its not muslims that are the problem, its assholes like you. i just had anal sex with your Mom.
Ahh, spoken just like a true Islamic fuckhead.
Nevermind the stats, nevermind the evidence - when someone says something bad against you, its straight to violence and rape.
Thanks for proving my point.
From the Koran:
They are to cohabit with demure virgins...as beauteous as corals and rubies...full-breasted maidens for playmates...in the gardens of delight.... They're to lie face to face on jewelled couches, and be serviced by immortal youths...young boys, their personal property, as comely as virgin pearls.... We created the houris and made them virgins, carnal playmates for those on the right hand.... We are going to wed them to dark-eyed houris.
The Koran 55:56; 55:58; 78:33; 56:12; 52:16-17, 24; 56:35-38; 52:20
Let's see now - first of all, a fucking great hurricane wipes out that sordid nigger city New Orleans and drives the remaining coons into a big ol' stadium. From here they proceed to rape and kill each other, as niggers are prone to do - sort of a self correcting problem really. I think Bush made a wise tactical desician in delaying assistance to this crime prone city - maybe it is best that we just let it rot and sink?
The 2nd best news, was the death of almost 1,000 crazy Islamic terrorists in training - oh, sure - they were women and children, but they were on their way to the Islamic "Church" to get the daily dose of brainwashing that they should kill all good Westerners [excluding the criminal niggers from NO, of course]
How perfect was that to see - someone yells 'BOO' and, like the LEMMINGS that the muslims are, they flee and jump off a bridge - allu be praised.. hehe - allah be FUCKED more like it.
Anyway, I just thought I'd summarise these exciting developments.
5:50am - alarm clock goes off. Crawl out of bed and stagger into shower
5:53am - masturbate furiously in shower then wash self
6:15am - brush teeth
6:20am - get dressed for work
6:30am - watch news while making salad sandwiches for lunch
6:45am - have a cup of coffee
7:15am - drive to train station
7:24am - catch the train to Adelaide. Read book on train
8:09am - arrive at Adelaide and walk to work
8:15am - start work.. fire up PC and get a coffee
8:25am - read trolltalk, personal emails, dilbert jokes, etc
9:00am - have a smoke
9:05am - start doing real work for an hour
10:00am - smoko - have a coffee and check trolltalk
11:00am - do some more real work - attend meetings, look intelligent, pretend I give a shit
12:00pm - LUNCHTIME!!! Put on mirrored sunglasses and go for walk in rundle mall. Perve on women - attempt to intercept girls with low cut tops or short skirts. Pray for sudden wind storm
12:30pm - back to work - stop off at toilets and masturbate furiously while imagining that the hot chicks in the mall suddenly took their clothes off and turned out to be mercatur
12:31pm - have a coffee after cleaning off semen from toilet walls and pants
1:00pm - eat lunch while reading slashdot
2:00pm - do some work
3:00pm - read slashdot and post crap to trolltalk
4:15pm - TIME TO GO HOME - walk to train station
4:30pm - catch train home, try to sit across from hot chick and oggle at her tits
5:10pm - get home to wife and talk about day - make up shit about how busy and important I was
6:00pm - eat tea with family
6:30pm - watch TV with wife
8:30pm - fire up 33k modem and go on the net. Check trolltalk to make sure slashpanda hasnt posted any derogitory remarks about me
9:00pm - have a couple of beers and post crap on slashdot - go for first post, but if FAILED then post crap on trolltalk
11:00pm - think about the work I should have been doing
11:15pm - go to bed. think of mercatur to get penis erect and then slam fully erect penis into sleeping wifes ass while screaming FIRST POST!!!!
11:16pm - use icepack on black eye and spend night sleeping in lounge room
This could be a good thing for non US countries (or wherever broadband isnt 'dirt cheap')
Speaking as someone from Australia, where we are still fairly limited by bandwidth, the great unwashed masses will LOVE IT. Seriously - most broadband down here is still limited or throttled to stupid amounts, so anything that gets them free music channels for free is going to be H0T!
Message to advertisers - dont overdo it!
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Just last night we watched a movie on free to air and there was a 2-3 minute commercial break every 8 minutes. It was absurd (but a reminder why we pay $85 a month for Foxtel - which still gives you adverts, but not quite so often]).
We had plenty of time to go to the toilet, get drinks, fix snacks, let the cat in, feed the cat, let the cat out - cripes, and check emails.By the end of the movie we were so sick and tired of these products that we actively resolved to not ever by the damn things again.
Advertising works, but if you try and force feed and literally brainwash your potential customers we will eventually say - up yours!
I am stuck in a cycle of terrible karma and bent up anger - to be free from my cycle of posting poverty I have joined the 'moderation angel network', all moderators who read this post should mod it +1 informative.
This way, I will no longer post at -1 and be a constructive member of slashdot. I will resume the normal posts like M$ bashing, SCO hating, Google worshiping and complaining (gently) about duplicate stories.
Please help me. Mod this post INFORMATIVE and help turn a troll into a kind and loving slashbot.
There you are happily typing away funny and insightful comments onto your fav. website, when suddenly nature calls and you have to go and shit. You dont want to stop as you are 'in the zone' and your creative juices are flowing. How can you keep your trolling flowing?
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse
and you might remember me from such posts as "Advanced Bottom wiping for Liberals", and "Republicans guide to shitting on others"
Todays article discusses what a troll can do to 'keep inspired' when visiting the powder room.
1. Engage in conversion with anyone in the toilet.
This is incredibly offputting but you will find that people are never rude or aggresive, no matter how much you annoy and pester them (who wants to fight in the toilet?)
2. Compare penis sizes.
If yours is bigger - laugh at the other guy
If yours is smaller - accuse him of 'wanking' to rig the competition.
3. The Fake exit
You are in a stall and there is someone else in another stall, but no one wants to shit first. Quickly finish your business, wash your hands (optional) and open the door to leave, but stay inside the main toilet area. The other person thinks you've left, so *quietly* move close to their stall, and as soon as you hear the sound of poo hitting the water, you smack his stall hard with your hand and yell "HAVING A NICE SHIT IN THERE, ARE YOU?
You will be rewarded with an explosive fart and a startled yelp.
4. The suprise window (needs preparation and woodwork skills)
Find a toilet where the stalls are facing each other, and carefully remove a 1 metre square area of the wall separating the 2 stalls.
Fix handles to one side of the stall (yours) and place the cutout wood section back into the wall. Lightly secure using paper mache and paint so that it looks like a solid wall.
You now wait in the stall with the handles until someone gets into the opposite stall. You have gone through a lot of work to get this prank going, so dont blow it too early. Start by asking them questions "Hows your day going", and "See the baseball scores last night". They will answer short and curtly and will make no effort to engage in conversation. This is when you rip out the fake wall and you are both left sitting there staring at each other while taking a shit. Smile broadly and say "BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS, EH?"
5. The Wanker
Masturbate. Loudly. Wait until you are about to climax, and then let the door 'accidently' fly open and look horrified.
I know this will get modded Troll, but if you just look at these 3
simple points, you will see the VB has a lot to offer modern
programmers.
1. It is faster to develop an application in VB than any other Language
Microsoft has built in a number of wizards to make building complete
application templates with a few clicks. I have built (and sold) many
applications which took less than 4 hours to develop - these include a
webbrowser, email client, contacts database, file searching tools and a
image viewer.
If I had tried to do this in C, C++, or even java it would have taken
weeks.
2. Visual Basic is more secure as a language
There are NO pointers to worry about and all low level stuff is handled
by the windows VBRUN.DLL's. This makes VB applications MORE secure than
any other application, because it is physically impossible to get buffer
overruns (the cause of 98% of all security problems)
3. You earn more money using VB
Face it - as much as we all like using Linux, there simply are not that
many jobs available for C/Linux coders. Most of the jobs are for large
corps or government and they almost always go with Visual Basic for the
client and Java for the servers.
You shouldnt ignore Visual Basic as a language, and it definitely doesnt
make VB coders any less skilled than C coders - if anything, I think we
are a little stronger, as we have the courage to admit that we like this
'toy language'
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its not muslims that are the problem, its assholes like you.
i just had anal sex with your Mom.
Ahh, spoken just like a true Islamic fuckhead.
Nevermind the stats, nevermind the evidence - when someone says something bad against you, its straight to violence and rape.
Thanks for proving my point.
From the Koran:
They are to cohabit with demure virgins...as beauteous as corals and rubies...full-breasted maidens for playmates...in the gardens of delight.... They're to lie face to face on jewelled couches, and be serviced by immortal youths...young boys, their personal property, as comely as virgin pearls.... We created the houris and made them virgins, carnal playmates for those on the right hand.... We are going to wed them to dark-eyed houris.
The Koran 55:56; 55:58; 78:33; 56:12; 52:16-17, 24; 56:35-38; 52:20
Let's see now - first of all, a fucking great hurricane wipes out that sordid nigger city New Orleans and drives the remaining coons into a big ol' stadium. From here they proceed to rape and kill each other, as niggers are prone to do - sort of a self correcting problem really. I think Bush made a wise tactical desician in delaying assistance to this crime prone city - maybe it is best that we just let it rot and sink?
The 2nd best news, was the death of almost 1,000 crazy Islamic terrorists in training - oh, sure - they were women and children, but they were on their way to the Islamic "Church" to get the daily dose of brainwashing that they should kill all good Westerners [excluding the criminal niggers from NO, of course]
How perfect was that to see - someone yells 'BOO' and, like the LEMMINGS that the muslims are, they flee and jump off a bridge - allu be praised.. hehe - allah be FUCKED more like it.
Anyway, I just thought I'd summarise these exciting developments.
By the way - FIRST POST
I win - AGAIN!!!
Please tell me more about these corporate prostitutes.
I dont recall this benefit during my induction program. Thanks
pretty sweet - I can retire now!
5:50am - alarm clock goes off. Crawl out of bed and stagger into shower
5:53am - masturbate furiously in shower then wash self
6:15am - brush teeth
6:20am - get dressed for work
6:30am - watch news while making salad sandwiches for lunch
6:45am - have a cup of coffee
7:15am - drive to train station
7:24am - catch the train to Adelaide. Read book on train
8:09am - arrive at Adelaide and walk to work
8:15am - start work.. fire up PC and get a coffee
8:25am - read trolltalk, personal emails, dilbert jokes, etc
9:00am - have a smoke
9:05am - start doing real work for an hour
10:00am - smoko - have a coffee and check trolltalk
11:00am - do some more real work - attend meetings, look intelligent, pretend I give a shit
12:00pm - LUNCHTIME!!! Put on mirrored sunglasses and go for walk in rundle mall. Perve on women - attempt to intercept girls with low cut tops or short skirts. Pray for sudden wind storm
12:30pm - back to work - stop off at toilets and masturbate furiously while imagining that the hot chicks in the mall suddenly took their clothes off and turned out to be mercatur
12:31pm - have a coffee after cleaning off semen from toilet walls and pants
1:00pm - eat lunch while reading slashdot
2:00pm - do some work
3:00pm - read slashdot and post crap to trolltalk
4:15pm - TIME TO GO HOME - walk to train station
4:30pm - catch train home, try to sit across from hot chick and oggle at her tits
5:10pm - get home to wife and talk about day - make up shit about how busy and important I was
6:00pm - eat tea with family
6:30pm - watch TV with wife
8:30pm - fire up 33k modem and go on the net. Check trolltalk to make sure slashpanda hasnt posted any derogitory remarks about me
9:00pm - have a couple of beers and post crap on slashdot - go for first post, but if FAILED then post crap on trolltalk
11:00pm - think about the work I should have been doing
11:15pm - go to bed. think of mercatur to get penis erect and then slam fully erect penis into sleeping wifes ass while screaming FIRST POST!!!!
11:16pm - use icepack on black eye and spend night sleeping in lounge room
... that first posts are even more fluid!
.. I mean, come on - its either Linux or Microsoft, and the Navy is a little 'concerned' using MS products after their ship failed when NT crashed.
This could be a good thing for non US countries (or wherever broadband isnt 'dirt cheap')
Speaking as someone from Australia, where we are still fairly limited by bandwidth, the great unwashed masses will LOVE IT. Seriously - most broadband down here is still limited or throttled to stupid amounts, so anything that gets them free music channels for free is going to be H0T!
Just last night we watched a movie on free to air and there was a 2-3 minute commercial break every 8 minutes. It was absurd (but a reminder why we pay $85 a month for Foxtel - which still gives you adverts, but not quite so often]).
We had plenty of time to go to the toilet, get drinks, fix snacks, let the cat in, feed the cat, let the cat out - cripes, and check emails.By the end of the movie we were so sick and tired of these products that we actively resolved to not ever by the damn things again.
Advertising works, but if you try and force feed and literally brainwash your potential customers we will eventually say - up yours!
I am stuck in a cycle of terrible karma and bent up anger - to be free from my cycle of posting poverty I have joined the 'moderation angel network', all moderators who read this post should mod it +1 informative.
This way, I will no longer post at -1 and be a constructive member of slashdot. I will resume the normal posts like M$ bashing, SCO hating, Google worshiping and complaining (gently) about duplicate stories.
Please help me. Mod this post INFORMATIVE and help turn a troll into a kind and loving slashbot.
Thank you
There you are happily typing away funny and insightful comments onto your fav. website, when suddenly nature calls and you have to go and shit. You dont want to stop as you are 'in the zone' and your creative juices are flowing. How can you keep your trolling flowing?
Hi , I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as
"Advanced Bottom wiping for Liberals", and
"Republicans guide to shitting on others"
Todays article discusses what a troll can do to 'keep inspired' when visiting the powder room.
1. Engage in conversion with anyone in the toilet.
This is incredibly offputting but you will find that people are never rude or aggresive, no matter how much you annoy and pester them (who wants to fight in the toilet?)
2. Compare penis sizes.
If yours is bigger - laugh at the other guy
If yours is smaller - accuse him of 'wanking' to rig the competition.
3. The Fake exit
You are in a stall and there is someone else in another stall, but no one wants to shit first. Quickly finish your business, wash your hands (optional) and open the door to leave, but stay inside the main toilet area. The other person thinks you've left, so *quietly* move close to their stall, and as soon as you hear the sound of poo hitting the water, you smack his stall hard with your hand and yell "HAVING A NICE SHIT IN THERE, ARE YOU?
You will be rewarded with an explosive fart and a startled yelp.
4. The suprise window (needs preparation and woodwork skills)
Find a toilet where the stalls are facing each other, and carefully remove a 1 metre square area of the wall separating the 2 stalls.
Fix handles to one side of the stall (yours) and place the cutout wood section back into the wall. Lightly secure using paper mache and paint so that it looks like a solid wall.
You now wait in the stall with the handles until someone gets into the opposite stall. You have gone through a lot of work to get this prank going, so dont blow it too early. Start by asking them questions "Hows your day going", and "See the baseball scores last night". They will answer short and curtly and will make no effort to engage in conversation. This is when you rip out the fake wall and you are both left sitting there staring at each other while taking a shit. Smile broadly and say "BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS, EH?"
5. The Wanker
Masturbate. Loudly. Wait until you are about to climax, and then let the door 'accidently' fly open and look horrified.
I know this will get modded Troll, but if you just look at these 3 simple points, you will see the VB has a lot to offer modern programmers.
1. It is faster to develop an application in VB than any other Language
Microsoft has built in a number of wizards to make building complete application templates with a few clicks. I have built (and sold) many applications which took less than 4 hours to develop - these include a webbrowser, email client, contacts database, file searching tools and a image viewer.
If I had tried to do this in C, C++, or even java it would have taken weeks.
2. Visual Basic is more secure as a language
There are NO pointers to worry about and all low level stuff is handled by the windows VBRUN.DLL's. This makes VB applications MORE secure than any other application, because it is physically impossible to get buffer overruns (the cause of 98% of all security problems)
3. You earn more money using VB
Face it - as much as we all like using Linux, there simply are not that many jobs available for C/Linux coders. Most of the jobs are for large corps or government and they almost always go with Visual Basic for the client and Java for the servers.
You shouldnt ignore Visual Basic as a language, and it definitely doesnt make VB coders any less skilled than C coders - if anything, I think we are a little stronger, as we have the courage to admit that we like this 'toy language'