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  1. Re:What else is new? on MySpace Revamps Site To Recapture the Magic · · Score: 1

    Since when was Myspace ever NOT Gen-Y oriented? ...

    Hm. I heard MySpace was for young girls and old men looking for young girls. No wonder Rupert wanted it! And, I'm sure he lost many a night's sleep trying to figure out how to pay-wall the damn thing...

  2. Re:this is really a sad on NASA To Auction Automated Code Generation Patents · · Score: 1

    - Iraq/Afghanistan war expenses to date: $1121 billion

    Ya, I guess showing it as a thousand billion has a little more *oomph* than simply 1 trillion - for many, though the significance of the "t" wasn't lost on me... :-)

  3. Re:this is really a sad on NASA To Auction Automated Code Generation Patents · · Score: 1

    NASA ... now has to hold the equivalent of a technology "bake sale" for funding. when does this stop?

    It's all about what's "important" (he said sarcastically) - perspective:

    • U.S. consumer spending on cosmetic surgery (2009): $10.5 billion (down 20% from 2007)
      [Spending Less on Plastic Surgery]
    • U.S. consumer spending on cosmetics: $8 billion
      [ various ]
  4. Cue scene from L.A. Story. on FBI and NYPD Officers Sent On Museum Field Trip · · Score: 4, Funny
    This made me think of the scene in the movie L.A. Story, where Harris K. Telemacher (Steve Martin) is describing an off-screen painting, which then turns out to be composed of all red paint:
    • I like the relationships. Each character has his own story.
    • The puppy is a bit too much, but you have to overlook that.
    • The way he's holding her, it's almost... filthy.
    • He's about to kiss her and she's pulling away...
    • The way his leg is smashed up against her...
    • Look how he's painted the blouse, sort of translucent,
    • You can make out her breast, and it's sort of touching him...
    • It's really pretty torrid, don't you think?
    • And of course you have the onlookers peeking out like they're all shocked.
    • They wish.
    • I must admit, when I see a painting like this, I get emotionally...Erect.
  5. Re:Actually on Flexible, Stretchable, Implantable LED Arrays Created · · Score: 1

    Actually I imagined hooking up a super powerful LED to some nerve endings on the tips of my finger, then using it as a flashlight at any moment by training my brain to trigger the on-off switch like a muscle reaction.

    Other immediate reactions included: - Finger Mounted Laser pointers

    ...and a little tweaking: s/finger/penis/g

  6. Re:My car gets 1000 MPG on Mazda Claims 70 mpg For New Engine, No Hybrid Needed · · Score: 1

    I'd rather take the risk of being killed by someone else than the risk of killing someone else. I have serious misgivings regarding the morality of the contrary position.

    I understand the conceptual issues with moral relativity, but I'd say the misgivings would depend entirely on the "someone else". :-)

  7. Re:Is it really only a matter of scheduling? on The State of Linux IO Scheduling For the Desktop? · · Score: 1

    After all, most of us still write our file access code more or less as follows: x=fopen('somefilename'); while ( !eof(x)) { print readln(x,1024); /* ---- */ } fclose(x);

    Actually, I like this sequence [ open/fstat/mmap/write/munmap/close ] and let the VM system do the work directly. A side benefit is that most of the run time is system (not user) time...

  8. Stone-age tools are relative... on Building a Telegraph Using Only Stone Age Materials · · Score: 1

    I'm endeavoring, Ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone-knives and bear-skins.

    -- Spock to Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever"

  9. Re:Hindsight is 20/20... on China Now Halting Shipments of Rare Earth Minerals To US · · Score: 1

    ... was it THAT difficult for a number of US Administrations to realize the strategic inportance of rare earths, ...?

    Or Helium? See Scientists warn world's supply of helium close to depletion or simply Google +helium +depletion

  10. Sigh... on Antenna Arrays Could Replace Satellite TV Dishes · · Score: 1
    Summary is first paragraph of a 5-paragraph article. Here are the other four:

    Marcel van de Burgwal's system would not need to be aimed. Instead, the antenna array would electronically "aim" itself. It is a concept similar to the LOFAR project, in which numerous antennas located across the northeast Dutch countryside are linked together to form a virtual radiotelescopy dish. LOFAR requires a lot of calculations and fast communications, as would van de Burgwal's system - that's where the chip comes in.

    Instead of the usual elaborate, energy-hungry processors, his system contains multiple smaller, simpler processors on a single chip. They can carry out tasks more flexibly, and can be turned off when not in use. The system's infrastructure operates as a miniature network, in which TV or radio receivers are defined by software, as opposed to the traditional coils and crystals. The approach allows an entire computer network to be constructed over a space of just a few millimeters.

    "Software-defined radio may seem much more complex, but we can pack so much computing power into the space taken up by, for example, a coil that it more than repays the effort", he stated.

    Van de Burgwal also discovered that his multi-processor chip would work well for digital radio reception on smartphones, due to its low energy use. The technology is being further developed by U Twente spin-off company Recore Systems.

  11. Re:They've already busted that twice now on President Obama To Appear On Mythbusters · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only people I ever hear calling him "messiah" are right-wingers.

    And the obvious follow-up:

    • Obama: ...Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Honestly!
    • Woman: Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!
    • Obama: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Messiah!
    • Crowd: He is! He is the Messiah!
    • Obama: Now, fuck off!
    • [Silence]
    • Arthur: How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
    • Obama: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!

    Thank you, Life of Brian"

  12. Exciting? on Canon Blocks Copy Jobs Using Banned Keywords · · Score: 1

    will include the exciting breakthrough technology

    I must have a different understanding of this context unless by "exciting breakthrough" they mean "censorship breakthrough", then I get it.

  13. The real question... on High-Tech Microphone Picks Voices From a Crowd · · Score: 1

    The result is a microphone that can pick out the pop of a bubblegum bubble in the middle of a basketball game...

    ...is if that person brought enough gum for everyone.

  14. Re:Largest Genome ever on Largest Genome Ever · · Score: 1

    I thought the funny bit was where he said, "My girlfriend" -- especially since "she" obviously thinks he has a small genome.

  15. Re:Projectile? on Inventor Creates Flotation Device Bazooka · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about hitting a drowning human?

    Oh, it's not so hard. You just don't lead them as much.
    - Gunner, Full Metal Jacket

  16. Re:Depends on the Discs on Copyrights and CD-Rs Endanger Audio History · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but it's been stored in a cool dark place, and has been mounted maybe 10 times.

    Sigh. I know how that feels.

  17. Re:Original Source and Actual Paper on Linux May Need a Rewrite Beyond 48 Cores · · Score: 1

    As you pass a certain number of cores, modern operating systems will need to be redesigned to handle extreme SMP. It's going to differ from OS to OS ...

    Exactly. As described, this is specifically a Linux issue, not a "every OS" issue. Christ, I used an Intel system running Unix with 1024 cores back in the late 1980's when I was NASA LaRC / ICASE.

  18. Five years straight? on Boeing Gets $89M To Build Drone That Can Fly For 5 Years Straight · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I see the goal/benefit for this metric.
    How about 5 planes each flying 1 year straight?
    Wouldn't that be easier, cheaper, more flexible and dynamic?

  19. Re:SeekFind on The Advent of Religious Search Engines · · Score: 1

    The mission of SeekFind.org is to provide God-honoring, biblically-based, and theologically-sound Christian search engine results in a highly accurate and well-organized format.

    There's a joke in there somewhere.

    Technically, it said the "format" would be highly accurate and well-organized, not the search results...

    And for those that think this sort of site is a good thing, remember that horses wearing blinders only see what their riders want them to see.

  20. Re:What saddens me the most... on Wal-Mart To Launch Unlimited Wireless Family Plan · · Score: 1

    why can't any of the big-name mobile carriers come out with a no-nonsense plan with affordable rates like this one?

    Doesn't Boost Mobile have a $50/month unlimited talk/text/web? They're a subsidiary of Sprint.

  21. Meaningfull messages. on Programming Things I Wish I Knew Earlier · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't know if this is still around, but a long, long time ago, I got this, and nothing else, from the shell when it died:

    Assertion botch: This can't happen!

    Nice.

  22. Re:Bermuda Triangle? on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    Maybe all this drilling for oil in the Bermuda Triangle isn't such a good idea after all!

    You do realize that the Bermuda Triangle is not in the Gulf of Mexico. It's off the US east coast, between the tip of Florida, Bermuda and Puerto Rico.

  23. Re:Fuck The Ecomaniacs on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    Wind? Ok, but it is unreliable ...

    Simple fix. Hire people to spin the blades manually whenever the wind stops :-)

  24. Re:Maybe on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    I've worked on the safety system of some major rigs in the Norwegian sections of the North Sea and I cannot see how this could happen if proper procedures and sane safety systems were in place...

    From what I've read, the US doesn't require safety measures as strict as Norway (or the UK) does. I'm sure it's the result of short-sightedness or industry lobbying.

  25. Auto stickers. on AMD Hates Laptop Stickers As Much As You Do · · Score: 1

    It's like buying a new, luxury car -- and discovering that it comes with non-removable bumper stickers ...

    I only have a Honda Civic and CR-V, but made the dealer take off all their dealer stickers and logos as a purchase condition (and replace their logo wheel cover with the original Honda cover - which was nicer anyway.). Though they showed me that the stickers were actually fairly easy to remove, having them do it made them responsible for any screw ups. I like my dealership, but won't give them free advertising...