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  1. Mad Scientist Solution on How To Deflect an Asteroid With Today's Technology · · Score: 0, Redundant

    CERN could create black hole in front of the earth that would suck down the asteroid. To hell with detractors and their "drawbacks". Haters gonna hate.

  2. Re:You have a Facebook message: on Government Admits Spying Via Facebook · · Score: 1

    Robert S. Mueller, III has just invited you to TerroristVille. How about sending him a free gift in return?

  3. I'd become a supervillain on Study Finds Most Would Become Supervillians If Given Powers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simply to avoid having to wear tights.

  4. Re:Exactly on The Hackintosh Guide · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Want to have a look at my linux box in my Mom's basement?"

    You need better pickup lines.

  5. Re:Helium on Large, Slow Airships Could Move Buildings · · Score: 1

    14,598.5 airships assuming that the entire planet immediately halts all welding of metal.

  6. Re:Helium on Large, Slow Airships Could Move Buildings · · Score: 1

    There is no rational explanation for the proliferation of "Monster Airship" articles given the helium shortage. I've stopped trying to understand it.

  7. Re:SCOTUS on College Student Finds GPS On Car, FBI Retrieves It · · Score: 1

    You'll know where the SCOTUS is you put GPS transmitters on their cars.

  8. Re:Kudos to Canonical for taking the high road on Ubuntu Won't Moan To EU About Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Considering that most of Linux's previous attempts to topple Microsoft on the desktop were based on sheer force of zealotry alone, I guess that's progress.

  9. Re:Newspapers? Pshaw. on Newspaper Endorses the Candidate It's Suing Over Copyright · · Score: 2, Funny

    I only read newspapers for the hilarity of their inaccuracy and the absurdity of what they leave in and what they leave out.

    So you are frequenting slashdot for its journalistic excellence, lack of absurdity, and total adherence to the truth.

  10. If you have quad damage on Inventor Creates Flotation Device Bazooka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you save four times as many people?

  11. Re:Well let's face it... on Ballmer Promises Microsoft Tablet By Christmas · · Score: 1

    Windows 7 is Clean Coal. Get your coals straight.

  12. Homophones on Court Rules Against Woman Who Didn't Like Search Results · · Score: 1

    Was Yahoo's search engine not able discriminate between Stayart and "Stay Hard"?

  13. Re:Two parts? on MGM and Warner Near On Deal For Hobbit Films · · Score: 1

    Why buy the cow when you can milk the bull for free?

  14. Summary Of Horacio Gutierrez Blog Post on Microsoft Sues Motorola Over Android-Related Patent Infringement · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Smart Phones are increasingly important to people's lives. They must be notified of things. That's why we're suing motorola."

    +5 Informative.

  15. Re:Taliban Playable? on Amid Controversy, EA Pulls Taliban From Medal of Honor Multiplayer · · Score: 1

    Anyone who throws battery acid in schoolgirls' faces to prevent them from going to school and who doesn't let widows work to support their starving children has already dehumanized themselves.

  16. Re:Joy, another app store... on Amazon Building Its Own Android App Market? · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that as of now, one can sideload and install via ADB on almost all devices.

    Android phones support Apple Desktop Bus? How cool is that!

  17. A more important question on Amazon Building Its Own Android App Market? · · Score: 1

    Is Amazon building it's own Android phone?

  18. I know, I know on Scientists Stack Up New Genes For Height · · Score: 1

    I should really be worried about Gattacaish stuff instead of looking forward to gene therapies to cure us 5'6"ers of our affliction; women in clubs and bars don't look for a sense scientific morality though.

  19. Re:Enough on Linux May Need a Rewrite Beyond 48 Cores · · Score: 1

    All you need is a single monolithic chip that's 640 times bigger than a regular core.

  20. Monty Python on Safety Commission To Rule On Safety of Rulers In Science Kits · · Score: 1

    Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with office supplies.

    (Grumbles from all)

    Palin:Oh, you promised you wouldn't do office supplies this week.

    Sgt.:What do you mean?

    Jones:We've done office supplies the last nine weeks.

    Sgt.:What's wrong with office supplies? You think you know it all, eh?

    Palin:Can't we do something else?

    Idle (Welsh):Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

    Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Office supplies not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bag of rubber bands, don't come crying to me! Now, the tape dispenser. When your assailant lunges at you with a tape dispenser

    All:We done the tape dispenser

    Sgt.:What?

    Chapman:We done the tape dispenser.

    Palin:We done protractors, staples, paper...

    Jones: 8 x 11 and legal

    Palin: White-out, mechanical pencils

    Chapman: Dry erase markers, tape dispenser...

    Palin: Dixie cups

    Jones: Envelopes

    Chapman: Sticky Notes

    Sgt.: How about rulers?

    All: We did them.

    Sgt.: Metric and standard?

    All:Yes!

    Sgt.: All right, folders.

    (All sigh.)

    Sgt.: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Folders. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a folder. Now you, come at me with this folder. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a folder. First of all you force him to drop the folder; then, second, you stick the folder in a file cabinet, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

  21. Re:It's all in the name on OpenOffice.org Declares Independence From Oracle, Becomes LibreOffice · · Score: 1

    I agree. But let's have a name which reeks of quality and good design, not of Che Guevara.

  22. Re:Death-- or revival? on OpenOffice.org Declares Independence From Oracle, Becomes LibreOffice · · Score: 1

    "Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail."--Zawinski's Law

  23. Geeks Can't Grok Tradeoffs on AppleTV Runs iOS, Already Jailbroken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Technically there's tradeoff between meeting more obscure customer demand vs. safety issues. If a business refuses to serve the steak bloody rare, then they piss off the steak geeks and lose potential revenue. Yet if the business allows undercooked meat, they lose the safety net of well-done meat that protects their customers from e-coli and the resulting bad press and lawsuits.

    The food safety engineer understands food and also understands there's no right answer to the question of allowing bloody rare steak; the company gives up one thing to get another thing. What it really boils down to is what side of the tradeoff he's on and what balancing of the food equation best serves the needs of the target audience.

    The food geek only understand food; he doesn't understand the concept of tradeoff. He screams and howls that the steak is unfairly being crippled and that he's not getting it his way and his freedoms are getting infringed upon by "the man" because it's easier to understand the concept of the "man" than an equation that must be balanced on both sides to produce the best results for the target audience, which in the case of Burger King and their lawyers doesn't happen to be him.

  24. Re:Maybe so but .. on Why Warriors, Not Geeks, Run US Cyber Command Posts · · Score: 1

    In a war, the best person to stick in position as a sniper is the guy who's spend the last ten years or more practicing to handle a sniper rifle, and getting experience.

    Historically, the best snipers, Carlos Hathcock, Vasily Zaitsev, Simo Häyhä, etc were "hunting geeks" in their childhoods. They learned how to be hide themselves using their surroundings, how to stalk and track a target and shoot from a distance before they ever got into the military.

  25. Re:Let me see if I have this straight on CIA Drones May Have Used Illegal, Inaccurate Code · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back when I was a lowly QA tester for a company that took DARPA contracts involving things specific to North Korea, it never ceased to amaze me that the entire programmer staff were H1B's from China, who just happens to be North Korea's main ally, who were hired solely for their utter cheapness.

    This is why I just can't take tin-foil hat people seriously.