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Building a Telegraph Using Only Stone Age Materials

MMBK writes "It's the ultimate salvagepunk experiment, building a telegraph out of things found in the woods. From the article: 'During the summer of 2009, artist Jamie O’Shea of the organization Substitute Materials set out to test whether or not electronic communication could have been built at any time in history with the proper knowledge, and with only tools and materials found in the wilderness of New Jersey.'"

238 comments

  1. Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This video is a big let down: all he's doing is showing that it's possible to smelt iron & copper and construct an organic battery. This is not news...

    Furthermore, he uses stone tools and tries (and fails) to start a fire with a friction bow drill.

    For building a telegraph (or any electronic communications medium), the challenge lies in the miles of wire that are needed. The scale of manufacturing for this task is huge and is a long project -- not something you'd set out to do in the wilderness with your stone axe.

    If civilization collapsed and needed to be rebuilt with only stored knowledge and what can be found outside, don't you think we'd start by finding flint and making knives & axes? You know, like humans did thousands of years ago... Not to mention the fact that other needs, like shelter/water/food would take priority -- and once you've met those needs efficiently and adequately, you'll probably already have a nice collection of tools, machines, and furnaces that will let you get started on higher technology.

    I was expecting, and would be much more interested, in seeing documentation on how to build a telegraph using basic midievil technology (i.e. assuming the existence of metal tools, furnaces, and animal/water-powered machines)

    1. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If civilization collapsed and needed to be rebuilt with only stored knowledge and what can be found outside", what we'd find outside would be a whole shit-ton of wrecked infrastructure waiting to be salvaged. Anyone considering primitive tech without aluminum-age wreckage is already so far removed from any practical hypotheticals, they may as well be on mythbusters (no offense, Mr. President).

      So for me, that they started from stone-age vs. bronze or better tech is not particularly disappointing, just mildly amusing.

    2. Re:Disappointing Video by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Informative

      If civilization collapsed we would not bother with flint. We have lots of metal all around us.

      Besides making steel is not that hard, even if he failed to start a fire using an old method.

    3. Re:Disappointing Video by DamienRBlack · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was expecting, and would be much more interested, in seeing documentation on how to build a telegraph using basic midievil technology (i.e. assuming the existence of metal tools, furnaces, and animal/water-powered machines)

      You're right, midi was evil. I sincerely hope no human ever has to return to evil midi technology to make anything.

    4. Re:Disappointing Video by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Precisely. Even if all the rundown Walmarts had their inventories depleted, *someone* will be selling a used hammer on the market for some food. We have over produced so much crap in the last 50 years alone, we don't need to be making more of basic items such as common hand tools and PVC pipe found in a Home Depot.

      Don't forget. We're also very good at scavenging for resources as well. You think human beings are bad at recycling? In such a scenario, that's all we would be doing. Path of least resistance and all that...

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    5. Re:Disappointing Video by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was expecting, and would be much more interested, in seeing documentation on how to build a telegraph using basic medieval technology (i.e. assuming the existence of metal tools, furnaces, and animal/water-powered machines)

      Is 1684 close enough for you?

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    6. Re:Disappointing Video by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If civilization collapsed..."

      Interesting as a premise as that is, it isn't the concept behind what he was doing. This wasn't a DIY hard hack demonstration in the sense that those usually show up on /. This was a conceptual activity, intended to explore an idea. Think "art" not "science". His idea was that this example of technology could be built from nature without any preceding technology at hand, just the knowledge of how to do it. He wanted to to stand on the shoulders of the giants who'd come before him, but not take along any of their tools.

      The fact that ultimately he did use one of those tools (a lighter) is why (IMHO) this exercise failed. I understand his reasoning: He could have started the fire without the lighter, and on previous occasions he had started fires without it. But once he made that argument, he could say that he could have have built a battery, and on another occasion he did, so he used a prefab one... and you might at well just leave it as a thought experiment. The performance itself was incomplete, and all that was left was a proof of concept rather than the execution of a concept.

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    7. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Civilization collapsed I would be more worried about Creepers than telecommunications.

    8. Re:Disappointing Video by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      For building a telegraph (or any electronic communications medium), the challenge lies in the miles of wire that are needed.

      There's also the 'hindsight is 20/20' factor. Once the basics are understood, the 'technology' needed to construct something like that isn't a BFD. Back to the Future III was far more interesting.

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    9. Re:Disappointing Video by timlyg · · Score: 0

      if we pretend the volt meter is not there...I'm lost as to where that beep beep sound came from?

    10. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If civilization collapsed, everyone in an urban area would starve to the point of violence in about 5-7 days (see Hurricane Katrina), near the time that all food that could be fought over (domestic pets, dog food, etc) was gone (45 days at most), most urban folks would fan out into the surrounding rural areas, but would have no way to survive or support themselves. Rural folks would have to put them down in order to defend themselves. It'd take about 2-3 weeks after that for cannabilism to set in among urban survivors who remained in the urban centers.

      Once the death and chaos, quite literally, died down, the rural folks would reestablish civilization with only a minor fuss. Not even much of a challenge given the existing books and tools they have lying about their residences and the knowledge of basic skills necessary to operate and maintain equipment with little or no external resources. Welding, skinning, preserving, brewing, etc are not terribly complex if you already have experience or good trainers. Apprenticeships existed for such a long time, and continue to exist, because they are highly effective. Some of the high-tech "luxuries" might have an extended break, but much of the "high technology" stuff has low complexity alternatives that would easily carry them through.

      Civilization as we know it is precarious at best, and our urban centers far are less prepared to deal with real catastrophe than Easter Islanders, the Mayans, the Aztecs, the Egyptians, or any of the other major civilizations that basically evaporated leaving behind little more than village farmers and large monuments.

    11. Re:Disappointing Video by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "Rural folks would have to put them down in order to defend themselves."

      LOL.

      You like rural folks don't you? Even in your twited anti-city mindscape, they'd be quickly overwhelmed by urban zombies.

    12. Re:Disappointing Video by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Besides which, wouldn't it be easier to salvage copper wire from the wreckage of civilization rather than pull new wire?

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    13. Re:Disappointing Video by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thankfully, in my preparation for the ACTUAL zombie apocalypse, I have accumulated enough 5.56mm to handle quite a few urban ones.

    14. Re:Disappointing Video by Nursie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Street Gangs vs. Angry Farmers.

      I'd pay to see that movie!

    15. Re:Disappointing Video by Jukeman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Making steel is very hard to do using primitive tools, what you will make, if lucky is pig iron or cast iron, neither of which is steel.

    16. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Love the juxtaposition of your comment and username...

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    17. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way. If civilization collapsed, the Mexicans would have the whole of the US stripped of any and all copper wire within the first few hours.

      Hell, civilization is doing fine now and it's hard to keep them from pulling down telephone and power lines.

    18. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If civilization collapsed...

      I see this often confused with "If the economy collapses". I mean, if *civilization* collapses, it'll be because of something incredibly catastrophic. Odds are, you won't be one of the 42 survivors worldwide, so don't sweat it.
      If it's just the economy, the government will step in quickly and organize us.

    19. Re:Disappointing Video by Spugglefink · · Score: 1

      If civilization collapsed and needed to be rebuilt with only stored knowledge and what can be found outside, don't you think we'd start by finding flint and making knives & axes?

      No, actually, I think we'd start by getting ready-made axes from looted Walmart stores, and figuring out how to make new handles for them once the handles broke.

    20. Re:Disappointing Video by lordmetroid · · Score: 1

      Considering, I was on a tour of a 19th century steel mill and I now know how to make steel. The kind of knowledge of steelmaking is secured for the next generation, which I will teach.

    21. Re:Disappointing Video by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      But we KNOW fire has been done before.

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    22. Re:Disappointing Video by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      The pirates would hold the balance of power.

      Or maybe the balance of powaaaaargh.

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    23. Re:Disappointing Video by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      *someone* will be selling a used hammer on the market for some food.

      1a) Give food
      1b) Get hammer.
      2) Hit new owner of food over head. With your new hammer.
      3) ....
      4) Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    24. Re:Disappointing Video by Vectormatic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You better hope the guy who starts out with the hammer doesnt figure out this, much simpler, three step program

      1) Hit guy offering food for your hammer on his head, with your hammer
      2) ...
      3) Dinner!!!!!!

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    25. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If something big happened to cause civilization to collapse (giant meteor, WWIII, etc.) I think most people would recycle all the old junk laying around before trying to make stuff from scratch. Even something like a burnt-out hulk of a car would offer more in the way of potentially useful bits for the work involved than stones containing raw ore.

      First priorities in a post SHTF scenario are food, shelter and means of defense. Once those are taken care of, then finding, recovering, protecting, and getting knowledge from all the books you can relating to technical and material processes will be key. Being amongst the first to have some half-decent electrical power in addition to manufacturing would give a huge advantage in a post SHTF scenario.

      I think it might be more useful to show how to take a set of old blown-out speakers and something like a wheel and make an electric generator. Really primitive batteries typically aren't quite going to put out the volts needed to run things in comparison to primitive generators. Getting a laptop working again might be worth 1000 books or something of the sort.

      Not to mention smelting metal isn't going to make much in the way of wire. You also need a method for drawing or extruding wire from the metal, and then there's the problem of insulating it in order to make it electrically useful. Coating it with some form of latex and vulcanizing it isn't going to be the easiest process, not to mention the materials science knowhow needed to do it right.

    26. Re:Disappointing Video by ciderbrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Soon people will stop bringing you food..
      Apple and MS seem to have worked out how to hit people and get them to keep bringing food. That's the smart money/food right there.

    27. Re:Disappointing Video by SengirV · · Score: 1

      The fact that ultimately he did use one of those tools (a lighter) is why (IMHO) this exercise failed.

      I don't think I would say it failed. The presumption was that it was 50,000 years ago and that fire was readily at hand/"easy" to produce. Using your logic, you could have said he failed because he took a car to a couple of mineral deposits. In a post apocalypse world, it would be easier to use reflected light through some glass than using a bow. But he specifically said that he was looking at what was available 50,000 years ago.

      I agree that the "Experiment" was more along the lines of ancient smelting and an organic battery as opposed a telegraph system.

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    28. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% talks like a neanderthal.
      Go die now.

    29. Re:Disappointing Video by eyenot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All in parents:

      Since when was the article about "if civilization failed" ? It was about "in prehistory", not "in the future". Convolution fail.

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    30. Re:Disappointing Video by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      You missed the whole point of the project. It was not a 'if civilization collapsed' exercise, it was a 'this is what could have been done at any given time in history' exercise. He was demonstrating, that with the proper knowledge, the tools don't really matter.
      Sure, he failed to start a fire the 'old' way, but to be fair, he was doing it totally wrong, if he'd had a little better instruction, and some practice, I'm sure the fire would have come about just fine.
      The main point is, using a rock and some sticks, he managed to manufacture a small electric cell in less than a day. Electricity is the core component of a telegraph, without electricity, the rest of a telegraph infrastructure is simply copper wire laying around serving no purpose. Considering that the extraction/refining of copper was a key waypoint in the process of making the battery, it is automatically assumed for the rest of the project's hypotheses.

      I agree that a demonstration of the actual making of a working telegraph system using medieval tools would be interesting, but I am still properly impressed with his demonstration of his hypotheses, which was, as I said, "with the proper knowledge, the tools are irrelevant."

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    31. Re:Disappointing Video by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      Coating it with some form of latex and vulcanizing it isn't going to be the easiest process, not to mention the materials science knowhow needed to do it right.

      I guess you have never seen paper covered wire? Long obsolete of course for domestic wiring but still used in some applications http://www.superioressex.com/chinese.aspx?id=5120

      There are other way methods of insulating wire. I had an old motorcycle ,a MZ, which used a resistance wire in its generator and it had overheated and burnt the insulation. I unwound the resistance wire and coated it in nail varnish before rewinding it back on to its former and it worked fine.

      It was a pretty horrible bike but everything was simple petrol/oil mix for fuel, splash lubrication for engine and gearbox even the engine covers could be removed with a pocket knife. No timing marks was best set up with an old rizla packet. I had a condenser go down, which regulates the spark. I just took it out of circuit and the bike was a bit rougher running but still good to 45 - 50 mph enough to get me home the last 25 miles.

      The MZ was surprisingly popular with dispatch riders with the only real problem being replacing the main bearings which I think were a fairly standard roller bearing. It didn't even have a head gasket. It was designed for locations where there would be minimal tools and access to spares. It was never going to be a favourite motorcycle but you had to respect the simplicity and ruggedness of the design.

      Modern solutions are nicely refined but if you want to recreate technology from scratch you have to be open to other possible solutions.

    32. Re:Disappointing Video by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      minecraft reference?

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    33. Re:Disappointing Video by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      We know that all of it has been done before. The point of doing it like this is to do it.

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    34. Re:Disappointing Video by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      For building a telegraph (or any electronic communications medium), the challenge lies in the miles of wire that are needed. The scale of manufacturing for this task is huge and is a long project -- not something you'd set out to do in the wilderness with your stone axe.

      No, nomadic hunter/gatherers wouldn't have bothered. But Egypt could have. Rome could have. Mayans could have. Chinese could have. Any of the ancient empires could have done this, easily. Imagine a Roman Empire where all telegraph lines lead to Rome....

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    35. Re:Disappointing Video by SpasticWeasel · · Score: 1

      Very informative. Informed me how not to spell medieval

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    36. Re:Disappointing Video by zacronos · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean kinda like this?

    37. Re:Disappointing Video by moeluv · · Score: 1

      After spending a good portion of my life living in the cities and them moving out to the country for the past few years i would have to say you are wrong. Rural people tend to not only own weapons but know how to clean/maintain them. They don't carry weapons for flash or intimidation but do actually know how to fire them accurately. A starving city dweller with no knowledge of the area he is in vs someone familiar with the territory who is fed and defending his property. Yeah my money is on the redneck( I say that affectionately because i am slowly becoming one).

    38. Re:Disappointing Video by demonlapin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You may know how to make steel, but do you know how to build a facility to make steel? Armed with an organic chemistry book and an Aldrich catalog, I could be a competent synthetic chemist, but that doesn't mean that I know how to make the precursors, or how to scale the operation up.

    39. Re:Disappointing Video by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Such methods actually are taught in a few remaining schools in the US. Part of the curriculum is to start with nothing and end up with advanced smelting and smithing tools - which you've created. This includes smelting your own ores, creating your own your own furnace, so on and so on. From what I understand, its a dying art with fewer and fewer students every year. IIRC, one of the schools teaches it as metallurgy as part of an engineering degree.

      Sorry - saw it in TV a couple years back and I don't remember much more in the way of details.

      I do recall hearing someone talking about a book which walks you through pre-industrialized technology to creation of modern tooling, smelting, manufacturing, etc...or maybe it was a series of books. IIRC, the author's only requisite is limited knowledge of common ores and concrete. From there, he guides you through industrialization of the 1900s. Sorry, don't remember the name of the book(s) or the author, but I imagine with a little digging on the Internet, it can be had.

      There is lots of information out there to be had which addresses this very problem. The real problem is, its simply not been widely disseminated and most people don't even know of its existence.

    40. Re:Disappointing Video by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      "Rural folks would have to put them down in order to defend themselves."

      LOL.

      You like rural folks don't you? Even in your twited anti-city mindscape, they'd be quickly overwhelmed by urban zombies.

      Really doesn't matter what he likes. What was said is basically true. Those that tend to survive tend to be rural. Most people from urban areas typically how now idea how to survive if food and energy isn't spoon fed to them. This is more typically not true for rural people - especially those who still practice old world living (hunting, fishing, canning, preserving, farming, ranching, etc).

      Statistically, in WWII, those from rural areas had the highest kill rates; sometimes 2x-3x higher than their urban counter parts. The majority of Ally fighter pilot aces lived rurally, typically learning hunting as children.

      Regardless of the fact "you like urban folks", it doesn't change the fact that most urban dwellers are completely unequipped to survive in a real rural world. The inverse is also true as those currently living the rural life, are likely already equipped to continue doing so.

    41. Re:Disappointing Video by rcuhljr · · Score: 1

      Finally a use for all of the 'Out of the Fiery Furnace' videos my dad had me watch as a child.

    42. Re:Disappointing Video by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      midievil

      That seems too good just to be a typo.

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    43. Re:Disappointing Video by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 2, Informative

      One of the schools is in West Virginia(cant remember the name), I know a recent graduate. From what he says they are not going anywhere any time soon. And as for the books, it sounds like what you are describing are The Gingery Books there are 7 of them that when you go through them all you have a modern machine shop at the end.

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    44. Re:Disappointing Video by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      see Hurricane Katrina

      You're an idiot. New Orlean's was only at 'the point of violence' in racists' fevered dreams. In fact, crime, except for 'looting', aka, taking food from closed stores, was near zero.

      most urban folks would fan out into the surrounding rural areas, but would have no way to survive or support themselves. Rural folks would have to put them down in order to defend themselves.

      Or, more likely, responsible people would shoot you for shooting at homeless people, and then offer them work at the various farms which had ramped up production.

      You're one of those assholes who thinks everyone in a city is some subhuman welfare recipient, aren't you?

      And, FYI: Cities have much more food stores than the countryside, so in your delusional fantasy you damn well better hope civilization collapses in mid-summer so rural areas actually have enough to harvest feed themselves and pack for the winter, because otherwise all the damn food is sitting in city warehouses and you'll starve to death if the food shipments store mid-winter.

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    45. Re:Disappointing Video by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Anyone who wants to figure out what we'd do in such circumstances needs to go read on the 1632 boards, who have all sorts of science discussion based around the 1632 series, when a town from 2000 gets thrown back in time to 1632.

      They were downgrading from 2000, and essentially went back to the start of the industrial revolution.

      But it wouldn't take much longer to go forward to that point, pretending none of the modern world existed. Any idiot can make copper and a waterwheel or a steam engine, and, tada, power.

      Hell, just Roman-level engineering would put you ahead of everyone. Like if you've gotten a river that's below where you need water to be, you build a waterwheel, use it to lift some water straight up, high enough to run to where you need it. You don't need any fancy 'smelting' for that, you can build it out of wood.

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    46. Re:Disappointing Video by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yup, and all those civilizations already were making copper, quite a lot of it. And had giant public-works projects that including moving water around. Perfect for power-generating waterwheels.

      All you really need to do is demonstrate how to insulate and wrap copper wire, spin it around in a magnetic field, and show it moves metal somewhere else. From there, it's easy to invent the telegraph, and they could have an 'electrical grid' from their water supply in a year if they wanted it. You don't really even need to 'store' the power...you just put the telegraph stations next to the continually-turning waterwheels.

      And soon they'd figure out 'relays', (Which are, after all, just tiny telegraphs...click click click.) so they could just run the wire to a way-station with a waterwheel there, and 'boast' the signal.

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    47. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in both of these scenarios is the bludgeoned one dinner or something? I am confused...

    48. Re:Disappointing Video by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      100% too gay to log in. You're dead already, you fat ponce.

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    49. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was called "Seven Samuraii"

    50. Re:Disappointing Video by FauxReal · · Score: 3, Funny

      *someone* will be selling a used hammer on the market for some food.

      1a) Give food 1b) Get hammer. 2) Hit new owner of food over head. With your new hammer. 3) .... 4) Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Yes, and you can save the food for when you really need it!

    51. Re:Disappointing Video by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Apparently the solenoid, light, or speaker is a separate exercise. I guess his "telegraph" works by putting your tongue against the ends of the wires to sense the voltage or something.

    52. Re:Disappointing Video by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Winter is when we hunt and eat canned goods already canned in the fall.

    53. Re:Disappointing Video by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      The hard part would be showing it to someone in one of these wonder-filled civilizations that would appreciate it rather than being burned for witchcraft in, say, most of Europe during the Dark Ages.

    54. Re:Disappointing Video by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt at all that you are correct.

      You just forget how damned many of us there are in the cities. You'll run out of ammo eventually!

    55. Re:Disappointing Video by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

      undoing an erroneous mod

    56. Re:Disappointing Video by Phoghat · · Score: 1
      1. Stone Age man could build or at least find and preserve fire

      2. Stone Age man had flint knives, hammers and axes.

      Here's what I'm thinking: Og, looking at some dirt thinks "what if I burn that in the fire?> What if I put what's left in some juice from that plant?

      Meanwhile Ug sneaks up behind him and brains him with an axe, thinking: "kill, fire, food, sex, sleep"

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    57. Re:Disappointing Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Foxfire Books show how people did many of these things in rural West Virginia.

      http://www.foxfire.org/thefoxfirebooks.aspx

    58. Re:Disappointing Video by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yes, goods canned in the fall and sitting in city warehouses, which was my point. There might be giant rural farms, but they're shipping their produce to entirely city warehouses to pack and ship to mostly city stores, so unless the hypothetical collapse happens right at harvest time, all that harvested food isn't anywhere near the rural farm.

      The idea that in a disaster that people would come pouring out of the cities is nonsense. If anything, the suburbs go pouring into the cities looking for food.

      And if people think there's enough hunting around to support rural areas, ha. That's a silly theory.

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    59. Re:Disappointing Video by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't. Electromagnetism is clearly a natural phenomenon that is easy to demonstrate to others, and inherently no weirder than blowing on something and making it move.

      The idea that everyone in history were superstitious idiots is an invention of fiction.

      You go back in time and start demonstrated very advanced technology without explaining any basis for it, like a television, maybe you get in trouble. You go back in time and demonstrate how a moving magnet (And they know all about magnets) in one place can move the effect somewhere else over wire, and everyone would be 'Oh, okay.'

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    60. Re:Disappointing Video by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I don't think you realize where the grain silos, elevators, barges, warehouses, and trucks really are. Sure, if there was a major catastrophe you wouldn't have bananas in Kansas or Illinois, but you'd have hogs, cattle, wheat, corn, soy, and chickens enough that hadn't already been shipped to the metropolitan areas.

      General Mills has one of its biggest plants in a town of under 20,000 right on the Mississippi River in Missouri. DOT Foods is the largest independent grocery and food service redistribution company in the US, and they are based in a town of fewer than two thousand people in rural Illinois. Bunge, Cargill, ADM, and Monsanto have plants all over small and medium towns in the Midwest. Texas and Missouri are the number one and two beef cattle producers in the country, and those steers don't live in condos and lofts.

    61. Re:Disappointing Video by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      But watch a video of the old style Japanese making of Tamahagane. The trick is to use the black magnetic sand that you can get from streams in northern New Jersey. Not the bog iron ore that was mined in the 1700's.

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    62. Re:Disappointing Video by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      Sounds similar to a book I read called 'Dies the Fire'. Basic plot is that in about 1999 or so everything electronic suddenly stops working. Along with gunpowder and internal combustion engines. Pretty extreme chaos, and the guy who wrote it did a good job of constructing a believable outcome from the circumstances.

    63. Re:Disappointing Video by Jukeman · · Score: 1

      "Iron tapped from the blast furnace is pig iron, and contains significant amounts of carbon and silicon." "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finery_forge". Did the tour show you how to make pig iron into steel? In theory it's easy to do, but to actually do it is near impossible.

    64. Re:Disappointing Video by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Sell them fake health food, say it will make them lose weight or boost their immune system or realign their chakra or some shit. Be the trendy health food supplier and nobody will want those other dull foods. Sell them in artsy little servings.

      Or make self-cooking spam in ration packs and sell them for a crazy profit margin. Not good for you and costs a lot but it sure is easy! Everyone will flock to your easy food and forget how to hunt, farm and cook, making them dependent on you.

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  2. Next up: a computer by mozumder · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted to create an instruction manual/website/makefile on how to make a computer if you were suddenly stranded in a desert island.

    1. Re:Next up: a computer by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny
      $ make -f computer.mak
      bash: make: command not found

      D'OH!

    2. Re:Next up: a computer by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny
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    3. Re:Next up: a computer by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting
    4. Re:Next up: a computer by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I've always wanted to create an instruction manual/website/makefile on how to make a computer if you were suddenly stranded in a desert island.

      They already did that. It's called Gilligan's Island. Try something more original man.

    5. Re:Next up: a computer by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      On a similar note, there's a bundled computer in each copy of Knuth's TAOCP (see Vol.1 , p.126, 3rd Ed.)

    6. Re:Next up: a computer by kingturkey · · Score: 1

      Man that doesn't even give credit to the (awesome) creator. www.qwantz.com

    7. Re:Next up: a computer by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yes I forgot about that. Unfortunately gizmodo is high up on the google search page.

    8. Re:Next up: a computer by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      all you need is some red stone ore and some pickaxes and shovels.

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    9. Re:Next up: a computer by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Before that, it was called Swiss Family Robinson, and before that, it was called Robinson Crusoe.

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    10. Re:Next up: a computer by legoburner · · Score: 1

      pff just a rip off of Jules Verne's Mysterious Island

    11. Re:Next up: a computer by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      i love that game.

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    12. Re:Next up: a computer by GooberToo · · Score: 1
    13. Re:Next up: a computer by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I've always wanted to create an instruction manual/website/makefile on how to make a computer if you were suddenly stranded in a desert island.

      So what's stopping you? (Apart from the fact that it is a fucking stupid and utterly impractical idea).

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    14. Re:Next up: a computer by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... you cold make an abacus. A slide rule might be a little harder. You can make an electric slide rule (analog computer) with a battery, some wire, a voltmeter, and two potentiometers. Oh, and solder, of course.

      In Cory Doctorow's Makers one guy was building mechanical ALUs and gates out of soda cans, and was planning to build a giant Pentium out of them.

  3. Cave-talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble create the Internet.

    1. Re:Cave-talk. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      That show is still on here and I noticed that they never explain how TV works. Unlike the car where you push it with your legs.

  4. "Wilderness of New Jersey" by gnetwerker · · Score: 1

    The "wilderness of New Jersey"? I mean, the Pine Barrens are unpopulated and all, but I'm not sure I'd call it "wilderness". Are they going to build it entirely out of gangster bones and toxic waste?

    1. Re:"Wilderness of New Jersey" by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Well, I suppose he could track down a thrown away washing machine and unwind the motor coils.

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    2. Re:"Wilderness of New Jersey" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tools in the wilderness...

      Did the cast of Jersey Shore make a wrong turn?

  5. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone created such a device in those times they probably would have been promptly stoned or clubbed to death for being a witch, demon or other evil spirit.

  6. Another misleading title.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He used a lighter to make the fire. I'm not even going to bother looking up his "functional time machine."

    1. Re:Another misleading title.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody alive has a functional (limited) time machine.

      You just take a seat and watch the time go by... sorry, forwards only for now, but speed is variable with appropriate additives. Just don't hit "stop", since it's mighty hard to pick up where you left off.

  7. Can't watch video by guspasho · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really hate being referred to a video in a story. I am never interested in enough to sit through it. So how did they find copper? And a power source?

    1. Re:Can't watch video by Alsn · · Score: 5, Informative

      Watched the video. He basically made a small furnace out of clay where he got copper and iron out of ores found in the area(malachite for copper, no idea about the iron, don't remember).

      Basically, the video is just a proof of concept of how you would make a battery to use as a telegraph using only stone age materials combined with knowledge. The video ends after he uses a voltmeter to measure his "battery" made out of clay and the aforementioned iron/copper(he gets like 1V out of it or something).

    2. Re:Can't watch video by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      He built a little clay firepit, and smelted small amounts of iron and copper out of rocks he found. Malachite and something else. Then he built himself, with some cattail tubers, a potato battery. He was able to produce a volt of electricity with this; by inference, he could scale that up to whatever was needed.

      Another comment said something about 'it's the miles and miles of wiring that would be needed.' I have no doubts that any ancient empire; Roman, Egyptian, Mayan, Chinese, whatever, would have trouble doing that if they wanted. Sure, nomadic cavemen probably wouldn't have bothered, but can you imagine a Roman Empire where all telegraph lines lead to Rome?

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    3. Re:Can't watch video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm too lazy to watch the video, but I know that the pine barrens of New Jersey are full of bog iron.
      Wikipedia has a nice article.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_iron

      You can just find it lying around. I think it's how the vikings got most of their iron.
      (Bog iron, but not from New Jersey of course...)

    4. Re:Can't watch video by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Sure, nomadic cavemen probably wouldn't have bothered, but can you imagine a Roman Empire where all telegraph lines lead to Rome?

      That would have been awesome, but probably wouldn't have had much impact on their preeminence. The Roman Empire already had the best communications in the world.

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    5. Re:Can't watch video by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      That was the sad part. He meter was set to measure ohms, so he was simply measuring the continuity of his "battery". If he was actually stranded in the wildernss of New Jersey with nothing but an ohmmeter, he could have made his beeping sound without all that smelting and bowing and tuber gathering.

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  8. So.... by grasshoppa · · Score: 0, Troll

    They managed to make a telegraph out of hypodermic needles and used condoms.

    I'm not *that* impressed.

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  9. Obligatory XKCD by w0mprat · · Score: 1, Redundant

    http://xkcd.com/505/

    Information revolution requires dirt surface, and rocks.

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    1. Re:Obligatory XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://xkcd.com/505/ Information revolution requires dirt surface, and rocks.

      Remember Mods: "Obligatory" is another word for "Redundant".

    2. Re:Obligatory XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And "Anonymous Coward" is usually also another word for Douchebag. Oh shi-... self-referential comment.

    3. Re:Obligatory XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obligatory goatkcd

      you're welcome.

  10. Related: POW radio by Pinckney · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is a fascinating account of building a radio in a Japanese POW camp during WWII virtually from scratch.

    So we hit upon the idea of taking some tin foil or aluminum foil from the lining of the tea chest from which the Japanese supplied with the rice rations, then by the well known equations for calculating capacity and the relationship of the surface area and spacing of the plates, we built a capacitor or, at least, I built a capacitor which according to calculations should have been about ".01 microfarad."

    1. Re:Related: POW radio by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      And now imagine that radio would have been digital back then ...

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    2. Re:Related: POW radio by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Ha! They actually used bits of string.

    3. Re:Related: POW radio by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And now imagine that radio would have been digital back then ...

      Yeah I worry about future post holocaust scenarios. All the information you need is on wikipedia but you don't have access to it anymore. Maybe there won't be many new books at all.

    4. Re:Related: POW radio by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      There is a long and glorious history of making Cat's Whisker Rectifiers out of a bit of wire and a rusty razor blade, or a chunk of pyrite or galena, to build crystal radios that required no external source of power. These were the first semiconductor devices, and were responsible for much if not most of radio receivers from 1900 until the late 1930's, and were regularly constructed in foxholes out of found materials throughout WWII and the Korean war.

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    5. Re:Related: POW radio by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      If you download it to a 64GB microSD card and everyone has a copy on their smart phone then you just need to give a smartphone some juice assuming it wasn't EMP'ed.

      We've generated another crap that redundancy shouldn't be a problem. Just collect 100 phones from corpses and juice them up. One is certain to have a WikiApp.

    6. Re:Related: POW radio by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Your FA is firewalled off, but why would you need a capacitor? All you need for a radio is some wire, a rectifier, and a pair of headphones.

  11. Time machine by olsmeister · · Score: 1

    Well, he says in the video he's built a time machine. Can't he just send back a few shortwave radios?

    1. Re:Time machine by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, probably his time machine has the same restrictions as the time machine I've once built: You can only go into the future, and that only at a speed of one second per second.

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    2. Re:Time machine by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      If you move it real fast, you can get it to move forward at 0.999999999...9999 seconds per second.

    3. Re:Time machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he says in the video he's built a time machine. Can't he just send back a few shortwave radios?

      That's artist speak for I had an idea for creating a way to make people connect past events with the present, but it didn't really work out that well. Thankfully nobody really understood what I was trying to do so I cloaked it in aesthetics to appeal to the people who pretend to appreciate my work and put it on display.

  12. Well I guess by ignavus · · Score: 1

    Well I guess you could easily make the telegraph poles out of something you find in the wilderness.

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    1. Re:Well I guess by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Yep, put one with a little platform on every hill and use torches during the night or flags during the day, like the ancient Greeks and Romans, no electronics needed.
      Even Napoleon still used similar things.
      Heck, even the discworld has clacks.

  13. That ain't shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can communicate outside the universe by flipping a coin.

    God says...
    Hearken one disclaimers deceivers save majesty introduced
    beholding extricate gathered ordained Milanese recognises
    household penitent use bibber Revenue neglect stretched
    SAINT companions gratuitously lulled att counselled distill
    committing Living scarcely

  14. ObSpock by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    "I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins." -- Spock, City on the Edge of Forever

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  15. All ads and popups. by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    All I got was some site that played video ads, tried to set Flash cookies, and displayed popups. Is this a spam article?

    1. Re:All ads and popups. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You browse the web with Javascript and plugins enabled! You're doing it wrong!

  16. Jules Verne wrote about this in one of his novels by Traf-O-Data-Hater · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Jules Verne's 'Mysterious Island' he writes about how his castaways build a civilisation on a remote pacific island. One of the things they build is a telegraph from scratch. They also build paddle wheels, make guncotton, determine the latitude and longitude of their island, make a secure house out of a cave behind a waterfall, grow wheat from a single husk and a lot of other things. And as a bonus, it has the return of one of Verne's most famous characters (read it and find out who!). This is one of my favourite books, I can definately recommend it to the whole slashdot crowd.

  17. I'd go wireless by gatkinso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Spinning mirrors possibly. Maybe a strobe of some sort.

    True it is line of sight, but probably good enough.

    One thing I would not do is smelt miles of copper wire.

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    1. Re:I'd go wireless by Leolo · · Score: 1

      While mirrors are easy to make, if you want non-line-of-sight wireless, use a spark gap emitter. The receiver would much harder to build, though.

    2. Re:I'd go wireless by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how difficult a mirror is to make? Or any decent, relatively consistent, reflective surface, for that matter. There is a reason why there were people specially trained in the art for probably somewhere around a thousand years, and why only the very rich had mirrors.

      It is not a trivial task, despite being able to pick up a handheld mirror for $1 at Walmart. First, what are you going to use for your reflector? Aluminum? Silver? Copper? You're going to have to smelt for any of those, and Aluminum is likely impossible/too difficult to approach.

      Then you're going to have to pour it, for which you're going to have to create a perfectly smooth surface. You'll need a very large quantity of ore to get this done.

      Then you'll need to polish the hell out of the surface. Hopefully you've got a very stiff, firm backing: any deviations in your surface will result in not one, but multiple mirrors due to to each surface (separated only by a fraction of a degree from each other) will diffuse light instead of casting it in the same direction.

      Even making a small 'pocket' mirror would have similar implications and requirements. Ultimately, you're still bound by the 'line of sight' issue, which in a non-agrarian society on the East Coast likely means hill-top to hill-top communication is the only realistic means, with either set intervals for communication or people monitoring comms all day.

      You'd be better off making a shortwave radio. Due to time involved, I suspect it'd be a more efficient use of time than a telegraph, too.

      Hell, "smoke signals" seem a better approach than that; range will be similar, and covert communication is similarly possible due to the requisite encoding. As an added bonus over your mirror idea, you can do it at any point when it is not cloudy. Shortwave only has marginal benefit over this in that it is largely immediate, can be operated at any time of the day in any weather, and the like.

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    3. Re:I'd go wireless by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      You could do a semaphore system like the "clacks" from the Discworld novels. Those seem very doable.

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  18. Inventions happen when they are timely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Inventions happen when the two things come together:
    1 - The technology develops enough to make them relatively easy to implement
    2 - There is a need for the invention

    The interplay between the two conditions is variable. If something becomes easy to do it will be done even if there isn't much use for it. If something is very needed, it will be done even though it is very hard to do.

    Consider Babbage's 'computer'. It was close to being practical to build but nobody really felt the need for it, so it wasn't built. There wasn't enough need to justify the effort.

    After gunnery had advanced to a point where gunnery tables had become sophisticated and required more computing than could easily be done by a room full of people doing the calculations, then mechanical analog computers (difference engines) were built to generate the tables. The mechanical technique had become more reliable and the need was present.

    What would it have benefited the ancients to have electric communication. They had optical communication, flags, smoke signals and fires. It wasn't until we had railroads that it was advantageous to have the telegraph. Before then, there were a bunch of inventions to transmit information by electricity. The ones I have seen had one wire per letter. They would have been very expensive to implement.

    By the time Morse came along, the telegraph itself was a trivial development. More complex devices existed. The thing that made the telegraph practical was Morse's invention of the Morse code. Now a relatively cheap device could be used to transmit information. There was the right combination of technical readiness and need.

    1. Re:Inventions happen when they are timely by opposabledumbs · · Score: 1

      And the need for this particular tech is a large, spread out population group. Which probably won't exist after the collapse of civilization as we know it.

    2. Re:Inventions happen when they are timely by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I'll answer the GP and the parent in one post.

      The need for rapid communications was less when travel was slower, but the Roman empire still stretched all the way to the modern UK. Faster capital to outpost and outpost to capital communications would have been handy, because although travel was slow the organizations of the time still covered vast territories.

      The telegraph, besides only being needed by a large, spread-out population, requires quite a bit of cooperation between those groups at each end. A radio or radio telegraph once understood would make more sense for rebuilding a civilization than a wired telegraph, because you'd want to be able to do certain things with it a wired telegraph system can't do: move it around, locate and contact people you haven't already built a telegraph line to, maintain only the endpoints rather than the whole distance of the wires, and save the metal from the wires for other things.

  19. If civilization *really* collapses... by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a cool project and all, but I have to challenge the premise that civilization can collapse to a level where all technology is gone but detailed technical knowledge survives.

    Several tens if not hundreds of thousands of people graduate from college with engineering degrees every year in the US alone. This has been going on for many decades, which means that in the US alone, there are literally millions if not tens of millions of scientists and engineers, many with decades of experience in their professional lives as well as bits and pieces of technical know-how picked up from hobbies and idle curiosity. These people don't all live within one lethal radius. They're spread out all over a big-ass country. Their tools (lathes, mills, computers, smelters, furnaces, etc) are also spread out over a big-ass country. And that's just "post-industrial" America I'm talking about. People with technical know-how and technology and machinery are spread out all over the planet.

    Any end to civilization that takes out *all* technological capability would have to be a planet-wide event that would necessarily take out the geeks as well. Otherwise, if a giant meteor takes out North America, European, Chinese, Indian, and Brazilian engineers would just move in and do the rebuilding with Brazilian or Indian or Chinese or European-made equipment.

    1. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      What, you've never fallen through a dimensional gateway into a primitive planet, or into the distant past?

    2. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zombies like brains. Who do you think they would rather eat and engineer or a fast food worker?

    3. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure his premise was "if civilization collapsed". It's more like a if they had the knowledge, could they have done it. In other words, it's a mental examination of what would have been necessary for advancements that didn't come until relatively late in Human History even though the possibilities/capabilities of them were there.

      What this should make you think about is, what hurdles laid in the way that took so long for the concept of the telegraph to become established to a point it was actually invented. Sort of a why did it take so long when it could have been possible in stone age times. I posit that communications was the largest hurdle as most modern advances didn't come until stable communications and the recording and dissemination of learned information backed up by a significant validation process came along. In case that doesn't sound right, what I mean is actually collecting knowledge to a point that it can be verified and passed on to others in a somewhat structured way that built off of preexisting knowledge instead of repeating what was already known like what is possible the scientific method and schools, most likely public schools.

      A cave man could have made a telegraph. He didn't because the knowledge wasn't there (probably the need was missing too).

    4. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by grantek · · Score: 1

      What, you've never fallen through a dimensional gateway into a primitive planet, or into the distant past?

      I have, and it sucked - I went to all that effort to build a telegraph, but once I got it working I realised there was no one to talk to...

    5. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I have to challenge the premise that civilization can collapse to a level where all technology is gone but detailed technical knowledge survives.

      Doesn't that rather depend on how quickly it happens? In any case, it'll be a hard climb back up.

      Several tens if not hundreds of thousands of people graduate from college with engineering degrees every year in the US alone. This has been going on for many decades

      They're still a tiny fraction of the total population. And many of them are so specialized that they might not be able to do very much on their own, or without equipment - which in turn needs its own specialists to make, maintain and operate it.

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    6. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by Israfels · · Score: 1

      No, but I once ended up in the Twelfth Plane of Torment on my way to the kitchen.

    7. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No reference to african engineers?

    8. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by ledow · · Score: 1

      Of the multitude of scientists I know, the person I'd actually prefer to have accompany me in any such catastrophe is my brother - a Scout leader, astrophysicist, mathematician and someone not afraid to spend years lying how and why to use a particular knot / bark of a tree to do a particular job. Astrophysics isn't really useful in that case, and even maths isn't required past possibly simple trigonometry, but he has skills that other people don't.

      Most qualified people (and I work in education, so by definition that means a lot of qualified people with at least degrees) can't work out a simple practical problem without technology. A degree, or years of study, does not mean that you can know the subject and nowadays most likely means you skip all the slog-work and only brush over the basics.

      I would put money on less than 1% of the people I know being able to think of, fashion and maintain a solar still, or a campfire without the aid of petroleum products, or a cutting edge, or clothes, or a shelter, or simple food from raw ingredients. Hell, a lot of people I know wouldn't know when meat was cooked, how to find some water when you're not near a river/sea, or be able to recognise the signs of hypothermia.

      The skills needed to survive without technology do not necessarily coincide with knowledge of the results of those skills. I can name any number of "computer scientists" but I also know for a fact that only 2 or possibly 3 of the ones I graduated with would be able to fashion a computer from, say, bare wire, battery power and fully working semiconductor transistors, let alone a basic logic engine from primitive non-electrical equipment.

      My father is an absolute expert with vehicles - he's maintained and repaired them for decades, everything from motorbikes to fleets of trucks. I wouldn't expect him to be able to fashion one from iron ore, or even with a furnace, or even be able to produce one which operates properly given all the modern assistance in the world. Hell, you can spend years fashioning a carburretor, let alone something that would run on any-old-petrol we could knock up.

      The problem with modern knowledge is that it's *so* widespread that any one person knows a lot but can only do a little. It's been true for centuries that no one person can understand all of known science and it's *always* been true that people can't know everything about actually making ideas work. I can describe the function of a modern semiconductor. I have absolutely ZERO knowledge of how to actually make one. I wouldn't recognise iron ore if you hit me over the head with it, nor how to smelt it.

      With some things, it's simple. Although even the cheapest loaf of bread currently requires road haulage, industrial ovens, North Sea gas, unnatural preservatives and ingredients from far-flung countries to make it to me, producing a bread analogue isn't that difficult (but, let's be honest here: do YOU know how to find yeast and then how to cook with it? Is yeast even necessary? How many people would it take to produce a pound of flour from the raw crop without any machinery? How do you plant that raw crop? When do you collect the seeds, plant them and harvest them?).

      However, if we're talking something like... well, starting a fire, I've watched dozens of men attempt it and fail without petroleum assistance, some for many hours. A lot of the time that's in a controlled environment where they have ideal fuel sources.

      The guy in the video can't even do a simple bow ignition of a fire, because lighting a match is SO simple that nobody even bothers to learn any other way. Reading a survival book does not make you a survival expert. The fact that he even *attempts* a bow without having done it before tells you that he's not that well versed in lighting fires. Lighting a fire isn't difficult, but your first few attempts with zero knowledge will fail miserably. And I can tell you from my / my brother's experience that with the next generation you can be waiting twice as long for t

    9. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you've never fallen through a dimensional gateway into a primitive planet, or into the distant past?

      Well, duh. I'm here, am I not?

    10. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      People with technical know-how and technology and machinery are spread out all over the planet.

      Know-how, sure. But the level of competence in many parts of the world is not sufficient to actually accomplish anything.

      There's a reason why maintenance in Mecca has to be done by outside contractors. The local talent breaks things. Thus, "hajji engineering" or "The Inshallah School of Maintenance" have become part of our vernacular.

      This is not the only example of a world view holding people back from success and accomplishment. I'm reminded of the people groups in Western Africa, who think of human and animal shit as a medicinally applicable substance - and as such, smear it on their children (and adults) when they get sick. (Guess how well that turns out, short term.) The long-term result is a society which is perpetually fighting for their very existence due to constant illness and a high level of disease.

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    11. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Great post!

      I have to correct you on one point, though. Bread does not require "road haulage, industrial ovens, North Sea gas, unnatural preservatives and ingredients from far-flung countries." All you need are three Wheat and a Workbench.

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    12. Re:If civilization *really* collapses... by Synonymous+Homonym · · Score: 1

      I'd rather expect that if civilization collapses that high tech artifacts remain, but know-how is lost, rather than the other way around.

      But that was not the point anyway. The point he tried to make was that even in the stone age, people could have had lightning fast long-distance communication.

      What he did prove was that people in the iron age could have had batteries.

      Either way, it has nothing to do with the collapse of anything, but rather about just how high-tech our cave-dwelling ancestors might have been.

  20. It's just a battery, not a telegraph by time961 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What he built is a proof of concept for a BATTERY. Not a telegraph.

    He's an artist, not an engineer. Rigor is clearly not his strong point. But it's an interesting idea. And making pig iron--even a little bit--in an afternoon is a pretty good accomplishment. Copper is a lot easier, since it smelts easily and has a much lower melting point.

    And it's not implausible: after all, there is evidence that better batteries were known in ancient times, and he's certainly right that a Voltaic pile can be constructed from primitive materials. He could have smelted some zinc, too.

    But as others have pointed out, miles of wire is the real challenge. Could that be done under the circumstances? Sure: copper smelting was known in prehistory, and drawing copper into wires just requires hardened clay dies. But it would be a LOT of work. You'd probably have to be an inspiring leader with oodles of acolytes to carry out the grunt work. You'd need some insulated wire for the coils, but that's just an application of fabric, and not too hard.

    A better idea might have been an optical telegraph, like those that were all over Europe in the early 19th century. Make lenses out of ice in clay molds and use it only in the winter, if you don't want to make glass and grind it.

    1. Re:It's just a battery, not a telegraph by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I thought also you could look into generating power from wind or water generators. And given the expense of making wire, a crude radio transmitter and receiver might be feasible.

  21. Missing a Component by pgn674 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He made a battery in the woods, and that's cool. I hadn't realized that copper and iron were that easy to get without digging much. And, I can see how he could get at least some distance of copper wire. However, he did not tackle sensing the voltage that's turning on and off and communicating that to the user at the other end of the wire. At least not in this video. Does anyone have an idea of how to do that?

    1. Re:Missing a Component by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      Stick out your tongue and plot tingliness-vs-time in the sand with a stick.

    2. Re:Missing a Component by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you've got copper or iron you can make an electromagnet. The electromagnet pulls on something ferrous and makes it click against something else. That's how telegraphs worked.

      The real problem would be smelting the tens or hundreds of miles of copper wire needed to make this thing even remotely useful. Not to mention building a battery big enough to put a useful signal through that much crappy copper wire.

    3. Re:Missing a Component by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about building a spark gap transmitter. Should negate the distance of copper wire.

    4. Re:Missing a Component by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes though range isn't good. I did it with my electronics kit, receiving with an AM radio. An oscillating relay gave me the spark. A 30 metre vertical antenna gave me 30 metres of horizontal range.

    5. Re:Missing a Component by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      He made a battery in the woods, and that's cool. I hadn't realized that copper and iron were that easy to get without digging much. And, I can see how he could get at least some distance of copper wire. However, he did not tackle sensing the voltage that's turning on and off and communicating that to the user at the other end of the wire. At least not in this video. Does anyone have an idea of how to do that?

      The first telegraphs were made with galvanometer detectors. In fact, one of the first designs used 5 wires and an array of galvanometers that essentially demultiplexed to point at letters -- a sort of ASCII display. Here's a picture of a cooke & wheatstone five-needle display. (and in case you wonder, yes, this is THE Wheatstone who invented the Wheatstone Bridge quad resistor sensor.) The galvanometers were essentially magnetic needles suspended by silk threads with electromagnets at one end, so a milliamp current flow from the closed key, many km away, would visibly deflect the magnetic needle.

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    6. Re:Missing a Component by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      No need for a battery- just get yourself a kite and a really big capacitor.

    7. Re:Missing a Component by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

      What's the rule? The antenna has to be 1/4 the wavelength of light at the oscillator's frequency? So you either smelt more metal to make a bigger antenna or you smelt yourself a vacuum pump to make a vacuum tube oscillator/amplifier :-)

    8. Re:Missing a Component by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      A transistor might be easier, given the power supply constraints. Use your smelter to make pure silicon. You would have to know how to dope it though. Hmmm doesn't Arsenic come from wallnuts?

    9. Re:Missing a Component by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've heard stories of telegraphers doing this during the American Civil War. With equipment damaged and spares hard to find, armies constantly on the move and lines being severed by enemy action, the (Or so it is said) heroic telegraphers fought in their own way to maintain communication so battle orders and reports could be sent - and if their delicate detection equipment should be lost or damaged, they would keep on working even if it meant touching the wires to their tongue or sharpening them to insert beneath their skin.

  22. Reminds me of a PBS TV series called Rough Science by shoor · · Score: 3, Informative

    This was years ago, and probably it was originally a BBC series since most of the scientists seemed to British, judging by their accents, but I saw it on a local PBS station in the USA. In the various episodes scientists were taken away from their high tech infrastructure and challenged to do things that normally required fairly high tech equipment, like receive radio messages or determine their latitude and longitude.

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  23. duh by formfeed · · Score: 4, Funny

    materials found in the wilderness of New Jersey

    The keyword here is New Jersey
    You could probably build a nuclear reactor out of "materials found in the wilderness of New Jersey".

  24. What? by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    "wilderness of New Jersey..."

    Um, what? This is a joke, right?

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    1. Re:What? by froggymana · · Score: 1

      You know, out in the vast concrete jungles filled with all sorts of apes and crazy organisms fighting to the death to live?

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    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AKA Newark?

  25. Idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's your specialty Sammy. Stay there...

  26. Semaphore towers by Freddybear · · Score: 2, Informative

    At least as far back as ancient Greece, a few troops stationed on a hilltop ready to light a fire, or wave torches to signal "the enemy's coming".
    And in Napoleonic France, a quite sophisticated optical semaphore line covered the country

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semaphore_line

    1. Re:Semaphore towers by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was just thinking the same thing. Take a look at this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_semaphore

      In the stone age, you can have fire. So with a little animal grease or wood, you can have torches. SO far, so good, right? Now, make up a good semaphore code and easily to transmit numbers. Maybe you'd need to use three torches instead of two. Hey, with a little rope, wood you could make a mechanism to make the torches spell binary. (Up: One, Down: Zero. Perhaps you need a "ground" torch to show the zero signal).

      So what happens when you can easily transmit numbers over a certain distance? Assume you have enough friends with semaphore towers. You could transmit numbers over a really long distance.

      But let's not stop there. Assign each tower a unique number and certain flags for "give me your id", "acknowledge", etc. Now you got a fucking protocol.

      Now invent some signs to tell the operator to give the message to a certain tower's id. Now give the operator a series of tables (you can provide them stone tablets or something) telling which towers can send a message to which towers. Congratulations, you just invented routing.

      Given enough operators and towers, and train the operators to handle the protocols, and congratulations! YOU JUST INVENTED THE FUCKING INTERNET.

      How's that for stone age?

    2. Re:Semaphore towers by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The Romans also had an extensive network of wooden semaphore towers. Roman legions were so well organised they could put up a temporary wooden fort big enough to hold 1000 men in under 12 hours, starting with nothing but trees and some hand tools. The completed fort would be surrounded by a 2 meter trench and a 3 meter wooden wall, it also contained several huts and a 3 storey semaphore tower. They could easily have put up 50km of semaphore towers in the time it would take most of us to light a fire with two sticks.

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    3. Re:Semaphore towers by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      The ancient Greeks(or was it the romans?) had a system with 5 flags / torches spaced equally. Able to comunicate things like Enemy approaching, horizon clear, supply whatever etc.

    4. Re:Semaphore towers by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Morse code was invented for this, or similar, reasons. There is no reason to stick to binary when your mechanisms are complex enough to use something else.

      Per your example, the "Internet" was not invented. A similar network was invented, yes. But the Internet is based on IP, which is impractical with line-of-sight carrier with this kind of manual bit transfer. It's too prone to error.

      Due to the complexity involved in making a transmission, more complex, less specific, and information dense encodings (eg. morse, or something similar to "one by land, two by sea") become much more reasonable.

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    5. Re:Semaphore towers by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Morse is binary. It just uses a synchronization signal rather than a fixed length character.

  27. Don't try this at home kids by ghostdoc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having actually smelted iron from iron ore in a living history re-enactment, I call bullshit on this entire thing (well, ok, given the metal disks, the root battery might work).

    You need a *serious* air feed to the base of the smelter to get the temperatures high enough to melt the ore. A single bag bellows feeding into the top of a simple depression in the ground with almost no fuel stock just won't do it. We had two bag bellows constantly manned pumping into the base of a big stack of charcoal and only just got the temperatures high enough.
    Oh, and put that kind of heat anywhere near a clay crucible that hasn't completely dried out (at least a day or so of drying using a small fire) and the whole thing will go bang in your face as the residual water in the clay turns to steam and explosively releases.

    And once you've got your iron from the base of the smelt, you can't just bang it with a rock to get it to a usable disk. It comes out of the smelter as a rough mass of iron flakes (called a 'bloom'). You need to very carefully forgeweld it into a whole. Hitting it with a hammer causes the bloom to fall apart immediately into an unusable mess of rust flakes. I know, I made this mistake and we had to start again.

    I can't speak for smelting copper. I believe the process is similar but easier because of lower temperatures.

    And charcoal doesn't come for free. There's a whole involved process for making charcoal, requiring *lots* of wood (and preferably hardwood which burns hotter but is much harder to cut down). It takes about 4 days (plus wood-chopping time, which you just can't do with just a single stone hand-axe and one person) to make charcoal from scratch, and it's a very tricky process requiring a lot of practice.

    There's a reason we spent thousands of years in the bronze age before we started using iron. It's not because we didn't know about iron ores.

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    1. Re:Don't try this at home kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always figured we spent so much time using copper/bronze instead of iron because iron sucked compared to bronze, and we could make enough bronze to easily support our population with no need for iron...

    2. Re:Don't try this at home kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it because we liked the awesome yellow of bronze and thought that iron was dull and unfashionably.

    3. Re:Don't try this at home kids by profplump · · Score: 1

      That's about the long and short of it. Bronze was more economically viable given the complexities of making iron. Iron was better in some ways, but it wasn't enough better to be worth the effort.

      Of course, that viewpoint dismisses the new things we learned to do with iron once it was readily available, but that's true of all new technologies. Before we invented the microchip no one thought very hard about how office paperwork might be better if only we had a better information storage technology than paper -- computers existed and could have been used for that purpose but they were so expensive and impractical that no one though about using them for typing form letters.

    4. Re:Don't try this at home kids by eighthave · · Score: 1

      He did spend a summer in the woods doing this, I think the video is a kind of reenactment.

    5. Re:Don't try this at home kids by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      Bronze is under appreciated. It is really hard but can be brittle. My recollection is that it is as hard as carbon steel, though no where near as ductile.

      You have to remember that iron back then wasn't steel, it was wrought iron or pig iron. A bronze ax is a totally decent tool and largely the equal of an iron one. I wouldn't want a long bladed bronze sword b/c it would snap easily but you could field a lot of shorter bronze swords for the effort of one iron one.

  28. Re:Reminds me of a PBS TV series called Rough Scie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It was the Open University in the UK: http://www.open2.net/roughscience1/index.html

  29. What materials are available now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that were not available or could not be created at other points in time, given enough knowledge? Seems to me there isn't one. This looks like a pointless study.

  30. Minecraft by Dood77 · · Score: 1

    All he needed was to dig deep enough to find some redstone ore...

  31. Stuff from the Jersey wilderness?! Bah! by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1, Troll

    Do you have any idea how much copper can be found in your average 1950s refrigerator thrown away in the Jersey wilderness?

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  32. I call bullshit by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Funny

    the wilderness of New Jersey

    We all know there is no such place.

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  33. Re:Jules Verne wrote about this in one of his nove by Flambergius · · Score: 1

    I read that ages ago; I remember being most impressed by them making glass. It just seemed useful and fitting, while some other stuff felt superfluous.

    Really good teen read anyways.

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  34. Making Fire Is HARD by Iskender · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The fact that ultimately he did use one of those tools (a lighter) is why (IMHO) this exercise failed. I understand his reasoning: He could have started the fire without the lighter, and on previous occasions he had started fires without it. But once he made that argument, he could say that he could have have built a battery, and on another occasion he did, so he used a prefab one... and you might at well just leave it as a thought experiment. The performance itself was incomplete, and all that was left was a proof of concept rather than the execution of a concept.

    Your first paragraph about this being more art than it was many other things was very good, and I almost moderated you up. But I decided to reply to this paragraph instead.

    This isn't the first time I've heard someone being unimpressed when someone else fails to light a fire using only plant parts. I can see where this comes from, but since I've seen attempts myself it instantly becomes different.

    There are many, many problems with doing this. A basic problem is that of most friction: how do you get the most friction? By rubbing wood against wood. However, that way you very quickly bore into the wood because you're using so much force, and then the point of most friction has no oxygen. This is of course assuming nothing else breaks from the huge stresses on all parts of the device.

    Smoke is reasonably easy to produce and it's even possible to burn oneself. But fire, that takes a totally disproportionate amount of skill. I wouldn't be surprised if building a hut to live in year round is an easier challenge.

    So my take-away message is this: there's one disproportionately hard task involved among many others which make the point quite well too. He basically showed that if you have fire you can jump straight to the iron age. Personally I thought any kind of iron production required a sealed furnace of some sort.

    1. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you're making lots of smoke, you're there. All it takes is collecting all that hot dust and giving it a little air to get a nice coal going. Making fire is really not that hard, it just takes a decent setup and a little bit of practice. Think 2 hours or less.

    2. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know it's hard to start a fire like this. I've tried and tried and tried it unsuccessfully. But as soon as he skipped that step, he was no longer doing what he set out to do: creating dits and dahs without using any post-stone-age gear.

      If I set out to walk across the country, but take a bus from Pittsburgh to Toledo because it's raining, and I know that I could walk between them, I haven't actually walked across the country, have I?

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    3. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But if you want to prove it's possible to walk across country and take a bus from Pittsburgh to Toledo, you can point at other people who have walked from Pittsburgh to Toledo to prove your point. I think he proved his point even if he had to cheat, and diminished the "glory" by not having done it all from scratch himself.

    4. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 2, Informative

      agreed.
      I realized instantly that his tools for making fire where inadequate at best.
      First thing was his spindle stick was far to short, making the whole apparatus awkward to work with. Secondly, he appeared to be boring straight into the middle of the base board, which 'may' work, but you're far better off with a notch in the board and boring at the tip of the V with a small amount of very fine loose tinder placed in the notch, this allows air to reach the 'hot dust' and ignite a coal, which can then ignite the tinder, which translates to fire.
      of course, all this sounds well and good on paper, and putting it into practice always requires refinement of the idea based on materials at hand and other random factors. That all said, he was not working the problem and eliminating problem areas in his fire process.

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    5. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Missing the point. He could "prove that it could be done" without going anywhere or doing anything, just by pointing at all of the instructions for doing each step, which he found online.

      Instead he set out to actually do it. But didn't.

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    6. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      you make an excellent point. He was not out to prove that 'HE' could make a telegraph using sticks and rocks as tools, he was proving that 'Someone', with the proper knowledge, Could make a telegraph with sticks and rocks as tools. All said, the process was something of a limited practical demonstration of a thought exercise, and when viewed in that light, is a remarkable statement to the ingenuity of humanity.

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    7. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      If I set out to walk across the country, but take a bus from Pittsburgh to Toledo because it's raining, and I know that I could walk between them, I haven't actually walked across the country, have I?

      I think you're missing the point. He didn't set out to build a "telegraph" system. It was basically just a proof-of-concept showing that it's possible using nothing but natural resources and knowledge. This wasn't like a personal challenge for him, like Survivorman or Man-vs-Wild, where he claims to be able to do something personally and then sets out to prove himself. In the context of this being a thought-piece, I don't have any problem with him using a lighter to make an ember because we all know it's entirely possible to create fire from scratch. Considering how much discussion and thought this has generated, I'd say it is a very successful art piece.

    8. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Smoke is reasonably easy to produce and it's even possible to burn oneself. But fire, that takes a totally disproportionate amount of skill. I wouldn't be surprised if building a hut to live in year round is an easier challenge.

      Heh, so I've never seen "Castaway", but I heard one of the little jokes in it is that the guy initially spends days and days trying to get a fire lit, and his hands are all dirty and bloody and finally the smoke poofs up into a flame and he has this elated dance of joy and celebration. He has FIRE! He can COOK his FOOD now!

      The scene then changes to a few years later, after he becomes accustomed to the lifestyle. He somewhat expertly spears a fish in the water. Then he guts it and eats it raw.

      Cooking his food isn't worth the extra energy :P

    9. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by fahlesr1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are many, many problems with doing this. A basic problem is that of most friction: how do you get the most friction? By rubbing wood against wood. However, that way you very quickly bore into the wood because you're using so much force, and then the point of most friction has no oxygen. This is of course assuming nothing else breaks from the huge stresses on all parts of the device.

      I beg to differ, the bow-drill method of fire building is not difficult. Like anything it takes technique and practice. Back when I was in Scouts my troop took a particular interest in primitive fire building skills. We all made our own fire drill kits, and we regularly used them to start fires on our camping trips. We even had races to see who could start a fire the fastest. My best time was one minute, the troop record at the time was thirty seconds.

      A proper firebow kit contains four parts, the baseboard, the thunderhead, the bow and the spindle. Your goal isn't to catch the baseboard on fire, rather it is to produce an ember, which is created by the friction between the spindle and the baseboard. The bow spins the spindle and the thunderhead you use to hold the spindle. Oxygen is not an issue if your baseboard is properly setup, you should have a hole that the spindle fits in and a notch cut into that hole. Typically you would have a piece of leather beneath the baseboard to catch your ember, which you then transfer to a birds nest (a ball of really fine tinder) and then you blow on it to feed the ember, then you get fire.

      The fact that he failed just means he didn't use the proper technique. I haven't actually watched the video as I'm at work, but I'm confident that he must have done something wrong to have failed.

    10. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why the guy didn't use a flint to start the fire. It's not exactly an uncommon material to be found, simply laying on the ground in raw and finished form, in many parts of the country (including NJ). This is largely due to it being a very, very common trade item for all of North America, going back quite a long time (going back to the stone age). I imagine it's similar elsewhere in the world due to how useful it was. Red River flint (from ND) made it's way to Europe, for instance.

      (You can walk the shores of the Hudson river in NY and come across knappings and finished/broken flint points - which have been sitting there so long that their sharper edges have eroded. People lived in that region of the world for a long, long time doing essentially the exact same thing; a good rain storm comes along and there'll be another layer of soil with points to discover with flints from all around the country.)

      As for making fires in the East... it's difficult in general due to the year-round humidity. I'd say it's significantly less difficult than forging steel, though.

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    11. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There a reason people upgrade to flint and steel...

    12. Re:Making Fire Is HARD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      made it's way

      "its".

  35. Re:Reminds me of a PBS TV series called Rough Scie by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    determine their latitude and longitude

    You only need eyes for that, assuming that you understand the shape of the earth and the position of the stars.

  36. Stone Age Materials, but Modern Age Knowledge by registrations_suck · · Score: 1

    It would not be possible to build such a device during the Stone Age, regardless of the materials available, because the requisite knowledge did not exist at the time. Materials without knowledge on how to use them are not going to get much - sort of like using service provided by AT&T.

  37. Telegraph. Meh. by PPH · · Score: 1

    Make a set of jungle drums or semaphore flags.

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    1. Re:Telegraph. Meh. by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Kill two birds with one stone and play the drums with the flags- it should double your bandwidth.

  38. Project Gutenberg: Jules Verne's Mysterious Island by count0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Like the title says, thought I'd check out the parent's book recommendation: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/8993

  39. Re:Jules Verne wrote about this in one of his nove by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    hmm.. sounds a lot like Gilligan's Island.

    Of course that came afterwords so I guess there may have been some influence.

  40. Re:Reminds me of a PBS TV series called Rough Scie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And *time*. That's the sticky wicket. You need to know the position of the stars at a particular point in *time*. If you happen to be wearing a quarts wrist watch (i.e. "Chronometer") you'd be all right. However, if you don't happen to have any of that "new-fangled" technology, then you'd be forced to build some sort of angle-measuring device and (perhaps) measure the angle between the moon and sun (which could give you an exact time for a given moon phase) and then use *THAT* time to calculate one LOP (Line Of Position) for that particular time. and then do the same thing again in a few hours. In any case certainly a non-trivial task.

  41. Re:Reminds me of a PBS TV series called Rough Scie by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    then you'd be forced to build some sort of angle-measuring device and (perhaps) measure the angle between the moon and sun

    Yeah thats it. A sextant can be made out of timber. Should be good enough for one agree accuracy.

  42. No so imressive by Starfleet+Command · · Score: 1

    I would be more impressed if he were to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone-knives and bear-skins.

  43. Knowledge by diablovision · · Score: 5, Informative

    It doesn't take that much "skill" to make a fire with a bowdrill, honestly. My brother was into this kind of thing. It turns out that the choice of wood, string, and a decent bow make a _huge_ difference. E.g. I saw him get a glowing ember from his drill setup in less than a minute, and in less than 90 seconds had a handful of flames. Impressed by how easy it looked, I traipsed into the woods, found some sticks of various sizes, with no thought whatsoever to their suitability, made a rough bow, carved out a notch, got a rock and started going at it. Half a day later, I could barely get smoke. I didn't know why. He let me use his setup, and within two minutes I too had an ember.

    You need a wood that grows straight, has little resin, and is somewhat dry for the drill, and a flexible but stiff wood for the bow. A soft maple is excellent. It needs to be dead and dry, not green (obviously). You want a good solid leather string that will grip the drill nicely. You want a good amount of tension in the bow, but not too much. The drill should be between 2 and 3 cm wide, around 15 to 20 cm long. For the base you want a somewhat harder wood with a little more resin. Oak is good. Gather good kindling to catch, often by peeling bark into super thin strips and making a little nest of them. The glowing ember will come from the dust of the drill being worn down and getting hot. For the top you want a rock not much bigger than the palm of your hand, so that you can get a good grip on it and put some weight to keep the whole system stable. You want to get a nice point on the drill on the rock side and if possible scratch a bit of a hole into the rock so the point from the drill fits. If you can find some lubrication of some sort for the top that helps.

    After the notch in the base gets worn in and the friction part of your drill gets worn into the appropriate shape, it is not actually that hard to make a fire in less than a few minutes. I've done it.

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    1. Re:Knowledge by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      All that knowledge would be second nature to cavemen, like the options of ls are to us.

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    2. Re:Knowledge by muckracer · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're right, but when placed in a situation where cavemen skills are needed you'll encounter the following:

      $ make fire
      make: *** No rule to make target `fire'. Stop.

    3. Re:Knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if they forgot the details, they would just use man fire

    4. Re:Knowledge by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      and if they forgot the details, they would just use man fire

      And, indeed, the person manning the fire will probably tell you all about how they got it started, and threaten you with bodily harm if they have to do it all over again because you made the fire go out.

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  44. He didn't even measure voltage. by asadodetira · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice the multimeter was not set to measure voltage? The images show the ohms symbol and the beeping of the continuity detector. Maybe it was bad editing, but as shown it seems he didn't know hot to measure volts properly.

    1. Re:He didn't even measure voltage. by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Maybe he does but an ohmmeter making a beepy sound works better on a video than a voltmeter showing a goose egg. Going to all that trouble without that satisfying beep would have been a waster of a beautiful Jersey day. He demonstrated an idea, but I'm not sure he proved anything. His smelting seemed a bit problematic, too. At best he proved continuity, but even there, I havve problem. I could only see the red probe. Where was the other? This was art not reality, as long as the audiance gets the comcept it doesn't have to really work.

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  45. Re:Jules Verne wrote about this in one of his nove by witherstaff · · Score: 1

    Great suggestion for a read.

    on a tangent... Anyone else think the idiots on Lost should have done just a portion of Mysterious Island? Or heck, even Swiss Family Robinson. After people were stolen from my camp, or a wild boar came into my camp and gored someone's leg, I'd focus on protection. Oh no, let's just sit on the beach, enjoy the waves, and not even post a guard. It's hard to suspend belief on something so obvious..

  46. Why an electrical telegraph? by ivec · · Score: 1
  47. Stone-age tools are relative... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    I'm endeavoring, Ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone-knives and bear-skins.

    -- Spock to Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever"

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  48. Obligatory by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    You don't understand. It's a Jersey thing - Jamie O’Shea

  49. Apparently even with modern tools by HannethCom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We were having a BBQ and I was having a grand old time watching these people try to start the fire. They were using coal (probably face coal, but still not easy to get going) and they had this solid, kind of waxy fire starter substance as well as a lighter. I think 7 different people failed to getting the fire started. The problem is they would light the fire starter on top of the coals. Then someone came along that knew what they were doing, they layered a paper plate with fire started, then shoved it underneath the coals and lit the paper plate.

    Eventually I was going to go over and show them how to do it, but it was fascinating me too much that so many people didn't know that you want to generally start a fire from the bottom.

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  50. Jimmy Hoffa by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Does that include Jimmy Hoffa and the barrel that he was buried in? There are lots and lots of things in the woods in New Jersey.

  51. Meh... Already done even better by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    AT&T built a wireless 3G network with apparent stone-age materials...

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  52. REAL telegraphs built from stone age materials by denzacar · · Score: 1

    There are several telegraphs that can and have been built from the things found in the forest without the need of copper. Including this one.

    Even this might count, if you are only ever going to send one message, one way.

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  53. Robinson Crusoe by mlush · · Score: 1

    You don't need the fall of civilization to be reduced to the stone-age. Just get stranded on a island in your Y-fronts (granted you may get bonus items from lotsam and jetsam)

  54. Kinda missing the point there... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Parent meant that you can't listen to digital radio broadcast on an analog radio - as any radio built from homemade components would be utterly analog.

    As for wikipedia not being available...
    It is not the knowledge without, it is the knowledge within that counts.
    Most libraries are just as useful as wikipedia if you know WHAT you are looking for.
    And just like with wikipedia, you don't have to know everything about a certain topic to be able to find texts on it - just a couple of keywords.
    Sure, searching through dozens of books will page by page is slower than googling but hey - we are talking about being dumped back to early 19th century at least.

    Oh and... you keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    1. Re:Kinda missing the point there... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      There's your singularity right there, bitches.
      As soon as you go digital, everything goes down the rabbit hole and there's no way you can access it from the dumber zones.
      And nobody seems to give a damn.

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    2. Re:Kinda missing the point there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You should've looked in a dictionary instead, because his usage of the word "holocaust" is precisely correct.

    3. Re:Kinda missing the point there... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be that hard to build a decoder for uncompressed digital signals with basic relays and a quartz clock. Sadly, all of them are compressed and encoded weird, so you can't just read eight bits and turn it into voltage from 0 to 255 and that into sound.

      Granted, it's pretty damn hard handmaking an FM radio also.

      Of course, this hypothetical really makes no sense anyway. People attempting to communicate with stone-age tech-level, but knowledgeable, people would surely be using AM signaling, so that the people can build a crystal radio. Worrying about decoding digital really only makes sense if somehow part of civilization collapses and other parts don't know that, which is just silly. (Although we have our suspicions about Alabama.)

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    4. Re:Kinda missing the point there... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      There's your singularity right there, bitches.
      As soon as you go digital, everything goes down the rabbit hole and there's no way you can access it from the dumber zones.
      And nobody seems to give a damn.

      This deserves an "Insightful" mod, because you are totally correct. I suppose they assume that once you hit the singularity, you can't be brought back down to a pre-computer era.

      You know, that right there is probably a really good sci-fi book idea.

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  55. Re:Stuff from the Jersey wilderness?! Bah! by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Someone troll rated me on this one? Seriously? Someone must deeply love New Jersey . . . is that you, Kevin Smith?

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  56. Re:Wikipedia? Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people have years worth of powdered food, others have 1000's of rounds of ammo, powder, and reloading stock.

    The smart ones have a set of books.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxfire_(magazine)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anarchist_Cookbook

    And many, many more. Choose your favorites.

  57. too easy by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

    and with only tools and materials found in the wilderness of New Jersey

    I'm pretty sure that stone age human beings didn't have access to the level of technological refinement available in the garbage that litters New Jersey.

  58. great futurist? phah! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Verne failed to predict the Harlem Globetrotters, so I fail to see the parallel.

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    1. Re:great futurist? phah! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, as I said, Of course that came afterwords so I guess there may have been some influence. Some doesn't mean all so you don't need to rely on the Harlem Globetrotters to see the parallel.

      Unless you were trying for humor and I missed it. In that case, I apologize.

  59. He should have used Redstone by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

    I know it's hard to find and there are often zombies and spiders near by, but he should just have mined some redstone and used it instead.

  60. Re:Jules Verne wrote about this in one of his nove by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1

    While on the topic of fiction, another author presented a scenario where the collapse of civilization was one-way - there was no way for a stone-age to discover metal again. See "Ring World".

  61. The "wilderness" of NJ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't they have just stapled the message to Snooki's forehead and told her there was free booze at the destination?

  62. Quick summary by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    This video is a big let down: all he's doing is showing that it's possible to smelt iron & copper and construct an organic battery. This is not news...

    Yep. Quick summary: "How to build a telegraph using stone age materials: first, invent the iron age. Then, build a telegraph using iron age materials."

    And he fails step 1; he doesn't have the chops to invent the iron age (which requires fire...)

    Actually, once you have fire, pig iron is remarkably easy to smelt, requiring only iron ore, charcoal, and clay. But you first have to be able to recognize iron ore. You can smelt chunks of basalt all you want; it's not gonna turn into iron.

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  63. Primitive tools in New Jersey... by twebb72 · · Score: 1

    Want to make a telegraph in new jersey with a primitive tool?
    This sounds like a job for The Situation.

    1. Re:Primitive tools in New Jersey... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised no MS fanboys have mentioned Unix as a "primitive tool" from New Jersey. I guess MS fanboys after about Windows 3.1 no longer know anything about Unix, though, and just know XP, Vista, and 7 vs. Linux and OS X. They might be vaguely aware that Solaris or AIX exists and that Irix and HP-UX have existed.

  64. Smoke signals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send a message line of site at the speed of light. All you need is a smoky fire and a big wet blanket.

  65. Re:Can't watch video on lynx by bigato · · Score: 1

    Tell us the truth, you can't see video because you only use lynx on CLI !!!

  66. Queue the Quotes by wallsg · · Score: 1

    Queue the following:

    "I'm endeavoring, Ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone-knives and bear-skins."

    or

    "I know! You'll need to make a weapon. Look around- can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?"

  67. Re:Jules Verne wrote about this in one of his nove by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    While on the topic of fiction, another author presented a scenario where the collapse of civilization was one-way - there was no way for a stone-age to discover metal again. See "Ring World".

    Well, that really wasn't a fair situation. They lived on an artificial world made of might-as-well-be neutronium. There weren't any ores or easy metals to be had. Cocky-ass Protectors.

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  68. Some things are just for fun by tinkertim · · Score: 1

    Yes, we could have used electricity at almost any point in time. We could have made telegraphs, but most likely, we would have realized just how hot things became during experiments and put the knowledge to a more immediate need and use.

    If I traveled back in time to the age where fire was still novel and needed some form of mass communication, I would quickly rule out electricity as a tenable solution.

    I might use a system of vines, smoke signals or other more practical solutions, just as our ancestors did.

    The spin on TFA was bad, but that doesn't make it uninteresting. The ramifications of our ancestors discovering things earlier, or in a different order does make for entertaining thought. Try not to focus on things like:

    - He used a lighter
    - He had plenty to eat, so he had time to experiment (he was not addressing an immediate need)
    - He may have been cold, but wasn't trying to solve that problem (sort of redundant, but worth mentioning)
    - He was not distracted by other marvels that we see as commonplace, such as other uses for clay and fire .. the list goes on

    Still, while the video might be silly, the thinking behind it is worth a cup of coffee and consideration.

    1. Re:Some things are just for fun by tinkertim · · Score: 1

      When I mentioned that "He used a lighter" , I should have elaborated. Making fire is HARD .. and would be stone age 'Franklins' might have been discouraged before actually completing an experiment that led to something useful due to a lack of dexterity.

      Or, they would have seen a more immediate need .. "Making this hot stuff has GOT to be easier!", hence the flint.

  69. Gilligan's Island by Dabido · · Score: 1

    Russell Johnson (aka The Professor) could have made it from coconuts and wood.

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  70. Re:Jules Verne wrote about this in one of his nove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captain Nemo?

  71. With enough wire he could make radio by wdef · · Score: 1

    I agree with those who say this is a let down because the real challenge is making wire and doing metal work not batteries. In fact, with enough wire, organic batteries, a magnetic piece of metal, some sheet metal, he could have made a spark coil and antenna - a primitive Marconi transmitter - and used a piece of coal or pyrites and fine wire "cat's whisker" as a detector at the other end - a simple receiver and headphone-like contraption. = RADIO. The first radios were that simple.