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Large, Slow Airships Could Move Buildings

Algorithmnast writes "The Economist has a short article on using big, slow-moving airships to move large objects without the need to dismantle them. The company mentioned, Skylifter, refers to the lifting ship as an 'aerial crane,' not a Thor weapon. It could easily help move research labs to new parts of the Antarctic, or allow a Solar Tower to be inserted into an area that's difficult to drive to, such as a mesa in New Mexico."

184 comments

  1. Pffft... That's nothing. by migla · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Give me a place to stand and with a lever I will move the whole world."

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    1. Re:Pffft... That's nothing. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah. And small, fast planes can move 'em, too!

      If you define your movement as descent on a vertical axis... :-)

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    2. Re:Pffft... That's nothing. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Pffft... That's nothing. "Give me a place to stand and with a lever I will move the whole world."

      Spouting cliches only enhances your cosmetic intelligence.

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    3. Re:Pffft... That's nothing. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Stand on the end of your lever.

  2. But what happens when they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...run into the building?

    Did anybody think of that?

    What was that show where the one building came alive, and to keep it happy they put it on tour?

    1. Re:But what happens when they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ease back on the LSD there friend. Ease back.

    2. Re:But what happens when they... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

      But what happens when they ...run into the building?

      Did anybody think of that?

      No, you're just waaaaaaaaay smarter than the large group of people in this liability-happy society working on this project. What's it like being a highly sought after engineer?

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    3. Re:But what happens when they... by treeves · · Score: 1

      He's gotten an early start on celebrating what would be John Lennon's 70th birthday.

      That relates to this story in another way: George Harrison formed Handmade Films in order to finance the Monty Python film The Life of Brian. And another Python film, The Meaning of Life, features in its intro...wait for it...a moving building (tip: skip to 5:30 to see it).

      Guess I've got Beatles on the Brain.

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  3. U.F.O. by DarkXale · · Score: 1

    They just had to make it look like a traditional Alien 'U.F.O.' didn't they? (Skylifter)

    1. Re:U.F.O. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so now whenever someone spots a UFO, the government can say it was a skylifter. Easy.

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    2. Re:U.F.O. by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As opposed to now, when the actual answer is drugs, mental illness or weather balloon? Seriously, considering that the UFO phenomenon was purely a cover for balloons used to spy on the USSR back before satellites could, it's amazing how long this paranoia has gone on for.

    3. Re:U.F.O. by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hardly amazing. People like stories. Considering how long we've had nonsense like astrology, homeopathy, religion, and all sort of other superstitious nonsense, how can you be surprised that the UFO nutters are still at it?

    4. Re:U.F.O. by petermgreen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or even someone playing a prank.

      I remember a TV show (called "a very British UFO hoax") about a group of special effects guys trying to pull off a UFO hoax. They were pretty successful, the flying saucer they built wasn't very big (I don't remember the exact size but it could be broken down into segments that would fit in a SUV) but the eyewitnesses reported it as much larger.

      Most people don't understand their own vision. An eye doesn't directly tell us the size of or distance to objects just the angle is subtends on the retina (which roughly corresponds to size/distance).

      Binocular vision tells us distance but it only works effectively over short distances .

      So our brains use various clues to judge the size and depth of objects. One of those clues is how big we expect the object to be. An object flying at night takes away the other clues so if people are expecting it to be big they will see it as big!

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    5. Re:U.F.O. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So anyone who sees a strange (unidentified) flying object is on drugs, insane or seeing a weather balloon? Better tell that to the people who saw that failed rocket test in Norway last year.

      A lighted spiral in the sky? Pfft, buncha crazy drugged-out weather balloon-seers.

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    6. Re:U.F.O. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      They just had to make it look like a traditional Alien 'U.F.O.' didn't they?

      TFA, the Economist article at least. It explains why a flying saucer shape is used. Unlike traditional balloons with cigar shapes the flying saucer shape can go in any direction. The Goodyear blimp has to be pointed in the direction it is supposed to go.

      Falcon

    7. Re:U.F.O. by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Hear that knock at your door? That should be some men in black suits

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    8. Re:U.F.O. by arisvega · · Score: 1

      It explains why a flying saucer shape is used.

      That, and that it looks pretty badass.

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    9. Re:U.F.O. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      So anyone who sees a strange (unidentified) flying object is on drugs, insane or seeing a weather balloon? Better tell that to the people who saw that failed rocket test in Norway last year.

      Nope. If you insert the phrase "and then seriously describe it as an alien spacecraft " between the "object" and the "is", then you're not far from the truth.
      Anyone can see an aerial object and fail to identify it, or identify it incorrectly. As an amateur astronomer, I've often seen things in the sky which I fail to identify, and some which I mis-identify. But I also know that my failure to identify them does not make them unidentifiable.
      I used to work with a guy who was a member of the UK Observer Corps ; as such, he was much better trained than I am in identifying planes at funny angles and in weird lighting (that is what the Observer Corps are meant to do). So, when he saw a peculiar flying object that he couldn't identify, then I was mildly interested. So were various UFO whack jobs, and also people into watching 'black projects' planes. A few years later, come GW1 (Gulf War 1) and the public appearance of the "wobbly goblins", my colleague reckoned that that was probably what he saw. Which leaves a mild mystery as to what "wobbly goblins" were doing flying off the UK coast while they were still "black". But that doesn't stop the UFO whack jobs from citing his report as still being a genuine, cow-mutilating, redneck-abducting, anal-probing (why do they never stick their catheters up their victim's urethras, I wonder?) UFO sighting.
      Given the quality of the company they keep, anyone who I meet who asserts that he's seen unidentified flying objects and that they're evidence of Little Green Men, I suspect of being on drugs, insane, or unable to identify a weather balloon, and probably all three simultaneously.

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  4. Buildings falling from the sky by xaoslaad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first time a house falls on a house they will be out of business from the lawsuits.

    1. Re:Buildings falling from the sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless it's Xzibit putting a house in your house so you can be at home when you're at home, dawg.

    2. Re:Buildings falling from the sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know, there have been incidents where a flatbed carrying a house has crashed into things and destroyed them, they haven't shutdown all flatbeds yet. I'm sure insurance on something like this would be astronomically expensive, at least until the method is proven, but I don't think a single incident would immediately shut them down.

    3. Re:Buildings falling from the sky by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Funny

      That or the owner's pissed off sister is coming back to reclaim her shoes.

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    4. Re:Buildings falling from the sky by ghjm · · Score: 1

      If only that were true.

      The problem is that car crashes are boring but airplane crashes are exciting. So I know that a small plane landed on a highway in Kentucky and nobody was hurt, but I don't know a thing about the half dozen fatal car accidents that probably happened in my city this month.

      It only took one airship accident for the entire concept of airships to be abandoned for generations.

    5. Re:Buildings falling from the sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo dawg, I dropped a house on yo' house so you can be in yo house while you in yo' house.

  5. Is the company called ACME? by Draconi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because I know a very well educated coyote that would be really interested in this sort of innovative technology with his work in high speed pest control.

    1. Re:Is the company called ACME? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, blimps weren't exactly "high speed". I can't see the boys at Top Gun coming up with a course for zeppelin pilots any time soon ...

    2. Re:Is the company called ACME? by Draconi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wile E. Coyote? Road Runner? A high speed pest?

      Giant building sized anvil dropped from excessive heights courtesy an ACME Skylifter?

      The joke - it is now explained

    3. Re:Is the company called ACME? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I know a very well educated coyote that would be really interested in this sort of innovative technology with his work in high speed pest control.

      Last I checked, blimps weren't exactly "high speed". I can't see the boys at Top Gun coming up with a course for zeppelin pilots any time soon ...

      I'm pretty sure the high speed in question referred to the pest itself and not the speed of its control.

      *meep* *meep*

    4. Re:Is the company called ACME? by tepples · · Score: 1

      I can't see the boys at Top Gun coming up with a course for zeppelin pilots any time soon ...

      I can foresee airship recon, but Zeppelin would have to undercut other airship makers by 50 percent to win the contract under the Buy American Act, Berry Amendment, or other applicable law.

  6. Headline Correction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lift buildings?? I doubt it.. they are designed for compression loads, not tension. Though, if you lifted it from the bottom....

    1. Re:Headline Correction? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Though, if you lifted it from the bottom....

      Yeah some people do "move house" like that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6Md60pBd4

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    2. Re:Headline Correction? by afidel · · Score: 1

      The Army already does this with some FOB's, airlift in prefab sections to build a complex.

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  7. Stolen Idea by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Stolen Idea by Zantac69 · · Score: 1

      Bioshock Infinite

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_yAnQHHIgs

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  8. Project Thor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a crowbar in orbit then surely you need a big rocket to take it out of orbit? You can't just snap your fingers and watch it fall out of the sky. If that's the case where is the advantage over an ICBM with a conventional payload?

    1. Re:Project Thor? by roc97007 · · Score: 0

      No, it takes a very small vector to cause an orbit to decay. The largest expenditure of energy is to get objects up into orbit in the first place. It's like a bucket of water on the top of a door. Hauling the bucket up there is a lot of work. Getting it to fall isn't.

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    2. Re:Project Thor? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Actually if the energy that went into snapping your fingers went into pushing off the "rod from god" that would be enough force. A little C battery-sized cylinder that releases a little puff of compressed air could do the job nicely. You just have to get it moving and gravity does the rest...although I guess it would be easier to target if it were moving at a more easily measurable speed. Maybe a pringles can-sized air cylinder would be better.

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  9. Goodbye Building Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I thought local builders were relatively safe from outsourcing. Now it seems like China has a way to take another industry...

    1. Re:Goodbye Building Industry by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They do not need to. They simply fix the Yuan against the dollar, subsidize, and then dump the product. With their QA, we even have a double entendre here.

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    2. Re:Goodbye Building Industry by istartedi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I thought local builders were relatively safe from outsourcing

      Easy enough to do with panelized construction, components, etc. When they were still building houses like crazy, most of them were probably framed by illegal immigrants, and fitted with imported appliances.

      Now excuse me while I prop another 2x4 against my office wall...

      In all seriousness, I've been told that when looking for a house you want to find one that was built during a recession. In theory, people were able to chose better contractors during hard times, whereas boom-time houses are more likely to be slapped together quickly to make a buck.

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    3. Re:Goodbye Building Industry by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I doubt moving buildings long distances in their final form will ever be economical, the value density isn't high enough.

      Flatpack is probablly a better option if you want to import buildings.

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    4. Re:Goodbye Building Industry by vux984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In all seriousness, I've been told that when looking for a house you want to find one that was built during a recession. In theory, people were able to chose better contractors during hard times, whereas boom-time houses are more likely to be slapped together quickly to make a buck.

      I don't think that is a reliable indicator. Its true boom-time houses are often built as quickly as possible to get on to the next project; its true some developers cut corners get cut to save time.

      But recession housing has a counter-indicator as well... the contractors are often on hard times themselves, and cut corners to bring costs down. I live in a multi home development, that was started during the boom, and was finished as the recession hit hard. There is a noticeable degradation in the quality as you move from the homes that were done first to the ones that were done last. Little details, for example: my unit, an early unit, can turn the lights at the bottom of the stairs using a switch at the top or at the bottom. Later units, only have the one switch at the bottom.

      Even worse are projects where developers/contractors were bankrupted during construction. The last thing you want is a home that was half built, then went into limbo for 5 months with some plastic sheets keeping the weather out, and then finished up by another contractor/developer as inexpensively as possible so that they might still turn a profit on them.

      Ultimately I think good and bad homes can be built in any economic climate. But a good reputable developer working in a healthy or better economy probably is probably the safest bet. A crappy developer is going to do crappy work in any economy, but even good developers will cut corners if they fall on hard times.

    5. Re:Goodbye Building Industry by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      During the housing boom there were cookie cutter townhouses that were built in my city (Newark, NJ). A few of them burned down due to shoddy electrical work. Beware of cookie cutter houses!

    6. Re:Goodbye Building Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought local builders were relatively safe from outsourcing. Now it seems like China has a way to take another industry...

      Why would that make any difference?

      Here in Sweden we build thousands of houses (they are actually made indoors in factories) each year that is shipped to Africa, Middle East and Japan (in Japan they have a large suburbs with nothing but Swedish made houses).

      The alternative would be to ship building material to those places. In Sweden we can get all the raw material locally and have all industrial resources to refine it. Not only timber, concrete, gypsum (firewalls), steel et.c., but most important: fresh, clean water, which we have in abundance.

      In Sweden, in turn, local builders have to compete with Baltic and Russian builders, that have lower cost (but very skilled) workforce and use cheaper russian timber.

      The only reason you don't experience this in USA, is because you don't have a free market. USA is more walled against import goods then any other country in the world. Thats why you believe your shitty products is good and the rest of the world make only shitty products, your government only allow import that can't compete with your local products.

  10. good title by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I would have preferred this title:

    OMFG HUGE and putting me to sleep kind of slow airships MAYBE could move buildings IF the company in question ever gets investment and builds them and it all works out at the end.

    It's a freaking startup, not jesus.

    1. Re:good title by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that somebody has tried this every 5 years since we were promised flying cars! I think we need a few of these, just like we need a few AN-22, but remember In August 2006 a single Antonov An-22 aircraft remains in airline service with Antonov Airlines.

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  11. Absolutely Terrible Idea by sexconker · · Score: 1, Troll

    Structures are built right side up.
    They won't survive if you pick them up from the top.

    Shit will break off and fall to the ground.
    The building will twist and break in the wind.
    People will die.

    1. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by confused+one · · Score: 2, Informative

      buildings are picked up from the bottom, using steel beams run through & under the foundation.

    2. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they first move the building onto a platform and lift that platform?

      I have seen them move lighthouses that are a few hundred years old. The concept is not too different. Instead of moving the structure on the ground the whole distance, they are moving it a short distance on the ground then switching to the air. Also new structures could be designed to be lifted from the top. I see this more as a way of moving new structures then moving existing structures. Don't forget that certain equipment has to be assembled on site then used. They could move the equipment this way to the site.

    3. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      Buildings are moved all the time, and they're always picked up from the bottom. There's no reason to think that this method would differ (i did not RTFA).

    4. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Both you and the OP are correct in different ways - and aptly illustrate why this is such a bad idea.

      Buildings (and pretty much everything else on Earth) are mostly designed to resist compressive loads I.E. the force of gravity. Thus, if you want to move a structure using this method your pretty much have two major options: First, to move an existing structure you can build a heavy cage around it so you can lift it from the top. Second, to move a new structure you can design in massive reinforcements so you can lift it from the top. Both are expensive and add considerable parasitic loads to the structure and the lift.

      Not to mention, this idea has been floated a dozen times or more in the last fifty odd years, and always with the same result - a bankrupt company and penniless investors. While they've got some cool hacks in this scheme, they don't seem to have overcome the basic solution-in-search-of-problem problem. I.E. there doesn't actually seem to be a market.

    5. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by couchslug · · Score: 1

      By "buildings" they obviously mean purpose-built specialty structures. ISO shipping container-format building modules would be one example.

      The thing could be a handy industrial hauler, but using it would have to be a better deal than just schlepping the parts fairly close than airlifting them with ordinary heavy-lift helos.

      There is also the "eggs in one basket" issue. Losing a small load in the crash of an expendable helicopter is no big deal.

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    6. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not absolutely...there could be a niche market wherever they have tornadoes. Now this isn't exactly rapid response, but if your house (or shack or trailer) was going to get airlifted anyway, don't you want the pros to have a shot, instead of relying on mother nature to toss your house about?

    7. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Buildings (and pretty much everything else on Earth) are mostly designed to resist compressive loads I.E. the force of gravity. Thus, if you want to move a structure using this method your pretty much have two major options: First, to move an existing structure you can build a heavy cage around it so you can lift it from the top. Second, to move a new structure you can design in massive reinforcements so you can lift it from the top.

      Or you can do what they currently do now which is shove a series of I-beams under it to take the weight from the foundation. Once all the weight is on the I-beams, there is no difference to the building if the I-beams are being lifted by a series of jacks to get it on a truck, a crane to lift it onto another foundation, or a dirigible to carry it cross country.

    8. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by zeropointburn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is a market, just not necessarily in the skyscraper size class yet. Build them smaller, but big enough to move a house. My house was moved to its present location decades ago. Aside from permanent structures, consider modular homes (trailer houses). I see four or five of those a week pass through on trucks, and I live in a small town. I also see a lot of wind farm equipment like tower segments, generators, and blades. Instead of running a convoy of 8 trucks plus spotter cars, load it all onto one or two of these lifters. Less than half as many people involved, can fly direct, doesn't impact traffic, and can carry objects larger than 2 highway lanes. Similar benefits apply to things like power substations or rail switching shacks, if you can do it cheaper than a helicopter.
        Fit one out with crane equipment like that found at a major port. Now if a freighter has a problem in the open ocean, you can fly one of these to it and offload the cargo to another ship (or ships, more likely). You could also haul out a complete replacement power train, and if new ships were designed with this in mind you would eventually be able to drop-in major components in most ships afloat. Same gear could be deployed to a train derailment, or to replace a malfunctioning locomotive on the track in the middle of nowhere. The way that scale affects LTA craft is very different from how it affects HTA craft like helicopters. If you can build one big enough and fast enough, you could anchor to a sinking ship and keep it afloat, or simply pick it up and haul it to a dry dock. This could be useful for deep-sea salvage, though the existing barge-style ships are quite effective already.
        In short, there may not be much of a market right now for moving large buildings, but there are plenty of other markets that such a device could tap.

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    9. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has seen the ice road truckers deliver a 50 ton HALF oil rig superstructure across 150 miles of ice for an outrageous fee can see the applicability of these lifters.

    10. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read what you replied to?

    11. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by mewsenews · · Score: 1

      First, to move an existing structure you can build a heavy cage around it so you can lift it from the top.

      Ha, I've got you there! What if I already live in a cage, smarty pants?!

      Posted from my iPhone

    12. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can think of many places that can use this. For starters, here in the west, we have large amounts of areas in the mountains that are expensive to build at. OTH, if a structure can be taken up there, that changes economics. In addition, imagine building a monorail/maglev. Putting in elevated track is expensive unless you have a lots of nice easy access. This makes it easy to build out a fast track.

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    13. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Buildings (and pretty much everything else on Earth) are mostly designed to resist compressive loads I.E. the force of gravity. Thus, if you want to move a structure using this method your pretty much have two major options: First, to move an existing structure you can build a heavy cage around it so you can lift it from the top. Second, to move a new structure you can design in massive reinforcements so you can lift it from the top.

      Or you can do what they currently do now which is shove a series of I-beams under it to take the weight from the foundation. Once all the weight is on the I-beams, there is no difference to the building if the I-beams are being lifted by a series of jacks to get it on a truck, a crane to lift it onto another foundation, or a dirigible to carry it cross country.

      Sometimes it helps to stop and think before typing, you might try it sometime. When you do, in this case, the intelligent person would ask himself - how do you connect the beams on the bottom to the lifting point on the top. Then the intelligent person will re-read my message and note that I'd already mentioned that.
       
      The idiot and his boon companion Captain Obvious instead will just repeat what the individual I was replying to and I already said.

    14. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Disagree about the lack of market, I can see several possible uses for this off the top of my head.

      As someone mentioned above, there are wind turbine blades (Which are too big to be transported easily via Road or Rail).

      However, there are also lots of possibilities for moving parts for the Oilfield. Moving these heavy, oversize parts is Slow, Expensive, and Not Very Popular

      This could also be a huge boon for shipping to the North, allowing shipments of heavy Equipment and Commodities year round, rather than waiting for winter and the Ice Roads to freeze up.

      Larger loads could be lifted, meaning fewer trips, and less on-site assembly labor.

      I agree that it seems impractical, and that it obviously isn't cheap or easy (If it wasn't it would already be commonplace.) But not seeing the market for this sort of transport is simply a failure of imagination, nothing more.

    15. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      There is a market, just not necessarily in the skyscraper size class yet. Build them smaller, but big enough to move a house.

      But we already have [relatively] cheap truck that are all but immune to weather to fill that niche - [very] expensive airships (which require considerable extra lifting infrastructure to transfer to loads from the bottom of the structure to the lifting point on top) which require fairly calm weather conditions are a poor replacement indeed.
       

      Fit one out with crane equipment like that found at a major port. Now if a freighter has a problem in the open ocean, you can fly one of these to it and offload the cargo to another ship (or ships, more likely).

      Why? We already have oceangoing tugboats more than capable of towing the ships to port in anything short of hurricane conditions. By the time an areostat has moved the cargo to another ship (assuming reasonable weather), the tug has already towed it to port much more cheaply.
       

      You could also haul out a complete replacement power train, and if new ships were designed with this in mind you would eventually be able to drop-in major components in most ships afloat.

      Not only do we have tugs as pointed out above, replacing drive components at sea as your propose is roughly akin to conducting an appendectomy via the patients ear canal - with a spoon. It just doesn't make any sense.
       

      Same gear could be deployed to a train derailment, or to replace a malfunctioning locomotive on the track in the middle of nowhere.

      In the case of a train derailment we already have cranes that work in virtually all weathers. (In exactly the manner that areostats do not.) If a locomotive dies, you just hook another locomotive in front and tow it as is already common practice. If it won't roll, well then you use the cranes mentioned above and jacks to remove and replace the damaged drive truck.
       

      The way that scale affects LTA craft is very different from how it affects HTA craft like helicopters. If you can build one big enough and fast enough, you could anchor to a sinking ship and keep it afloat, or simply pick it up and haul it to a dry dock. This could be useful for deep-sea salvage, though the existing barge-style ships are quite effective already.

      Pick up an entire ship using an LTA craft? You're talking something the size of a small country - and hideously vulnerable to weather.
       

      In short, there may not be much of a market right now for moving large buildings, but there are plenty of other markets that such a device could tap.

      In short, there are no such markets - in each of the examples you provide above, the areostat is vastly inferior to existing solutions.

    16. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can think of many places that can use this. For starters, here in the west, we have large amounts of areas in the mountains that are expensive to build at. OTH, if a structure can be taken up there, that changes economics.

      By the time you've built the road to get the heavy machinery up to clear the area and build the foundation - bringing up the components and labor to build the structure itself is fairly trivial. Actually, once you've cleared a road so people can access the completed structure, you're ready to bring up whatever machinery and supplies you need without an aerostat.
       

      In addition, imagine building a monorail/maglev. Putting in elevated track is expensive unless you have a lots of nice easy access. This makes it easy to build out a fast track.

      Since you need a road for construction access, even with an aerostat 'crane'... you don't need an aerostat anymore. As you can simply use the road you need to build anyhow.
       
      I.E. you don't really understand what makes these kinds of construction expensive.

    17. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      ...how do you connect the beams on the bottom to the lifting point on the top.

      You don't. You connect steel cables or whatever to the beams on the bottom, connected on the other end to the airship, preferably not all at one point. You don't want the structure to tilt the way you would with a faster aircraft, since it isn't necessary and indeed would be dangerous if you're lifting from the bottom. You instead keep it vertical and move slowly, a task that airships are perfect for.

      Then the intelligent person will re-read my message and note that I'd already mentioned that.

      Actually, they will note that you didn't, but instead continued to assert that there needs to be some lifting point on the top. If you insist that must be the case, then that's the point you should be arguing. As it is, you look like you didn't even bother to read what you were replying to, or stop and think about what they were saying. You might want to try that sometime. At the very least, it will ensure you're arguing with someone rather than past them in apparent blissful ignorance of what they meant.

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    18. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Derek, I am guessing that you do not live in mountainous areas. MANY of the RR tracks have no roads there. ANd when it comes to doing an elevated, the aerostat works great. In fact, a lot of logging now uses blimps/aerostats/etc to lift the logs out of the area. A small version like this could potentially work on it.

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    19. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do live in a mountainous area. In fact, I live in one of the few areas in the country where I have two different ranges within less than two hours drive.
       
      The fact that many rails roads there don't have roads and they use aerostats for limited logging is irrelevant - because to build a high speed monorail you're going to need roads for construction access. Once you've built those roads you need anyhow.... Aerostats no longer make sense.

    20. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      if you want to move a structure using this method your pretty much have two major options:

      I guess you've never seen buildings moved before then, I have a bunch of tymes. What they do is lift the building onto a flatbed trailer. The trailer is then driven down the road, and sometimes more than one lane has to be used thus blocking traffic. With this the building can be put on the trailer then the trailer is lifted off the ground and taken to wherever.

      Not to mention, this idea has been floated a dozen times or more in the last fifty odd years, and always with the same result - a bankrupt company and penniless investors.

      The idea of flying machines have been floating around for centuries always with the same results, until the Wright Brothers built and flew their airplane.

      While they've got some cool hacks in this scheme, they don't seem to have overcome the basic solution-in-search-of-problem problem. I.E. there doesn't actually seem to be a market.

      There were no markets for the Wright Brother's flying machine either, or for the microcomputers that led to the computer on your desk. The same logic can be applied to many other inventions.

      Falcon

    21. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      By the time you've built the road to get the heavy machinery up to clear the area and build the foundation

      For one thing the heavy machinery can be transported the same way. As can the building materials, tools, and workers. Even for the foundation, the hardest part there is the concrete. Just lift the whole concrete mixer with the airship. I used to do that, prior to my disability I worked in concrete construction. My crew mostly did foundations, pylons, and solid concrete walls. Need the ground cleared first? Drop some people in with axes, saws, and wedges and let them cut trees down. Heck you might even build a kiln on site to dry out the wood to use as building material.

      I.E. you don't really understand what makes these kinds of construction expensive.

      You don't really understand construction do you? I worked as a construction worker as did many of the people I grew up with.

      Falcon

    22. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      But we already have [relatively] cheap truck that are all but immune to weather to fill that niche - [very] expensive airships (which require considerable extra lifting infrastructure to transfer to loads from the bottom of the structure to the lifting point on top) which require fairly calm weather conditions are a poor replacement indeed.

      Either way the structure has to be lifted, whether by truck or by airship. It can be lifted the same way too, with a trailer underneath. With the airship more cables can then be used to lift the trailer spreading out the payload. No lifting from top needed either.

      We already have oceangoing tugboats more than capable of towing the ships to port in anything short of hurricane conditions. By the time an areostat has moved the cargo to another ship (assuming reasonable weather), the tug has already towed it to port much more cheaply.

      Citation needed.

      Falcon

    23. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it helps to stop and think before typing, you might try it sometime. When you do, in this case, the intelligent person would ask himself - how do you connect the beams on the bottom to the lifting point on the top. Then the intelligent person will re-read my message and note that I'd already mentioned that.

      I read it, reread, then reread it again. Where is it where you mentioned it? Is it where you say:

      "Both you and the OP are correct in different ways - and aptly illustrate why this is such a bad idea",

      I don't see it there, maybe here,

      "Buildings (and pretty much everything else on Earth) are mostly designed to resist compressive loads I.E. the force of gravity. Thus, if you want to move a structure using this method your pretty much have two major options: First, to move an existing structure you can build a heavy cage around it so you can lift it from the top. Second, to move a new structure you can design in massive reinforcements so you can lift it from the top. Both are expensive and add considerable parasitic loads to the structure and the lift" or "Not to mention, this idea has been floated a dozen times or more in the last fifty odd years, and always with the same result - a bankrupt company and penniless investors. While they've got some cool hacks in this scheme, they don't seem to have overcome the basic solution-in-search-of-problem problem. I.E. there doesn't actually seem to be a market"?

      I don't see it there either, so maybe this:

      "Not to mention, this idea has been floated a dozen times or more in the last fifty odd years, and always with the same result - a bankrupt company and penniless investors. While they've got some cool hacks in this scheme, they don't seem to have overcome the basic solution-in-search-of-problem problem. I.E. there doesn't actually seem to be a market."

      The only tyme I even see the word "top" in your post is "to move an existing structure you can build a heavy cage around it so you can lift it from the top"? How about "bottom"? I see nothing in that post about lifting from the bottom.

      Now how would I do it? Lift the building on a trailer much like is done now. But instead of the trailer being hitched to a semi have several cables hooked to various spots around the trailer, to spread the weight, which then run to I-beams above the building. If structurally needed reinforcing I-beams can be placed under the trailer then the cables can be anchored to them.

      Falcon

    24. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by zeropointburn · · Score: 1

      Admittedly I took the optimist's view in my examples. It depends a lot on what exactly the vessel can actually do and under what conditions. However, throwing those out there press-release style did produce at least a little debate. For those jobs where an aerostat would currently be too expensive, there are edge cases where it would be competitive and if they could capture enough economy of scale the edge broadens. For those jobs where the current breed simply can't perform vs. existing gear, then it is often still within the realm of possibility that it could be done. This is a little like the first time you use a tube of liquid nails; from then on you tend to think of the stuff first when something needs to be stuck to something else (or maybe that's just me). I guess the point is that these guys are going to push ahead with what they have, improve it wherever possible, and sell the hell out of its capabilities. They will try to compete in markets where they may not have the edge, and I think it will be interesting to see what happens.

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    25. Re:Absolutely Terrible Idea by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      For those jobs where an aerostat would currently be too expensive, there are edge cases where it would be competitive and if they could capture enough economy of scale the edge broadens.

      Since my point seemingly went over your head, I'll repeat it: there are no niches for aerostats that aren't already filled by more effective systems. None. Nada. Zip. Zero. It has nothing to do with expense, and everything to do with the aerostat being unable to compete in any way, shape, or form with existing systems.
       

      Admittedly I took the optimist's view in my examples.

      No, you took the view of someone who knew nothing about what he's talking about - and maintain that view despite being shown that the facts don't support your fantasies.

  12. Yeah, I saw that movie too. by SpiffyMarc · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was super sad when that dude's wife died. The talking dog was funny though. Wait, what?

    1. Re:Yeah, I saw that movie too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing, lol

    2. Re:Yeah, I saw that movie too. by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Squirrel!!

    3. Re:Yeah, I saw that movie too. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      seriously, though, the system used in that movie is a lot more robust than this disaster...

  13. Starcraft by Bourdain · · Score: 1

    Well, until now I thought that feature among Terrans was useless...

    1. Re:Starcraft by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      We require more vespine gas!

    2. Re:Starcraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blasphemy! It's Vespene!

  14. Or another idea ... by Jumperalex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    use it to move the ever increasing wind turbine parts that, a year ago, seemed to be getting too large to move over roads especially as regulations pushed them into less and less accessible areas.

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    1. Re:Or another idea ... by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parts?

      You think too small young apprentice.

      One of these could conceivably move a complete wind turbine into place. Just bolt it to a waiting foundation.

    2. Re:Or another idea ... by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Seriously.

      Best. Idea. Ever.

      Just have the final assembly factory with a big staging area.

      One turbine finished, up and away it goes, then down right onto the pad/whatever support is needed in some remote place.

      Heck, the thing could even be erected at the factory and shipped out standing... lowered straight down like a giant crane without needing to take expensive ground-based equipment on site.

    3. Re:Or another idea ... by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Glade you like it, unfortunately I can't claim it as original.

      When I saw this I remembered an article I read in High School that talked about using helicopters to place the windmills. The units where much smaller than those that could be placed with this system but still the same concept. You would still need to bring in some ground based machines to do the foundation/footing but those could be brought in the same way, then deliver the windmill, pick up the machines to lay the foundation and deliver those to the next site.

      _

  15. Helium by snookerhog · · Score: 2, Interesting
    there might be a bit of a speed bump when we start running out of helium

    anyone care to do the crossref math and tell us how much helium it will take to lift 150 tons and how that relates to the dwindling supply?

    1. Re:Helium by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      They can use hydrogen almost as easily.

    2. Re:Helium by rossdee · · Score: 1

      The helium stays in the airship, it doesn't use it up when lifting.

    3. Re:Helium by Sneftel · · Score: 1

      Okay. The density of helium is about one sixth that of air, so one kilo of helium can lift about five kilos of not-helium. They mention lifting 150-ton loads, which would require 30 tons of helium. Worldwide production of helium is about 30 million tons a year. I think it'll be okay.

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    4. Re:Helium by cindyann · · Score: 1

      Roughly speaking at STP, one gram of Helium will lift six grams of payload and occupies five liters.

      150 tons = approx 136,000kg.

      If I did my math right, it would take more than 22,666kg or 113,330 m^3 of Helium to lift it.

      According to one source, the U.S. currently has over 4,000,000,000 m^3 in its strategic reserves, and an additional 15,000,000,000 m^3 in probable, possible, and speculative sources.

    5. Re:Helium by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those building will soar high above the skyline, just like the Hindenburg! Wait...

    6. Re:Helium by snookerhog · · Score: 1
      thanks. that's the math I was looking for.

      but wolframalpha? seriously?

      ;)

    7. Re:Helium by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

      There is no rational explanation for the proliferation of "Monster Airship" articles given the helium shortage. I've stopped trying to understand it.

    8. Re:Helium by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

      14,598.5 airships assuming that the entire planet immediately halts all welding of metal.

    9. Re:Helium by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Helium is not the only lighter than air substance, large balloons are mostly hot air today. Also we know Hydrogen, methane, and ammonia will also work, each with at least one downside. Personally I think birthday parties would be way more fun with Hydrogen balloons anyway (then again, maybe that's why I never had any kids.)

    10. Re:Helium by newcastlejon · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily correct. You only need that much helium if it's at atmospheric pressure. Perhaps one could design a reinforced balloon where the increased weight is offset by the increased lift?

      And a word to the wise: you don't need to show your work when you do simple multiplication/division. And you certainly shouldn't need Alpha to convert tons to kg. For shame.

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    11. Re:Helium by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I thought you could just ask Wolfram Alpha to read the summary and compose the post for you.

      Or maybe it did.

    12. Re:Helium by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      We deal with explosive stuff all the time. As long as you're not going to move humans around, though, it's not that big a deal.

    13. Re:Helium by tepples · · Score: 1

      In addition, it might be time to encourage capture from out many natural gas wells.

      Don't worry; when big oil sees dollar signs from doing so, it'll do so.

    14. Re:Helium by danlip · · Score: 1

      You don't need helium - hydrogen is way more abundant and cheaper, and gives you slightly more lift. Sure there was that minor incident with the Hindenburg, but if we are dealing with a cargo ship servicing remote locations (which seems like the best application anyway) the risks to the humanity are much less.

      I also think you could build a 2 layer balloon, with the outer layer containing helium and the inner hydrogen. The separating layer could be very thin (and thus not weigh much) and the outer helium layer would greatly reduce fire hazards.

    15. Re:Helium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The helium stays in the airship, it doesn't use it up when lifting.

      How exactly do you neutralize 150 tons of buoyancy in the air then? Unless the only load you carry is 150 ton tank and compressor system used to hold the re-compressed helium, that's going to be a problem, no?

      Hydrogen on the other hand, you could divert, burn (carefully) and collect as water for ballast as needed.

    16. Re:Helium by evilWurst · · Score: 1

      You don't have to vent or compress the lifting gas. You can use one these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballonet

      It's the air version of what submarines do. Subs have a few tanks that can be empty (full of air) for buoyancy or full (full of seawater) for a dive. The airships are like that, except "full" of air to lose lift, and "empty" to gain lift.

    17. Re:Helium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think WA is insanely cool!
      I wish more people would use it, though.

    18. Re:Helium by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      As long as you're not going to move humans around, though, it's not that big a deal.

      So nobody’s on the thing if it happens to blow...

      but what about under it?

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    19. Re:Helium by budgenator · · Score: 1

      well 33 L of air masses at 28.8 grams, 33L of He masses at 4 grams so 33L lifts 24.8 grams;
      150 tons is 136,200,000 gm / 24.8 gm = 5,491,935.5 gm of He which occupies * 33l = 18,123,3871.5 of space at STP.
      Hydrogen would take 1/4 as much.

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    20. Re:Helium by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Sure there was that minor incident with the Hindenburg...

      In which most of the passengers and crew survived, unlike most airplane crashes.

      ...but if we are dealing with a cargo ship servicing remote locations (which seems like the best application anyway) the risks to the humanity are much less.

      If there's going to be a crash landing, I'd much rather be on board a hydrogen airship than a 747. It's far safer in a crash.

      Yes, I know, hydrogen is flammable. I also know the wings of an aircraft are filled with flammable liquid that also often burns during a crash. History would suggest that the jet fuel is more likely to end up burning in an aircraft crash than the hydrogen in an airship (there were many airship crashes, but only one that went up in flames spectacularly).

      Incidentally, the most fatal airship disaster was the crash of the USS Akron, which was filled with helium, but went down over the ocean during a bad storm.

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    21. Re:Helium by fnj · · Score: 1

      You have been undone by your fifth reference, which is pure bullshit. A more authoritative source shows that world reserves of helium as compiled in January 2003 were 7.8 billion m^3, not 2 billion, and the reserve base is 25 billion. So it will be a lot more than 14,598.5 airships. Your point is, in any case, well taken.

  16. Re:Let the mother-in-law jokes begin (EOM) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    oops, SRY - forgot mods don't have sense of humor

  17. Get the puns out of the way by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    This idea is full of hot air. It will go over like a lead balloon. It's just an idea to puff up managements' egos. I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but the budget will balloon out of sight.

    1. Re:Get the puns out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mythbusters have proven that lead balloons can fly.

    2. Re:Get the puns out of the way by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Informative

      It will go over like a lead balloon.

      You can no longer use that phrase as the MythBusters showed you can make a balloon out of lead and have it float.

      I prefer to use the phrase, "It will go over like a granite balloon."

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    3. Re:Get the puns out of the way by smitty777 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nice attempt at levity.

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    4. Re:Get the puns out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you learn anything from that episode? If you make a granite balloon large enough, the volume of helium inside will be enough to lift the shell of granite surrounding it.

      Now if you said a swiss cheese balloon....

    5. Re:Get the puns out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice attempt at levity.

      Yeah, except we want levitation, not levity.

    6. Re:Get the puns out of the way by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Just a little light comedy for a volatile world.

    7. Re:Get the puns out of the way by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Yeah I remember that episode, they had to use a special design designed to unfurl in a way that would put minimal stresses on the lead and they still had to tape on loads of patches.

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    8. Re:Get the puns out of the way by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I would think that lead would be ideal for a component in balloon manufacture, a lead coating evaporated on to a mylar substrate would should greatly reduce diffusion loses and hydrogen embrittlement issues, both helium and hydrogen are small molecules and very able to pass through seemingly solid surfaces.

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    9. Re:Get the puns out of the way by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Any particular reason you think lead would be better for this than other metals?

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    10. Re:Get the puns out of the way by smitty777 · · Score: 1

      Nice attempt at levity.

      Yeah, except we want levitation, not levity.

      Dooood. Same root word. Lighten up :^)

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  18. Idea needs building industry support by Spectre · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Skyscrapers may be vastly more affordable if built from interlocking modules on the ground that could be airlifted into place. Would such a structure be feasible (I'm not an architectural nor a mechanical engineer)?

    As pointed out by somebody else, if anybody (these people aren't the first with this idea) could get this to market, it would be a boon for the growing wind turbine industry.

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    1. Re:Idea needs building industry support by Tickety-boo · · Score: 1

      Yes, the English did this in Hong Kong a year or two before handing the island over to the PRC. The building was constructed elsewhere as bunch of "bricks" and then shipped in and assembled.

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    2. Re:Idea needs building industry support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like "Container City", the apartment building from intermodal shipping containers?

    3. Re:Idea needs building industry support by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

      Skyscrapers may be vastly more affordable if built from interlocking modules on the ground that could be airlifted into place

      Unlikely, I would think : how could using airlift ever be cheaper than a temporary crane on the top of the structure?

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    4. Re:Idea needs building industry support by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      There are already construction methods for buildings which resemble assembly lines. They involve a construction module that rises with the building. I recall reading of a Japanese company which developed a process, if I recall correctly, where the building is raised as a new floor is built underneath. My memory is vague on that and I can't find a link.

      But the point is that there already numerous efficient processes for building construction without having to complicate things by using airlifting.

      The more I think about the idea the less I see a real use for it. Any compact structure that needs to be placed somewhere hard to reach can almost certainly be carried by helicopter. It's not like a massive building complex would be placed on a mountain top anyway. For most other locations, simply send parts via land, sea or air and build on the spot.

    5. Re:Idea needs building industry support by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Construction on the ground instead of in the air is the point. Those cranes lift single beams, not whole floors at a time. It's a lot faster to build six floors at a time and airlift them into place as they are finished rather than assemble each one in situ.

    6. Re:Idea needs building industry support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something has to make those modules in the first place. Off-site pre-fabrication does decrease on-site construction time, which decreases on-site labor costs. Unfortunately, those on-site labor costs still exist off-site during the pre-fabrication phase.

  19. Fat chance by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    If obesity rates continue to climb in this country, we could be looking at a new way to commute to the local KFC/Taco Bell.

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  20. We don't learn fast, do we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Large airships have been a recurrent proposal for moving large and bulky items which exceed the routine capabilities of the transport system.
    The problem is that the airship needed is huge. That makes it very difficult to operate in anything other than good weather, even before attaching a massive but somewhat frail payload.
    The record is full of airship and air lifter crashes because of bad weather or unexpected turbulence. Until that problem is resolved, the proposal is not serious.

    1. Re:We don't learn fast, do we? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Or we could just not do heavy construction in gale force winds. The wonderful thing about weather is, it changes if you give it time. Your "problem" is nonexistent unless you propose building large structures as a response to a "ticking time-bomb" scenario.

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  21. If you build it they will come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of using airships to move heavy objects has been around for a long time. Moving heavy objects with airships may be more feasible than building the airships.

  22. if you build it they will come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of using airships to move heavy objects is not new . But as history has tried to teach us, moving heavy objects with airships may be easier than building the airships.

  23. Love the last paragraph of the design tab by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Apparently, they have an issue with other nations/companies ignoring IP laws and stealing their tech. While many other companies have thought to do airship lifters, this UFO approach is unique. Even the propulsion appears well thought out. Good luck to them.

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  24. Helium by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    It is time for America to quit dumping our Helium. It is going to get very expensive soon. In addition, it might be time to encourage capture from out many natural gas wells.

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  25. real problem is wind by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    an airship that can lift 150 tons has a lot of crossectional area, even if a sphere need some serious motors to keep it stable in crosswinds, updrafts etc this was brought out in a great book by the new yorker write john mcphee, I think most of /. would love reading this book

    1. Re:real problem is wind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they need more golfball-like dimples.

    2. Re:real problem is wind by blair1q · · Score: 1

      And drag.

      There's a good reason that Zeppelins are long and narrow and filled with hydrogen, instead of just the natural shape of a balloon that has minimal ratio of mass to lift.

      But there's no good reason to paint them with rocket fuel.

      BTW, as the link mentions, the Hindenburg carried its own hotel, with 50 cabins for passengers and berths for 59 crew members, plus common areas and a bridge, while fully occupied, and had short flight capacity for 20 more passengers, so the concept of moving buildings with an airship is hardly novel.

    3. Re:real problem is wind by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      an airship that can lift 150 tons has a lot of crossectional area, even if a sphere need some serious motors to keep it stable in crosswinds, updrafts etc

      So only use airships when the weather permits.

      Falcon

  26. Ummm... been there, failed that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Ummm... been there, failed that. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      So, when a company with a totally different design fails, that means that new approaches will fail as well.

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  27. Yup by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    it is not like any engineer will ever be able to design homes to be picked up or to be mobile. Nor will 50-100 tonnes Nuke power plants be designed for that either.

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  28. 150 tons. Hmmm. Firefighting? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Here in Colorado and most parts of the west, we do not have have easy access to water. BUT, if something like this could carry 150 tones of water to a fire, well, that can help make a difference. In fact, with a good design, the carrier can be quite a bit lower than the lifter which means that they can put this close to the fire, prior to dumping the water.

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    1. Re:150 tons. Hmmm. Firefighting? by XorNand · · Score: 1

      Fire hydrants put out about 5000 gallons per minute. A gallon of water weighs 8.345 lbs and 150 tons is 300,000 lbs. Therefore, the airship could carry 35,949 gallons, or enough for 7 minutes of fire fighting.

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    2. Re:150 tons. Hmmm. Firefighting? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      There are not that many fire hydrants floating around the mountains and parks that form the west slopes of Colorado. In fact, the VAST majority of Western USA has very little fire hydrants (I would guess that less than 5% of our lands have hydrants). That is why we get large fires that form over 1000's of miles of land. And most of the ariel firefighting equipment is small. On the order of 5-10 K gallons. The largest currently available is the evergreen 747 which holds at most 24 K gallons. And it costs a FORTUNE to operate and does not have easy access to many runways here. In Colorado, it could only land at DIA. None in Wyoming. None in Idaho. Only Salt Lake City in Utah.

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    3. Re:150 tons. Hmmm. Firefighting? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Fire hydrants put out about 5000 gallons per minute.

      That seems really high... any sources to back it up?

      A class AA hydrant is anything over 1500gpm... and getting 5000gpm from an 8-inch line would require something like 70-80psi, if I’m not mistaken.

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    4. Re:150 tons. Hmmm. Firefighting? by Jeng · · Score: 1

      The turbulence above a forest fire would not be kind to a balloon.

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  29. Too bad we'll be out of helium by DoctorNathaniel · · Score: 0

    Unless you want to wait a few millennia for alpha decay to replenish our supply, there simply won't be anything like this... at least not for more than a few years. We are foolishly squandering our remaining supply.

    http://www.livescience.com/technology/helium-reserve-shortage-expensive-party-balloons-100823.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Livesciencecom+(LiveScience.com+Science+Headline+Feed)

    1. Re:Too bad we'll be out of helium by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      If helium were the only lifting gas, your post wouldn't be entirely pointless.

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  30. Has been done before - and failed spectacularly. by Wdi · · Score: 4, Informative

    Remember Cargo Lifter?

    One of the most spectacular failures during the wild technology startup stampede a decade ago in Germany. They burned several hundred millions before folding.

    The only remaining legacy is a huge indoor pool in their former airship hangar...

  31. "large objects" = *small* buildings by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

    The lift capacity of this VapourTech is 150 tonnes. That's not a very big building.

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  32. Helicopters vs airships by tokul · · Score: 1

    Mi-26 useful lifting capacity 20 tons, gross lift 50 tons
    Hindenburg class airship - useful lifting capacity 10 tons, 252 gross tons
    Goodyear blimps are four times smaller than Hinderburgs

    Lifting 150 tons with airship, VTOL or heli, when lifting record is about 40 tons? Could you pass me that stuff you are smoking? It looks really good.

  33. Cargolifter, now bigger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There was a company in Germany trying to reintroduce air ships as transporters for heavy loads. They were called "Cargolifter". The only thing they ever built was a huge hangar. The company went bankrupt in 2002. The hangar has since been turned into a water park / resort.

    1. Re:Cargolifter, now bigger? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Lets see. Different nations. Different designs. Different business ppl. Different backing. Different economy. But the same idea to lift heavy things. Comparing Cargolifter to this company is like comparing CP/M to Linux, Unix, Mac OSX, or Windows 7.

      Take a look at Cargolifter. It is ARCHAIC in its design. It would have had extreme difficulty in small winds, let alone heavy winds. All sorts of balance issues, etc.

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    2. Re:Cargolifter, now bigger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's a different nation and a different design. Nobody would fall for the same thing twice. Invest away!

  34. Haar! That's just what we be needin'! by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me'n the crew 'ere took o'er this 'ere buildin' some 12 years ago now, matey! If it were just a wee bit more mobile, we could plunder and pillage other buildin's! We'll be in touch with this 'ere company an' then we'll set sail on the high plains, movin' from city to city an' plunderin' buildin's as we go! Haaarr!

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  35. So instead of ordering a pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we could order the whole restaurant.

  36. cargolifter by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    a german company which planned something similar in the nineties . They ran out of money when germany went into recession.

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  37. Not really for economical building moving by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    This looks like a fantastically expensive way to move things to places where the cost of building is astronomical. The shape of the beast looks very uneconomical, though. It's rare to see this shape of pressure vessel (outside of very small pancake air compressors). It takes a lot of force to restrain a surface from becoming a sphere or tube (which is why historic ships are built the way they are, and why nearly every airplane has a circular fuselage).

    This also has the disadvantage of being dynamically unstable under horizontal wind forces. If you're hit with a wind that is not perfectly horizontal, the leading edge will start to rise/fall. That increases the angle of attack and increases the rotational force. Most airships are tethered to a ballast (cargo area) from the perimeter (or nearly so), but the artists rendering does not reflect this stabilization.

    I'm sure they've considered these things, but active controls are dodgy. Sure, the military goes with dynamically unstable configurations, but they do it for specific strategic advantage, and at an astronomical cost in risk, maintenance, and training.

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  38. this business will not float by kubitus · · Score: 1
    not because they can not make it

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    it takes a sphere of 66m Diameter filled with H2 to get a lift of 150 t.

    The H2 hull is surrounded by another hull filled with He to minimize H2 combustion risc

    and catalysts oxidize escaped H2 safely outside, and diffused O2 inside the H2 hull

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    the reason it will not be made is that a balloon technologfy like that would allow the construction of a stratospheric radar platform which would be capable to discover stealth aircraft and low altitude flying cruise missile.

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    This will not be allowed!

    1. Re:this business will not float by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather see them make floating "buildings" out of them. Y'know, we'll just tether them one to another until the sky is full. Then we'll realize that have accidentally created a space elevator.

  39. Thermite paint by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those building will soar high above the skyline, just like the Hindenburg! Wait...

    It wasn't just the hydrogen; it was also the fact that the envelope of the Hindenburg was painted with thermite. Zeppelin learned its lesson, and its modern airships use far less flammable materials for the envelope. So even if airships did have to go back to hydrogen, it'd be far less risky than in the 1930s.

    1. Re:Thermite paint by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Hydrogen gas (dihydrogen or molecular hydrogen) is highly flammable and will burn in air at a very wide range of concentrations between 4% and 75% by volume. Hydrogen gas forms explosive mixtures with air in the concentration range 4-74% (volume per cent of hydrogen in air) and with chlorine in the range 5-95%. The mixtures spontaneously detonate by spark, heat or sunlight. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen

      Uh, yeah.. far less risky.

    2. Re:Thermite paint by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why it matters that it was painted with thermite. I don't care what it was painted with, it was the hydrogen that blew it up.

    3. Re:Thermite paint by tepples · · Score: 1

      But is it demonstrably more risky than the various risks of a heavier-than-air craft?

    4. Re:Thermite paint by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why it matters that it was painted with thermite. I don't care what it was painted with, it was the hydrogen that blew it up.

      Except it wasn't, since, in fact, it did not blow up. It caught fire and burned, with the flames speaking along the fabric skin in a process that took somewhere from 32-37 seconds. It's unclear, but generally believed, that hydrogen gas may have contributed to the spread of the flames, but at no point did it "blow up".

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    5. Re:Thermite paint by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      s/speaking/spreading/

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    6. Re:Thermite paint by Lotana · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hindenburg paint as the cause of the disaster is a myth that has been debunked but alas still persists.

      This is a good page I found with a quick Google search. Follow the links inside for in-detail information and maybe hopefully we can put this to rest.

      http://www.airships.net/hindenburg-paint/

    7. Re:Thermite paint by tepples · · Score: 1

      So do you consider the danger of hydrogen impossible to contain? And if so, what solution do you recommend after peak helium?

    8. Re:Thermite paint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hindenburg paint as the cause of the disaster is a myth that has been debunked but alas still persists.

      This is a good page I found with a quick Google search. Follow the links inside for in-detail information and maybe hopefully we can put this to rest.

      http://www.airships.net/hindenburg-paint/

      *Facepalm*

      This is like arguing over whether a barrel of pure alcohol or a barrel of gasoline was the cause of a fire. Who knows? putting them right next to each other was probably a stupid idea.

      I can't believe people have been arguing over why a large flammable object filled with lots of flammable gas caught fire for this long.

      haha, my captcha is alcohol.

    9. Re:Thermite paint by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      Making flying, burning, explosive bombs is a great idea if you intend on a military use and crash them into enemy buildings! Not so great for civilian transport though...

  40. Re:U.F. O.T. - your sig by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I tried to look up http://slashdot.org/~plugwash and was returned the following:

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:46:28 GMT Server: Apache/1.3.41 (Unix) mod_perl/1.31-rc4 Connection: close Transfer-Encoding: chunked Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
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    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
    Please contact the server administrator, admin@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

    Apache/1.3.41 Server at slashdot.org Port 80

    Email help@slashdot.org, that's how I got my old "mcgrew" account back. The guys here are a lot better than most slashdotters give them credit for.

  41. Not viable unless it's hot air based by technosean · · Score: 1

    All of these dirigible Great Ideas are doomed to fail unless they use hydrogen or hot air as the lifting gas. Helium is going to run out, forever. Helium is a limited non-replaceable resource. We're using it up faster and faster, and when it's gone, it's gone. Replacing helium is as feasable as implementing Mr. Fusion.

    1. Re:Not viable unless it's hot air based by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Helium is going to run out, forever. Helium is a limited non-replaceable resource.

      Helium is always being made anew. Alpha particles from radioactive decay is the nucleus of helium. Of course eventually radioactive particles won't last forever, but neither will humans.

      Falcon

  42. Re:U.F. O.T. - your sig by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Nah, profile pages are just fucked today.

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  43. Re:U.F. O.T. - your sig by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    I tried to look up http://slashdot.org/~plugwash [slashdot.org] and was returned the following:
    I'm getting that error when I look at any /. account including this one and your account

    While I registered the plugwash account here years ago I never actually posted anything using it (IIRC i screwed something up during registration but it was a long time ago and I don't even rememeber what email I used)

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  44. Pixar Should Sue them.... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    For stealing their idea. What is UP with that?

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  45. using helicopters instead by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    using it would have to be a better deal than just schlepping the parts fairly close than airlifting them with ordinary heavy-lift helos.

    "Heavy-transport helicopters, such as the Mil Mi-26 or Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane, address some of these difficulties, but their payloads are limited to 20 and nine tonnes, respectively, and the huge rotors create a powerful downdraft that makes handling that payload rather tricky. So people have long been looking for other ways round the problem."

    Falcon

  46. big oil by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    In addition, it might be time to encourage capture from out many natural gas wells.

    Don't worry; when big oil sees dollar signs from doing so, it'll do so.

    Except big oil already burns money. Those wells with gas flares are burning natural gas. It may take more infrastructure but I've often wondered why oil companies don't capture the gas then sell it too. Or they can use it to fuel generators, if there's a surplus they could sell electricity.

    Falcon

  47. I wonder if there is a market for Sky Cruises by nanospook · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there is a market for sky cruises.. especially in pretty locations.. Or perhaps California to NY in 2 weeks.. See the scenery, stop at places, no rush no push.. luxury provided, do gambling rules apply in airspace?

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  48. How does it handle buoyancy? by AC-x · · Score: 1

    I've read that the main problem with airships with large cargo capacity is controlling buoyancy once the cargo is unloaded. For every tonne of cargo that is dropped the airship either needs to take on a tonne of ballast or dump expensive lifting gas otherwise it would suddenly shoot off into the air because it was too light (imagine a helium balloon cut from it's string).

    Given they're claiming they can drop off a whole 150 tonnes of cargo in one go it'll be interesting to see how they will solve this problem without either wasting a lot of expensive helium or using cheaper hydrogen.

  49. Not a bad ancient pyramid-building solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...though we'd need to sort out the attachment technique used for the stone blocks (i.e. uncoupling would be tricky if using encircling rope, rather than an attachment point above the center of mass, which would presumably leave a trace).

    The envelope material, aerostat structure, maneuvering approach, and gas capture/production and control might also pose some issues.

    Presumably heated air could be used, but the lift ratio would be comparatively low, and Egypt seems to be historically associated with warmer weather. (Night-time work, perhaps?)

  50. Airline industry by tepples · · Score: 1

    Making flying, burning, explosive bombs is [...] Not so great for civilian transport though...

    Tell that to the airline industry, which still routinely flies civilians in flying, burning, explosive bombs that just happen to be heavier than air rather than lighter. Or perhaps that was your point ;-)

  51. Airships and living areas by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Klaus Wulfenbach on line 1.

    More seriously, mining companies might be interested in it as a way to transport temporary housing to and from minesites.