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  1. The problem... on Apple Responds to Labor Accusations · · Score: 1

    ...is that the mandatory black turtle-neck sweaters easily get stuck in dangerous machinery. On the plus side, the jeans were supposedly not so bad. Unfortunately, the factories with mandatory kimono dress codes do have even higher accident rates.

  2. I don't think so on New Version of Mac OS X Leopard Leaked · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the Apple lawyers will be too busy to be able to go and have a field day. At most, I think they'll have the time to have a movie-night, but barely even that.

  3. That's true... on New 'No Military Use' GPL For GPU · · Score: 1

    ...but now we primarily eat whales, tourists and drink oil, so we're still largely carnivorous. Sometimes, though, we supplement our dinners with some vegans, just to keep the diet balanced.

  4. Bah... on Apple's Leopard Strategy to Kill Microsoft and Dell? · · Score: 1

    I for one can't wait for OS X 10.9 Pussy to hit the shelves. I hear it will be dead sexy.

  5. Apparently... on Google Signs $900m MySpace Deal · · Score: 1

    ...the search button on MySpace will be called "OMG!!! GOOGLE!!!".

  6. No updated MacBook Pros on Mac Pro, Mac OS X Virtual Desktops Announced at WWDC · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda disappointed that an updated line of MacBook Pros wasn't announced. (With the new 64-bit Core 2 Duo CPU, I mean.) I'm waiting for that one before considering upgrading my 1.5GHz Powerbook. To be fair, the Powerbook should probably last another year without any big problems. Even though it's not exactly the best computer for running Matlab on...

  7. So... on The Ad-Supported Operating System · · Score: 1

    ...you'd actually consider an ad-supported Windows Vista, then?

  8. Obviously on Shake Hands with the Zero Tension Mouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    IIRC the first such mouse was designed by a Norwegian company. (The mouse looks exactly like the one 3M makes, so I guess they licensed the design.) Anyway, to lend some credit to your excellent observation, I can add that "mouse" in Norwegian is in fact a common slang for the Holy Grail of Objects Unattainable to the Average Slashdot User: the female reproductive organ*. Taking this into account, it's hardly a surprise that it was invented in Norway.

    BTW, this gives us the euphemism "ergonomically mousing", which helps relieve some of the strain of the old euphemism "left-handed mousing". Well, I'm off to do some "flight simulatoring" and get to bed**.

    * For more info on this topic, see pretty much anywhere on the Internets.
    ** All quotation marks should be accompanied with air quotation mark gestures, unless you're busy "ergonomically mousing", "left-handed mousing", or "flight simulatoring"** ***.
    *** Damn, I managed to make a recursive footnote!

  9. KDiff3 on Best Developer Tools for OS X · · Score: 1

    I absolute love KDiff3, which is originally a KDE application. (It works just fine on the Mac as well, though.) It's fast and I really like the way it shows the differece between files or folders. If there really is only one character difference on a line, it will indicate that there is indeed only one character difference instead of showing the usual full-line replacement that the other diff programs I've tried do. You can also compare three files/directories, hence the name KDiff3. Check it out!

  10. Re:I have the solution! on Millions of King Crabs Turn Sea to Desert · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a funny joke if you forget that the only other country in the world who do commercial whaling is indeed Norway. Actually, in Norway we hunt and kill primarily animals that other countries try to preserve, such as whales, seals, wolves, bears, etc.

    In related news, I expect the season on driving-in-the-middle-of-the-road-in-a-huge-ass-RV -at-20-mph German tourists to open in late August. Apparently they have to see ALL the nature we have here in order to get a decent ROI on their vacation. Taking into an account that gas costs more than fine wine here, you can't really blame them, though. And by "wine" I mean "blood wine". Made from whale blood. Or puny tourists. Kaplah!

  11. Re:Why would Google stop there? on eBay Bans Google Payments · · Score: 3, Funny
    *** rimshot ***

    Kinda got a different meaning in the given context.
  12. In another part of the world... on Canadian Scientists Regrow Teeth · · Score: 1

    ...Shane MacGowan let out a unmistakingly happy "*blargh* bloody motherfuckers" upon hearing this news.

  13. Ballmer bashing... on $5 Social Wi-Fi Router · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed. There's more Ballmer bashing than you can shake a chair at.

  14. Re:So what? on $5 Social Wi-Fi Router · · Score: 3, Informative

    They are brand new Linksys WRT54GL or Buffalo WHRG54S routers, which means that they are good quality and fairly expensive units. I think this is a great idea.

  15. Re:Lenovo's two stools on Lenovo Backtracks on Linux Support Statement · · Score: 0

    By "stools", I assume you mean "turds"? And why do they have poo on their hands? I don't get it.

  16. Re:severing one's package on Apple Pulls Out of India · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, what else would you expect from a "crimson scythe" replying to a "one-eye-johnson"? It's bound to get ugly.

  17. Re:Damn conservative society... on Apple Pulls Out of India · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, at least their severance packages were nicer than John Wayne Bobbitt's.

  18. Re:The Windowing Problem on High performance FFT on GPUs · · Score: 0
    Well, in some cases you really need double precision, and even higher. I just finished my Master's thesis, where I ran into problems due to double precision not being good enough.

    When you have high-precision spatial data, such as 16-bit MRI images, the Fourier domain data really will need a lot of precision. Remember that each element in Fourier domain is a weighted sum (using phase-coefficients) of all the pixels in spatial domain. Most of the time, 64 bits is plenty enough to adequately describe the image data, but in cases where you have very small angles in the phase-component you may end up losing information. Since the FFT and IFFT (inverse FFT) use cosines and sines to perform the transformations, a very small angle will not be calculated correctly. Remember from calculus that for very small angles theta,
    sin(theta) ~ theta
    and
    cos(theta) ~ 1
    which can lead to round-off errors. The round-off errors can then accumulate and cause problems.

    I'm not sure how interesting my answer was, but that's at least an example of what can happen.
  19. Real explanation on iTunes Sales Ban Does Increase CD Sales · · Score: 0

    The extrapolation was done using the enormously powerful algorithm that are used in law enforcement (X Files, CSI: Miami, etc) for zooming in on digital pictures. This algorithm can easily extrapolate a handful of pixels into gigapixel images. Don't mock what you don't understand.

  20. Re:Congratulations, on KOffice GUI Competition Winner · · Score: 0

    Actually, he got five free copies. He's selling the four extra ones on ebay.

  21. Re:Comprehensive legislation ? on The Most Dangerous Bacteria · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and hopefully the bacteria will kill off most of the lawyers, right? Whichever outcome, humanity wins.

  22. Re:Lame on Apple Embeds Message to OS X Hackers · · Score: 0

    they created OS X and they have the right to do with it as they please.

    I hate to be pedantic, but I think you mean "They created parts of OS X". Don't forget that large portions of OS X were taken from FreeBSD and not at all created by Apple.

    some of us like having machines that run really well to use as tools to do work and not spend our days working on them.

    While some actually like to fiddle with their computers. Don't really see the relevance of this statement, though. It's kinda like me saying "Some of use like using proper capitalization in written discourse."

  23. Re:How does this help on IEEE Proposes New Class of Patents · · Score: 0

    Na-
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    naaa!
    I can
    write
    even
    fewer
    words
    on
    each
    line
    than
    you!

  24. Accelerate cracking? on Adult Entertainment Antes Up In DRM War · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the porn industry's shift to DRM will accelerate the cracking of the DRMs? Maybe this will be a good move in the fight against DRM.

  25. Re:HD Porn? What's The Point? on Adult Entertainment Antes Up In DRM War · · Score: 0

    You're forgetting that the higher resolution will finally make it possible for the BBW acresses to fit into the frame entirely. If that is a good thing is entirely up to your preferences though...

    One ticket to hell, please...