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  1. Re:U R Doing It Wrong on Marine Corps Wants a Throwable Robot · · Score: 1

    According the movie Full Metal Jacket, the Marines do not, in fact, want robots.

  2. Re:I've recently started playing EVE on CCP Announces Console MMO Tie-In To the EVE Universe · · Score: 1

    I should add that I do like the fact that it's not divided into servers the way too many MMO's are. It's sharded (like Second Life) so everyone can play in the same universe.

    I really do despise the server model MMO. And if you just *must* design your MMO this way, at least make it easy to move my character to another server (like Guild Wars does) so I can play with my friends without having to create a whole new character every time.

  3. Re:Hmmm... on Flickr Yanks Image of Obama As Joker · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a liberal myself, I'm got sick of all the Obama worship a long time ago. Voting for the guy and treating him as some sort of deity are different things, people! At the end of the day he's just another politician. Stop treating him as if he were somehow above criticism. I may agree with him on health care, but God knows many of us on the left have plenty of bones to pick with him too.

  4. Re:why would you ... on The Decline of the Landline · · Score: 1

    With the 20-somethings, they'll get annoyed if you try to engage them in a long phone conversation because they're more comfortable with IM.

    I just don't get that. It's so ass-backwards it's ridiculous. It's like calling sending someone an email and getting an irritated reply asking you to send all future correspondence by Western Union Telegram.

  5. Just do multiplayer better, please on Fable III Announced For 2010 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ability to actually visit your friends with YOUR character and be able to move around freely would be a huge improvement. Seriously, the multiplayer in Fable 2 felt like it wasn't even an afterthought--as if it was added on at the very last micro-second before it went gold by a single designer (who was drunk at the time).

  6. Re:The two worst genres for console on CCP Announces Console MMO Tie-In To the EVE Universe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know that friend of yours who has different music tastes than you, who will go on for hours about how his favorite musicians don't lip-sync, how they write their own songs, etc? You know, the guy who everyone rolls their eyes at and avoids at parties (lest he go on a long rant about how crappy pop music is today and how the obscure shit he likes is so superior in every way)? You know that smug douchebag?

    Well that's what it's like to listen to a PC snob.

  7. You ever sucked dick for WoW? on Average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everyone has SOME form of escape in their lives. Some are just healthier than others. Personally, I think videogames are pretty mild compared to the dangers of SOME forms of escapism.

  8. Re:The two worst genres for console on CCP Announces Console MMO Tie-In To the EVE Universe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Again, thanks for setting me straight on how superior your tastes in gaming are compared to us uneducated, unwashed masses.

  9. Re:I've recently started playing EVE on CCP Announces Console MMO Tie-In To the EVE Universe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personally, I found it to be a dull griefer's paradise. It's fun at first, but seeing the same scenery over and over again and doing the same stuff over and over again gets boring really fast. About the only way to make it any fun is to join a guild. But since you can't really trust anyone in the game, and so many guild activities just involve grinding to build some new ship (which someone in the guild will probably just steal anyway), even this is dubious.

    Some people really enjoy this game, but it's definitely not for a general audience (or anyone who likes exploration and variety and hates grinding)

  10. Re:The two worst genres for console on CCP Announces Console MMO Tie-In To the EVE Universe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess I was mistaken when I thought I enjoyed playing Halo. Thanks for setting me straight.

  11. Well, that and the age and alchohol on Is Typing Ruining Your Ability To Spell? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank god for spill check.

  12. Re:That is old news on Looking For a Link Between Sci-Fi UFOs and UFO Reports · · Score: 1

    Actually, recent DNA testing in many old criminal cases has shown EXACTLY how unreliable eyewitness accounts can be.

  13. Re:A slip? on Looking For a Link Between Sci-Fi UFOs and UFO Reports · · Score: 1

    You could just as easily reverse that silly logic and ask "How are these 'aliens' that people see today NOT angels?"

  14. Re:Of course on Looking For a Link Between Sci-Fi UFOs and UFO Reports · · Score: 1

    Not every pilot (or even high-ranking commander) had clearance on, or knowledge of, every classified project. The Cold War was an extremely paranoid era (especially in regards to spy, weapon, and aircraft technology).

  15. Re:150 million Sony PS2s on Sony Announces PS3 Slim, Price Cut, Improvements To Home · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Actually, those 120 million are living in trailer parks with their PS2's hooked up to a ten-year-old crappy old Sanyo SD set via a composite input. They could give a shit less about the PS3 or blu-ray.

    Sorry about the trailer park remark, BTW. Didn't mean to insult your mother.

  16. Re:Finally! on Sony Announces PS3 Slim, Price Cut, Improvements To Home · · Score: 1

    Four years into this generation is a little late for a comeback. Not saying it's impossible, but it would certainly be unprecedented. Besides, the Xbox 720 will probably be out by Christmas 2010.

  17. Re:Of course on Looking For a Link Between Sci-Fi UFOs and UFO Reports · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It always cracks me up that none of these conspiracy theorists, with all their reams of "secret information" never make the obvious connection that most of these sightings of strange aircraft at night were around secretive air force bases at the height of the Cold War. It takes a unique mindset to jump over the obvious conclusion of this evidence and to go right to "alien visitors from across interstellar space!" I guess it's cooler to think of "Men in Black" as aliens rather than boring old FBI and NSA agents in their ugly-ass generic suits. And why assume the military is covering up mere military secrets when you can go with the much more impressive "They're hiding little green men, dude!"

  18. Re:Of course on Looking For a Link Between Sci-Fi UFOs and UFO Reports · · Score: 1

    Once again, there are remarkably few sightings of the Virgin Mary in areas with no Catholics.

  19. Re:Punchline: on The Problems With Porting Games · · Score: 1

    And Ferrari is the ONLY car to drive, you know.

  20. Obligatory on The Problems With Porting Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I'm a PC gamer and PC's are the far superior platform, as any real gamer like me knows. Anyone who doesn't use a mouse and keyboard is clearly inferior to me and lacks my intelligence and superior taste in gaming. If you want to know more on the subject, just come to the videogame store where I work sometime. I regularly spend hours there snobbishly berating console game buying customers and informing them of my superiority.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play the pompous villain in an 80's teen flick. Ferrari is the ONLY car to drive, you know.

  21. Re:We Already Knew "Hatred" Was a Lie on iPhone 3GS Is Number One In Japan · · Score: 1

    I guess this also debunks the long-standing idea that Japan and Europe are so far ahead on cell phone development that no U.S. cell phone could possibly compete with their amazingly advanced technology.

  22. Re:Mandelson on In the UK, a Plan To Criminalize Illegal Downloaders · · Score: 1

    He sounds like the UK equivalent of Dick Cheney.

  23. Re:Mandelson on In the UK, a Plan To Criminalize Illegal Downloaders · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the name of a Harry Potter villain.

  24. Re:Bail Out Money on Up To 90 Percent of US Money Has Traces of Cocaine · · Score: 1

    Of course. Coke is te ultimate "stimulus package."

  25. In defense of the Circuit City press release on The Press Releases of the Damned · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I used to write press releases myself in my younger days and often times you're stuck in a very difficult position of having to spin something that's very negative into something that at least doesn't make a bad situation even worse. Let's face it, there are only two reasons that companies ever lay off employees en mass: a budget cut that makes it unavoidable, or an attempt to streamline by removing an entire redundant or poorly-performing area or division. Private sector companies are loathe to admit the former, and so they almost always couch a large layoff as the latter.

    They do this because they know that, if they show weakness, their stock will tank and they'll have even MORE layoffs than they've already had. And laying off people is never easy to do. Despite the reputation that corporations have for being heartless, they are nonetheless made up of real human beings--very few of whom take any pleasure in having to throw their employees' lives into chaos (not to mention the real damage it does to the company itself and its projects).

    Of course, sometimes the stock still tanks anyway (savvy investors are rarely fulled by mere spin), but to publicly announce "Hey, we're going into the shitter" is still irresponsible. And the only alternative to "We're streamlining" or "We're facing cuts" is "We axed these people capriciously, just because we felt like it." So the choice is pretty clear.