

      Since lawsuits could be used by a powerful minority to effectively hamstring the government, producing potentially very undemocratic outcomes, there's always been a strong tendency towards limiting their use (the other big example would be the blanket prohibition on suing the government itself, except where the government itself allows it, via sovereign immunity).

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  110. Couldn't Resist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, Tim: Shove it hard up your ass, with the spines still on it, you sister-fucking hillbilly fascist.

  111. It is a good idea by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

    First I know enforcing a law like this would be extremely difficult at best. But if you won't use your real name then it is a real good indication what you are saying shouldn't be said. Sure maybe 1% or less antonymous posts are for a legit reason a whistle blower issue, but the rest are blatant lies and misinformation for the entertainment at someone else's experience. So like so many internet related issue the flakes are screwing things up for this rest.

  112. Online bullying? Must be the Browns fans... by mattcoz · · Score: 1

    Nothing to worry about though, not much has a chance of being passed successfuly when Tim Couch is behind it.

  113. 'scuse me, but.. by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

    ..when did we stop teaching kids how to deal (internally as well as externally) with bullying? Why does ANYthing like this have to be a subject for legislation? I'm 43 years old; when I was in 7th grade I was being bullied by some kid. We ended up out in the street in front of the school, fist-fighting. I didn't want to resort to that, and I had a fat lip for a few days afterwards, but that kid and I got along more or less OK after that. The school even understood why it had to happen that way, so we both got more or less a slap on the wrists over the incident. When did we stop teaching kids to be self-reliant and to stick up for themselves and deal with being bullied? When did "sticks and stones..etc" stop being true? WTF?

    1. Re:'scuse me, but.. by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      The problem is that a bully who attacks someone who is more than half his weight or practice any sport is stupid to the point it can't be called bullying anymore.
      What do you want to tell a 7yo victim of a teenager football player? "Don't be a sissy, fight like a man and don't worry, I'll pay you a visit when you'll be in hospital for the next couple of monthes" or "No one will help you, so if you want to live, you'd better grab a gun and shoot him in the back"?

      From my experience, solidarity from the authority is the only good way to fight bullying.

    2. Re:'scuse me, but.. by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      OK then, what ever happened (to address your example) of having Dad go have a little chat with this other older, much larger kid's Dad, on the subject of how inappropriate his actions and behaviour are and how it's got to stop? Why does everyone these days think it's up to The State to raise their kids for them? For cryin' out loud, people, raise your own kids, teach them to be self-reliant as much as possible, and bring "the authorities" in on it when it's appropriate to do so.

  114. What about real bullying by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

    Do the police take real world bullying seriously? Or do they just break it up and bring the bullies to their parent to straighten them out [which the parents could care less about]?

  115. No way in hell by ReversEngineer · · Score: 1

    There is no way in hell that anybody would give a damn enough to enforce this law should it become enacted. The entire state of Kentucky just wouldn't have the resources.

  116. They don't care about that by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    is the assumption that bullies will not bully people if they have to give their name.

    They don't care about stopping it, they're just trying to make their jobs easier. They just want to be able to place blame more quickly and easily.

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  117. Useless by Kenoli · · Score: 1

    So when someone calls you a giant douche on a forum you'll have their name.
    How does that even pretend to stop online bullying?

  118. It was better stated by a better writer by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    ...in a far less paranoid state of mind than Ms. Rosenbaum's:

    "Wise men, though all laws were abolished, would lead the same lives."
    --Aristophanes

  119. Personal Anecdote by Khammurabi · · Score: 1

    A friend of my mother worked for directly for the mayor of a moderately sized city in Wisconsin (50k people). After accepting the position, the local police did an in-depth background check on her and attempted to blackmail her with the trivial bits they found to gain leverage over the mayor (as did other local agencies and politically interested parties).

    Within 2-3 months, anonymous postings criticizing the mayor appeared all over the local forums and message boards. In response, the mayor sent out all information that he managed to gain access to (emails, IP logs, etc) to any contacts of direct reports that had IT knowledge to attempt to locate the source of the postings (myself included). Although the reason for this was not written down, the friend said it was strongly hinted that the mayor wanted to silence the criticism. My mother's friend resigned shortly afterwards.

    Politicians are not as dumb as they appear to be. Some are very smart and have little in the way of morals. They only need a publicly believable reason to ask for something, but do not assume that that politician does not understand the consequences. A lot of times certain phrases are used (think of the children, etc) because politicians know it has a high success rate.

    If Americans should be reprimanded about anything in recent times, it should likely be that politicians are not as dumb as they appear. Politicians often feign ignorance because it gives them plausible deniability on the issue, and American society seems to be very forgiving of people who don't know any better.

    Whether the politician is smart or dumb, the American public would do well not to give poorly implemented ideas a free pass.

  120. Root of the Problem by pleappleappleap · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why don't we just get to the root of the problem and ban people? If you are a person, you are punishable by death.

    All sorts of problems would just "go away".

  121. Laffer Curve by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

    The Laffer Curve? You've got to be kidding.

    Wanting to pull that useless unproveable garbage into a logical argument probably means you're already losing.

    1. Re:Laffer Curve by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Wanting to pull that useless unproveable garbage into a logical argument probably means you're already losing.

      And by using the "insult and declare victory" strategy, you show that you must have even less to contribute.

  122. But I *like* posting anonymously by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    and occasionally wearing women's underwear while online, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

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  123. Who? by janrinok · · Score: 1

    What right does some US state politician have to dictate how the rest of the world uses the internet? OK, so perhaps he can tell other Kentuckians (?) what they can, and cannot, do but outside of his own state he has no influence whatsoever. And please don't counter this with the old 'we invented it, we can dictate how it is used' argument. Its a big world and you are also part of it, but only a part. No other politician from any other nation should have, nor currently has, such a right either

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  124. Uh what? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    "Looks like another battle in the right for anonymous free speech"

    What RIGHT would that be?

    Last time I checked, we (in the US) had a Constitution-enshrined RIGHT to say what we wish.
    Only the naive and troublemaking would wish it to be 'anonymous'.

    Personally, I'd like to see it that everyone's name is on the front, sides, and backs of their cars. I bet people would drive much more nicely generally.

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  125. Fool me once, fool me twice by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Too many of these guys get to stay in office for many terms.

    Get the message through that if you screw up you get voted out. It might take a few terms, but that might straighten them up.

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  126. Same Tim Couch who Sucked in the NFL?! by mrmaster · · Score: 1

    If this is the same Tim Couch who stunk it up with the Browns and was cut by the Packers then he has got to be one of the biggest cry babies ever. He's probably trying to get this rule past so he can find out who of us called him a douchebag when he was playing in the NFL. douchebag!

  127. I know I'm late, but let me apologize... by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

    To any who happen to scroll down here and read this, I'd like to apologize on behalf of the Commonwealth of Kentucky. As I've said in other forums today, you have - very unfortunately - been exposed to something we usually refer to here as Local Politics. You see, one of the tenets of Local Politics here in KY is that, if nobody knows who you are, you must do something incredibly stupid/illegal/dickish/cowardly/unruly/whatever in order to gain name recognition. Now here's the good part: this needs to be done at the expense of taxpayers. Either monetarily (partially applicable here since we're paying for this joker to propose junk bills) or, more likely, pride. We are ashamed of this fool, and we sincerely apologize.

    We ask for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. Hopefully, we'll take care of this little public problem of ours in November.

    Once again, sorry you had to see that.

    - WA

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  128. I'm from Kentucky... by FSWKU · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... and mindless drivel like this is what gives our state a bad name. Lexington/Frankfort is FULL of clueless idiots who have no sense of reality, but this takes the cake. My favorite part?

    Represntative Couch says enforcing this bill if it became law would be a challenge.
    A challenge? If by challenge, he means completely IMPOSSIBLE and a giant waste of taxpayer funds, then yes.

    I encourage everyone to contact Mr. Couch and let him know how unfeasable and insulting this idea is. That measn well-thought and well-written messages, not /b/-tard screaming. If any of you live in Clay, Harlan, or Leslie county, then you especially should write/call and make your opinions known.

    Rep. Couch's Page @ lrc.ky.gov

    Again, please make sure your correspondence is professional and polite. The last thing we need is a bunch of idiots spamming his inbox and basically proving him right...
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  129. I'm starting to get seriously irked ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    with politicians from any country that ramble on about banning this or that "on the Internet", as if it matters to the other 99.9999% of the Internet-using population what they do or think. It just exposes their ignorance (as well as the perceived ignorance of their constituency) when they say stupidass things like that.

    Boggles the mind. It's about as useful to talk about banning anything on the Internet as it is to pass a law against any particular sex act. People will do what they're going to do.

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  130. Anonymous Email by PCNewGuy · · Score: 1

    He's not anonymous anymore tim.couch@lrc.ky.gov Does he have a facebook page?

  131. Want to drive home the importance of anonymity? by Kaishaku255 · · Score: 1

    Here's what you do. Everyone in Kentucky who reads this article needs to write a letter (yes, a physical letter to be placed in an envelope with a postage stamp on it) commenting on the freedom of speech and sign it "Anonymous". Then post it at the post office to the mailing address of Tim Couch with a return address of the same. Be respectful (because angry words will only help him in his cause and make him "righteous") but informative on why anonymity is important and where this country would be without it.

    For help in crafting your letter you might want to read the EFF article titled Speech: Anonimty

    Next week, Tim Couch will likely want to add posting things through the mail as anonymous to the bill as well. ;)

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  132. Wopner in 15 minutes by EdIII · · Score: 1

    His bill would require posters to register with their real names and e-mail addresses under threat of fines


    Real Names? Is he serious? I don't know a single person who registers on any forum with their real name. I don't. I never have. I never will. I just don't trust any website with that kind of information, ./ included. The only websites that have the information are just web interfaces for services that I receive in the real world, or meat-space.

    Even if real names become required, verifying the veracity of such information is difficult and costly. Will people have to send in copies of their drivers licenses? 2 copies of utility bills? It would basically destroy all small free websites and forums that don't have the money to perform that kind of verification.

    What he is asking is that people become verified at the same levels that banks will go to verify your information. If he is not going that far, then it is meaningless since forums like ./ will just make the personal identification fields mandatory and the information will be unverifiable, at best.

    Email addresses? You could almost read that sentence as saying "real" email addresses. Either way, that is also pointless, and even more so. Email confirmation only proves that there is a mail server, and that the mail server confirms that the mailbox exists. Gathering any kind of information from the owners of the mail server may prove pointless. Especially, if it is a big free service like GMail, Hotmail, etc.

    Attempting to provide a definitive identification for all such postings on the Internet is just ridiculous. The best you could hope for is the legal right to pursue the IP address as far as you can go by forcing the cooperation of the ISP's and forums by access to all the logs. That is already available in some situations through subpoenas.

    Once again, this may come down to encryption ultimately, as projects like TOR allow truly anonymous exit nodes for people to create email addresses, register profiles, and post anonymously. As long as encryption is allowed, you cannot stop this kind of behavior.

    Ohhhh, and then there is the fact that the servers could be outside the jurisdiction of Kentucky and Kentucky's only response will be to build a great content management firewall around the state to protect people from bullies and hurtful names across the Internet.

    This whole thing sounds like it straight out of a Dilbert comic.

  133. Why raise taxes when you can print more? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    Lawmakers will go out of their way to avoid having anything that looks like a tax increase in their record. This is quite true. But in an age of total fiat currency, there is little need to raise taxes. By printing more money, they've essentially raised taxes on our savings, without most people even understanding it. Most people will blame the lose of their purchasing power on the rising prices of oil or something, but that's just blaming the symptoms. If you were to add up all the taxes, fees, cost of compliance with tax laws and cost of real inflation, and spell it out for people, then you'd see that rioting in the streets you mention.
    1. Re:Why raise taxes when you can print more? by robertjw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But in an age of total fiat currency, there is little need to raise taxes. By printing more money, they've essentially raised taxes on our savings, without most people even understanding it. Most people will blame the lose of their purchasing power on the rising prices of oil or something, but that's just blaming the symptoms.

      Exactly, that's what started this whole discussion. Until there is some way to enforce some type of fiscal responsibility on the government. Government officials need to account for these grandiose schemes they have - we have to stop letting them just print/borrow money.

      If you were to add up all the taxes, fees, cost of compliance with tax laws and cost of real inflation, and spell it out for people, then you'd see that rioting in the streets you mention.
      If you could make people understand, but I don't think you ever will. I would LOVE to see a president get into office that consolidated all of the tax code into something like a flat sales tax. We have allowed lawmakers to hide tax by scattering it around and making employers and merchants pay it. Most people have no idea how much they pay, and figure if their boss pays their unemployment and social security for them it doesn't actually come out of their wages.

      Of course, everyone feels so powerless to stop it... not sure what anyone can do, but watch the meltdown.
  134. I think you think that matters when it doesn't by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    "The answer is because they have immunity"

    Which does nothing to prevent a lawsuit from being filed. Se that part where I said I didn't think it was going anywhere? Yeah, immunity covers that part.

    "outside of some fairly narrowly-defined exceptions"

    Such as breach of trust? Yes as a matter of fact, that's one of the exceptions.

    I was suggesting a publicity exercise. You and GP both appear to have missed the point totally.

    1. Re:I think you think that matters when it doesn't by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Which does nothing to prevent a lawsuit from being filed.

      It guarantees summary dismissal. *shrug*.
      You cannot sue a lawmaker for introducing legislation. Not even if the legislation is plainly unconstitutional on its face.
      Not even if it contains obscene language, or if it contains language of racist discrimination, or is otherwise illegal.
      Sorry. This immunity derives from the Constitution, and it's actually a good idea because the alternative is to allow
      a certain kind of tyranny.

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  135. mistaken and erroneous legal work by moogyboog · · Score: 1

    This would be mistaken and erroneous legal work. The presumption can not be that a person maybe guilty of something, in fact this bill decides such by implicating that concealed identity commits a crime or would be indicative of guilt. Guilt can not be established on the basis of refusal to give identification, this would be anti-constitutional and would violate his oath of office as a political representative. This needs to be brought to the attention of his community what he has done here.

  136. no free speech w/out an armed citizenry by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

    And once the citizenry has been disarmed by its servants in the government, anonymity is the only way that free speech is possible. Take that away, and you no longer have free speech. Which ideas shall we label "hate" today? Those ideas we disagree with, of course.

  137. Work of Fiction by Weston+O'Reilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would imagine the easiest way to nullify this law, were it to pass, would be for websites to post a generic disclaimer that all comments posted are works of fiction written by the webmaster.

  138. Re:How by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Forget international, what do they intend to do about Tennessee websites? This was a law proposed by a Kentucky state lawmaker, not a US Congressman from Kentucky. If this law passes, there won't be any websites that allow users' to post in Kentucky by the following week, they'll all move out of state. Of course it is still a bad law that should be opposed.

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  139. Feel free to let Rep. Couch know what you think by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's his official web feedback form. Note that while it requires you to provide your name and address, nothing validates that those are actually your real name and address. You might want to point that out to the representative.

  140. Jack Daniel's? by absurdist · · Score: 1

    I thought the poster was referring to fine whiskeys.

  141. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one am in favor of this great new bill

  142. police state by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    Besides the fairly obvious offensive nature of this proposal against free speach, there is one other aspect of such moves that disturbes me greatly, since I still remember the days when in my [and neighboring] country free speach was non-existent, i.e. one could speak but retaliation was quick, swift. And thing is, such moves always raise the feeling in me that the ultimate purpose is to be able to go after people whose opinion is eventually disliked, which doesn't mean they will, but the possibility is there, and if the general trust towards authorities is not full (which I can tell it isn't, these days), then people just might hold back, even if the "threat" is not entirely real. And that is not a good thing in a democratic society. It's never a good move to make the people think that the government - or the different agencies - are on some higher level power pedestal where they can't be hurt and they are the only ones that know how to drive a country and the people's only prerogative is to submissively follow. Unfortunately, political rhetorics has evolved to such extent these days, that driving the masses to desired directions seems to be more a routine job than ever.

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  143. liberty? What? Move the servers!!! by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    To a certain extent, I believe that the enforcability of the law is extremely important, or should I say issues related to the consequences of passing and enforcing a law like this.

    Americans have grown accustomed and for some reason even comfortable with their ignorance with their lack of civil liberties. The government spends a great deal of time telling us (I include myself even though I no longer reside there) how free we are. Our children perform the pledge of allegiance every morning which suggests "with liberty and justice for all". Our country is founded on the principles of a often ignored document which suggests

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

    Well, hogwash. Many of the founding fathers are rolling in their graves right now (more than a few founding fathers were not quite so nobel) since America has now more or less abolished liberty as the definition was intended.

    I've been all over the world and I must say that most other western countries are far more free in terms of liberty. It has become so bad in the US now that merriam webster has in fact altered the definition of Liberty in American dictionary to compensate for the modern US government's perception of Liberty.

    Well, I've also noticed a growing trend of tech companies to leave the states or off-shore pretty much everything. People outside of America make jokes about how one day, the U.S. will simply outsource all jobs requiring education and just build enough Walmarts, Starbucks and McDonalds to employ the entire population.

    So, laws like this will definately have the impact of moving blogs and other online services to other countries. Of course this by itself won't have a huge impact. It might effect a total of a thousand IT jobs, but those guys will find work elsewhere.

    So the issue of enforcement is important since, while a law might be passed, it's not until someone tries to enforce it that the servers will be moved off-shore.

    Now, the best part is, I'm waiting to see the first attempt by this politician moron that lacks the knowledge to understand that the Internet is not actually a U.S. only technology to suggest extradition of a European running a server which allows anonymous postings.

  144. Problems... by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

    Kentucky state lawmaker Tim Couch wants to ban anonymous posting on the internet in order to 'cut down on online bullying', which he says has been 'a particular problem in eastern Kentucky.'

    Other things that have been a 'particular problem in eastern Kentucky':

    incest
    illegal moonshine stills
    poor dental hygiene
    lack of education
    lack of footwear

  145. Re:Suddenly, it makes me wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The nut.

    (Illegally posted content! Woot!)

  146. INTERNET = by ProfessionalHostage · · Score: 1

    serious business

  147. The new anonymous coward by matt+me · · Score: 1

    Instead of posting as Anonymous Coward, we'll all be posting as Tim Couch, Kentucky

  148. Fake identity by ohtani · · Score: 1

    So we'd have to identify who we are? This can mean but one thing: I'M Sparticus!

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  149. No, actually, it doesn't, you're still wrong by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

    "It guarantees summary dismissal"

    No, it doesn't, you're wrong.

    "You cannot sue a lawmaker for introducing legislation"

    No, but you CAN sue a lawmaker for breach of trust and misuse of public funds, WHICH IS WHAT I SUGGESTED. It's up to the court to decide whether that occurred.

    If you're not even going to read what I wrote (you know the part where I said breach of trust is one exception that lawmakers CAN be sued for) why are you replying at all?

    1. Re:No, actually, it doesn't, you're still wrong by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >No, but you CAN sue a lawmaker for breach of trust and misuse of public funds

      Good luck with that.
      If you are represented by this lawmaker, I really feel sorry for you. It really is one of the poorest places in the US with the least prospects, unless somebody finds a use for a spent coal mine.

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    2. Re:No, actually, it doesn't, you're still wrong by keineobachtubersie · · Score: 1

      You know, I find it interesting that after being wrong about the viability of a case based on breach of trust, the best response you have is "good luck with that".

      It's almost like you're pissed off at me because you don't understand the legal system or your rights as a citizen (you don't or you'd have known about breach of trust being an exception and you didn't know that, so don't try to claim otherwise).

      Good luck being ignorant, in the future try not to respond to topics which you aren't capable of discussing, like this one.

  150. You need to know how it feels to be cyberbullied. by Roanna · · Score: 1

    I know that this law would be difficult to enforce, and that we'd all like to be able to post our political views, ask difficult questions, and engage in other harmless and even noble behaviors anonymously, but cyberbullying is real and it can happen to any one.

    Ironically, I was online under a pseudonym at time. This was the fall of 2003. I did not know the word "cyberbullying," but something about this group felt very funny, so I thought my avatar would be happier there than I was. I'd had some bitter experiences with smaller ladies' groups. http://tacheiru.us/unfettered/defunct.html

    Here is the group my "personna" joined's URL. I'm not sure they are even active.

    http://www.geocities.com/trueheartsofgold/

    Haldis, my alter-ego (She's a bit more than a pseudonym. I've been online as her http://hopefulviper.us/haldis for seven years so she has a separate history and if I do something under her name, I say she did it. This helps me keep track of who I was when I did what.) soon had an inbox of overflowing mail and in among the letters from the Yahoogroup that was so overloading the servers at the time, it took three days to clear. In among these gems, came some very ugly poison pen letters from a throwaway email address. The emails accuesd my personna of having "an immoral relationship" with her boyfriend and said she'd better watch herself or something vaguely bad would happen. This sounds a lot milder as a description than it did in real life. There were also ugly messages left on the remotely loaded web board, my avatar had on her web site. She deleted some of them. I think there may be one or two left up.

    My avatar and I were both frightened. The avatar went to the list owner to complain. The list owner told her to be careful and watch it. We both interpreted this as the fact that the listowner did not want any bullies on her list and that she would do what she could to keep up her list's good name.

    Call it a miscalculation. The bullying continued. Haldis (my avatar) and I searched for ISP's and other clues and we managed to find the bully's identity. Meanwhile, Haldis got sick of the list and the way that they had gone after another member. Haldis ripped up a glurge just to see the reaction. She got thrown off the list but the email took three days to stop. She got to see the grand pile-up and pile-on that followed her ouster. Haldis also learned that the list owner had been in cahoots with the bully.

    Haldis had no choice but to email two cease and desist letters signed by her and witnessed by her fictional suite mates (Haldis is much younger than I and was a freshwoman in college at the time this all occured). The threat sounded real enough and the cyberbullies were history.

    I can still find letters I wrote about this at the time...

    Letter 1 -- Psycho by the Pound 11/4/03

    I took a nap and then Haldis had to score Web Leagues. Suffice it to say the scoring set up at ZOID is much better. I counted 70 ballots by hand. I had reason to dread doing it.

    I also did some thinking about the attack on Haldis. I tried to figure out what is provoking it. Haldis' political page is a possibility. Thadea's remarks about the crassness of competing a memorial page and site fighter demographics could be another. A third possibility is that the attacker "Squeakychair" is just crazy.

    I mean you don't like someone for some reason that you meet on a fairly open and unmoderated mailing list that brings in women from all over, you either have it out with them in public or you write them a confronting letter that you sign with your real name or you let it go. This crap with threats and taunts which almost feels like blackmail, feels crazy and crazy making.

    So the question is w

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  151. Because the internet is so safe and secure by Belteshazzar · · Score: 0

    Does this law assume that all sites have adequate protections for storing and securing personal info? I would not trust every site I post on to protect my personal info from being abused. Scaring everyone into always providing real names and addresses when asked could be quite the boon for identity thieves.