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  1. Re:Could be... on Ocean Currents Proposed As Cause of Magnetic Field · · Score: 5, Funny

    So we're talking about _electric_ ocean currents? How is right hand rule newsworthy?

    Um, this is /. so I'm not sure "right-hand rule" always means what you think it does here. :-) I'm sure a lively debate could ensue on "science geek" vs. "lonely geek".

  2. According to The Guide ... on 47th Mersenne Prime Confirmed · · Score: 1

    According to the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Odd Magnar Strindmo" was a fourth generation accounting prefect on the third major planet of the second solar system in the first minor galactic cluster directly to the "left" of the vicinity of Betelgeuse - a star that has recently gone supernova. After achieving a modicum of fame for discovering the 47th known Mersenne Prime, during extended holiday on the, mostly harmless, planet named Earth, Mr Strindmo retired to a life of semi-luxury where he preferred to be called "Steve".

  3. I, for one, ... on Data Center Overload · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... welcome our new Data Center Overlord!
    [ What? Oh (damn glasses), never mind. ]

  4. Not so fast... on First Acoustic Black Hole Created · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first Acoustic Black Hole was actually created back in 1981.

  5. Re:But ODF is a flawed and incomplete standard. on The Anti-ODF Whisper Campaign · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Not saying you're wrong, but to be a bit pedantic, ALL standards are flawed and incomplete to some extent. The issue is how much those items matter and to whom.

    It's obviously in Microsoft's best interest to highlight these issues with ODF, even though the same sentiment, "flawed and imcomplete", could also be applied to any of their own file formats...

  6. Re:How do I get a reasonable level of respect? on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I manage to stammer a coherent sentence to a hot daughter, it has never resulted in sex...

    Re-watch "Real Genius" and brush up on your banter:

    • Chris Knight: No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
    • Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
    • Chris Knight: Not right now.
    • Susan Decker: A girl's got to have her standards.
  7. ZPass tracks school-bus riders. on Making a Child Locating System · · Score: 1
    Have the school system check ZPass.

    RFID Technology Keeps Track of School Bus Riders
    Seattle-based Zonar Systems has said it is providing RFID technology to the school bus industry to answer the iconic 1969-television question, "It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are?" The company's patented ZPass system identifies when and where a student enters or exits the school bus to enhance their safety and security.

  8. Next: ZigBee Home Personal on ZigBee Pro, the New Home Automation Standard? · · Score: 2, Funny

    which promises interoperability among light switches, thermostats, door locks, motorized shades, security systems, remote controls and some 36 million electric meters.

    Add personal vibrators (you know what I mean) to the list and we'll have a winner...

  9. The only winning move is not to play. on Is The Best Game One You Were Never Intended To Play? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the best version is the one you were never intended to play.

    Is that you Joshua?

  10. Re:A recruiting aid for unclearable personnel on Pentagon Seeks a New Generation of Hackers · · Score: 1

    So if you've ever held down two buttons at once on a vending machine to see what happens, you need not apply.

    Um, so what happens? I am feeling a bit peckish...

  11. And remember folks. on Pentagon Seeks a New Generation of Hackers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    which challenges students to find and exploit vulnerabilities in software, compromise enemy systems and steal data.

    When they work for you, they're "freedom fighters".
    When they work for the other guys, they're "terrorists".

  12. Admit stuff much? on RIAA MediaSentry, Dead In US, Is Alive In Australia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... as a result of me downloading Angels and Demons.

    Haven't you learned anything?
    Your correct phrase should be: "... me allegedly downloading ..."

  13. As opposed to ... on How Microsoft Degrades Their Users (In a Good Cause) · · Score: 5, Funny

    In cases where we were giving what was a significantly degraded experience ...

    ... the normally degraded experience.
    (Ba da BOOM! Don't forget to tip your waitress.)

  14. I said this before... on Microsoft Patents the Crippling of Operating Systems · · Score: 1
    ...with Lala Invents Network DRM, but seems to apply here...

    The 80s called. They want their floating licenses back.

  15. To be fair ... on Were Neanderthals Devoured By Humans? · · Score: 1

    ... Neanderthals taste like chicken.

  16. Waves hand... on Schneier Says We Don't Need a Cybersecurity Czar · · Score: 1

    We Don't Need a Cybersecurity Czar.

    ... These are not the droids you're looking for.

  17. Re:Call a tow truck on Spirit Stuck In Soft Soil On Mars · · Score: 1

    They probably didn't include the lasers either.

    Duh. Sharks can't live in space.

  18. Hey, I've seen this movie... on DoJ Budget Request Details Advanced Surveillance, Biometrics · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The biometrics plan lays groundwork for a "vast database of personal data including fingerprints, iris scans and DNA which the FBI calls the Next Generation Identification.

    ...GATTACA. Can't wait to see who Feds declare "valid" and "in-valid".

  19. In related news... on German Gov To Ban Paintballing After Shooting · · Score: 4, Funny

    paintball: Fines could be up to 5,000 euros.

    • Water pistols: 2000 euros
    • Running with scissors: 1000 euros
    • Playing Battleship: 500 euros
    • Playing Battleship (naming your "Bismark"): 10000 euros
  20. they basically nailed everyone on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a carpenter.

  21. The 80s called ... on Lala Invents Network DRM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... they want their floating licenses back.

  22. Cut Pirates Off From Their ISP on EU Rejects Law To Cut Pirates Off From Their ISP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sigh. "Copyright infringement != Piracy", but I guess this just won't die, so here goes...
    Arrrr matey! ... <NO CARRIER>

  23. P2P is not the problem. on Proposed Peer-To-Peer Law Sparks Animosity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It doesn't help the P2P cause that the technology continues to pop up in bad practices.

    It's people, not software that are the problem. Software is a tool and is neither good or bad. The people using it on the other hand...

    Not to start anything, but this is why I am generally amused by the term "Computer Ethics". Computers are simply a tool; there might as well be something called "Blender Ethics". The real issue is simply "Ethics", which I fear some are lacking.

  24. Re:How old is old enough? on Nuclear Testing Helps Identify Fake Vintage Whiskey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Although I never win the whiskey age bragging contests, the penis length contests are a different matter...

    Perhaps you need to hang out at a different bar...

  25. Re:Taste on Nuclear Testing Helps Identify Fake Vintage Whiskey · · Score: 3, Informative
    You can if you're the Highlander:
    • CONNOR: "Brandy. Bottled in 1783."
    • BRENDA: "Jesus. That's old."
    • CONNOR: "1783 was a very good year. Mozart wrote his Great Mass. The Montgolfier brothers went up in the first hot-air balloon. And England recognized the independence of the United States."