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  1. Bad Math - You have doubled booked the profits. on Westerners Migrating to India for Jobs · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are counting the 10X factor twice, and multiplying them. This is wrong.

    Look at it from the point of view of one country or the other, not both.

    Let's say the guy arrives back to India and compares his lot with the European, who is about to leave. He has saved 10 times as much as the European. End of story.

  2. Yeah, yeah... on Largest Digital Photograph in the World · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... let me know when they incorporate this resolution into a mobile phone with a crappy lens.

  3. Re:Wrong person on The Man Who Could Have Been Bill Gates · · Score: 1

    You are obviously not a spellciator.

  4. Damn stereotypes of Star Trek fans !!! on Should Star Trek Die? · · Score: 1

    Check out the photo of the guy at the booth of memorabilia (the last picture).

    It's a plant I tell ya, a conspiracy by the man to ridicule Star Trek fans!

    In reality they are all fit, outgoing, mountain bike types of guys.

  5. I for one welcome our... on Self-assembling 3D Nanostructures · · Score: 1

    ... yada yada ya ... overlords. You can fill the rest in yourselves.

  6. Yup. on Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult · · Score: 1

    That is where I got the "Here be dragons" part - that map was doing the email rounds 3/4 years ago.

    I am surprised the middle east isn't on there. The middle east has moved into the xenophobes consciousness. The map should have "All these people did 9/11 and are hiding nukes up their asses".

    And then maybe a little blue dot "Izzrail - Original population unlike the Ayrab invaders. Hiding nukes up their asses too, but the nice kind".

  7. Other items which caused offence on Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pacific islanders objected to the label "Here be Dragons!".

    Several Arab countries resented being called either "Oil" or "Just terrorists".

    Several former Soviet Bloc and Warsaw Pact countries objected to the name of their countries being followed by "(or whatever they are calling themselves this week)."

  8. Kinda gives a new meaning to '1337 hAx0r2' on Ready, Aim, HACK! · · Score: 1

    No, more like "C/\mp1ng 8a5tard!"

  9. The wiki wiki Wild Wild West on What Are You Looking At? · · Score: 1

    "Remind anyone of that scene in the movie 'Wild Wild West' where they extract the last thing the dead guy saw?"

    Allow me to rephrase that. Anyone prepared to admit to having watched 'Wild Wild West'?

  10. Re:Old Joke about what FIAT stands for: on Fiat Joins Microsoft in a Wireless Partnership · · Score: 0, Redundant

    >"Fix It Again Tony!"

    I would like to point out, in my own defense, when I wrote that post, the identical joke that now sits above it wasn't there yet.

    Slashdot should implement some kind of pessimistic locking mechanism on all the obvious puns for a given article :-)

  11. Old Joke about what FIAT stands for: on Fiat Joins Microsoft in a Wireless Partnership · · Score: 1

    "Fix It Again Tony!"

    "Patch it again Tony" just isn't the same, and the company is unlike to rename itself "PIAT". "Reboot it again Tony" might work though.

    In any event the original joke depends massively on your mechanics name being Tony. A huge comedic train wreck occurs when people start interjecting "...but Tony is my uncle, and he works in insurance".

  12. Yes, yes, yes... on USA PATRIOT Act Survives Amendment Attempt · · Score: 2, Informative
    "I don't know about you, but I do not have any fear of being woken up in the middle of the night, thrown into a van, and being shipped off to some Siberian gulag just because I surfed the wrong website last night."

    You are right. It won't be Siberian :-)

  13. You think that is bad? on MSN's Slate Recommends Firefox over IE · · Score: 1

    I read an interview a few years ago with some senior MS exec. in the server OS division. I'm don't remember all the details or have a link.

    He was asked about how the subject in question might affect the home OS line (e.g. Win 98/ME) . He responded "I don't deal with toy operating systems" or something similar (he definetly used the "toy" word). I thought that was hilarious, but it did not generate a fuss at the time.

  14. Here is something you might find helpful on Sun To Upgrade Java Desktop System · · Score: 3, Informative
    A brief discussion of sarcasm.

    Once you get up to speed, you'll be able to spot it in no time!

  15. This is 100% pure gold! on Vatican Astronomer Comments On Extraterrestrials · · Score: 1

    ... me thinks he does not deal with the media frequently, nor is he versed in the black arts of P.R.

  16. Are you trying to patronize the Japanese? on 2ch: Japanese Web Forum As Social Vent · · Score: 1
    For us, dealing with Trolls and Frames are just annoying necessary evils

    It is spelt "Flames"


  17. You left one out. on Control Lightshow Over Dublin Sky From A Webpage · · Score: 1


    5) Kicking the shit out of you for propogating stereo types. Kicking the shit out of you and all your descendents if you are Irish and wrote that.

  18. I'm trying to SLEEEEEP!!! on Control Lightshow Over Dublin Sky From A Webpage · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if you would stop pointing it at my flat, that would be appreciated.

    An annoyed Dublin resident.

  19. Panic among Slashdot readers on 31 Lawsuits Filed Over Alleged JPEG Patent · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they might go after the end users SCO-style.

    "How many JPEGs do I have on my hardrive?"
    "Does it apply to MPEGs aswell?"
    "Would a judge entertain a porn as free speech argument?"

  20. So if your IQ is high on Brain's Cache Memory Found · · Score: 1

    ... should you demand a Xeon-style salary?

  21. Coming XMas '04 - Splinter Cell : Projectionist on Projectionists Using Night Vision Goggles in Theaters · · Score: 1

    I think the goggles are so that they can watch teenagers making out...

  22. I am holding my breath! on Recharge Batteries in 30 Secs · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Why is it that I'm not holding my breath to have this technology in a laptop?"

    Let's see why not:
    HHHMMMFFF!!! ...

    #@*( NO CARRIER

  23. Meta-April Fool's joke? on Google's Gmail To Offer 1GB E-mail Storage? · · Score: 1

    ... would be something like saying April 1st has been removed from the calendar to avoid the timewasting due to pranks. Or maybe pretending there has been a tradition of playing practical jokes on this date. We've all been taken in by that one...

  24. Read that as "sues 24-7" on IFPI 'First Wave' Sues 247 In Europe & Canada · · Score: 1

    As in all day, all week?

    I was going to say that it is not really news...

  25. Re:IRC; afternet; #gamedev on George Mason University Speech Accent Archive · · Score: 1

    And if you look at the left of the chart, the Celts come first. Which just confirms that the Irish are the best source for English pronunciation. For example, unlike the English, we use things called "consonants" such as "H" (you may know this as "aitch").