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GTA: San Andreas to be Re-Released Next Week

404Ender writes "According to GameStop and EB, the wildly successful Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas will finally be re-released without the controversial "Hot Coffee" content and clean of anything that might demand an AO rating. Will this be the first game in a series of many to come that will be pulled off the market to be changed due to questionable content? How long before a Hot Coffee replacement mod is produced?"

272 comments

  1. OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    so can someone get me a coffee, please?

  2. GTA: Old England released by HugePedlar · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Warm Tea" mod. Controversy ensues.

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    1. Re:GTA: Old England released by JPriest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't give them any ideas, for most other games releasing the same game with a different city would be considered an "expansion pack".

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    2. Re:GTA: Old England released by Have+Blue · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No Hot Coffee Please, We're British?

    3. Re:GTA: Old England released by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      they're not that desperate, they're just making Sanka switch

    4. Re:GTA: Old England released by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I remember rightly, for the GTA: London game, everything bar the engine was changed - missions, cars, maps, etc - are you seriously suggesting that unless you change the underlying game engine (or even use a completely different one) it's not a different game?

      I'm an avid Rockstar entheusiast, I own every single GTA game that's been released and quite a bit of the rest of their catalogue too, and I really don't see your point - they dont just change the city, they change *the entire game* apart from the engine, something that most regular gamers don't really know or care much about.

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    5. Re:GTA: Old England released by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You want controversy?

      Just wait until they do this with a book. What about re-writing Steinbeck without the sex and violence (oh, sorry...just without the sex then, 'cause violence is a-ok). Or James Joyce? Nah...no-one reads that shit anyway. I know....Grisham!

      Better yet: take all the sex out of the bible! Slim that fucker half down back to a more kiddiefriendly, caryable size. Just don't take out the violence, or you'll have nothing left anymore.

      Contraversy assured.

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    6. Re:GTA: Old England released by soft_guy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      What I find funny is very religious Christians who do not want their children to read parts of the bible having to do with sex or violence.

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    7. Re:GTA: Old England released by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      State of Emergency really sucked. Perhaps I didn't understand the point of it.

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    8. Re:GTA: Old England released by eggsome · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL
      I totaly had an image of "english porno" in my head from Family Guy.

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    9. Re:GTA: Old England released by KUHurdler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What I find funny is bigots against religion that complain about the intolerance of christians.

      Should we now be teaching kids about sex/violence before we teach them how to read/write?

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    10. Re:GTA: Old England released by colmore · · Score: 1

      It was a joke dude. I think all he meant by "Old England" was that the next game will be in a setting without drive bys, hookers, murders, and drug running.

      (Not that victorian england lacked these things or their equivalents, a crime game set in pre-modern times could be really REALLY cool. The slums of old industrial london were downright brutal. Read your Dickens)

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    11. Re:GTA: Old England released by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Bigots against relgion? What, pointing out that most of the bible (and for that matter the koran, the baghadvadgita and the torah too) is filled with sex and violence? I have read these books in full (which is more than many a christian/jew/muslim can say). They might contain quite some 'moral guidance', but they sure as hell contain all that sex and violence.

      There was no 'complaining about the intollerance of christians'...that is, until this post, railing against your intollerance (and apparent ignorance! Read your own fucking holy book, idiot! That's what the bookpress was invented for!). Heh...'turn the other cheek' indeed...much less 'respect your fellow man'.

      "Should we now be teaching kids about sex/violence before we teach them how to read/write?"

      WTF? Where do you get that from? The point was that if a game (meant for mature, 17+ year olds no less) could be and has been cencore4d for mature content, why not do so with a book? Why not do so with literature (which, I might remind you, any parent would be fucking THRILLED if their kid could read at that level, and would encourage them to read Steinbeck if they could). And if we do it with a book, why not do it to an 'ur-book' like the bible, which has a much larger share of sex and violence than many others (and if you dare refute that, go read the old testament, you ignorant hypocritical bigot).
      It a line of reasoning...maybe you've heard of it? It makes the case that if we cencor a videogame, why not cencor your religious book (which contains much more graphic sexual content [go read judges 19] and much worse graphic and psychological violence than any game and many books [and that actual doees include Marquis de Sade's book! And he's pretty bad!])?

      And do you know whats funny? How the fuck is thyat last statement possible? A kid has to be able to read/write before he can read the bible or understand anything else which could impart any morality on him.

      And getting back on topic...I'd rather that kids learn about sex than violence. Maybe you, as a god fearing christian, should understand that best of all.

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    12. Re:GTA: Old England released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, will you get down off your soapbox? The guy wrote a SINGLE, probably poorly thought out sentence, and you write a small book back at him.

      Oh, and anyone on here that uses "blah de blah...maybe you've heard of it?" in any sort of argument is immediately wrong by default, mainly because Americans don't get sarcasm or irony and it confuses them.

    13. Re:GTA: Old England released by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      I have read the entire bible, but that is irrelevant. This discussion was about GTA, and YOU were the first one to lash out at religion. I decided I would take a hit to my "karma" to point that out.

      I'm still not sure why you have such hatred and bigotry toward religion, especially when all you can do is point out their "intollerance". Spout your "turn the other cheek" bullcrap while you provoke a fight.

      Christians are still human, and faulting them for being so is ridiculous. First, you don't believe anything they say, and then you hold them to an standard of perfection. Of course they won't live up to it. Only one man has ever lived up to that standard, and mankind killed him for it anyway.

      The bible is a compilation of books, written for instruction to God's people... Instructions profitable/meaningful throughout their life. By definition that means has parts that many wouldn't deem appropriate for a 3 year old. Does that mean it should be removed? Not in my opinion. But, that does not automatically mean we should start teaching it to 3 yr olds either.
      I'm certainly not the first one in line to burn Harry Potter books or any book for that matter, but I don't see why we need to go out of our way to give kids pornographic/mature type material.

      I'd rather teach kids about positive things like peace, love, joy, goodness, kindness, patience, faithfullness, gentleness and self control... then maybe they can learn about sex and violence.

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  3. sloppy joe by j3rryh · · Score: 1, Funny

    The other "hidden" mini games: Sloppy Joe & Jelly Donut are still going to be included, right? -j3rry

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  4. So it'll be an empty box then... by laptop006 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Otherwise how will it be "clean of anything that might demand an AO rating"?

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    1. Re:So it'll be an empty box then... by LordEd · · Score: 2, Funny

      only if they make it so the box can't be altered for any other use.

    2. Re:So it'll be an empty box then... by PhotoBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good point. I could remove the cover from the case and print a picture of tub girl on the back of it. We clearly must ban San Andreas now before children everywhere are exposed to this disgusting mod! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children???

    3. Re:So it'll be an empty box then... by biraneto2 · · Score: 1

      Killing and stealling are ok. The problem is children are not allowed to know people get naked and make sex before they are 18. It's against the law. It would ruin their lives and cause unreversible traumas.

  5. Maddox said it best... by Zone-MR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read his page on the hot coffee mod...

    Thank God. I'll be the first person to download and patch my PC version of "Grand Theft Auto." I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game.

    1. Re:Maddox said it best... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      > I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and
      > terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game.

      -nod- Mass murder, destruction of property, robbery and prostitution are one thing (er... four), but showing
      C.J. having consensual sex with his girlfriend? Dear God, man, there are CHILDREN playing this game !

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    2. Re:Maddox said it best... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just want to know where I can still get the origional. I've never cared about GTA before, but now that there's content that's forbiden, I must find a way to get it.

      Let me know when you find something. I'll be surfing for hot nude teens while waiting.

      TW

    3. Re:Maddox said it best... by ttldkns · · Score: 2, Informative

      try ordering a copy from the UK, the seemingly only sane country to still be selling the original version. And you yanks call us brits prude!

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    4. Re:Maddox said it best... by eggz128 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well it was an 18 cert to start with anyway here.

    5. Re:Maddox said it best... by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      Who calls you prude, there was an entier movie made where 2 of the characters were looking for the steamy european sex that their ancestors denied them by moving to America (which they said was a country founded by prudes).

    6. Re:Maddox said it best... by Phiu-x · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Dear God, man, there are CHILDREN playing this game !

      I'm not sure if your comment was meant to be ironic, but i'll bite...

      It's obvious that this game is not meant to be played by children. I know its an old argument, but stupid parents are the problem. If only people would better educate their childs instead of letting the tv, video games and school taking care of it.

      Why are these kind of things always "resolved" by the lowest common denominator?

      A couple of days ago I read something along like this : 90% of all the people need to be told what to do, wich I believe is true. But WTF is this society? Do we want this? Like many others here, I don't feel like I belong to the 90%, but why should we suffer the consequences?

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    7. Re:Maddox said it best... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I'm not sure if your comment was meant to be ironic

      Then you need to recalibrate your irony detector ;)

      > I know its an old argument, but stupid parents are the problem

      I agree with the sentiment, but in this case I think it's a societal uptightness about sex. I never cease to be
      astonished by the levels of tolerance people have for gore and violence, so much so I can barely sit through what
      qualifies for an R rating these days, but they have no tolerance whatsoever for the natural and wonderful act of
      sex. The fact that we see the truly astonishing level of violence we do on the same stations that flew completely
      off the handle when Janet Jackson's tit flopped out for a tenth of a second says something really dark and
      disturbing about our society's appetites.

      Now, I don't think we should censor ANY of this stuff, although I'm fully in favor of labelling and warning people
      so they can make educated choices, but if I had to choose between a sex scene and a guy getting lit on fire,
      it's not a tough decision. =)

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    8. Re:Maddox said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have kids? Because if you do, you know that controlling everything they see and do is impossible, especially as they get into their teens. I'm all for freedom of expression and don't think GTA is harmful, but it seems to me that Rockstar isn't some Patrick Henry-esque company pushing for greater freedoms. They are a for profit business that uses the "naughty" stuff to sell more games.

    9. Re:Maddox said it best... by Legendof_Pedro · · Score: 3, Funny

      if I had to choose between a sex scene and a guy getting lit on fire, it's not a tough decision. =)

      Wow, both those thing turn me on....

    10. Re:Maddox said it best... by nasor · · Score: 1

      "I never cease to be astonished by the levels of tolerance people have for gore and violence, so much so I can barely sit through what qualifies for an R rating these days, but they have no tolerance whatsoever for the natural and wonderful act of sex."

      Most parents probably don't really worry that their kids will actually go out and carjack people or shoot police officers. They do, however, worry about their kids having sex. I'm not saying it makes sense, but that's probably why people get upset about one and not the other.

    11. Re:Maddox said it best... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      but showing C.J. having consensual sex with his girlfriend? Dear God, man, there are CHILDREN playing this game !

      In fact they're the ones who wanted it removed. They said the crappy graphics suck compared to the p*rn they're used to watch.

    12. Re:Maddox said it best... by ShakiirNvar · · Score: 1

      Why the Internet of course, where else?

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    13. Re:Maddox said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely it has to do with our religious heritage. Read the bible. Sex bad. Violence OK.

    14. Re:Maddox said it best... by slugo3 · · Score: 1

      you can download the first and second versions free off of Rockstar's site.

      http://www.rockstargames.com/classics/gta.html

    15. Re:Maddox said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >if I had to choose between a sex scene and a guy >getting lit on fire, it's not a tough decision. =)

      The wonders of the internet mean you no longer have to choose between one, may I present to you:
      www.pyroporn.com

    16. Re:Maddox said it best... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I picked up my copy at Best Buy during the controversy but before the rerating. The price tag obscured the ESRB rating on the front of the box.

      The original distributor of the Hot Coffee mod has withdrawn it from his site. You have to get it from others now and hope you're not also installing malware.

      GTA:SA now has a patch available for the PC version that fixes some bugs and blocks the Hot Coffee mod. I haven't heard of anyone unbundling the patch to apply the bug fixes and not the mod blocker.

      The UK version didn't require rerating, but they may also have rereleased it there without the content withdrawn from the US market (single build source and the minigame not part of the localization), or had the aforementioned patch applied. If so, you might not be able to discern the difference from the packaging, and I don't think amazon.co.uk will ship software out of the country. (They won't ship toys either.)

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    17. Re:Maddox said it best... by ElVaquero · · Score: 1

      It was rated as such in America too.

    18. Re:Maddox said it best... by Treebeard+the+Ent · · Score: 1

      I never cease to be
      astonished by the levels of tolerance people have for gore and violence


      For what it's worth:

      I believe the uptightness about sex stems quite a bit from the fact that a lot of people (not all) can watch acts of violence and see them for the bad things they are. Most people have a natural ability to watch a guy get lit on fire and not have a desire to go out and try it.

      Sex, on the other hand, is something that as humans we have a desire for. Watching acts of sex increases that desire. I know that I don't want my daughter exposed to either right now. Maybe when she is older and understands violence on TV isn't real, that would be ok (I'd still rather her not to be a TV watcher). As far as sex goes, I don't want her to increase her natural human desire for it until she is married and gone.

      I personally wish they would remove the whole sex with a hooker aspect of the game too.

      Combine sex and violence and

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    19. Re:Maddox said it best... by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1

      I'd choose the guy being lit on fire. Why? A guy being lit on fire is always cool. A sex scene is only cool if the people involved are hot or at least mildy attractive.

    20. Re:Maddox said it best... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Combine sex and violence and -- Help me upgrade my Xbox to an Xbox360 [free360xbox.com]

      Interesting idea, but I doubt it'd work.

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    21. Re:Maddox said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usenet of course. It should be available on alt.binaries.* newsgroups and if it isn't you can just request it.

    22. Re:Maddox said it best... by Treebeard+the+Ent · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm... strange... I could have sworn that I finished that thought. Anyhow, you get the point. Please ignore that last sentance fragment as I can't remember what I was going to say, nor do I care enough to try and recall.

      Thanks for pointing that out though.

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    23. Re:Maddox said it best... by eggz128 · · Score: 1

      No it was rated NC17. Suitable for 17year olds plus. The AO rating it was shifted to afterwards moved it into 18+ territory.

      That year makes all the difference apparently.

    24. Re:Maddox said it best... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Here in New Zealand the original is still being sold, and in a lot of places I've seen it being advertised as "uncut", "unedited version", "get it while it's still hot!" etc.

      I'm not sure what the export laws on software are in New Zealand - it might be possible to buy it from an overseas address - try the local Gameplanet site (link withheld for reaons of taste).

    25. Re:Maddox said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the parent said 'here', meaning where the parent was, not where you were. In otherwords, they were talking about the certificate in the UK, not the US.

    26. Re:Maddox said it best... by kwoff · · Score: 1
      GTA:SA now has a patch available for the PC version that fixes some bugs and blocks the Hot Coffee mod. I haven't heard of anyone unbundling the patch to apply the bug fixes and not the mod blocker.

      It really has some annoying bugs (on my computer, at least). Sometimes the mouse stops working, and a few times everything froze up requiring a ctrl-alt-del to stop it.

  6. WTF? by bazmail · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    San Andreas without BOOBS is NOT entertainment. Bring back the BOOBS!!!!!

  7. is it just me or... by think_12 · · Score: 1

    ... doesn't stupid things like that make you want to yell "GROW THE ASTERISK ASTERISK ASTERISK ASTERISK UP!!!!"

    1. Re:is it just me or... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Nope. I have trouble saying "asterisk" once much less four times in a row.
      -russ

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  8. hrm.... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long before a Hot Coffee replacement mod is produced?

    for computers, I would say roughly 30 seconds.

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  9. This could lead to... by silasthehobbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Them then re-releasing the Hot Coffee version as a special adult-only don't-have-to-hack-the-code release (which I'm guessing some people would buy) and making MORE money from this. Which would be exactly the opposite that the original complainants were attempting to achieve, no?

    1. Re:This could lead to... by z0idberg · · Score: 0

      Could be an interesting test case of sorts if they released the new watered down version and kept the old AO rated version on the shelves (or behind the counter, or wherever they keep the AO rated games).

      It would be interesting to see a comparison in the sales figures between the two different versions. Would the AO rating sell better due to its "restricted" status? I'm sure the censors would like to think no-one would buy the AO version but I tend to think otherwise....

    2. Re:This could lead to... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      YES YES YES!! PLEASE!!
      I would love an uncut version of GTA, with complete full sexual intercourse and stuff "unsuitable for kids".

      Have one version M, which is like its now and another version as AO with everything the designers ever wanted and thought was taboo.

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    3. Re:This could lead to... by mlk · · Score: 0

      Have you seen it? I'd demand a refund! :-)

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    4. Re:This could lead to... by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I'm almost positive the next incarnation of GTA will be released in dual versions. If they are smart they will release the AO version a few months after the M version so that they can get some people to buy 2 copies.

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    5. Re:This could lead to... by ifwm · · Score: 1

      That's the only way I'll buy it.

    6. Re:This could lead to... by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

      That's actually a good idea. It also follows the trend I've seen in DVD releases where there's the "rated" version and the "unrated" version. Perhaps they could sell the "M" version of GTA in stores and offer the "AO" version through their website or retailers who agree to sell the "AO" version. My guess is the dirty version would sell much better than the clean version (though both terms are relative).

    7. Re:This could lead to... by jcuervo · · Score: 5, Funny
      Have one version M, which is like its now and another version as AO with everything the designers ever wanted and thought was taboo.
      ...Replacing the chick with a goat?
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    8. Re:This could lead to... by lotrtrotk · · Score: 1

      I just hope they don't start releasing games as "unrated" just as a buzzword so people will buy it. It drives me crazy when I walk into a video store & see a new movie that ONLY has an "unrated" version. It's just the ordinary movie, but they slap a fancy label on it like they think people are too stupid to know the difference

    9. Re:This could lead to... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      'Which would be exactly the opposite that the original complainants were attempting to achieve, no?'

      I don't see anything about Corporate America that doesn't want people to make as much money as possible (and the be separated from it just as quickly!)

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    10. Re:This could lead to... by westlake · · Score: 1
      then re-releasing the Hot Coffee version as a special adult-only don't-have-to-hack-the-code release (which I'm guessing some people would buy) and making MORE money from this

      It is not going to happen.

      Rockstar derailed the PR build-up for the next generation consoles. It left the ESRB hanging by a thread and drew unwanted attention to Walmart.

      Rockstar has few friends left in the board room and none in government.

    11. Re:This could lead to... by crutchman · · Score: 1

      Hmm...Leasure Suit Larry Magna Cum Lauda anyone? That is exactly what they did....AO through a different website, M in stores.
      (No I don't own it, just laughed when I saw it on the shelves at Comp USA)

    12. Re:This could lead to... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Rockstar derailed the PR build-up for the next generation consoles. It left the ESRB hanging by a thread and drew unwanted attention to Walmart. Rockstar has few friends left in the board room and none in government.

      And every gamer in America heard all about it. Cue a run on original-release copies of San Andreas, I've no doubt.

      Rockstar have never given a fuck for conservative morality, except insofar as offending said morality gets them free publicity. They certainly went out of their way to piss off the British tabloids, back when the original GTA came out.

      The whole thing has been great publicity for Rockstar and the GTA franchise. So, if a few years down the line they release GTA4, but run into this stupid problem again, then they can release a US-rated version that just has the brutal violence, and a UK version that has the sex in it too, and amazon.co.uk can make a fucking killing, no pun intended, on mail orders from the US.

      For a certain kind of game, controversy is good publicity. Rockstar, it must be said, are masters of this dark art; they'll do very, very well out of it when the next GTA game comes out.

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  10. GTA: Bonny Scotland released by bloodredsun · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Shortbread and Whisky" mod. Many tartan travel rugs upset.

  11. Get my kid a beer, a knife, and a hooker already by inexion · · Score: 0

    Damnit, shouldnt we be thinking of better ways to start our kids off with games? I mean....Id rather see my boy mutilating a whore after hes had sex with her, than say playing hockey.

  12. Moot point? by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um, I don't know about you guys, but as I see it GTA is not something suitable for kids regardles off the amount of booty shown.

    Any game with that amount of violence should be adults only. It's funny as hell, but it really does demand a mature mind... IMHO anyways.

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    1. Re:Moot point? by Karaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, it depends on the mind of the kid. Some of them are well too matured for their age and already know that killing a cop is something you do in a computer game only, not in real life :)

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    2. Re:Moot point? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      That is the whole point I think come on the game was already rated for 17+ persons!! so what is the freaking difference if a 17.5 guy see a sexual relation simulation against a 18???? that is stupid if the game was rated for people under 16 or something I will agree... but how just ask any of the population between 17 and 18 years old if they have seen a pornographic movie and I am really sure more than the 80% have!

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    3. Re:Moot point? by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      See, that's why we have the M rating. Anything rated MA really is for adults, just like NC-17....for both you have to be 17+. AO is the rating they traditionally only give to porn games, generally avaliable either only over the net or in...well, porn shops.

      Now what I want to know, is how does two fully clothed, badly rendered characters engaging in what has been described as "sexual activity" get to be considered porn. Especially in a game where said content was locked away and likely included with the game only because they were too lazy to remove the code....and requires a patch to unlock...how is that a porn game? It's never really been explained properly to me.

      And all this "protect the children" BS? The game was rated M...for Mature. With a very clear 17+ on the rating. The game never was intended for children, and around here they certainly couldn't buy a copy on their own, stores around here require proper ID to buy M rated games. If children play the game, it's the fault of the adult who bought it for them, likely their parents.
    4. Re:Moot point? by mplex · · Score: 1

      Well said, this whole thing is rediculous considering what the MA rating actually stand for. Every R movie I know has tons of nudity in it, and besides, movies scenes are real instead of some cheesy cartoon. Anyone with the resources to exploit the locked sequence using the internet could find tons of porn in seconds.

      Putting all of that aside, kids should not be playing GTA period. Parents need to realize that games are increasingly like movies, they appeal to a broad spectrum of the population and not all movies are appropriate for kids. What I don't understand is why gratuitous violence causes few concerns but a cheesy sex scene will force a game to be pulled. It's rated R, what did you expect?

    5. Re:Moot point? by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      A young cousin of mine once begged me to play it. I told her, "Ok, we'll go and ask your mother." Cousin says, "Ok I'll go ask her." I told her that I'd have to hear it from her mother so I should go with. She starts with the "No, no you don't have to." Then I promptly tell her that if she wants to play the game we both will talk to her mother. She shut up, pouted, and didn't bother me about that game ever again. I could have just said, "no, you are too young" since it was my game and all, but I knew if I did that it'd be a much longer argument.

      And so, the game did not instantly "corrupt the youth" there because of....what a shock....a responsable adult. Exactly as it should be. And it'd be the same if she'd asked to watch an R rated movie too.

      The most interesting thing about the whole issue though, is who is spearheading this "censor for the good of the children" stuff. It's not the "moral minority" of the Republican Party (come on, who really thinks ultra-religious rightwing powermongers really make up most of that party's membership?), but the Democrats, who are supposedly big on civil liberties and freedom....I guess it's freedom as they define it, and civil liberties as they only apply to Party members, and they define what those liberties are. Appairently it's freedom and liberty from anything offensive....as defined by an elite few.
  13. More time for violence by picz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally. No more distractions from sex and pr0n. More time for pure slaughter and massacres of innocent bystanders. /picz

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  14. IN OTHER NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in, Rockstar North pulled a "Speilberg" today by re-releasing their "GTA:San Andreas" game without any guns, sex, or even reckless driving available.

    First impressions of the game seem to be mixed, as you're only allowed to walk around town and wave to people.

    More news, as this develops.

    1. Re:IN OTHER NEWS by m4dm4n · · Score: 4, Funny

      First mission, making it through sunday church without falling asleep.

  15. Double standards by Durzel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The crazy thing about GTA:SA is that speaks volumes about the differences in cultures between the US and other countries.

    For example, here in the UK, GTA:SA - and its predecessors - got an 18 rating straight off the bat. That's the highest rating ELSPA (The Entertainment and Leisure Software Publishers Association, equivalent to your ESRB/IEMA) gives to video games over here. I guess its functionally equivalent to your AO rating.

    Although I'm not an expert on classifications I'm sure it earnt its 18 rating here due to the strong content - extreme violence, grand theft auto, prostitution and so on. The fact that some time down the line a hidden pixellated simulated sex mode was unlocked was just icing on the cake - the game was already strictly limited to adults anyway.

    I am presuming therefore that your M (17+) rating is equivalent to our 15 rating, which presumably means you are quite happy for 15 year old American youths to play out scenes where they can mug people, shoot cops, steal cars, use the services of prostitutes and so forth - but God forbid they see some pixellated nudity and crudely simulated sexual acts.

    Will someone please think of the children! (and give them some guys to protect themselves while you're at it)

    1. Re:Double standards by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am presuming therefore that your M (17+) rating is equivalent to our 15 rating, which presumably means you are quite happy for 15 year old American youths to play out scenes where they can mug people, shoot cops, steal cars, use the services of prostitutes and so forth

      Yup. That "17+" clearly stated in there means 15 over on this side of the Atlantic. In fact we subtract two from all positive European integers.

    2. Re:Double standards by Spad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction, GTA:SA and its predecessors got an 18 rating from the BBFC, not ELSPA. ELSPA ratings are an advisory system, whereas the BBFC ratings are legally binding.

      You'll also notice that nobody seems to really care about the Hot Coffee debacle in the UK anyway - the most we've seen are a few references to the "outrage" in the US and Oz.

    3. Re:Double standards by Mike_ya · · Score: 1

      17+ = 15 ? Thats some good math you got going on there.

    4. Re:Double standards by thefirelane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup. That "17+" clearly stated in there means 15 over on this side of the Atlantic

      Its the conversion rate.

    5. Re:Double standards by Durzel · · Score: 1

      I meant in ratings terms it is equivalent, we just happen to call our "15 years or older" rating "15".. my point is that your M rating would be equivalent to our 15, if AO is the same as our 18+.

    6. Re:Double standards by thefirelane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am presuming therefore that your M (17+)

      In our defense... you can join the military at 17 in the US. It would also be a little stupid to say "you aren't allowed to see violence in video games, if you want to see that... go to Iraq!" In other words, shoot people with computerized guns: not until 18 .. shoot people with real guns: 17

    7. Re:Double standards by LiNKz · · Score: 1

      Notably most stores will not stock AO rated games, which is why the rating hurt Rockstar. I'm going off of what I was told in the store.

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    8. Re:Double standards by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      No, M is not for 15 year olds, it's for 17 year olds and up.

      Yeah, it's stupid, 17+ instead of 18+, but here's the deal: a game with an AO rating won't get sold in any physical shop short of an adult bookstore, whereas a game with an M rating gets sold EVERYWHERE.

      Regarding the 'God forbid they see pixellated nudity,' there IS allowed to be some partial nudity in Teen rated games and full nudity in M games. AO is reserved for games depicting explicit sex acts. That's the difference. If the sex wasn't on camera, it'd be M anyway, but displaying it means that it could have been AO.

    9. Re:Double standards by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      you can join the military at 17 in the US. It would also be a little stupid to say "you aren't allowed to see violence in video games, if you want to see that... go to Iraq!" In other words, shoot people with computerized guns: not until 18 .. shoot people with real guns: 17

      Oh I see, so it's okay to not only pretend to kill people, but actually do it in real life as a profession. But seeing sex depicted in a game? Hell no! That better be for Adults Only!

    10. Re:Double standards by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

      Another correction is that the ELSPA system was replaced by the pan-European PEGI system quite a while before GTA:SA was released (well, it's nearly pan-European, there are still a few places with their own systems).

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    11. Re:Double standards by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well where I live, Israel, the game got a 18+ PEGI rating.
      But that doesn't it stop it from being sold next to other 18+ rated games in general computer stores you can find in any mall.
      I don't know if it's because we have much bigger problems than game regulation or the people here are smart enough to know it doesn't fucking matter. If a kid here wants to play the game, the kid will play the game. If not by buying, then by copying from a friend.
      Moreover, any kid that can find the hot coffee mod on the net, can certainly find more REAL porn than they could ever need. So again the point is moot.

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    12. Re:Double standards by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say they are equvalent. The US probably just has more ratings: Early Childhood (EC) 3+ Everyone (E) - 6+ Everyone 10+ (E10+) Teen (T) 13+ Mature (M) 17+ Adults Only (AO) Some of your 15 games might end up as T, and others might end up as M in the States.

    13. Re:Double standards by oudzeeman · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm posting this again, because like an idiot I posted it with no formatting the first time

      I wouldn't say they are equvalent. The US probably just has more ratings:
      Early Childhood (EC) 3+
      Everyone (E) - 6+
      Everyone 10+ (E10+)
      Teen (T) 13+
      Mature (M) 17+
      Adults Only (AO)

      Some of your 15 games might end up as T, and others might end up as M in the States.

    14. Re:Double standards by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, ages are all messed up in the United states. If your birthday is in November, you can technically graduate college (in a 4 year program), and be working before you are allowed to start drinking alcohol. (at age 21) Yet you are allowed to vote, at 18. Join the army at 17. Besides what's the difference between M and AO. 1 year. At that rate, they may as well just drop the AO rating, bring M up to 18, and relieve all the confusion.

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    15. Re:Double standards by mlk · · Score: 1

      In the UK, age checking is a legal requirement, as I understand it, the same is not true in the US (for M, I don't know about AO), due to free-speach laws.

      So 18+ can be sold in Game, but the shop staff are not legal alowed to sell to youngsters. Alas this does nothing as Mum will just think "ahh, a wee video game".

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    16. Re:Double standards by JesterXXV · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...your M (17+) rating is equivalent to our 15 rating...

      Man, I don't think I'll ever get used to the metric system.

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    17. Re:Double standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..."At that rate, they may as well just drop the AO rating, bring M up to 18, and relieve all the confusion."...

      If they do that then they should put a rating inbetween "T" and "M" like "MT" for Mature Teens 15 years old and up. Lesser "M" rated games like Deus Ex 1 & 2, Half-Life 1 & 2 and Halo 1 & 2 and higher "T" rated games like Battlefield 2 could go in that new catagory.

    18. Re:Double standards by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      they can mug people, shoot cops, steal cars, use the services of prostitutes and so forth - but God forbid they see some pixellated nudity and crudely simulated sexual acts.

      I think it was best put as: "You can take a life, but you can't make a life".

    19. Re:Double standards by Hell+O'World · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are those African or European swallows?

    20. Re:Double standards by jjon · · Score: 1

      The UK ratings (from the top of http://www.bbfc.co.uk/) are:

      Uc - Universal, especially suitable for children
      U - Universal
      PG - Parental Guidance, some scenes unsuitable for children
      12 - For ages 12 and up only.
      12A - Children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult. (Used for 12-rated movies when they're at the cinema)
      15 - For ages 15 and up only.
      18 - For ages 18 and up only.
      R18 - For ages 18 and up only, only available in licensed sex shops.

      So I guess your "M" is our "15" or "18", and your "AO" is our "R18".

    21. Re:Double standards by lowrydr310 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      When the whole outrage broke out, I was in Target looking at video games and noticed a sign in place of the GTA:SA stock that read, "Due to mature content, Target will no longer carry Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"

      While I was reading it, I noticed some little kid buying the latest Fiddy Cent CD. Target stocks a ton of rap CDs, and doesn't restrict sales. I find it odd that a kid can't buy GTA because of some pixellated pr0n, but it's perfectly OK to buy a CD of someone rapping about sexual acts (in some cases violent sexual acts).

    22. Re:Double standards by Astatine · · Score: 2, Informative

      As another poster said, it's a BBFC rating of 18 in the UK, which is stronger than an ELSPA rating. But it's not "functionally equivalent" to the "AO" rating in the US, because all the UK games stores happily stock 18-rated games. (Doom 3 got an 18 from the BBFC too and they all stocked that, for instance.) It's more similar to an "M" rating, except for the 1 year age difference.

    23. Re:Double standards by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      My history teacher back in high-school told me that the "reason" they raised the drinking age back to 21 was because IDs were easy to fake back then and its much easier for a 15 year old to pass for 18 then 21. Given that ID technology has progressed, perhaps its time to lower the age.

      Maybe if it wasn't illegal you could convince college students to have a little sense when it came to consumption.

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    24. Re:Double standards by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Note that, in the US, everyone from 13-16 can watch the same stuff, but that we have a special distinction for the 1 year gap between 17 and 18. Retarded.

    25. Re:Double standards by el_womble · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. Have you seen UK universities?

      Cock-Soc (Cocktail Society): Fill a few (clean) dustbins with as much vodka, orange juice lemonade etc as you have in the budget. Then charge £2 a pint. --In Nottingham / Leeds I've actually seen Ambulances queing.

      Bar Crawls: Ottley run starts two miles out of town with 18 bars between you and the city centre. You are supposed to have a pint in each one on the way. Nottingham: the campus 14. There are 14 bars on campus, can you have a pint in each one before closing?

      The list goes on. The fact is that college kids are bright and free from their parents for the first time. They can do anything they put their mind to and have little respect for limits impossed by law. Unfortunately most of the time, that involves getting drunk or stoned... shame its not world peace really.

      The fact is you could make alcohol illegal and people would still get sh1tfaced - I know, I brewed my own at college.

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    26. Re:Double standards by databyss · · Score: 1

      Crazy idea here...

      Maybe it's possible, just humor me here, that two seperate countries came up with two seperate ways to rate entertainment?

      I know, I know... it's silly, but lemme finish.

      Maybe the systems don't have to correlate to each other because they weren't designed too.

      Oh geez... I am a crackpot.

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    27. Re:Double standards by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Pussies. Last time I was at a kegger (which was admittedly a while ago), they had a tub full of ever-clear and koolaid mix, basically 100% alcohol. $5 at the door, all you can drink (they had regular drinks too).

      Joking aside, I suppose the point of my comment is that there is a sense of "drink as much as you want it doesn't matter" during the college years.

      Perhaps its because drinking is illegal (and therefor you have already crossed the line), perhaps not. The upshot is that about 30% of the people I know graduated with pretty bad drinking problems, though during college such behavior was more or less encouraged by their peers (while being condemned by the authorities).

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    28. Re:Double standards by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      The main difference is that here in the US, the society has a large Purtian mind set. Those damn Pilgrims are still haunting us. In Israel (I am from Israel BTW) people are not so uptight about nudity and sex. I remember as a little kid (in Israel) watching this cartoon, introduction to the cartoon was a naked man and woman (presumably Adam and Eve). It was an educational cartoon about the human body...and it would NEVER EVER fly here in the US...not even today.

      Though I agree with you, anyone who can figure out how to crack the game has access to insane amounts of porn (is it that hard to type SEX in Google Images?)

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    29. Re:Double standards by bopo_the_mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

      In fact we subtract two from all positive European integers ...so American girls can still be size 14.

    30. Re:Double standards by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
      Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
      Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
      Jules: Then what do they call it?
      Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
      Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
      Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
      Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
      Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

    31. Re:Double standards by Taladar · · Score: 1
      during college such behavior was more or less encouraged by their peers (while being condemned by the authorities).
      Perhaps the college authorities should start drinking pure alcohol from buckets or tubs in public regularly. I bet that would convince students not to do it.
    32. Re:Double standards by DrScotsman · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out what the BBFC think about sex. This is their 15 rating criteria:

      Sex
      Sexual activity may be portrayed but without strong detail. There may be strong verbal references to sexual behaviour.

      So whether the minigame itself would get a 15 rating or not, it's clear that sex in a non-pornographic contest is pretty much okay for 15 year olds. Keep in mind that this text is mainly for films, and polygon sex with no genitalia would probably be considered a lot more mild.

      Also one thing I'd like to point out. The ESRB don't seem to care about crime. Both Halo 2 and GTA got M ratings in America. In GTA, you are encouraged and required to break the law to play the game. In Halo 2, not once are you encouraged to kill humans and some NPCs can't even be killed. I'm not specificly saying whether to raise GTA or lower Halo, but there should definitly be different ratings for the two. It shouldn't be based purely on how gruesome the violence is (which could be considered milder in Halo since you're not fighting humans).

    33. Re:Double standards by darth_pepsi · · Score: 1

      If you want less issues with censorship move north of the border.

      Up here in Canadiana, after 10pm, some channels play erotic content (gotta love being french canadian). Even movies that end up on the CBC (government owned stations) after 9pm are not censored.

      I've watched serveral episodes of the Sopranos, on another canadian channel where Tony gives people the big F-You.

      I guess with all the cold weather there's nothing else to do up here than swear and shag.

    34. Re:Double standards by westlake · · Score: 1
      I guess its functionally equivalent to your AO rating.

      The AO rating limits retail distribution to the red light district of your local "adult" bookstore. Developers have been playing the ESRB to get the marketable M rating, while ratcheting up the level of sex and violence. Rockstar was simply the first to hit the wall, the limit of public tolerance.

      Hot Coffee isn't about sex, it is about trust. The corruption of the ratings system, to begin.

    35. Re:Double standards by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are reasons for the different standards with video games than other media. Not good reasons, but reasons nonetheless.

      Movies don't get hit as hard anymore because that's played out. There were an army of Jack Thompson types after Hollywood and they all fizzled out. Nobody managed to get a big settlement out of the studios, and the attempts were abandoned. Investment without return, basically. They never got that one key victory that would give them a free ticket to suck every studio dry.

      Music is a different matter. Nearly all the highly offensive content in music is now in rap. Ever heard a femenist complain about rap degrading women? Very rare. Rap has gained a sort of "racial sheild" since it's seen as a primarily black art - most rappers are black, and a large portion of their audience is too. Thusly, an attack on rap can be turned into a racist action. Other music so pales in comparison to gansta rap about bangin' hos and shootin' bros that it falls under the radar.

      Books, now, can get away with absolutely anything. Write a book about demons invading Mars and see how many eyebrows you raise. Now make a game about the same thing, and see how many people sue you. Books get this protection because those who attack video games, movies, or music universally invoke reading as superior storytelling. We're a century past the days when the novel was openly called the decay and end of enlightened civilization. Every attack on a book only hurts attacks on other artforms.

    36. Re:Double standards by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      The difference FWIW between M and AO (besides a single year) is this:

      AO content is not supposed to be for minors under any circumstances (like X or NC-17 movies) and is supposed to be reserved for truly pornographic things (which the power to be include, graphic simulated sex (Auto Focus), Puppetts having really hard core sex with no naughty bits (Team America World Police), a male errection (I think that is what got Desperate Living one), and dryhumping (GTA:SA)).

      M rated content is "safe" for people over 17, but under 17 it is a judgement call for the parents (like our R rating). The point is to give a guidline to parents, your 15 year old wants to play GTA better check it out first, the same way one might do the same thing with Kill Bill or the The Passion of Christ.

      The idea is that something can be non pornographic and non obsene, but still probably not a good thing for minors, but we are not going to force the issue.

      As for the violence vs sex thing I don't have an explanation but a couple other posters made some good points. Such as seeing sex increases a natural urge that in todays society should be repressed to a point, while violence is far less likly a reality for most of the people raising these concerns, and therefor it is less of a fear.

      I know from personal expierience I had sex before I murdered a cop (which I probably never ever will do). I am not saying it is a good thing that we split things like that, but at least there is some possible reasoning.

      I personally am waiting for the masses to backlash when they try to take away our cable, but only time will tell.

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  16. Good news but... by jmcmunn · · Score: 0, Redundant


    How long before people realize that they can just take the old executable, and the old bitmaps (or dat files) and put them in the directory and voila! the content is back. It seems like no less of a problem to me than the original release. Either way, the owner of the game is modifying it beyond the control of the manufacturer.

    Personally, I think there are a lot more harmful things in the game than some simulated cartoon sex scenes. I love the game, and have played it through several times. I just think people are over reacting to this stuff. I can walk into any store and buy a number of movies that show more skin than GTA, and I don't see parents and the ratings board clamoring about it. Why drop GTA from the shelves and not all movies that have sexual content as well?

    1. Re:Good news but... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Because movies already went through this. Eventualy the Knights of Moral get bored and look for a new target.

    2. Re:Good news but... by metamatic · · Score: 1
      How long before people realize that they can just take the old executable, and the old bitmaps (or dat files) and put them in the directory and voila! the content is back.

      Yeah, that's really easy on a PlayStation 2.

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    3. Re:Good news but... by Master+Ben · · Score: 1

      well hot coffee wasn't available for a standard PS2. not sure about a modded one though.

    4. Re:Good news but... by metamatic · · Score: 2, Informative
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    5. Re:Good news but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you don't have a modchip? Anyone who is into console games and doesn't have their console modified (with the possible exception of an Xbox for use with Xbox Live) is a fool.

    6. Re:Good news but... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I haven't needed a mod chip. The only foreign-only game I've really wanted to play is Vib Ribbon.

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  17. The mod was laughable anyway by DrXym · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If anyone has seen the sex scene in "Team America" between puppets then you know what the "Hot Coffee" mod looks like. Except the mod doesn't even bother to make either participant naked. CJ keeps his clothes on, his girlfriend wears underwear. It's no wonder it was left out because it's pretty lame.

    It's laughable that religious nuts and publicity whores from both parties should seek to decry this tame, lame, disabled mod when the actual:

    • Glorifies gangs
    • Offers numerous ways to murder people including slashing their throats, setting them on fire, cutting them to bits with a chainsaw or just shooting them./li>
    • Murdering cops
    • Doing drive bys
    • Stealing cars
    • Robbing houses
    • Firebombing houses
    • Running people over
    • Pimping hookers
    • Blowing up vehicles including aircraft

    Personally I think GTA is a blast and GTA: SA is nothing short of a classic, but the hypocrisy concerning this mod is pathetic.

    1. Re:The mod was laughable anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think people don't know exactly why the game should have the AO rating. Allow me to explain;

      GTA: SA has most of the hot coffee scenes already IN the game. For example where did the screaming ('ahhing') from the woman comes from if the mod is only ~200 kb of script files. It means it was already in the game. The mod only exposes (to some extent) the content which was already in the game.

      And the EB is very strict about it. If the Hot Coffee mod would have it's own sound, models, etc... then the rating would stay the same, because the developer or the publisher or the EB can't garantee the game content won't change with any third party add-ons.

    2. Re:The mod was laughable anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GTA: SA has most of the hot coffee scenes already IN the game. For example where did the screaming ('ahhing') from the woman comes from if the mod is only ~200 kb of script files. It means it was already in the game. The mod only exposes (to some extent) the content which was already in the game.

      For the millionth time:

      On the disc != in the game.

      If something can not be accessed in the game without modifying the game itself, then it is not in the game.

      If you have to download files from the internet in order to use a feature, then it is not in the game.

      If the Hot Coffee mod would have it's own sound, models, etc... then the rating would stay the same, because the developer or the publisher or the EB can't garantee the game content won't change with any third party add-ons.

      That makes absolutely no sense. The "Hot Coffee" mod is a third-party add-on that does change the game content, by making it possible to view some rather tame simulated sex.

      It's like, if I leave a photo of a nude baby in the White House, does that mean the President should be charged with possession of child porn?

    3. Re:The mod was laughable anyway by amrust · · Score: 1

      I just got all fired up to post, and read my exact thoughts right here in your post. Consice, plainly-stated, and I'm almost back to my coffee already. Nice!

      Saying "Hot Coffee" is an actual part of the GTA:SA game reminds me of something. A girl I knew in college had these "truth or dare" type suggestions written on Jenga blocks. If we wanted to play "special" Jenga, we would do whatever the blocks said to do, when they were removed. If we had mixed company over, and wanted to just see who knocked the tower down, we just ignored the writing, and played "standard".

      Not the best analogy, but not an unpleasant one either.

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    4. Re:The mod was laughable anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about grinding people up with a combine harvester and spitting them out the back.

    5. Re:The mod was laughable anyway by mojotooth · · Score: 2, Funny
      The game features drugs, gangs, prostitution, murders, theft, arson, drive-bys, prostitution, and remote control planes killing people.

      Slim : Uh, you said 'prostitution' twice.

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    6. Re:The mod was laughable anyway by kwoff · · Score: 1
      If anyone has seen the sex scene in "Team America" between puppets then you know what the "Hot Coffee" mod looks like. Except the mod doesn't even bother to make either participant naked. CJ keeps his clothes on, his girlfriend wears underwear.

      I haven't actually seen the Hot Coffee thing, but there is a regular mission where you follow a woman to a sex shop to find her dressed (overflowing from) a leather outfit, and pick up a "gimp" suit. Then after she gets home you wait for the real gimp to show up, shoot him (and pick up the dildo he was carrying as a "weapon") and pretend you were the gimp. (After the house rocks around for a while, she becomes your girlfriend.) I don't see what could be in the Hot Coffee mod that is so much worse than that (though I personally just find it amusing).

  18. Good things come to those who wait... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

    How long before a Hot Coffee replacement mod is produced?

    I believe it's scheduled for the Tuesday following the re-release...

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    1. Re:Good things come to those who wait... by DrXym · · Score: 0

      The new mod will also contain a woman looking curiously like Hillary Clinton being fucked by an alsatian.

  19. When Will We See GTA: New Orleans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GTA - Grand Theft Anything

    Newbies hint: get to a Walmart and get your guns first - you're gonna need them for your visit to the Superdome.

    Extra cool points if you choose the N.O.P.D. character

  20. Of course... by Snaller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... killing and torturing people to death isn't questionable in the US, and so hasn't been removed?

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    1. Re:Of course... by z0idberg · · Score: 0

      it hasnt been removed...just moved into a sub-directory called "guantanamo_bay".

      This was apparently enough to get around any laws pertaining to said killing and torturing within the game.

    2. Re:Of course... by boaworm · · Score: 1

      ... killing and torturing people to death isn't questionable in the US, and so hasn't been removed?

      Yes, that's a bit interesting...

      I often watch movies when I'm on the move. 3h train ride will go much faster with a 2h movie. As long as I watch movies where people kill each other, burn up or so, noone seems to care. But if there's a 30 second love scene, I have to hide the screen to avoid nasty glances from other passengers. Why is that ?

      Btw.. didn't McDonalds get sued for "Hot Coffee" already ? :-)

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    3. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course all the killing and torturing was removed from the European version, because they're too sophisticated for that.

    4. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... killing and torturing people to death isn't questionable in the US, and so hasn't been removed?

      Liberals think killing and torturing is worse than sexuality. Conservatives think sexuality is worse than killing and torturing.

      Stereotype? Maybe, but it certainly explains a good chunk of public policy and public reaction to that policy in huge chunks of the world.

  21. The wonder of the religious right... by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "SAVE OUR KIDS FROM THIS SMUT"

    Of course the fact that the idea of the game is to kill innocent people and steal cars and is actually NAMED after a felony offence is fine...

    Just don't you dare show any breasts, because breasts are evil, breasts corrupt.

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    1. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think these zealots forgot about the commandment "thou shalt not kill".

      It was a very weird debate from the start, and it's not even a logical one if you look at it from a religious person's view.

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    2. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Too bad it had nothing to do with saving our kids and was just a platform for Hillary Clinton to promote a pro-family image for her white house bid in 2008. It's sad that our society is so easily manipulated.

    3. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup, only on slashdot.

      I think if you'd remember correctly one of the most Vocal was the New York Times and Hillary Clinton . . . I'd severely doubt that they would fall under 'the religious right' under any stretch of the phrase.

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    4. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by Creedo · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, the "religious right" had a problem with the game as it was, precisely for the violence and lewdness. It is always used as a poster child for bad media. This bruhaha came about because some of the left(namely, Clinton) saw a chance to pick up the more conservative soccer moms with a "think of the children" gambit.

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    5. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by marx · · Score: 1

      You make "the religious right" sound like some sort of fringe group. The American people elected George W. Bush, and I bet that something like 90% of Americans are religious. The religious right IS America, stop trying to blame someone else.

    6. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      The religious right isn't America, but rather are the ones who are voting. I can guarantee you that while most of America is religious (which is scary in its own regard, but that is a discussion for another day), the majority of these people are only concerned for themselves and their families, and couldn't care less what others do, think or say.

      Unfortunately, this is the problem...

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    7. Re:The wonder of the religious right... by SirPavlova · · Score: 1

      "Thou shalt not kill" isn't as clear-cut as it seems - the original is more along the lines of not murdering. It doesn't really apply to punishment, war etc. Of course, it's not like GTA has those; GTA has the murder, so the commandment would still apply... if it wasn't a game.

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  22. To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I bought this game the day it came out, only to find the control setup is horribly broken.

    R* used to be so good about this, its a shame to see them go the route of "just another crappy playstation port" producer. Theyve gone through all this trouble to remove this stupid objectionable content, & completely ignored the glaring bugs that keep the game from being playable.

    Heaven forbid anyone try to use a controller that isnt a carbon copy of the damn PS2 controller! Fuck you Rockstar, you can keep your damn coffee, just give me a usable control scheme!

    1. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by spicydragonz · · Score: 1

      just play with the arrow keys

    2. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the sheer amount of control the PS2 controller offers in the game, I think they did a decent job of porting the controls over. Maybe that's because I use a keyboard + mouse, though. I've never understood the concept of using a controller for a PC game, though. If you're going to use a controller, get a fucking console! The only reason I game on my PC is because the mouse + keyboard blows away any controller for first person games, and San Andreas is a first person game. If you have to implement an auto-aiming option, your controller is not suitable for aiming! The only downside to the keyboard is that all keyboard controllers have an issue with certain key combinations. My keyboard won't let me press 3 arrow keys at the same time, so it's very hard to do certain things in some games. This doesn't rear it's head that often, though, so I can live with it.

    3. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by deetsay · · Score: 1
      Heaven forbid anyone try to use a controller that isnt a carbon copy of the damn PS2 controller! Fuck you Rockstar, you can keep your damn coffee, just give me a usable control scheme!
      Comfortable and furious? :-) I went out and bought what appears to be a carbon copy of the damn PS2 controller, and I still had to spend quite some time configuring all the buttons to make it work like it did on the PS2. I've been mostly happy with it though -- especially the auto-aim is in some situations a lot nicer than aiming manually, but I couldn't figure out how to make it work in the hot coffee or the dancing scenes... I've had to use the arrows on the keyboard. And shooting down the RC airplanes from Zero's roof is easy pie with the mouse, and next to impossible with the tiny thumb-joystick.
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    4. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by supersocialist · · Score: 1

      The camera stick also does the "special controls," which control dancing, hot coffee, etc. I still find it easier to use the keyboard for that though.

    5. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      The XBox version has the best controls. Can't you buy an adaptor to connect an Xbox controller to a USB port?

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    6. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Hell, the Xbox controller IS usb (just a different shape port), it'd probably be real easy to hack on a usb plug with about 5 minutes and some electrical tape (or solder if you wanna do it right).

    7. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess tastes differ, but I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with the PC controls. I don't use a gamepad though, just a laptop keyboard and mouse.

    8. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      OP here, the biggest problem with the control scheme in the PC version of GTA SA is the fact that it doesnt give you any way to change which axes do what.

      I have a flight-yoke & rudder pedals that i use for my flight sim & which also happens to work great for a great many driving games. EXCEPT GTA SA.... This setup is completely unusable with GTA SA.

      GTA completely ignores the Yoke & the default config puts the steering controls on the rudder pedals, but not in any logical way. You have to hold one tiptoe half way down & use about half rudder just to get the controls centered & there is NO WAY TO CHANGE THE AXES.

      Playing games on the PC is much better than consoles because we have such a wide range of options for input, audio, graphics & the like. When your PS2 port only allows you to use control schemes that are exactly the same as the PS2 controls, you completely remove all advantages of PC gaming & turn my pc into a $2000 PS2.

      Ill say it again, fuck you Rockstar, you used to be my favorite game producer, but i wont waste my money on PS2 ports.

      Incedently, this same setup worked fine in GTA VC, why are they taking steps backwards?

    9. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      opinion is opinion, sure. but saying the xbox version has better controls is just blatantly incorrect. the game is pretty much designed around having four shoulder buttons so you dont have to try and use the d-pad while also trying to use the analogue stick.

    10. Re:To heck with hot coffee, fix the controls! by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      Its all about the analog sholder buttons in my opinon, much easier driving. I've played both and though it took some getting used to having played Vice City on the PS2, in the end I really found the XBox controls to be better suited to the game.

      Obviously I realize that this is simply my preference; but this is /. the place to start a stupid argument.

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  23. No New mod. by NewStarRising · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The whole point of ther re-release is to remove the "hot Coffee" code.
    There will be no "replacement mod", as there will be (according to TakeTwo) no AO content on the disk.

    It _may_ be possible for some enterprising young hacker to _add_ content to the game, or produce their own mini-game with new content, but that is a different kettle of monkeys.

    Will this be the first of many? How many other games have this content in? And are sold as non-AO? And have sales-figures to match GTA?
    Maybe a few less-than-reputable (note: this does not mean small.) games companies may put offensive content in, purely to publices the removal of it, but this will be a minority.

    Droid 1: Hey, whats all this buzz about hot coffee? It's all over the papers.
    Droid 2: Its a part of GTA they pulled for being rude.
    Droid 1: Can we do that? We could use the publicity.
    Droid 2: Well, our games have no hidden offensive content...
    Droid 1: I'll talk to the programming team.

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    1. Re:No New mod. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Acclaim would do that but they're gone.

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    2. Re:No New mod. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      There WILL be a replacement mod, but it will add content, as you say.

      diff gta_sa_pc_with_san_andreas.iso gta_sa_pc_sanitized_version.iso

      I predict that the day that this is released, someone will do that.

      Heck, I see "diff '/mnt/windows/Program Files/Rockstar Games/GTA San Andreas/' '/mnt/windows/Program Files/Sanitized crappy GTA/'" occurring, as well (disclaimer: I don't know the real pathnames).

    3. Re:No New mod. by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      You keep using that command, I do not think it does what you think it does.

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    4. Re:No New mod. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Hmm... can't I make a diff of File1 and File2, and then use File2 and the diff to make a copy of File1?

      In other words, I'd be making a GTA:SA No-Really-It's-Rated-M-This-Time edition ISO into a GTA:SA AO edition ISO by changing the differences between the two.

    5. Re:No New mod. by purple_cobra · · Score: 1

      I suspect the 'mod' will be similar to the patch for the European version of Fallout 2. The original (US) F2 had kids running around the post-nuclear wasteland along with the adults; the European version did not, so some kind soul packaged-up the missing files and allowed people to download them so they could play the game as originally intended. I believe the censors objected to the player being able to kill children, though they were never required to do so to progress in the game.

    6. Re:No New mod. by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1

      No. diff doesn't work like that. You want xdelta. (bsdiff claims to be better, but I've never used it).

  24. AO Rating... by natron+2.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What still bugs me the most about all this is that they gave it an AO rating when there are games out there such as PLayboy: The Mansion, that get an M rating...something in the rating system is broken.

    1. Re:AO Rating... by lucifig · · Score: 1

      When is the mod for Playboy:Mansion coming out where I can run people down in Hef's Bentley then raid his gun cabinent so I can gun down Carmen Electra?

    2. Re:AO Rating... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What still bugs me the most about all this is that they gave it an AO rating when there are games out there such as PLayboy: The Mansion, that get an M rating...something in the rating system is broken.

      Yeah, it's broken all right... the GTA never should have gotten an M in the first place.

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    3. Re:AO Rating... by natron+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Obviously you did not understand my comment completely, Playboy should have recieved an AO rating as well, due to its sex and nudity.

    4. Re:AO Rating... by lucifig · · Score: 1

      No, I understood...and I actually agree with you. It was my (poor) attempt at levity.

    5. Re:AO Rating... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What still bugs me the most about all this is that they gave it an AO rating when there are games out there such as PLayboy: The Mansion, that get an M rating...something in the rating system is broken.

      Yeah, it's broken all right... the GTA never should have gotten an M in the first place.


      Why is it that anyone who's critical of this stupid game gets modded as a Troll or shouted down? It's an offensive game.

      I'm not a pacifist by any stretch of the imagination. Truth be told, a part of me really loves it when someone in the real world does something horrible enough to make me feel morally justified in releasing my anger and pounding the shit out of them.

      I dropped out of uni when I was 17 and went hitchhiking around the country for years, and saw some pretty ugly shit climbing my way out of the streets when I stopped travelling. I've personally, in real life and with my own bare hands, hospitalized people for engaging in the kind of behavior encourages in that game, and I damn well liked doing it.

      That, for me, is the great thing about violent video games that is never appreciated by defenders of either side of this debate. They don't, generally, just have violence for violences sake, but acutally set up situations where, were you placed in them, you could turn loose your vicious side in good conscience and without guilt.

      But that's not what this game is about at all. This game is about going out and engaging your violent side for fun and money. It's in a very small group, populated by the likes of Postal, and distinct within that small group in that it takes itself seriously.

      I feel there is a place in this society for games that encourage you to express the heroic warrior inside. I do not feel there is a place for games that encourage you to express the anti-social violent psychopath inside. I expect I'll feel the same ugly thrill I did beating up pimps and rapists should I ever be forced to beat the shit out of some shopkeeper for selling one to my kid because I couldn't legally have them shut down.

      Enjoy your game.

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    6. Re:AO Rating... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      I feel there is a place in this society for games that encourage you to express the heroic warrior inside. I do not feel there is a place for games that encourage you to express the anti-social violent psychopath inside.
      If that psychopath is inside of us (those who play GTA and Postal) anyway, why not let him express himself in virtual world? Who is being hurt?
    7. Re:AO Rating... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "But that's not what this game is about at all. This game is about going out and engaging your violent side for fun and money. It's in a very small group, populated by the likes of Postal, and distinct within that small group in that it takes itself seriously."

      No that is what the game is to you, you have already proven that deep down you enjoy doing these things and this is probably why the game disgusts you as you can't stand to see yourself for who you really are.

      These games allow you to do what you want to do but can't always do in real life.. you know what made postal fun for me? Trying to accomplish the goals of the game without using violence, and it is hard. What made GTA3 fun for me was being able to do anything i wanted, like drive a firetruck around, or drive a car off a bridge stunt driver like, or be a taxi driver...

      Just because you are a sociopath doesn't mean the game is meant for sociopaths or turns anyone who plays the games into one.

  25. oh dear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Guess I won't be able to choke the chicken while playing GTA anymore. =(

    1. Re:oh dear... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Depends on what turns you on.

  26. Brilliant by ChrisF79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know about the rest of you but I always like seeing these sketchy marketing ploys by companies. The fact is, the folks making the Grand Theft Auto games aren't out to be the good guys with a squeaky clean brand so what do they have to lose? They know their games shake up the market and get negative press and that's exactly what they want. So they add in this discoverable scene and keep that press wheel turning. I'm impressed, and I don't think this is the last time we're going to see something like this from their company.

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  27. kids these days by joerdie · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Here in the states the government has decided that its okay for kids to murder, steal, and cuss every third word but its not okay to see any sexual content. is it not ironic that americas youth are violent? They are sex starved desensitized to violence thugs! (im getting old) ---gets off soapbox---

  28. But it sells millions! by Phudman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if Sony is still going to rely so damn heavily on the GTA francise now? I believe they once had a no sex policy in Playstation games before.

  29. Not the first game to be pulled by WebGangsta · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Will this be the first game in a series of many to come that will be pulled off the market to be changed due to questionable content?

    If you believe the marketing hype on The Guy Game's website, then there already has been a game pulled for questionable content.

    And by "questionable", I mean supposedly/allegedly containing video of a topless 17-year-old girl who had signed release papers allowing the video to be shot but who later came forward and sued Sony/MSFT/Guy Game for including the underage video in the game.

    I know I've still seen the game on store shelves this week, so I don't know the current status of this lawsuit or whether the game was pulled and released without her video included.

    1. Re:Not the first game to be pulled by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      And by "questionable", I mean supposedly/allegedly containing video of a topless 17-year-old girl who had signed release papers allowing the video to be shot but who later came forward and sued Sony/MSFT/Guy Game for including the underage video [gamespot.com] in the game.

      Well, pretty stupid for a company to enter into a contract like that.

      First off, it doesn't matter if it's consentual. In the US, under-18 porn is illegal no matter what.

      Secondly, she was 17, and therefore couldn't enter into a binding contract anyway, so even if the contract itself were legal and valid, it wasn't binding and could be broken by either side for any/no reason.

    2. Re:Not the first game to be pulled by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      IIRC from the news story, the "release" included a statement that she was over 18 AND a copy of a (fake) ID showing that she was of age.

  30. First of many? by Petter3 · · Score: 1

    Will this be the first game in a series of many to come that will be pulled off the market to be changed due to questionable content?
    Yes, there's a slew of games with hidden content just waiting to be revealed by the right mod. Of course not, you moron.

  31. Nice try... by MaestroSartori · · Score: 1
    ...but no. I know some of the guys there, and this *was* removed. Sadly, in hindsight, they should have completely removed it - I suspect, but haven't asked, that instead of deleting the animations and code responsible for doing the crappy sex subgame, they just did something like
    if(g_bDisableCrapSexSubgame){ /* code here */ }
    and left it at that. Thus an enterprising person can just reenable it. This time, you can bet all the code and assets have been completely removed :)

    Why did they remove it? So that retailers would stock the game. The guys at R* don't give a damn what rating they get as long as the game sells. Limit the retail outlets your game is sold in, that impacts the bottom line, and that is a bad idea. A little controversy would be fine, but what happened with WalMart et al refusing to stock it was too much.
  32. MAJOR Double standards by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, the main difference is pure psychology. There is technically a one-year difference in the "recommendations" between M (17) and AO (18); however, most chain stores will carry "M" but they absolutely refuse to carry "AO". This is exactly the same thing as theatres that will show "R" rated movies (under 17 must be admitted by parent or guardian) but will absolutely refuse to show "NC-17" (no one under 17) purely because of the psychological stigma that people seem to have against the various ratings.

    Mind you, there are no laws, at least on a nationwide level, that say that stores and theatres must adhere to the ratings of games or movies. They're all purely voluntary. Unfortunately, too many Americans put so much emphasis on ratings that they're completely blindsided and outraged with stupid stuff like the "Hot Coffee" mod occurs.

    I am a red-white-and-blue, flag-waving American conservative, and even I am appalled by the astounding hypocrisy regarding sex. A movie or game can have "F" bombs every third word, blood, violence, death, horror, and destruction and it will receive a mediocre rating of PG-13 or M. But if any sex is involved -- WHOOSH! -- hear that rating skyrocket to R or AO even if there are comparatively few vulgarities, blood, violence, death, horror, and destruction.

    The whole "Hot Coffee" thing is so ridiculously overblown just for the purposes of advancing the political agendas or stealing the spotlight on both sides of the political spectrum that it almost makes you want to engage in violence against the opportunists. So, I guess there might be some validity about video games causing violence, but only when ridiculous accusations and moral condemnations are made against those games. I have no intentions of playing "GTA:SA" just because that's not my type of game, but I still might buy it just to show support for Rockstar.

    If these people are so against sex, then the best thing that they can do for all of us is to not reproduce.

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    1. Re: MAJOR Double standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A movie or game can have "F" bombs every third word, blood, violence, death, horror, and destruction and it will receive a mediocre rating of PG-13 or M

      Not true. A version of the Matrix is floating around that has all of the swears edited out but the violence intact. It is rated PG-13 and can be shown unedited (except for the swears) on TV.

    2. Re: MAJOR Double standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Not true. A version of the Matrix is floating around that has all of the
      >swears edited out but the violence intact. It is rated PG-13 and can be shown
      >unedited (except for the swears) on TV.

      Wow! Someone needs his dose of hot coffee or other caffeinated beverage really soon! That's exactly what the GP said!! Blood, violence, death, desctruction are there in the version that you mention and it got (as the GP said) a PG-13! Whoa, dude! Jolt or Penguin Mints. Buy them. Now.

    3. Re: MAJOR Double standards by Liselle · · Score: 1, Insightful
      A movie or game can have "F" bombs every third word, blood, violence, death, horror, and destruction and it will receive a mediocre rating of PG-13 or M.
      That's a total fabrication. No such movie would ever be rated PG-13. The MMPA's guidelines:

      PG-13 -- Parents Strongly Cautioned -- Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. Signifies that the film rated may be inappropriate for pre-teens. Parents should be especially careful about letting their younger children attend. Rough or persistent violence is absent; sexually-oriented nudity is generally absent; some scenes of drug use may be seen; some use of one of the harsher sexually-derived words may be heard.

      Compare to R-rated films:

      R Restricted -- Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian (age varies in some jurisdictions). Signifies that the rating board has concluded that the film rated may contain some adult material. Parents are urged to learn more about the film before taking their children to see it. An R may be assigned due to, among other things, a film's use of language, theme, violence, sensuality, or its portrayal of drug use. Theater owners and film critics are advised as to why the R rating was assigned; parents are therefore urged to contact their local theatres to learn why the rating board chose the R rating.

      -1, Parent Poster Making Stuff Up.
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    4. Re: MAJOR Double standards by RoyalBoyle · · Score: 1

      A PG-13 movie cannot have more than one fuck or it gets the R rating. There's also limited blood in most PG-13 movies, which is the reason for the ridicously fast editing during action scenes.

    5. Re: MAJOR Double standards by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      The movie "Sin city" as far as I am concerned is the best thing to EVER come out of hollywood and it deserves a NC17 rating because of the huge amount of violence. the boobies and thonged booty are nothing to even consider.

      but it get's a R rating. I do not want my child watching it because she is not old enoughto understand the violence as it is depicted and how it goes in the storyline.

      but what do kids get banned from in the theatres? not sin city type movies, but the team america kind of movies.

      The movie that has no real voilence in it but a bunch of sexual jokes and maybe other sexual looking things. I remember them having guards at the theatre checking ID when I went to see that film. But the horror flicks or the violent flicks with "blood by the gallons" (gawd I loved that line!) they look the other way.

      american kids, violence is A-OK but dont you DARE look at a boobie!

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    6. Re: MAJOR Double standards by JWeinraub · · Score: 1

      what do boobies have to do with an R rating? Boobs are just boobs. It's funny, just look at IMDB and see ratings of R movies here and see them rated 15 or less abroad. The MPAA really needs to straighten out their priorities. Okay, I am a young adult, not a parent (and yes American) but I personally think a movie like Wedding Crashers should been PG-13 - all it did show was boobs, didnt swear all that much and nothing a teenager hasnt seen or heard before. The FCC is even more ridicilous when it came to the "Wardrobe Malfunction". I mean, give me a break. You see more nudity in an european soap commercial tnan you did during the microsecond of the superbowl.

    7. Re: MAJOR Double standards by omnispace · · Score: 1

      Has this been changed recently? IIRC, the movie "The Italian Job" was rated PG-13, and had the f-word at least once.

  33. ...here we go again by brunokummel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, i don't really get it...i mean come on!
    Every now and then i get surprised on how much those critics are really off with their ratings!

    It 's like saying : "It is ok to steal cars, to kill people and to deal drugs, as long as we keep the game 'clean' with no sex content and no swearing!"

    Come on, people!! If children were really influenced by the video-games they play, I'd rather have a kid playing the Old Larry games http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry than any other violent content game! I mean sex is better than shooting people, right?

    And don't even get me started on swearing! Did you know that the cursing words are not in the same part of your brain where other words are regularly stored? Therefore recent studies have showed that cursing is more a physiological necessity than a habit!

    Let's put the game on as it is and let the children play! I mean if parents are not around to teach their children right from wrong, we cannot expect video-games do that for them !!

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    1. Re:...here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I played LSL when I was little...

      As a result, beyond my nerdish handicap, Larry taught me how to get laid and I learned tons of trivia through their age verification system!

    2. Re:...here we go again by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      And don't even get me started on swearing! Did you know that the cursing words are not in the same part of your brain where other words are regularly stored? Therefore recent studies have showed that cursing is more a physiological necessity than a habit!

      Ok, I call bullshit. Show me a link to a respectable article that makes such a claim, and I will accept it.

      However, I think you are confusing several issues. Swear words are just words; it's the meaning attached to them and the social stigma surrounding them that gives them power. The word itself would be stored in the same neural database that holds all other words, but since they evoke such emotional responses, I would say that those emotions would be stored somewhere different than the emotional response to a word like "chair." Other words with large emotional responses, like your family's names, or compliments, or hurtful epithets, would have their own area of brain activity when compared with words that do not contain emotional responses. I'm sure everyone has a different set of words that they react strongly to (although many may overlap). Triggering a wide range of appropriate emotional responses is probably quite healthy, psychologically, but it's not about the word itself.

      One only has to look at the evolution of language to see that the power of strong words is not in the word itself, but in the meaning attached to it by a community. Words considered offensive have come in and out of style for hundreds of years (and not even counting the evolution of politically correct racial descriptions).

      I think what's important to remember about swearing is whether the person you talk to would be offended by what you say. If they would, then I recommend you don't use the word. But if they have no problem with it, then by all means go ahead and use the word. After all, if there's no social stigma attached to it, it's just a word.

      (Incidentally, I'm only offended by overuse of swear words; if you can't be more creative with your vocabulary than to use the word "fuck" as every part of speech you can think of, then you're not expressing yourself well. By conservative estimates, there are 20,000 words at the average educated English speaker's disposal; don't focus on just eight or nine.)

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  34. And we wonder about the lawlessness in NO by Zate · · Score: 0, Troll

    We produce video games like this and let our kids and young adults play them .. glorifying raping, shooting cops and general mayhem.. and then we are apalled when young adults do these very things in the wake of a major natural disaster.

    I'm all about having fun just like the next person, but there comes a time when we have to stop and think, is this REALLY the kind of "fun" we want people to have? We're not doing ourselves any favors by promoting this kind of behavior. Alot of the people playing these kinds of games think its fine to do the things depicted in the game, but once order breaks down in the real world, where do you think they get the inspiration for their actions ? From the influences in their lives. While music, TV and video games continue to "idolise" these kinds of things, our society will be in decay.

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    1. Re:And we wonder about the lawlessness in NO by StocDred · · Score: 2

      Thank you, Mr. Falwell. The world is truly an easy place to understand once you fix absolute blame on something you personally don't like.

  35. The first? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

    Will this be the first game in a series of many to come that will be pulled off the market to be changed due to questionable content?

    I'm not sure about it being just for questionable content, but back in Nintendo days they pulled 'Mike Tysons Punchout' off the shelf after the ear-biting incident. It was re-released under another name with some unknown guy at the end.

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    1. Re:The first? by great+om · · Score: 1

      that's not what happened, they re-released punchout years before the biting incident. It was either his rape trial (or if i remember correctly, their license on his name simply ran out) that led nintendo to replace tyson with Mr. Dream

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    2. Re:The first? by bodgit · · Score: 1

      IIRC the first versions of the PS2 title "The Getaway" in one level required you to use a British Telecom Ford Transit van for one mission. BT leant on Sony and the game was re-released with just a plain white van instead, and you pretended to be a regular "telephone engineer".

  36. God Forbid... by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    God forbid these kids ever go through puberty and actually have sex. They'll be scarred for life!

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    1. Re:God Forbid... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 0

      And where will we get new Slashdot trolls from?

  37. About time too by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Now my kids (age 9 and 12) can finally play a wholesome game of crime and villainy without the risk of all this SMUT!

    1. Re:About time too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DAD???!

    2. Re:About time too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm your mother, actually, but that's okay. we realise you kids aint too bright.

    3. Re:About time too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, mum. Your beard always confuses me.

  38. Mod a Disney Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should just mod whatever the latest Disney Game is to include a porn scene just to prove the point about game mods.

    1. Re:Mod a Disney Game by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Someone should just mod whatever the latest Disney Game is to include a porn scene just to prove the point about game mods.

      You're missing the point, the problem wasn't as much the mod but the fact that the mod did nothing but open content already being distributed by Rockstar. You can add anything to any media and redistribute it, but to have content that simply needs "decoded" or "unlocked" from it's original format is a different story.

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    2. Re:Mod a Disney Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong!!!
      You have tons of binary on the CD, more than enough to recreate any given (OK, reasonably given, not too large being the main requirement) content.
      All you have to do is invent the appropriate "decoder" or "unlocker"!
      Anyone ever read GEB: EGB?
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    3. Re:Mod a Disney Game by kisrael · · Score: 1

      With the right decoding mechanism, any block of data is porn content...

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    4. Re:Mod a Disney Game by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Wrong!!! Accept the FACT that Rockstar left content they knew was not part of any working data (and that would have gotten them an "AO" rating) on their disc. That's the bottomline fact. I'm not saying it's right or wrong but if you go out of your way to add pr0n to a disney game and redistribute it as a mod you're going to make Disney look like a victim. The same is true if you create some software to decode some random data as porn. Can it be done? Absolutly, but unless it's a common format or a format supported within the software by Disney (as is the case with GTA) then it's going to look like nothing more than what it is: asshattery.

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    5. Re:Mod a Disney Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much of that responsibility falls to the C or C++ compiler then? By writing GTA:SA, rockstar games was just "unlocking" content that the compiler was already capable of providing.

  39. Down with GTA! by Rogue+Jedi+X · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs this blasphemous piece of software, when you have nice wholesome games like Manhunt?

  40. Idea by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    Heres an idea, how about some smart people get together, take the video from the hot coffee mod and start patching other video games.

    I know for a fact that Sim City could use this.

    Hey Mr. Mayor, you need to build an airport, would you like to come up for some coffee?

    Or better yet, some of those board games that Hasbro keeps releasing, like Monopoly. Hey, you landed on free parking... well, you get the idea.

    Lets get to work people; we can give every single game an AO rating!

    1. Re:Idea by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 1

      Oh, you're thinking of the "Go To Jail, Do Not Pass Go" Grape Jelly Tossed Salad mod.

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  41. The best easter eggs... by sh0dan · · Score: 1

    ... are the ones your boss doesn't know about.

    Not sure everybody at Rockstar Games agree with me on that one, though.

  42. The Original Just Went Up In Value by glowimperial · · Score: 1

    At least one chain of used video game dealers in Los Angeles is now paying a premium price for copies of the original game. Not bad for a game that's at least a year old at this point. Given how many copies of the original clean (that's clean of censorship) version there are out there, I imagine that no one will have trouble playing the game as it was intended to be played.

  43. Not troll feeding - honest. by OBx2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a bit of a poor deal really. Seventy virgins? For all eternity?
    Damn, they'd only last me a week or two.

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    1. Re:Not troll feeding - honest. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Maybe you could tell me about the carnal pleasures in other religions. If you're accusing someone else of dishonesty for not discussing them I expect that an honest person like you must have a list of them.

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  44. YES!!!!! by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    Now my old "Gta:SA" will be worth a fortune!

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    1. Re:YES!!!!! by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      Now my old "Gta:SA" will be worth a fortune!

      You're telling me. I went into CompUSA the day after the story broke (I'd been meaning to pick it up anyway, just kept putting it off) and they had one copy left - the demo copy. When they tried to ring it up, it game up as $9999.99 "DO NOT SELL."

      At first they told me it was because it was the floor model, but they quickly changed their tune. When I asked if they couldn't sell it could they at least GIVE it to me, they were not particularly friendly. (I was tempted to return with an armload of all the hard-core pornography I'm allowed to purchase as a 28 year-old, but decided against it.)

      Thanks, a-holes, for wasting 25 minutes of my time. I eBayed it for about $60, but before it arrived I'd already snagged it with BT.

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  45. Re:Idea - dragon warrior coffee by LordEd · · Score: 1

    Dragon Warrior:

    Does thou want some coffee?

    > No

    But thou must!
    Does thou want some coffee?

    > No

    But thou must!
    Does thou want some coffee?

    > Yes

    I'm so happy!

  46. Stop being pedantic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His point is that there are a ton of other "morally reprehensible" items that are accepted as PG-13. Sex, however, is not one of those things even if the sex is merely implied for reasons that stagger the mind to most people. If you want to be so pedantic, just replace "fuck" with "shit". You hear those in PG-13 movies. Oh, wait. "Fuck" is another term for "sex". That explains it!

  47. nudity and the US by domipheus · · Score: 1

    God forbid they see some pixellated nudity and crudely simulated sexual acts.

    This is where the biggest divide between (I do not know really for the rest of europe) the UK and US lies, the human form. I mean - comon, Janet Jackson showed her nipple by accident on TV. Big Deal - Everyone I knew were more shocked at the reaction of the american public than the act itself. Its a nipple. Look down and you may be shocked at what you see.

    1. Re:nudity and the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit... I should probably see a doctor about that.

  48. It's not just about the rating by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    The controversy isn't just about adding a little sex to an already atrociously violent game, it's about that sex slipping past the review board. The industry is desparte to stay self regulated and stuff like this doesn't help. That said this isn't that big a deal, anyone remember the Roger Rabbit laserdisc fiasco?

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    1. Re:It's not just about the rating by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      >Roger Rabbit laserdisc fiasco

      Guess I missed that one -- what was the deal?

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    2. Re:It's not just about the rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The laserdisc fiasco? Are you talking about the genetalia when the cartoon woman spins around after the cartoon car crashes into the light pole? Or the cartoon baby eagerly looking up the woman's skirt in the opening scene?

      Both of those are on the VHS version. I used to have a player that could play a tape frame by frame. Isn't technology great?

    3. Re:It's not just about the rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess a scene with Baby Herman looking up a woman's dress and Jessica Rabbit's dress being blown up, briefly showing her cartoon geniltalia, was cut out of Disney's later revisions of the film. http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Jessica. html

  49. Two versions? by sterno · · Score: 1

    It seems like this leads to a good idea for Rock Star Games to make some extra cash on their next release. Make two versions of the next GTA. One that is the standard mature rating, then make an explicity version and charge a bit more for it.

    Frankly I'm tired of all the games and movies being targeted at this teen audience. They have enough token filth to titilate the kiddies but they are obviously tailored specifically to offend in specific controlled ways. I'd like to see some games out there that are free of that. This isn't to say I want pr0n games, there's plenty of pr0n on the Internet. But rather I want to see game creators have a free hand to make content that's appropriate to their narrative, not nerfed to open it up to a greater audience.

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  50. My girlfriend loves motorcycles... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time I go to visit my girlfriend for Hot Coffee, I steal a dirtbike and take back roads. Then I present the filthy motorcycle to her as a gift.

    She always thanks me and tells me how much she loves it when I give her a dirty Sanchez.

    -@

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    1. Re:My girlfriend loves motorcycles... by GodGell · · Score: 1

      LMFAO :D you got modded down, i guess not many people understood the joke.. poor them :D

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  51. Makes me wonder what happened. by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

    When reading your post, I remembered when I was the assistant manager/film technician at a local theatre. The most recent "Lord of the Flies" (1990) had just come out. That movie has a ton of psychology to it, but not (as I recall) a lot of overt violence.

    For example, when Piggy had the boulder dropped on his head that scene could have been far, far more disgusting than it was. Hell, one could call it tame compared to what could have been done with it. If I recall correctly, the boulder hit his head, he staggered, and fell back. That was just about all. No gratuitous blood spray or anything. The next shot of him was of him lying of the ground, glasses broken, and - yes - blood and some material of the ground, but nothing like what could have been done - head split open, brains shown all over the place, blood splattered like it got hit with a Sledge-O-Matic ... Yes, there was other violence in the movie, but not nearly as gratuitous or grotesque as one would think.

    The movie got an "R".

    Although my memory of violence content in that movie might be lacking, I do remember all of us - managers and staff - looking at each other after the employee screening, asking, "Why did that get an R?"

    Since it was a movie from a book that most high school students read and many teachers told the students to see the movie, we relaxed the "R" restrictions and let high school students in without restriction.

    The whole flashback just made me wonder what happened to make gobs o' violence acceptable enough to warrant "PG-13", yet the totally natural act that helps to propagate the species is considered to be "R" material (or in the case of GTA "AO" material). Truly mind boggling.

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  52. Important to Note by thebdj · · Score: 1

    The game wasn't too violent for those 17+ yr olds or anyone else for that matter until sex became an issue. How does that quote from South Park go, "Parents don't care about violence when they have sex things to worry about"?
    Seriously I do not think there are many countries as unwilling to talk about sex as ours. Hell we cannot even here cussing on cable, and it isn't regulated by the FCC so it doesn't need to be censored. What I would do to see someone on cable screw with the man and show some full frontal, now that would rile up the religious right and ignorant fools throughout this country.

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  53. It's For The Shorties! by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    Ironically, the patching truly is for the sake of the children. After this controversy it all seems pretty apparent that a significant portion of sales of GTA are for/by people under the age of 17. Otherwise it really doesn't make any economic sense to go to the trouble and expense of patching and rereleasing the game, a game that has already sold millions of copies. People old enough to play this game are old enough to order the AO version online or find a retailer who carries it even if WalMart doesn't. Heck, I saw a copy of the old unpatched PS2 version at the Virgin Megastore in Chicago just the other day. So patching it just makes it "safe" for WalMart to carry again and sell to 12 year old Johnny or his mom. Mo money for R* and mo money for the Waltons. Life is good again...

  54. mmmmm baguette by uberjoe · · Score: 1
    I am a red-white-and-blue, flag-waving American conservative

    Will any flag do?

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    1. Re:mmmmm baguette by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

      Paraphrasing Jean-Luc Picard: "While the French displayed their colors more appropriately as blue, white, and red." Not the same as red, white, and blue - spectrally, politically, or ideologically. ;)

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  55. When is the New Orleans edition to arrive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Play a murdering raping looter or genocidal FEMA cop.

  56. Flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flamebait. The parent got hit with a flamebait. Man, some of the mods on Slashdot are fscking clueless. Hopefully a mod without horse blinders on will counteract it.

  57. Try a premium channel by tepples · · Score: 1

    Hell we cannot even here cussing on cable, and it isn't regulated by the FCC so it doesn't need to be censored.

    That's likely because advertisers don't want to associate themselves with "grossly indecent" language. Do they have cussing on premium channels, those that don't have to answer to advertisers?

    What I would do to see someone on cable screw with the man and show some full frontal

    You mean other than Skinemax?

  58. care by kronchev · · Score: 1

    I still say we shanghi the HC mod author for saying "durrr I didn't really write it it was in the game already." its like he did it to prove and advertise that it was in the game.

  59. Rockstar Defrauded the ESRB by hchaput · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just a friendly reminder that the Hot Coffee controversy is not about sex in GTA. It's about Rockstar defrauding the ESRB to get a lower rating so GTA would be carried in Walmart and Gamestop and other stores that won't carry AO games. Rockstar was contractually obliged to reveal all content to the ESRB. (I work for a major game developer, not Rockstar, and I know that we must disclose all disk contents to the ESRB.) They didn't disclose the sexual content, and once they were caught they lied about putting on the the disk and tried to blame some hacker who found the enabling bits.

    Game developers can put whatever content they want in their games. Nobody is stopping them. (Not even congress.) But you can't lie about it to the ESRB. Don't get caught up in the "is sex worse than violence?!" argument. That's not the point. The point is that sex won't get carried in Walmart, but sex sells, so Rockstar put sex in the game and lied about it to the ESRB.

    As a game developer, I'm pissed as hell at Rockstar for screwing things up for the rest of us. If you're gonna put sex in the game, at least fess up to it. Don't act all surprised and say, "Goodness, how did that get in there?" What a bunch of cowards.

    1. Re:Rockstar Defrauded the ESRB by planetoid · · Score: 1

      They were already cowards when they went belly-up and paid money to those whiners on that "kill all Haitians" "controversy" in the GTA: Vice City days instead of fighting Big Government Republican mayor Bloomberg and that faux NY council of human rights that were behind the extortion.

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  60. Pulled off the market? by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

    Will this be the first game in a series of many to come that will be pulled off the market to be changed due to questionable content?

    My thoughts concerning this game's rating are throughly covered by other posts. However, I couldn't help notice this part of the summary. When was GTA:SA pulled off the market? Yes, their rating was changed. However, it was not removed from the market. Rather, most business removed it from their shelves in an effort to promote the idea that game software is only for children. It was blantent censorship. Perhaps there wouldn't be so much sex and violence in children's games if video game stores didn't discriminate against adults.

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  61. Re:Mod (with a pad cypher) a Disney Game by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

    Ok, so what if we distribute a patch that is in the form of a pad cypher which converts existing content to "offensive" content? What's being distributed is otherwise arbitrary data, "unlocking" or "decoding" the existing texture of Goofy into its secret naked stripper form. We're not sending new content, we're not sending offensive textures... it could be said that the content was there all along as well, we just needed to unlock it.

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  62. Consumer Uprising! by TelevisioSledgicus · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm one of those people that picked up the game after it had been determined to be an AO product. In fact, I picked it up specifically because it was AO (never mind that towel next to the computer).

    Shortly thereafter the patch was released that converts the product I purchased, the AO version of GTA:SA, into a different product, that of the M version of GTA:SA.

    I immediately contacted both Rockstar tech support and the mouthoff address they provide on their http://www.nomorehotcoffee.com/ web page, asking about a bug-fix patch version of 1.01 that doesn't include the "breaking/altering" of the product I purchased into a different product.

    Tech support of course replied the with generic "The patch works with all shipping versions" and ignored the fact that as far as I'm concerned it also BREAKS my AO version by turning it into the M version.

    And I never heard anything from the mouthoff address.

    Needless to say I never patched, and am left with a (very slightly) buggy, unsupported product unless they decide to properly support their AO customers.

    FYI: It hangs on a 7800GTX SLI system, switch to non-SLI mode and it works fine.

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    I will also say this, I specifically went out and purchased the game after the asinine ruling by the ESRB that changed the rating, to show support for Rockstar. While I do have the mod downloaded somewhere, I haven't had time to mess with it, and have only gotten to the point in the game where you go into the first crack house (i.e. I don't have much time for games).

    I know you'll make excuses like "you don't play it anyway, why bother asking for a patch", etc. but the bottom line is I want Rockstar to be standing up for freedom of speech alongside me, not behind me, and supporting the AO product branch is the least they could do.

    1. Re:Consumer Uprising! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I understood, patch 1.01 the ONLY thing it fixed was breaking HC. (OK, before posting, I pulled up the patch and the Release notes say otherwise)

      As far as your 7800GTX SLI system hanging, I would suggest you update your video drivers (Nvidia just released v78.01 last week) if you use a Asus A8N-SLI Dlx motherboard, your update your chipset drivers to v6.66 as well.

  63. Wal-Mart = religious right's retail arm by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    You don't seriously believe that Rockstar changed the game to placate Hillary Clinton, do you? She was giving them free publicity! Rockstar loved every minute of it, because controversy sells.

    However, when Wal-Mart (whose political and social mores are just to the right of Attila the Hun) dropped GTA:SA for "objectionable content", Rockstar bent over backwards to please them. This re-release has nothing to do with showboating senators, and everything to do with getting the game back on the shelves at Wal-Mart.

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  64. Re:It's time to stamp out Islam once and for all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what is your point? That its good that GTA hot coffee mod is gone because you are a rascist?

    There is nothing wrong with Islam. There is something wrong with those who think they own the right to interpret it.

    So, where should we stop? What is next? Should we kill all Jews? I mean, they are not Christians like us and they killed Jesus. How about all Catholics? Or just the Presbytarians?

    The only joke here is you.

  65. Re:Clueless ModMan strikes again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? I don't get it...

  66. My theory by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    My theory is that people aren't concerned about the game having sexual content, they are concerned about it having "hidden" sexual content. If rockstar had included the Hot Coffee sequence in the main game no one would have been complaining.

    1. Re:My theory by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      But it didn't have hidden sexual content. It had disabled sexual content.

    2. Re:My theory by booch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Disabled sex? Now that's just disgusting!

      (Actually, the scene in Monkeyshines was pretty good.)

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    3. Re:My theory by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Do you think they recognize the difference?

  67. OK by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For all the Slashdotters who illustrate the point that religious groups and soccer moms are flipping out over a crappy sex scene in a video game, while at the same time condoning the violence need to do one thing.

    Please STFU.

    They do not condone the violence in video games and movies anymore than they do sex. Ok sure, your Mom might not bat an eye about you killing virtual cops, but at the same time will flip out over a little nudity. I'm not talking about her; I'm talking about the organized movements that wish to censor our entertainment for our own good.

    Sex is just the latest taboo for these organizations. These same groups a few years ago have tried to censor games based on the amount of violence. The old timer's here should be telling the younger geeks about the media uproar caused by Doom and other games of the same genre way back in 1993. There was a lot of debating for years that violence in media was a leading cause of violent crime.

    For example, I heard a lot more about how the kids responsible for the massacre at Columbine played FPS, then I did about the lack of the parents saying to themselves, 'Hey my kid has a swastika on his wall and lots of books about Hitler, is a social outcast at school and has an unhealthy fascination regarding death. Maybe I should look into this?'

    However with the gaming companies banding together and creating a rating system it helped soften the violence argument by putting right on the box what the game's content is. The attempts to vilify video games because of violence started to make fewer headlines, for the responsibility is now on the parents. If your kid was playing games that you do not approve of, the fault was now yours. Sure there where still complaints by the hard core, but they were not about to shut up about the issue even if they did succeed at eliminating video games altogether. Sleazy lawyers will also continue to take up these cases as long as they think they can make the slightest bit of profit off of them. However for the time being, we won the battle for the most part.

    However a battle is not a war. If you guys continue to use the argument that "What's the big deal about a little sex in a game where as a player, I'm allowed to commit a shopping list of horrendous crimes?" That's going to bite us on the ass by helping to reignite the violence in video games debate which our opponents will love to see happen.

    Please stop giving the enemy more bullets.

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  68. For a second there... by PenguinCandidate · · Score: 1

    ... I thought the headline was talking about GTA for the PSP. Bring on the ports of games I played 4 years ago!

  69. Obligatory South Park... by numbware · · Score: 1

    All the guns have been replaced by walkie talkies.

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  70. Finally by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, a version that's safe for my kids.

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  71. What hurricane Katrina can teach us about GTA::SA by dudle · · Score: 1
    Disclaimer: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas is one of the rare games I actually purchased.

    Many folks have pointed out the lack of logic in rating the game Adult Only following a third party modification that allows the player to see a naked girl. The girl, mind you, is virtual.

    The truth is, the US is a country were no one is responsible, especially not the parents. They buy a game to their spoiled fat brats so that they will shut up once they are done with the gallon of ice cream. The game is here to keep the kids occupied in front of the almighty TV.

    When people started looting the Walmarts in New Orleans, some were screaming "TV!TV!TV!" (see Newsweek of this week). It is no secret that the television is the almighty home appliance today in the US.

    Look at the way the politicians were (and to a certain extent, still are) blaming each other for the mess related to the rescue efforts in the region. This is a country were it does not matter who is right or wrong, as long as the blame goes to someone else. See also the song "Blame Canada" from South Park the Movie.

    Just food for toughts.

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  72. Your kids, maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some kids have enough a sense of good and evil (or bad) that they can tell the difference. What's this guy (or his kids) doing that others aren't?

  73. AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ooo, so its rereleased and now gets a 17 rating so those 17 and older can endlessly beat their sex money out of hookers, or just shoot them in the head after having sex with them in their cars. Add nudity and its AO.

    Is the U.S. screwed up or what? You can shove a big rod in a female and make her bleed just as long as you don't show genetalia in the process.

  74. Other changes...? by Cunk · · Score: 1

    It sounds like they removed features other than the hidden sex scenes to avoid the AO rating. Are these changes summarized anywhere? I don't care about the "Hot Coffee" stuff but I'm not interested in buying the game if anything else has been removed.

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  75. America's Army by chicago_scott · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the love of god won't someone please mod America's Army.

    A taxpayer funded game that shows nudity and sex. What would happen? Would they shutdown the game servers? Stop distributing the games?

    And the most important question of all: How hard would this make me laugh?

  76. My dumb opinion, maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not religious and I personally don't care about sex or violence in video games for me or for kids, but since everyone is saying repetitive things about this AO/M rating stuff I'll offer this:

    When you see lots of mindless killing it is really not going to affect you that much and make you go out and kill people. It's a pure fantasy-type thing for 99.99% of people out there. And the consequences for actually doing it is either jail or death, or both.

    Now sex on the other hand, it's something we already have a natural urge to do (you could argue we have a urge to kill, but it's usually in self-defense and also mindless killing doesn't agree with the rules we have set up for our society) and it is felt strongly after puberty. So maybe it will be just 1 more thing to encourage kids that are completely immature and not reading mentally, emotionally or financially... only physically ready. And when they do have sex, no one arrests you, they are free to just go about their little immature livesand repeat their mistakes over and over.

    But nevermind the 2 kids having sex, what are the results of it? Who really gets hurt? Well if they have a baby that's who gets hurt the most. That kid is more likely than not doomed to a life of struggle and mental anguish and may well never get out the hole they started in because of their selfish dumb parents. And then we as a society have to deal with this person now. And so sex should not be something encouraged in games to spure on the urges teens are already having and thinking of acting upon.

  77. Responsibility by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

    If people (parents in particular) are so pissed about it, why not monitor the video games your kid plays and/or determine the content of the game before your kid buys it. I could get reams of data off of the web in minutes. Listen to the title: Grand Theft Auto. I don't think the company is to blame for putting "explicit" content in their game. It's like viagra commercials. If you don't like em, don't watch. Your TV has a mute button. It also has a power button. This is why we are considered free. FCC and all the other "protection" agencies can go fuck themselves as far as I'm concerned.

  78. Maybe we should... by davidla · · Score: 1

    Since 90% of the internet is pr0n, maybe we should put an AO rating on it, as well. Get all these kids off of here...

  79. Old copies value went up then... by MrArmyAnt · · Score: 1

    That means my older copy must now be worth more. I think that whole thing is nonsense, just mom's with too much time on there hands.