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Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult

lupa1420 writes "Insensitive computer programmers with little knowledge of geography have cost the giant Microsoft company hundreds of millions of dollars in lost business and led hapless company employees to be arrested by offended governments."

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  1. The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't get it.

    1. Re:The whole idea is crazy by MrRTFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MOD PARENT UP - this first post is actually insightful for a change.

      Come on - a US product is getting flamed for not knowing every fucking quirk of all other countries religeons, customs, languages, etc... I dont love MS by any stretch, but this is ridiculous - if you dont like it, dont fucking buy it.

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    2. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how the hell is this Offtopic???

    3. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on - a US product is getting flamed for not knowing every fucking quirk of all other countries religeons, customs, languages, etc... I dont love MS by any stretch, but this is ridiculous - if you dont like it, dont fucking buy it.

      And people didn't fucking buy it and so Microsoft fucking changed their fucking code so that the fucking people would fucking again buy the fucking product.

    4. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you didnt spell it M$ - THATS why its offtopic!!!

    5. Re:The whole idea is crazy by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Their being in the US has nothing to do with mistakes in their software that has been localized for various regions across the planet.

    6. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Morphine007 · · Score: 1

      At best, the grandparent is Interesting (as it is a valid alternate view.) At worst it's a troll or flamebait. Either way the post (were it not modded below most ppls thresholds) would spark conversation... something moderators are supposed to PROMOTE!!... had I any mod points I would mod him up....

    7. Re:The whole idea is crazy by bigpat · · Score: 0, Redundant

      All I have to say is: All your base are belong to us

    8. Re:The whole idea is crazy by iamacat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which would be absolutely fine, if the countries in question didn't arrest Microsoft employees or ban their citizens from buying the software even if they wanted to.

      And above all, if Microsoft didn't decide that not putting a country on the map is just a business decision. If the didn't bend over, perhaps the bully countries in question would give in and use Windows anyway - pirated copies at least - to be able to benefit from business software, CAD, games and other nice products of the civilized world. Use your monopoly for a good cause for a change!

    9. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Qamelian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you don't intend to design for the quirks, languages, etc. of other countries, then don't market your product there. I think the UK would be pretty upset if a US auto manufacturer marketed a car over there that wouldn't drive on the left side of the road! And McDonald's would have serious issues with folks in India if they started selling hamburgers instead of vegetarian burgers they sell there now.

      By not taking into account the differences between countries, Microsoft is sending a very broad message that they really don't know their market - something any first year business student can tell you is just plain dumb.

    10. Re:The whole idea is crazy by cHALiTO · · Score: 3, Informative

      bully?

      It's their country, and their laws. If you want to do business in THEIR country, respect their values and their laws. Otherwise, just don't go there.

      'Civilized world'? where the hell do you come from, the XVth century or something?

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    11. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another bad analogy. A car that's not road-worthy isn't the same as these errors. It's more like a US auto manufacturer making a car in the UK and using an American spelling instead of a UK spelling on one of the gauges. BFD. People need to lighten the fuck up and get over it.

    12. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Herschel+Cohen · · Score: 1

      Complete ignorance of geography can be a valid criticism, however, other cultural issues are not as easily attributable to gross ignorance. Some are more akin to political sensitivities that in several cases should not be so easily accommodated.

      For example, when China took over Hong Kong it was to be two systems within one country. Looking at the actions actions of the central communist government, why should the people of Taiwan be so compliant to join such a repressive regime?

      It may have cost MS some money, but for several examples it would have been better to ignore those making the complaints. Instead of being gleeful that MS is not collecting the cash, one should hope they ignore many of those pressures in the future. Read the entire article, too many companies compromise for their own short term interests.

      For example: CNN refers to themselves as the "Most Trusted News ...", well not by me. They made a deal with Saddem prior to our "liberation" of that country to not pubilicize terror tactics he so easily employed against his populous. Just like those claiming "Fair and Balanced ..." But I wander too far afield.

    13. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was insulted by the grammatical errors and poor editing displayed in the Guardian article. Will they have to pay for these insults?

    14. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That is the point. Do you write 300 different software packages, or do you write one big one, and expect a team from the US or whereever to be experts on socio-political issues and experts at programming?

      The spanish problem mentioned later in the article for instance. That is a big problem in spanish speaking parts of the US, where vernaculars are so different, even some spanish speakers don't know when others are cussing them out. In the specific case mentioned, those lousy, insensitive, imperialistic Spaniards would have insulted the Nicaraguans also.

      How many people are you going to have on any one project?

      The question isn't whether or not MS screwed up, nor is it whether they should have adjusted the products to sell in the offended areas. The question is, whether you should really put a whole lot of effort into writing one major package, with some good internationalization code, write several different packages, or a core package, and then have localized teams put the UI on the product.

    15. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do you think the Nuremburg laws were cool, are you slighty disturbed by what is going on in Sudan or do you say f*ck'em it's their country let'em rot?

    16. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Corey+Hart · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think it would be a great idea to use MS Monopoly for a good cause... but how would you achieve this? The UN with the French and Germans certainly didn't agree with the US and Brits.

      Maybe a good way to handle this is to send the "good" ideas to MS from the UN? have a delegation of world powers "reccommend" ideas to MS?

      But it still greatly disturbs me that the "non-political" Olympics had the Iranian politics and 1980 Moscow had the US politics...

      How could we find someone who could actually tell us what "good" is?

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    17. Re:The whole idea is crazy by bucuo · · Score: 1

      to political sensitivities that in several cases should not be so easily accommodated

      but it's China. and Taiwan is just not an issue you want to screw with them over. How much money would they lose if China banned legitimate copies of Windows? All Microsoft wants is to sell more copies, not play geopolitics, and frankly that's all it should do. in my book, big companies + geopolitics = really bad. (e.g. United Fruit and South America)

    18. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Sique · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are some things you just don't do. You don't try to sell a product called "Mist Stick" in Germany (because this sounds like Miststueck = piece of junk). You shouldn't try to call a car 'Pajero' in Spain (because pajero means something like wanker). You shouldn't try to market a map of Israel in Israel with the U.N. demarkation lines put in and call the Westbank, East Jerusalem and Gazah "Palestina".

      Basicly some of those mistakes are unavoidable if you are taking a single product and derive localized versions of it. Call them 'social bugs'. It happens, and you should fix them and get over it. It gets really nasty when you are informed beforehand about some blunders and still don't change your product though.

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    19. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Madcapjack · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I agree with you. However, half of the disputes with Microsoft were over nationalist sensitivities (not cultural sensitivity)- not recognizing a Kurdistan is important to the Turkish government, and Turkey has a number of policies to the effect, even going so far (I believe) to ban the Kurdish language. Pakistan and India fighting over that land- if India were not a bigger market than Pakistan then Microsoft would have bent to the Pakistani side of the dispute-

      None of us like companies to become political agents in the world- but just doing business in certain parts of the world makes political statements- even if self-serving ones.

    20. Re:The whole idea is crazy by geordie_loz · · Score: 1

      I think the guy above was simply pointing out that respecting other societies/cultures is important. A country may abuse it's citizens or whatever, but let's not allow a single company to dictate what that is.. It's especially concerning when that company is associated with the country which saw fit to through the Geneva Convention out the window (loophool my backside).

      We live in a sensitive society, and sure PC can get out of hand, but stomping about in size-10-billion-a-day boots isn't right either.

    21. Re:The whole idea is crazy by malkavian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean just like the US and it's DMCA laws have never had anyone from another country arrested for their company doing business inside the US?
      *Cough* Sklyarov *Cough*
      Perhaps if the Eastern bloc just held to it's ideals, the US would just capitulate, and let people pirate the software they wanted in the first place, to be able to benefit from all the extra freedoms that the software allowed (i.e. backups and such things allowed in the civilized world).

      Do I think that this arresting of people is a good idea? Jeez, no. I'm sympathetic with MS on this one. However, I've worked with a few companies with international dealings. And there were representatives hired in each country that had to vet the software we produced and try to catch all the larger 'gotchas' that would land us in trouble.
      One would think that MS with it's huge coffers could afford to hire such people. Looks like they're starting to, which is a good thing.
      Being multinational is always a pain. There's always so much more to consider, which means you have to.
      But I still disagree with arresting of individuals. That's just silly.

    22. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse, some of it is true:

      A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom

      Umm, they have done that sort of thing. Otherwise, there wouldn't be the controversy between the Dome of the Rock and the Temple Mount...

    23. Re:The whole idea is crazy by 13Echo · · Score: 1

      I agree. This is totally stupid. In most cases I saw, of the examples in the article, nothing was that far-fetched from reality in the first place.

      People from different backgrounds and perspectives are going to get pissed if you don't see things their way. It's tough to avoid. I'm no Microsoft fan, but even I have sympathy for them over this stupid shit.

      If you don't like it, don't use the software. In extreme cases, opressive governments ban software because they are afraid of it sending mixed messages. But is it always a false message?

      This article is ridiculous.

    24. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      And you don't make a car called Nova and try to sell it in mexico/spain, err... oh wait.

      Mycroft

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    25. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Uncertain+Bohr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, using your own words: If you are going to fucking ty to sell your fucking crappy software to a fucking foreign country, you might want to fucking get to know your fucking custormers first and fucking sell them something they fucking want instead of flooding the market with fucking crap.

    26. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you're referring to this article in which Eason Jordan, chief news executive at CNN describes how CNN did not report many things because they feared for the lives of their reporters, translators and informants.

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    27. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Sique · · Score: 1

      This is acutally a myth. Nova means "new" in spanish. So a Chevy Nova has in reality a positive name. The 'no va' joke is old, but I guess, most Mexicans won't even get it, because they read nova as nóva, not as no vá. If a car doesn't move, they would probably say 'no functionar' or similar.

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    28. Re:The whole idea is crazy by antiMStroll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Keep that thought fresh when a European developer releases a game about flying planes into New York buildings.

    29. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's their country, and their laws. If you want to do business in THEIR country, respect their values and their laws. Otherwise, just don't go there.

      Ha! All those Frogs refuse to bathe more than twice weekly and still bring their smelly asses over here to Disney World! (It's not illegal, but it should be!)

    30. Re:The whole idea is crazy by canb · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just a quick correction. Although much of what you say is true, kurdish is not a forbidden language in turkey. There are kurdish concerts, tv shows (albeit currently limited to the state tv), music albums etc.. What the turkish government is trying to prevent by denying an existence of a kurdistani state (when in fact, currently there is no such country), is to avoid having a (perhaps understandably) hostile neighboring kurdish state bent on acquiring currently turkish soils.

    31. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP - this first post is actually insightful for a change.

      No, it is actually just a copy (homage?) of the 10 millionth post. Obvious Guy won and made it look like he wasn't trying kudos to him (them).

    32. Re:The whole idea is crazy by tufflove · · Score: 0

      No, not really.... As a whole we Americans are just pretty goddamn ignorant. If you want to sell product to a different culture, best to find out what flies and what doesn't. Otherwise you have only yourself to blame for the problems you encounter.

    33. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree 100%. But lets remove Microsoft from the equation and apply this to all software. No one complains about OSS, appearing culturally/geographically/gramatically challenged, but thats because its free :).

    34. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Cowculator · · Score: 1

      "Nova" does not mean "new" -- the word you're looking for is "nueva", which no Spanish speaker would confuse with "no va." Snopes agrees that this is an urban legend, but the name isn't positive or negative in Spanish and it certainly wouldn't translate as "new."

    35. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Sique · · Score: 1

      You are right. It's not castillian :)

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    36. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read closer; some of it is just plain arrogance:

      "He went ballistic. It was an incredible insult to Islam." He asked for the game to be withdrawn but it was issued against his advice in the United States in the belief that it would not be noticed. Three months later, the Saudi Arabian government made a formal protest. Microsoft withdrew the game worldwide.

    37. Re:The whole idea is crazy by nursedave · · Score: 2, Informative

      McDonalds *does* sell hamburgers in India. I've eaten meat and beef there on many occasions. Don't color the whole country with Brahman wackiness. ;)

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    38. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Timex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I recall, M$ made a big deal about being among the first to remove the Twin Towers from their flight simulator after 9/11.

      If they can be that sensitive about the feelings of Americans (quick buck), they should be just as sensitive of the political and social feelings of other nations (quick buck).

      M$ wouldn't DREAM of pushing a game with Nazis in it in Germany, would they? Of course not. The same rules apply here.

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    39. Re:The whole idea is crazy by nursedave · · Score: 1

      Hitler et.al passed lots of nice laws restricting what Jews, Gypsies, etc. could do. They did not deserve respect for their values or laws, and they were uncivilized - much like many countries today. Not going there, fine. Bending over backwards to sell a few copies of software to the jackasses, no way. Pandering idiots....

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    40. Re:The whole idea is crazy by ChrisGuest · · Score: 5, Funny

      A few years ago I met a seemingly worldly American in Australia (while the country was engaged in constitutional debate over getting rid of a foreign monarchy). He eanestly asked me, "Do you think Democracy would work here?"

    41. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Godwin's law.....

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    42. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Hagia Sophia......

      which part of "this actually happened" was unclear?

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    43. Re:The whole idea is crazy by mingot · · Score: 1

      Well... Do you?

    44. Re:The whole idea is crazy by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

      Well, since Microsoft actually hasn't made any real money to date in China and has lost quite a bit of money (and presumably will continue to lose - as the Chinese government has passed laws that every PC sold in in their country must have Chinese software - plus they've started chip manufacturing with the stated goal of supplanting any and all M$ and Intel products) in that country. Their (supposedly) major savings comes from offshoring so many jobs there!

    45. Re:The whole idea is crazy by HalfFlat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you think it would work in the US?

    46. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't *that* be a test of the US's much vaunted freedom of speech.

    47. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      And a number of mosques and synagogues were converted to churches when the Christian crusaders invaded. And a major mosque in Ayodhya was recently levelled by a mob in India, in an effort to turn the site into a Hindu temple. Your point?

    48. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Simonetta · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "He went ballistic. It was an incredible insult to Islam." He asked for the game to be withdrawn but it was issued against his advice in the United States in the belief that it would not be noticed.

      Moslems are simply too sensitive. They go fucking nuts over things that seem world-shatteringly important to them but don't mean anything to anyone else. As a consequence, Moslems have a world-wide reputation of being trigger-happy and prone to violence over trival and imaginary slights.

      C'mon, guys, this is bad for Islam. Next time you feel gravely insulted by someone from outside the Islamic world who knows almost nothing about your religion or culture, take a deep breath, say a quick prayer, and give a reasonable, detailed and calm explanation as to why you feel the situation is inappropriate. Don't just whip out your sword or suicide bombers.

      Deal with reality. In the modern technological world, religion isn't all that important and Islam is one of least important religions of them all. If you'all didn't have so much oil, no one would give a fuck about you or your religion. That's the truth.

      For example,take the Palestinians (please!). Here's a 'country' of only five million people or so who have been on the evening news every fucking night for the past thirty years. What do they make that the world desperately needs? Why are they so fucking important? You could take all the Palestinians and put them in Los Angeles and it would be six months before anyone realized that they weren't Mexicans. You could put all the Palestinians in some place like Kinshasa, Lagos, Mumbai, or Sao Paulo and a few weeks later they would just be gone as if they never existed.
      Even if they got their independence they would still be a dirt poor country with no ability to feed their own people or provide jobs. They're just a welfare country that lives on handouts from rich northern European countries. With hundreds of billions of dollars in oil revenue a year, what have the Gulf OPEC states ever done for Palestine? Nothing.

      anyway, running out of time and gotta go. Please write and tell me how insensitive I am. I love it.

    49. Re:The whole idea is crazy by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      No one complains about OSS, appearing culturally/geographically/gramatically challenged, but thats because its free :).

      People do complain. Usually in terms of ISO standards.

      Once ISO standards are cleared up, they localize the software, with the correct information, and submit a patch to main developer.

      Amber

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    50. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Probably not, although it'd be a good idea to try it.

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    51. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Let somebody release such a game.

      If Americans don't like it (and you can be sure that collectively, we won't), then Americans won't buy it.

      If Americans don't buy it, then the producer doesn't make money. If the producer doesn't make money, the producer goes out of business. This is the market punishing those producers which a people, collectively, do not like. Welcome to Econ 101.

      Let the free-market sort out such producers.

    52. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is I heard this from a spanish teacher in high school who had gotten the story from her husband, a Mexican she had met during a vacation in Mexico. I guesse he was pulling her legg and she didn't get it, which makes sense as she was a bit of an air head. A very nice, pleasant person though.

      Mycroft

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    53. Re:The whole idea is crazy by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      That a nation has sovereignty does not make their actions right.

      The grandparent is condemning those nations who enforce laws that restrict freedoms in unreasonable manners. It's not acceptable to make it illegal to sell a product becuase the map isn't "correct" according to the government. It's not acceptable to threaten developers for referring to Taiwan as something other than what the government views as "correct".

      I can respect the rights and laws of other nations. That doesn't mean that I believe that they are right. Speaking out against unjust laws isn't illegal.

      At least not in my nation. Not yet, at least.

    54. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a cop-out answer from someone who:
      (a) Hasn't dealt with these types of issues.
      (b) Isn't aware of just how diverse the world is; accounting for all the possible ways people can take offence is impossible.
      (c) Chose the most trite answer that could possibly slam Microsoft in some way.

      You sir, are a loser (and yes, that was meant to be insulting)

    55. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just can't believe how insensitive you are! Jerk!

    56. Re:The whole idea is crazy by ChrisGuest · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I don't think Australians would be willing to sacrifice the reigning monarch's "Jus Primae Noctis" just for the sake of being able to make their own laws.

    57. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Try selling some software in the US where gender is either

      - male
      or
      - fucking bitch

      and see how long it stays on the shelves.

      Freedom of speech ?

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    58. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Maybe their rage should be at the non-depiction of those events, rather than the ACCURATE (historical) depiction of churches being converted into mosques....

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    59. Re:The whole idea is crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, and I don't think it would work anywhere else either. Nobody has time to operate in a Democracy and do any real work at the same time.

    60. Re:The whole idea is crazy by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if the Eastern bloc just held to it's ideals, the US would just capitulate, and let people pirate the software they wanted in the first place, to be able to benefit from all the extra freedoms that the software allowed (i.e. backups and such things allowed in the civilized world).

      You are being sarcastic, but if Russia and China insisted that US companies either embrase a more reasonable version of IP rights (backups == good, use on device of user's choice == good, downloading warez from Internet == bad) or be banned, many companies would comply at the threat of losing at least a quarter of world's population and likely choose or be pressured to also offer these rights in US.

  2. Specific Ocean? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA:

    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean

    Oh, cry me a river--like the Pacific Ocean is some big, important thing. I mean, you need to drive all the way to Sweden just to see it!

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    1. Re:Specific Ocean? by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a Canadian, I've talked to many folks from the states over the Internet and trying to describe to them where I live is sometimes very difficult. One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana. However, a lot of people still had no idea where I was talking about, and these are people who live in the USA!

    2. Re:Specific Ocean? by grub · · Score: 1


      Near Winnipeg? You never came out for "/. Beer Saturday" a few months back!

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    3. Re:Specific Ocean? by parkrrrr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you told them you live 80 miles north of a 200-mile-long north-south line, and you think they're confused?

      I'm guessing you must live somewhere near Regina, but it's not entirely clear from your description.

    4. Re:Specific Ocean? by IGTeRR0r · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Actually, the Pacific Ocean borders the Western United States, and you can drive there from anywhere in North America.



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    5. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm from Ohio, and when I've gone traveling to Europe, I've had to say "yeah, that's right... near Chicago" but a lot of people only knew where Florida or NYC or California were anyway. And others didn't even know where those were. (Whereas I can diagram on a map the Canadian provinces, many Canadian cities, European countries and cities, and various countries around the world. I'm special like that I guess.)

      So while that's not as extreme as not knowing where the Pacific Ocean is... Americans aren't the only geographically-challenged people out there.

    6. Re:Specific Ocean? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Well, saying I'm 80 miles north is a lot better than saying Regina, Saskatchewan. I think most people thought I was living in Africa or something. Of course for most of then, adding Canada to that didn't really narrow things down in their mind. (yes, I live in Regina)

    7. Re:Specific Ocean? by BrianRoach · · Score: 1

      One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana. However, a lot of people still had no idea where I was talking about

      That's because most of us simply refer to that area of the country as, "The big flat part in the middle."

      (Er, yes, I know Montana isn't flat ... great skiing there ... but as you've found, that's really irrelivent here).

      - Roach

    8. Re:Specific Ocean? by parkrrrr · · Score: 1

      That would be 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Minnesota, no?

    9. Re:Specific Ocean? by musikit · · Score: 2, Funny

      thats because you don't have WMD. once we need to invade your country everyone in the US and their cousin in Iraq will know the location of your oil deposits.

    10. Re:Specific Ocean? by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 2, Funny
      As a Canadian, I've talked to many folks from the states over the Internet and trying to describe to them where I live is sometimes very difficult. One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana. However, a lot of people still had no idea where I was talking about, and these are people who live in the USA!

      Maybe if you referred to some place in America we'd understand. :)

      Seriously, though, I have a friend who was moving from Wisconsin to Florida about 15 years ago. He got pulled over in Alabama by a state trooper for doing 70 in a 55. The trooper saw Wisconsin on his license plate and drivers license and then asked for his passport.

      He did manage to get out of the ticket. I suppose the trooper didn't want that to get back to the station.
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    11. Re:Specific Ocean? by BrianRoach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So while that's not as extreme as not knowing where the Pacific Ocean is... Americans aren't the only geographically-challenged people out there.

      There's only two oceans that lap up against US shores ... you'd think, perhaps, the names wouldn't be alien to the average US citizen.

      Beyond that ... I'm also from Ohio. I wouldn't expect anyone outside the US to know where it is :)

      Most Euro countries aren't 3000 x 1500 miles in size, made up of 48 separate states. Can you point out something other than London on a map of England? It's only the size of VA.

      - Roach

    12. Re:Specific Ocean? by benoitg · · Score: 1

      I don't get it, you feel people on the other side of the ocean are geographically challenged because they only know a few of the internal divisions of your specific country?

    13. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not directly. Hence my question.

    14. Re:Specific Ocean? by benzapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many people in Europe also conceptually know that where these cities/states are (NYC is in the east, Chicago is in the middle, San Francisco is in the west), but they have no idea the distances involved.

      Most people in France for instance, probably have no idea their country is only slightly larger than Texas, or that Alaska alone is larger than most of Western Europe.

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    15. Re:Specific Ocean? by mwood · · Score: 3, Funny

      Robert Benchley wrote an essay which includes a list of handy phrases for Europeans visiting the U.S. One of them has someone newly arrived in NYC getting into a cab and asking to be driven to a hotel in Chicago.

      "So, this is America? That is too bad, I wanted Brazil."

    16. Re:Specific Ocean? by fscmj · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had similar experiences in South Africa. I would tell people that I was from Alaska and almost no one knew is was part of the US. Most thought is was part of Canada, some thought it was a country by itself, and a few thought it was an island in the pacific next to Hawaii (cuz that's where it is on all those maps of the US they see).

    17. Re:Specific Ocean? by finchman · · Score: 3, Informative

      3 Oceans. Alaska and the Arctic Ocean.

    18. Re:Specific Ocean? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When my ex was going to college she was a teacher's assistant for an art class. As a TA she sometimes reviewed papers for the professor before he did the final grading.

      Many of the students had written a paper on a local work of art called US and THEM. the work of art was basically a flat map of the world with the United States in white with US written on it (get it, US = U.S.? nevermind) and the rest of the world in red with "THEM" written on it. She called me over to look at the papers because she couldn't believe what she was reading. No less than three of the students (four year university, not a junior college) had commented on the fact that Alaska had US written on it and wondered why the artist had chosen to do that.

      It was a dark day for my view of my fellow citizens.

      TW

    19. Re:Specific Ocean? by BrianRoach · · Score: 1


      I was speaking of only the continental US, hense the "made up of 48 states" statement.

      If they can't figure out where the Pacific ocean is, I'm not even going to contemplate where they think Alaska is located. :)

      - Roach

    20. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 1

      I can point out Scotland, Wales, N Ireland, and England. And I know where a few of the larger cities are. Of the other European countries I can at least point to where the capitals are approximately. (I know France, Switzerland, Italy, Germany, and Austria decently enough to point out others).

    21. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only two, and I've never heard of the Alaska Ocean!

    22. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You kind of have to go visit there to really understand the distances, no matter where it's at. I understand how big Alaska is, but if I pointed at Juneau (sp?) and Nome on a map, I wouldn't know how long it'd take to go from one city to another.

      But I've been to France and know that Paris to Lyon is a 6 hour drive, 2 hrs on the TGV. It's 7 hours from Columbus to Toronto, so it's easy enough to compare that way.

    23. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're countries in their own right you insensitive clod! That's like say ...yeah I can point out where the US is, and I know where 'a few of the larger cities are'...and that makes you more geographically 'special' than a European knowing where Florida, California and NYC are? Puhhhhllllease!

    24. Re:Specific Ocean? by danbeck · · Score: 1

      Surely you are joking. You don't expect us to believe that a Trooper in any state, even in the southern states people love to make fun of, doesn't know that Wisconsin is a state in the union?

      I call bullshit here.

    25. Re:Specific Ocean? by vida · · Score: 5, Funny

      A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

      The survey was a huge failure...

      In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant

      In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

      In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant

      In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

      In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

      In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

      And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

    26. Re:Specific Ocean? by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      OT, but I know who the head of gov't in 35 different countries is, but I have no idea who the mayor of the city I live in is.

      - Thomas;

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    27. Re:Specific Ocean? by Glen+Ponda · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine, on a student visa in the US in the mid 90's, mentioned to someone (a USian) that she was from Ireland. "Oh, did you drive over?"

    28. Re:Specific Ocean? by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Considering most americans think North Dakota is part of Canada*, I'm not surprised.

      (My wife is from ND- and yes, people actually say "Oh! You're canadian!")

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    29. Re:Specific Ocean? by Konowl · · Score: 1

      You should really learn to fucking relax. He didn't expect Americans to know where Sask. IS.... that's why he gives his location the way he does.

      And where was he yucking it up about how stupid 'mercans are? He was just implying how ignorant some are when it comes to realizing there is a world outside of the US borders. But that's true for many other people.

    30. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know where New York, Washington and Los Angeles are. Why would I care about anywhere else in the US?

    31. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Most people in France for instance, probably have no idea their country is only slightly larger than Texas, or that Alaska alone is larger than most of Western Europe.

      You insensitive clod!

    32. Re:Specific Ocean? by BrianRoach · · Score: 5, Insightful


      No ... it means that a foreign citizen that can point out geographic points in a country 4000 miles away and 50 times the size of the one they live in is slighly more enlightened that the dolt who can't tell you what ocean laps up against the shore of the one he lives in.

      Beyond that, what incentive would someone in Germany have to know where Ohio is? Being from Ohio, I can state with some authority that there is little, if any.

      Unless you have a specific reason for knowing ... basic world geography is probably all you can be expected to know. The world is a big place. I can point out most large Euro nations on a map, and probably know the capitals (and generally where they are). THe only knowledge I have beyond that is from travelling.

      But I sure as hell know where all 50 states are, and the major bodies of water in my own country.

      - Roach

    33. Re:Specific Ocean? by micromoog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually having WMD is not a prerequisite for U.S. invasion.

    34. Re:Specific Ocean? by LetterJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be so sure. I live in Minnesota and have been asked by other Americans whether I needed a green card to work in the US, what with being from Canada and all.

    35. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you really should search kazaa for video clips of "Talking to Americans".

    36. Re:Specific Ocean? by fitten · · Score: 1

      Heh... reminds me of a story from college.

      There was a student from somewhere else (not naming names) going to a school in Tennessee (Eastern side of it). One day, he decided he wanted to take a "weekend trip" to Seattle. Heh, folks pulled out a map and said... remember when we went to Memphis? That's right here. Then showed the distance on the map from the city where they were to Memphis between their thumb and forefinger (about three inches or so). Remember how long that took? Well... here is Seattle on this map....

    37. Re:Specific Ocean? by micromoog · · Score: 0, Troll
      And apparently 0 out of 1 National Geographic surveyors knows how to express proportions as percentages. Which is clearer: "23 out of 56", or "41%"?

      Unless they're saying they only asked 56 kids to begin with. In which case the "fact" is bunk and shouldn't have been published.

    38. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "If they can't figure out where the Pacific ocean is, I'm not even going to contemplate where they think Alaska is located. :)"

      That's easy... alaska is in the pacific ocean just southeast of hawaii and just west of mexico. its surrounded by a thick white straight coral reef or something.

    39. Re:Specific Ocean? by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 4, Funny

      Me and my friends about a year ago decided to come up w/ a single basic screening question to decide if a girl we met was halfway intelligent. We debated on what the one question should be, and finally decided on one: "Where is Kansas?" Where we would mark a point in the air for california and new york and then have them point to where kansas should be. You wouldnt believe where some girls pointed. Some thought it was somewhere around virgina, others in canada, one even pointed to some place out in the middle of the atlantic. And we weren't nitpicking either, you passed if you just pointed to somewhere approximately in the middle. The pass rate for a typical drunk girl was somewhere around 20%. We were astounded. We thought it would be something like 70%. So after seeing those dissapointing results, we did what any guy would do... and lowered our standards.

    40. Re:Specific Ocean? by strAtEdgE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow... are you kidding or was this a serious post? I mean obviously if someone says they live 80 miles north of something, it means you measure from the northern most tip.

      If you weren't american, I'd be certain you were being sarcastic.

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    41. Re:Specific Ocean? by Placido · · Score: 1

      If I told you I live in Surrey but before that I lived in Sheffield, Yorkshire you wouldn't have a hope in hell of knowing where that was.

      You wouldn't even be able to pronounce some of the couties. Berkshire, Bukinghamshire, Gloucestershire, Worcestershire.

      I've just noticed that the couties in England sound like hobbits live there.

      Anyway, point is... mod parent down.

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    42. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats because you don't have WMD. once we need to invade your country everyone in the US and their cousin in Iraq will know the location of your oil deposits.

      Hang on a second. I live in Britain. We have lots of WMD, and we're a net exporter of oil. So where are all the US troops?

      (Hahaha, I bet you thought that was going to turn into a "no carrier" joke, didn't yo--
      *no carrier*

    43. Re:Specific Ocean? by Spock+the+Vulcan · · Score: 2, Funny
      What about the Dhahran province in India? Here's a hint.. basmati is grown there. No?

      No. There is no Dhahran province in India.

      I don't know if that reinforces or rebuts your point. I'm just pointing out a matter of fact. Maybe you meant Dehradun, but that's a city, not a province.

    44. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your country was broken into 50 geographic regions, would you know anything about the least populated of them? People in the US are more likely to have been to Canada or Europe than to Montana or North Dakota.

    45. Re:Specific Ocean? by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 0

      Only two? Are you sure? Last time I checked, there were three.

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    46. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Americans think that? Or maybe you just hang out with stupid people so your perception is a bit skewed.

    47. Re:Specific Ocean? by woyouwenti · · Score: 1

      Old joke in the localization/internationalization industry:
      * What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
      - A trilingual
      * What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
      - A bilingual
      * What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language?
      - An American

    48. Re:Specific Ocean? by strAtEdgE · · Score: 1

      I think expecting people from countries on totally different continents to know the geography of your provinces/states, particularly the lesser known ones, is a little excessive.

      Of course you know the Canadian provinces, it's right next door. I'm pretty sure the average Canadian can identify ~35/50 american states (there are just too many that are too insignificant to remember them all).

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    49. Re:Specific Ocean? by fader · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not even going to contemplate where they think Alaska is located.

      Duh... it's a few hundred miles southwest of California, right next to Hawaii. (There's a thick black protective barrier of some kind around them, I think after Pearl Harbor was bombed in the 1700s.) Don't you look at maps?

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      - fader
    50. Re:Specific Ocean? by caluml · · Score: 1

      Sounds a bit like this.

      It reminded me of a time when I saw CNN. It was talking about something in Europe, and it had "England" written all over the British Isles, and Ireland. The only European countries with names shown were France, Germany, and Spain. I had to laugh.

    51. Re:Specific Ocean? by kgarcia · · Score: 0

      Artic Ocean, not alaskan ocean, and yes, it does exist.

    52. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 1

      Surely you're joking. I have a friend who lives in Surrey. And I do know how to pronounce the -shire names. What difference does that make though? I don't expect any non-American to know where Columbus OH is even though it's the capital of the state.

    53. Re:Specific Ocean? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but even we don't care much about the fly over states. I don't think I've ever met anyone from North Dakota. For all I know it may just be a place on a map and little else.

    54. Re:Specific Ocean? by fader · · Score: 1

      Of course you [the average American] know the Canadian provinces, it's right next door.

      Hmmm... probably not...

      (there are just too many that are too insignificant to remember them all).

      I was going to explain why, but you seem to have done that for me.

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      - fader
    55. Re:Specific Ocean? by GoRK · · Score: 1

      If there's one thing that's kind of nice about living in Texas and travelling all over the place, it's that people in the world tend to know the location of Texas.

      Still, people in the United States can't seem to get a grip on the size of the state. I have heard "Can you drive to Houston to meet me for a meeting tomorrow?" a suprisingly large number of times. Companies put their "Regional" sales office in Dallas or San Antonio and give me the third degree when I ask if it's OK to go meet with their Oklahoma City office people instead (it's 1/2 the distance)

      I blame commonly used map projections!

    56. Re:Specific Ocean? by jagapen · · Score: 1

      Cripes, I live in a state that's geographically larger than Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Denmark, Greece, Ireland, Netherlands, Portugal, Slovenia, Switzerland, et cetera, to say nothing of the pipsqueaks like Andorra, Cyprus, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Vatican City, et cetera. And it's only the 23rd largest of the 50 United States!

      Heck, why fight it? I fervently hope that one day all of the European states join the EU under a federal system. Then I will be able to point at a map and say, "European Union," and not have to bother remembering all those pesky internal divisions of that specific country.

    57. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they just assumed you were Canadian because people from Minnesota talk kinda funny. :-)

    58. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You surely know all French Département by heart? Or at least where exactly in Switzerland the canton of Uri is located? No?

    59. Re:Specific Ocean? by TilJ · · Score: 1

      I've had that exact same conversation.

      I mean, /exactly/. You must live within a few miles of me :-)

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    60. Re:Specific Ocean? by BJH · · Score: 1

      Well, it's actually the Arctic Ocean, but close enough for government work I guess.

    61. Re:Specific Ocean? by Placido · · Score: 1

      I'm just pointing out that you are comparing Europeans not knowing where a state/county is against an American knowing where a country/capital is. That doesn't seem very fair or valid.

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    62. Re:Specific Ocean? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      He claimed diplomatic immunity?

    63. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can thank our government schools for the fact that we churn out large numbers of kids who don't know anything. The curriculum has been brought down to a lowest common denominator so the slower kids don't feel bad. There are schools were there are no wrong answers to questions, so the kids don't feel bad. Few schools play dodgeball anymore because it makes some kids feel bad. Do you notice a trend. We are churning out a bunch of complete morons from our schools, but at least they feel good about it.

    64. Re:Specific Ocean? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You don't expect us to believe that a Trooper in any state, even in the southern states people love to make fun of, doesn't know that Wisconsin is a state in the union?

      Cue the story of the Hon. Rep. from New Mexico trying to buy tickets for the 2000 Olympics and being told that she needed to go through her own country's contact.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    65. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, when I tell people that I'm from Maine, alot of them think it's in Canada, If they have any idea where it is at all.

    66. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I told you I live in Surrey but before that I lived in Sheffield, Yorkshire you wouldn't have a hope in hell of knowing where that was.

      Without looking at a UK map, I would know that both Surrey and Sheffield, Yorkshire are in England. I would also know that Surrey is where the Martians landed in the 19th century and Yorkshire is where small brown terriers come from.;)

    67. Re:Specific Ocean? by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but even we don't care much about the fly over states. I don't think I've ever met anyone from North Dakota. For all I know it may just be a place on a map and little else.

      Well, North Dakota only has three residents, and with two senators and a congressmen, well, we don't get back often. Stop in some time during a recess.

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    68. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You live in the Pacific ocean?

    69. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and that Worchestershire is the soy sauce capital of England.

    70. Re:Specific Ocean? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      While I was at the U of Wisconsin (in Madison), I had a friend who spent a couple of years in New York. She thought it was funny that a lot of the people there remembered that she was from Iowa or Kansas.

      Iowa is at least next to Wisconsin. Kansas is a rather long drive from the southwest corner of Wisconsin.

      Of course, now that I'm living near Boston, I find it funny that a lot of people think I'm from some place in California. I usually tell people that I grew up near Seattle. I suppose it's good that they know that that's on the West Coast somewhere. I've found that it's hopeless to tell people that I'm from the state of Washington. That just gets a puzzled look, because they know that's a city, not a state.

      Around computer geeks, it's easier. I just tell them that I'm glad I got out before Bill Gates came to power in my homeland.

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    71. Re:Specific Ocean? by Patik · · Score: 1
      (Whereas I can diagram on a map the Canadian provinces, many Canadian cities, European countries and cities, and various countries around the world. I'm special like that I guess.)
      I know how you feel. I remember back in my 11th grade Honors social studies class when we were given a blank map of the U.S. and asked to label each state. I finished in the time it took me to write out the names (i.e., I didn't have to think). The teacher had to stop us after 15 minutes, and no one else was able to do it. This was a pretty well-off suburb in New York state, and most kids couldn't get all of the New England states correct. It was both pitiful and depressing.
    72. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does it matter at all!

      With planes and trained pilots, I'm not sure why I should care exactly where such places are.

      I know the parts of geography that are important to me: If I have a noon meeting in Vancouver or Los Angeles, I can leave the same day. If I have a noon meeting in Chicago I can't.

      The as-the-arrow-flies distance is totally unimportant; and the direction even less so. The as-United-Airlines-schedules planes distance is far more important to real-live; but very few people know if SanJose->Vancouver or SanJose-(car)->SF->Vancouver is closer. That's the geography that matters in real life.

      Iraq? That's part of Texas, isn't it.

    73. Re:Specific Ocean? by haystor · · Score: 1

      Having lived in El Paso, Texas every now and then we'd hear about someone that decided to drive El Paso to Dallas or Houston. They all thought it woiuld be a couple hours and not 10-12. Typically it's someone European or from the East coast who doesn't have the same sense of scale about driving as we do.

      Oh, and for you Germans that visit in the summer, it's hot and you'll get sunburned very badly. Seriously, it's not just a little holiday sun. I don't know what it is but every German seems to get absolutely fried their first day if they visit in the summer. You guys do have sunlight over there don't you?

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    74. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had the same experience with a foreign exchange student. Came to Ottawa Canada, he was from Denmark. He looked at a map and saw that Toronto was pretty close by, and asked if we could go there for a drink (it was about midnight). We suggested that it might be a little far to go for a beer. He looked puzzled, until we showed him the atlas. Then he realized the distance was the equivalent of driving across denmark. He just assumed that a couple of inches on his map at home would be about the same as in Canada, and would only be about 20 minutes away, Toronto is more like 5 hours away. I think he eventually did get to travel around and see the country, although I doubt he realized that it would take the better part of a week to drive it one way

    75. Re:Specific Ocean? by David_W · · Score: 1
      I mean obviously if someone says they live 80 miles north of something, it means you measure from the northern most tip.

      Um, looked at a map lately? :) The border between Montana/North Dakota and Canada is a straight line...

    76. Re:Specific Ocean? by k98sven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most Euro countries aren't 3000 x 1500 miles in size, made up of 48 separate states. Can you point out something other than London on a map of England? It's only the size of VA.

      Even taking size into account, most americans have very poor skills. Russia is huge. Most Americans still can't point out where Moscow is, much less Saint Petersburg.
      (And I'd be very impressed if they could find Volgograd, Novosibirsk or Vladivostok)

      Size isn't a good metric. Montana is big, but only has around what, a million people?

      Being an American with good geography skills, living in Europe, I can tell you that IMHO, more Europeans can find Ohio (or at least give its general area) than Americans can find, say, Yorkshire or Bavaria. (and they both have far greater populations than Montana)

    77. Re:Specific Ocean? by RWerp · · Score: 0

      The problem is, that European countries are too damn small for Americans to tell between them. I remember that in 1997 a US rocket aimed at Serbian troops fell somewhere in Bulgaria (another country). Or the fact that it turns out that it was actually Iran, not Iraq, that was under suspiction of the CIA... How can you tell if it's just one letter?

      Some time ago I read that in the past, American elites (diplomats, politicians) had a deep sentiment for Europe, they knew Europe from their youth or from the II World War. It is no longer so, which makes me think that the division between America and Europe may continue to develop.

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    78. Re:Specific Ocean? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Actually having WMD is not a prerequisite for U.S. invasion

      How right you are. Note that Dubya's excuse for invading Iraq was that they could develop WMDs sometime in the future.

      I do wonder if there are any people who would fail this test?

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    79. Re:Specific Ocean? by niew · · Score: 1
      ...but they have no idea the distances involved.

      An interesting observation I've heard along theses lines (Don't remember where I heard it...)

      "People from North America think 100 years is 'old', people from Europe think 100 miles is 'far'..."
    80. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Th 49th parallel is pretty straight...by definition! And North of it doesn't make him American, eh.

    81. Re:Specific Ocean? by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      Old saying I'm rather fond of:

      "Brits think a hundred miles is a long way. Americans think a hundred years is a long time."

    82. Re:Specific Ocean? by JivanMukti · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised. When my wife and I lived in Hawai'i, we were asked many times by people from the 'mainland', "When are you coming back to the states?"

    83. Re:Specific Ocean? by eric76 · · Score: 1

      From my home here in Texas, it would have been closer to go to the University of Wyoming than to Texas A&M University.

    84. Re:Specific Ocean? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      I have seen Americans address things along the lines of

      1 High Street
      Kilmarnock
      Ayrshire
      Scotland
      KA1 1AA
      England

      Scottish people get a bit upset if you suggest they are part of England.

    85. Re:Specific Ocean? by Qamelian · · Score: 1

      You might be surprised. In junior high school geography here in Canada, we studied all 50 US states and state capitals as well as the 13 continental European countries and their capitals as well as the UK and South Amearican nations. It wasn't an option; we were required to learn something about other countries.

    86. Re:Specific Ocean? by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      I live in Alaska, the 49th state of the USA. Every year hordes of ticks^H^H^H^H^H, er, tourists invade my city looking for some pre-packaged adventure. Every year I get comments from some of my fellow Americans after they've disembarked from their cruise ships like thus: (and I kid you not)
      • You all take American money?
      • You speak really good English!
      • At what alititude do deer turn into moose?
      • How high are we above sea-level (usually asked withing walking distance from the dock)?
      • etc... (I try to forget, they get painful.)
      The simple sad fact is that most Americans are utter and complete morons. That said, I think any company that sells products into so many markets is going to piss off someone, no matter how much they try to take into account cultural differences. Remember that Japanese tire with the tread that happened to look a lot like a word in another language that offended said group? (I bareley remember anything about this.)
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    87. Re:Specific Ocean? by switcha · · Score: 4, Funny
      Where we would mark a point in the air for california and new york and then have them point to where kansas should be. You wouldnt believe where some girls pointed.

      So you've got your hands held up in front of you to illustrate geographical locations. Maybe they were trying to poke you in the eye for being such a weirdo.

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    88. Re:Specific Ocean? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Gloucestershire, Worcestershire

      Many people from Gloucester Massachusetts or Worcester Massachusetts may be able to... Not to mention anyone from the 'Berkshires' in western Mass. Remember, y'all settled here in New England.

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      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    89. Re:Specific Ocean? by Scarblac · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most people in France for instance, probably have no idea their country is only slightly larger than Texas, or that Alaska alone is larger than most of Western Europe.

      Also I don't think Americans realize that while Europe is quite a bit smaller than the US, there are actually a lot more people there. And both Americans and Europeans probably think Australia is a relatively small island. And nobody in the Western world realizes how friggin huge Africa is, or even just a single African country like the Sudan.

      And of course, despite all of these things, there are more than a billion people in both India and China who couldn't care less...

      No, humans just don't understand the physical scale of the world very well.

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    90. Re:Specific Ocean? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      In a study done about ten years ago, only 1 in 5 American teenagers could identify the United States on a globe.I doubt if they could find Russia, let alone Moscow.

    91. Re:Specific Ocean? by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

      I work in Seattle and have had to sit down and explain to more than one co-worker (mostly recent transplants from the east coast) that Oregon is south of Washington, and Idaho (where I grew up) is due east of both Washington and Oregon.

      Admittedly, with 50 states down here and as I have only visited 9 of them, I wouldn't be able to draw a good map of the east coast, but I do know where everything west of the Missisippi is. :)

      I still can't understand why someone would move to the west coast and not bother to brush up on their geography. I even had a co-worker ask once if Seattle was near the ocean.

    92. Re:Specific Ocean? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Well, saying I'm 80 miles north is a lot better than saying Regina, Saskatchewan.

      No, it isn't. If you know the name of the place, you can always google for it. If you only know that it's 80 miles North of some area it's going to be a considerably harder search.

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    93. Re:Specific Ocean? by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      There is a story about the second world war, during the Blitz in London, some kids from England were sent to live with their relatives in Canada. The brits sent a telegram "Muffy and Nigel arriving in Halifax tomorrow at 10. Please pick them up."

      The canucks, (who lived in Vancouver) telegraphed back "You pick them up. You're closer!"

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    94. Re:Specific Ocean? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      If I told you I live in Surrey but before that I lived in Sheffield, Yorkshire you wouldn't have a hope in hell of knowing where that was.

      Don't know about Surrey, but IIRC Yorkshire is up in the northwest (go further north and you're in Scotland).

      You wouldn't even be able to pronounce some of the couties. Berkshire

      First syllable is pronounced "bark," not "burk," and the second syllable is pronounced "sure."

      Bukinghamshire

      Lived just outside this one for a couple of years. Head out of Brackley to the west or south and you're in Oxfordshire. Head out to the east and you're in Buckinghamsire. Head out to the north and you remain in Northamptonshire.

      As for pronunciation, the third syllable sounds more like "hum" than "ham."

      Gloucestershire

      First syllable is pronounced "gloss." (Someone who's lived in Virginia should know this.)

      Worcestershire

      I'd guess the first two syllables would be "wuss-ter," but that's projecting a bit from a Massachusetts pronunciation (except they'd probably say "wuss-tah").

      Anyway, point is... mod parent down.

      People who tell moderators to "mod parent down" should themselves be modded down. :-) If you disagree with something, don't mod down...reply.

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    95. Re:Specific Ocean? by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      Beyond that, what incentive would someone in Germany have to know where Ohio is?

      About as much as the incentive for a Ohioan (or Buckeye) to know where Schwabia is. Like the US, the Germans have a federal form of gov't, but with smaller states and proportional representation in the Reichstag, it is not as noticable.

      Can any US people name even one of the Swiss canons?

    96. Re:Specific Ocean? by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      Shoot, man, where are you from? Hawaii isn't a state, its my vacation spot.

      I'm joking of course.

    97. Re:Specific Ocean? by edbarbar · · Score: 1



      I could imagine that many years ago, before transportation brought the world so much closer, you might need to know geographical specifics in order to make a business work well, and so there was value in educated people learning geography.

      But today? I just don't see how rote knowledge of geography helps the day to day lives of most Americans, other than to know where some Canadian lives. I mean, who cares? It's just a physical location: so what.

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    98. Re:Specific Ocean? by caluml · · Score: 1

      England == UK to a lot of the world - it's sort of funny - being an Englishman. I'm sure the territories of Wales, Scotland and NI are used to it. :)

    99. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 1

      But you talk to a Texan and they act like El Paso to Dallas is right next door... short lil drive right there. And Dallas to Houston? "Sure, that's not that far!" ("only" 4 hours). Ask me if I want to drive to Washington DC (which is somewhere between 9-12 hours, I don't remember) and I'd say "hell no, I'm flying. That's too damn far".

    100. Re:Specific Ocean? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Most people in France for instance, probably have no idea their country is only slightly larger than Texas

      Not even close. At 547,030 square kilometers, France is less than 80% as large as Texas (at 696,241 square kilometers). In the words of the CIA World Factbook, it's "slightly less than twice the size of Colorado".

      or that Alaska alone is larger than most of Western Europe.

      I'll give you that one. All of Europe covers 3,837,081 square kilometers, while Alaska is roughly half as big at 1,717,854 square kilometers.

      Distances here in the US tend to be... large. It's an 1100 mile (~1850km) drive each direction to my in-laws' house. We just got back from a quick weekend trip to a friend's house in an adjacent state which was 450 miles (~750km) each way (but we got to see Mt. Rushmore, The Badlands, The Black Hills, and Wall Drug).

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    101. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beyond that, what incentive would someone in Germany have to know where Ohio is? Being from Ohio, I can state with some authority that there is little, if any.

      In my country, we don't have a problem explaining where we are from. Just ask anyone "Where's Texas?" and they usually know.

    102. Re:Specific Ocean? by bigman2003 · · Score: 3, Funny

      This kind of 'study' and the statistic about the Pacific Ocean are just bullshit.

      There is no way possible that only 20% of the teenage population in America could identify the United States on a standard globe.

      Now, possibly if this globe only had latitude/longitude lines, and no geo/political markings (such as continents, countries, oceans) etc. I could believe it.

      We have all stared at maps. We all watch TV where the outline of the country is shown on the news. We know what the outline of the country looks like. Florida is that little thingy on the bottom, and Maine is the one way up on top.

      We know what the North/South American landmass looks like...okay, yes, South America and Africa could be mistaken for each other - but North America doesn't look much like Eurasia.

      I could possibly, somehow, believe that 20% of the teenagers could NOT find the United States. And I would assume that retards would make up about 1/2 of that number.

      Take me to a highschool in the most backwoods, or crack infested neighborhood. At least 50% of those kids have some sort of brain and kind and could find the United States. Then go to a fairly decent high school, and you are talking about at least 95% (the other 5% being the aforementioned retards).

      Yes, there are morons like Jessica Simpson (god I'd like to bone her) running around who don't know fish from poultry. But that is not 80% of the population.

      Shit...if nothing else, about 20% of the teenagers are immigrants...and therefore by world standards, they must be educated enough to pick out our country on a globe.

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    103. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Can any US people name even one of the Swiss canons?

      Umm, the Swiss have canons? I thought they had halberds, like those that the Vatican guard uses!

      Laugh, it's a joke :)

      (And yes, I know the difference between canon and cannon, thanks)

    104. Re:Specific Ocean? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Having grown up in several countries among an international community, I've always been disgusted with the geographic ignorance of most people in the US. Whenever I tell someone that I grew up in Suriname, I immediately tell them that it's just north of Brazil, between Guyana and French Guyana. Of course, that doesn't always help.

      I'm pleasantly surprised if the person has heard of Suriname; in that case it's almost always someone who also grew up outside the US.

      The ignorance does go both ways. Sometimes Surinamers would ask my parents if they knew a friend who had moved to the US. It would turn out that the person lived in New York, while my family was from the midwest. Since Suriname is so tiny in area and population, people there often have little concept of how huge the US is.

      It seems completely inexcusable to me that people living in the US don't know US geography. I have to admit that I haven't always been sure of exactly where a state borders another, but at least I know the vicinity. I wish I knew African and Asian geography better, but at least I know the part of the world where I've been.

    105. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from North Dakota origonally, and probably half the U.S. population thinks it's a part of Canada. Seriously, a signifcan't portion of the United States population don't even comprehend half of the States being within the U.S. It's a pathetic display of how poor our education has become. It's 10 times worse when you talk about any place outside the US - including Canada which is pretty sad in itself. I'm not saying you need to be able to name each province, but to not know where canada is? ... yikes.

      As a side note, I once saw something on TV about some popstar who was singing in her "hometown of Ontario". That's a damn big home town!

    106. Re:Specific Ocean? by /Wegge · · Score: 1


      Beyond that ... I'm also from Ohio. I wouldn't expect anyone outside the US to know where it is :)


      Where is Ohio exactly. I'm not going to cheat and look at a map before i make my guess, but somewhere in the headwaters of the Missisippi? North of Tennesee to hazard a more specific guess.

      Anyone?

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    107. Re:Specific Ocean? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I'm from Washington State. Our family was visiting London and we met another family at the hotel from Auckland, New Zealand. (I've been there, beautiful city.) Anyway, we chatted for a few minutes and then the dad asked my dad where we were from. For simplicity, he said, "Seattle, in the US." (We're nowhere near Seattle, but as the parent says nobody knows Washington State exists.) Instantly, the New Zealander replied, "oh, I have relatives in the states... do you know the Hilly family in Texas?" Even after explaining how far Texas is from Washington, and how large Texas is *on its own*, I don't think he ever fully understood.

    108. Re:Specific Ocean? by positroniumman · · Score: 1
      I used to work for an englishman, and the only way he could explain the distances that are normal to us in north america to his contrymen was with the following
      "Flying from Toronto to Calgary for a meeting and then back is like flying from london to ciaro for the day."*

      *For the geographically challanged Toronto is near the middle of canada, and calgary is in the west, but neither are near our coasts ;)

    109. Re:Specific Ocean? by Patrick · · Score: 1
      I don't know what it is but every German seems to get absolutely fried their first day if they visit in the summer. You guys do have sunlight over there don't you?

      Germany is around 50N latitude, north of anything in the continental US. El Paso is close to 30N latitude, more than 1000 miles further south. That makes a huge difference in the intensity of sunlight. El Paso also gets a whole lot fewer clouds, at least during the summer.

      Europeans (and folks from the east coast of the US, even) have nothing that quite compares to west Texas.

      --Patrick... been to El Paso, but not Germany

    110. Re:Specific Ocean? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      The sad truth of the matter is that 80% of the children slept through geography class...

      Canada is the country on the Northern land border of the Continental United States.

      Mexico is the country on the Southern land border of the Continental U.S.

      The Pacific Ocean is the large body of water on the Western edge of the Continental U.S.

      The Atlantic Ocean is the large body of water on the Eastern edge of the Continental U.S.

      And finally, the Gulf of Mexico is the large round lake-like body of water on the Southeastern edge of the Continental U.S.

      How hard can it be people!!!! It's not like it takes a great amount of mental skill to know where countries are located. (If anyone can tell me off the top of your head - without Googling/Wikipedia/etc - where the country of 'Mali' is located - I'll eat my hat).

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    111. Re:Specific Ocean? by jimmyCarter · · Score: 1

      Worse yet.. you conducted this survey in Topeka, right?

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    112. Re:Specific Ocean? by fasura · · Score: 2, Insightful

      who really gives a fuck where kansas is? Unless of course you live there.

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    113. Re:Specific Ocean? by donutello · · Score: 1

      My story works the other way. Sometimes (not often) I run into strangers who when they learn I'm from India ask me if I know so-and-so who's also from India. I usually respond with "No, but do you know Mike? He's American also."

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    114. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, Alabama doesn't count!

    115. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could they know where you are? When I lived in North Dakota, I found some people didn't know it is part of the US.

    116. Re:Specific Ocean? by Brandybuck · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why do people keep bringing up this misleading survey? Actually the survey isn't misleading, Just NetGeo's doom and gloom donation-seeking summary. Let me do a tiny bit to set the record straight.

      Yes, American school kids are largely ignorant of geography. But the survey also points out the gross ignorance of students in other nations. Reporters and pundits tend to forget this in their zeal to portray the US as a bunch of nincompoops. It is a good thing that this geographical ignorance in the US is highlighted, because it means that we can now move to correct the problem. But it does not imply that other nations are let off the hook!

      This was a survey done by a US organization for a US audience. Then the US media reported about are dumb kids. Then the non-US media came along and quoted the US media, and suddenly the whole world is awed at the stupidity of US schoolchildren.

      But if you look at the actual results, or merely read a bit further down in the summary, you'll find a slightly different story. That's what's not being reported: the US is not alone in its geographical ignorance!

      Some choice quotes: "Others outside the U.S., most notably young adults in Mexico, also struggled with basic geography facts. Young people in Canada and Great Britain fared almost as poorly as those in the U.S.".

      Or how about, "Young adults worldwide are not markedly more literate about geography than the Americans. On average, fewer than 25% of young people worldwide could locate Israel on the map. Only about 20% could identify hotspots like Afghanistan, Iran, and Iraq", and "In France, 24% did not know that that their own country was a nuclear nation."

      It doesn't bother me that the world is picking the US for getting a "D" in geography. What bothers me is that the world thinks getting a "C-" in the same class is a resounding success!

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    117. Re:Specific Ocean? by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

      Why should they know where Canada is? All tucked away down there like that....

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    118. Re:Specific Ocean? by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were testing you to see how interested you were. To see if you really cared if they were smart or not.

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    119. Re:Specific Ocean? by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      "Note that Dubya's excuse for invading Iraq was that they could develop WMDs sometime in the future."

      You forgot "most recent" ahead of "excuse".

    120. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Beyond that, what incentive would someone in Germany have to know where Ohio is?"

      Yes, but if the need arises, anyone should know how to "look it up"! There are maps of the USA that contain Ohio, you know. There are maps of the world that show the USA.

      "What, you mean I can go to the library and look it up? You're kidding right? Who would have thought of that?"

      */Sarcasm off*/

    121. Re:Specific Ocean? by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Err which Columbus and which Toronto are you using n your secodn example? I know of at least 6 cities all named Columbus... & 3 named Toronto...

      I'm assuming because of your first example you mean ones in and/or around France (which narrowed which Lyon and which Paris)...

      Is it just me or do we have to come up with some international naming conventions?

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    122. Re:Specific Ocean? by rmarll · · Score: 1

      The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean

      23 of 56 young americans between the ages of 6 months and 1 year?

      Don't trust a statistic you didn't rig yourself.

    123. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As another Canadian, I've noticed an interesting in the way national weather forcasts are usually shown on TV in both countries. While canadian TV will usually display a map that includes at least the outline of the USA south of the border, US TV weather maps usually shows nothing north and south of their borders, as if they were a continent all by themselves.

    124. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean obviously if someone says they live 80 miles north of something, it means you measure from the northern most tip.

      Um, looked at a map lately? :) The border between Montana/North Dakota and Canada is a straight line...

      Duh it's a straight line, hence his point about measuring from the northern most tip. Are you really that stupid that you don't get it?

    125. Re:Specific Ocean? by tenton · · Score: 1

      ummm...re-read the post.

      3 oceans; this would be the Pacific, Atlantic and Arctic; now, what state touches the Arctic? Maybe Alaska? It's assumed you could figure out the other two oceans and he was telling you what state hits the third ocean and what ocean that was.

    126. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Beyond that, what incentive would someone in Germany have to know where Ohio is? Being from Ohio, I can state with some authority that there is little, if any.

      And what incentive does the average american have to know where Bonn or Stutgart are located?

    127. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure they did, if you pick the dumbest mo'fo's who dropped out of school.

    128. Re:Specific Ocean? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I didn't know any of the Swiss cantons, but now I do: http://www.admin.ch/ch/e/schweiz/kantone/index.htm l

    129. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've certainly got the crappiest most liberal hell holes covered with those three. If that makes you happy good for you.

    130. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Swiss speak Cantonese?

    131. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Abilene. I've never met anyone who thinks it's a short drive to El Paso, but I know plenty of people who'll drive to Dallas and back on the same day to shop. That's roughly two and a half hours each way. When things are so spread out, your threshold of what you consider "too far" goes up as a matter of course. Obviously, it's not something most people do very often.

      I work with a guy (a native Texan) who used to work as a camp councilor on the east coast. Things are so tightly packed there compared to here that he was able to see a lot on his time off simply because he was willing to drive long distances. I don't remember where he was, but I seem to recall him mentioning that it was three to three and a half hours to Philadelphia.

    132. Re:Specific Ocean? by Merk · · Score: 1

      Surianame: population 436,935, area 163,270 sq km., per capita GDP: $1,274.00

      Guyana: population 705,803, area 214,970 sq km., per capita GDP: $1,063.00

      French Guiana: population 191,309, area 91,000 sq. km....

      Given that there are fewer than 200 countries in the world, it's not unreasonable to expect someone to have heard of all of them, and to know roughly where they are. On the other hand, those seem to be 3 pretty unremarkable entries on that list.

      They're small, but not tiny, poor, but not starving, relatively peaceful, and don't have oil. I don't think it's too ridiculous that someone would not know about them.

      On the other hand, I grew up in the capital of Canada. With a population of just over 1,000,000, it is the 4th biggest city in Canada. Canada is the biggest trading partner of the US, with almost double the trade of the next closest competitor. Canada is also in about a 3-way heat with Mexico and Saudi Arabia for the most oil exports to the US. Yet now that I live a 4 hour drive south of the border (7 hours from my hometown) and tell people I'm from "Ottawa", they look at me with a blank stare.

    133. Re:Specific Ocean? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Yet now that I live a 4 hour drive south of the border (7 hours from my hometown) and tell people I'm from "Ottawa", they look at me with a blank stare.

      OTOH, as a Seattleite now living near Boston, one funny thing that I constantly run across is that people remember that I'm Canadian.

      The reason seems to be my accent. Historically, Seattle and Vancouver have had closer relations to each other than to the rest of their own countries, and some linguistics profs have told me that the natives of both have very similar speech. My wife also says that I talk like other people from the Northwest that she knows. To me it just sounds "normal", of course, but it's apparently a hybrid Canadian/American dialect. And sometimes people ask me if I'm Scottish, but that's rare.

      For that matter, one of the curious things about moving "out east" is the lack of Asian news. Where I grew up, half the news was about Asia, because that's where the majority of Seattle's and Vancouver's trade was (and still is). I still tend to think of Tokyo, Taipei and Shanghai as "close" while London, Paris and Madrid are "far away". And it's probably why I find maps of Asia full of as many familiar names as maps of Europe. Of course, the spelling of a lot of place names has changed since I was a kid.

      I wonder if the Microsoft maps have "Peking" or "Beijing"? That alone would put a lot of Chinese in an offended state.

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    134. Re:Specific Ocean? by ces · · Score: 1

      Where is Ohio exactly. I'm not going to cheat and look at a map before i make my guess, but somewhere in the headwaters of the Missisippi? North of Tennesee to hazard a more specific guess.

      Not too bad. Minnesota is where the headwaters of the Missisippi are located, but the Ohio river is a tributary of the Missisippi and forms the southern border of the state of Ohio. Lake Erie forms most of the northern border of Ohio. Ohio is north of Tennesee, but Kentucky is between the two.

      States bordering Ohio: Pennsylvania to the East, West Virginia to the South East, Kentucky to the South West, Indiana to the West, and Michigan on the North West (the part of the Northern border that isn't Lake Erie)

      Major cities: Cleveland is in the North East part of the state on Lake Erie. Cincinnati is in the South West on the Ohio River and Kentucky border. Columbus (the state capitol) is more or less in the center of the state. Dayton (home of the Wright brothers) is North of Cincinnati and West of Columbus. Toledo is in the North West of the state at the intersection of the Ohio/Michigan border and the shore of Lake Erie. Akron (home of Goodyear aka "rubbertown USA") is just south of Cleveland.

      (for the record I live in Seattle, WA and have never been to Ohio, I'm just a bit of a geography nut)

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    135. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French Guiana should be known, at least by /. reader, since there (in Kourou) is the place where ESA launches its Arianes.

      It isn't an independent country (as Suriname or Guyana), it is overseas departement of France and therefore part of the EU.

    136. Re:Specific Ocean? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Well, considering I'm a member of rospa, I'd say there's a pretty good chance we're on some of the local mailing lists :) LOSUR!

    137. Re:Specific Ocean? by mr_walrus · · Score: 1

      >That alone would put a lot of Chinese in an offended state.

      Idaho?

    138. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! Just because sarin shells with Iraqi markings on them have been used against troops in Iraq is no reason to believe Iraq had sarin!

      Note that binary sarin shells are a type of weapon Iraq never used in war, so this wasn't a dud shell found in somewhere in the sand. This was a stockpiled WMD. The only question is where it was stockpiled.

    139. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      start eating buddy!!! start eating!!!!

    140. Re:Specific Ocean? by HermanZA · · Score: 1

      You forgot about Alaska, you insensitive clod...

    141. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i dont know where kansas is either except in the wizard of oz. i bet its in arKansas tho hehe that would make sense but i dont think it actually is :(

    142. Re:Specific Ocean? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      I'm from Ohio, and when I've gone traveling to Europe, I've had to say "yeah, that's right... near Chicago

      As an Ohioan who just spent two months in New York, I am just floored and appalled by the very bad geographical skills of the people of New York. (The famous New Yorker cover in which the rest of the United States is vaguely drawn, but 9th and 10th avenue are very specifically drawn holds true.)

      Most of Ohio is about an 8 drive from New York, is entirely in the same time zone as New York and yet New Yorkers act as if the state were significantly farther west of New York than it really is. (The term "midwest" is a very unspecific term that New Yorkers seem to apply to everything west of Pennsylvania and east of Colorado...as an Ohioan, I push midwest to west of Chicago, according to the general stereotypes that people have of the "midwest." People from California though seem to push Ohio into "east" which I feel much more comfortable with (I've heard the term "near-east" which I also think is pretty good.)

      So bad geography applies to Americans as well.

    143. Re:Specific Ocean? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Idaho?

      You realize, of course, that Idaho doesn't exist.

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    144. Re:Specific Ocean? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Leningrad is easier than Moscow. I'm not sure that St. Petersberg (burg?) is as easy. It probably depends on how old the map is.

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    145. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only 23 out of 56 young Americans

      Hey 50% not bad!

    146. Re:Specific Ocean? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      I had a harder test - the map was TOTALLY blank - meaning it didn't even have any borders drawn on it - just a white sheet (okay, it did have the major geographical features, which helped a lot - it was easier to draw a state in the right places if you had the major river borders to use to anchor one edge of the state.) The object was to draw in and label all the states. (But you didn't have to put Alaska and Hawaii in the right place, you could just mention them off to the side - probably because you can't include them without using a scale that's too far zoomed-out to work with.)

      We did have more than 15 minutes, though - but I think that was in recognition that it takes a while to draw all the borders and they will need to be re-erased again and again. Plus, we were only graded on getting things in the right place, not on getting them the right shape, if all the states were amorphous blobs without the right borders, or they ended up bordering the wrong states because of badly drawn borders, you could still get it right if they were in the right position relative to each other. This was because it would be unfair to grade on getting the shape right because that makes it into an art skills test instad of a geography test. Someone could have a good mental picture of what the shape should be but just be really bad at drawing.

      When I did that test, in 10th grade, I got everything right except I transposed Vermont and New Hampshire. I knew they were the vertical stripe states west of Maine, but I couldn't remember which was which.

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    147. Re:Specific Ocean? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      You wouldn't even be able to pronounce some of the couties. Berkshire, Bukinghamshire, Gloucestershire, Worcestershire.

      No fair not accounting for accent, though. I'm from Wisconsin, and most Americans can't pronounce that right either, but that's due to accent differences, not ignorance. To most Americans, "New Orleans" is two words. To hear the locals pronounc it, it's one run-toghther word, something like "Nawlins".

      For, example, if an American pronounces the "shire" in Worcestershire like the hobbits' "shire" instead of the "right" pronounciation of "shure", that shouldn't be counted as a mistake.

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    148. Re:Specific Ocean? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      When I lived there, we called the rest of the country "The States", too. Of course, that *was* before statehoed was granted.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    149. Re:Specific Ocean? by weapon · · Score: 0

      In Australia there was a program on at the end of last year (www.cnnnn.com) and they went around the US asking where various countries where, and on some maps had renamed countries (ie. on one australia was labeled iraq, annother australia was labeld north korea andnew zealand was south korea i think) and the Americans did't notices the changes, it was quite funny!

    150. Re:Specific Ocean? by SEE · · Score: 1

      West Africa, south of Algeria and east of Mauritania.

      Can I have a hard one now?

    151. Re:Specific Ocean? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "As a Canadian, I've talked to many folks from the states over the Internet and trying to describe to them where I live is sometimes very difficult."

      On the other hand, I, as an American, recall impressing a Canadian by being able to tell her what provice she lived in simply by knowing her time zone. YMMV.

      What I love, though, is getting mail from, say, a European, and seeing what they do to the address. I sold something on eBay to somebody in the UK and had him mail me his payment. I was living in Louisiana at the time, I gave him my address, a week or so later his cheque shows up, and it turns out he took it upon himself to spell out "Los Angeles" instad of leaving it as "LA." Thank God for ZIP codes! And then he went and abbreviated "USA" as well, so he just couldn't win for losing.

      (Me, I was an anal-retentive bastard who comfirmed his postcode with the Royal Mail's website before shipping his package to the "UNITED KINGDOM.")

      Nowadays I simply include a note to international customers asking them not to spell out "Drive" or "Louisiana" and if possible to try to spell out "United States of America" on the envelope when I give them my address.

    152. Re:Specific Ocean? by jamarsa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But, given that the average US citizen is wealthier than average citizens on whatever other countries, you should expect better education too, shouldn't you?

    153. Re:Specific Ocean? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I went to the UK and we drove from london to wales for a week, and most of the londonites looked at us funny. I'm from Australia and I'd travel further than that to go camping.
      Reminds me of this list.

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    154. Re:Specific Ocean? by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

      Just say it's the place where that Godawful beer comes from....they'll know the place you're referring to!

    155. Re:Specific Ocean? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The simple sad fact is that most Americans are utter and complete morons.

      Which makes Americans no different from the citizens of any other country anywhere in the world. It just happens to be 'cool' in certain circles to point to Americans when, in fact, you could tell stories of idiocy about any people, anywhere, at any time in history.

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    156. Re:Specific Ocean? by mati · · Score: 1
      The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean
      This is just incorrectly reported, and none of the comments so far bothered to validate it. The truth is that young americans got 23 out of 56 questions right, on average. 71% could locate the Pacific. Nothing to be proud of, but I wonder how the Guardian made such a boneheaded mistake.
    157. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then the US media reported about are dumb kids.

      Dude.. I think you mean "our" dumb kids.

    158. Re:Specific Ocean? by Fwoggus · · Score: 1

      Wellll being from Ohio, you should know that the majority of the original settlers of Ohio were German Americans and that German was a required language in Ohio public schools till right up before the begining of WW1. So the incentive for a German could be relatives that emigrated to the US...

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    159. Re:Specific Ocean? by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      My god... That was 'flamebait'? I was trying to be funny... Obviously I failed... I still dont' see what makes it flamebait though...

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    160. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if the map is newer than 1992, you're going to have trouble finding Leningrad, that's when they renamed it Sankt-Petersburg.

      (it's burg, it's a cyrillic 'y' which is pronounced 'u')

    161. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dearest Roach,

      I'm one of these foreigners that you talk about, and I know where Ohio, and all the other states are located. In addition to this, I know 95% of all the countries around the world. And oops... I know at least 20 cities in Great Britain.

      Did you know where Iraq or Afghanistan were located before it was decided to liberate them? Did you know that civilization was first developed in what's now Iraq?

      Next time you want to show your ignorance... read a book or two on geography and history.

      Cheers,
      Arn

    162. Re:Specific Ocean? by DGregory · · Score: 1

      I agree, I've heard that Ohio's "midwest" and I've heard people say Colorado's "midwest" and Ohio's in the east. I have no idea. NYC might be 9 hrs from Ohio but Buffalo is only 2 hrs from the NE corner of Ohio so it's not like they're that far apart, really.

      My best success in getting people to understand where I'm from without saying that I live right by NYC, is to ask if they know where the southernmost point of Canada is, and we're right across the lake. People seem to at least know the shape of the US/Canada border. (abroad that is).

      My main original point was that you hear constantly that Americans have terrible geography skills, and that foreigners (non-Americans) have great geography skills. I think there's Americans with decent geography skills and foreigners with decent geography skills, but likewise there's plenty of both with terrible geography skills! They act like foreigners know all 50 states and capitals while Americans don't know the Pacific Ocean, but more often the foreigners know the big touristy places (not even Washington DC all that often!) and I think it's myth that Americans are all terrible at geography, because I don't know ANYONE who doesn't know where the Pacific Ocean is.

    163. Re:Specific Ocean? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I agree that it would be unreasonable to expect the average person in the US to know the location of the three guyanas (Suriname was also called Dutch Guyana when it was a colony). Just today, I was talking to a guy who did know where Guyana is and I was impressed.

      Suriname does have an interesting history. At one time, Manhattan was a Dutch colony and was called Nieuw Amsterdam. As the result of a treaty, they traded it for Suriname, which had been a British colony. Now, Nieuw Amsterdam is a small town in Suriname. Surinamers still drive on the left side of the road as an artifact of being a British colony.

      I do expect people to know roughly where Brazil is. It certainly is sad that people in the US don't know the capital of Canada. I would assume that most Canadians know the capital of the US.

    164. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're telling me that if you look at that map, you can't tell where's 80 miles north of the Montana/ND border? Are you being retarded on purpose, or were you born that way?

    165. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Rome.

      I live in Springfield.

      I live in Washington.

      I live in Vancouver.

      Google THAT, bitch.

      Plus, saying something is some distance from some other point has a purpose; the reference point was chosen by the speaker in hopes that the receipient would be familiar with it, and so would be able to construct a general picture. The expectation was that a US citizen would know where Montana and North Dakota are; Regina would most likely be quite useless to them, especially since they're asking where it is.

    166. Re:Specific Ocean? by pod · · Score: 1

      Well, I bet most of the European cities you can point out are fairly major. You can probably nail Berlin on the wall, do you know where Munich is? Dresden? Venice? Manchester? I'm sure most Europeans can correctly place New York, LA, Florida, maybe Washingotn (it's the capital after all). There you go, save for SF and maybe Seattle, that covers your major US locations that any European can be expected to locate on a map.

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    167. Re:Specific Ocean? by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they were really trying to point where Kansas was with their middle finger...

    168. Re:Specific Ocean? by Kpau · · Score: 1

      Its a matter of perspective. In my opinion the world is a *very* *small* place and its good idea to have a fair clue of the world, its cultures, and how they interact. That's SUPPOSED to be why they teach geography in school but that is apparently bogofied and the reinforcement is nil. Look at the pictures of the solar system from our farthest exploration satellite that show Earth as a small dot. Our leaders and the freaking planet need this kind of perspective.

    169. Re:Specific Ocean? by realkiwi · · Score: 1

      The real question is - would we want to know where Ohio is? What fun things happen in Ohio? Clark Kent doesn't come from there, he is from Kansas.

      We know about Florida because that is where you cheat when you want to be president.

      We know about NYC because that is where King Kong lives.

      We know about California because that is where all the porn is made.

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    170. Re:Specific Ocean? by dago · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We all watch TV where the outline of the country is shown on the news."

      Maybe the TV is the problem.

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    171. Re:Specific Ocean? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      The map that the Iraqi information minister had behind him didn't have Tasmania on it. People are stupid. If an entire government can't pick something like that up, what do you think the chances are that J. Random Teenager will be able to find a place?

    172. Re:Specific Ocean? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      And what incentive does the average american have to know where Bonn or Stutgart are located?

      If you happen to live in Detroit, maybe it's nice to know where your job is.

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    173. Re:Specific Ocean? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      (*sounds of hat being eaten*)

      Mmmm-mmmm good!

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    174. Re:Specific Ocean? by microwave_EE · · Score: 1

      I'm from Montana...
      And DUH!! Moscow is in Idaho!
      So much for your "good geography skills".

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    175. Re:Specific Ocean? by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1

      I live in MS and get tired of the south bashing myself. And the story was in no way meant to suggest all Alabama troopers are stupid, just that this particular one was geographically challenged. I'm sure he would have been laughed at by the other Alabama officials had the story got back to the station, which is probably why he didn't issue a ticket when he realized his mistake.

      I wasn't there, but I believe my friend.

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    176. Re:Specific Ocean? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana.

      You should have tried relating it to somewhere people actually live, or might visit. I mean, everybody knows where New York and California are, everything in between is simply refered to as Fly-Over Country, because nobody goes there, they just fly over it on the way to somewhere interesting.

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    177. Re:Specific Ocean? by tricorn · · Score: 1

      At least you don't live in New Mexico ("I'm sorry, we can't ship outside the United States")...

    178. Re:Specific Ocean? by tricorn · · Score: 1

      That's OK, you wouldn't be able to properly pronounce many of the cities in Illinois. For example, Cairo - is pronounced KAY-row. And I wouldn't expect you to know where it is, either.

    179. Re:Specific Ocean? by mandos · · Score: 1

      Ummm, wouldn't they have gotten it right then?

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    180. Re:Specific Ocean? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Works both ways. Many Americans are shocked to discover that driving from one end of Norway to the other is a trip similarily long as driving from one end of the USA to the other.

    181. Re:Specific Ocean? by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Is that due to distance, or the inferior quality of roads in the north?

      A quick look at my handy Microsoft Map Point says the entire costline of Norway is ~1500 miles, and the distance from Oslo to anywhere in Finnmark is about 750 miles on a direct route.

      The distance from New York to San Francisco is 2500 miles.

      Anyway, good luck getting back Edvard Munch's painting.

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    182. Re:Specific Ocean? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Both. The distance is pretty large, and you will probably add something like 25% due to the roads.

      The *quality* ain't the problem with the roads, the problem is that there's fjords which the road will either have to go around, or include a ferry, and mountains with similar problems.

      I assume in principle bridges *could* be built for a few more fjords than there already is, but for some it's hard to see it. How *do* you reasonably build a bridge over a 3km wide fjord where the water is 200 meters deep ? (even if you could, is it reasonable to do so if the average traffic crossing is 300 autos/day ?)

      I think that even including this, driving between the two most extreme points of the US is longer. It's just that it's similar, in the sense that 2000 and 2500 are similar. In *hours* Nordkapp-Lindesnes is probably longer, given that no part of the road is more than 60mph allowed and the typical speed-limit is 50mph. We get the people who doesn't understand distance in Europe, it's just that not *all* of Europe has that problem.

      I had a penfriend from Belgium, from there you can reasonably *bike* to anywhere in the country in a day. She had ideas like, let's visit Norway, then one day we can look at Oslo, the day after Bergen, and the following Nordkapp.

      It was sorta hard to get across that going to Nordkapp with a car typically involves driving for like a week -- each way. (okay, so it's doable in less, but then you don't get to actually *see* much.)

    183. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Beyond that ... I'm also from Ohio. I wouldn't expect anyone outside the US to know where it is.

      I was recently in England (London actually) and about one in three people didn't know what Texas was or where it is. That surprised me, but like you, I know my home state Wisconsin would be even more unknown.

    184. Re:Specific Ocean? by Random832 · · Score: 1

      I still dont' see what makes it flamebait though...

      Well, when a moderator picks something from a list and presses a button, that can have the effect of making something flamebait.

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    185. Re:Specific Ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats what you get for living in Amarillo, TX.

      Talk about BFE! ... .... ..... ......

  3. Insular US by Threni · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been to the States and seen some of the news and current affairs programs and seriously, it's like they're aimed at 12 year olds or something. This story doesn't suprise me at all!

    1. Re:Insular US by glenrm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You poor bastard, here you are in the US and you spend your time watching new and current affairs programming, get thee to a LAN party!

      If your going to be indoors spend your time playing Circle of Heros with less lag or pick up a US copy of DOOM 3.

    2. Re:Insular US by Celt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      American news still reminds me of Starship Troopers, "Would you like to know more?"

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    3. Re:Insular US by Scoria · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States. 29,302,757 represents 10% of our population, rendering that a staggering figure.

      And because it has been widely speculated that they are more responsive to advertising than any other demographic, the networks are probably catering to them.

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    4. Re:Insular US by N3Z · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many news sources are targeted at an 8'th grade reading/comprehension level, so 14 year olds would be more accurate.

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    5. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States. 29,302,757 represents 10% of our population, rendering that a staggering figure.

      Yes and one of them is your President!

    6. Re:Insular US by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes and one of them is your President!

      "To the C students, I say, 'You too can be president of the United States.'" - George W. Bush, 2001

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    7. Re:Insular US by LynchMan · · Score: 1

      Many news sources are targeted at an 8'th grade reading/comprehension level, so 14 year olds would be more accurate.

      The better written news brodcasts/papers/etc are written at an 8th grade reading level. The more popular news sources (NY Daily News, Philly Daily News, any FOX News) are at a 3rd - 4th grade reading/comprehension level.

    8. Re:Insular US by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Thats more due to the medium rather than the general population of United States.

      The New York Times and Wall Street Journal are two good examples of good journalism in America.

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    9. Re:Insular US by chary · · Score: 1

      "Zeus Almighty, get me a shotgun" - Plato

    10. Re:Insular US by Bluesman · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't think the problem in the U.S. is because of a feeling of superiority or nationalism.

      If you look at the National Geographic Survey, most Americans can't even locate 10 U.S. states on a map.

      Rather, our education system has been overtaken by a prgressive movement that abhors any and all rote learning. God forbid that kids have to learn where countries are, that might stifle their creativity.

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    11. Re:Insular US by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Advertising to the Lowest Common Denominator(tm)?

    12. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the Spanish.

    13. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of my friends commented on Americans who have lived many years in Europe:"Have you noticed how they have changed? When you hear them talking to other Americans who haven't lived here, and then to us, it's like they are switching back and forth. Like talking to children and then again talking to other adults. It's strange."

    14. Re:Insular US by outsideobserver · · Score: 1

      Yes, 10% illiteracy, but you should fear themany more who might as well be! Half the web seems to talk in this manner: "omg hi2u! a/s/l! i tihnk bush is best presdent becus he dosnt worry about talking good"

    15. Re:Insular US by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      The New York Times. .. good examples of good journalsim in American.

      Not according to Bill O'Reilly it isn't. To Bill the NYT is the worst piece of liberal trash out there.

      Then again, this coming from a man who used to host a tabloid tv show.

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    16. Re:Insular US by TheDredd · · Score: 1

      Yes America wasn't in front when God divided foreign relation afairs :)

    17. Re:Insular US by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Do you have a source for that? I find that a little hard to believe.

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    18. Re:Insular US by mwood · · Score: 1

      "The better written news brodcasts/papers/etc are written at an 8th grade reading level. The more popular news sources (NY Daily News, Philly Daily News, any FOX News) are at a 3rd - 4th grade reading/comprehension level."

      This probably explains why I take a quick glance at the front page of the local newspaper, read the comics page, then go read the BBC site for actual news.

    19. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, I'd bet that if he'd written it, it would've been "You to..." or "You two..."

      I hate it when people don't know to/too/two.

    20. Re:Insular US by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...provided your father is a former leader of the "free world" and you come from a long line of highly privileged wealthy white males...

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    21. Re:Insular US by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

      Point of Order Here: An analysis of U.S. news papers would show that the reading level is aimed at 11 year olds.

      What I found to be ironic was the following:
      "...His investigations showed the Japanese, who had developed the game for ..."
      Says alot about loyalty to Out Sourcers' to me. As a victum of Out Sourcing, I have no pity for this corporation, or its menions.

    22. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yes and one of them is your President!
      "To the C students, I say, 'You too can be president of the United States.'" - George W. Bush, 2001

      Functional illiterates can get C, wow that is low standards!



    23. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to Europe and they could learn a few things from us. Maybe they should start by aiming their shower instructions at 12 year old because the current ones seem to be well over the head of the vast majority of Europeans.

      I was at a club one night and walked up to a girl, she said 'You're American' before I had said anything. I asked her how she knew and she sniffed the air and said I didn't smell bad.

    24. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post suggests you haven't been to Europe, otherwise you wouldn't make such ridiculous statements. If your comment wasn't entirely fiction then it's possible that she simply noticed that you'd had difficulty fitting your morbidly obese frame through the door.

      Europeans walk.
      Americans waddle.

    25. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs to tell all of those MBAs to learn to read!

    26. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there are so many of us morbidly obese people in the Army. You know of the US Army don't you, that foreign power that owns lots of land in Germany and pretty much does what they want because you lost WW1, got all pissy , and then lost WW2 even worse.

    27. Re:Insular US by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States.

      Last night, on The News Hour on PBS, they had two women discussing charter schools vs. public schools in the US. Students at both types of schools scored less than 30% of students being competent at math and reading, so I really couldn't figure out the purpose of their debate at all (i.e., schools basically suck, please please let them stop buying craploads of computers and stadiums and start making "teacher" a real profession, again).

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    28. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's actually not too bad. The US has a large immigrant population for whom English is their second language, as well as large areas where nobody speaks English.

      Here in New Zealand, the functional illiteracy rate is approaching 50% of the adult population. Effectively, there are more illiterate people than literate.

      America's problem isn't a lack of literacy in the sense of reading and writing, but a morbid lack of curiousity in the population. Americans simply don't value learning and understanding the world around them.

    29. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to the States and seen some of the news and current affairs programs and seriously, it's like they're aimed at 12 year olds or something.

      Intellectually, that's exactly correct. Think about 12 year olds for a moment. They are rigid in their beliefs, closed minded to those who are different and they spend more time on the field arguing about the rules than actually playing the game.

      90% of Americans never get past this level of existence and, consequently, you have American politics that divides everything into this or that but nothing in between, judgemental and jump-to-conclusions news reporting and advertising that caters to cliques and those who want to be popular instead of upstanding and respectable.

    30. Re:Insular US by BJH · · Score: 1

      Where did you get that statistic from? Certainly, back in the '70s New Zealand was quoted as being a country with one of the highest literacy rates in the world - 98%+ as I recall.

    31. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I checked the CIA World factbook, which states:
      definition: age 15 and over can read and write
      total population: 97%
      male: 97%
      female: 97% (1979 est.)
      3 % isn't too far off from 10 %. Maybe the gov't is using *1979* figures on their *online* version of the factbook because more recent figures are too embarrassing to mention. If you're interested in the state of education in the US, I'd also recommend the book Savage Inequalities by Jonathan Kozol to see the sorry state that this country's poor are in when it comes to education. Not to quote the "Blaise Bailey Finnegan III" track from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor album or anything, but a large portion of the US is truly third world - thanks to neglectful leadership. Some neighborhoods don't even have electricity or running water. Ten percent illiteracy doesn't surprise me too much.
    32. Re:Insular US by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      That's not true. The networks cater to IDIOTS. Often the same thing, but not always.

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    33. Re:Insular US by forrestt · · Score: 1

      If your father is head of the CIA, you can get any grades you want.

    34. Re:Insular US by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1
      • I've been to the States and seen some of the news and current affairs programs and seriously, it's like they're aimed at 12 year olds or something. This story doesn't suprise me at all!

      An amazing number of average Americans ask me questions questions like, 'Do you have cell phones in Scotland?' 'If you're a Scot, why aren't you wearing plaid?'

      These are an ignorant people

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    35. Re:Insular US by russeljns · · Score: 1
      This is pathetic. The literacy rate in Cuba is 97% (source: http://www.allyoucanread.com/literacy.asp?id=43). The fact that so many Americans don't even know where the Pacific Ocean is is depressing.

      I would have to add that advertising probably doesn't cater to this demographic quite as much, as I would expect there is a strong correlation between poverty and illiteracy. And if you're that poor, how can you afford to buy all those products? The affluent seem plenty responsive to advertising, and they have the purchasing power to make it worth the ad firm's effort. Though this is just a thought, I don't have any supporting evidence.

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    36. Re:Insular US by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      If you need to have instructions printed in showers to tell you how to use them then you really do have problems.

    37. Re:Insular US by zenyu · · Score: 1

      The New York Times and Wall Street Journal are two good examples of good journalism in America.

      I don't think that's really true. They may be the best written papers, but the NYT hardly has any world news, and the Journal's world news is highly biased. They are both hyper-conservative in their coverage, smaller papers like the Washington Post and the Post break most stories. They only cover things that they have to because everyone else is. When they do they tend to have more inches of coverage, but even then it's all from an upper-middle class point of view, which always misses the point when covering money or politics.

      I still read the Journal, but I try to read it for headlines to google. The NYT is only useful in letting me know what the average uninformed American now has heard something about.

    38. Re:Insular US by BJH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3 % isn't too far off from 10 %.

      Yeah, it's not too far off from 10% if you ignore the fact that 10% is actually more than three times larger than 3%. That has to be one of the stupidest comments I have ever seen here.

    39. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, he wanted the C's?

    40. Re:Insular US by tiger99 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but not democratically elected by a majority. Hopefully the idiot will not be president for much longer.

    41. Re:Insular US by Oligonicella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm, those figures would include infants, small children, and the functionally blind (some) as well. A bit of straw inside that scarecrow.

      According to Newsweek (4/16/01) the UN pegs the figure at 97% for the U.S. population over 15 years of age.

      Bad (~7.5M), but not nearly as bad as your example. And, it still includes some that aren't so by education.

    42. Re:Insular US by tornado2258 · · Score: 1

      So now wouldn't be a good time to bring up the complaints in this country about the "dumming (should that have a b in it?) down" of the BBC?

    43. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +3, Insightful?

      -1, Useless

    44. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An amazing number of average Americans ask me questions questions like, 'Do you have cell phones in Scotland?' 'If you're a Scot, why aren't you wearing plaid?'

      As an American, I would have to agree the first question is ingnorant, but the second sounds more like deliberate sarcasim.

    45. Re:Insular US by eyeball · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States. 29,302,757 represents 10% of our population, rendering that a staggering figure.

      What's staggering is that based on UN research, the figure is actually much lower than 10% in the US, between 1 and 5% depending on which study you look at. That's below the world average of 16%, which might be brought down by other regions like the mid-east, where men are around 25% illiterate, and women 50%. It's also worth noting that the world-wide illiteracy rate of 16% is dropping dramatically from 44% when the UN first began collecting the data in 1950.

      Of course I'd prefer looking at quality over quantity, but I doubt there are statistics for that.

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    46. Re:Insular US by Minwee · · Score: 1

      That's odd. I don't recall that phrase being used anywhere in that book.

    47. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard 'World News' on NPR? 40% is about foreign involvement of US, 50% US news and 10% is rest ...

    48. Re:Insular US by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Would you rather than young people and the under educated remain in the dark about current events?

      There's not really any utility in confusing people with big words and complex sentences when the whole goal of your job is to inform. I'm glad the mainstream American media doesn't feel the need to act superior in their reporting...especially after reading some of the pretentious critics on both sides of the political spectrum who act as though using the word "spurious" gives them the mandate of heaven. Reading an Anne Coulter essay is something like reading a "build your SAT vocabulary" paper written by a kid who didn't know what the words meant yet.

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    49. Re:Insular US by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      What may be happening is that you are being probed to gauge the extent of exaggeration in the travel brochures. Most Americans are savvy enough to know that the brochures are exaggerated, but it is hard to know how much. And of course many Scots (through tourism promotion) are complicit in the distortion; those $5000 travel packages are a tough sell if Scotland seems just like the local neighborhood. Better to go to Italy, where everyone wears designer clothing all the time, or Ireland, where all the houses have thatched rooves.

      Combine that with American-style ethnic identity, where intermarriage allows one to choose ethnicity from a whole menu of ancestry, and wearing plaid makes you Scottish. (And changing your name from the German Kohn to the Irish Kerry makes you....more electable, apparently.)

    50. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States. 29,302,757 represents 10% of our population, rendering that a staggering figure.


      13.4% of the population is Hispanic according to the census of 2000, and it is well known that a large number of them come from Mexico. They may well be literate in Spanish, but not in English. In addition, the Mexico-US border is long and unprotected in many areas, and frankly, there are a lot of illegal immigrants here (I'm not sure if the census number includes an estimate or not).

      This is not to cast a stereotypically bad image of Mexicans, as they have had to endure the corrupt politics of the governing PRI party for 70 years, only to be changed with Vincente Fox over the past couple of years. But local police and political corruption is still rampant, which inhibits economic growth and encourages people to take the risk to escape to the United States. You also have to take the bad with the good, so a number of criminals from Mexico also make it over the border (and Mexico is only too happy to let them escape). What can you expect -- the border is unprotected going in. (Ironically, if you try to cross the border illegally from the United States to Mexico, you will be handcuffed by Mexican officials. They protect their border!)

      Regarding the original article, it only shows that the rest of the world is not as "laid-back" as America in certain respects and that the many people in Kashmir and India and elsewhere take themselves WAYYY too seriously, rather than focusing on improving their economics. In other words, they are looking for an excuse to fight and have a chip on both shoulders, and so they see the slightest mistakes as "offenses."

      In America, we slap our knees and laugh whenever we see mistakes in translated manuals and signs, whether it is Japanese to English (www.engrish.com), or Chinese to English, or whatever. It is not laughing AT the other people's ignorance so much as the oddity of the translation. If we found a map with a mistake, we would chuckle, rather than launch into a temper trantrum of invectives. Or if it was an important error, we would merely inform the company of the mistake via a letter or email, rather than jump into theatrical hysterics.

      "Cultural inensitivity"? Some people have "cultural over-sensitivity". They need to find more interesting things to focus their attention on, such as mapping the human genome, or mapping the structure of the atom, or mapping the surface of Mars, or mapping the surface of the moon, or mapping the geography of the universe, or mapping the digits of pi.

      You don't have to be rich to do it. Ramanujan explored infinity using nothing more than a pencil and a pad of paper.

    51. Re:Insular US by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but not democratically elected by a majority.

      Sure he was. He won the only vote that counted, 5-4.

      (You didn't say which majority voted for or against him. ;-)

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    52. Re:Insular US by jc42 · · Score: 1

      [B]ased on UN research, the figure is actually much lower than 10% in the US, between 1 and 5% depending on which study you look at.

      There are a lot of definitions of "functional illiteracy", so the variation isn't surprising.

      I saw a good example of this when, as a grad student, I was the techie in charge of a small departmental computer lab. Repeatedly, users would come to me looking for an explanation of how something worked. I'd usually find the documentation (which was fairly complete), ask them if they'd read it, and usually the answer was "Yes, but it didn't make sense".

      After a while, I got suspicious, and what I started to do was to just read the appropriate passage of the documentation to them. Invariably, they would understand it then. And they never realized that I'd merely read the page; they always thought I was explaining it.

      After repeated instances of this, I understood that most of these students were functionally illiterate. They could sound out the words on the page, yes, but they couldn't extract the meaning.

      This was in the CS department at a major university. I'd bet it's similar at most of them. And I'd also bet that most tests wouldn't label these students as functionally illiterate. But, in the most obvious meaning of the phrase, they certainly were.

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    53. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Says alot about loyalty to Out Sourcers' to me.


      Ummm..."alot" is not a word. It should be two words, "a lot".
    54. Re:Insular US by superyooser · · Score: 1
      There are over 30,000,000 functional illiterates here in the United States.

      Does that include illegal immigrants?

    55. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes - it's anti-American so it's a troll, rather than, say, accurate. Because America is the best place in the world right now. Crime free, full of slim, educated people and governed by the best brains on the planet. If only the rest of the world like the US!

    56. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there are so many of us morbidly obese people in the Army. You know of the US Army don't you, that foreign power that owns lots of land in Germany and pretty much does what they want because you lost WW1, got all pissy , and then lost WW2 even worse.

      Ah yes, the US army. Responsible for:

      http://www.iraqbodycount.net/

      "Why are they killing us?", says grunt #19085284. "I don't know", replies grunt #17294823. "I thought they'd give us sweets and cakes! Don't they WANT foreign, Israeli-backing troops shooting up kids and women?"

      Currently getting a good kicking though, eh?

      http://cryptome.org/mil-dead-iqw.htm

      Almost 1,000! Just in time for the US election! Get those beers chilled! Or are your brave boys going to turn tail and run away from the, uh, heavily armed and trained Iraqi resistance, just like they did from the heavily armed and trained Vietcong?

      http://www.pixelhaus.com/hostedsites/owl/Images/ li berty.jpg

    57. Re:Insular US by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Yes, you are technically correct, but we both know what I mean. But in that case he was not elected by a democracy, their legitimate votes did not count, because they were not counted properly. The electorate of nime were not representatibve of the democracy in any tangible way.

      Anyway, for all our sakes, I hope he will be democratically un-elected in November. He is the most stupid world leader I can remember. His father, who on the whole performed reasonably well, managed to conduct a war against Saddam exactly as authorised by the UN. He knew when to stop. His idiot son, imagining that he could do better and finish the job, went to war on the basis of lies and falsehoods, along with his crony Tont B. Liar. All they have achieved is to create more trouble, another mini-Vietnam. If the electorates on both sides of the Atlantic have any sense, they will get rid of lying scumbags like these.

    58. Re:Insular US by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1

      It wasn't sarcasm. People are friendly and curious. I suspect it goes back to their 2nd grade classes when they studied nationalities. Mexicans wore serapes and big hats, Scots wore'plaids', and such.

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    59. Re:Insular US by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1
      • What may be happening is that you are being probed to gauge the extent of exaggeration in the travel brochures. Most Americans are savvy enough to know that the brochures are exaggerated, but it is hard to know how much. And of course many Scots (through tourism promotion are complicit in the distortion; those $5000 travel packages are a tough sell if Scotland seems just like the local neighborhood.

      Gotcha! The 'Heather-on-the-Moor-Factor'. :) But Scotland is like the local... erm... 'neignborhood'. The last time I was in Fraser's in Glasgow, it looked like Macy's. They sold the same stuff. Even the store furnishings looked depressingly the same.

      • Better to go to Italy, where everyone wears designer clothing all the time, or Ireland, where all the houses have thatched rooves.

      Right. Fraser's, and Macy's, but with linguini or soda bread. Oh wait! Both Fraser's and Macy's already have linguini and soda bread. I may as well save myself the trip. I can go to Philadelphia and eat cheesesteak. Philly used to have Wanamakers, but if its still there, that fine store prolly looks like Fraser's.

      You're right about tourism. People think Scotland's all thistle and heather. Someone gave me Scotland Magazine for Christmas, and it certainly isn't the Scotland I know. They have yet to do a wee spread on Maryhill or Castlemilk. :) They made the midges, that scourge of Scotland, seem charming. They even cleaned up Glasgow. Now where's the fun in that?

      • Combine that with American-style ethnic identity, where intermarriage allows one to choose ethnicity from a whole menu of ancestry, and wearing plaid makes you Scottish.

      Real Scots seldom wear tartan. Not the young ones. Men and boys will wear a kilt for a special occasion, but tartan trousers and, plaid socks, such are the mark of an American tourist.

      • (And changing your name from the German Kohn to the Irish Kerry makes you....more electable, apparently.)

      He didn't change his name. His father, or grandfather changed the name. But think of the baggage that carries. He has relatives who were killed in the Holocaust. Imagine living with one identity, and discovering late in life that one is really something else. A person finds that 'Them' has suddenly become 'Us'. That has to feel very strange. Yet, the person is still American. Just not Irish-American. I don't know how strongly Kerry identified with the Irish.

      People who deal with touristy stereotypes will have a problem figuring out what is Scottish. Many parts of Scotland were invaded, and then settled by Scandinavians and Icelanders, as well as the English and the French. Recently we've had immigration by Italians, Jews, Greeks, Asians, Irish, and Blacks. The result is that Glasgow has some great curry restaurants and divine Italian ice cream, though the immigrants have contributed much more than that. Though last time I checked there were no Jewish delis. As far as I'm concerned, they're all Scots.

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    60. Re:Insular US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might depend on how you define "literacy". While many people are capable of reading English, a huge percentage are completely incapable of writing it, mixing up homophones and near-homophones. There is a hair salon near here called "The Sharing Shed", for example.

      Also, this is being made worse every day by marketing pandering to the cellphone text-messaging morons. Ads run every day on TV with abominations of language like "Dis is wot u get wiv Telecom".

    61. Re:Insular US by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1

      If it were up to me, I would mod this post as insightful.

  4. not exclusive by Glog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That problem is not exclusive to Microsoft employees. It's not like MS specifically hires programmers who have no clue where the Pacific Ocean is. I mean, that's a pretty big ocean - it's kind of hard to miss it unless you've never ever in your life looked at a map. But I am digressing - let the Microsoft bashing begin!!

    1. Re:not exclusive by slackerboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not like MS specifically hires programmers who have no clue where the Pacific Ocean is.

      I hope not. Especially since Seattle is essentially on the Pacific Ocean.!

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    2. Re:not exclusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree: let the Microsoft bashing begin! Because only Microsoft is big enough to eliminate Kurdistan or Taiwan from maps used by 95% of desktops, only to avoid offending brutal, totalitarian regimes. It's not their fault, they're just trying to make a buck. They see more bucks coming from perpetrators of genocide than victims of genocide. Duh. It's a no-brainer.

      On the other hand, if you're a Kurd or Taiwanese, just get in the gas chamber and quit complaining!

    3. Re:not exclusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Especially since Seattle is essentially on the Pacific Ocean.!

      And when the big one hits, will be IN the Pacific ;)

    4. Re:not exclusive by LO0G · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Seattle is a 6-8 hour drive from the Pacific Ocean. It's about 150 miles from the coast.

      You must made TFA's point, congratulations :)

    5. Re:not exclusive by gkelman · · Score: 1

      Seattle is a 6-8 hour drive from the Pacific Ocean. It's about 150 miles from the coast.

      30mph the whole way? Calm down, you'll wear out that 5.6 litre V8.

    6. Re:not exclusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seattle is a 6-8 hour drive from the Pacific Ocean. It's about 150 miles from the coast.

      You must made TFA's point, congratulations :)


      Nope. I live near DC. To me, Seattle is essentially on the Pacific Ocean.

    7. Re:not exclusive by syrinx · · Score: 1

      ...and the US is over 3000 miles long. 150 miles away is certainly "essentially on the coast" when we're talking about the whole country.

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    8. Re:not exclusive by LO0G · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually that's about right. That 150 miles is as the crow files, not as the road drives. There's a 45 minute ferry ride plus wait time to factor in, and many of the roads are 30-40 miles per hour. No interstates between Seattle and the coast.

    9. Re:not exclusive by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that's kind of a marginal distance. I mean, you can say Pittsburg is on the east coast if you live in California, even thoguht its really about as far from the ocean. Its a metter of perspective.

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    10. Re:not exclusive by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Pittsburgh is I believe a good deal further from the Atlantic than Seattle is from the Pacific. Of course, Seattle is much closer to a body of water that lets out into the Pacific than Pittsburgh is to a body of water that lets out into the Atlantic (indeed, the rivers of Pittsburgh empty into the Gulf by way of the Ohio and Mississippi, and the Gulf empties into the Atlantic; Chesapeake Bay is a few hours' drive, though).

    11. Re:not exclusive by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone has been bashing MS so far.
      Only merkins :)

    12. Re:not exclusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it's 6 hours only if you go due west. I live downtown Seattle and I can get to the coast in 3 hours if I use the freeways.

      Also, Microsoft is NOT in Seattle. They are in Redmond, which is 30 minutes from here across a lake. It might seem nitpicky to you, but if you had ever been to Redmond, you'd know why we make the distinction.

    13. Re:not exclusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Programmers are not known to go outside of their parents' basement.

    14. Re:not exclusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pittsburgh is about 350 miles from the New Jersey shore, through the Allegheny mountains. Baltimore is about 300 miles away.

      Does that make Pheonix west coast, which is about as far away from Pacific as Pittsburgh? Being from Pittsburgh, I don't consider Pheonix west coast.

    15. Re:not exclusive by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      OK, genius: Have you ever looked at a map of Washington State? You notice that big gap between Seattle and the Olympic Peninsula? That's the Puget Sound, an arm of... the Pacific Ocean!

      I grew up on Puget Sound. I know where Seattle is in relation to the Pacific. Do you?

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    16. Re:not exclusive by LO0G · · Score: 1
      OK, genius: Have you ever looked at a map of Texas? You notice that big gap between Houston and Florida? That's the Gulf of Mexico, an arm of.. the Atlantic Ocean!

      I live in Seattle, I know where Huston is in relation to the Atlantic. Do you? I couldn't resist :)

    17. Re:not exclusive by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      I've lived on the Gulf of Mexico as well, and yes, "A gulf or bay is a part of a lake or ocean that extends so that it is surrounded by land on three sides." So it's perfectly accurate to say that the Gulf of Mexico is part of the Atlantic.

      In fact, while we're on the subject, wikipedia's first statement about Puget Sound is: "Puget Sound is an arm of the Pacific Ocean".

      And Houston, while being very close to Galveston Bay (~20-30 miles), is still not in the same position as Seattle which is actually on the Sound.

      You're statement, as others have pointed out, of Seattle being "6-8 hour drive from the Pacific Ocean", indicates to me that you don't really know your way around Washington. Even if you didn't cross a single bridge or take a ferry, you could probably get to Ocean Shores in under four hours.

      So, deep breaths everybody, and think before posting knee-jerk responses to comments that were meant in good humour anyway. ( I suppose I should include myself in this category, too.)

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  5. ob simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Marge, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there."

    1. Re:ob simpsons by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny

      Another Quote:

      Homer: (Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay) Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

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    2. Re:ob simpsons by aslate · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about a futurama one?

      Leela: "The United States is part of the world"
      Fry: "Man, i have been gone a long time!"

    3. Re:ob simpsons by WyldDot · · Score: 1

      and for those of you without a sense of humour, Matt Groening is from Canada ( creator of Simpsons and Futurama ) ...

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    4. Re:ob simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bart: So down there in, say, Argentina or Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?

      Lisa: Uh-huh. I fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

    5. Re:ob simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, Matt Groening is from Portland, Oregon. His father is from Canada

  6. stupid management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean that stupid management that can't write a product specification has cost micro$oft. And architects that can't anticipate future needs (how hard is it to see that a product could be used in countries other than the USA?)

    If it's not in the spec. it's not the coder's responsibility. This is yet another management problem.

  7. Que? by mccalli · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:
    Perhaps the best known...was a colour-coded world map showing time zones, which showed the disputed Jammu-Kashmir region as not being in India...The mistake led to the whole of the Windows 95 operating system being banned in the country, losing large sales. For its replacement, Microsoft, Office 97, Microsoft removed the colour coding and sold 100,000 copies in India.

    Office 97 replaced Windows 95? Yikes.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:Que? by LEgregius · · Score: 1

      MS has been known to use software to patch the OS, but I'm not sure if that's a mistake or one of those cases.

    2. Re:Que? by korea · · Score: 1

      that confused me at first, but i think it's asserting that 95 was replaced by office 97. word processors must have been very powerful then :o

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    3. Re:Que? by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Office 97 replaced Windows 95? Yikes.

      Need I remind you folks of the days when Office 97 was the fashizzle and people refered to their OS as windows 97 after some super computer geek (the last snotty ass teenager that looked at their computer before you) upgraded them to office 97.

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    4. Re:Que? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is interesting that Paul Brown, environment correspondent, (and his editor) didn't check their computer facts before posting that article... :-)

      Mr. Kettle, meet Mr. Pot

    5. Re:Que? by jav1231 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So would an Iranian version of Windows have the U.S. labelled as "The Great Satan?" This could actually get very funny. They could market regional versions even here in the U.S. Like label California as "The People's Republic of California" and market it to everyone who doesn't live in New York or California. Label Massachusetts as "Where the Kennedy's come from" for public school children. This could actually be fun.

    6. Re:Que? by ClippyHater · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure, make fun that you can't replace Windows 95 with a version of office.

      But you Unix types wouldn't bat an eye if the text read "...replacing Windows 95 with emacs!"

    7. Re:Que? by Otter · · Score: 1
      Office 97 replaced Windows 95? Yikes.

      Fine, it's a little mistake and I wouldn't blow it wildly out of proportion.

      But, by the same token, perhaps the Guardian doesn't need to look at whatever innocent glitches reversed the Korean flag and added a "Queen's Birthday" holiday for Uruguay and turn them into "STUPID COWBOY AMERICANS ARE IGNORANT AND NOW THE WORLD HATES THEM!!!!!!"

      Just saying...

    8. Re:Que? by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

      It kind of makes sense. If a web browser, (Internet Explorer), is the desk top for an OS; couldn't those at the helm also say that Office'97 is the same?

      Never mind, I get it now...

    9. Re:Que? by Marlor · · Score: 1

      But, by the same token, perhaps the Guardian doesn't need to look at whatever innocent glitches reversed the Korean flag and added a "Queen's Birthday" holiday for Uruguay and turn them into "STUPID COWBOY AMERICANS ARE IGNORANT AND NOW THE WORLD HATES THEM!!!!!!"

      It's the Guardian. They are second to none in many regards, and I am glad that they are continuing to provide an independent voice in the media. However, they realise that most of their readership is anti-American, and pander to it by reinforcing these beliefs.

      The Guardian is unusually good on science articles (especially biotech and environmental science). However, they need a good tech editor, because they are always messing up whenever a story involves computers or the internet.

    10. Re:Que? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, by the same token, perhaps the Guardian doesn't need to look at whatever innocent glitches

      Silly rabbit! Expecting the Grauniad to pass up a bash-the-Americans opportunity is like expecting the Mirror to run a 10-part pull-out on the works of Wittgenstein...

    11. Re:Que? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      That's because one is possible, and the other is not. ;-)

    12. Re:Que? by Pedersen · · Score: 1

      But you Unix types wouldn't bat an eye if the text read "...replacing Windows 95 with emacs!"



      Well, that's because emacs is an operating system, as opposed to Office 97, which is just a so-so text editor

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    13. Re:Que? by ptomblin · · Score: 1

      But you Unix types wouldn't bat an eye if the text read "...replacing Windows 95 with emacs!"

      As long as it came with vmlinux.el.

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    14. Re:Que? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Yeah that threw me off too at first. However, couldn't the article actually be saying that Office 97 replaced Windows 95 as a Microsoft product for sale in that "region or district?" Rather than saying that office 97 replaced windows 95 as an OS. Although without an OS for sale in that area, what good is office 97?

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    15. Re:Que? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I've actually heard this, when a colleague of my girlfriend's referred to the copy of "Windows 97" installed on her computer. Of course it was Windows 95 and Office 97, but being a secretary, she spent almost all of her time in Word...

    16. Re:Que? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Taxachusetts

    17. Re:Que? by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Yup. Emacs all the way.

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    18. Re:Que? by ForemastJack · · Score: 1

      But you Unix types wouldn't bat an eye if the text read "...replacing Windows 95 with emacs!"

      Well, yes, because that would actually be possible.

    19. Re:Que? by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      *insert obligatory vi vs. EMACS quote here, with references to Windows vs. UNIX*

      *extrapolate on initial phraseology*

      *add witticism*

      *disclaimer*

    20. Re:Que? by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not... although I would imagine Windows 95 would load a lot faster.

      Seriously, this would probably help along Linux and Free Software in general, as such is being developed my people around the world; those who do the internationalization in the kernel as well as other sections of the system are usually people who are relatively well-familiar with the individual geographical... idiosyncrasies. ...of course, I bet they know where the Pacific Ocean is, as well.

      Sorry about the above, template wasn't working properly. ;)

  8. Plot for a book? by 955301 · · Score: 0

    Or perhaps this could be the concept behind Hackers II?

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    1. Re:Plot for a book? by shufler · · Score: 1

      Too late, Hackers 2 has already been made: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0159784/

    2. Re:Plot for a book? by strictfoo · · Score: 1

      Best banner ad ever appeared on that page.

      Text (from what I remember):

      "Smarter Bombs vs. Smarter Kids - Where do you stand?"

      I stand with the bombs.

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    3. Re:Plot for a book? by bendelo · · Score: 1

      Takedown (2000)

      Also Known As:
      Hackers 2: Takedown (2000) (USA) (bootleg title)
      Takedown: The Pursuit and Capture of Kevin Mitnick
      America's Most Wanted Computer Outlaw (1999) (USA) (working title)

  9. Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...they're failure to keep up with global geopolitical madness.

    1. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by JaffaKREE · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seriously... a colour-coded world map showing time zones, which showed the disputed Jammu-Kashmir region as not being in India - an offence under Indian law.
      This didn't even have anything to do with India, or this region I never heard of. Just time zones... They would need a full time department just to handle issues like this. You want someone coding a map, probably based on pure coordinates to be up to date on daily-changing Asian affairs and disputes ? Give me a break. Maybe tomorrow it will officially be not part of India.

    2. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're right. I'm all for any reasonable and vicious mockery of the failures of the US educational (lack of a) system, but the violations detailed in the (uncharacteristically poorly written) Guardian article are really of a different sort. I mean, my Spanish is fluent, and I had no idea that hembra means bitch in Nicaragua.

      Also, one of the major errors - the inclusion of a chant of verses from the Koran in Kakuto Chojin - was made by Japanese developers.

      The article illustrates the value, more than anything, of hiring consultants for each and every country into which you intend to market a product.

    3. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that it means "woman" in Spain. "Mujer" is the only word for "woman" I was taught.

    4. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by stm2 · · Score: 1

      Hembra is used for animals (is the oposite of Macho, that is used for animals or for "strong, brave, men"

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    5. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Boiled+Frog · · Score: 1

      I believe this is more commonly known just as Kashmir. This territory is part of a well publicized dispute between Pakistan and India.

    6. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by JaffaKREE · · Score: 2

      I don't think most IT folks follow Pakistani-Indian relations closely, unless their jobs are going there.

    7. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by bbhack · · Score: 1

      You're right. I'm all for any reasonable and vicious mockery of the failures of the US educational (lack of a) system, but the violations detailed in the (uncharacteristically poorly written) Guardian article are really of a different sort. I mean, my Spanish is fluent, and I had no idea that hembra means bitch in Nicaragua.
      While we're making fun of US dunces, let's make fun of all the contries that are completely incapable of producing their own operating software. That would be most.

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    8. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Also, one of the major errors - the inclusion of a chant of verses from the Koran in Kakuto Chojin - was made by Japanese developers.

      On the other hand, this instance wasn't one of ignorance entirely. From the article:

      One mistake that caused catastrophic offence was a game called Kakuto Chojin, a hand to hand fighting game. The fighting went on with rhythmic chanting in the background which in reviewing the game Mr Edwards noticed appeared to be Arabic.

      "I checked with an Arabic speaker in the company who was also a Muslim about what the chant meant and it was from the Koran. He went ballistic. It was an incredible insult to Islam." He asked for the game to be withdrawn but it was issued against his advice in the United States in the belief that it would not be noticed.

      Ignorance would be preferable. The "It's okay if we do something really inappropriate because nobody will notice" attitude rather emphasizes the (usually unfair) perception that those loutish Americans don't have any respect for other cultures or religions. The Japanese developers were just sloppy for failing to check out their source material. The Americans were warned that the use of the chants would be highly offensive.
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    9. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Gulik · · Score: 1

      ...they're failure to keep up with global geopolitical madness.

      At my last job, we had up some weather sites based on feeds from Accuweather, including weather for lots of world cities. It almost drove the technical coordinator of the site insane, and he's a very calm kind of guy.

      Y'see, he was getting calls every day, wherein someone would demand to know why City X was being called City X, when it should clearly be called City Y, based on thus-and-so political/religious text and/or the sovereign will of the people. Or why City X was listed as being in Country Z, when it was obviously supposed to be in Country Aleph if not for the running dogs of whatever-ist oppression.

      Drove the poor guy batty.

    10. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by megarich · · Score: 0

      yup, there too many idiosyncricies in each country that its impossible for any one person to know them all. well maybe not impossible but you wont have a job/money for spending all that time trying to learn all the different languages in the world and all those customs...

      me, yea im uncultured and i make no apologies for it either since i dont plan on leaving this country anytime soon if ever. i can go on but my rant is all philosphical from here on out and take many many pages to write so i'll stop...

    11. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by misenplis · · Score: 1

      One needn't "follow Pakistani-Indian relations _closely_" to know that the Kashmir border is disputed very hotly. Indeed, I'd say that anyone who doesn't know that India and Pakistan dispute that border shouldn't be allowed to vote. That particular dispute is the most likely occasion for the next use of nuclear weapons, for one. For another, we'd like to have Pakistan's help fighting terror, but many Pakistanis are likely to be sympathetic to those who supported the Taliban. For a third, some Pakistani scientists and officials have been a suspected source of nuclear weapons know-how for other would-be members of the nuclear club. Just a couple of little "details" that it might help to know when deciding whom to vote for. Of course, the courts have ruled a few times that we couldn't have literacy tests, but times (and courts and more particularly judges) change . . .

    12. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by macrealist · · Score: 1

      The Americans were warned that the use of the chants would be highly offensive.

      The "Arabic speaker in the company who was also a Muslim" talking to his boss.

      (MS boss) "What does this chanting here mean?"
      (employee) "!@#((& *(&#^(*&# ... That is an incredible insult." (going ballistic)
      (MS boss) "Well that's perfect for a fighting game!"


      Also, your use of "The Americans" instead of "MS management" or US citizen is probably offending a lot of Canadians, Mexicans, Brazilians, ... :)

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    13. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Kevster · · Score: 1

      Well, I just spoke to a co-worker who is from Nicaragua, and he said that hembra is NOT an insult. It is often, but not always, used in reference to animals (the female ones), so if used in reference to a dog, it would translate to 'bitch' in the non-insult sense. However, it would also be used to describe the VGA connector on the back of your PC - the plug that goes into it would be 'macho'. Finally, he has also heard it used in a completely innocuous way to describe a female human - a woman - without it being an insult in any way.

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    14. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      As long as we're mocking the US educational system, let's mock the European ones as well.

      What percentage of European primary school graduates can speak the native language of 300 million other people on their continent? What percentage of European secondary school graduates can travel 1000 miles in almost any direction and read the language of the local population?

      Note that the US scores over 99% on both measures. Though I have no hard numbers, I suspect that Europeans scores well under 5% on the first and under 10% on the second (and I'm being generous).

    15. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you'd think Microsoft would have a research department to review these sorts of details.

    16. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The article illustrates the value, more than anything, of hiring consultants for each and every country..."

      The US Military and top Bush neo-con advisers did something like this in Iraq and came up with Ahmed Chalabi!!!

      "Yes, you will find many, many WMD's and they will be oh so easy to find. The only distraction will be all of those Iraqi peasants throwing rose petals at the feet of your troops as they march in on their mission of peace and love!!!"

    17. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whee! Lets celebrate our complete lack of cultural diversity!!! Applebees and Olive Garden all around!

    18. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      You are like the criminal defendent who kills his parents, and then asks the judge for a lenient sentence in consideration of his status as an orphan.

    19. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

      > They would need a full time department just to handle issues like this.

      Given their size and worldwide product reach, you'd think that Microsoft is the one company that would indeed have a full-time department to handle issues like that. And now it appears that they've realised this.

      And yeah, Kashmir is quite a well-known dispute, but that's already been said.

    20. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I like to take a more balanced view of the situation. Growing up with English as my native language gives me a great advantage, which is a good thing. I think if most US citizens knew more about the world, they'd be more humble and would better appreciate the advantages we have, as well as the advantages of different experiences and ways of thinking.

    21. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      How can it POSSIBLY be advantageous to speak the language of the inhabitants of a small island off the coast of Europe? Oh, right! It's because it is ALSO spoken by the inhabitants of the USA!

    22. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

      Quit with the failures of the US educational system already. After all, isn't the president of Columbia University (NYC) a former big-time dope dealer with the Medillin Cartel?????

    23. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Of course speaking English is advantageous because it is the language of the USA. That's exactly what I meant, so there's no need for sarcasm.

    24. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, it should not come as a surprise that it is understood to mean bitch in some countries.

    25. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The question is what's easier. Training some people to be able to develop Windows, or teaching most people in a developed country like the US to know where the Pacific is.

      Linux Torvalds is from Finland. Prof. Tannenbaum is Dutch. There are countless operating systems that were developed all over the world but that you never even heard of because they do not target the consumer market.

    26. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Boiled+Frog · · Score: 1

      Or at all. This is the key dispute between India and Pakistan.

    27. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by mce · · Score: 1

      While you're at it, please also provide the more meaningful data. Such as what percentages of primary and secundary school graduates can read, understand, speak more than one language in Europe and teh US? That's a much more relevant comparison, because it's about what people know and can, as oposed to how many people know just as little or even less as some reference person/idiot.

    28. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      The need for sarcasm is implied by your apparent need to feel humble about living in a country so powerful that merely speaking its language gives you a huge advantage on the world stage.

      False humility is tantamount to lying.

    29. Re:Most of these aren't geographic errors... by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that it is a desirable or just that knowing English gives one an advantage, merely that it is the case. If you dispute that, you are delusional.

      I really have no idea what you're getting at. Are you saying that people in the US shouldn't be humble? Are you saying it would be a bad thing for them to know more about the world? Are you saying we should be ashamed that we know an advantageous language? Unless you can look into my heart and know whether I'm humble or not, you can't call me a liar.

  10. Lame article by jandrese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of the examples listed were problems that cropped up due to political reasons, not due to a lack of geography knowledge. No matter how you draw a map, where you place Kashmir is going to offend someone. The West Bank and the Gaza Strip are going to be contenious no matter where you place them. Microsoft did the only reasonable thing, they drew the maps to the favor of the richer countries (the ones that buy their software). Sorry Pakistan, no disputed territories for you.

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    1. Re:Lame article by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      There was an interesting article in the Mercury News about how the Olympics has a different idea of countries than everywhere else. At the Olympics, Puerto Rico and Taiwan compete seperately.

    2. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kashmir Smashmir..., who cares what Indians have to say, next time I drive past Indianapolis, I'll thumb my nose at them......

    3. Re:Lame article by Jonboy+X · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sorry Pakistan, no disputed territories for you.

      Yeah, who cares about little piss-ant countries like Pakistan. Call me back when they have nukes...

      *RRRINNNGGGG*

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    4. Re:Lame article by kryonD · · Score: 1

      Geographical knowledge is not just limited to knowing where the lines are on the map. Any idiot can look at a map and write Okinawa, Japan. Geography also involves knowing something about what lies inside the lines. Someone who spent any time reading about Okinawa would know never to add the ", Japan" on the end. Yes, it's part of Japan, everyone knows it, but the locals still are miffed about it, so it's more geographically appropriate to just refer to it as Okinawa.

      You don't need to know the whole history of the area, or be deeply involved in its political issues, you just need to know the basic important issues for the area.

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    5. Re:Lame article by dotslasher_sri · · Score: 0

      Call me back when they have nukes..

      Umm they already have nukes..remember when they did nuclear tests right after india?

    6. Re:Lame article by TheDredd · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, Hembra!

    7. Re:Lame article by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      At the Olympics, Puerto Rico and Taiwan compete seperately.
      I didnt know puerto Rico was part of the Republic of Taiwan!!!

      As far as I'm concerned Puerto Rico is a seperate country leaching off of us. We should make them start paing federal income taxes. Then watch how fast they will vote for statehood.

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    8. Re:Lame article by deragon · · Score: 1

      He knows that they have nukes. That is why he finished his message with:

      *RRRINNNGGGG*

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    9. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

      Yeah, who cares about little piss-ant countries like Pakistan. Call me back when they have nukes...

      *RRRINNNGGGG*


      I guess you didn't understand that because you're used to hearing a ringing in your ears?

    10. Re:Lame article by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned Puerto Rico is a seperate country leaching off of us. We should make them start paing federal income taxes. Then watch how fast they will vote for statehood.

      There was a push a few years ago to bring them in as a state. It was congress that blocked it. You see, if that happens they get two senators and a representative and the rest of congress looses a little power. The balance of power between the two major parties is too close for either side to want to risk that.
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    11. Re: Lame article by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > There was an interesting article in the Mercury News about how the Olympics has a different idea of countries than everywhere else. At the Olympics, Puerto Rico and Taiwan compete seperately.

      Of course they compete separately! Did someone think Puerto Rico and Taiwan were the same country?

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    12. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agreed. If the items listed are the only problems that MS has encountered with worldwide distribution, they're doing an excellent job. Governments and people can be offended at the drop of a hat, and often they will get offended by the opposite of what got them upset the previous day.

      And MS seems to be sensitive enough to fix problems as they appear. At best, they need to hire more locals to review the localizations and get those fixed, but stuff will always fall through the cracks.

    13. Re: Lame article by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > No matter how you draw a map, where you place Kashmir is going to offend someone.

      They should research a map projection that makes it disappear cleanly.

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    14. Re:Lame article by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, how much should a person know about every single area of the globe to be considered "knowledgable about geography"? I'm betting there are only a handful of people in the world who can live up to this standard (knowing which area is still pissed about something that happened 100 years ago, etc...). I mean Africa alone is going to be a real mess with all of the disputed lands and warring tribes. I think this is why people make such a big deal about "officially recognising a country", since that means the mapmakers can draw the lines around it without drawing too much heat (unlike Microsoft apparently).

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    15. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA, don't you spend a few days learning about Japanese history in high school when you study Asian history as a whole?

    16. Re:Lame article by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      Yea... Good luck not getting stuck on 465 while you're thumbing said nose.

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    17. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHA ... retard.

    18. Re:Lame article by BJH · · Score: 1

      The "locals" aren't as miffed about being part of Japan as they are about being taken over by the US after WWII, I can tell you that.

      Over one-third of the main island is still in use for US military bases.

    19. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (knowing which area is still pissed about something that happened 100 years ago, etc...)

      Oh that's easy. All of them.

    20. Re:Lame article by SammysIsland · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      we worry about security patches and updates, while they worry about birthday references, map errors, and of course holy sacred bullsh*t

      this is why i think we need to BOMB more people

      i don't think it's the article so much that is lame. it's these stupid people who get offended over stupidest crap!

    21. Re:Lame article by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      There was a push a few years ago to bring them in as a state. It was congress that blocked it.

      Nope. The push was from the PR folks, and they shot it down with a territorial referrendum.

    22. Re:Lame article by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft did the only reasonable thing, they drew the maps to the favor of the richer countries (the ones that buy their software).

      No, the reasonable thing to do would have been to develop different versions of the software for each country where it is sold, so that in Windows India Edition the Kashmir region is displayed as part of India, while in Windows Pakistan Edition the Kashmir region is displayed as part of Pakistan.

      Microsoft appears to be trying to sell Windows as a global product, but there is no globally-accepted geography that can be used in it. Some degree of localization is necessary.

    23. Re:Lame article by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      At the Olympics, there is no Taiwan. It's "Chinese Taipei"; they don't want to offend the Chinese.

    24. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >No matter how you draw a map, where you place Kashmir is going to offend someone. The West Bank and the Gaza Strip are going to be contenious no matter where you place them

      I'd have thought that if you placed them in thier correct positions you'd be fairly safe.

    25. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The balance of power between the two major parties is too close for either side to want to risk that.
      I'd think that Puerto Ricans would vote liberal, and the Democrats would be fine with that..
    26. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      come on dud!!! kurds and turks have been the way they are for many many many many..... years!!!

    27. Re:Lame article by gregjmartin · · Score: 1

      I agree (well, not with the rich country part) - this was a rant in search of a topic. How can you group dialect and language issues, political issues and historic differences and then call the programmers "insensitive" and with "little kowledge of geography" as if they did it with complete disregard. I think the Slashdot headline is a better premise. Its difficult and requires a lot of extra effort. maybe the author shoudl stick with environment articles as he is an environment correspondent. \\Greg (too ignorant for a witty quote) \\Greg

    28. Re:Lame article by David_W · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, the reasonable thing to do would have been to develop different versions of the software for each country where it is sold...
      Microsoft appears to be trying to sell Windows as a global product...

      Actually, I'm glad they are trying to make it a global product. One thing that annoys me about earlier Windows versions (and the programs written for them) is that they are tailored to regional versions. An example: There were (and may still be) Japanese versions of Windows. I speak and read a bit of Japanese, so I occasionaly play around with applications written for the Japanese versions of the OS. The problem of course being that all the text is trashed, since it's expecting the OS to be (most likely) in Shift-JIS. Newer software uses Unicode, so it just works. So I don't think the answer is different versions, just better attempts at proper customization when you choose a region in Control Panel.

    29. Re:Lame article by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      every few years, there is a vote in Puerto Rico, on whether they should sever ties to the US, and be independent, or join the US and become a territory/state. The usual result is "None of the Above/Status Quo"

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    30. Re:Lame article by jandrese · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article you would realize that is not always the case.

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    31. Re:Lame article by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Permit me to respectfully disagree. As you say, you don't need to know the whole history of the area, but the "basic important issues" for the area are determined by the area's history. What you are saying is tha you do need to know some history of the area. If you know the history of the region, you certainly know more than if you know the physical and political geography.

      Yes, this is quibbling over words and definitions, but you started it.

    32. Re:Lame article by InsaneGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you are also saying then that Suse, Redhat, Mandrake, etc also should be held to that stiff standard? So in your world would there also be a KKK version that says "South" and "Damn Yankee's"? I guess it also really needs to be done at a town level, since there are innumerable individuals towns that have border disputes. Even that is tricky, I guess that we need to make a different version for every single person in the world since in the same town there's going to be disputes between people. Boy I'd hate to be the package maintainer for the 6 million people of the world, constantly polling all of them and updating all the packages nightly.

    33. Re:Lame article by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      The programmers aren't disrespectful, but Microsoft is. Microsoft, the corporation, owns Encarta and can be considered to have all knowledge contained therein. Microsoft, the corporation, ignored the information it had and offended people.

    34. Re:Lame article by edsterino · · Score: 1

      The quote in the article about the "hard commercial decision" was about Kurdistan. If there ever is a Kurdistan, then they can make a Kurdistan edition.

      Imagine the trouble the employees would be in if they tried to sell a Kurdistan version in Turkey (or Syria or Iran - *maybe* it would fly in Iraq now).

    35. Re: Lame article by gidds · · Score: 1
      No matter how you draw a map, where you place Kashmir is going to offend someone.

      "What's wrong with wherever it is now?" (to quote Jim Hacker).

      Okay, so how you colour it might cause problems, as might how you draw the various borders, but surely no-one's going to complain about its physical location... Not unless the average US software developer's knowledge of geography is even worse than I feared!

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    36. Re:Lame article by anynameleft · · Score: 1

      "No, the reasonable thing to do would have been to develop different versions of the software for each country where it is sold, so that in Windows India Edition the Kashmir region is displayed as part of India, while in Windows Pakistan Edition the Kashmir region is displayed as part of Pakistan." Then which one should they sell in Kashmir?

    37. Re:Lame article by SEE · · Score: 1

      If and when a majority of Puerto Ricans want for statehood, then and only then should Congress take any action to make them a state.

      Now, it's true that the statehood activists like to claim the last such referrendum produced such a majority, but that's a distortion of the results. In protest over how the ballot described commonwealth status, the pro-commonwealth advocates encouraged people to vote "None of the Above". "None of the Above" won the plurality, and the choices of "None of the Above", "Commonwealth", and "Independence" combined were a huge majority over statehood.

      The majority of Puerto Ricans do not want to be a state. Congress shouldn't make them one against their will.

    38. Re:Lame article by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      Longitude and latitude. Screw usability.

    39. Re:Lame article by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      There's a Republic of Taiwan?

    40. Re:Lame article by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      I disagree with your notion of "reasonable" because it's tied to money.

      Hey, I just heard Saruman has a new opening for henchman, maybe you should apply.

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    41. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with this is that India would still be upset if Pakistan's position on Kashmir was honored by Microsoft and would boycott Windows.

    42. Re:Lame article by kryonD · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are incorrect. I was on the island less than a week and was informed that calling a local "Japanese" was a social faux pas. The curious bastard in me spent a great deal of my next three years there studying the history and culture of the people. So, while I could give you a fairly good dissertation on WHY it pisses them off, you don't NEED to know. All you NEED to know if you are going to travel or do business there, is don't do it. You are now aware of an important issue in that region, and I haven't given you one ounce of clue as to the historical and political events that led to it being an issue.

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    43. Re:Lame article by kryonD · · Score: 1

      Common misconception. I lived there for 3 years, speak Japanese, and regularly return to see my Okinawan and Japanese friends there.

      Most of the media bashing and organized protests are driven by a handful of large companies and political groups who are vying for power. The bases actually only occupy less than 20% of the land with nearly half of that being the Jungle Warfare Training Center, which is in a completely unoccupied portion of the island. The corporate concern lies in Kinser and Futenma. Kinser sits on prime development land for tourism interests which is badly needed for the islands economy since the city planners F'ed up the transportation grid. Futenma sits in a high dollar(Yen) residential area that could see enormous profits from home building as well as extending some of the business district off of 330.

      The protests are mostly staffed from member companies of the large corporates. I'll never forget the day a girl I was dating called me and said she had to cancel dinner because she had to go protest the Americans. At first I thought she was going nuts, but she later explained that her office had been chosen and everyone had to go or they would be frowned upon. Most of the people standing outside the bases are only there because of social obligation, not from any real angst towards the US. (This of course changes when our service members decide to rape 12 yr old girls).

      There is probably about 10% of the population who actually harbors resentment to the US. I would peg about 99% of that falls into: Old folks who are pissed that their agrarian lifestyle has disappeared (Okinawa has been world renowned for being friendly and open, so it's not the typical Gaijin syndrome of mainland Japan), girls and their friends and family who were jilted by some yound american playboy and left preganant as a single mother (bad juju in Japanese and Okinawan society), or just the typical uneducated, racist flock you can find anywhere in the world.

      You should find some books on the recent history of the island. Pretty fascinating reading. One of the other huge myths is that Okianwa would fall appart if the Americans weren't injecting money through the bases....a little research and reading would tend to indicate our presence would only be missed by the younger crowd who are starved for anything American.

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    44. Re:Lame article by BJH · · Score: 1

      Er... I've lived in Japan for the last fourteen years, and regularly visit Okinawa. The resentment of the Americans certainly has some contradictory aspects (e.g. a large part of the Okinawan economy, which has never been great, is supported by the existence of the bases), but it's not a "corporate" thing by any means.
      As for calling people who would like their own land back uneducated and racist, imagine how you would feel if a large chunk of your local area was controlled by the military of a foreign power that could effectively ignore local laws when they felt like it.

    45. Re:Lame article by kryonD · · Score: 1

      I'm feeling some bitterness here, but let me clarify and expound.

      "a large part of the Okinawan economy, which has never been great, is supported by the existence of the bases"

      When all is said and done, the presence of the American bases only account for 3% of the Prefectural GDP. I can't find my direct reference on this, so I'll support with argument. There are approximately 35,000 service members and dependants located on the island of which 15% are virtually absent due to vacations and deployments. Okinawa has a population of 1.2 million locals which holds the US at 3% of their population. The local bases employ two classes of local nationals. Contractors are employed directly by the companies doing the work, such as American Engineering, and are paid from US funds supporting the local contracts. These jobs are small in scale and the employees make up less than 10% of the locals employed on the bases. The remaining 90% fall under the catagory of MLC and are hired and paid by the Japanese government under the supervision of the DFAB (Defense Fascilities Administration Bureau). All utilities used on the American bases are paid for by Japanese tax money in an agreement that the Americans would not build their own facilities and take up more land. All off island artillery exercises have their entire transportation and logistics budgets covered by the DFAB in an agreement not to fire artillery on the island anymore. Due to cheaper prices in the AAFES shopping centers, most americans purchase their high dollar items there, so the money is not injected into the Japanese economy. Don't even get me started about the number of locals who find a way to get signed in the base as a guest so they can spend their Japanese income on American goods. The primary spending that goes on out in town, sadly sits squarely in night time entertainment and is centered in Naha(Kokusai), Okinawa, and Chatan. Limitted spending occurs in Ginowan and Machinato, but most Americans will find their lack of Japanese speaking ability precludes them from the predominant Japanese entertainments districts in Nago, Maehara, Gushikawa, West Naha and Itoman. Surprisingly enough, the chief resentment against Americans does not even lie in the populous near the bases. You have to travel north of Onna to start seeing the bold prejudice. So your argument about people wanting their own land back is moot. The areas surrounding the main bases are always affluent because the owners of the land are being paid a handsome sum of money in rent. I lived right down the street from the two primary owners of Futenma and all I have to say is I wish I owned a Porshe, a Ferrari, and a 4 story palace. I never talked to them personally, but I'm going to guess the reason why they were never present in meeting demanding the return of Futenma is because they honestly didn't care. You are under the false assumption that the establishment of the bases displaced thousands of families. It is simply not correct. Okinawa was an agrarian society only a few steps from feudalism before the wars and most of the land on the island is owned by a select few wealthy land owners. The change to individual wealth and freedom was a direct result of the American presence, not an existing institution we impinged on.

      I realize you lived in Japan for 14 years, but you have to understand that someone living in Japan is just as capable of commenting on Okinawa as someone living in China is of commenting on Taiwan. There is a lot of misconception fueled by spin in the press and simple lack of education and caring. I sadly only lived in mainland Japan for 6 weeks, but after the 3 years in Okinawa, the differences in perception were amazingly stark (a similar situation exists between Honshu and Hokkaido).

      I am just as patiotic as the next American, perhaps even more so being a fomer Marine Officer and graduate of the Naval Academy. I personnaly feel that our presence slows down their economy and provides a negative influence on their youth (MT

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  11. Oh come on by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article, it seems that Microsoft programmers have gotten in trouble because... wait for it... THEY READ A MAP. That's right, THEY READ A MAP. The results of their map reading have lead them into several political situations that there was little possibility of them being aware of. (Talk to the ***holes who make this stuff illegal and ARREST foreigners for READING A MAP.)

    Americans may have a poor understanding of Geography, but I don't really see that being an issue in this case. All Microsoft could have done is more thoroughly research the area.

    1. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you know where California and New York are, what's the point in knowing where the rest of the world is?

      I mean, seriously, how much does the rest of the world really contribute to society?

    2. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. Microsoft did EVIL things like identify Taiwan on a map. Apparently ANY reference to Taiwan (even as the Republic of China!) is illegal. Same with several Middle East countries they so helpfully listed.

    3. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

      For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said, 'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,' a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of a frightful interstellar battle.

      The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.

      A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

      The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words, 'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle' drifted across the conference table.

      Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

      Eventually, of course, after their galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realised that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own galaxy---now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

      For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across---which happened to be Earth---where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

      Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time, but that we are powerless to prevent it.

      'It's just life,' they say.


      --- Douglas Adams, The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Chapter 31

    4. Re:Oh come on by MikeMacK · · Score: 0

      No, the problem wasn't that they read a map, the problem was that they read an AMERICAN map.

    5. Re:Oh come on by mwood · · Score: 1

      You mean, "ESPECIALLY as the Republic of China".

    6. Re:Oh come on by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      No, the problem wasn't that they read a map, the problem was that they read an AMERICAN map.

      Which probably showed exactly what the UN does and doesn't recognize. What do you want them to do about it? Start acquiring every map in the world and try to reconcile what they say? That's supposed to be the job of the map makers!

      Taking a parallel from our own history, many maps displayed the South as the Confederate Union during the Civil war. As a northerner, I might have been somewhat offended. Unfortunately, that was the way things were and I would have had to get used to it until the war was decided.

    7. Re:Oh come on by Durandal64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No shit. Talk about a bunch of thin-skinned pussy governments. "OMG! J00 SAID TAIWAN WAS A COUNTRY!! DIEEEEE!!!" How exactly is geography going to help programmers become acquainted with all the obscure and senseless laws in existence around the world?

    8. Re:Oh come on by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      The results of their map reading have lead them into several political situations that there was little possibility of them being aware of.

      Exactly. The article even makes the point, Microsoft was forced to choose between offending Kurds and offending Turks. There was literally no way to satisfy both groups. So MS simply made the call, we have more Turkish customers than Kurdish, so we'll make the change the way they want it. Democracy in action.

    9. Re:Oh come on by BigDu · · Score: 1

      Which is arguably what they should have done--I mean if you're a business leader, and you're doing anything on a global scale, it is part of your job to check such things out, rather than making assumptions. Granted some problems such as the time-zone color issue would be difficult to spot, but just doing some further testing with people from the locale would have brought a lot of this to light, I would guess. I also would say that such things would be hard for any company that is doing global business. MS just got picked on because it's such an easy target--there are hundreds of other such stories about most any major company (go take an international business class if you don't believe me).

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    10. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean, "Captialism in action".

    11. Re:Oh come on by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I think the core of the problem is that these are things only the government cares about (with the exception of the Muslim/Koran references). I'm thinking that the average Jinbo in China probably doesn't care if Taiwan is listed on the map or not. Same with the Indian sub-nation. This makes it very difficult to do proper market tests.

    12. Re:Oh come on by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

      To give another example:
      Brooklands is as historically important to British aviation as Kittyhawk is to American aviation.

      Brooklands is located close to Weybrigdge, Surrey, just to the south-west of London. However, both Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator and CFS 3 have Brooklands as being on the south coast near Eastbourne.

      This has nothing to do with incorrect maps or map reading and is entirely down to a complete lack of research by Microsoft. Imagine if a British company produced a flight simulator and located Kittyhawk in California!

    13. Re:Oh come on by CTachyon · · Score: 2, Informative

      FYI...

      • RoC (Republic of China) = Pre-communist government of China, kicked out into exile after the revolution. The RoC set up shop in Taiwan and still claims it's the rightful ruler over mainland China.
      • PRC (People's Republic of China) = Communist government of China. The PRC still claims it's the rightful ruler over Taiwan.

      In practice, China and Taiwan are two different countries, but anyone with the balls to formally recognize it ends up on China's shit list. The PRC has hinted that they might go so far as go to war if the US were to publicly support Taiwanese independence. And, of course, China is a full-blown nuclear power, and has North Korea as its puppet/fall guy. That means lots of dancing around words when talking politics about the two.

      (And, in case you were wondering, that's the real reason why China has been making such a big deal about starting its own space program and putting its own people on the moon. It's a public demonstration of your ICBM technology for delivering nuclear warheads, which was the reason behind the US vs. Russia space race.)

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    14. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fuck 'em" said Ford, slumping on the bed. "You can't care about every damn thing."

      --Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless, Chapter 23

    15. Re:Oh come on by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Indeed, that is a big screw-up, and those responsible should be sacked. However, that wasn't the type of problem referenced by the article. In the article, Microsoft is having to deal with politics based around who does or doesn't claim land today. And since it's a constantly moving target, Microsoft may find themselves in the same situation again EVEN IF THEY GET IT RIGHT!

      I'm sorry, but that's just messed up. You didn't see any globe makers being thrown in jail when they failed to update their product from saying "USSR", did you?

    16. Re:Oh come on by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that the average Jinbo in China probably doesn't care if Taiwan is listed on the map or not.

      However, China has a major hardon for filtering every bit of info that gets back into the country.

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    17. Re:Oh come on by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      There was literally no way to satisfy both groups.

      One word: localization. Make localized versions with custom niceties like this patched onto the software. Yes, this would increase complexity in an already complex environment, but it is a way to satisfy both parties.

    18. Re:Oh come on by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "ARREST foreigners for READING A MAP"

      UK news, 2 days ago: "It was said that, between 19 February, 2001, and 4 August, 2004, he was in possession of a "reconnaissance plan" [a map] for the Prudential Building, in New Jersey, and the document was "likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism"." - Example

    19. Re:Oh come on by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Nice try at a comparison, but not quite. You can't exactly get a "reconnaissance plan" for the Prudential Building at your local Wal-Mart. You can, however, get a Globe that will get you arrested in China, Turkey, or India.

    20. Re:Oh come on by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Make localized versions with custom niceties like this patched onto the software

      But Kurds and Turks both live in Turkey. Selling a Kurdish edition (for example, mentioning Kurdistan, which is what Kurds call the bit of land they want the Turks to give them) in Turkey would offend Turks. Selling a Turkish edition (not acknowledging Kurdistan) in Turkey would offend Kurds living there. There's no way to keep both parties happy.

      That these two groups are squabbling is not Microsoft's fault. I can't see how they can be blamed, even in the slightest, for insensitivity.

    21. Re:Oh come on by LordSah · · Score: 1

      I'm a developer for Microsoft Outlook, and we've got a funny anecdote about China/Taiwan. When the beta for Outlook 97 (98 maybe?) was released, one of our Program Managers was travelling in Asia for vacation. The beta was mis-localized for Chinese, and it showed Taiwan and China as seperate countries. This wasn't intentional--it was a bug. China was furious however, arrested our PM over there, called Microsoft and threatened to keep him in jail until we sent them new 'correct' copies of the beta.

      We had some sent over in less than a week. Still, it's just a bug (in a damned beta, no less).

      (warning: this happened before I started working at MS, so I'm retelling all this second-hand. minor details may be wrong)

    22. Re:Oh come on by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      I actually worked for a global computer company which wound up in some hot water with China over a reference to Taiwan.

      At one point in the products life we were instructed to add a registration wizard that had been written elsewhere in the company. Dutifully, we did, and shipped out the product.

      China wound up complaining about this, because in the registration wizard we had a drop-down titled "Country" -- which listed Taiwan.

      For the next release of the software, this field had to be renamed "Country/Region" just to pass muster with the Chinese government.

      Yaz.

    23. Re:Oh come on by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      It's supposed to help by prompting them to say, "Hey, Taiwan is a rather sensitive area of the world, maybe we should call in an expert to make sure we're not offending anybody in our treatment of this area before we ship."

      The problem is not that of not knowing enough, the problem is that they didn't even know that they needed more information.

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    24. Re:Oh come on by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Because here in the US, we're not a communist dictatorship. We're kind of used to being able to call someone or something anything we damn well please without punishment. I'm not surprised at all that the idea didn't occur to the programmers at all. That's not the kind of thing that they're supposed to consider. They were too busy testing the code and making sure it worked to worry about whether or not China would get its panties in a bunch if Taiwan was referred to as a country in a drop-down menu with 500 other entries.

      If there was ever a job for management and marketing, it would be spotting things like this that might piss off other governments.

    25. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All Microsoft could have done is more thoroughly research the area."

      But Microsoft never does research?! Everybody knows that!

    26. Re:Oh come on by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. My mind saw "programmers" and just totally glossed over it, because I thought nobody would be so stupid as to think it was the responsibility of programmers to get this stuff right. This is obviously a management fuckup. Programmers are most likely not drawing maps or recording chants to begin with.

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    27. Re:Oh come on by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Nice try at a comparison, but not quite. You can't exactly get a "reconnaissance plan" for the Prudential Building at your local Wal-Mart."

      Yeah, it didn't come out so well in that story, but when it was first news a few days ago, the front-page newspaper stories reported that two men had been arrested because they had, and I quote, "been in posession of a map and a video camera", although perhaps the newspapers didn't realise quite how odd it sounded describing those two everyday objects as terrorist weapons...

    28. Re:Oh come on by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      two men had been arrested because they had, and I quote, "been in posession of a map and a video camera"

      *chuckle* Gotta love the media. :-)

    29. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they could just have left out countries.

      Fine software guideline that. If you don't know, don't do it.

      (Of course this doesn't apply if it is important, but if it is make sure you do it properly.)

  12. Other items which caused offence by dwalsh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pacific islanders objected to the label "Here be Dragons!".

    Several Arab countries resented being called either "Oil" or "Just terrorists".

    Several former Soviet Bloc and Warsaw Pact countries objected to the name of their countries being followed by "(or whatever they are calling themselves this week)."

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    1. Re:Other items which caused offence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many users in the former Soviet Bloc countries are constantly confused by the messages being displayed: "The file saves you", "The application installs you", "The disk formats you"...

    2. Re:Other items which caused offence by caluml · · Score: 1

      Something like this? :)

    3. Re:Other items which caused offence by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Several Arab countries resented being called either "Oil" or "Just terrorists".

      That should be Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, UAE, Texas, and Any country with any muslim people.

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    4. Re:Other items which caused offence by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      ... Citizens were upset when Microsoft refered to their planet as "Mostly harmless"

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    5. Re:Other items which caused offence by Merk · · Score: 1

      Close, but as a Canadian, there's no way that:

      1. They would ever think Canada is roughly the same size, let alone bigger
      2. Newfoundland would ever show up on that map
      3. They'd get Canada's shape roughly right, with Hudson's Bay present and in roughly the right spot, and the St. Laurence roughly correct too
      4. They'd get the relative geography of the US mainland and Alaska right. Alaska and Hawaii (which I don't think they'd forget) area always depicted in cut-away sections
  13. Not Just MS by cecille · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As much as we'd all like to think that this is just a case of MS screwing up again, I'm pretty sure this isn't just an MS problem. Besides, the article talks not just about simple geography, but of mistakes made about highly disputed geographic regions. There are a few in there where microsoft could have gone either way and still offended someone. Granted, stuff like that should have been checked, but the mistakes really aren't as simple as the post makes them out to be.

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    1. Re:Not Just MS by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 1

      It seemed to me that the majority of mistakes listed came from non-OS issues such as games produced by MS. And as unfortunate as it may be India, China, and Saudi Arabia are not the prime markets for these games. So I can almost understand why certain issues like these could be overlooked. Especially Churches being turned to Mosques! What do they think happened? Muslims served the Christians tea?

      Someone will always be offended no matter what you do.

    2. Re:Not Just MS by rackrent · · Score: 1

      As companies attempt to move into more global markets (Microsoft certainly isn't the only one, obviously), this demonstrates, again, the need to recognize the political climates in those areas. While it's an amusing, comforting example, the "Nova" thing is just an urban legend. (cf. snopes.com)

      What's needed is actual cooperation and integration with other countries rather than plopping down a plant there and paying members $1.00 hour without regard to their welfare (cf. Union Carbide in India).

      Microsoft has the capability to capture a global marketplace, unfortunately, yet they seem to remain inconsiderate to what actually happens in other countries.

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    3. Re:Not Just MS by malfunct · · Score: 1

      Given the amount of research that Microsoft puts into these things (and I know people that deal with these sorts of things at Microsoft) this just proves how impossible it is to please everyone and how difficult it is to know how to localize a product for every possible locality. Its less that MS screwed up in these cases and more that they had no way of being 100% successful in pleasing all parties.

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    4. Re:Not Just MS by syrinx · · Score: 1

      "cf." roughly translates to "compare", which I don't think is what you were going for the couple times you used it. Maybe try "q.v.". Alternately, just stick to English.

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    5. Re:Not Just MS by errxn · · Score: 1

      However, it does provide Michael with a convenient excuse to continue his annoying habit of constant MS-bashing, no matter how trivial the subject.

      Yes, you did read that right. I have just made the fatal mistake of calling an editor out on the carpet. Buh-bye karma, buh-bye posting priveleges....

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    6. Re:Not Just MS by YellowBook · · Score: 1

      It's true that it's not just MS -- IIRC, the gnome keyboard switching applet had to be changed to not show any flags whatsoever after China got mad for the inclusion of the Taiwanese flag, and Taiwanese hackers got mad at Redhat for taking it out of their packages. There's a discussion on it here

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    7. Re:Not Just MS by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      cf. = "compare", q.v. = "which see" (i.e. the preceding word is the name of something you can look up). The abbreviation viz = "see", or "witness". The "z" is medevial equivalent to a period for abbreviation.
      ..."Nova" thing is just an urban legend according to snopes.com (q.v.)...
      ...(viz., Union Carbide)...

  14. Valid points by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 1

    These are all good and well, when you are targeting a whole country/region for marketing, but there have to some instances in which Microsoft just laughs and continues business. I mean, I bet someone is mad that you can't set a time zone by his specific city. I can just see it now. "How come Los Angeles isn't on the city selection? It's a huge city. Tijuana? That's not even in the United States!" I'd be really curious to see how Microsoft would reply to a person like this.

    1. Re:Valid points by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      Probably something like this:

      Sir, you are from LA, know that there is a world outside the US and that Tijuana is in it... You belong to such a minority I don't even know why we are spending time replying to you.

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  15. Microsoft Revisionist History by LegendOfLink · · Score: 1, Redundant

    The mistake led to the whole of the Windows 95 operating system being banned in the country, losing large sales. For its replacement, Microsoft, Office 97, Microsoft removed the colour coding and sold 100,000 copies in India.

    I never knew you could install Office 97 as a replacement to Windows 95! Stupid me always thinking I had to install an OS before I could install any applications.

    1. Re:Microsoft Revisionist History by serutan · · Score: 1

      Come on guys, there are plenty of worthwhile ways to knock Microsoft without pretending to misunderstand the obvious. Windows 95 was banned because of an error in Office 95, which was fixed in its (Office 95's) replacement, Office 97, m'kay?

  16. Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > The Spanish version of Windows used the word Hembra - meaning "woman" in Spain
    > - for choosing gender. But in some Central American republics, notably
    > Nicaragua, the word is an insult meaning "bitch". The programme was changed.

    So the Spanish version has to be in Nicaraguan? I thought software was internationalised according to territory, not language?

    1. Re:Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      If I had mod points I would mod you +5 Informative!

      VERY good point!

  17. Geography? by cascino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Insensitive computer programmers with little knowledge of geography


    If you read the article, you'll see the computer programmer's problems have nothing to do with geography... and everything to do with understanding and respecting differences in the cultures that may purchase MSFT products. I think showing the programmers where the Pacific Ocean is isn't going to do very much to make the software more culturally acceptable.

    1. Re:Geography? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      How is it the programmers fault anyways? Any fuckups were done in marketing and publishing, or at best localization. Localization isn't necessarily done by programmers, it's just translating strings.

      If I'm sitting here working on a blitting routine to do translucent drop-down menus, what the hell would I care what country Kashmir belongs to?

      It's not like programmers are writing:

      switch(area) { case WEST_BANK; printf("Give the palestinians back their land you filthy zionist infidels!\n"); }

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    2. Re:Geography? by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      I think it's hilarious that they put the blame on the programmers who likely were handed specific requirements from Product Management about where to draw the line.

      And before we start talking about insensitive PMs, the only example from the article that seemed in any way insensitive was the Arabic chanting from the Koran. And even that didn't sound too terrible, but I'm not religious so I have a hard time really understanding what's important and what isn't regarding that subject. I'd really have to see the context it was in. In general, I like material from games/movies/media to be as authentic as possible, but only if it's actually relevant.

      All of the other crap was catch-22 political bullshit.

      -If

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    3. Re:Geography? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Okay, just so we're all clear. Computer programmers are smart, but insensitive. This also applies to some MS computer programmers.

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  18. obligatory simpson quote. by junkymailbox · · Score: 1

    in true slashdot bashing style. Haha!
    i kinda wonder if linux offends accidentally or not tho.

    1. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by liam193 · · Score: 1

      I guess one of the benefits to linux is that two linux distributions can take two totally opposite sides of the same issue while running the exact same kernel, mail server, apache server, browser, etc. under their distributions logo. The issue with a closed-source application is that you have to pick one side in each conflict. Eventually you will probably run into a chain of people who can't utilize one of your apps because someone they do business with doesn't use it. Those people probably don't use it because someone they do business with hates your company for being "rude" to them. As a result, the middle person has no solution for a PC that interroperates.

    2. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by DaHat · · Score: 1

      True in part... but with many different distro's and many different outlooks comes a difficulty if you are The Most Exalted Ned Limpopo, Prime Minister of Brainania and trying to find a distro that recognizes the in legitimacy of your country.

    3. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by kbmccarty · · Score: 5, Interesting

      in true slashdot bashing style. Haha!
      i kinda wonder if linux offends accidentally or not tho.

      Actually, the well-known Debian developer Herbert Xu resigned recently due to being offended by project members discussing (in the context of the new Debian installer) whether or not to refer to Taiwan as "Taiwan, Province of China" as it is officially designated in ISO 3166.

      So this sort of problem is certainly not restricted to commercial or proprietary software.

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    4. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by Seq · · Score: 1
      i kinda wonder if linux offends accidentally or not tho.

      Redhat removed the flag of taiwan from KDE to sell it to china[1]

      I also seem to remember there being a problem trying to use the sodipodi flags in gnome, and the end result was that no flags would be included [2].

      [1]http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/10/6/17315 3/329 Also do a google search for "redhat taiwan flag" for more information.

      [2]http://mail.gnome.org/archives/desktop-devel- list/2003-November/msg00267.html
      and here for the whole thread: http://mail.gnome.org/archives/desktop-devel-list/ 2003-November/thread.html#00267

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    5. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by arcanumas · · Score: 1
      KDE referes to the country F.Y.R.O.M (Former Yougoslavic Republic of Macedonia) as simply Macedonia.
      This is in contrast to UN decisions.
      Microsoft respects the proper name, The US government respects the name , but the KDE folks think they know history better.

      For those who do not know about it, F.Y.R.O.M some years ago decided that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great and named themselves Macedonia. This infuriated Greeks who after a heated period and an embargo later, settled for a temporary name of F.Y.R.O.M until the matter could be resolved better.

      KDE, however, is filled with expert historians who know they should really call this place Macedonia (even though they speak a Slavic language for crying out loud!).

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    6. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't "name themselves Macedonia". When it was one of the constituent republics of Yugoslavia, it was also called Macedonia. They just kept the same name.

    7. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by Detritus · · Score: 1

      The general rule is that a country is free to select its own name, flag, etc. Why should Macedonia be an exception? The only reason anyone uses "FYROM" is that the Greeks threw a fit about it and had enough diplomatic, political and economic influence to make it a global issue.

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    8. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by arcanumas · · Score: 1
      Yes, a country is free to select their own name and flag.

      HOWEVER, they cannot alter history and claim symbols of othe civilizations as theirs.
      What if my county adopted the Statue of Liberty in their flag and claimed that it was owr creation. Would your country react?

      The problem here is not that they chose the name Macedonia per se, but that by doing so they claim the history of ancient Macedonians. (and the also alter history to present it so)

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    9. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by kbahey · · Score: 1

      Just goes to show how emotionally charged some issues are for some people, and how "outsiders" to the culture/group/issue fail to see how big the issue is, as explained in a previous post.

    10. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else remember the 'Redneck' language installation option of Red Hat 5.2?

      I'm from Mississippi and couldn't even make it through some parts (like those related to that computer thing).

    11. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I mistakemn, or is he actually arguing that Taiwan should *not* retain its independence?

      Wow. Well, yeah, um, good luck on that, I guess.

    12. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by anynameleft · · Score: 1

      Isn't mainland China in fact Taiwanese territory occupied by some communist rebels?

    13. Re:obligatory simpson quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if my county adopted the Statue of Liberty in their flag and claimed that it was owr creation. Would your country react?

      No.

  19. Not too sure about this.... by jaguarxse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although something rings true in this about many USA citizens not having a 'global' view (World Series Baseball, World Wide Wrestling....erm, I don't think these are worldwide sports actually!), many of the points in this article would not be known without some pretty thorough investigation of political/geographical interests.

    1. Re:Not too sure about this.... by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > without some pretty thorough investigation

      You mean like READING?

      I live in the same county of the same state I was born in and I certainly knew Kashmir is a disputed region between India and Pakistan, and I certainly knew China refuses to acknowledge Taiwan exists as a separate entity from China.

      These aren't esoteric things. It's not that big a world.
      I mean... don't any of you play RISK?!

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    2. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Covener · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't the whole point that these things are disputed?

    3. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In risk Ireland belongs to great Britain :)

    4. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It very true... a lot of these "mistakes" are not even mistakes. Its more like political and religious disputes between childish governmental/religious zealots that forbid the recognition of one thing or another.

      But if MS wants to make its money, they better do some in depth research, even if the customers are unweilding dumbasses.

    5. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...China refuses to acknowledge Taiwan exists as a separate entity from China.

      While that may be true, does that mean we have to cater to the delusions of the Chinese (PRC) government? That's as stupid as the Arab countries that refuse to show Israel on their maps. They may not like the existence of Israel, but it's there.

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    6. Re:Not too sure about this.... by geomon · · Score: 1

      While that may be true, does that mean we have to cater to the delusions of the Chinese (PRC) government?

      I guess it depends on you point of view, and in the case of Microsoft, profits.

      [Tom Edwards, Microsoft's senior geopolitical strategist, stated]"Of course we offended Kurds [removing references to Kurdistan] but we had offended the Turks more and they were a much more important market for our products. It was a hard commercial decision, not political."

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    7. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of the World Series...

      Anyone else remember that a US Marine colour guard somehow managed to fly the Canadian flag upside down in a World Series final game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Atlanta Braves :)

    8. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Raphael · · Score: 2, Insightful
      does that mean we have to cater to the delusions of the Chinese (PRC) government?

      Of course not. Unless you are interested in selling your products in China, that is.

      The fact is that Microsoft (and many other companies, for that matter) would very much like to sell their products in China, so they have to please the Chinese government. Or at least not anger them.

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    9. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean... don't any of you play RISK?!

      I hear there'll be a localized version of longhorn for Manchuria. And probably Prussia too.

    10. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 0

      The "World" part of World Series traces its origins to the name of a newspaper that originally sponsored/organized the event (not too sure on the connection). "World" was a part of the name of the newspaper.

    11. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Snowgen · · Score: 1

      I live in the same county of the same state I was born in and I certainly knew Kashmir is a disputed region between India and Pakistan ... These aren't esoteric things.

      Yeah, so did the programmers. That's what got them in trouble.

      Question is, did you know that it's illegal in India to show a map that acknowledges that Kashmir is a disputed region?

      Maybe it is an esoteric thing afterall.

    12. Re:Not too sure about this.... by KenSeymour · · Score: 1

      There is no dispute that Kurdistan is not a country. It may or may not be some day, but right now it isn't.

      In the 1970's, Taiwan was ousted from the UN and the PRC was admitted.

      It is not that hard to keep up with these things, even for a programmer.
      Or, if you find yourself entering data for an off the shelf software product, look it up.
      Just don't use the Encarta encyclopedia. ;)

      What really suprises me was that they showed Kurdistan. Where did they get the information for the border?
      Where do you get detailed information about a border when it is not a country?

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    13. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 1

      No. I'm a computer nerd, not a geography nerd, thanks. I code, I write html, I game, I make techno music. I don't read about (insert shithole little country here) fighting against (another shithole country) because I don't care. Small countries will continue to fight each other for power forever, there's nothing we can do to stop that short of bombing the fuck out of them all. So why should I keep up on it?

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    14. Re:Not too sure about this.... by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in the same county of the same state I was born in and I certainly knew Kashmir is a disputed region between India and Pakistan, and I certainly knew China refuses to acknowledge Taiwan exists as a separate entity from China.

      Hypothetical situation for you...

      While walking through Belfast, a Catholic and a Protestant approach you from opposite sides and each hold a gun to your head. They ask you your religion. Do you respond, "Sorry, I need to do more research before answering?"


      What response should people take in addressing "Disputed" regions? Keep in mind such issues entirely exist as matters of perception and opinion, rather than physical reality. So, do you piss off China or Taiwan? India or Pakistan? Israel or the rest of the Middle East?


      Research would not have prevented these problems, nor will it prevent similar issues from arising in the future.


      Incidentally, I personally would opt for pissing off both sides in such issues, since you can't win either way. Kashmir? No, "New Islington". Israel and Palestine? "Greater Iberia". Taiwan? How about "The place we get cheap electronic goods". Protestant or Catholic? "Satanist".

    15. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, obviously everybody immediately thinks "old newspaper" when they hear the phrase "World Series".

    16. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urban myth. http://www.snopes.com/business/names/worldseries.a sp

    17. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      While walking through Belfast, a Catholic and a Protestant approach you from opposite sides and each hold a gun to your head. They ask you your religion. Do you respond, "Sorry, I need to do more research before answering?"
      Atheist! *ducks*
    18. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Because you're probably in the fallout zone should India and Pakistan start flinging nukes around.

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    19. Re:Not too sure about this.... by dizzyduck · · Score: 1

      I don't read about (insert shithole little country here) fighting against (another shithole country) because I don't care. Small countries will continue to fight each other for power forever, there's nothing we can do to stop that short of bombing the fuck out of them all. So why should I keep up on it?

      Just to know what's going in the world? To be informed? So you can decide which potential President (I'm assuming you're from the US) has the best foreign policy?

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    20. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The World Series was named after the newspaper that sponsored the series.

      The paper's name was the New York World.

      The paper may now be defunct, but the World Series still exists under the old sponsor's name.

    21. Re:Not too sure about this.... by bakes · · Score: 1

      Old joke. A man is walking through Belfast when someone walks up to him and puts a gun to his head, asking 'Catholic or Protestant'. In a flash of brilliance, the man answers "err, actually I'm Jewish!".

      The gunman smiles and replies "I must be the luckiest Arab in all Ireland!".

      (No offense intended to gun-toting Arab Irishmen).

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    22. Re:Not too sure about this.... by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      What are they going do do, Pirate the software?

      MS probably can't win for losing there...

  20. This would never happen with Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac users are too busy gaming to be worried over geography.

    1. Re:This would never happen with Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaming? Wouldn't there have to be games for macs first?

    2. Re:This would never happen with Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, just checked, and PANTHER IS WRONG TOO!!!

  21. lack of geography skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid Americans. Every fool knows that not showing the Jammu-Kashmir as being in India is an offence under Indian law.

    1. Re:lack of geography skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And one wonders why third world countries remain third world countries.

  22. Bad intel is to blame by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    See what happens when MS employees don't use Google to do their research.

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  23. Unfeasible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Is everyone expected now to check every sample and image they get just in case it turns out to have something from the Koran in it or to use a phrase that China has decided is a national insult this year?

    Doomed... we're doomed...

    1. Re:Unfeasible by mwood · · Score: 1

      That *was* a little muddy. I presume that the issue with the quote from the Koran is that it was being used out of context (probably way, WAY out of context). Like making a soap commercial showing John the Baptist handing Jesus a cake of Lever 2000 as they're standing in the river. The article didn't really say.

  24. TFA makes little sense by kilo242 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I did partly RTFA, and unless I'm way off on my understanding, Microsoft is blaming their lost business on people who have little right to be blamed for what they are being blamed for. Do the programmers really need to know about the world affairs - I thought that would be the job of the marketing or PR people.

    1. Re:TFA makes little sense by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with you on this one. Blaming the Microsoft programmers is especially off base for the example where the Koran was chanted in the background of a game. This was done by Japanese subcontractors and discovered when Microsoft did some tests. Their process found the flaws - this is a success for Microsoft's process management. The marketing people seemed to have then made a deliberate decision to ship anyway. Sohow does this show the insensitivity and ignorance of US developers?

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    2. Re:TFA makes little sense by kbahey · · Score: 1

      Are you serious?

      First of all, when a company hires a contractor to do something, and then release it in the company's name, the company is responsible, not the contractor. They should have reviewed it and checked it, like any other software. If they did, and this slipped by, they are at fault. If they did not do a review then they are also at fault.

      Second, an internal Muslim employee alerted them to the problem, and they ignored it, and still pushed it to the market.

      Third, only after three months they received a complaint did they act, but this time blaming the Japanese.

      I can't see how this is a "success for Microsoft's process management"?

    3. Re:TFA makes little sense by Rudeboy777 · · Score: 1

      I did partly RTFA...

      Only on Slashdot would somebody claim to PARTLY read a 1-page article to demonstrate the credibility of their comment.

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    4. Re:TFA makes little sense by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't, it shows the insensitivity and ignorance of US marketers to cultures other than American. "No one would notice"? They've got to be kidding, after all the most common first name in the world is Muhammad.

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    5. Re:TFA makes little sense by danila · · Score: 1

      They should have replaced the lyrics for the chants with "Saudi diplomats are retarded" in Arabic.

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    6. Re:TFA makes little sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The marketing people seemed to have then made a deliberate decision to ship anyway. Sohow does this show the insensitivity and ignorance of US developers?"

      It does confirm my low opinion of Microsoft MANAGEMENT!

    7. Re:TFA makes little sense by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

      There appears to have been a process in place. However, the process was ignored by the marketing staff. There was a process failure, but it was not a failure of Microsoft developers or the processes that they used to develop software.

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  25. Bigger problem I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone else have a problem with governments detaining software engineers for something as trivial as a mis-marked map?

    1. Re:Bigger problem I see by Mordaximus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny you should make a comment like that in your comments regarding this article. It's that exact lack of sensitivity to foreign policy and belief that got the engineers detained in the first place. (Although I don't know that the engineers themselves were responsible.)

      Read up on the history of Kashmir and it'll be clear that this isn't trivial. Besides, the engineers were detained for breaking a law... Maybe that law seems silly to you, but I'm sure there are tons of examples of from your homeland that seem silly to outsiders. Although, they are probably not likely to trigger a war.

    2. Re:Bigger problem I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there are lots of laws in my homeland (the US) that seem silly to outsiders. Many of them seem silly (or just plain evil) to me also.

    3. Re:Bigger problem I see by michaelggreer · · Score: 1

      I don't think people who object to laws which limit free speech, whether in the US, China, Turkey, India, or elsewhere, always do so from a paternalistic standpoint. I'm from the US, and I think that the law in question is oppressive, but that doesn't mean I think there are no oppressive US laws. Indeed, I apply a universal standard: its wrong to criminalize opinions about the policy of your country. Its wrong everywhere.

      If we were to pass a law in the US criminalizing expressions of support for Al-Qaeda, believe me I would protest it.

    4. Re:Bigger problem I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard it was speculated that one of the safest places on earth to exist is the Kashmir front lines. Your chances of actually being hit by a live round are practically zero.

  26. Passing the buck by dmayle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    hapless company employees

    Talk about passing the buck. Some of the top problems in the article:

    • Microsoft employees were questioned by police in China, where it is an offence to refer to Taiwan as country or as the Republic of China. Now Taiwan is not referred to as country and all software worldwide avoids the issue by referring to places as "regions or districts".
    • Perhaps the best known, and one of the most expensive, errors was a colour-coded world map showing time zones, which showed the disputed Jammu-Kashmir region as not being in India - an offence under Indian law.

    This isn't hapless employees. This is government oppression, and the bans on free speech necessary to pull them off.

    1. Re:Passing the buck by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      well, what would you expect, they are both socialist states.

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  27. if its cost MS billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    imagine how much USA biz in general has lost to geo-ignorance

    then again a stupid public is in the goverments interest, how else could you persuade people that Iraq (a country located thousands of miles away) was a direct threat to USA ? they even think its funny that man with his finger on the nuke button is a dunce

    you should be ashamed

    1. Re:if its cost MS billions by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
      Ashamed that they did not pander to some opressives governments propaganda campaign? Ashamed that they recoginzed the independence of one country against the wishes of another?

      You should look closer at the issues.

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    2. Re:if its cost MS billions by mwood · · Score: 0

      Yet generations of USians have shrugged off a lot of ludicrous, incomprehensible, vaguely dangerous, and even insulting advice from instructions on imported products. (And /. posts. :-)

    3. Re:if its cost MS billions by dbIII · · Score: 1
      if its cost MS billions
      It has, it's pissed off China so much they only buy a single copy of each MS product to share over the whole nation - at least that's their excuse.
  28. Master / Slave HDD by SirStanley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't this like that time some city legislation out in California decided to ban the words "Master and Slave" when refering to Hard Drive configurations because it was not "Sensitive" to African Americans?

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    1. Re:Master / Slave HDD by johnkoer · · Score: 1

      I don't think it actually made it to law, it was just a request from some politician in LA. Probably just to get a little publicity for him.
      Linkage

    2. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well ... the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear the word "Slave" is the African slave trade and its effect on my people. The context in which the word is used really doesn't matter, and in this case I think Primary/Secondary would have been preferable.

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    3. Re:Master / Slave HDD by arkanes · · Score: 2, Informative

      To clarify: They didn't decide to ban it, they just passed some referendum about requesting that hard drive manufacturers change the terminology. Unlike, say, China. Or India. Who _do_ outright ban stuff they don't like.

    4. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually, it's not like that. It's more like powerful governments like China demonstrating their ability to make lesser governments / ethnic groups invisible and M$ being a willing accomplice.

      There is no oppressor demanding the use of master/slave terminology, the way China demands Taiwan not be called a country. Get it now, moron?

      There is no country where you can be arrested for failing to use master / slave terminology to describe HDD configurations, the way you can re. Kashmir or Kurdistan. Are you starting to catch on, idiot?

    5. Re:Master / Slave HDD by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Dunno if that ever got passed, but I know my copy of the ATA-6 spec at work has a note that they're now referred to as "drive 0" and "drive 1"

    6. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in this case I think Primary/Secondary would have been preferable.

      Primary/Secondary is already used for something else.

    7. Re:Master / Slave HDD by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I hear the word "Slave" the first thing that comes to mind is white women with blonde hair and big tits dressed up in leather that doesn't cover any of their goodies and strapped to a cross or something.

      Primary is the first IDE bus, and Secondary is the second one. You'd have Primary Primary, Primary Secondary, Secondary Primary, and Secondary Secondary. You don't think that would be confusing? I thought this was news for nerds.

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    8. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well ... the first thing that comes to my mind when I hear the word "Slave" is the Israelite slave trade and its effect on my people.

    9. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And this is our fault how? Quit being overly sensitive.

      All I hear from African Americans (AA) are how horrible things were for slaves, and how horrible things were for AA thereafter. But guess what? I'll bet dimes to dollars that YOU have never been subjected to any actual form of racism other than what you imagine. Ever been turned down for a job for being AA? ANy burning crosses in your yard? I didn't think so.

      AA comedians make a habbit of calling whites "crackers" and other "racially offensive" names -- do you hear us bitch like the average AA bitchs about being called N-----? Of course we don't! You know why? Because it doesn't matter!

      I'm sick of it. Everyone else is sick of it. No you can't have any reparations, crying everytime you hear the word 'slave' isn't going to get you any free money.

      And whats the deal with racism against whites being called "reverse racism". Thats the biggest load of shit I've ever heard! Racism is racism, no matter what color the ignorant asshat happens to be.

      (now posting anonymously)

    10. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wait - MS is bad because they decided to call every country in the world "regions" so that they wouldn't piss off the Chinese and at the same time, not make a special case out of Taiwan, but its okay when Debian labels Taiwan "Taiwan, Province of China". ???

    11. Re:Master / Slave HDD by narcc · · Score: 1

      Primary Master, Primary Slave
      Secondary Master, Secondary Slave

      To:

      Primary Primary, Primary Secondary
      Secondary Primary, Secondary Secondary

      Which do you think makes more sence? It's P.C. bullshit like this that makes life difficult for those of us who live in the real world.

    12. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      When I hear the word "Slave" the first thing that comes to mind is white women with blonde hair and big tits dressed up in leather that doesn't cover any of their goodies and strapped to a cross or something.

      If I were you I'd worry less about IDE terminology and more about sexual frustration...

    13. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 1

      I'm not African American. I am black but not African American.

      I've been subjected to discrimination based on my race and my general look. I've also benefitted from the way I look.

      ...any free money.
      I would not go so far as to call reparations free money, slavery is an historical fact.

      A man should be prepared to live with his words

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    14. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 1

      I think you can identify the drives without using primary twice or using master/slave. I really do think it can be done.

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    15. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I would not go so far as to call reparations free money, slavery is an historical fact."

      Yes, slavery is a historical fact, it occurred in many many cultures for thousands of years before the African Slave trade started in America. Should every culture that enslaved another culture throughout history pay "reparations?" ABSOLUTELY NOT! You weren't alive back then and neither was I so get over it and stop trying to get FREE MONEY THAT YOU DO NOT DESERVE.

      Just because you are offended by someone else's culture doesn't mean that they aren't offended by yours as well. We have different cultures, deal with it -- really anyone that gets offended when someone of another culture doesn't understand their culture is the one who has the problem, not the "offending" party. I really can't stand this bullshit about how we have to be so sensitive about other people's cultures when they are completely insensitive to our culture. Respect is a two way street.

    16. Re:Master / Slave HDD by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, we should abolish the idea of Masters and Slave's from the english language? What about master and slave cylinders in a hydraulic system? They have a very specific meaning, and relationship, and guess what? Master and slave pretty much perfectly describe how they interact. Maybe people should start worrying more about CONTEXT, rather than the actual word.
      If I say "asshole", are you offended? Just offhand? I wouldn't be. As soon as I say "You asshole", you should be offended. Context.
      Get the chip off your shoulder, the bug out of your ass, and stop acting like anyone has anything against you. The only thing I see you guilty of is adherence to blind rhetoric. (Oops, I said blind... maybe I should say sight-impaired...)

    17. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let's see....

      Your username is Jjapanese, (very) roughly translated to "it is open".

      Given that the bulk of the US slave trade took place during the Edo period, when the Tokugawa Shogunate forbade, under pain of death, nearly all contact with foreigners, I'd say that the net effect of the slave trade on "your people" is zero.

      You're a troll, and you're full of shit. So STFU.

    18. Re:Master / Slave HDD by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I know I shouldn't feed the idiots. I know that someone posting as an AC is just a fucking idiot 99% of the time. But read and reread my post and tell me where I said you can't put more than one device on an IDE channel... You can't, because I didn't. In fact I specifically said "Primary is the first IDE bus, and Secondary is the second one. You'd have Primary Primary, Primary Secondary, Secondary Primary, and Secondary Secondary." In other words, primary and secondary drives on the primary and secondary buses. Two devices per bus.

      I'm the fucktard?

      P.S. I am fat and kind of greasy, I've always had oily skin, but I bathe regularly. HTH, HAND.

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    19. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 1

      I never suggested abolishing anything, I merely stated that I always associate Slave with the African Slave trade. In my mind that is a neutral statement, you seem to assume that I am ashamed. In the stated context Primary/Secondary is synonymous with Master/Slave, and I prefer the former.

      If I say "asshole", are you offended?
      Not sure how you jumped to a**hole and being offended. But if I am on the road and some one approaches me and says a**hole, I would be offended. I honestly don't get your point on this ... really don't.

      I can see why a blind person would not be appreciative of some of the terms synonyms. I assume that the Japanese are not please with the word "Jap" being a synonym for sneaky. And I assumed the Mongolians were not particularly thrilled with the Down's syndrome link.

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    20. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not African American. I am a white, first-generation American with Danish ancestors. My grandfather, a white Dane, was a slave. He was arrested for smuggling Jews out of Germany.

      According to a letter he wrote four years later, his skills as a lensmaker obviated his immediate execution. My family has no further knowledge of his life.

      Slavery is a historical fact...a recent historical fact. Slavery is not limited to blacks, whites, browns, yellows, reds, pinkos, greens, or any Politically Correct Euphemism of the Week.

      Anyone idiotic enough to confuse computer terminology with Human Slavery is in dire need of an education.

    21. Re:Master / Slave HDD by sparcnut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't we just do something like OpenBoot on Sparc does - maybe ide0,0 for pri master, ide0,1 for pri slave, ide1,0 for sec master, and ide1,1 for sec slave? It sure makes sense to me: ide[channel number],[drive number] . It would also make terminology for a third IDE channel a little more obvious.

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    22. Re:Master / Slave HDD by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It makes sense to me but it's a little cumbersome for common dialogue. "Yeah just disconnect drive one zero, the one drive on bus one will be okay set as one and not zero, it's an atapi thing" as opposed to "disconnect the secondary master" etc etc. The fact is that master/slave is just sort of accepted practice and people are making too much of the whole thing. It's not going to change in hydraulics any time soon, and I think it's folly to assume it's going to change in ATA.

      In any case technology will make it irrelevant soon enough, because SATA-2 is going to support more than two drives, and all the significant competitors (like SCSI and IEEE1394) already do.

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    23. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 1

      I've never been called Japanese before. It is an interesting feeling. Anyway Akintayo is an African name, Yoruba to be specific.

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    24. Re:Master / Slave HDD by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I'll walk you through it:
      Master slave describes a relationship in very concrete terms.
      The comment about asshole is that context matters. If I say "slave", I am implying nothing. If I say "Black people ought to be a slaves" everyone in their right mind should be offended. Context. Sinking in yet? You shouldn't take assumed/emotional meanings attached to the words master and slave out of the context they are used in. The word asshole was my attempt at an orthogonal example.
      I can see how a blind person may not appreciate it, but guess what? Blindness is a disability. The inability to see. That means it is also descriptive of other conditions, used in contexts that do not relate to 'offending' blind people. Japanese are not pleased with jap because it has no other meaning than as an insult to the Japanese people. It's cultural progandism from the WWII era, and hence, it's not used in polite company any more. Mongoloid is another word whose only meaning is cultural derision, so is not used. Same with the word nigger.
      My main point is that Master and Slave are NOT synonymous with Primary and Secondary. A secondary need not be subject to the whims of the primary, where a slave is subject to the whims of a master. Hence the cylinder comparisions. And maybe, just maybe, people should just stop taking things out of context and realizing what is really being said, and get the hell over themselves.

    25. Re:Master / Slave HDD by coyote_oww · · Score: 1

      What's particularly funny about this is that the slave does _less_ work. The master has the extra burden of arbitrating the bus...

    26. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 1


      My main point is that Master and Slave are NOT synonymous with Primary and Secondary. A secondary need not be subject to the whims of the primary, where a slave is subject to the whims of a master.

      http://www.pcmech.com/glossary/master_slave.htm

      You shouldn't take assumed/emotional meanings attached to the words master and slave out of the context they are used in.
      The primary definition of slave is someone who is the property of another. So upon hearing/reading the word most people would consider that definition, before finding the more appropriate one. To do otherwise would be as contrived as reading "minute hand" as tiny hand.

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    27. Re:Master / Slave HDD by grcumb · · Score: 1

      I can tell you from experience that it is NOT easy to stand at the front of a computer class and explain Master and Slave in a nation whose population was nearly cut in half by slavery.

      These things seem silly until they affect YOU.

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    28. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 1

      So let me get this correct.

      The US (or any nation that profited from the TransAtlantic Slave Trade) should not pay reparations to descendants of slaves in 2004.

      I assume that you feel reparations should've been paid to the slaves after the abolition of slavery.

      If so could you tell me at what point in time reparations became inappropriate.

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    29. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      No, you're hearing this from the most vocal of African-american pundits. I think the majority seem sorta indifferent about the topic.

    30. Re:Master / Slave HDD by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Eh, The AC above is somewhat off base, but he's still right.

      I'm studying Japanese in school myself. I'm still very much a beginner, but have a good grasp of, at least, the structure of the language. Akintayo DOESN'T translate nicely into anything in either of my 111 or 112 texts. And it appears that the AC's translation came from one of those babelfish-type sites. Toss in a couple of mindless cut-and-pastes from wikipedia (It was actually the intruding gaijin that were killed under Tokugawa, not whatever hapless Japanese who came into contact with them.), and presto, instant flame.

      But what I CAN do, pretty much without fail, is recognize nihongo that's been transliterated into romaji. And the AC's defiantly right there.

      And just because my low-level texts don't have the real meaning of akintayo, doesn't mean it isn't there, in a higher-level vocabulary. In fact, the fact that those translation engines DO work, even if they work badly*, does suggest that the AC, though something of an asshole, IS ultimately right.

      * The one included with OS X's Sherlock returns: "It is to open it is".

      cya,
      john

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    31. Re:Master / Slave HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In our history almost EVERY race has suffered from slavery.

      Should the Israelis try to claim reparations from egypt for their stint as the slaves of the pharaohs?

      Should the british demand reparation from Rome?

      I'd say all claims for reparation would end the moment the last person to witness that offence was dead. So, in this case, it'd be the children of the last slaves (possibly grandchildren) that'd be the ones to have the chance to benefit. It's well over 6 generations ago now, no slave or child of a slave still lives.

      This compensation culture has got well out of hand.
      "Ouch, I tripped up on this plank across the pavement cos I wasn't looking where I was going, gimmegimmegimme"
      "My life was screwed up cos my great-great-great-great-grandfather was a slave, gimmegimmegimme"

    32. Re:Master / Slave HDD by akintayo · · Score: 1

      My name isn't Japanese, the fact that it may be the Roman character version of a Japanese word or phrase really doesn't make it a Japanese name.

      Every other Akintayo I've come across has been of African descent, as shown below.

      http://www.fineart.gr/Akintayo/index-en.html

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    33. Re:Master / Slave HDD by CBDSteve · · Score: 1

      Whether or not there are slaves / slave children still alive is not the issue - it's whether companies and governments are still benefitting from their part in the slavery.

      I think it's safe to say that neither the Pharoahs of Egypt nor the Roman Empire are currently benefitting from their part in the slave trade.

      On the other hand, a lot of the 'old money' in the US comes from families that used slave labour to build their fortunes.

      If Jimmy T. Oldmoney III is rich because his great-great-grandfather used your descendants as farm machinery, and your family has been poor every since, I would think you have a right to financial redress.

  29. duh!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean the Atlantic?

  30. Usual bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They make it sound like the issues are basic geography mistakes. Which they are not. Alot of it is political. Some of the mistakes where just that, mistakes.

    This is also going to bring up the usual bullshit of how Americans are dumb because they cant point to Luxemburg on a map. How many Europeans can point out North Dakota on a map?

    1. Re:Usual bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many Americans can point Iraq on the map? I thought so...

    2. Re:Usual bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many Iraqis can point to Washington DC? I thought so...

      Notice that no one wants to poll others countries world knowledge so those countries can maintain their arrogance by hiding their own stupidity.

    3. Re:Usual bullshit! by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      No no no, you have to have equivalent comparisons. How many Iraqis can point to America on the map? or how many Americans can point to Baghdad on the map? Don't make one side have to answer a tougher question than the other.

  31. After reading this article... by numbski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...I'm going to rant. :P

    Usually, I'm an american that makes every effort to be understanding of cultures different than my own, and to try to understand why it is that the US is frowned upon by other cultures. We have a foreign exchange intern here from Europe right now, and we've had long conversations about why and how americans take their relative wealth for granted (even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many in smaller european countries!)

    But this...this isn't a lack of sensitivity on Microsoft's part. It's a lack of toleration on the part of other cultures. Knowing full-well that this software was written by programmers of another culture, there should be a degree of toleration and patience that goes along with the process. Make the developer aware of the issue and give them a chance to fix it.

    Honestly, if someone in another culture (India perhaps?) that wasn't sufficiently versed in US geography made a map that, oh...I don't know, put St. Louis in Illinois rather than Missouri, or show the Arch crossing the Mississippi River or something equally stupid, I suppose some might be offended (I can think of other, more controversial examples...), but more than likely we'd give them the chance to fix it first.

    Americans may be stuck up, take a WHOLE lot of freedoms for granted, have lots of money, and think too highly of themselves at times to bother learning about other cultures, but I'll give you one thing:

    Even some of the most annoying pricks I know seem to be more tolerant than some other cultures are to the average Joe. How pathetic is that?

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    1. Re:After reading this article... by sQuEeDeN · · Score: 1

      Agreed. They were hired as programmers and map readers, not geopoliticial experts. Taiwan is a separate country, Kashmir is disputed. The people who should be responsibile are the sales guys. They have the knowledge of the local areas, and they are supposed to be responsible for making sure the products meet the customer's needs. If they don't, send it back to the programmers. The programmers are in a far corner of the US. Let the experts do the auditing.

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    2. Re:After reading this article... by ubera · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose the issue lies in the fact that there isn't a war going on between Illonois and Missouri over St. Louis.

      The errors being made are of political geography, where govts are extremely sensitive about the issues, rightly or wrongly.

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    3. Re:After reading this article... by p.rican · · Score: 1

      And of course I wasted my last mod point yesterday. Well said. All the USA-bashing is getting pretty dull. You should be modded +1 UNDER-RATED

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    4. Re:After reading this article... by johnkoer · · Score: 1

      All your base are belong to us.

    5. Re:After reading this article... by Lord+Grey · · Score: 1
      ..this isn't a lack of sensitivity on Microsoft's part. It's a lack of toleration on the part of other cultures. Knowing full-well that this software was written by programmers of another culture, there should be a degree of toleration and patience that goes along with the process.
      I wholeheartedly agree with this statement. Not only programmers, but people in general need to understand that others will never know as much about your culture as you do. In this case, "culture" refers to something as tiny as your neighborhood.
      Americans may be stuck up, take a WHOLE lot of freedoms for granted, have lots of money, and think too highly of themselves at times to bother learning about other cultures, but I'll give you one thing:

      Even some of the most annoying pricks I know seem to be more tolerant than some other cultures are to the average Joe. How pathetic is that?

      Perhaps "some of the most annoying pricks" show more tolerance, but it seems more like the majority show about the same level of tolerance. People naturally believe that things near and dear to them are more important than everything else. If someone else comes along and denigrates the Near And Dear Object/Ideal/Delusion, words (at least) fly. That's true for a large part of Earth's populace, I think.
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    6. Re:After reading this article... by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many people do you think look at a map of America and think the nations capital is in the far northwest.

      Hell, plenty of Americans dont even know that the State of Washington has nothing to do with Washington in the District of Columbia.

      Hell, do they even know that D.C. isn't a state, it's a special district with it's own government?

      Do they know that Peurto Rico belongs to the US, but is it's own nation? I suppose referring to Peurto Rico as a state would offend some Peurto Ricans.

      The difference between this example and China or India, is it's not a criminal offense to mistakenly refer to Peurto Rico as a "state", neither in the USA or in Peurto Rico. It is a criminal offense to refer to Taiwan as a country in China.

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    7. Re:After reading this article... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many in smaller european countries

      I read that as "even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many small european countries." Thanks for the morning chuckle. :)

    8. Re:After reading this article... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      DC has a city council and mayor at the sufferance of the U.S. Congress. It took a vote to get them set up in the first place so that the Congressmen wouldn't have to run the day to day affairs of a city. One vote and the council is toast.

      As to Puerto Rico, they are a territory, not a nation. And the entire territory is owned by the US.

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    9. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peurto Rico [...] Peurto Rico [...] Peurto Ricans

      pot, kettle..

    10. Re:After reading this article... by transient · · Score: 3, Insightful
      put St. Louis in Illinois rather than Missouri

      It's hard to compare the Kashmir problem to anything in the United States because we aren't involved in any border disputes with our neighbors. The closest thing that I can come up with would be to say that Texas still belongs to Mexico. Even that is a stretch, because the Mexico-Texas border isn't disputed. Kashmir is a very real political disagreement that doesn't even have a border -- it has a cease-fire line! People have died over Kashmir, and I'm not talking about someone's ancestor five generations ago, I'm talking about earlier this year. I think it's undeniably insensitive for anyone to ignore that. Doesn't anyone at Microsoft read the news?

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    11. Re:After reading this article... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Not only programmers, but people in general need to understand that others will never know as much about your culture as you do. In this case, "culture" refers to something as tiny as your neighborhood.

      I don't think it's at all unreasonable to expect someone who wants to make software sales in a given country, who sells software which requires localization beyond the formats of numbers and dates, to hire someone who would know these things to vet the program, especially when it's a company as vast as Microsoft which can afford to do these things. Their failure to do so is negligent at best. A company has the responsibility to understand and observe the laws of the nation in which it operates; Additionally, a company which does not make an attempt to make their product culturally acceptable to their target market is asking for trouble.

      I'm not saying that these attitudes of these nations and localities are necessarily reasonable (except for the one about the chanting in the fighting game, that's pretty bad especially given that they knew about it) but neither is Microsoft's failure to simply pay attention.

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    12. Re:After reading this article... by mongbot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many in smaller european countries!
      Not necessarily. America may be wealthy, but it is still one of the most unequal countries in the world. The top 1% of Americans own 40% of the total wealth, whilst the bottom 40% only own 1%. Thanks to America's low minimum wage, a new class of working poor struggle to pay medical, housing and even food bills. I don't even want to think about the people who have to live on welfare.
      I suppose some might be offended (I can think of other, more controversial examples...), but more than likely we'd give them the chance to fix it first.
      You don't understand the huge political and cultural significance of Kashmir and Taiwan to their respective claimants. They are both the subject of ongoing conflicts which have cost thousands of lives, if you go back in history. It would be like a mapmaker labelling the South as "the Confederacy" in, say, the early 1900s.

      And just look at America's overreaction to Subway having a little joke at your expense. So much for your supposed easy-going nature.
    13. Re:After reading this article... by Laura+J. · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if someone in another culture (India perhaps?) that wasn't sufficiently versed in US geography made a map that, oh...I don't know, put St. Louis in Illinois rather than Missouri, or show the Arch crossing the Mississippi River or something equally stupid, I suppose some might be offended (I can think of other, more controversial examples...), but more than likely we'd give them the chance to fix it first.

      Not really a valid comparison, since there is no war between Illinois and Missouri (at least not as far as I know). Change this to a map that shows Texas as being part of Mexico, and you've got something a little closer.

    14. Re:After reading this article... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many in smaller european countries!"

      You vote Republican don't you?

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    15. Re:After reading this article... by Hitmouse · · Score: 1

      Not all Microsoft's employees are US-born/educated. Often these mistakes are pointed out by their overseas-born/educated employees, but their US-born marketing folks override them because they just can't comprehend what it means to be part of a different culture. As soon as you start talking to them about such issues, they switch off until your mouth stops moving, then they continue on as if nothing had been said. On the flip-side, some of the worst "Microsoft" sins have been perpetrated by contractors or licensors in other countries who do not stand behind their work when the shit hits the fan.

    16. Re:After reading this article... by akintayo · · Score: 1

      Taiwan isn't a separate country, it was formed by the deposed government of China and initially claimed to be China's rightful government. While this claim may have been abandoned or rescinded, neither Taiwan or China has declared Taiwan an independent or separate country.

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    17. Re:After reading this article... by jhutch2000 · · Score: 1
      And just look at America's overreaction [chron.com] to Subway having a little joke at your expense. So much for your supposed easy-going nature.

      Please don't think anyone agrees with that nutjob. The most common reaction if someone started that line around here would be for the nearest person to smack him on the back of the head and say, "Oh, shut up!"

      Everyone has their morons. Our morons are allowed to speak their minds...And then the rest of us that actually have a functioning brain cell ignore them as usual!
    18. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (even our citizens on welfare tend to be wealthier than many in smaller european countries!)

      Bullshit. This may be true for eastern european countries (and if so western europeans on wellfare are probably also richer than many in those countries), otherwise it's bullshit. And small country != poor; the scandinavian nations are tiny and still they're among the richest of Europe (and hence the world).

    19. Re:After reading this article... by ultraslacker · · Score: 1

      Probably because other cultures know far more about US culture than the reverse - and so they feel slighted when a global corp. like Microsoft gets something wrong that is to them very obvious.

      I'm sure that the dominance of the US plays a role in national sensitivities - it's easy to be tolerant when your culture has a global prescence. Case in point : McDonald's is one of the world's most recognized symbols, I think right behind the Olympic Symbol.

    20. Re:After reading this article... by stiggle · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would be more like labelling the South as Yankees.

      I don't see anything wrong with the Subway ad.
      I don;t see anything wrong with the way the Americans portray the UK and the rest of Europe in their media.

      While they are complaining about the use of the Statue of Libery in the Subway ad, perhaps they should make a note of the words at the bottom of the statue.....

    21. Re:After reading this article... by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The same applies to any city in the USA. One vote with the appropriate majority in the various state houses of NY is all it takes for New York City and its mayor and local offices to cease to exist.

      Of course, this would never happen.

      In the USA there are only two recognized sovereign governments - state governments and the national government. Each have certain delgated powers and responsibilities. They in turn delegate their authority to various subdivisions. This is called a federal system of government. In general the US Congress can't just replace a state government with a vote (though I believe they can censure a representative).

      Most nations use a unitary system of government. There is only one sovereign government, and it is at the national level. In most nations a vote of the national Parliament is all it takes to dissolve any local or regional government.

      In the USA this power does get used on rare occassion. It probably happens most often with school districts - in many states if a district goes below some testing standard the state will often set up a local administrator to clean house. This local admin is not elected, and is only subject to the state board of education. They can set local tax rates at will, change any necessary school policies, etc. Of course, the reality is that the state will often toss in extra funding as well to help clean things up.

      The same applies to town governments if they get out of control or end up becoming bankrupt.

      So, the only difference between DC and Los Angeles is that there is no state government - DC is a federal territory, and is managed completely out of the Federal budget.

    22. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take offense at DeLay being a jerk about a stupid ad. "House Majority Leader" indeed.
      Sounds like "too much time on his hands"
      (I am an American. .. and I'm not overweight.)

    23. Re:After reading this article... by sQuEeDeN · · Score: 1

      yeah, I know the history of Taiwan. However, step back and look at the reality. Two governments. Two countries. I know there are all sorts of descriptions for Taiwan like "renegade province" but, for all practical purposes they are two separate countries.

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    24. Re:After reading this article... by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
      the Mexico-Texas border isn't disputed

      Sometimes it is. The Rio Grande moves around and people have been known to get up in arms about it. Try this link for info about a dispute that wasn't settled until the 1960s.

    25. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose the issue lies in the fact that there isn't a war going on between Illonois and Missouri over St. Louis.
      That's Illinois you insensitive clod!
      Errm, errr I mean we all know that the city's real name is St. Luois and it is the rightful property of the great state of Illonois.

    26. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US is involved in at least 3 (and maybe more) boundary disputes with Canada. Some St. Croix river islands, ME/NS water boundary, AK/YK water boundary, etc.

    27. Re:After reading this article... by HaveNoMouth · · Score: 1
      It's hard to compare the Kashmir problem to anything in the United States because we aren't involved in any border disputes with our neighbors. The closest thing that I can come up with would be to say that Texas still belongs to Mexico.

      Perhaps, but we do have internal border disputes in the United States, often because rivers tend to move around. The city of Kaskaskia, Illinois actually lies west of the Mississippi River because of an avulsion, and the 200-year-old border dispute between Texas and Oklahoma was only finally settled in (believe it or not) 2000. The problems certainly can't be compared with the situation in Kashmir, but nevertheless borders even in the U.S. aren't always as fixed and settled as they might seem.

    28. Re:After reading this article... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      People have died over Kashmir, ... I'm talking about earlier this year.

      You seem to think that makes Microsoft bad. I think that means that the Indians and the Pakistanis need to grow up.

    29. Re:After reading this article... by numbski · · Score: 1

      I am. Our intern is from Bulgaria.

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    30. Re:After reading this article... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'd be tolerant of them putting St. Louis in ILL. But if they say Kansas City is in Kansas, that means war!

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    31. Re:After reading this article... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Puerto Rico is a Commonwealth associated with the US, not owned by the US.

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    32. Re:After reading this article... by numbski · · Score: 1

      Oh for crying out loud...did you even READ my post?


      Yawn... another European pseudo-intellectual, posting about how stupid Americans are. Did you even read your own post? Do you not see how stupid YOU appear, based on what you wrote?


      Pot, kettle, black? Hello? I'm an AMERICAN. I work with a foreign exchange BULGARIAN. He's given me first hand accounts of life back home in eastern europe.


      It's nice to know, however, that Japan teaches singing the way you hungarians do. That explains why all those Japanese acts are selling out arenas across Europe and into the US. Impressive, that.


      WTF?


      "It is said in every third Nobel Price you will find a Hungarian contribution..." Said? By whom? Hungarians? That's nice. Present some bona-fide statistics, and your assertion will be more interesting.


      And...I see the crack they sell where you live is pretty good!


      Curious how you mention the presence of American army bases, and then tell us how awful those Americans were. Sounds to me like a hatred borne of resentment; you resent the fact that you can't defend your own (1,100 year old!) country, know that you ought to be grateful that another country is willing to do it for you, and resent that country for providing what you can't. Because you resent them, you wish to de-humanize them by calling them "talking monkeys". Nice. Good to see that 1,100 year old culture shining through. Here's an interesting bit of trivia for you, see if you can work it in to one of your "intellectual" conversations sometime: that characteristic measured by "IQ" is generally not a product of education. It's intended as a measure of innate cognitive ability, not as a measure of one's level of knowledge. Accordingly, you really can't "educate your solders so they have a higher IQ than their boots", any more than Americans can.

      Oh, and now you live in America, and you see firsthand that every single American is an uneducated (and apparently uneducatable) religious fanatic. I'm guessing that they refuse to bow down and worship you for being from an 1,100 year old country? They persist in holding their own opinions, even after you told them how wrong they were? What savages they be! But yet, you stay in the US... why?

      I'm guessing, here... are your mommy and/or daddy Hungarian academics of some kind? They moved here so they could actually do some research in a well-funded, advanced lab of some type? They won't let you move out of the house until you turn 18, and you chafe at the thought of 6 more years in a place where your obvious superiority goes unappreciated?


      Yay...perhaps you were repsonding to some sort of flamebait that I didn't see, but listen. Americans blasting people from other countries doesn't exactly help the case at hand....

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    33. Re:After reading this article... by BJH · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. Neither the PRC nor Taiwan claims that they are two separate countries, but somehow your opinion overrides both of them. Hmmm...

    34. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would say you can bitch about his spelling when you can argue your case in Hungarian.

      Dickhead.

    35. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They don't struggle to pay medical bills because of low wages, but because of high medical costs. The costs are high because medicine (doctors, drugs, insurance, etc.) are regulated by the government. If you could opt to have your appendix removed by someone with half the schooling, no license, and no malpractice insurance, then it would be very affordable. And not necessarily any more dangerous (peer review, customer reviews, reputation, etc.). Uncle Sam, however, wants to protect us all from CHOOSING HOW TO CARE FOR OUR BODIES. Hopefully this post is not interpreted as practicing law or medicine without a license.

    36. Re:After reading this article... by so-logical · · Score: 1

      Actually, when it comes to Olympic basketball, I believe it would be accurate to say that the US is ownd3d by Puerto Rico.
      92-73?

    37. Re:After reading this article... by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1

      For the benefit of non-Americans (or all the "other Americans" described by many posts in these discussions), what are the words on the bottom of the pedestal?

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    38. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be tolerant of them putting St. Louis in ILL. But if they say Kansas City is in Kansas, that means war!

      I grew up in a suburb of Kansas City (MO), and I wouldn't be too upset. There actually is a Kansas City in Kansas, right across the boarder. Now, if they dare suggest that their upstart Kansas City is better than the our Kansas City.... Well those are fighting words!;)

    39. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget New York and Ney Jersey. No comparison to Kashmir.

      http://www.endex.com/gf/buildings/liberty/eiowner. htm

    40. Re:After reading this article... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I'm offended! You misspelled Illinois! Arrest him, boys!

    41. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God... this is asking for flamebait.

      Americans may be stuck up, take a WHOLE lot of freedoms for granted, have lots of money, and think too highly of themselves at times to bother learning about other cultures

      Freedom? Americans? They would sell all their rights/freedom for a few lines about them being more secure.
      Lots of money? Sure. How many people are unemployed? How many are homeless? How many have two jobs to make ends meet?
      I can't blame them for thinking too highly of themselves... everyone does that. If they would just be a little more subtle about it...

      Even some of the most annoying pricks I know seem to be more tolerant than some other cultures are to the average Joe. How pathetic is that?

      Just a little more pathetic that the average Joe?

      You got a point though, although it usually aren't cultures that are intolerant. It are religions and states. (Although some cultures are build around religions).

      Sorry for this rant. I cannot have respect for what americans have allowed in the past few years. Fine. You got bombed, a few thousand people died. Is this a reason to bomb the shit out of two countries that had NOTHING to do with that? Do you feel any better now that you got some more people killed? Or is it that the whole business was rather good for the American economy that got you people cheering? Do you really think you accomplished anything else that make those terrorists (the real ones) more angry? Not to mention a lot more people willing to support them?

      And I am well aware that not everyone supported the wars, but the "average Joe" did and them some.

      What I find ironic is that the real damage done to america wasn't done by terrorists. You have dragged your reputation through the mud, made yourselves look unreliable, dangerous and dumb. And you did that all by yourself.

    42. Re:After reading this article... by dcs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, citizens from Puerto Rico might be offended by a fellow american calling it Peurto Rico. :-)

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    43. Re:After reading this article... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Two governments. Two countries. I know there are all sorts of descriptions for Taiwan like "renegade province" but, for all practical purposes they are two separate countries.
      This is exactly the kind of thinking that got MS programmers into problems!

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    44. Re:After reading this article... by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      > The top 1% of Americans own 40% of the total
      > wealth, whilst the bottom 40% only own 1%.

      In other words, 59% of Americans own 59% of the wealth.

      I'm shocked, Shocked! at those statistics...

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    45. Re:After reading this article... by ganhawk · · Score: 1

      No one in Microsoft was arrested in India. The software was banned which, the government had every right to do. Change the software or do not sell it here. The article mentions arrests but does not mention the specifics.

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    46. Re:After reading this article... by geomon · · Score: 1

      According to your reference, Puerto Rico doesn't have independence.

      "Independence: none (commonwealth associated with the US)"

      Puerto Rico: Come Vist America's Other Bitch.(tm)*

      *(not to be confused with other American bitches, notably Guam, American Samoa, etc)

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    47. Re:After reading this article... by eht · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the United States is in border disputes with a couple of countries, including Canada, the CIA Factbook is a great place for info like this, granted our border disputes have nothing on the Kashmir disputes, but they're there all the same.

    48. Re:After reading this article... by eht · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, the government in Beijing is not the only deluded government in that region, Taipei still has hopes to take back the mainland and they consider mainland China to be renegade.

    49. Re:After reading this article... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      I grew up in a suburb of Kansas City (MO), and I wouldn't be too upset. There actually is a Kansas City in Kansas, right across the boarder. Now, if they dare suggest that their upstart Kansas City is better than the our Kansas City.... Well those are fighting words!;)


      Good point! Obviously the Kansas portion is so unimportant that I forgot about it when I posted. :)
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    50. Re:After reading this article... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      And just look at America's overreaction to Subway having a little joke at your expense.

      Tom DeLay != America

    51. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yay...perhaps you were repsonding to some sort of flamebait that I didn't see, but listen. Americans blasting people from other countries doesn't exactly help the case at hand...."

      Yep. Responding to a completely different post from yours. No, I didn't read yours. Criticize MY comment all you want, after you've read the useless tripe I was responding to. I wasn't blasting my parent because he was from another country; I was blasting him for being an idiot. My main point is that there are idiots in EVERY country. Americans just happen to have elected theirs to high office... :-)

      BTW, how is my asking him for support for his assertion that "every third Nobel Price [sic] you will find a Hungarian contribution" indicative that I smoke an inferior brand of crack? Is that some sort of well-known fact that I seem to have missed?

    52. Re:After reading this article... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Puerto Rico is not independent, but I wouldn't call it "owned" by the US. The tone of the word "owned" implies the people have no say in the matter, when I think of "owned" I think of slavemasters owning slaves, as if there was some US occupying force.
      Puerto Rico had been given the power to self-determination in a 1998 plebiscite (and previous ones). The resulting choice of "none of the above" meant rejection of both US statehood, and Independence. Puerto Rico chose to continue the status quo of an associated commonwealth.

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    53. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll make you a deal - after I move to Hungary and tell everybody in Hungarian what idiots all Hungarians are, *you* can check my spelling and tell me if I got it wrong. Kay? Thx.

    54. Re:After reading this article... by Aidtopia · · Score: 1
      Hell, do they even know that D.C. isn't a state, it's a special district with it's own government?

      I just read Deception Point by Dan Brown, and I cringed when one of the characters wonders "how many state and federal laws" she's violating by breaking into a government office in Washington, D.C. Ugh!

    55. Re:After reading this article... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      He was elected by Americans. I'd say that makes him representative.

    56. Re:After reading this article... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Over-reaction? Hey, we're justified for being upset at that. I'm going to boycott Subway - as soon as I pry this couch off my butt.

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    57. Re:After reading this article... by geomon · · Score: 1

      The tone of the word "owned" implies the people have no say in the matter...

      And they certainly do have a say in the matter. The U.S. Council for Puerto Rico Statehood certainly have an opinion about statehood for the tiny island commenwealth:

      " We cannot continue to operate a colony, forcing U.S. citizens to accept a second-class citizenship, one without full political rights and equal representation, and not guaranteed by the constitution. The United States is a republic, not an empire."

      So it is clear to many of the residents of Puerto Rico - they object to being yet another bitch of the US.

      Next will be Guam....

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    58. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the correct term is "protectorate". And a lot of people think that Peurto Rico is the only one for some reason.

    59. Re:After reading this article... by monique · · Score: 1

      Of course, that only difference has a big implication -- taxation without representation. People who live in DC get taxed, but they don't have representation in the house or the senate. At least, I seem to recall DC residents upset about this when I lived in Virginia.

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    60. Re:After reading this article... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The most common reaction if someone started that line around here would be for the nearest person to smack him on the back of the head and say, "Oh, shut up!"

      Another common reaction would be to just laugh. The Statue of Liberty is one of the most common images in American political cartoons. I see a cartoon version of Miss Liberty at least once a week. The Subway ad isn't at all out of line. My reaction to the ad is that it's right in the tradition of American political humor.

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    61. Re:After reading this article... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      His opinion, in fact, has more merit than the poiltical posturing of the two governments in the dispute. I don't need a visa from Bejing to travel to Taiwan, and I want my software to reflect that reality.

    62. Re:After reading this article... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I think the whole intent was that DC was never intended to be a place where people lived in general - it was just intended to be an admistrative center for the country.

      DC was created because nobody wanted a state to have undue influence over the operation of the federal government - such as by being able to not pave the roads if the government didn't legislate the way the state wanted, etc. If you make DC a state you end up with that possibility all over again. It isn't a problem in non-federal governemnts, since regional governments fall under the authority of the national governemnt. In the USA, the state governments have an idependant level of authority in many areas.

    63. Re:After reading this article... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      He was elected by Americans. I'd say that makes him representative.

      He's a Congressional Representative, all right, which means he represents his constituents only, who are the ones responsible for electing him. Three counties in one state. 650k people. Two tenths of one percent of the USA.

      Nice, big over-generalization you've got there.

    64. Re:After reading this article... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      The same applies to any city in the USA. One vote with the appropriate majority in the various state houses of NY is all it takes for New York City and its mayor and local offices to cease to exist.

      Not true in most midwestern states, who have home rule provisions in their state constitutions. Unless, of course, the vote is of sufficient majority to amend the state constitution (but that requires a popular referendum).

    65. Re:After reading this article... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      A similar situation occurred in Toledo, which, due to inconsistent boundary descriptions, could have been in Ohio or Michigan. A bit of trivia...when states sue each other (boudary disputes are the most common cause) the case goes straight to the Supreme Court, who hears the trial (not an appeal, like most of their cases).

    66. Re:After reading this article... by harmonica · · Score: 1

      Do they know that Peurto Rico belongs to the US, but is it's own nation?

      Given that Puerto Rico's basketball team kicked the US's team's ass a few days ago at the Olympics - I'd say yes!

    67. Re:After reading this article... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      It's a lack of toleration on the part of other cultures. Knowing full-well that this software was written by programmers of another culture
      Hang on - you are selling to us.

      If you couldn't care less about us we don't have to buy your product.

    68. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By "growing up" do you mean have the ability to attack other countries that never threatened it, like the US is doing in Iraq? If that's the case, then you're right, India and Pakistan haven't "grown up". Their dispute is over their own borders; they're not invading countries thousands of miles away for no reason.

    69. Re:After reading this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, thanks. All you've shown us here is that it takes one very vocal legislator to convince you 'Americans' have taken issue with that joke. Try not to be so ignorant next time, asshat.

    70. Re:After reading this article... by andrius_sytas · · Score: 1

      But this...this isn't a lack of sensitivity on Microsoft's part. It's a lack of toleration on the part of other cultures. Knowing full-well that this software was written by programmers of another culture, there should be a degree of toleration and patience that goes along with the process. Imagine an office program from a muslim country calling USA as "The Den Of Satan That Should Be Bombed In The Name Of The God", with New York marked as "The Place Of Holy Plane-Bombings That Must Be Repeated Again and Again", Oklahoma called "Example That Should Be Followed", California as "Future Site For Prophet Ossama Bin Laden Shrine"... "Knowing full-well that this software was written by programmers of another culture", as you put it, imagine how much "toleration and patience" would this attract in USA. The example is obviously far-fetched, but some countries do have topics as touchy as 9-11 is for USA, and some of such pains and aches do center about conflicts over territory. And just because in some parts of the world 9-11 is celebrated as victory doesn't mean that a company selling products in USA should ignore what the locals think about it, just because "the world can't come up with common opinion on the topic, and it's impossible to please everybody". Andrius

    71. Re:After reading this article... by BJH · · Score: 1

      The post I replied to was talking about how they should be considered to be separate countries. You said that a visa isn't required to travel between them.

      Huh?

    72. Re:After reading this article... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      No visa from Bejing is required for me to travel from the US to Taiwan, but I do need one to travel to, for example, Shanghai. (Conversely, I don't need a visa from Taiwan to visit Shanghai). That is the reality of two separate chinas.

  32. Bad MS Software Titles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I just don't see it...

    I mean come on, what's wrong with software titles like Microsoft Allah Sucks Ass 2.0 and Microsoft Holocaust 3.1? I mean, what's so wrong with these?

    Damn political correctness strikes again...

  33. Of course not! by interactive_civilian · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nos. said:
    One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana. However, a lot of people still had no idea where I was talking about, and these are people who live in the USA!
    Of course they had no idea what you were talking about. Every US citizen knows that there is no such thing as "80 miles north of the border". There is no border! That is where the world ends! IIRC, there is a sign that says something like "Here there be monsters" and then a big drop off into the abyss because that is where one would fall off the turtle's back...

    .

    [/sarcasm]

    Re: the grandparent post, that quote from the article got me too. I was wondering if they were showing an upside down map or something...

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    1. Re:Of course not! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I gotta admit, I don't know geography that well either....on Jeopardy, I get many of the questions in most categories...EXCEOT, if they have geography, I'm lost.

      That being said...after reading the article, I cannot believe whole governments getting that pissed about what a time setting map looks like, or a background 'chant' in a video game. Geez, what's the big deal here....nothing a reasonable person should even notice, much less get so riled about it that you ban the software. People need to chill out a bit more...

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    2. Re:Of course not! by justforaday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Re: the grandparent post, that quote from the article got me too. I was wondering if they were showing an upside down map or something...

      Whenever I come across a globe that can be fully flipped upside down, I do so. It gives an interesting perspective on the world, especially considering "up" was chosen fairly arbitrarily...

      (Yes, I know, "up" was chosen because that's where North is, but try to remember the whole polar reversal thing that happens from time to time)

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    3. Re:Of course not! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      That would be "..EXCEPT, if they have geography, I'm lost."

      Forgot the preview button again...

      :-)

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    4. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They didn't really say what the chant was though. Can you imagine the outrage if a game included a chant "Kill the Niggers"?

    5. Re:Of course not! by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know, "up" was chosen because that's where North is, but try to remember the whole polar reversal thing that happens from time to time.

      Uh, it's still arbitrary. Do you suppose that there's a law of physics which says North must be up? Having globes and maps uniformly show South as up would work just as well. It's simply a convention and absolutely arbitrary.

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    6. Re:Of course not! by mwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Jammu and Kashmir is an interesting problem -- do you want to tick off all the buyers in India or all the buyers in Pakistan? Pleasing either group will displease the other. Maybe l10n will be expanded to include customizing maps for local markets' ideas of proper boundaries for disputed regions. It could get really crazy.

      I do have to admit that Microsoft is not alone in running afoul of the diversity of speech and politics around the world. One of my wife's favorite stories is about Chevrolet being puzzled that their Nova wasn't selling in South America, until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".

    7. Re:Of course not! by positroniumman · · Score: 1

      technically it is a south magnetic pole up here anyway...

    8. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a convention, but it's not arbitrary. There are historic reasons for making north "up" and south "down": The people who made the first globes lived on the northern half of the world, so it was more convenient for them to have the northern part of the world on the upper half of the globe.

    9. Re:Of course not! by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Informative

      One of my wife's favorite stories is about Chevrolet being puzzled that their Nova wasn't selling in South America, until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".

      I'm going to be a git and spoil this one; click here to see an analysis of this urban legend.

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    10. Re:Of course not! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Once people decided that the spin axis itself would be vertical, then N or S being up was a coin flip. In that sense, it was arbitrary, but one or the other had to be chosen; hence, not arbitrary, but inevitable.

      But let's say further that you were a globe-maker from the 1800s. Since we have gravity, hence mounts, and simple mounts at that, then your globes had to have a set orientation when placed in a room. Which way up would you have chosen? Yes, that's right, North ... so that all the important geography (as far as your European heritage would be concerned) would be clearly seen from the room light falling from above.

      One thing which mystifies me is why the spin axis was chosen to be vertical. If the axis were horizontal, the light used in illuminating rooms would fall on the globe as the sun's rays do ... essentially perpendicular to the equator. There must be some sort of uppedness bias when reading a round object; perhaps linked to the orientation of ancient scrolls.

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    11. Re:Of course not! by flink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree it's silly, but can you imagine the rucus it would cause in this country if they were chanting, say, a Latin mass?

    12. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      globes pre-date electric overhead lights

    13. Re:Of course not! by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      makes me wonder if the "Made in Turkey" [the country] tshirt label translated as "Made with turkey" [the bird] is also an urban legend...

    14. Re:Of course not! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Damn; replying to my own post is tacky.

      Something which might, or might not be connected (as GM also own Opel/Vauxhall (*)):-

      Vauxhall sold a totally different car in the UK called the "Nova". I've seen otherwise identical cars from Europe called the "Opel Corsa". Why didn't they call it "Nova"?

      One guess; the Opel-badged version was to be sold in Spanish-speaking countries, and someone got paranoid...

      It's academic, anyway; the newer versions now on sale are known as "Corsa" in the UK *and* the rest of Europe.

      (*) The company is known as Vauxhall in the UK and Opel elsewhere. Badge (and typical regional issues) aside, there is no difference between the two.

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    15. Re:Of course not! by BJH · · Score: 2, Informative

      That one is, indeed, an urban legend; but how about the Mitsubishi Pajero SUV? They couldn't sell it under that name in Mexico, because the word Pajero is slang for... ahem... whacking off.

    16. Re:Of course not! by AlfredoLambda · · Score: 2, Interesting
      until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".
      Well, child post talking about urban legends aside, some of the local languages its a nice way to call the third most spoken language in the world Anyway, I remember having a great laugh when the Mitsubishi Pajero was introduced in Spain. "Pajero" means wanker in spanish. I think that's really knowing who is going to buy your product. Yay marketing!
    17. Re:Of course not! by markbark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Quoth the poster: perhaps linked to the orientation of ancient scrolls.

      Funny you should say "orientation"
      Early European maps had EAST at the top
      Ever hear of "orienting" a map?
      Point the way in front of you towards your destination (the orient)

      (Of course on the way back I guess you had an "occident") ....bad pun, but I couldn't resist

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    18. Re:Of course not! by mini+me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      especially considering "up" was chosen fairly arbitrarily...

      It's all historical. Back when the earth was flat, there was only an "up" side.

    19. Re:Of course not! by ansaari · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have seen a t-shirt with the manufacturer's label saying in Canada's two official languages:

      "Made in Turkey" and "Fabrique en Dinde".

      The French "Dinde" is the bird, while the country's name is Turquie in French.

    20. Re:Of course not! by Placido · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One thing which mystifies me is why the spin axis was chosen to be vertical. If the axis were horizontal, the light used in illuminating rooms would fall on the globe as the sun's rays do

      What light source? The electric bulb in your ceiling or the candle on your table?

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    21. Re:Of course not! by RWerp · · Score: 0

      Catholic mass has been parodied, used and abused in lots of movies, songs and books. Muslims are more touchy here, but they have the right to feel offended, as long as they don't cut anybody's head off because of it.

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    22. Re:Of course not! by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because Canada was north Montana, and that's where the world ends...

      Oh wait, that wasn't 800 years ago, that was today on /.

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    23. Re:Of course not! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Do you suppose that there's a law of physics which says North must be up? Having globes and maps uniformly show South as up would work just as well. It's simply a convention and absolutely arbitrary.

      Not a law of physics, but all compasses point north, and most of the land is north of the equator, so it's far from arbitrary.

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    24. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans chose the spin axis of the Earth? That's a new one to me...

    25. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >One thing which mystifies me is why the spin axis was chosen to be vertical. If the axis were horizontal, the light used in illuminating rooms would fall on the globe as the sun's rays do

      Blimey, you're easily mystified. There are lots of reasons, the most obvious of which being a question of balance.

      And what makes you think the first globe makers had lights hanging from thier ceilings?

    26. Re:Of course not! by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      but all compasses point north,

      Compases point south, too. Saying the compass points north is just as arbitrary.

      And who says the bulk of the landmass has to be on the top?

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    27. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a 19th century globemaker in past life, I can assure you that looking at the globe mounted in vertical axis, in the long winter nights, close to my candle, makes much more sense than horizontal axis.

      Light from the candle come from the side, not from above.

      Cheers

    28. Re:Of course not! by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are very uninformed. East has often been used as the top of the map becasue it was the sacred direction from which the sun would rise. You may have heard of "the orient" it means the east and people would orient a map. It is of no small significance to europeans that Jerusalem was there.This goes back through many cultures.

      North was also a common choice since the north star was a major navigational point and the only still part in the heavens. In many esoteric understandings the north star was the peak of the cosmic mountain where the Gods dwell. Refer to Isaiah's refereces to "Har Tzafon" or the mountain of the north. Since about 3/4 of the dry land on earth is north of the equator, particularly those areas that developed advanced cultures early, this was also a common model in many cultures.

      In every ancient culture maps were designed around spiritual, navigational and astronomical conciderations not on lighting.

      As much as slashdotters like to dismiss religon they should really learn to recognize its place in developing almost every aspect of our culture rather than thinking that people of the ancient world centered their lives on which way the light would look best.

    29. Re:Of course not! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure when the globe was invented, but I suspect that the biblos, or papyrus scroll book, had long yielded to the codex, or bound book.

    30. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah! that one is true! I am spaniard and Mitsubishi sells Montero in Spain, not Pajero ... does not look a nice name for a car ;-)

      I have not seen any Opel caribe or whatever in Spain though, only Opel Corsa

    31. Re:Of course not! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Compases point south, too. Saying the compass points north is just as arbitrary.

      The thing the compasses point at is in the north.

      And who says the bulk of the landmass has to be on the top?

      I do. It makes it easier for me to read the globe.

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    32. Re:Of course not! by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Their called Vauxhall or Opel in Europe, and their Novas didn't sell very well in Spain for the same reason.

      BTW it seems to be a very accurate description of their cars.

    33. Re:Of course not! by bonkedproducer · · Score: 0

      They have in the past - this was a previous articles, the chant was a recording of Muslim prayers, and knowing how fanatical most followers of that faith are, it was offensive because the prayer wasn't being used as a prayer.

      I wonder how offended the Saudi's where when I was over there defending their asses and didn't plug my ears when they blared these prayers over loudspeakers nationwide twice a day.

      Now, imagine the outrage here if a fundamentalist Christian complained about the fact that DOOM 3 portrayed Hell in an incorrect light and it was pulled from the shelves? Now imagine my outrage that anyone lets ANY religious zealot steer an unrelated products availability. But you know, we have to be sensitive to those that consider us the devil, and will be rewarded in heaven for killing us infidels.

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    34. Re:Of course not! by Seska · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a problem with orienting the spin axis hoorizontally: you can only read the text on one side of the globe. Text would be parallel to line of longitude, and would go up and over (or down and under) the globe as you rotated it. On the other side of the globe they would be upside down.

    35. Re:Of course not! by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Or the Mazda Laputo. La Puto means "the prostitue"

      Or how about the Toyota MR2. The french read that as Emm Er deux, which sounds a bit like merde, which is french for a word that probably won't get past slashdot's naughty words filter.

    36. Re:Of course not! by jc42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [C]an you imagine the rucus it would cause in this country if they were chanting, say, a Latin mass?

      So what country are you in? I'm in the US, where most of the citizens wouldn't recognize a Latin mass. The largest single religious group is Catholics, and most of them wouldn't even recognize the Latin words to the mass.

      There's an old joke in the US, that if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

      (Part of the joke is that most religious Americans wouldn't understand that it's a joke.)

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    37. Re:Of course not! by ILikeRed · · Score: 1

      OK, but there always is the so appropriately named mensa society....

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    38. Re:Of course not! by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      Compases point south, too. Saying the compass points north is just as arbitrary.

      The thing the compasses point at is in the north.


      Uh, did you think about his before you posted? A compass consists of a magnetized needle spinning on a post. A needle is a straight line. Yes, one end points north. The other end points south. You can just as easily put the arrow on the end that points south and claim that the compass is pointing south. Again, it's arbitrary. Either way works just fine.

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    39. Re:Of course not! by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      North has been upwards since the days when we believed in a flat earth, we thought that the Mediterranean was the middle of the world, and that America didn't exist.

    40. Re:Of course not! by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Maybe because the most interesting ways to travel happen to be mostly horizontal? I mean there weren't many trade routes from the Arctic to the Antarctic right? So I don't think vertical global travel (ok, perhaps up and down the coasts of africa) was very interesting.

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    41. Re:Of course not! by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      One thing which mystifies me is why the spin axis was chosen to be vertical. If the axis were horizontal, the light used in illuminating rooms would fall on the globe as the sun's rays do ... essentially perpendicular to the equator.

      Excellent point.

      Even more, a globe rotating on a horizontally-oriented axis under light from above would naturally illustrate the day/night phenomena.

      But to be fair, a lot of globes come with a adjustment for an angle of declination so they can be tilted. Whether early globes had this or not, I can't say.

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    42. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compasses aren't pointing "at" anything. They're aligning themselves with the LOCAL magnetic field.

    43. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Or how about the Toyota MR2. The french read that as Emm Er deux, which sounds a bit like merde, which is french for a word that probably won't get past slashdot's naughty words filter.
      Holy shit, when did slashdot add a fucking naughty word filter?
    44. Re:Of course not! by Brummund · · Score: 3, Funny


      Now, imagine if some Christian zealots wanted to ban or censor offensive music, lyrics or even games. I mean, if that was to happen in the US, it would cause an outrage!

    45. Re:Of course not! by slowhand · · Score: 1

      Is this another of those lies dreamed up by that guy "Irving Legend"? I've been to his website.

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    46. Re:Of course not! by Madcapjack · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Now, imagine the outrage here if a fundamentalist Christian complained about the fact that DOOM 3 portrayed Hell in an incorrect light and it was pulled from the shelves?

      I'm not sure this is an apt comparison. I think that the offense came from the fact that the prayer music was part of a profane and violent fighting game. I would be offended too (and I'm not Christian) if Christian religious chanting were used as background music for such a game. Its simply disrespectful to the sentiments involved.

    47. Re:Of course not! by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "when we believed in a flat earth"

      When was that?

      http://id-www.ucsb.edu/fscf/library/RUSSELL/Flat Ea rth.html

      Also, around 190 BC Erostothenes calculated the circumference of the earth, and was correct!

    48. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naughty words filter? Is that new?

    49. Re:Of course not! by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      Borders? The US has borders? I thought we just let everyone, even potential terrorists through?

    50. Re:Of course not! by TopherTG · · Score: 1

      So what about the whole torque thing? Use the right hand rule, you're thumb points "up" to the north.

    51. Re:Of course not! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "the chant was a recording of Muslim prayers, and knowing how fanatical most followers of that faith are, it was offensive because the prayer wasn't being used as a prayer."

      Yeah, but, c'mon....its one thing to be 'offended' by something...but, it is quite another to ban something country wide or get that upset over it. I mean, I have religious beliefs, but, it is just that, they don't 'rule' my world, nor do I expect the world to change if it offends me or my beliefs. Its one thing to want to boycott something you disagree with, but, quite another to act as a country in an official manner to ban or commit violant acts. I mean, it is religion, not your life. I guess I can't understand a religion that makes you anxious to shed your life for it.

      The other thing that was weird...some countries have LAWS against you saying a part of land isn't your country? Geez...this world is screwy. Relax world...life is short, try to enjoy it....not blow it up or get violently angry over a color on a map...its a f*cking computer program...if you don't like it, turn it off and get something else.

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    52. Re:Of course not! by TangLiSha · · Score: 1

      The maps in Outback are upside-down.

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    53. Re:Of course not! by pebs · · Score: 1

      Personally, I would chosen East to be the up. That way the earth would spin downwards like a waterfall. Or would that be West to make it spin downloads?

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    54. Re:Of course not! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " I agree it's silly, but can you imagine the rucus it would cause in this country if they were chanting, say, a Latin mass?"

      In the US? Probably not much ruckus at all. If it made the news at all...Heck, Monty Python alone has taken enough pokes at the Catholics to start a war if there was any such belief in Catholoscism (sp?). I understand someone getting offended by things, but, to be directed by your religion to go after and kill those to make fun of you or your religion...well, that just doesn't make much sense. It sure doesn't sound much like a religion...more of a fanatical cult. I mean, most all religions are worshiping the same God...just a different name and set of ceremonies.

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    55. Re:Of course not! by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I think that it would be most offensive if that game depicted angels attacking Earth, and your mission was to go up into Heaven to blow up Jesus.

      I believe that it is possible for the background music in Hell to be a Latin mass, and I'm a Christian. It's also possible for the cross to be depicted down there. One of the attributes of Satan is that he's the master of lies, which means that he could do anything to try to lead people astray.

      So, I wouldn't be offended to hear a service while killing things in Hell. It would probably add more to the feeling of perversion of Hell. I would be extremely offended, however, if the game mocked the sacrifice that God made, or if the game made a mockery of God himself.

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    56. Re:Of course not! by Gorgonzola · · Score: 1

      There is a certain irony in there since Mazda is the Sumerian goddess of love and sexuality.

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    57. Re:Of course not! by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      I've seen Roman and Greek maps from before then, and in any case, not everyone believed Erostothenes claim that the earth was round.

    58. Re:Of course not! by jllawler · · Score: 1

      What an informed comment.

      Yes, the vast majority of American Christians are so ignorant that they wouldn't recognize that 2000 years ago Jesus didn't speak English.

    59. Re:Of course not! by danila · · Score: 1

      I believe there must be quite a few games with Latin or Latin-like enchantements. Basically whenever you are fighting forces of evil it makes sense to insert some Latin.

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    60. Re:Of course not! by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      Buick had to rename the LaCrosse in Quebec for the same reason.

    61. Re:Of course not! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 0

      You're saying that violent games can't use religious iconography without offending people? Fine. Don't play them. Personally, I think the juxtaposition of religious chanting and violence is plenty apt. We're talking about a religion that spawned the Crusades, the Inquisition and the Salem witch trials. A religion based on death and resurrection, war and redemption. Like it or not, violence is integral to Christianity. If you get so easily offended...well, don't read the Bible, either, because it's not all flowers and bunny farts in there, either. In fact, I can't think of a single book that doesn't center around some violent event, nasty injustice or bizarre sexual scandal.

      Besides, it's fucking HELL. If you're a Christian, you probably believe that hell is a place that's very violent and very profane. It's the place where blasphemers GO. It's SUPPOSED to offend you. And it would be disrespectful to paint hell as anything other than a terrible place -- and that chanting of the damned wouldn't even be juxtaposition, it'd be an expected element of such an environment.

      Finally: art doesn't care what offends you. In fact, it's supposed to shock and offend, or else it's not doing its job. Most video games don't qualify as art, but only because they aren't trying hard enough -- the best games I've played have been akin to virtual environments that sucked you in and made you think about why you were doing what you were doing. You can't achieve this if you're afraid of offending non-Christians who don't like background chanting.

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    62. Re:Of course not! by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      "The largest single religious group is Catholics, and most of them wouldn't even recognize the Latin words to the mass.

      Any Italian Catholic would, as I'd guess of most Spanish speakers as well. The majority of Cathlocs are not American.

    63. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pajero (=wanker) name change is not a myth. It was sold in Spain as Montero.

    64. Re:Of course not! by mwood · · Score: 1

      I was unsure whether the language involved was Spanish or Portugese. (Aside from English, the only language I'm likely to attempt is German.)

      I'm quite aware of the broad usage of Spanish -- in U.S. schools, when you say you want to study a foreign language nowadays they assume you mean Spanish.

    65. Re:Of course not! by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Finally: art doesn't care what offends you. In fact, it's supposed to shock and offend, or else it's not doing its job.

      That attitude leads to bad art. Poop-on-canvas style bad art, challenging nothing but your perception of the artist.

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    66. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's an old joke in the US, that if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

      (Part of the joke is that most religious Americans wouldn't understand that it's a joke.)

      If they don't understand the joke, then are they really religious?

    67. Re:Of course not! by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Indeed; Italian and Spanish are close enough to Latin that learning Latin is fairly easy. It's harder for the French and Portuguese, but still easier than for us whose native language is Germanic (even if corrupted by a lot of Old French 900 years ago ;-).

      Back when there was the debate about legitimizing vernacular masses, I recall reading a number of comments that much of the pressure to change was coming from American priests, whose flocks mostly couldn't understand any of it. This was a problem in a lot of the world, of course. But the US is one of the larger areas where much of the population is monolingual. And, let's face it, schools (Sunday or otherwise) have generally done a poor job of teaching Latin.

      But not everyone approved. Here in Massachusetts (the state with the largest percent who are Catholic), it's quite common to see church schedules list "Latin mass" for at least one of the Sunday services. There are also churches that regularly have masses in Portuguese, Korean, Vietnamese and a few other languages.

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    68. Re:Of course not! by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      One of my wife's favorite stories is about Chevrolet being puzzled that their Nova wasn't selling in South America, until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".

      Wrong. "Nova" means about the same in Spanish as it does in English, so there's no reason to change. However, in Spanish, it also makes for a decent pun if your car isn't working: "I've got a Chevy No Va".

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    69. Re:Of course not! by Madcapjack · · Score: 2
      In reply to your comment:

      1. I didn't say that using religious music in such games is always bad- however, the use of such music should be respectful to those to whom it is important. Of course, this needs to be balanced with the importance of self-expression.

      2. A clear differentiation should be made between what religious groups have done and the sentiments of the prayers of that religion. For example, the fact that some Muslims committed the atrocious acts of 9/11 does not mean that it is appropriate to play Islamic holy music to scenes of violence, especially in such trite a context as a video game manufactured for profit and intended to entertain.

      3. I wasn't referring to the DOOM game in particular.

      4. Finally: art doesn't care what offends you. In fact, it's supposed to shock and offend, or else it's not doing its job.That is a naive view of art. You can shock and offend without doing art. Something is art by calling it so. Good art is an entirely other game, but still need not shock or offend to qualify as good art. Few would classify rennaisance religous art as having been shocking or offensive at the time of its creation, but the art is and was highly esteemed. In fact, I think that it is unfair to artists that they must strive to shock and offend. Much shock art, in any case, in my opinion is more financially motivated than anything. Because artists are producers competing in a capitalist market, they are induced to strive for recognition and innovation. Nothing can increase an artists profile (and thus her/his financial prospects) as shocking people with offensive material. Nonetheless, I do hold that some very good art does shock and offend- but it is not good simply because it does so, but because it manages to communicate something important, not just, for example, an adolescent reaction to Christian fundamentalism. For example, one can communicate one's disapproval of Christianity without doing it in a way that disrespects the beliefs and persons of Christians. In fact, one's message may be more effective by doing so- because when you attack people (and such it is), they stop listening.

      5. I agree with you, the Bible, and especially the Old Testament is full of violence and myopia- thus I am not Christian, in the Classic Sense at least. I can hold that the principal of redemption may obtain without holding that the Bible is the holy truth of God's word.

    70. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. I bet most of us don't even know about Aramaic, let alone Koine Greek.

      Nor do any of us read & write them...

    71. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since Jesus spoke Aramaic....

    72. Re:Of course not! by bonkedproducer · · Score: 1

      But should your sensitive ears be cause for the publisher to have to pull it off the shelves? Hell no.

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    73. Re:Of course not! by Cromac · · Score: 1

      There has been overhead lights long before there were globes ore electricity. Think torchs and candles.

    74. Re:Of course not! by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are different norms in a global society.

      CC.

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    75. Re:Of course not! by Howlett · · Score: 1


      Nice post to you sir! You make it look so easy...

    76. Re:Of course not! by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of a compass? The Earth's magnetic field points it north. On a compass, that was made to be "up."

    77. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said it was a myth? Read the post again and try and engage your brain before replying next time.

    78. Re:Of course not! by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      in some of the local languages the name means "won't go"

      heh, if by "some local languages" you mean SPANISH, one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world ^_~

    79. Re:Of course not! by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
      I'm not even a Christian and I would recognize at least some of the words. After all there is a large body of fine settings of the text that are important musically as well as religously.

      So I would find it hard to believe the original statement without some supporting evidence.

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    80. Re:Of course not! by fizbin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll grant that the "vast majority" bit is reaching, but are you denying the still strong voice of the "KJV only" crowd in American Christianity? When non-KJV English translations started to appear, was there no uproar?

      I'll bet that there are in fact a large number of Christians who /really believe/ that Christ taught His disciples to pray beginning with the syllables [ Our fä'th[schwa]r hoo ärt in h[schwa]'v[schwa]n ]. Maybe some of them would admit that he used a different language if they thought about it. (And especially if they remembered Matthew 27)

      Certainly Mel Gibson's recent movie may have eroded that strain a little, but the idea that biblical figures really did speak in 1500s English has more currency with American Christians than you might think.

    81. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the light used in illuminating rooms would fall on the globe as the sun's rays do

      Central ceiling mounted lights are a modern innovation. Candles and oil lamps are too dim to put far away and too hazardous to mount close below the roof or ceiling. They also require direct manipulation to turn on and off.

      At the time that globes were being made illumination came primarily from hand carried and desk resident oil and wax burners. Possibly also from wall mounted flares.

      You may be right about 'emulating the sun' but that would be with a vertical axis as the illumination would come horizontally from the desk lamp to the globe.

    82. Re:Of course not! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...of course not.

      The North Dakota/Montana border is relevant to what? 5 or 10 people?

      '-ppp

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    83. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying everyone should be like you? How open-minded. It's easy for you to sit there and criticize others for having different values than yours. This doesn't make you liberal or open-minded but ethnocentric.

      Muslims have a right to protest or ban something they consider offensive, just like communities in the United States have the right to decide what is offensive and ban it.

    84. Re:Of course not! by aacool · · Score: 1

      This reminds of a certain place in a series of books by Terry Pratchett...

    85. Re:Of course not! by pilgrim23 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Another similar case to this was the evening a TV sitcom was first aired in South Korea. The Sitcom: Joanie Loves Chachi. I have heard that this one night had the greatest single viewership in all of Korean television history. You see, in Korean, "Chachi" means ........penis.

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    86. Re:Of course not! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Ever looked at a compass? Only half of the needle points north. The other half points south. Which half should be made to be the "head" of the arrow and which should be the "tail" of the arrow was an arbitrary decision.

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    87. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason North is primary is, well, there's a STAR up there. You might have heard of it. Its called the NORTH STAR.

      Have you ever heard of a SOUTH STAR?? No, I didn't think so.

      Besides, if South were at the top, then Australia wouldn't be Down Under, now, would it??

      Sheesh! Some people just don't think before they post!

    88. Re:Of course not! by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Hehe. :-) An example in English would be Wang, who produced some word processing software. 'I type with my wang.' :-)

    89. Re:Of course not! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Of all the things being complained about, the chant was the only one that actually made sense and seemed a legitimate complaint. To you and me it just sounds like random chanting. To someone who speaks the language, it is probably plain as day what it means. It would be just as offensive to a Muslim as playing a fighting game to the sound of a famous psalm would be to a Christian.

      The ones that really seemed wrong were the ones based on a country's political predjudices. Like China insisting that Taiwan cannot be called a country on any map, or India insisting that Kashmir cannot be colored as a different color than India on a political color-map. And notice that the solution Microsoft had to take was to change these programs for *everyone* not just for the ones sold in that one country (because it is prohibitievely expensive to just make a special version for sale in one country that is different than the one sold in other countries.) So the end-effect is that the software sold in all countries is the least-common-demoninator that is legal in all countries, and that gets really restrictive, really fast.

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    90. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition, Catholic Mass was in Latin in the US within living memory- Mass first allowed to be in English after Vatican II in the mid-1960s. I suspect that a lot of US catholics in their 60s and older would remember it.

    91. Re:Of course not! by prockcore · · Score: 1

      One of my wife's favorite stories is about Chevrolet being puzzled that their Nova wasn't selling in South America, until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".

      I'm going to be a git and spoil this one


      I hate that urban legend, whenever I hear it I point out the corrolary. Kia sells fairly well here in the states, even though KIA means Killed In Action.

      People aren't stupid. This urban legend implies that spanish speakers are so stupid that they confuse a warning "doesn't go!" with a name.

    92. Re:Of course not! by Timex · · Score: 1
      ... in U.S. schools, when you say you want to study a foreign language nowadays they assume you mean Spanish.

      Depends on where you are.

      Where I grew up (southern Maine), the assumption was French. (French was required from grade 6 to grade 8 where I lived at the time.)
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    93. Re:Of course not! by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

      What do you think causes the north half of the arrow to point north?

    94. Re:Of course not! by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      Except that Gibson had the Romans speaking Latin, when in actual fact they would have spoken Greek for most of their everyday usage, using Latin for writing and formal occasions.

    95. Re:Of course not! by Timex · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'll grant that the "vast majority" bit is reaching, but are you denying the still strong voice of the "KJV only" crowd in American Christianity? When non-KJV English translations started to appear, was there no uproar?

      There was, and there still is, in some circles. Many (most?) of the Evangelical churches have adopted the modern English bibles, but there are a fair number of other churches that keep to the KJV for a variety of reasons.

      ... the idea that biblical figures really did speak in 1500s English has more currency with American Christians than you might think.


      I'm a supporter of the KJV-only type, but not for reasons that you might think.

      Aside from the fact that some words used 400 years ago have fallen into disuse, I think the language itself is more clear than modern English. Through the old English, it is very easy to tell, for example, whether something is being addressed to a simgle person or to a group (and sometimes the honor being given to someone) by the pronoun used.

      Modern English, by contrast, has become "polite", in that the second-person singular has been replaced completely by the "formal" or second-person plural. (We don't have "thee" or "thou" and "you" anymore; we just have "you".)

      It is a fact that very few English-only speakers seem to pick up on, until they try to learn another language. (French is the only language I know of that actually has a verb for "the use of 'tu'": tutoyer... One would find out about that quickly if one used the second-person singular at the wrong time...)

      Besides all that, I figure that as far as English Bibles go, the KJV is the best. Armed with a good dictionary and a concordance, one shouldn't have any problems. (If the language you are most fluent in is not English, then this obviously shouldn't apply to you....)
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    96. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Refer to Isaiah's refereces to "Har Tzafon" or the mountain of the north.

      Correction - this is actually a reference to the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem, which was on top of a mountain - the Temple Mount - immediate north of Jerusalem's residential areas at that time.

    97. Re:Of course not! by Timex · · Score: 1
      I am irritated when people ask me, "What's up?"... After a while, I started giving them this annoying response:

      "Up" is a direction going away from a previously agreed-upon point in space, such as the center of the earth.


      That took care of that, and it satisfied even those that wanted to argue that "up" for me is almost exactly opposite of the direction that Australians would indicate.
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    98. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The conflicts over Kashmir, "Kurdistan", Taiwan, these could lead to civil war. Serious business. That's why they are so touchy, especailly, nuclear states Pakistan and India.

      There are/were some US Texans who want/ed to succeed. Of course they are idiots, but their militias got repressed.

      Should Azatlan be returned to Mexico? Stay tunned, for a civil war near you.
      http://wais.stanford.edu/USA/us_chicanos.html

    99. Re:Of course not! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, was your comment supposed to have been relevant in some way? One half points one way, one half points the other. The decision as to which half should be the "up" and which should be the "down" was arbitrary. We could just as easily have had maps with south on top and north on bottom.

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      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    100. Re:Of course not! by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Um, isn't "up" the same as "away from the centre of the Earth"?

      If I point "up", I am pointing in a totally different direction to you (assuming you are a Northern Hemispherean). It isn't arbitrary, it is relative.

      Like "summer" and "winter" - it depends on where you are.

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    101. Re:Of course not! by Jesterboy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the infamous program included with Windows NT4; "Wang Imaging".

      That always cracks me up.

    102. Re:Of course not! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      I would be offended too (and I'm not Christian) if Christian religious chanting were used as background music for such a game. Its simply disrespectful to the sentiments involved.

      But not illegal, and there'd be nothing you could do about it other than throw a tantrum.

      Max

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    103. Re:Of course not! by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a free country it doesn't matter whether you're offended or not. You can object all you like, but you don't have any business trying to pass laws outlawing whatever it is you think that mocks your religion. Even if it does mock your religion.

      One of the primary tenets of 'freedom of speech' is that it also includes *speech you don't happen to like*. So you suck it up and move on - that is, if you really do believe in freedom and aren't just some wanker who gives it lip service so long as he agrees with the speech in question.

      Max

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    104. Re:Of course not! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      It would be just as offensive to a Muslim as playing a fighting game to the sound of a famous psalm would be to a Christian.

      Fuck them and the horse they rode in on. The test of any truly free country is to see if they have freedom of speech. Clearly, they don't.

      Max

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    105. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

      Love,
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    106. Re:Of course not! by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

      Emm Er deux sounds more like merdeux, but to my rusty French, I believe that would translate to "shitty".

    107. Re:Of course not! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Art should make you see things in ways you weren't already seeing them (and art that doesn't do this is barely worthy of the name). Whether that is shocking or not depends partially on the artist and partially on the viewer, although if either or both are at extremes (relatively speaking) then it's pretty much guaranteed.

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    108. Re:Of course not! by jnicholson · · Score: 1

      Nah... you just became disoriented.

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    109. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phonetic transliteration of MR2 in French is "est merdeux."

      Translated back to English, it means: "is shitty."

    110. Re:Of course not! by Spyritus · · Score: 1

      1) Get over the fact that separation between Church and State is not enshrined in the constitutions of all nations in the world. I would be VERY surprised if the opposite was not the case (church IS state outnumbering church SEPARATE from state considering the number of European countries with official religions). Stay home in the United States of America if you do not like this.

      2) Regardless of what US citizens thinks, its constitution and laws are only legal in the United States of America and conquered protectorates*. If you are in another country, and not in specifically treatied zones such as Embassies, YOU are directly responsible for making sure you obey all laws and statutes of the country your are in. When these are broken you are subject to the charges and punishments of said laws.

      Even in the USA ignorance of a law is no protection from the consequences of breaking the law, further ignorance of a transgression of the law is no protection from the consequence of said transgression.

      Companies have two choices, release a product in a country and follow their laws, or don't release a product in that country. The 3rd option, release a product in a country and break their laws means that the country is allowed (if not morally required) to enforce the sanctions available to them according to the laws broken.

      *Offtopic, US companies, and especially the US government need to learn this reality if they do not wish to continuously get into messes like Iraq. Might is NOT right, otherwise the Nazi's would not have been fought. Like the German Nazi's the US should be aware that a united coalition of the rest of the world is perfectly able to walk in a conquer you, no matter how powerful you believe you are.

      Nobody wants to support terrorism, terror tactics as means of control, the slaughter of citizens as a way of forcing others to behave as you wish, or the destruction of a culture because you do not wish it to exist. The rest of the world will only watch the US do this for so long before again forming a coalition to oppose them. the US government had a prime opportunity to lead an alliance of all states in the opposition to terorism, it lost that chance when it decided to disregard its own rules, and the accepted conventions of civilised behaviour in seeking vengance, pure and simple.

    111. Re:Of course not! by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There's an old joke in the US, that if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.
      What you mean to say he didn't speak english? Next someone will say that he was Jewish!
    112. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of Cathlocs are not American.

      All the important ones are

    113. Re:Of course not! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Sometimes censorship is a matter of a government telling someone what not to say, and that's bad, but other times it's a case of someone deliberately avoiding saying something that would piss of potential customers, and there is no government involvement at all - that's not quite as bad. The Koran chant in the video game was an example of the latter.

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    114. Re:Of course not! by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      > I think that it would be most offensive if that game depicted angels attacking Earth, and your mission was to go up into Heaven to blow up Jesus.

      What a fantastic idea! Thanks, I'll get started on it this weekend. I could call it, what, 'Dies Irae'. Passive Income Stream, here I come.

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    115. Re:Of course not! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I don't speak your strange alein language.

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    116. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot does not have a fucking naughty word filter, dickhead. And your bitch mother is a whore.

    117. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dont fuckin believe you theres no potty mouth filter on slotdash i can piss fuck cunt dick dick dick dick dick how many dicks was that mogina cornhole pussy blowjob all day long on this here interweb thingy!

    118. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nobody confuses "nose" and "noose", so what the hell is up with "lose" and "loose"?

      Lose and loose sound alike, nose and noose do not. Enough people move their lips while reading (presumably reading aloud to themselves is the only way they can understand printed words), that it's reasonable people will also pronounce what they are writing, at least in their head, and write the first thing that pops in.

    119. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is of no small significance to europeans that Jerusalem was there.

      Jerusalem is not in the 'orient', nor is it directly east of anything in Europe.

    120. Re:Of course not! by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Or how about "United States" which in dutch sounds like "Je naait het steeds"?

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    121. Re:Of course not! by Garabito · · Score: 1
      There is no border! That is where the world ends! IIRC, there is a sign that says something like "Here there be monsters" and then a big drop off into the abyss because that is where one would fall off the turtle's back...

      Something like this?

    122. Re:Of course not! by mwood · · Score: 1

      I suppose it makes sense, since Maine is so close to a lot of French-speaking people. I'm in Indiana, surrounded on all sides by English (of a sort). You'd think there'd be some diversity, but no; the assumption is Spanish. (Back when I was in school, in the 1970s, the school offered French, Latin, and German -- I took Latin and German.)

      (Okay, it's only a couple of miles from the Indiana border across the lower edge of Michigan to reach Windsor, but that's Ontario, not Quebec.)

      BTW, while there are parts of Indianapolis where Spanish would be quite useful, there are also parts where Korean would help more, believe it or not. Try finding a class in Korean in any school around here.

    123. Re:Of course not! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Point taken, but I was thinking of sunlight from high windows in workrooms, since -- bizarre but true -- I was aware that we didn't have electric lighting in the era when early globes were made.

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    124. Re:Of course not! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Commenting in public is not an act of ignorance. It is a continual outreach of the learning mind. Thanks.

      Your "slashdotters like to dismiss religon" comment is not in principle incorrect, yet it doesn't apply here as you think it does. I was just wondering aloud about the "orient"ation of a globe from the manufacturer's standpoint. Believe it or not, but buildings are still built as they have been for ages, with some concern for natural lighting. This was more true in the past, since natural light had to be strongly taken advantage of ... but it's still true today. I freely speculated that perhaps globes were built to take advantage of the prevailing light forms of the time. Maybe it was light streaming in from a side window. Maybe it was candles.

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    125. Re:Of course not! by Placido · · Score: 1

      Personally I don't think light sources had anything to do with placing the axis vertically. I think it was much more to do with North being at the top of maps. If all the text on a map was written West to East then if you take that map and wrap it around a globe you'll naturally orient the globe vertically so that you can read the text.

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    126. Re:Of course not! by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I've read what I wrote, and I didn't see anything there about passing laws to govern such stuff. I prefer people to have the freedom to make choices based on their religion, instead of having it forced on them.

      I was responding to the parent post, elaborating on what would be offensive to a Christian. It's amusing how people get a stick up their ass if you mention your religion, and how it's influenced your opinion. It's like you've automatically assumed that I wanted laws passed to enforce my own beliefs.

      Dumbass.

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    127. Re:Of course not! by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Art has a message; that is all. It does not have to be a message designed to offend. In fact, much "great art" has a message that is inoffensive, and as such is accessible to the masses.

      Artists that hang on the masturbatory fantasy that a message has to be shocking to be "art" hardly deserve the credit they receive. After all, the point of communication is to get a message across. Sometimes you have to shock your audience into understanding, but that is far from being the sole path to expression.

      [You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, yadda yadda.]

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    128. Re:Of course not! by arivanov · · Score: 1

      It is not unique.

      The name Lada was used for VAZ export versions because someone realized that the original car name - Zhiguli means the same in French as La Puta in Spanish.

      The name Sharan in Bulgarian, Serbian, etc means Carp. In other words, something cheap, fat and sluggish. No wander it is the worst selling VW group car in Bulgaria.

      So on, so fourth.

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    129. Re:Of course not! by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Most globes I have seen actually have the eccliptic horizontal, and the Earth's axis is tilted 23 degrees from that.

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    130. Re:Of course not! by Eivind · · Score: 1
      No, your first hunch was rigth, it was arbitrary, or rather, it was because the people who made the first globuses prefered to think of themselves as living on "top".

      Saying that "up" was choosen because that's where north is is a nonsenical statement, there's nothing more up about north than about south.

      Yes, earlier maps also frequently had north on the "up" end, but that was *also* an arbitrary decision.

    131. Re:Of course not! by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      On the Acrobat manual on the CD that came with a Creative Labs ModemBlaster that I bought several years back, there were two files. One was labeled English. The other was labeled 'Canadian'. Guess les Canadians call Francais Canadian in their Engrish manuals, eh?

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    132. Re:Of course not! by Eivind · · Score: 1
      No. Infact, all compasses point south.

      Actually, a compass-needle has two ends, both equal, one pointing north, and one pointing south. Which one is what is *also* arbitrary.

    133. Re:Of course not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "les canadiens", like the Montreal NHL team, and in lower case. The French/English equivalent of Engrish is Frenglish. That's what we call the comments in source code written by Francophone Canadians.

  34. And don't forget the classics... by Noryungi · · Score: 0

    I think it was Ford, or another big car company, who sold a car called the 'nova' on the North and Latin American markets.

    In English, 'nova' reffered to the exploding star, of course, not a very good name, but it still passed.

    In Spanish, 'no va' actually means 'does not work' or 'does not move'.

    The big company never understood why the car was not selling over in Latin America, until one spanish-speaking employee actually informed the top management.

    The car name, unsurprisingly, has been changed.

    Same reason why Nike does not sell a lot of shoes in Arabic-speaking countries. In English, 'Nike' refers to the Greek goddess of victory. In Arabic, 'Nike' (almost the same word) means f*king.

    And I could go on... Don't you just love making fun of big multinational companies? =)

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    1. Re:And don't forget the classics... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      I'm by no means a car expert, but I could've sworn that Chevy was the company that made the Nova :-)

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    2. Re:And don't forget the classics... by jyoull · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually this needs yet another correction in a long successions of trying to shut down this myth.

      the NoVa story isn't true, see Snopes for details http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp

    3. Re:And don't forget the classics... by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Or not.

      Google is your friend!

    4. Re:And don't forget the classics... by jejones · · Score: 1

      Alas, the story of the renaming of the Chevy Nova for the Hispanic market is an urban legend.

      Excuse me; I must now go bite a wax tadpole.

    5. Re:And don't forget the classics... by dani317 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was vauxhall, in the UK anyway.

    6. Re:And don't forget the classics... by shufler · · Score: 1
    7. Re:And don't forget the classics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another classic: the Mitsubishi 'Pajero'. 'Pajero' means "a person who masturbates himself a lot" in several latinamerican countries...

    8. Re:And don't forget the classics... by mrak+and+swepe · · Score: 1

      Really? A Spanish speaking individual is likely to interpret 'Nova' as 'no va'?

      This seems unlikely to me, simply because I don't do it with English words.

      For example, I don't expect my father to be a 'fat her', and I'm quite happy with the fact that my wardrobe doesn't literally ward my robes, and that my cupboards aren't actually boards supporting cups.

    9. Re:And don't forget the classics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Chevy, not Ford, who released the Nova. It means "does not go" in Spanish.

      "Does not work" would have been the Chevy Notrabaja, and "does not move" would have been the Chevy Nomueve.

      And, contrary to popular belief, it actually did sell well.

    10. Re:And don't forget the classics... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      For example, I don't expect my father to be a 'fat her', and I'm quite happy with the fact that my wardrobe doesn't literally ward my robes, and that my cupboards aren't actually boards supporting cups.

      I loved the "Fat her" example. Your other two, however, seem a little odd - considering that a wardrobe does indeed keep your clothes protected from harm, and there are probably some horizontal boards supporting cups in your cupboards... Admittedly that's not all they do, but they're still a lot closer to their sources than your first example.

      I'm just thankful that when I go out for happy hour, I'm not really chowing down on the rear end of a rooster...

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    11. Re:And don't forget the classics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like nova in portuguese means new and what about AMD Nocona? In portuguese is "inpussy"

  35. Conspiracy versus SNAFU? by 955301 · · Score: 1

    reading this:

    They were all seen as deliberate policy and so the offence taken was far greater as a result.

    makes me think this is just the fodder of conspiracy theories. The problem is really that the people who come to these conclusions do not know the following axiom of society:

    Don't attribute to organized conspiracy that which can be explained be sheer ignorance.

    It reminds me of when I was tossed onto the tail end of a faultering project to computerize the Jamacain election system. One of my coworkers told me there was a conspiracy theory abound suggesting that the CIA was trying to destabilize Jamaica because the prime contractor was also a contractor for the CIA and the government in general.

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  36. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doing Complex Things for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult. Film at 11.

  37. In response to the affront of King George III... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the Encarta 2005 image of the Pennsylvania commonwealth flag has been replaced by the Union Jack.

  38. Article badly designed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Personnally I like to snicker when I hear things like that from the US. But I think this article misses the point, or at least its introductions (the USers are lacking geographical education) does not match the rest (Microsoft insulted members of an ethnic group because of taboo informations).

    Most of the problems mentionned are actually interesting ones because there is no "right" or "wrong" from a neutral perspective. Regarding Kurdistan, for example, it is not a country per se, but it does exist as a region. In my opinion, Microsoft was not "wrong" on that matter, at least not regarding geography.

    Instead, it's more of a lack of knowledge about cultures, religions and what constitutes ethnic identity. The science that studies those aspects of humanity is called "anthropology" or "ethnology".

    It's not the same as President Bush referring to Canada as a state of the US...

  39. Love it! by bobintetley · · Score: 1
    The Spanish version of Windows used the word Hembra - meaning "woman" in Spain - for choosing gender. But in some Central American republics, notably Nicaragua, the word is an insult meaning "bitch". The programme was changed.

    Probably just a slip - we're all MS' bitch :-)

  40. you think that's bad... by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

    I write oil-related software.

    Oh, wait. We don't even have a non-english version.

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  41. I wish I had a nickel... by halivar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish I have a nickel for everytime one of my friends calls with a computer problem, and when I ask what operating system they have its always one of the following:

    1) Office 97
    2) Office 98
    3) Windows 97 (and they will refuse to be corrected)

    23 in 56 can locate the Pacific Ocean? Seems a little high, to me.

    1. Re:I wish I had a nickel... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      I have an old copy of Office '98... Of course, it's the Mac edition. Macs are always at least a year ahead, even with Microsoft software.

    2. Re:I wish I had a nickel... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I thought Windows 97 was the unofficial nickname for Windows 95 OSR2 (when it got USB support).

    3. Re:I wish I had a nickel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an old copy of Office '98... Of course, it's the Mac edition. Macs are always at least a year ahead, even with Microsoft software.

      You mean a year behind.

  42. Am I the only one... by kleinux · · Score: 1
    or does this make no sense at all?
    Uruguay is a republic and proud if it but in Microsoft's Outlook in Uruguay, the company offended the government by describing Tuesday April 30 as the queen's birthday.
    1. Re:Am I the only one... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Republic. Queen. enough?

    2. Re:Am I the only one... by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      You do know what a republic is, don't you?

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    3. Re:Am I the only one... by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Uruguay doesn't have a queen.

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    4. Re:Am I the only one... by mvdwege · · Score: 2, Informative

      The funniest bit is that the Queen's Birthday is a national holiday: in the Netherlands!

      Now, if you look at the map, and the cultural difference, then this cock-up becomes highly amusing.

      Mart (Dutch, so I should know of the significance of April 30th)
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  43. What the rest of the world is like by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's just shows you what the non Western world is like, really, when they get all upset about minor cultural oversights. They'll get over it and enter the bland world of fast-food, TiVo, billboards, and corporate drudgery soon enough though.

    If a program accidentally showed Alaska as still belonging to Russia, I'm sure the US government wouldn't be delighted, but I can't see the developer getting arrested for it or the software even getting banned.

    1. Re:What the rest of the world is like by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Don't lump the rest of Western Europe with America :) The rest of Western Europe has a clue about geography, even the stuff that America screws up (wrong maps on the news, cities missing on news reports, etc.)

      This whole "I don't even know where my own country is on a map" syndrome is entirely American.

    2. Re:What the rest of the world is like by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      I was lumping Western Europe in with America in terms of taking offence. The only thing a Frenchman would take offence at is listing English as the official language of France ;-) Other than that, you could say Italy owns Corsica, and I doubt the French government would fly off the handle.

      Northern Ireland is another matter, I guess, although I can't think of many Brits who would care if you accidentally showed Northern Ireland as belonging to Ireland. Many of us would rather we just gave it back to them anyway.

    3. Re:What the rest of the world is like by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      minor cultural oversights
      So the problem of Kashmir is just a minor problem? India and Pakistan have been on the verge of fucking nuclear war over it.

      I really wouldn't like to see what you class as a major cultural oversight.

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    4. Re:What the rest of the world is like by Braves+Fan · · Score: 1

      The rest of Western Europe has more of a clue about geography than Americans, but aren't especially great on geography themselves. For National Geographic's Roper survey, they showed 18-24 year olds from nine different country a numbered map of Europe, and asked them to identify 12 specific countries. Here's the average number that could be identified:

      8.0 Germany
      7.5 Sweden
      7.4 Italy
      6.3 France
      4.6 Great Britain
      3.8 Japan
      3.0 Canada
      2.5 USA
      2.2 Mexico

      I'm not surprised that Europeans are better in identifying European countries, but even in Germany they couldn't identify a third of the countries. Pretty pathetic all around, I think

      Interestingly, Americans did better than Germans at map reading skills on a hypothetical map.

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    5. Re:What the rest of the world is like by dave420 · · Score: 1

      We'll give Northern Ireland back to the Republic when the US gives America back to (what's left of) the native Americans. After all, we were in NI before there even was an America :)

  44. Honest Mistakes by copponex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article is crap. Among their blunders are:

    - Referring to Taiwan as a country
    - Not showing disputed parts of India in India
    - Japanese employees mistakenly use Koran chants in a video game

    Most of the people who were offended are governments who "demand" respect. And those kind of governments are the least likely to deserve it.

    1. Re:Honest Mistakes by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Two of those are actually illegal in the intended market, so it's a little bit more complicated than "demanding respect", whatever that means. The third is a religious issue. I don't think many Americans would like it if an Arabian company released software in the US that showed Jesus shooting up heroin and shitting on a prostitute.

    2. Re:Honest Mistakes by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      It's the Guardian - "We won't let the facts (or a spellchecker) get in the way of a good intro".

    3. Re:Honest Mistakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's your reply that is crap. Upon demanding "respect," these brutal regimes got it. The news here is that M$ caved in to China, Turkey, and India over genocidal policies because it was good for business.

      (I do think you are correct to say that the Japanese thing was an honest mistake corrected, by the way, so your reply wasn't totally crap, but your lead-in sentence made a convenient target.)

    4. Re:Honest Mistakes by pegr · · Score: 1

      I don't think many Americans would like it if an Arabian company released software in the US that showed Jesus shooting up heroin and shitting on a prostitute.

      I'd buy it...

    5. Re:Honest Mistakes by DLWormwood · · Score: 1
      I don't think many Americans would like it if an Arabian company released software in the US that showed Jesus shooting up heroin and shitting on a prostitute.

      Except that such a thing isn't illegal in the US, yet... It might get slapped with some kind of "parental advisory" label, but it would still be legal to display or sell in the States. Some Japanese anime and video games contains such content...

      Governments who ban the "discussion" of dissent are really shooting themselves in the foot. If for no other reason, how would you properly repatriate Kashmir or Taiwan if your foreign policy just "assumes" they already are? Military might is expensive to maintain in the long term...

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    6. Re:Honest Mistakes by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Are you KIDDING? The government flipped its lid when those gay people got married (due to religious reasons) - imagine what would happen if that game was released in the US? Of course there's nothing making it illegal on the books, but then it still be stopped somehow.

      There's a difference between banning the discussion of something, and banning the display of factually-misleading maps of disputed territories. Read some of the news from those areas, then tell me if it's called for or not.

    7. Re:Honest Mistakes by DLWormwood · · Score: 1
      Are you KIDDING? The government flipped its lid when those gay people got married (due to religious reasons) - imagine what would happen if that game was released in the US?

      Huh? That's a non-sequitur. The gay marriage issue deals with changing contract law. (Especially since marriage is so stupidly intertwined with America's tax laws!) The issue we're discussing here is more about free speech. Besides, it wasn't the "government" that was upset; it was the Conservative right wing. Despite Bush The Second being in the White House, there are more than enough Liberals and Moderates in the American government to keep Conservative doctine from dominating the body politic.

      Games and media featuring homosexual content aren't banned here... it's almost become trendy. Or did you happen to forget about stuff like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy? Or to continue my Japanese example, bishounen and yaoi. Those are part of the reason teenage girls are more likely to buy manga instead of our domestic "superhero" comics, by my understanding. I remember the stink made by some Final Fantasy fans who were disturbed that VII had a gay brothel in it, but you didn't see the game get pulled off of shelves because of it...

      For the record, I don't think government should be in the business of dictating what marriage is (or taxing based on it!); that's more of a cultural or religious issue. I personally would remove any and all marriage laws from the books.

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  45. Nice Title... by maggeth · · Score: 2, Funny
    Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult

    In order to assist our beloved editors with coming up with more accurate titles, I have included a list of other titles that they can use for articles at thier discretion:

    Light Speed Turns Out to be Really Fast
    Windows Security Hole Discovered, Disavowed
    Fall Elections May Descend into Chaos
    Script Kiddies Demand More H@x, Fewer Firewalls, Higher Salaries
    Microsoft PR Campaigns Foolish, Ineffective
    Hot Grtis Proven to Make ANYONE More Attractive

    1. Re:Nice Title... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Two nits with your attempt at humor: 1> Windows security holes are almost never disavowed. Nearly every Microsoft KB article contains a string similar to "This has been confirmed to be a problem with the microsoft products listed in this article." 2> Microsoft PR campaigns seem to have kept them in business so far.

      Oh yeah and s/Grtis/Grits/

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  46. Politics rather than Geography by eqkivaro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you read the article you realize that most of the mistakes made had nothing to do with geography.

    "Microsoft employees were questioned by police in China, where it is an offence to refer to Taiwan as country or as the Republic of China"

    How is this a geography issue? Taiwan recognizes itself as an independent country.

    "A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques"

    Again, how is this a geography issue?

    I think this article is just bait for the daily MS bashing on /.

    -chris
    1. Re:Politics rather than Geography by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      How is this a geography issue? Taiwan recognizes itself as an independent country.

      Just because Taiwan recognizes itself as an independent country does not mean others do.

      I could recognize myself as king of San Francisco, would that make it so?

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    2. Re:Politics rather than Geography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, don't be so pedantic. Substitue the term "geo-political" for geographical and stop whining.

    3. Re:Politics rather than Geography by akintayo · · Score: 1

      How is this a geography issue? Taiwan recognizes itself as an independent country.

      I don't think Taiwan considers itself an independent country. Initially the Taiwanese government considered themselves the rightful rulers of China, and since then they have not officially declared independence. If they had done so they would not be threatening to hold a referendum on the issue.

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    4. Re:Politics rather than Geography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Taiwan recognizes itself as being the true government of China while China recognizes itself as being the true government of Taiwan. Aren't Governments in Exile fun?

    5. Re:Politics rather than Geography by miserere · · Score: 1

      \Ge*og"ra*phy\, n. 1. The science which treats of the world and its inhabitants; a description of the earth, or a portion of the earth, including its structure, features, products, political divisions, and the people by whom it is inhabited.

    6. Re:Politics rather than Geography by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Have you even been reading these posts? Almost all of them come in DEFENSE of Microsoft. We do have a sense of fairness.

    7. Re:Politics rather than Geography by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I think this article is just bait for the daily MS bashing on /.

      Exactly. It's great that someone trolled an entire article, but oddly enough, it didn't work.

    8. Re:Politics rather than Geography by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      If you got enough money, power or just LOTS OF guns, then that would be so.

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    9. Re:Politics rather than Geography by eqkivaro · · Score: 1
      Almost all of them come in DEFENSE of Microsoft. We do have a sense of fairness

      I have to admit that I'm shocked. I read /. daily, and this is definitely the exception.

      -chris

    10. Re:Politics rather than Geography by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      I could recognize myself as king of San Francisco, would that make it so?

      Depends if your name is Joshua Norton.
  47. It's to be expected... by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, really, how is a programmer in the states supposed to know that a valid spanish word, used in the spanish version of the program, is an insult in central america?

    This sounds much more like a "lets point out all the funny fuckups from M$" article, and much less a diatribe on the difficulties of writing international software. Yes, they've made a few mistakes, and the occasional horrid judgement call (I mean, really, insulting all of Islam? Well, at least now we know better...). But some things, like the evil spanish word, referring to breakaway states as countries in their own right, or other such silliness, are just an "oops", where you wouldn't expect them to rightfully know better.

    On that note though, what's up with the rabid nations emasculating anyone who dares suggest that Kashmir or Taiwan are separate countries? I generally find foreign media less crazy than US, but try reading an article from a chinese newspaper on taiwan sometime... it's almost frighteningly evangelical in it's belief.

    And, finally... come on, AoE2? I thought the muslims replacing the churches was a cute touch, not insulting... I mean, it's a game, you have to change the game elements to fit the theme of whoever is winning... and you wouldn't expect westerners to know the details of how the muslims handled conquered peoples and their religion during the crusades...

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    1. Re:It's to be expected... by jaymzter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's worse is the general hypocrisy being espoused
      here. The Hagia Sophia in Instanbul (nee Constantinople) immediately springs to mind as a church that was converted to a mosque. The region known as the Holy Land is littered with converted churches. For the sake of fairness, it's also littered with churches that are still churches, though.

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    2. Re:It's to be expected... by whyne · · Score: 0

      It is a joke and will always be a problem simply due to the minor differences between countries and the inconsistencies in languages. Just offer someone from Argentina a glass wonderful concha brand wine you just bought and watch them laugh. People need to laugh and grow a thicker skin.

    3. Re:It's to be expected... by VP · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...you wouldn't expect westerners to know the details of how the muslims handled conquered peoples and their religion...

      Or maybe they were trying to be historically correct. One of the most famous places in Istanbul is Hagia Sophia. It used to be a Greek Orthodox Cathedral, and when Constantinople was taken over by the Turks in the 15th century, it was turned into a mosque. Now it is a museum, but the practice to turn churches into mosques did exist in the past...

    4. Re:It's to be expected... by General_Corto · · Score: 1

      Saudi Arabia has been known to be very particular about keeping itself very non-Christian.

      10-15 years ago there was a new 100 Riyal bank note put into circulation, a much nicer design than the previous one. It had a picture of a mosque on one side (probably a famous one, but I don't know enough to comment).

      Unfortunately, the bars in the windows(!) were drawn in such a way that it created the illusion they were crucifixes.

      Oops! All the notes were recalled; they became collectors' pieces amongst the expatriate community.

    5. Re:It's to be expected... by ochnap2 · · Score: 1

      > I mean, really, how is a programmer in the states
      > supposed to know that a valid spanish word, used
      > in the spanish version of the program, is an
      > insult in central america?

      The problem is really that centralamericans can't do they own localization (as they can with linux, for example). Microsoft works like the centralized government of the comunist countries... and commits the same type of mistakes.

      Of course, the problem is not the poor programmer that would need to know all the world's politics issues and languages and more, the problem is the centralized design and implementation method. On the other hand, in cases like these the open source method shines.

    6. Re:It's to be expected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently visited China and I agree that it is amazing their belief that Taiwan wants to be one with China. Of course as US citizens our government has decided that Taiwan is part of China because we believe in maintaining the "Status Quo" yet we still provide support to Taiwan as a separate entity. Gosh I love diplomacy!

    7. Re:It's to be expected... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      how is a programmer in the states supposed to know that a valid spanish word, used in the spanish version of the program, is an insult in central america?

      A programmer shouldn't be expected to know that. They should just have code that grabs the proper expression for "gender" from a locale-specific resource file and paint it onto the screen.

      The localization specialist that populates those resource files, however, needs to know if a word commonly used in Castilian Spanish has obscene connotations in Central American Spanish, and create separate resource files for each.

      Spanish != Spanish the entire world around. If Microsoft failed to recognize that and released only one Spanish-language version of Windows, they are in fact doing poorly at worldwide distribution.

      (However, the fact that there are 19 different dialects of Spanish in the Regional and Language Options Control Panel on my XP box suggests that this is not the case at all. More likely is that whomever installed the particular problematic version of Windows selected the wrong dialect.)

    8. Re:It's to be expected... by vrt3 · · Score: 1

      And the reverse also exists, one famous example being the Mezquita in Córdoba (Spain).

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    9. Re:It's to be expected... by kaiidth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Note that whilst the Mezquita was altered to become a Christian church (built in a rather incongruous manner within a few of the arches of the Mezquita), the mosque was itself built on a demolished church, way back when. Apparently, one Abd-ar Rahman the first bought and subsequently demolished the Christian church that originally stood on that spot, and constructed the mosque there. And outstandingly beautiful it is too.

      So the Mezquita is actually an example of both of these phenomena, the land in question having gone from Christian to Moslem and back to Christian.

      I myself find it more impressive as an example of the utter lack of taste exhibited by the 16th century idiots who tried to 're-christianise' the building by sticking a sodding great Catholic style monstrosity right in the middle of it... and I'm not the only one; Charles V, the twerp who ordered it to be done, said on seeing the results that, "You have built what you or others might have built anywhere, but you have destroyed something that was unique in the world."

      But I am sadly off topic.

    10. Re:It's to be expected... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Here in the US, I've seen a number of examples of churches that were "turned into" mosques or synagogues.

      In each case, it happened because the neighborhood had gone through changes that led to low attendance at the church. So the congregation was dissolved and the building was sold. It's not surprising that a church for sale would be bought by another religious organization, since in many cases the building only needs a few cosmetic changes to be suitable. Most often, the new owner is another Christian group, but not always.

      I've also seen cases of a church being converted to a home, school or store. But this usually requires a lot more modification, so it's not as common.

      I've seen one case of a synagogue that was converted to a church. I saw another case (on the West Coast) of a church converted to a Buddhist temple. I don't know of any mosque being converted to a church, though I wouldn't be surprised to read of one. It's probably less likely, because the US Muslim population has been increasing in recent decades.

      Here in Massachusetts, a current news story is the closing of more than 50 Catholic churches (or actually dioceses). The general reason is declining membership (and a shortage of priests). This may or may not be related to the recent scandals. The properties will presumably be sold in most cases. It wouldn't be much of a surprise to read of one or two being turned into mosques. It will take a bit of reconstruction, of course, but that would be a lot cheaper than razing the church and putting up a new building.

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    11. Re:It's to be expected... by idsofmarch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought that was odd too, although Muslim conquerors typical ignored Christian churches, leaving them for the original peoples, they did alter a few. The Hagia Sophia in Istanbul used to be the central church of the Byzantine empire back when Istanbul was Constantinople. The Hagia Sophia still retains much of its Christian roots, and the only real change was the addition of large panels with writings from the Koran.
      Muslims didn't change every church, but they did change some. So, it seems like an odd thing to get stuck on from a game.
      As for 'hembra' that strikes me as a colloquial use, so there's no way MS could know without having a consultant from central america.
      But, considering they lost money in many of these, you'd think they'd start hiring.

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    12. Re:It's to be expected... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      According to the Chinese I know, they don't care and acknowledge that Taiwan is basically another country. It's just a Chinese government thing.

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    13. Re:It's to be expected... by neoThoth · · Score: 1

      It does seem silly in this context but remember how many shows removed images of the twin towers after 9/11? We are just as overly sensitive as the rest of the world at large. We just don't have as many things to complain bitterly about because we are such a young nation. I guarentee you that no one will think about adding planes crashing into buildings in their video games (say age of empires 9).
      People have, and continue, to die over Taiwan's status as well as other countries.
      None of this belongs in an article about MS software though. It does show that you need a PhD in world history and a personal diplomat to not offend people worldwide when your voice/thoughts reaches that far.

      ps; this email likely offended at least one person somewhere or will in the future

  48. redhat by jd142 · · Score: 1

    Didn't Redhat suffer a similar problem a year or so ago by including the Taiwanese flag, implying that they were a separate country?

    It's the cost of doing business internationally. You wouldn't build a manufacturing plant in another country without investigating applicable local laws for zoning, environmental impact, building codes, why would you release software internationally without doing similar checking?

    1. Re:redhat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news a Debian maintainer quit, because of the Taiwanese flag being a part of KDE.
      http://blogs.galaxycow.com//vermyndax/archiv e/2004 /05/05/310.aspx

    2. Re:redhat by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Because you lose investment in hardware when you build a manufacturing plant in another country that violates their laws, and those violations are difficult to change. But software, on the other hand, can be changed easily so there's no incentive to get it right the first time (why spend the money researching and modifying it when said country would point it out to you?)

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    3. Re:redhat by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      It's the cost of doing business internationally. You wouldn't build a manufacturing plant in another country without investigating applicable local laws for zoning, environmental impact, building codes, why would you release software internationally without doing similar checking?

      Because a manufacturing plant is usually located in one spot making it subject to one set of local laws while software can be used globally and finds itself up against a myriad of often conflicting regulations.

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  49. More Distros! by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 1

    Tell me again why it's a "BAD" thing that Linux has a billion and 1 distrobution varieties?

    Let every country build it how they like it. Customize it to their own little idioms, and language.

    Though, to be honest, I'm amazed that MS manages to keep up with the vast number of cultural details and translations that it does. And overall does fairly well.

    1. Re:More Distros! by dave420 · · Score: 1

      It's a bad thing if you're a single company trying to push out a product with recognisable branding in each version. The best way to internationalise your product is to have ONE version, and then modify that one version for your markets. You have the same development costs, yet a product that will satisfy the legal/social requirements of the intended market.

    2. Re:More Distros! by grunties · · Score: 1

      Despite their bug ridden software, this MS bashing is somewhat unfair.
      In many ways MS are leaders in increasing programmers' awareness of globalization issues. Anyone who has sat a recent MS certification exam will probably agree.

  50. You could see this coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just begs to be said... MS' programmers are Insensitive Clods!

  51. I'm sorry... by lordmoose · · Score: 1
    but it's in our (Americans) blood to NOT know anything about the rest of the world.

    Our ancestors were trying to get the f*** out of Europe and come to a new land were they could start a new life and forget about all the crap they had to put up with in the old world. This mentality has permeated throughout our culture, and I don't see it ending anytime soon.

    It sucks that we had to bring slaves with us, and that we had to decimate the Native population. It sucks that Americans are low-ranking in many other school subjects.

    But dammit, don't deny us our right to be geographically ignorant!!!

    -insert laugh here-

  52. Oh that's great! by Pandion · · Score: 5, Funny

    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom

    *cough*hagia sophia*cough*

    1. Re:Oh that's great! by MKalus · · Score: 1
      *cough*hagia sophia*cough*


      Oh come on now, that was so long ago. Let sleeping dogs lie.

      It's a different country now, you know.
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    2. Re:Oh that's great! by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      and how long ago was the windows 95 example

    3. Re:Oh that's great! by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Obviously not long enough I still have nightmares.

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    4. Re:Oh that's great! by BJH · · Score: 1

      Er... you do realise that the conversion of the Hagia Sophia to a mosque was considerably before the release of Windows95, right?

      As in more than 500 years before?

    5. Re:Oh that's great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As in more than 500 years before?
      In that case maybe they just reused the code from Windows 3.1

    6. Re:Oh that's great! by danila · · Score: 1

      And do you realise when do the events in AoE2 take place?

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    7. Re:Oh that's great! by lemox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and we all know that Age of Empires is really depicting an era circa 1975.

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    8. Re:Oh that's great! by BJH · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I must have missed something - nobody was talking about that. Go read the parent/grandparent/great-grandparent posts.

    9. Re:Oh that's great! by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      I was referring to AoE

    10. Re:Oh that's great! by danila · · Score: 1

      You did. The article mentioned that AoE2 offended the Saudis for implying that Arabs convert christian churches to mosques. Pandion questioned the sincerity of the Arab reaction by reminding about the Hagia Sophia church (that was converted to a mosque). MKalus said that these events happened a long time ago and are not relevant. Darthmalt asked an unclear question (probably something about Kashmir case), then you replied that Hagia Sophia was about 500 years ago. Now my point is that even though (as MKalus said) nowdays Arabs don't take over churches, they still have no right to be offended, because events in the AoE2 obviously take place during the time when Arabs did, in fact, take over christian churches.

      Hope now my point is clear (not that there was much of a point, mind you).

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    11. Re:Oh that's great! by BJH · · Score: 1

      Mmf. My apologies - the parent to my post was indeed talking abot AoE2.

  53. Obligatory Non-Simpsons Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Beam me up Scotty! There's no intelligent life down here!"

  54. Skeptical enquirer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the references in the article are fairly obscure. Even the educational elite among us would likely have tripped once or twice (or thrice). No doubt if Indian or Nicaraguan companies marketed software in the US, they would find some inadvertent way to offend our very tightly wound sensibilities.

    As for the oft stated "fact" that Americans can't find anything on a map, I remain skeptical. What it tells me is that Americans don't like answering fool questions that are obviously trying to demonstrate superior knowledge on behalf of the question asker. If someone came up to me on the street with a geographical survey, you can bet I would flub the answers in the most creative way possible.

  55. no, that's an urban legent by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
    Snopes sez:

    Claim: The Chevrolet Nova sold poorly in Spanish-speaking countries because its name translates as "doesn't go" in Spanish.
    Status: False.

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  56. North Dakota and Montana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem is that only people from North Dakota and Montana care where they are. And neither one of them has access to the Internet. Or electricity.

    1. Re:North Dakota and Montana by escher · · Score: 1

      Hey! I'll have you know that once we got that last can-string-can connection in place out internet has been working at a blazing 1kbit/sec!

    2. Re:North Dakota and Montana by ultraslacker · · Score: 1

      I'm in Montana, you insensive clod!

      6k feet up in the wilderness, in fact - look, there's a moose! Oh, I have electricity and a T1.

      Nearest town (pop. 800) is 30 miles away. Has DSL access too.

      So there!

    3. Re:North Dakota and Montana by uberdave · · Score: 1

      No fair! I'm in the middle of Scarborough (a suburb of Toronto) and I can't get DSL.

    4. Re:North Dakota and Montana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You poor bastard. Scarberia. What a place.

  57. Microsoft and "American" Programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe it was just in my group, but a significant portion of the other developers weren't American by any stretch of the imagination. The group had plenty of Indians, Russians, Chinese, and British programmers. Thus making the story about an American company and Americans in general not knowing geography seems a bit specious.

    Aside from that, most of the problems in the article were much less geographical and more geopolitical.

    1. Re:Microsoft and "American" Programmers by supertbone · · Score: 0

      Could it have been Pakistani Microsoft employees that made Kashmir part of Pakistan instead of India?

  58. At what point will people learn??? by Vexler · · Score: 1

    As a fellow American, I am ashamed and embarrassed for my countrymen, many of whom could not even tell where Canada and Mexico are. Such lack of fundamental and basic knowledge is not only humiliating in the international arena, but they also carry real-world penalty and implications as well. This idea of "We Americans Are Too Good To Care for Your Puny Details" attitude is sickening, and the financial penalty is only the beginning of troubles for us Americans. Many who think that fundamental knowledge is too trivial for them to care should understand that there is a reason that they are called "fundamental" or "foundational" - because they will carry the weight of everything else you do.

    So at point will people finally start caring about real learning? When a global company had to withdraw one of its products because of stupid mistakes? And is monetary penalty a good motivation for learning? ("We should learn this stuff because we will lose millions if we don't.) Here is where the hacker mentality is a good role model for what we should think: We learn because we enjoy learning, not because we think we can make a million bucks out of it.

    1. Re:At what point will people learn??? by mrak+and+swepe · · Score: 1

      "We Americans Are Too Good To Care for Your Puny Details"

      I think you've hit the nail on the head here: That's exactly the attitude that is conveyed, even if it's not intended, and the reason why offence is taken.

      It's all very well talking about oppressive governments, and freedom of speech, but consider: If I flew the Strips And Stars (or whatever you call it) upside down, and corrected my error without any hint of an apology, it's likely to be construed by many Americans as offensive even if it was just a genuine error on my part.

    2. Re:At what point will people learn??? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      However, no rational person would expect you to be arrested over flipping the flag upside down. (Plenty of irrational people would, of course ;) )

    3. Re:At what point will people learn??? by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      As a fellow American, I am ashamed and embarrassed for my countrymen, many of whom could not even tell where Canada and Mexico are.
      Canada and Mexico? I seem to recall seeing an article a few weeks ago claiming that half of them couldn't find the USA on a world map.
    4. Re:At what point will people learn??? by Vexler · · Score: 1

      From my early days of study, I know that flying a national flag upside-down is actually the international distress signal. So, no, it is unlikely you will be arrested for it (if anything, they are almost obliged, on a moral ground, to assist you anyway they can).

    5. Re:At what point will people learn??? by Narsindal · · Score: 1

      Say a programmer from another company creates a game where someone is seen burning an American flag. And if that's illegal, I could easily see that programmer getting arrested upon entering the US.

      It's all relative to local laws. You can't judge a culture by your own rules.

    6. Re:At what point will people learn??? by Vexler · · Score: 1

      I don't recall that study, but if that is the case then the situation is more depressing than I had imagined.

      Maybe someday when we show a full-body scan of Mars to a bunch of eighth graders, they will point to the Endurance Crater and say that that is where USA is.

      Very sad.

    7. Re:At what point will people learn??? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      At some point, this becomes a silly attitude. There are no "minimum standards" for being an American. At least when I was in school, the schools taught geography to every student. If the students can't be bothered to learn was is taught, I don't think that reflects too much on me. I learned it, they could have learned it, and because they didn't and I did I have one more advantage in life. Their loss, they should have taken school seriously...

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    8. Re:At what point will people learn??? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Sure, if it's illegal. What I'm saying is that it's irrational, even if it is law.

  59. overblown by managementboy · · Score: 1

    Without wanting to insult anyone, but the examples where cases of Political vs. Ethical vs. Geographical correctness. These "errors" will happen everywhere. Not even OpenSource can overcome them easyly. Take Wikipedia for an example. I am not sure if all content there would please the countries mentioned in the article...
    Now, the Word 2000 I am forced to use at work (german version) asks me if I want to correct "Investvorhaben" to "Inzestvorhaben", literaly meaning changing "Investment" to "Insest"... good that I take it as a unintentional joke.

  60. And what about slashdot? by hsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in Canada, we consider this color as "puke yellow", not "IT color". What a geographical mistake!

    I will not stop until the color changes!

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    1. Re:And what about slashdot? by MKalus · · Score: 3, Funny
      Here in Canada, we consider this color as "puke yellow", not "IT color". What a geographical mistake!

      I will not stop until the color changes!


      You Sir, ain't no Canadian.

      It is colour, eh!
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    2. Re:And what about slashdot? by hsoft · · Score: 1

      Is it really? I'm Canadian, but also Quebecer. My main language is french. Now I gotta try to understand the subtle difference between color and colour...

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    3. Re:And what about slashdot? by BayBlade · · Score: 1
      To say nothing of couleur...

      eh!

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    4. Re:And what about slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH SNAPS!!! What an original zinger!

    5. Re:And what about slashdot? by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      Another Quebecois here. [flamebait mode: on :)] Americans don't know how to spell things like centre or colour. It seems they just write things as they sound, resulting in "color" and "center". Any citizen of a decent Commonwealth nation should know that it's colour and centre.[/flamebait]

      Seriously, it's a matter of preference, and Canadians usually prefer the English spelling, but both English and American spellings are accepted, since we're not quite sure whether we're a new American colony or an old British one.

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    6. Re:And what about slashdot? by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

      Will people posting please quit claiming they're from Canada!! I've looked on the map and I can't find such a country anywhere!

    7. Re:And what about slashdot? by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Actually the ou is not even the british spelling (well, not always anyways).

      And, even though do live in Canada these days, I wasn't born here. I also wasn't born in the US or any other commonwealth member state....

      So, I am truly an outsider here ;)

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  61. Perhaps.... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    ... this isn't the time to rename "Domestic" and "International" sales into "Freedom-Lovers" and "Harbingers of Terrorists". :P

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  62. While we're on the subject.. by skurk · · Score: 2, Informative

    A little while ago, Honda introduced a car in scandinavia called Honda Fitta. Honda didn't do enough research as it turned out that "fitta" is a scandinavian slang for.. "cunt".

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    1. Re:While we're on the subject.. by justforaday · · Score: 1

      A little while ago, Honda introduced a car in scandinavia called Honda Fitta. Honda didn't do enough research as it turned out that "fitta" is a scandinavian slang for.. "cunt".

      I wonder if they were using taglines like "Slip inside a Fitta today." :-p

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    2. Re:While we're on the subject.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I wonder if they were using taglines like "Slip inside a Fitta today." :-p
      Actually one of their slogans were "Small on the outside but large on the inside".
  63. Culturally offensive in the US by argoff · · Score: 1

    Well if you ask me, MS is more than culturally offensive in the US. How about treating the information age like it demands the unrestricted flow of information rather than as a leverage tool for beating their licenses over peoples heads. And how about competing by free markets and merit rather than by artifical antique government granted monopolies called copyrights.

    1. Re:Culturally offensive in the US by goldspider · · Score: 1
      You could have said the same thing with much fewer words: "Microsoft should give all of their products away for free."

      Come back when you have an original thought, Slashbot.

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    2. Re:Culturally offensive in the US by argoff · · Score: 1


      Like RedHat?

      Do you get it?

    3. Re:Culturally offensive in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean I have other choices besides Windows? Uh oh! There goes your monopoly theory!

  64. The world according to America by Santana · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean.

    The world according to America

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  65. Negative Article by guinsu · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article made it out to be very negative to Microsoft, when in fact most of the problems seemed to be government pissing matches. A few examples include refering to the "Republic of Tawain", which everyone but China recognizes, or making mention of the disputed Kashmir region, which 3 different countries seem to believe belongs to them.

    Notice that the fix for these problems wasn't to fix the map in windows, but to remove it entirely. That shows that it wasn't an "error in geography" on MS's part but that you can't get 2 governments to agree on geography and Microsoft was stuck in the middle.

    1. Re:Negative Article by jrumney · · Score: 1
      The article made it out to be very negative to Microsoft

      The article was lame. Microsoft has done much more US-centric things than offend a few political extremists.

      Up until MSVC 4.2, MSVCRT.DLL had hardcoded the US changeover rules for Daylight Savings. I reported this against MSVC 2.0 when I found out that it was the C library that was buggy, not Netscape, Free Agent, Emacs, and the other software I used that dealt with times and dates.

      In 1997, Europe standardized the start of DST to a week earlier than the US, and even though most European countries had been using those dates since the 1970's this seemed to be the catalyst for MS to finally fix the problem. In the release notes, they played it down, saying that it had affected a small handful countries for a week or two a year, giving Egypt as an example (Egypt starts DST a couple of weeks after the US), when in fact it had affected the entire Southern Hemisphere for 51 weeks a year, and most European countries for a week or two as well.

      The fact that daylight savings was hardcoded was an annoyance that could be worked around with environment variables that you hand-changed every 6 months. But the playing down of the bug in release notes was downright insulting to the developers who'd been reporting this bug to Microsoft for years.

    2. Re:Negative Article by dbIII · · Score: 1
      "error in geography" on MS's part but that you can't get 2 governments to agree on geography and Microsoft was stuck in the middle
      You would think that MS would get enough money out of Taiwan to produce a Taiwanese version.

      However, my own country is busy sending idiots overseas to offend Taiwan on this very issue.

  66. MS vs Texas by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking of banning all operating systems that don't give me some Texas city, for choosing my time zone.

    Alas, if I did this, we'd be stuck with banning computers.

  67. I beg to differ by achurch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This isn't hapless employees. This is government oppression, and the bans on free speech necessary to pull them off.

    Censorship, tough laws, whatever, but if you're going to do business in a country then you'd damn well better get yourself familiar with the way that country works. As the oft-repeated phrase goes, "Ignorance of the law is no excuse."

    1. Re:I beg to differ by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      When law is a profession with specialties, ignorance is an excuse. Failing to recognize that means you have a police state.

  68. Another Lame Submission. by hoofie · · Score: 1
    Again, do submitters ever read the article they refer to ?

    The problems had almost nothing to do with poor geography, and everything to do with some countries taking extreme exception to the representation of disputed territory.

    C'mon Slashdot Editors - reject the submission if its as lame as this one - no doubt you accepted this one, but rejected 10 other submissions that were much more to the point.

  69. They didn't care for Microsoft's Overlook by ultraslacker · · Score: 1

    His investigations showed the Japanese, who had developed the game for Microsoft, had added the chant to the tape because they liked the sound of it without checking its origins. "They were chastised and corrected," he said.

    Mr. Edwards went on to become Mr. Grady in The Shining.

  70. It's called the lowest common denominator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    By only providing for the dumbest people, you can help reduce the intelligence of the masses and sell to everybody.

    Everywhere corporate interests are putting profit ahead of ethics.

    For instance the article says this regarding the obliteration of kurdistan from the windows timezone maps:
    "Of course we offended Kurds by doing this but we had offended the Turks more and they were a much more important market for our products. It was a hard commercial decision, not political."

    I work for a media company where this kind of stuff is policy. There's a good article about it at assnake magazine

    1. Re:It's called the lowest common denominator by nounderscores · · Score: 0

      damn straight.

    2. Re:It's called the lowest common denominator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      warning---do not click on link above----- ....I warned you

  71. How hard is it to give credit where it's due? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Regarding the original article, lupa1420 didn't write that. The Guardian Unlimited wrote it, and lupa1420 just ripped off the entire first paragraph of the article without proper attribution.

  72. Don't forget the classic...urban legend by V.+Mole · · Score: 1

    [repeats persistent myth about Chevy Nova in Mexico and Central America]

    Not True.

  73. Re:Yet Another No-Va? by phearlez · · Score: 1

    Ah, the insight that can be offered by someone who knows a whole dozen spanish words, most of which can't be said in polite company. Sorry Charley, the Nova myth is just that - false.

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  74. I wonder if it's just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...company policy

    (btw, I'm astounded that I had to go this far down to find someone who made the joke.)

  75. TWAM by robbo · · Score: 1

    The world according to microsoft...

    "Of course we offended Kurds by doing this but we had offended the Turks more and they were a much more important market for our products. It was a hard commercial decision, not political."

    A commercial decision that has political ramifications. Does it not make more sense to mark disputed regions as disputed, rather than invent a world-order as dictated by the larger customer? If Microsoft is trying to combat ignorance from within, it should make some more enlightened decisions in handling political hot potatoes.

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    1. Re:TWAM by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Marking it disputed will offend them as much as marking it not theirs - it basically amounts to the same thing.

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    2. Re:TWAM by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Then you're going to go into trouble with countries (India and Pakistan) who firmly believe that said territory is theirs.

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    3. Re:TWAM by robbo · · Score: 1

      My point is that marking territory as disputed reflects reality, as opposed to inventing boundaries that peddle to the more valuable customer. Maybe this isn't such a big deal for, say, a timezone dialog box, but on the other hand it would be a really big problem if these kinds of reality tweaks went into something like Encarta.

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    4. Re:TWAM by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      My point is that Microsoft is a publicly held corporation and the reality is that they have to look to their bottom line. I doubt they'd do the same thing to their encyclopedia product, however crappy it might be, and however corrupt they may be.

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  76. The Real Story..... by mocular · · Score: 2, Insightful
    is that free speach is non-existant in many of these offended countries/cultures. In India it is against the LAW to say Kashmir might be in Pakistan rather than India??!! How pitiful those in political and religious power are when they have to limit speach and thought in a vain attempt to control their subjects.

    Yes, India was the one example I used for emphasis, but there are plenty more examples in all countries including me own Benighted States.

    Now it appears that we are all supposed to be bound by the immoral limits on thought and speech than anyone in power happens to promulgate. I don't think so. Cultural sensitivity is not wrong, blatantly offending any culture is at the very least rude, at the worst racist. But this article seems to imply that everything anyone puts out should be sensored by every special interest, religion, and government until it is what they consider politically and religiously and culturally correct.

    No thanks.

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  77. From where in America? by Ocrad · · Score: 1
    From TFA:
    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean
    Argentinians, Canadians, Chileans, Mexicans, Peruvians, Usans?

    We, the Spaniards are not the only Europeans. You know?

    1. Re:From where in America? by generic-man · · Score: 1

      American:
      1 : an American Indian of No. America or So. America
      2 : a native or inhabitant of No. America or So. America
      3 : a citizen of the U.S.

      USan:
      1 : a derogatory term used on message boards to lump all Americans (3) into one large ignorant mass.

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    2. Re:From where in America? by Ocrad · · Score: 1
      I am sorry if you find Usan derogatory. But I won't use American to mean USA inhabitant, as I won't use European to mean French.

      So, I will use Usan until Usans invent an appropiate name to refer to themselves.

      Note: Usan is not in the Merriam-Webster.

  78. Microsoft Finds Writing Software Difficult by turgid · · Score: 1

    Tell us something we don't already know :-)

  79. Isn't Turkey one of our Allies? by composer777 · · Score: 1

    Apparently freedom and democracy don't mean as much to us when a country is our "friend".

    As far as not knowing geography, is any of this a surprise? We're probably one of, if not THE most elitist country in the world. That is the reason why our knowledge of geography and other cultures is so poor. It's certainly not due to lack of access to information. Who cares about those other backward cultures when you live in the greatest country in the world? It also makes it easy for our government to support guerilla armies that put baby's heads on sticks when people don't know, or even care to know, what is going on outside their country. Iran Contra, Abu Gharaib, what were those about? Oh, wait, nevermind, I'm supposed to remember that even though we may have made mistakes in the past due to our naivety, or our extreme generousity, that those events are in the past, and that we should forget them as quickly as possible so that we can move on to a new adventrue.

  80. I'd look at it another way... by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rather than blame the "insensitive computer programmers", perhaps we could look the other direction and realize that some people/cultures/religions are incredibly OVERsensitive, and catering to their peculiarities is just enabling them.

    I mean please. From the article:
    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom

    The Korean government, objected because Microsoft software showed the national flag in reverse. The software had to be changed.

    The Spanish version of Windows used the word Hembra - meaning "woman" in Spain - for choosing gender. But in some Central American republics, notably Nicaragua, the word is an insult meaning "bitch". The programme was changed.

    Microsoft employees were questioned by police in China, where it is an offence to refer to Taiwan as country or as the Republic of China. Now Taiwan is not referred to as country and all software worldwide avoids the issue by referring to places as "regions or districts".

    Uruguay is a republic and proud if it but in Microsoft's Outlook in Uruguay, the company offended the government by describing Tuesday April 30 as the queen's birthday.


    Let's look at these.
    1) For Muslims turning churches into Mosques, yeah, that's HORRIBLY unrealistic propaganda. I have two words for you: Hagia Sophia.

    2) the Korean flag in reverse: so what?

    3) hembra: hardly an 'insensitivity' issue; it sounds like a genuine difference in dialect.

    4) China/Taiwan: boo hoo. If the Chinese want to dwell in their eternal house of reality-denial, that's fine. What's next, we should stop recognizing Philippines because Spain wants them back? (I don't see the US forcing MS to delete Cuba from the map...)

    5) The Queen of Uruguay: that's just funny. If someone accidentally or on purpose started referring to the US as a monarchy, they'd probably be hired as a spokesperson for the DNC.

    Maybe it's just a particularly American viewpoint, but this whole stuff about sacred cows (pun intended) is just silly historio/political dreck. If MS wants to bend over backwards to accomodate the Latvio-Armenian midget lesbian lobby for more sales, that's their call. But nobody should claim that failure to do so is anything but a business decision. The folks who get up in arms about the slightest little thing need to grow thicker skins and get the fsck over it.

    And yes, to forestall the /. counterpost wave: I know that the US has some of their own sacred cows, which I think are equally silly. But I'd also argue that the US has a long tradition of arguing but ultimately tolerating such things - crucifixes in urine, routine desecrations of our symbols like the flag, etc. - are practically part of the evening news.

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    1. Re:I'd look at it another way... by Karhgath · · Score: 1

      Well, your point of view is EXACTLY why MS is getting in trouble. There are a lot of issues where the US is over sensitive: terrorism/911 for example. Didn't Westwood had to change the box art because the box for Red Alert 2 showed the WTC towers? Howabout abortion? A lot of people/factions/etc. are very sensitive in the US too. If those people are in a position of power they'll do the same. I'm not saying they are right or wrong, I'm telling you how this puts MS in diffcult positions all around the world.

      1) So? What's your point? They can still be sensitive about it. It's not because of of the bombing in Oklahoma that US couldn't be sensitive about 911.

      2) Well, what if people outside the US started using the US flags with 46 stars? Let me tell you, patriotic americans would be up in arms. Same thing happening.

      3) Yup, a difference in dialect. Mexican spanish is not like the rest of south america's spanish. They should have researched that before.

      4) Well, because it's not a LAW to remove Cuba from the map. It's a LAW in china to refer Taiwan as china's territory.

      5) Dunno, after the american revolution, what if people abroad would still use the Queen's birthday instead of the 4th of july as the official holiday of the US?

      The fact that *you* find something silly doesn't invalidate the point. Others find it important/sensitive. We're talking about MS losing sales, for good reasons. You agreeing with the reasons or not doesn't make it less or more real for Microsoft.

      You could say: fuck the others viewpoints. Go ahead, but expect to be viewed as a bitch by the rest of the world and good luck starting an international venture.

    2. Re:I'd look at it another way... by BRSloth · · Score: 1

      2) the Korean flag in reverse: so what?

      Just tell us how would you feel if a program showed the flag of your country in reverse.

    3. Re:I'd look at it another way... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      the Korean flag in reverse: so what?

      Indeed. Forget Microsoft...The U.S. Marines can't even get the flag of Canada right side up . (1992 World Series, in case anyone was wondering.) :D

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    4. Re:I'd look at it another way... by Vaccinated+by+MacOS · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of issues where the US is over sensitive: terrorism/911 for example. Didn't Westwood had to change the box art because the box for Red Alert 2 showed the WTC towers? Umm, Westwood isn't the US, they were practicing self censorship. A lot of other companies did the same thing, but that was their choice. None of the actions you cited would have lead to anyone being arrested. Hell, I'd just laugh if I was playing a game and someone got the US flag reversed, and I served in the military for 12 years. Oh, and Hembra doesn't mean bitch in mexican spanish either; Nicaragua isn't part of Mexico.

    5. Re:I'd look at it another way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's next, we should stop recognizing Philippines because Spain wants them back?

      We don't want Philippines back. We'd rather prefer Florida, if you don't mind. But, please, keep Miami for yourselves.
    6. Re:I'd look at it another way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides 'hembra' meaning 'bitch' in certain places, AFAIK it's *never* right to use it as English 'female', it has animal connotations. I'm a native speaker, btw. China and Taiwan have been on the edge of war for quite some time... same for Kashmir. The Uruguay thing should be embarrassing to the authors, but I don't think the Uruguay government should do much more than laugh at MS publicly.

  81. not so much... by Penguin2212 · · Score: 1

    The problem has damaged the company's reputation and the "trust rating,"

    So not too much has changed, then.

  82. Why would studying C lead you to politics? by crovira · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean its hard enough, isn't it?

    All those pointers and 0 based arithmetic. I swear if I ever have to write another link-list routine, I'll go postal.

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    1. Re:Why would studying C lead you to politics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those pointers and 0 based arithmetic. I swear if I ever have to write another link-list routine, I'll go postal.

      Then use, like, any other fucking language in the world apart from C, because practically every single one of them includes linked lists as a standard library feature, and in many they're even a language primitive.

    2. Re:Why would studying C lead you to politics? by sproctor · · Score: 1

      You know, when I first read the title, I thought you meant coke. How fitting. Doing coke led our president to politics. I guess "c student" mean "does coke"?

  83. Totally missing the point by k98sven · · Score: 1

    This isn't hapless employees. This is government oppression, and the bans on free speech necessary to pull them off.

    So what? Microsoft isn't a political movement, it's a business.

    Microsofts intent is nothing other than to sell as much software as possible. Do you think they give a damn about free speech?

    The employee's weren't doing this as a political statement, they just didn't know better, and it cost their company money.

    I can't see how that would not be a mistake from MS point of view.

  84. Conspiracy vs RTFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are capable of RTFA, you will find that M$ deliberately agreed to deliberate policies of China and Turkey and India with respect to Taiwan, Kurds, and Kashmir. This is not a hidden conspiracy. It is AN OPEN CONSPIRACY. THEY'RE (the governments) NOT HIDING THE FACT THAT THEY WANT TO KILL ALL THESE PEOPLE. M$ for its part is saying that it can get more business from the monsters than their victims. How more obvious does it have to be?

    1. Re:Conspiracy vs RTFA? by 955301 · · Score: 1

      Oh contrair mon frair:

      Conspiracy. noun.
      a secret agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful act

      There is nothing secret about capitalism and the tendency of it to benefit those who have the money to influence the demand.

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  85. But the British can't use spell/grammar checker by Outatime · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Americans don't know geography, but British don't know simple editing. Ugh. Come on, now. Even Office 97, that great replacement of Windows 95 (???) has a spelling and grammar checker.

    From the article...

    "The company has now launched geography classes for its staff to avoid further bloomers which have caused embarrassment ..." -- perhaps they mean bloopers?

    "It is therefore no surprise that some of our employees, however bright they may, have only a hazy idea ..." -- don't you mean they may be?

    "Uruguay is a republic and proud if it but..." -- proud of it, right?

    Typos and junk grammar really discredit any article.

    1. Re:But the British can't use spell/grammar checker by nagora · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "The company has now launched geography classes for its staff to avoid further bloomers which have caused embarrassment ..." -- perhaps they mean bloopers?

      On this one the writer is correct, "bloomers" is a rather old-fashioned British term for a mistake. It's still used in the title of a BBC programme "Auntie's Bloomers" which shows what Americans would call bloopers from BBC programmes.

      The other two examples were just typos rather than "junk grammar".

      TWW

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    2. Re:But the British can't use spell/grammar checker by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      What the blazes is a "blooper" ? That's not a word. Bloomers is however a perfectly good English word and used in the right context.

    3. Re:But the British can't use spell/grammar checker by dizzyduck · · Score: 1
      You can't make a judgement on British spelling and grammar from an article in The Grauniad; it's renowned for being riddled with (spelling and grammar) mistakes.

      They've even been known to mispell their own name from time to time (hence the nickname The Grauniad).

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  86. Axe to grind? by Shoten · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The writer talks about how the average person has trouble with minor challenges in geography (true enough), but then goes on to talk about Microsoft programmers:

    1, Not knowing where Jammu-Kashmir is, exactly, and not knowing that Indian law prohibits considering it part of anything but India. (Never mind that the law has its own counterpart in Pakistan; you can't avoid breaking the law on this one.)

    2, In a similar vein, having to offend Kurds so as not to offend the Turks with regard to the depiction of Kurdistan.

    3, Offending the Saudis by showing churches turned into mosques by invading Muslim armies...never mind that the exact opposite happens when a Christian army takes over a mosque in the game.

    4, Didn't know that "woman" in one dialect of Spanish means "bitch" in another.

    None of these things seem to me to be so hard to imagine. Do Nicaraguans know that the word "cracker" can be used as a racist term here? Do Indians know that the Argentines go completely apeshit when you refer to the Faulkand Islands as such, rather than by their preferred name for them? And his assertion that Microsoft leaves their employees facing arrest in other countries seems baseless; he didn't mention a single instance. The worst he came up with was "questioned," and that was for calling Taiwan by it's real name. It's not Microsoft's fault that China has a wild hair up their ass over that one, either.

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    1. Re:Axe to grind? by stm2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1, Not knowing where Jammu-Kashmir is, exactly, and not knowing that Indian law prohibits considering it part of anything but India. (Never mind that the law has its own counterpart in Pakistan; you can't avoid breaking the law on this one.)

      2, In a similar vein, having to offend Kurds so as not to offend the Turks with regard to the depiction of Kurdistan.


      In both cases you can make customized versions of the software to comply local laws.
      In Argentina, all maps that are sold has to be aproved for "Instituto Geografico Militar", a map not aproved by them is illegal. This issue was raised by local maps manufacturers when imported maps (cheaper than local) come from China. so they use this argument to not allow them to be sold here. They say the foreneing maps has Falklands as UK territory insted of Malvinas Argentinas, but in fact the real problem was that they didn't want to compete.

      Regarding hembra usage in Nicaragua, I didn''t know it even if I am a native Spanish speaker (from Argentina). Hembra means female, used mostly for animals (like Macho for men). But waht is true, is that translations of MS sucks. That is one reason I use software in English.

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    2. Re:Axe to grind? by indigeek · · Score: 1

      Do Indians know that the Argentines go completely apeshit when you refer to the Faulkand Islands as such, rather than by their preferred name for them?
      Indians certainly know of this, because football (ok, soccer) is reasonably popular around here. Everytime a match comes up this issue comes up, but it doesnt stop the Indian newspapers from calling them Falklands anyway.

    3. Re:Axe to grind? by Dasein · · Score: 1

      So, a Spanish question. Is "mujer" a safe translation? I suppose it depends on the context if the male side was translated as "varón" then "mujer" would not be parallel.

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    4. Re:Axe to grind? by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      And his assertion that Microsoft leaves their employees facing arrest in other countries seems baseless; he didn't mention a single instance.

      "For example when employees were arrested in Turkey because Kurdistan had been shown as a separate entity on maps of the country, a decision was taken to remove Kurdistan from all maps."

    5. Re:Axe to grind? by danila · · Score: 1

      Never mind that the law has its own counterpart in Pakistan; you can't avoid breaking the law on this one.
      There is simple solution - make the colour of Kashmir change according to the Location settings in Windows. When the computer is in India, make Kashmir belong to it, ditto for Pakistan.

      Interestingly, I believe the problem was with the Time Zones map, which didn't display the national boundaries per se. So even though it may be questionable whether Kashmir belongs to India or to Pakistan, I think the issue of what time doe they use there is not so controversial. You can just come to Kashmir and look at the clock - it's either Indian time or Pakistanian. Or do they actually use both time zones there? :)

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    6. Re:Axe to grind? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that most maps now show something like "Falkland Islands (Las Malvinas)" for that group of islands.

      This isn't so much a case of political correctness as it is what mapmakers have often done when a place or area has several names. And it doesn't matter whether the names are political or historical. A good mapmaker would be expected to document multiple names, as this makes the map more useful. Of course, there's always the contrary pressure of limited space.

      Thus, maps now routinely say things like "Myanmar (Burma)" and "Thailand (Siam)" In some National Geographic maps that I have on hand, in Europe I see names like "Finland (Suomi)", "Jylland (Jutland)", and "Ireland (Eire)". On another map I see "Xinjiang (Sinkiang)" and "Xizang (Tibet)".

      I've also seen "Israel (Palestine)" on maps. It's probably hard to sell those maps in the Middle East. But to someone who is using maps for their main purpose, such multiple names can be quite useful.

      Something I could see useful to people like the MS sales staff is a map that thoroughly documents all such multiple names, with footnotes explaining the origins of the names and any social or political reasons for choosing among alternative names. Has anyone done this? It seems like something that would work especially well as a web site, since hyperlinks would work better than printed text for such complex maps.

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    7. Re:Axe to grind? by stm2 · · Score: 1

      Usually translation depends of the context, but mujer is always safe. And yes, mujer is "parallel" of varón.
      Hombre - Mujer
      Chico - Chica
      Varón - Mujer
      Macho - Hembra
      Caballero - Dama

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    8. Re:Axe to grind? by SEE · · Score: 1

      Or do they actually use both time zones there? :)

      Actually, Kashmir uses three time zones. In practice, they use Pakistan time in the Pakistan-occupied, Indian-claimed section; they use Indian time in the India-occupied, Pakistan-claimed section; and they use Chinese time in the Chinese-occupied, Indian-claimed section.

      All three countries only have one time zone nationwide, and all three are different. So under Indian law, all three zones are part of India and on Indian time. Under Pakistani law, both Pakistani-claimed zones are part of Pakistan and on Pakistani time. Under Chinese law, the Chinese-occupied zone is part of China and on Chinese time.

      Accordingly, there is literally no way to mark Kashmir's time zone(s) that doesn't implicity express an opinion on the soverignty of portions of Kashmir in contradiction of the opinion of at least one of the three involved governments.

    9. Re:Axe to grind? by danila · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I think the solution can be found in RTS games. The Kashmir part of the Time Zones map should be covered in "fog of war". An attempt to click there should bring up a dialog with a request "Please enter the desired time in this zone".

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    10. Re:Axe to grind? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      That belongs in wikipedia. Dunno if it's there.

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  87. I know americans are stupid by fermion · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    But this is not stupidity. Most of it is honest interpretation, convention, or simple oppression. WRT the later, some American companies are going to prize profit above all and cave to the oppresing regime, but that is nothing to be proud of.

    WRT the former issues, there are all sorts of things we do that is offensive. We put Australia on the bottom of the map. Why? We use a projection mechanism that distorts the sizes of geographic regions. Even the colors might be offensive to some one.

    Stupid programming example are translating an english word into a profane word in the other language. Or catagorizing text by english usage rather than by funtion. What we have here are normal management decisions.

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    1. Re:I know americans are stupid by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      So what country are you from?

    2. Re:I know americans are stupid by AwesomeJT · · Score: 1

      I can understand your point. Anyone that gets their impressions of how brilliant Americans (BTW, capitalize the word "Americans" - it is a proper noun) are by watching our TV shows -- particularly Jay Leno's Jaywalking segment of the Tonight Show -- must think we are a bunch of idiots. The wonderful thing about Stupidity is that it does not discriminate on national origin, race, political affliction, creed, gender, or any other segregating factors. There seems to be a great number of stupid people in every people group in the world.

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  88. Nova? Si va!!!! by QEDog · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Well, I'm from a spanish-speaking country, and my parents had a Nova when I was growing up. ALL the kids in my neighborhood made fun of me because my parents had the car that doesn't go. I remember the chanting:

    "No va! No vaaaa!"

    To what I would reply:

    "Si vaaa! Si vaaaa!"

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    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
    1. Re:Nova? Si va!!!! by jyoull · · Score: 1

      So if what you are saying is true, it still doesn't quite invalidate Snopes...

      the big story, the one that appears on middle-manager Powerpoint slides all across this English-speaking country, is a lot more intricate than that. it's been spun into a tale of corporate missteps, much bigger than the reality.

      When I was a kid we twisted names around too, but there's more to this urban legend than that.

  89. Straight from the horses' mouth by delus10n0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://weblogs.asp.net/oldnewthing/archive/2003/08 /22/54679.aspx

    The time zone map met a similar fate. The Indian government threatened to ban all Microsoft software from the country because we assigned a disputed region to Pakistan in the time zone map. (Any map that depicts an unfavorable border must bear a government stamp warning the end-user that the borders are incorrect. You can't stamp software.) We had to make a special version of Windows 95 for them.

    Geopolitics is a very sensitive subject.

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  90. Not just limited to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years ago, the US postal service had a directory that listed how to do something (can't remember what) in different languages. Next to each language, they had each country's flag, including (North) Vietnam. The local Vietnamese population that fled during the communist takeover expressed extreme dismay that they were "honoring" North Vietnam by using their flag. So they ended up placing the South Vietnam flag next to the North Vietnam flag. After they did that, the Vietnamese ambassador started raising a stick.

    And in the middle of this was the Postal Service, trying to do nothing other than provide multilingual services in the most efficient way possible with their thumb up their ass trying to figure out what they were supposed to do.

  91. planned "mistakes" by randall_burns · · Score: 1
    What I'm struck by: both of the geographic decisions discussed in this article are the sort of thing one or a few folks inside Microsoft might get through QA cycle without a lot of work. I've seen some things in some of the fonts that some groups would find offensive.


    Now, when I worked in the area of fraud detection, it was clear that there were organized gangs that were working inside banks to defraud them. It doesn't seem like a big stretch to me that someone might not work in corporatations for purely political, not monetary ends(i.e. slip a few thousand to someone in the right position is all it might take).

  92. testing_again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does this work?

  93. Republic of Ireland in the UK by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I forget the exact piece of software involved, but a few years ago an Irish friend of mine nearly went postal when the software he was using insisted on listing his Republic of Ireland address as being in the UK. That's a huge insult to anyone who lives in Ireland.

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    "The market alone cannot provide sufficient constraints on corporation's penchant to cause harm." -- Joel Bakan
    1. Re:Republic of Ireland in the UK by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Photoshop 5 didn't even list Canada as a country when I installed it years ago. US was there, France, Belgium, etc. But the US neighbourg to the north? Noooooooo.

      (I can already see people replying to this in a bad way...)

    2. Re:Republic of Ireland in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admit to feeling aggravated when the name 'England' is inferred to cover my country, Wales; my Scots friends find the reassignation of their homeland irritating too. Guess which country's citizens most commonly make this mistake...
      Referring to that country as 'Southern Canada' usually provokes a response, not to mention making me laugh. :)

  94. New Mexico USA by sckeener · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My favorite stat is that %25 of US citizens think New Mexico is not a state.

    Just imagine if someone invaded New Mexico and 25% of America were upset that we were sending troops there.

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    1. Re:New Mexico USA by jbeaupre · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I grew up there and get questions like:
      Can you drink the water?
      Can you use dollars?
      Can you speak english? (that was from Purdue U)
      Is that part of Arizona?

      The last is my favorite since Arizona used to be part of New Mexico. Heck, the western half of the US, including Texas, used to be ruled from Sante Fe. New Mexico was glad to see Texas go, just wish they'd kept going.

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    2. Re:New Mexico USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and they think that Japan was the first and only foreign country that the USA nuked.

    3. Re:New Mexico USA by dragondm · · Score: 1

      Heh, I have noticed that New Mexico is the only state that has to put 'USA' after it's name on its licence plates.

      Tho' to be pedantic, Texas was never a part of New Mexico territory (or ruled from Santa Fe)
      Actually the eastern half of the state of New Mexico was part of Texas at one point, as was part of Colorado. Texas was never a territory, it was an independant republic, and a state of Mexico before that.

      The folks who don't realize New Mexico is in the US would be even funnier if the division of the New Mexico territory into New Mexico and Arizona had been a bit different. It was almost divided north-and-south not east-and-west, with New Mexico to the *North* of Arizona. If that had happened, New Mexico wouldn't have even been on the border!

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  95. The basic problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many Microsoft employees are accustomed to growing up in a country where free speech is actually allowed (if not always appreciated).

    It's not surprising if they don't realize that failing to adhere strictly to the party line can get you thrown in jail in some countries.

    A side benefit of offshore outsourcing is that your foreign programmers is that your programmers may be more careful to watch what they say, if they're used to living in a nonfree society.

  96. Re:Yet Another No-Va? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
    That said, other countries being offended by offerings in the USA (like the Koran chant in the video game) need to be scoffed at. Their culture is not the US culture and should not be considered.

    And what exactly is the US culture? Unless I'm mistaken the US culture is one supposed to be based on anyone from anywhere. The old melting pot.

    I guess if a muslim country produced a video game with christian chants or something similar and the religious fanatics in the US got in an uproar it's ok for the muslim country to scoff at them?

    I know, a game should be produced showing the Pope saying it is ok to kill and rape unbelievers. Yeah, let's do that. That won't be a problem since Catholicism isn't part of a muslim country's culture.

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  97. Kashmir by Flave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wrote a shareware timezone application (WorldClock) where I allow the user to click on a map of the world and get the local times in that area.

    You would not believe the number of (abusive) emails I have received over Kashmir. You try to explain that the map highlights reflect timezone boundaries and not political boundaries but they just don't care. They are all blind to reason when it comes to anything to do with Kashmir.

  98. OS before Applications? Really? by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

    Well that's not very useful is it. So your Windows doesn't come with IE and a calculator, or your distro didn't come with a couple application CDs? Didn't your Mac come with all the applications that are holy and rightous in the eyes of Apple?

    I think you'll find a large chunk of us install our OS and a good set of applications as part of one process, even if technically the OS is a half a tick of a progress bar before the application install really begins.

  99. Huh? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Two of the cases cited involve a person going to jail for how a map was drawn.

    This article certainly illuminated what backward-thinkers Americans are.

    Huh?

    -Peter

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right: the Guardian article didn't show Americans for the backward thinkers they are, but this article certainly does. Happy now?

  100. And don't forget Microsoft Bob... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    which singlehandedly offended the entire planet.

  101. What's more embarrassing? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1
    What's more embarrassing?
    • USA not knowing anything about !USA.
    • Microsoft not being brought down by 100s of M$ in lost business.
    • Governments overreacting by banning software. In stead of allowing a patch.
    Also:
    ...It [a chant presumably an audio file] was an incredible insult to Islam... Microsoft withdrew the game worldwide...
    Why not just change the chant?

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  102. Uhmm by akintayo · · Score: 1

    Actions speak louder than words. The UK went to war to defend the Falkland Islands against an incursion by Argentina. This does not show the lack of caring you describe.

    Also the recent military celebrations of the 300th anniversary of Gibraltar's capture did not arouse loving feelings between the UK and Spain.

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    1. Re:Uhmm by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      But likewise, many British people spend a lot of time in Spain, or even live there, without being under attack or discrimination by the Spanish government or its people. Argentina and the UK also get on fine.

      Of course Britain's going to go out and do some ass kicking when people tread on its interests, but I wouldn't see the UK arresting people for accidentally claiming the Falklands belong to Argentina.

  103. The programmer's fault? by nukeade · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So many people have been quick to blame this phenomenon on the programmers (and particularly, American programmers) for not having sufficient knowledge of local laws and political and religious sensitive points. Many of these issues seem like problems that are really only obvious in retrospect--how many people, honestly, would think twice about their coloring or name of a little region on a map while they're doing it, the connotations of a word they choose in countries they haven't studied that speak the same language when they're translating, or the source of a chant they put in the background of a game? It seems to me that a lot of these issues, even, wouldn't even be noticed by or much less bother much of the population of the country that they purportedly offend. There are a lot of people eager to jump on your throat about issues so minor that you would never see them coming everywhere, and I doubt that any class given to programmers or management will be able to appreciably reduce the number of these situations. The only effective prevention I can see would be to either hire a lot of local testers in every region or to hire a lot of local programmers in every region. Even then, though, I wonder how many of the locals take it personally that a region disputed by their country goes by a different name or details about how members of their religion are portrayed in a game. In most cases, we're talking about one offended bureaucrat, not mobs of offended civilians.

    ~Ben

  104. Finally Appropriate by Meostro · · Score: 1

    All your base are belong to us!

  105. valid issues, but... by wmeyer · · Score: 1
    While the article points out s number of important issues, it is appallingly incompetent in ist English construction -- an irony given the subject of the piece.


    Dropped words and misused commas caused me so many mental double-takes that I would not have bothered reading further, had I not been interested in the reported issues.


    Numerous of the points raised are valid; some are silly (though not to those offended, I'm sure.) Just as the Olympics has had to cave in to the demands of the PRC, and has dubbed Taiwan "Chinese Taipei" (surely an offense to the Taiwainese!), MS has had to cave in to the realities of political instabilities outside the U.S. and Western Europe.

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  106. Re:Of course not! (right hand rule) by mikestro · · Score: 0

    Technically, because of the way we define the direction of torque, the right-hand rule would define "up" as being the north pole because of the direction of the earth's spin.

  107. Re:Yet Another No-Va? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

    So how is a company supposed to know that in a country a few thousand miles away a word that has a common meaning in all other parts of the world that speak the same language is seen as an insult? They can't. Not even MS has the means to keep up a massive network of people to stand around and baby a list of slang words.

    Still, this is fucking stupid. Could you imagine the shit that would fly if the US GOVERNMENT started bitching about a foreign software company using a common English word that had a double meaning? "We are OFFENDED and OUTRAGED that they used the word 'screw' to refer to a conical piece of metal with an inclined plane wrapped around it. Seriously, screw also means FUCK! We can't have our children using that word!"

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  108. To those who complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait for the next service pack.

  109. Churches to Mosques? by Zarkonnen · · Score: 5, Informative

    "A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom."

    Just as a minor, semi-offtopic comment: Um, wasn't that precisely what happened to the Hagia Sofia? You can still see the faint traces of the crosses that were removed when the whole thing was turned into a Mosque. So even if turning churches into mosques wasn't normal practice, it did happen. To quote from a website about the Hagia Sophia:

    "On Tuesday, May 29, 1453, Sultan Mehmet the Conqueror entered the vanquished city late in the afternoon and rode to Hagia Sophia. He was amazed at its beauty and decided to convert the Cathedral into his imperial mosque."

    (Disclaimer: No, I'm not trying to be inflammatory about religion, I'm just making a historical point.)

    1. Re:Churches to Mosques? by perl_camel_jockey · · Score: 1

      The Ottomans had no problem about converting churches into mosques. The Saudis do, as I believe Wahabbia jurisprudence would frown upon it.

    2. Re:Churches to Mosques? by kbahey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that happened for sure. I don't understand the over reaction by the Saudis, but it is perhaps oversensitivity to the issue or something.

      It did not happen in every case where Muslim armies conquered though, since there are lots of pre-Islamic churches in Syria, Egypt, ...etc. still exist today.

      You have to also remember that it also happened the other way, the mosques in Spain and Portugal were turned into churches as the Catholics too them over. Many of the church towers in Spain have a Moorish / North African architecture because of this.

      That was before the conquest of Constantinople, and perhaps a reaction as well?

    3. Re:Churches to Mosques? by sita · · Score: 1

      It is uncommon to turn a temple of religion A into a temple of religion B after conquering a country or region. Usually the conqueror tears down temple A and builds a temple B in the exact same spot (with the stones recovered from temple A). This is how conquerors assert themselves. Moslems definitely did this in Moghul India, and the Hindus of course have done the reverse (indeed quite recently). It has been standard practice in christendom -- there are A LOT of pagan temples under churches around the globe.

    4. Re:Churches to Mosques? by perl_camel_jockey · · Score: 1

      I assume you're talking about the Babri Masjid in Ayodhya. Tell me, why did the Hindus fel the need to tear it down? Didn't they have accesss to it to pray on the site of their former temple? It's ironic that I heard somewhere that Akbar wanted both religions to share it.

  110. canada, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what state is that in?

    1. Re:canada, eh? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1
      what state is that in?

      Canada is located in the state of Toronto. Sheesh!

  111. Blaming programmers for poor editors???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the Stupidity-revealed-by-a-non-anonymous-coward-depar tment:

    Microsoft cannot blame its programmers for lack of knoweldge of geographical locations in the world. Rather, it is the editors who are supposed to be PROOFreaders who have failed in this regard. I wouldn't want to burden my programmers with having to figure out the insensitivities of the people of "incancunia". I'd rather have a staff separate from the actual programming reading every translation, reference and so-called 'insensitive' musings and edit appropriately.

    -Anon 3000

  112. Expensive oversights by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 2, Informative
    From the article:


    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom


    Their knowledge of geography might be flawed, but their knowledge of history seems to be spot on. Mosques built over top of razed Christian churches is a very common thing in the middle east.

    1. Re:Expensive oversights by vidarh · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that what matters for a company that wants to sell their products worldwide is political knowledge more than geography or history - some information is simply not palatable to a lot of governments or communities regardless of whether it's accurate or not.

  113. Wrong about Taiwain and Taiwan by hung_himself · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the interests of furthering accuracy and geographic knowledge - several points.

    1 Taiwan is the Republic of China and claims to be government of the whole of China. The Republic of Taiwan is just wrong - and reflects the US two China policy. It is as big a faux pas as calling the People's Republic of China, the Republic of Mainland China (or worse Communist China)

    2 Only 26 countries recognize the ROC. It used to be the other way until the 70's when most countries did pursue a 2-China policy due to US influence. Google Taiwan recognition and you will see why this is the case and how it came about

    Don't even want to go near Kashmir but Microsoft should have at the very least just made it a disputed region under control of India and I think people would have been satisfied (since that is in fact the reality of the situation...)

    Ironically, the "fix" to the problem shows the source of the problem. Microsoft wants to do as little work as possible and rather than globalizing its software it wants to repackage the American form.

    1. Re:Wrong about Taiwain and Taiwan by FinalCut · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe there just isn't sufficient ROI to deal with each nations ideosynchrocies. Removing the map, rather than maitaining and versioning yet another file (and thus taking up time in someones already busy schedule fixing real problems, adding features, etc..) probably just wasn't an area that MS (or many other companies) would have felt was worth the investment. So instead, they cut out a feature that, at any given time, could change and thus cause new allegations of insensitivity. It isn't as if geopolitical differences are limited to the small sampling addressed in the article. I'm sure there is an entire cataloge of issues that might arise with each change in power in many countries. The source of the problem is not only Microsoft. Sure, in some of these examples they could have addressed the problems in a more careful manner; however, some of the problems are just the nature of the ever changing political landscape beast that is our world.

    2. Re:Wrong about Taiwain and Taiwan by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      To be even more accurate, very few countries - if any at all - ever recognized two Chinas. During the Cold War, the ROC regime in Taiwan was generally considered the rightful one, holding the UN Security Council seat. The PRC regime was considered to be simply rebels, with recognition basically only within the communist bloc.

      As the Cold War moved to a stage where China became useful against the USSR, the PRC gained the Security Council seat (which is still formally labeled "Republic of China" to this day), and most countries including the US switched recognition.

      Today, nobody has a Two China policy. The PRC severs diplomatic relationships immediately with anybody who recognizes the ROC.

    3. Re:Wrong about Taiwain and Taiwan by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      I thought the Vatican officially recognizing the mainland China first was what set it in motion, with other countries following suit.

  114. Everyone bashing the Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but did anyone notice that the game with the Koranic background chant was written by Japanese developers?

    1. Re:Everyone bashing the Americans by Xconnect · · Score: 0

      Kind of like Hollywood movies featuring supposed Japanese conversations that turn out to be Cantonese? :-)

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  115. solution by torchta · · Score: 0

    this product is only for sale in the US or if you do not get avvended. If you use it out side of there we take no responsablity of any insults or anything else

  116. this makes a difference how? by niktheslick · · Score: 1

    Say what you want. Type what you may. In the end everyone will still be buying Microsoft's products. But, how is this an insensitive programmers fault. They just do what they are told by the people that employ them. Sounds like the MS needs someone to do more research on their customers and get that to their programmers. I call bullshit on this article. Stop blaming the underlings and fix the problems. Hire someone cultural experts of some sort to edit their crap. I don't think it is the programmers requirement to be an expert in the worlds culture when they really need to be expert programmers and make working software.

  117. Accountability by Skater · · Score: 1

    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean.

    Is it too much to ask that we get a link to the survey or article that spews this fact? This is the internet; we have the technology. I'd like to see that survey (which the author of the article obviously knew the location of, right?) first hand...

    --RJ

    1. Re:Accountability by ctid · · Score: 1

      Come on, it's not that hard. This took me less than five minutes to find, including loading up the 3MB pdf and searching for "pacific": National Geographic Survey

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    2. Re:Accountability by Skater · · Score: 1

      Yes, but why do I have to search for it? The author of the article collected all of the information, so why couldn't he/she provide the link?

      This one isn't that bad, but there are plenty of articles that spew "facts" that are totally unattributed. I feel we should have accountability in our media.

      --RJ

  118. Who freakin Cares... by FSGeek · · Score: 1

    First, the article's author should not mention illiteracy considering his numerous mistakes and abhorrent engrish. Next, where'd they poll these "56" americans, in a freakin bar? If you don't know where the pacific is you should be taken to it and thrown in. And it had nothing to do with geography knowledge, it was all namby-pamby political crap. Do you think $name the coder gives a sh*t over who claims ownership over some trees/rocks/sand/beach... in someplace he's not planning a vacation? it's gonna happen, unless you want to make a version for every possibility. just write quality code and if they are so sensitive, screw 'em, they don't have to buy it. F'n retards.

    1. Re:Who freakin Cares... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      He didnt mention illiteracy or make any spelling mistakes, the 56 people poll was actually bullshit, they took the two figures 23 and 56 from somewhere else - the National Geographic world wide poll that tested people from all around the world with 56 questions and americans got 23 right on average (56% couldnt find india but most could find the pacific). Its not about having to buy it, if Microsoft wants to do business in a country they have to follow that countries laws whatever they are.

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    2. Re:Who freakin Cares... by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      First, the article's author should not mention illiteracy considering his numerous mistakes and abhorrent engrish.

      I suggest you remove the plank from your own eye, before you criticize the mote in theirs. Your post is riddled with grammatical errors, and -- compared to the writing level in the article -- can only be characterized as 'baby English'. You moron.

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    3. Re:Who freakin Cares... by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...the 56 people poll was actually bullshit, they took the two figures 23 and 56 from somewhere else - the National Geographic world wide poll that tested people from all around the world with 56 questions and americans got 23 right on average (56% couldnt find india but most could find the pacific)

      Indeed. The text of the survey highlights is as follows:

      Survey Results: U.S. Young Adults Are Lagging

      Despite the daily bombardment of news from the Middle East, Central Asia, and other world trouble spots, roughly 85 percent of young Americans could not find Afghanistan, Iraq, or Israel on a map, according to a new study.

      Americans ages 18 to 24 came in next to last among nine countries in the National Geographic-Roper 2002 Global Geographic Literacy Survey, which quizzed more than 3,000 young adults in Canada, France, Germany, Great Britain, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Sweden, and the United States. Top scorers were young adults in Sweden, Germany, and Italy.

      Out of 56 questions that were asked across all countries surveyed, on average young Americans answered 23 questions correctly. Others outside the U.S., most notably young adults in Mexico, also struggled with basic geography facts. Young people in Canada and Great Britain fared almost as poorly as those in the U.S.

      Among young Americans' startling knowledge gaps, the study found that

      • nearly 30 percent of those surveyed could not find the Pacific Ocean, the world's largest body of water;
      • more than half--56 percent--were unable to locate India, home to 17 percent of people on Earth; and
      • only 19 percent could name four countries that officially acknowledge having nuclear weapons.

      Several perhaps interrelated factors affected performance--educational experience (including taking a geography course), international travel and language skills, a varied diet of news sources, and Internet use. Americans who reported that they accessed the Internet within the last 30 days scored 65 percent higher than those who did not.

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    4. Re:Who freakin Cares... by vidarh · · Score: 1
      Here is the survey that he is referring to. It wasn't 56 Americans, it was 3000 people from 9 countries. In the US 800 people were interviewed.

      I do agree that most of the things mentioned in the article was politicial crap, though, but the people responsible for localisation should know well enough to check things like maps and language usage throughout products, as it gets extremely sensitive many places.

  119. It's Nice... by BradlyLane · · Score: 0

    ...to see that people world-wide get their panties in a bunch over stupid shit, not just here in the States.

  120. Ohio? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought Ohio was a Japanese greeting or something...

  121. Not true! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    My mother in law in ND has a cable modem! She's 31337!

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    1. Re:Not true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother in law in ND has a cable modem! She's 31337!

      Man, I guess it's true what they say about country life being good for longevity...

    2. Re:Not true! by sylvandb · · Score: 1

      My mother in law in ND has a cable modem!

      Yeah, looks right nice with the rest of the bric-a-brac, no?

      sdb

    3. Re:Not true! by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looks right nice with the rest of the bric-a-brac, no?


      Exactly! It has its own longerberger basket, doncha know.

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  122. American Insularity by Thangodin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, America is pretty closed off to the outside world. A lot of Canadians who travel to the U.S. feel like they've entered some kind of sound chamber: nothing gets in. On an average day I'll get news from America, Canada, Britain, France, and Holland. In the States it can be hard to get even national news, and the 6:00 news in most cities is the most sensationalistic FUD I've ever heard. No wonder Americans are afraid to step outside their homes unarmed.

    We get the same kind of crap up in Canada, but it doesn't have the monopoly position it has in the U.S. It's a shame, too; there is good journalism in America, but most Americans never get to see it. Media giants like Rupert Murdoch don't help the situation either. By the way, Murdoch is Australian--my advice is to send the bastard back home.

    An insular press will result in an insular educational system, influencing public opinion concerning priorities. It also doesn't help that America sends a lot of troops abroad, and American troops tend to be the poorest and worst educated of the American population. This is not helped by a steady diet of sensationalistic media mixed with the us-vs-them mentality common to all armies. Probably not the best ambassadors--this might have something to do with America's image problem abroad.

    It could be worse, though. They could be rude and arrogant, like the French. And insularity... the Japanese had a toy robot named 'God-o-Jesus'...

    1. Re:American Insularity by BJH · · Score: 1

      And insularity... the Japanese had a toy robot named 'God-o-Jesus'...

      Do you have a link for that or is it just another bullshit urban legend?

    2. Re:American Insularity by megalomang · · Score: 1

      In the States it can be hard to get even national news, and the 6:00 news in most cities is the most sensationalistic FUD I've ever heard. No wonder Americans are afraid to step outside their homes unarmed.

      Hmm... funny. I don't know any fellow Americans who are afraid to step outside their homes unarmed. I hardly know any that are armed, either. We all know our news sucks and is all about ratings.

      But based on your comments, it sure does sound like you get sensationalized news in Canada too -- at least about USA.

    3. Re:American Insularity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Let me know what the streets are like the next time Georgie boy needs a ratings boost, and the threat level reaches Orange, or Red, or whatever the colour is for scared shitless. Canadians do get American News, we do get to see the people being interviewed "Well, I just couldn't let them foreign bastards win, so I got brave, and told the kids, 'we' a' goin' shoppin' terrorist or no', Orange alert, phfft, I won't flinch in the face of a colour".

      Remember, when we Canadians discuss what is going on in the US, it is FROM US NEWS, not Canadian news. We do get all of the major US chanels, except FoxNews. So we do get the news from NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, Fox etc. Where do you get your Canadian news from?

    4. Re:American Insularity by megalomang · · Score: 1

      Really? Let me know what the streets are like the next time Georgie boy needs a ratings boost, and the threat level reaches Orange, or Red, or whatever the colour is for scared shitless. Canadians do get American News, we do get to see the people being interviewed "Well, I just couldn't let them foreign bastards win, so I got brave, and told the kids, 'we' a' goin' shoppin' terrorist or no', Orange alert, phfft, I won't flinch in the face of a colour".


      Yeah, my point exactly. Some hillbilly in KY is hardly common. Sensationalist news, yes. Common, no. Not representative of reality, aiming to get ratings.

      Americans don't actually believe that crap is common or normal. It's a shame you canucks do or think that we do. I don't know a single person that does a single thing differently when the threat level is raised.

      Heck, I don't know what it is now, but whenever I hear about it, it's been consistently pretty high since 9/11/01. What does that mean??!?! What good is a threat rating if it's always high? Hell if I know.

      What are the odds that a terrorist attack will affect me? I'm probably more likely to hit the lotto, and I don't even buy lotto tickets.


      Remember, when we Canadians discuss what is going on in the US, it is FROM US NEWS, not Canadian news. We do get all of the major US chanels, except FoxNews. So we do get the news from NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, Fox etc. Where do you get your Canadian news from?


      What makes you think I watch Canadian news? The only interesting info out of Canada shows up on /., right??? :)
    5. Re:American Insularity by derubergeek · · Score: 1
      I think the key thing to remember in this discussion is that Americans aren't all that obsessed (or even interested?) in the goings-on of Canada.

      I suspect that irks the Canadians. Perhaps not. But it seems like Canadians have quite strong opinions along the lines of "Americans this" & "Americans that". I have not observered the reverse. About the only thing you'll probably get from an American if you bring up Canada is "Eh, hoser.".

      Another point to remember is that Canada is far more socialistic than the US, so political bent plays a factor. And politics, like religion, doesn't tend to have a lot of room for opposing opinions.

      The mere fact that the original poster (like many outside the US) has been brainwashed into believing that we're all packing guns out of fear for our lives should give you an idea of the level of true knowledge they actually have.

      As for my knowledge of Canada, it's quite limited. I can name the provinces, and if pressed could name PMs back through Trudeau (meaning starting with his first round as PM). But that pretty much covers it. I'd certainly not profess to tell you what the average Canadian is like in any detail. Particularly not based on like-minded agenda driven stations like ABC/CBS/NBC/CNN/PBS. I used to live near Vancouver and watched their local news, but it was no better than what I was getting in Seattle.

      And, finally, to get back on the topic of the original post. I didn't see a single thing in the article that was the result of a lack of geographical knowledge. But I did notice that the UK source was more than happy to make their lead-in a slam on the knowledge of thos damned ignorant Americans.

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    6. Re:American Insularity by Xconnect · · Score: 0

      Cronkite sums up the news situation in the US of A in his interview with the BBC.

      His two main gripes - the lack of depth in news reporting and the short duration allocated for actual news.

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  123. Whose Employees? by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    Microsoft's? Were Microsoft employees arrested, or just some poor dumb bastards who happened to use the software? This was not made clear...

    In other news, I wonder how many high school seniors can name all the states that border the one they live in. Is this (lack of) geographical knowledge exactly as described, or somewhat hyped, as I suspect, for the media?

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    1. Re:Whose Employees? by vidarh · · Score: 2, Informative
      Read for yourself (and take the survey :) ).

      It wasn't just that the US youth scored badly, but in a group of 9 countries, only the Mexican youth scored worse. The test isn't particularly hard either - it's multiple choice.

      Other interesting tidbits: Swedish youth were more than twice as likely to select the right choice for the size of the US population, where the options were "between 10 and 50 million", "between 150 and 350 million", "between 500 and 750 million", "between 1 billion and 2 billion" or "I don't know".... Hardly a difficult question. Even so, only 55% of the Swedish youth (who did best on this question) got it right.

      11% of the US youth tested couldn't even pick out the US on a world map when the other choices available were Canada, China, Colombia and "I don't know"...

      That said, the US and Mexico were not alone in answering shockingly badly on many questions. Canada and the UK also got pretty close...

    2. Re:Whose Employees? by danila · · Score: 1

      Intelligent people don't truly understand how retarded the majority is. Even though in everyday life they appear human, by the standards of intelligence and knowledge they are closer to chimps and gorillas. They can be programmers, teachers, politicians, but they are utterly ignorant and do not even realise it. 99% of all people are stupid, 90% are almost totally retarded. 50% are so retarded, you'd have a heart attack if you could look inside their brain.

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    3. Re:Whose Employees? by andkaha · · Score: 1
      Other interesting tidbits: Swedish youth were more than twice as likely to select the right choice for the size of the US population, where the options were "between 10 and 50 million", "between 150 and 350 million", "between 500 and 750 million", "between 1 billion and 2 billion" or "I don't know".... Hardly a difficult question. Even so, only 55% of the Swedish youth (who did best on this question) got it right.

      The correct answer is "I don't know", right?

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  124. Re:Yet Another No-Va? by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

    GM had this w/the Chevy Nova, which means 'No Go', and the Mexican market suffered.

    Urban Legend, sport.

    That said, other countries being offended by offerings in the USA (like the Koran chant in the video game) need to be scoffed at. Their culture is not the US culture and should not be considered.

    Absolutely - provided you don't plan on doing business with them. Saudi Arabia (the country this example refers to) spends a lot of money on software, and I'd guess a fair percentage of that might go to Microsoft. Microsoft would be sensible to remember the maxim "the customer is always right" - even when the customer appears to be wrong according to Microsoft's cultural perspective. Note also that this only became an issue when (a) Microsoft ignored the advice of their own (Muslim) staffmember, and (b) shipped the offending product to the Middle East.

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  125. They forgot the biggest flop.. by gillbates · · Score: 1

    All interesting, however, they omitted a major flop in early versions of Windows XP where the 51st and 52nd states were labelled Afghanistan and Iraq, respectively...

    I mean, how could you be so ignorant of US geography? It's your own country!

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    1. Re:They forgot the biggest flop.. by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      If I was working at MS, I'd pull a prank and name those countries New East Texas and Halliburtonland.

  126. Bulgaria timezone was wrong... by fraxinus-tree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    until Windows XP - we were put in +1 GMT, even we never moved our borders (and timezone) in the past 50 or so years. I don't know if someone protested, we just used "Helsinki, Riga, Talin GMT +2". I was surprised to see "Helsinki, Riga, Sofia, Talin GMT +2" in XP.

  127. Kakuto Chojin by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've gotta find a copy of this game!!!

    I never even heard of it before this article and now I'm intrigued. I've got a few Muslim friends who might shed a little insight into that chant thing. And who knows! They might react with rage!! Could be very entertaining!

    Anyone got that? Contact me at xdesign at hotmail.com :)

  128. Hahaha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Spanish version of Windows used the word Hembra - meaning "woman" in Spain - for choosing gender. But in some Central American republics, notably Nicaragua, the word is an insult meaning "bitch". The programme was changed."

    Gender: [ ] Male
    [*] Bitch

  129. Corporate stupidity by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

    Its funny that M$ is in a big hurry to outsource everything possible to India, even though Windows 95 was banned in India. In simular stupidity GM has started outsourcing to India even though their cars are banned in India also. It seems these companies understand greed, and little else. M

  130. Apples and Oranges by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Think about this for a second.

    You are comparing ignorance of regional districts *within* a country (states) to ignorance of major world countries as a whole.

    Europeans not knowing where Florida is is a totally different thing to Americans not knowing where Sweeden is. One os a district, the other is a country.

    If you think Europeans should know where Florida is, then that means that Americans should know where South Wales is in the UK. Good luck on *that*.

    It is pretty much accepted knowledge worldwide that the vast majority of the US population has little concern with anything beyond its own borders. Just watch your average american 6'oclock newscast and count the international references. Compared to other countries' newscasts it should be embarassing.

    1. Re:Apples and Oranges by DGregory · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They may be districts, but they're the size of entire countries. I think people should know US States... AND Canadian provinces. It's important parts of geography considering how big they are. And Americans should have an understanding of international geography, which I know isn't the case. We have a huge population of Gahanians (from Ghana) and Somalians in our city but I bet most people don't know where either of those countries are.

      It's interesting to note that the international news of other countries generally covers American news with perhaps bits and pieces of "important" other foreign news like who won a big soccer game. At least that's how it was in France when I was there watching their daily news.

    2. Re:Apples and Oranges by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      We have a huge population of Gahanians (from Ghana) and Somalians in our city but I bet most people don't know where either of those countries are.

      How is that important, aside from making conversation? It's not like any of them will need a ride to northern Africa.

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    3. Re:Apples and Oranges by CelloJake · · Score: 1

      I watch BBC News and I agree that it has much more international news than the US channels, but that has nothing to do with our "ignorance of the world". Lets say there are 10 breaking stories one evening on each station. In the US, regional coverage gets news stories from US, Canada and Mexico. Every once in a while something interesting happens in Canada, but it usually is related to drug legalization. And Mexico isn't exactly a huge player in international politics. Meanwhile, all kinds of stuff is happening all over the states that is much more interesting. On the BBC you get the same thing. Most of the news is related to the US, however in the UK thats international news. The rest of the international news is regional with about the same number of Asian/African coverage as the US stations. -Jacob

    4. Re:Apples and Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just watch your average american 6'oclock newscast and count the international references. Compared to other countries' newscasts it should be embarassing.

      Of course, when an American newscast is informing me of what is happening ~2500 miles away from me to a region (California) that has a poplation of over 35 million people, that is "local news" b/c it is happening with in "my" borders. When a newscast in England reports on what is happening in a region ~1000 miles away (Sweden) w/ a population of just under 9 million, that is international news.

      Get it? YOU* knowing where Sweden is is like ME knowing where Michigan is.

      *You might not be English, just chose it as an example at random

    5. Re:Apples and Oranges by CelloJake · · Score: 1

      Sorry... Somewhere in there I was planning on breaking down those ten stories... guess I forgot.

    6. Re:Apples and Oranges by DGregory · · Score: 1

      Same reason it's important to know where the Pacific Ocean is. Ghana is just as far away from me as the Pacific Ocean is.

    7. Re:Apples and Oranges by chefmonkey · · Score: 1
      Europeans not knowing where Florida is is a totally different thing to Americans not knowing where Sweeden is.
      Without making comments about relative sizes and populations that would seem to prove this statement wrong on its face, I would like to point out that Europeans not knowing how to spell "Sweden" is pretty much the same as Americans not knowing how to spell "Canada."
    8. Re:Apples and Oranges by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      Not just size but also population and economic metrics. The size of California's economy, for example, sits neatly between UK & France. So, by implication, people should know were California is before they bother learning where France is.

      But then nobody will ever learn to tell Wyoming & Colorado apart.

    9. Re:Apples and Oranges by Nspace13 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to watch an international newscast. I absolutely hate local news, hell I can't even stand CNN, FOXNews, or MSNBC. But to get international news I'd have to get cable [which I dont have because it completely fucking sucks] and then I'd have to get super extended mega 200 channel cable just to get BBC international or whatever, and then if I really wanted some real foreign news I'd have to buy the internation block on top of that to get one japanese, one russian, and several other foreign channels. At like 100 bucks a month it is just not worth it. So instead I only get the channels I can pull out of the air for free and I only turn that on occasionally for the Simpsons or That 70s Show. I mean sure, I'd love to have Cartoon Network (Aqua Teen/Home Movies/Sealab/Family Guy/Futurama/PowderPuff Girls - yes they fucking rock, no really they do). I might even watch Comedy Central occasionally (Daily Show/Chappelle Show) but I'm not paying an extra 65 bucks a month for that. When it comes down to it TV in America is not worth it and won't be until I can order my channels piecemeal. If I could do that I'd have maybe 10 channels (HBO, Cartoon, Comedy Central, Animal Planet, History Channel, Fox, Discovery Channel and maybe a few others)

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    10. Re:Apples and Oranges by bonkedproducer · · Score: 1

      Interesting side effect of cutting school education budgets to pay for better sporting equipment so alumi can "cheer for the damn team!"

      Most American high schoolers can't identify the STATE THEY LIVE in by it's shape!

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    11. Re:Apples and Oranges by DGregory · · Score: 1

      What American high schoolers are these? I've never met one that couldn't identify our state. Or the Pacific Ocean for that matter. They must be taking their polls in Wyoming or one of the other rectangular states.

    12. Re:Apples and Oranges by DGregory · · Score: 1

      Maybe when California falls into the ocean and they all flee to Wyoming's new oceanfront property. (Well, if Idaho and Utah fell in too)

    13. Re:Apples and Oranges by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      One thing is that US stands for UNITED states and started with thirteen seperate colonies. States are NOT like counties or provinces in most other countries. The original setup was seen as much more like what the EU is aming for, but didn't quite work as planned. And federal government has been gaining power steadily at the expense of the individual state. I imagine the EU will eventualy be just one country with seperate, but still individualistic, 'states' like the US.

      Mycroft

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    14. Re:Apples and Oranges by donutello · · Score: 1

      Are you joking based on the subject of this thread?

      It will take a lot more than Idaho, Utah and California "falling into the ocean" for Wyoming to have oceanfront property.

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    15. Re:Apples and Oranges by 0123456789 · · Score: 1

      ...or you could just go to the BBC's Newsnight site here, and see the BBC's flagship news programme online (real player format)?

    16. Re:Apples and Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many Europeans travel outside their home country? How many Americans travel outside of the United States? I think that pretty much sums up why Americans don't know world geography.

    17. Re:Apples and Oranges by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1
      Europeans not knowing where Florida is is a totally different thing to Americans not knowing where Sweeden is.
      Amost as embarrassing as a European who can't spell the name of a European country, in fact. (It's "Sweden".)
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    18. Re:Apples and Oranges by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      What because I was born in the US I'm not supposed to be able to find South Wales on a map or know where it is?

      & really since Florida is the size of quite a few countries in Europe, it's not so strange a comparison... Then again Canadians get annoyed if you don't understand where BC is or any other province... Not so disimiliar to states in the US (though there are less of them)...

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    19. Re:Apples and Oranges by edsterino · · Score: 1

      There's some huge provinces in China, in area, population and economics too. Let's start naming them off.

      In my travels, I've run into far too many Amreicans that mixed up Sweden and Switzerland or Austria and Australia. This is way, way worse than not knowing where Florida or Wales is. They're not completely alone doing that, but almost.

      My favorite quote: 2 fresh USC grads - "Toronto? Where's that? Canada? Is it near Calgary?" (This was just afther the Calgary Olympics).

    20. Re:Apples and Oranges by fizbin · · Score: 1

      Have you even bothered to check you local channels? I'm assuming that you're in or near Orlando from the homepage you list.

      PBS 15 Does a half-hour of BBC World news at 6 and again at 7. PBS 68 does the half-hour of BBC world news at 7.

      We don't have cable either, but we are able to get daily both a half-hour of the BBC and a half-hour of Deutsche Welle over the air. It's not that it's completely unavailable, just that it isn't there all the time when you flip the tv on.

    21. Re:Apples and Oranges by phallstrom · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but consider the relative sizes. I live in Seattle, WA and we see news about British Columbia quite a bit. We also see a lot of news about Oregon and Idaho -- usually regarding forest fires or other things that might affect us.

      A forest fire -- or almost anything -- that happens in say Switzerland isn't going to affect me at all, but it's going to affect Germany, Austria, Italy, and France perhaps.

      Not saying it's good that we don't see more about other countries, it's just not as relevant to our day to day lives due to the distance involved.

      Although usually the news just shows crap regardless.

    22. Re:Apples and Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally different?

      Sweden is a country of 8.7 million people with a GDP of $227.4 billion (PPP). Florida is a state of 16.7 million people with a Gross State Product of $491.5 billion.

      As soon as the EU actually moves to its common foreign policy, the Sweedish government becomes no more important on the international stage than the Florida government. In which case, Florida, with the larger population and economy, would clearly be more important.

    23. Re:Apples and Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though a Swede would spell it "Sverige"

    24. Re:Apples and Oranges by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      When I was in highschool, not only did we learn all nations and their capitals, but also all USA states and their capitals, canadian, chinese, australian, french, UK, and German provinces and their capitals. I can still reproduce about 80% of what i've learned then. I think I could scetch a pretty acurate world map from the top of my head.

      I only live in a fairly small country (about the size of New York or Florida in population, smaller in size) called the Netherlands, maybe you've heard of it. For us traveling more as 100-200 km means going abroad, therefore I suppose more emphasis is put on geography in our schools.

      There used to be this TV program here, about holydays, and they were always at some exotic location, asking dutch tourists to point where they were on a world map. They often failed, so I will not say every dutchman has a profound knowledge of geography.

      The international news here does not concern mainly the USA, but maybe only 10% of the time, now it's your election time, 20% if you include items about Irak, but usualy the USA is a topic 1-3 times a week, or about 5% of international news. I think, Belgium, Germany, the UK, France, Israel, the EU and Russia feature more often on the news as the USA.

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    25. Re:Apples and Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But to get international news I'd have to get cable [...] and then I'd have to get super extended mega 200 channel cable just to get BBC

      TV's not the only way to get international news. Posting on /. means that you're probably equipped to:

      • watch BBC News live, or recently recorded, from the BBC News web site
      • listen to live or recent BBC Radio News
      • listen to international or foreign-language news from the BBC World Service web site (although that's somewhat curtailed during the Olympics, for annoyingly commercial reasons)

      While some people might complain that this is ultimately all from the BBC, I can think of few better places to get decent news reporting, and nowhere with the breadth of material and coverage.

    26. Re:Apples and Oranges by Timex · · Score: 1

      Heh. I think it's just a sign of the times.

      Where I gre up, I was taught all this, and I can point out the location of about 75% of the countries of the world, and (given a globe or map) find the rest in short order. Of the countries I can't find immediately, I can usually tell you what continent they are on.

      I grew up in the only state of the Continental United States to border only one other. My home state borders two Canadian provinces, and we could take a ferry to a third.

      Where I grew up, if you didn't know where OOB was, you were "from away". ;)

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    27. Re:Apples and Oranges by Colazar · · Score: 1
      Do you know why I don't believe that.

      Because most states use the shape of their state on highway signs.

      So, unless you're talking about high-schoolers who can't drive yet, I don't believe it.

      (Oddly enough, here in Washington state, they use a profile of George Washington instead of the outline of Washington state on the signs, which I think is just plain *weird*.)

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    28. Re:Apples and Oranges by Nspace13 · · Score: 1

      i realize there are many ways for me to get news. i do get my news almost exclusively from the web, though i tend to prefer to read articles and not watch talking heads even over the web. as pointed out above, i could even get it from the free channels i do get, but really i try not to watch tv very often. i read bbc, drudge, slashdot, ananova (quirkies), and the nytimes regularly, and sometimes i check cnn, but i take everything i read with a grain of salt. i asn't saying there was no news, i guess i was merely ranting that tv sucks, and the cable corporations even more so because they won't let me choose only a few select channels. the only channel i really wish i could have is hbo, and only for six feet under really, so instead i buy each season on dvd and download the ones that aren't out yet. i watch a bunch of movies too, not saying saying everything on a screen is bad, just tv is so low quality and commercials drive me freakin nuts!

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    29. Re:Apples and Oranges by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      You are comparing ignorance of regional districts *within* a country (states) to ignorance of major world countries as a whole.

      Which matters how? Most of these countries don't have anything like the economic or political power of most of our medium-sized states, much less the giants like California or New York. So what, exactly, is the point of knowing where Belgium is, or what it's capital is, or how many people happen to live there? Belgium will never matter much to us, or in fact to anyone other than it's European neighbors.

      If you insist that we know these things about Belgium, or Portugal, or Ireland, "just because", then it stands to reason that you should be able to locate states within the U.S. Or provinces in Canada and Australia, for that matter.

      Max

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    30. Re:Apples and Oranges by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      I think people should know US States... AND Canadian provinces. It's important parts of geography considering how big they are.

      That's the kind of statement that makes the Ugly American stereotype grow. Yes, I know what you meant, but it still sounds ugly.
      Size is not that important when it comes to geography. Most European countries are very small, and still are important. Why, the Vatican is tiny; by your logic, we shouldn't be concerned by it.
      On the other hand, by your standards, you Americans should know where Chihuahua or Oaxaca are in Mexico. They're bigger than most of your states.
      I think everyone should know where other countries are, and the states of their own country. Of course, that's the bare minimum.

    31. Re:Apples and Oranges by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

      Hey, as long as I know where Lebanon (Pennsylvania) is, or Troy (New York) is, or Paris (Texas) is, or (as we Dutch-Americans still refer to it) New Amsterdam (NYC) is - really, that's all that counts!!!!!!!!

    32. Re:Apples and Oranges by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      California and Sweden have about the same area. So logic states that if you should be able to identify/place on on a map, you should be able toplacethe other.

      It's funny how many people slam Americans for not knowing where masny small countries are; they call them arrogant for only being concerned about "their own lives".

      But what of the arrogance of expecting someone in Miami Florida to ave any need to know where Sweden is. I'd rather people of all nations spend their educational time on learning things that have usefulness for them than memorizing facts and calling themselves superior.

      If you have a need to know where Sweden, Miami, South Wales, or the Dakotas are you'll learn it.

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    33. Re:Apples and Oranges by JInterest · · Score: 1

      Europeans not knowing where Florida is is a totally different thing to Americans not knowing where Sweeden is. One os a district, the other is a country.

      Except that geographically, many American states are as large or larger than many European countries. So a European not knowing where Florida is is in fact comparable to an American not knowing where Sweden is, except in the mind of Europeans with the geographic equivalent of penis-envy over the size of the United States.

      It is pretty much accepted knowledge worldwide that the vast majority of the US population has little concern with anything beyond its own borders. Just watch your average american 6'oclock newscast and count the international references. Compared to other countries' newscasts it should be embarassing.

      Yup. Penis envy. I rest my case.

    34. Re:Apples and Oranges by Eivind · · Score: 1
      I agree, sorta. The US states are similar in size and population to many countries, atleast some of them are.

      But they are more homogenous politically and historically than any collection of 50 countries you can find, even if you deliberately try to select 50 similar countries.

      That said the typical European *will* have a fair idea about many of the US states, allthough not all. And oftentimes the ideas will be vague, of the type "Ain't New-York somewhere on the north of the Atlantic coast?"

      Anyway, that wasn't what was quoted here. What was quoted was that a majority of a sampled population of Americans where unable to say where the Pacific is.

      That's in a different category altogether. If you know 10 features of the earth, the pacific would be one of them. It's more like meeting a person who has no clue where Australia, or Asia is.

    35. Re:Apples and Oranges by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Oh, the Sweden-Switzerland thing. I'm a Norwegian exchange student in Japan, so naturally everyone thinks I'm from Sweden. I had one guy ask me "so how's Switzerland compared to Japan?" and a Swiss exchange student says they always think he's from Sweden, or even Finland.

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    36. Re:Apples and Oranges by Echnin · · Score: 1

      So can you name and locate all the states in the Helvetican Confederacy (Switzerland)? What about all the states of the United Mexican States?

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  131. Typo in the article? by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    quote from TFA:

    The company has now launched geography classes for its staff to avoid further bloomers which have caused embarrassment {snip}

    Ummm...shouldn't the word be "bloopers"?

    Isn't bloomers a word for dresses or ladies underwear (archaic word, granted)?

    It just takes on new meaning when read like this:

    The company has now launched geography classes for its staff to avoid further ladies underwear
    which have caused embarrassment

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    1. Re:Typo in the article? by ctid · · Score: 1

      Nope. It's an English article and in English a "bloomer" is a mistake.

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  132. About Washington . . . by llywrch · · Score: 1

    > Hell, plenty of Americans dont even know that the State of Washington has nothing to do with Washington
    > in the District of Columbia.

    The fact that they were named after the same person doesn't count? (Who he was is left as an excercise for the reader.)

    Geoff

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    1. Re:About Washington . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He invented peanut butter!

  133. Bad, bad Japanese! by bitswapper · · Score: 0

    His investigations showed the Japanese, who had developed the game for Microsoft, had added the chant to the tape because they liked the sound of it without checking its origins. "They were chastised and corrected," he said.

    Maybe Microsoft should chastise and correct other naughty nations as well. Then we might not have to invade them.

  134. Lousy structure in that article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whoever wrote this needs to go back to writing class. The whole structure of the article was lousy. The first third of it kept talking about the mistakes without ever citing examples, or really setting up for the reader what he was writing about.

    Crappy crappy crappy....

  135. This IS Geography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Geography The science which treats of the world and its inhabitants; a description of the earth, or a portion of the earth, including its structure, fetures, products, political divisions, and the people by whom it is inhabited.

    Geography is more than just topology and boundaries.

  136. Easily Offended by Rubberpants.net · · Score: 1

    Note: I dispise Microsoft. But, really, I think these countries are too easily offended. Don't be so sensitive!

  137. Another bug by VP · · Score: 1

    The article attempts to group together different mistakes made by Microsoft as a whole. and puts the blame on the lack of world awareness of the programmers. Many have pointed out that for the majority of the cases this is incorrect. In others, it is general bugs that exist in any kind of sodtware. For example, one of the Outlook version had Thanksgiving on the wrong week, becasue the program was caculating the fourth Thursday of November, instead of the last Thursday in November. In 1998, November had five Thursdays, and Outlook showed the wrong week.

  138. insensitive ignorant journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >>The marketing people seemed to have then made a deliberate decision to ship anyway. Sohow does this show the insensitivity and ignorance of US developers?

    It doesn't. They're blaming the nerds 'cause that's easy and we're a minority (What, you think we're the majority?). Journalists relate to marketing, so they blame the programmers (content delivery vs content creation... the eternal struggle).

    That, or the journalist is just d-u-m-m.

  139. USA == "The World" - - Moron Air Base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an Air Force brat. When my dad was stationed in Spain, one of the primary topics of discussion amongst us schoolkids in the 7th and 8th grade who were stuck over there was "When we were going to get to go back to 'The World' (referring to the USA)". Incidentally the air base is called Moron Air Base. No Joke.

  140. Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Cities in holland in case you didn't know. Amsterdam is the Capitol but Den Haag is the seat of goverment and also where the International Court is housed. Arnhem is of course the city from a bridge to far.

    Ohio is a province by european standards. As long as we can find the big cities in america that is pretty good. You can't expect everyone to know every tiny little piece in a country.

    But not being able to tell the oceans is pathetic. A dutch person should be able to tell where the north-sea is. It is the bloody sea at our west coast and the waddenzee is to the north. If you don't know that you should be locked up for being too stupid..

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    1. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by DGregory · · Score: 1

      A bit off topic but I discovered a couple years ago that there are now 5 oceans and not the 4 that we all learned in school. I mentioned this tidbit to people and they had no idea either. Apparently a few years ago (2000 I think) they added the Southern Ocean to the list, demarking it officially as its own ocean and not bits and pieces of the other oceans.

      http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geo s/ oo.html

    2. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the distance from your house to your west coast? I'm in the middle of the US and it's a long way to the Pacific. Forget other countries -- hell, I haven't been to all of the states here yet!

    3. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that when I was at primary school in the mid-70s in the UK we were taught five oceans, but the fifth was called the Antarctic Ocean, not the Southern Ocean.

    4. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is only one ocean. It's just really big, and really strangely shaped, wrapping itself around all the landmasses. If you don't believe me, then I invite you to draw me a dotted line that demarks the difference between, say, the Indian Ocean and the Pacific Ocean.

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    5. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by DGregory · · Score: 1

      The line between the oceans is about the same as the line between all the countries... invisible.

    6. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Very true. Very insightful. But here's the difference - people don't delude themselves into thinking that the demarkation of countries are geological features. They do seem to pretend that the demarkation of oceans are.

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    7. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by DGregory · · Score: 1

      Then I guess the people who don't know where the Pacific Ocean is, only needs to respond, "What Pacific Ocean? There is only one ocean, duh."

      But I guess we have to go with what the International Hydrographic Organization says so that everyone can agree on the same imaginary lines.

      Or how about those 2 continents stuck together called Europe and Asia, shouldn't that just be 1 continent?

    8. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      Or how about those 2 continents stuck together called Europe and Asia, shouldn't that just be 1 continent?

      Yes. It should be. And Africa is part of that same continent too. North and South America are also just one continent, for the same reason.

      It's funny that you thought that would be a sarcastic analogy to make. It is actually perfectly reasonable.

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    9. Re:Oh? Where is Arnhem? Where is Den Haag? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Sure, such things are totally arbitrary. I suspect there's 7 "continents" just because someone at some point happened to like that number.

      It's sorta like Greenland being the biggest island on earth.

      Well, that is true. But it is also true that this is so ONLY because the definition of "island" is something along the lines of; "connected landmass no larger than Greenland" (the ones that are larger, we arbitrarily label "continents"

  141. fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by spoonyfork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A game called Age of Empires 2 offended the Saudi Arabian authorities because it showed victorious Muslim armies turning churches into mosques. The game was withdrawn from sale in the kingdom

    I've been to some mosques that were converted from churches after wars. I even have pictures. This happened. I could understand how some Christians could get a little miffed. Could someone explain how it is offensive to Muslims?

    Also, the geography "mistakes" in the article appear to be more policitical in nature than some developer not knowing where the Pacific Ocean is. Would I expect some developer in China to know about the controverial border between Michigan and Ohio that led to the Toldeo (Ohio) War?

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    1. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I think the war that was linked to the whole issue of the contemporary status of Taiwan. You know, the 1949 Revolution? http://www.pitt.edu/~tang/classes/ps1332/guides/Hi story3.htm

    2. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      This happened. I could understand how some Christians could get a little miffed. Could someone explain how it is offensive to Muslims?

      Maybe they're deeply ashamed of what their forebears did, and would rather not be reminded of it? Similar to the way in which Nazi symbols and paraphenalia is banned in Germany.

      Note that I'm just guessing - but it seems like a possibility to me.

    3. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      If any christian gets offended by that he/she just doesn't know history. A lot of mosques qere turned into churches in Europe. A prime example is Crodoba's mosque, turned into a catholic church after the Spanish Reconquista. Local muslims still want to share it as a house of worhip with the catholic church. The local bishop claims that the mosque has been a catholic church way longer than it ever was used as a mosque. Both sides refuse to budge, so the conflict remains to this date.

    4. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by kavau · · Score: 1
      I've been to some mosques that were converted from churches after wars. I even have pictures. This happened. I could understand how some Christians could get a little miffed. Could someone explain how it is offensive to Muslims?

      In large parts of the western world Islam is portrayed as a rather violent religion, with all that talk about Jihad that originates from a vocal minority of extremists. The fear of the moderate majority is that the game will serve to reinforce this image. So it's understandable that sensitive muslims may get offended. I wouldn't feel comfortable if a game that reenacts the Christian atrocities of the crusades were distributed widely in the Arab world.

      Would I expect some developer in China to know about the controverial border between Michigan and Ohio that led to the Toldeo (Ohio) War?

      The conflicts over Taiwan and Kashmir are present-day issues that receive a lot of coverage in all kinds of media. So it's reasonable to think that every properly educated person is aware of those issues. I have never heard about the Toledo War, but I assume it was a while back, that it was not widely covered in international news media, and that it had only a minor impact on world politics. Bad example.

    5. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And, unlike some parts of the world, where hatred rages on for centuries, I don't think it is illegal in Michigan to refer to Toledo as being in Ohio!

    6. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of school children don't even know that the little chunk of land growing off side of Wisconson is Michigan. I can't imagine any Europeans knowing this.

    7. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by makisupa · · Score: 1

      Yeah:

      India: nuclear power, in conflict with another nuclear power, soon to be the most populous country on the face of the globe

      Michigan, Ohio: not so much

      c'mon

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    8. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by kavau · · Score: 1
      India: nuclear power, in conflict with another nuclear power, soon to be the most populous country on the face of the globe

      Michigan, Ohio: not so much

      Exactly my point.

    9. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In large parts of the western world Islam is portrayed as a rather violent religion, with all that talk about Jihad that originates from a vocal minority of extremists. The fear of the moderate majority is that the game will serve to reinforce this image. So it's understandable that sensitive muslims may get offended. I wouldn't feel comfortable if a game that reenacts the Christian atrocities of the crusades were distributed widely in the Arab world.

      Moderate and majority is a word I would not use with "muslim". Mod me down, but I do know a lot of muslims and have a dozen muslim friends. Their reasonable and generous people but on facts of history/religion/jews they eyes glaze over and there is nothing but dogma and hatred in their hearts. Even Indonesian/pakistani/malasian muslims.

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    10. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      To be fair, as an addendum: Many christians (I am one) has the same problems. Even a Gay Falun Gong practitioner I know. Mention the chinese Gov or flaun gong and his eyes glaze over and he goes on a 30 min diatribe. And many fundies get glassy over almost everything. I'm a Dutch baptist, I meet a lot of these people.

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    11. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      I went to university on that chunk of land growing off the side of Wisconsin. I still refer to it as a Canadian suburb.

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    12. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Fundamentalist anything scares me. Who cares about the religion at hand? Once someone has a fundamentalist mindset, its sort of like an occult-like grab. Nothing breaks it.

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    13. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Fundamentalist anything scares me. Who cares about the religion at hand? Once someone has a fundamentalist mindset, its sort of like an occult-like grab. Nothing breaks it.

      The problem is, with Arab countries. The moderates are in no way a majority. It's like the south. 90% fundies, all glassy eyed and brain washed. Even muslims in non-arab countries tend to be fundies. I know a BSC grad who denies evolution and he's Pakastani.

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    14. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Lovejoy · · Score: 1

      In large parts of the western world Islam is portrayed as a rather violent religion, with all that talk about Jihad that originates from a vocal minority of extremists.

      Extremists like the Wahhabi promoting Saudi Arabian government?

    15. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Reminding me of the comedian who was in the market for a new religion. He was comparison shopping for which religion has more holidays, which one was less demanding, etc.

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    16. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, that's almost as bad as not knowing how to spell Wisconsin

    17. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the market for a new religion

      I believe I read that's how Russia became Eastern Orthodox. The King/Czar/Autocrat actually looked at various possibilites, Christain, Muslim, etc. They all had good features, but Muslim lost because the Russians where too much fond of drinking.

      Can any historians confirm?

    18. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Could someone explain how it is offensive to Muslims?"

      Becasue it was a slow day and they had nothing to blow up that day.
      Those kind of Muslims become overly offended at anything.
      My friends who are Muslim seem to be more tolerent. Probably because we live in a country that tries to seperate politics and religon.

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    19. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, what Muslims do YOU know? Maybe the ones you know aren't very religious or educated. No, your single anecdote is Not sufficient proof.

      Muslims as a majority are pretty moderate. Not much dogma or hatred, really. Iraqis as a whole didnt really want Islamic law ruling their country, and Indonesia consistenly votes against it in their polls. What Muslims are you talking to?

      Compare it this way, what reaction do you get when you ask Jews about history/religion/arabs/palestine?

    20. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who's never been there. 90% is ridiculously too high, and goes against all the high opinion polls of people who want a less religious or more democratic government. I'm not in the South (US) either, but I think your stereotype doesn't fit anyone.

      What is your criterion for a 'fundie?' Did you press your BSC friend concerning his opinion on evolution? I know many conservative religious Muslims who dont believe in human evolution, but do believe in it for animals. (They think that the first human was created, not evolved).

    21. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      I don't see it as an excuse for Muslims to become offended. The Saudi government, not the people, lodged a complaint. I imagine they were concerned it wasn't Politically correct. I guess some Muslims would be concerned, as it makes them look intolerant if muslims in the game were demolishing churches, which wasn't all that common in real life.

      Yeah, someone mentioned the Hagia Sophia, but that's more of an exception than the rule. Churches have existed in the middle east for centuries, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Palestine, etc. Besides, mosques were converted to churches by the crusaders and Spanish Inquisition.

    22. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, what Muslims do YOU know? Maybe the ones you know aren't very religious or educated. No, your single anecdote is Not sufficient proof.

      Muslims as a majority are pretty moderate. Not much dogma or hatred, really. Iraqis as a whole didnt really want Islamic law ruling their country, and Indonesia consistenly votes against it in their polls. What Muslims are you talking to?

      Compare it this way, what reaction do you get when you ask Jews about history/religion/arabs/palestine?


      My ex-GF was indonesian. She'd be pretty surprised that the people who burned down her church and high school are "moderate". She's also be very surprised that the mob that raped her aunt was moderate. I'm also very sure that she wouldn't think the group of guys that grouped her ont he bus for being Katholic were moderates. Voting against Sharia law does not make them moderate. The fact that most Fundementalist christians don't want the old testment laws to apply, doesn't mean their any less exstreme. Remember indonesia had a lot of race and religious riots in the near past. I'm certain that every member of that mob was not moderate.

      As a addendum I stated that, in fact many many many fundemnetalists get that glassy eyed hatred in their eyes. I'm sure many jews are the same.

      Also, if there are so many moderates, where are they. Al Jezeera is considered a "moderate" channel for arabs and I don't hear them pleading for moderate solutions to isreal or stating moderate opinions, like perhaps it's not foreigners responsible for eveything bad. Maybe their own gov. are bastards. Moderates need to speak up. When a Palastinian terrorists blows up so many of his own people, where are the moderate to condemn them. Most of them were silent. I ask my friends about the situation, regaurdless of where they come, from they tout destroying isreal to be the solution. Indonesian, Mayasian, Lebenese, Palastinian, and Pakistani. Thats their solutions. A couple of the guys don't comments, they say "fuck them all, it's not my problem". But there seems to be a uniformity about their responses.

      To put this in perspective. The Insrealis displaced 1-3 million palastinians, killed possibly 1 million in all the wars and through other means and took over a area of land the size of a medium sized state. The Japanese killed 20-30 million chinese civillians. Brutaly slaughtering every chinese person they found. The Rape of nanking was horrific. How many Chinese will say the same? how many chinese people hate the Japanese and want nothing but for them to die?

      Not that many. If there are a significant number of Arab and Muslim Moderates, where are they? why aren't they pressing for change? Why does Isreal deserved to bedestroyed now? Why are Muslims so unbiqutous in their hate of Isreal, regaurdless of how unrelated isreal is to them? Why is nearly every Muslim majority such pricks to their minorities? Malaysia might be one of the few almost "moderate" muslim countries. Even they have issues.

      PS. I met most of these muslim gentlemen at University, one has an internship at IBM, another went back home to indonesia to work. The others come from my circle of friends, they tend to be white washed but still hold those feelings. Their all canadians and have lived most of their lives here. The attitudes they have are passed down through their parents or possibly their clerics. I live in Edmonton, AB. One of the largest concentrations of Arabs in Canada reside here.

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    23. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      but what PART of Indonesia? East Timor? Was she in an area of violence? You are still generalizing against 200 Million Muslims there. You are still referring to extremists. Every scholar out there and all the Muslim groups will condemn the burning of a church, its specificlly mentioned in Islam as a sin to do that. Rape is also a sin, no arguement. And "fundamentalists" or "extremists" don't usually go groping women of any sort. Those are all horrible, and they make me sick to hear, but they don't represent all Muslims. At worst, it represents Indonesians, I don't see how you can equate their actions with Muslims in Bangladesh or Senegal.

      You obviously haven't been watching Al-Jazeera then. They do have pro-American views on their cross-fire type shows, and they did seem to push for covering both sides of a story, last I saw it. They have bashed every Arab and Muslim government that I know of, how can you say they only blame foreigners?

      Let me tell you, every one of those terrorist attacks has been condemned. They are most certainly not silent. Perhaps you're not listening on the right channel. Why do you assume they are silent? I don't accuse the Vatican of being silent when the abortion clinics were bombed, but I didnt hear them on CNN.

      Muslims aren't the hatemongers you make them out to be. Of course the moderates are pressing for change. Have you checked any books in the religion section of the bookstore? There are dozens by Muslim authors pushing for moderation and speaking out. Al-Azhar, the most prestigious university of Sunni Islam, put out rulings condemning terrorism, suicide bombing, forced dress, etc. These aren't new! Terrorism has been condemned for the last 1400 years, go check Islamic sources, scholarly opinions, and books by jurists dating back centuries. Don't believe me? Go read what Salahuddin wrote when he was repelling the Crusaders.

      You're listening in the wrong places, man. Go look up CAIR and read their dozens of condemnations of every terrorist act I've heard of in the last 2 years. I didn't even know that most of them occurred until I heard their condemnation.

    24. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      She lived in Jakarta. And yes it's a pretty severe indication that indonesia is a hot bed of hate. She is a 5th generation immigrant, daughter of a doctor and a architect, and the government would not grant them full citizenship because they were not muslim or native Indonesian.

      They forced her mother to take an extra 5 years of med school before granting her an internship. 10 years of med school, while most of her peers were done in 5. Systemic racial and religious discrimination.

      Look at sadi arabia, I can recall two instances in recent memory (last 5 years) where some bizzare crime is attributed to some white collar foreign worker. A oil worker is killed, some strange story about a crime ring involving his long time filipina wife and 4 other people. A highly paid canadian worker being accused of alchohol boot legging. Hard to say how much truth is in it, but it seems to be huge amoutns of scape goating and forced confessions.

      Muslims likly are not all hate mongers, but those in charge seem to be. I don't watch CNN. I get my news from BBC; a local Canadian paper; Sino Times(when I can have my father translate). I' watched Al Jezeera (translated) and read http://english.aljazeera.net/HomePage. Their about as fair as msnbc (one is pro western, other is pro islam). Token pro western opinions. Token moderates. Much like CNN's token Muslim, Token pro-islamic. A overly high opinions of Muslim causes and influence. I do however respect Al Jeezera, the former BBC journalists anger a lot of local interest by even give a small voice to moderates. But isn't that an indictment of the rulers of the middle east? That a only "slightly" pro arab news network incurs the wrath of most of the leaders.

      Go read what Salahuddin wrote when he was repelling the Crusaders.

      While the crusades were mostly wrong, they weren't one sided affairs. A few (the first one at the very least) were initially defensive campaigns against the turks. They weren't random wars against Islam. A lot of politics and other conflicts were involved. Rights of passage, pilgrimage denial, directives from the pope ect...

      You're listening in the wrong places, man. Go look up CAIR and read their dozens of condemnations of every terrorist act I've heard of in the last 2 years. I didn't even know that most of them occurred until I heard their condemnation.

      Thank you for the link. I did not know about that organization.

      Incidentally, our small little berg had a large group of teenage lebenese boys waving their national flag and celebrating when the twin towers were destroyed. I saw it, it was not hearsay. Dont' they seem moderate. The media reported it, then the community denied it and said it was hearsay.

      Now I have to apologize. I don't think all of Islam are hateful horrible people. I may be overly emotional in my points. I beleive most of them are like my friends. Generous and helpful but a bit racist (anti-semetic, nationalistic). Even the most white washed have attitudes that resemble fundies(fundementalist christians). But not moderate. Not all that tolerant. Like many religious people (well basically all religous people), they think their religion is better. Thats their perogative, it's part and parcel with faith. But their not Moderate. They have some extreme views on jews. Which I'm sure are recipricated. There is a uniformity in this attitude that defies any nationlistic interests and crosses into a institutionalized racism. Moderate Jews don't care a spec about isreal. Don't even associate with it. Moderate Muslims are rare. If they have this racist veiw, how can they be moderate. A jew is a person of a religion. He has no more hand in Isreals oppression of palastine then my friends have in the oppression of my Ex-GF's family. Even most isreali's would rather just cede the area and have peace then fight because of their far right. And both Jews and Palastinians are guilty of not speaking up.

      I want to address the fact that Islam seems to be in denial of their position

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    25. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      You assume "Arab" or "muslim" or whatnot. Im talking about EVERY religion's fundamantals.. Whether it be Christian, Judiasm, Islam, Hinduism... you name it.

      Second, I dont know if I believe in evolution quite myself.. Basis is there's not enough information available to make AN INFORMED decision. We can find dino bones almost everywhere.. Just dig where fossils are common. We have fossils dating back to the precambrian era.. Why not to the era that links current humans to the apes?

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    26. Re:fall forever, Pacific Ocean where? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Second, I dont know if I believe in evolution quite myself.. Basis is there's not enough information available to make AN INFORMED decision. We can find dino bones almost everywhere.. Just dig where fossils are common. We have fossils dating back to the precambrian era.. Why not to the era that links current humans to the apes?

      I beleive in evolution. I have ample information thank you. It's sorta like saying "I don't beleive in immergent properties of complex systems, I don't think they do." Thats a pretty ignorant opinion. There is not contrversy except the contriversy fundementalists make up. It passes the scrutiny of over a centry of science. It's as good a theory as we have. Any changes will be refinement not revision. It's not just fossils, there is also genetic phylogenetic tree which support them. A century of observed supporting data. Your resoning is both ignorant and silly.

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  142. This is a US story rather than a Microsoft one by heffrey · · Score: 2

    If MS employees have little cultural sensitivity then that's probably because they are mostly from the US. Why should MS employees be greatly different from other Americans?

    Or am I risking a flame war here....

  143. Failure to "feel distance" isn't the same thing by dwheeler · · Score: 3, Informative
    I don't think the difficulty people have in understanding differings scales is the same thing at all. Knowing what the locations of major features and countries of Earth is something that can be taught in school - and NEEDS to be taught there.

    But understanding the differing scale of things is much harder for human brains wrap around. Yes, they can be described by measuring distance or travel time, but it's hard to really understand differences in scale until you've been there. E.G., I remember visiting in the UK, and some people described "far away" villages which were closer than my daily commute. This is just one of the many reasons that you need to visit a place to really understand it.

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    1. Re:Failure to "feel distance" isn't the same thing by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      *chuckle* Well, I have the scale down pretty good, seeing as how I drove from the northeastern edge of Ohio (Youngstown) all the way to south central Arizona (Phoenix)

      The whole trip took four days, going an average of 60-70 MPH (and, of course, getting 8 hours nightly); a trip of about 2000 miles. From past experience, I have also clocked about 8-9 hours travelling from Ohio to Maryland, so overall, I would probably reckon somewhere between 5 and 6 days total from NY to LA... provided we don't break any traffic laws...

      How long would a cross-country trip be from one end of europe to the other?

    2. Re:Failure to "feel distance" isn't the same thing by tricorn · · Score: 1

      When my sister moved to London from Illinois, we figured out that the UK is remarkably similar in size and shape to Illinois. I guess Scotland would correspond to the Chicago suburbs, since those never really end anyway.

  144. These Gaffs aren't limited to software either. by jeffs72 · · Score: 1

    Take the Nova, we in the states know it as a crappy automobile, in spanish it means "doesn't move" The famous soda mis-translation in south east asia that turned a common slogan into a guarantee that drinking the product would make you see your dead ancestors. There's a couple more I can't remember.

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    1. Re:These Gaffs aren't limited to software either. by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      The "Nova" meaning "Doesn't Move" is an urban legend according to Snopes.com:

      http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp

  145. How about Temples to Tombs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the first time they've done this sort of thing. Check this out to see how they've changed history before.

  146. Happens around the world. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    As a dutch person (yeah from the country called amsterdam in germany) I get a large number of tv statiosn from different countries. Hell when I grew up the second tv-channel you could receive was a foreign channel :P Depending on where you lived, germany, england or belgium.

    Now with cable you get it all plus CNN for the american. I also recently seen the BBC rebroadcast a news program from ABC if I remember correctly.

    Anyway. Over the last 2 decades I seen a gradual dumbing down of the TV news. Every more eleborate intro's, more "coming up next/previews" that only was time and more and more "human interest stories". The dutch NOS took a nosedive when the bitch from the childerens news went to the main news but didn't bother to change her tone of voice.

    The belgian news is "boring" but doesn't give you the idea that you are a stupid 11yr old kid being talked down too. Just 30 minutes of news. But even they are slipping.

    The BBC has long lost all credibilty. Dutch news is a complete joke and CNN never had credibilty.

    You know the really bad thing? The old 8 o'clock tv news was often the most watched program loosing only to soccer matches in viewing ratings. So exactly why did they change? To get more viewers? They failed. They lost viewers. So they change it more and more to loose more viewers.

    I think that for some sick reason they want to make the program to reach everyone and in doing so alienate everyone. Perhaps tv viewing audiences ain't the stupid ones. Perhaps it is tv makers that don't get "grown-up" news.

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    1. Re:Happens around the world. by imroy · · Score: 1

      I've had crazy idea for a while. One of those "if I ruled the world" ideas. And it is this: Ban advertising from any news, current affairs, or similar TV program. Allowing ads during the news only encourages the TV stations to jazz it up to get higher ratings and thus ad revenue. It is very important in any democracy for the general populace to be well informed about current issues. When the media jazz-up unimportant issues, or worse - the politicians are allowed to drag the public focus onto unimportant issues - then we just get grand-standing and stupid politicians get elected.

      • The "coming up next..." bits are to keep you from changing channel during an ad break.
      • Stories are simplified and dumbed down into good/evil binary issues. Nothing is ever a matter of perspective. There's always a "bad guy".
      • Stories are also blown out of proportion. Direct danger to the viewers is emphasized (see Bowling for Columbine).
      • Foreign stories are neglected unless they have local relevance (this is seen here in Australia too, not just USA).

      Here in Oz I absolutely adore SBS World News. SBS is a special government-funded TV station focusing on immigrant and foreign issues. It has great foreign movies and interesting programs. So the news doesn't just focus on local stuff. It has the people and resources (like an army of translaters and subtitlers) to cover world news very well. They're also the second Oz TV station with Olympic coverage which is less Australia-centric than Seven. SBS does have ads, but only between programs. And they seem to have much higher standards when it comes to the ads. Unfortunately, Microsoft's annoyingly pretentious "let us unlock your hidden potential" ads somehow got through :(

  147. God help us if... by williamhb · · Score: 1

    ...George W Bush ever looks one of those ancient maps with much of Africa marked as terra incognita...

    "Launch the missiles, Dick! We'll get those terrarist hideouts now!"

  148. Office 97 sucks by chaosmage42 · · Score: 1

    Don't beleive it! At home i have a comp running on Office 97 and it's really buggy. I tried do download a patch, but the program called BIOS wont connect to the internet. Maybe i need to upgrade AOL.

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  149. Why do they jeopardy-aise themselves... by addweight · · Score: 1

    hire ken jennings...

  150. Why yes, yes I do. by numbski · · Score: 1

    However I think you're trying to insult me, but I'm not following the logic.

    I'm a christian, a geek, a husband, not neccessarily in that order.

    Listen, as an above poster corrected me, I should have said smaller eastern european countries.

    Sheesh.

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    1. Re:Why yes, yes I do. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      However I think you're trying to insult me...

      No not really, I just thought that "People on welfare live like kings" rhetoric sounded familiar.... Only a Republican would use the word "wealth" when talking about people on welfare.

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    2. Re:Why yes, yes I do. by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

      If you visit some third world countries (i.e. India/Pakistan) you would realize the truth of that statement.

      I grew up in a third world country when my parents were relief workers. Even though we were well supplied from home and had more than many people in that country could imagine we were worse off than many people on welfare here.

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  151. Map $1 by AttractWomenNow · · Score: 0

    I purchased a map of the entire world, oceans and all, at a dollar store for only a buck.

    Maybe they could try out some one dollar maps?

  152. You guys by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 1

    (and me) are indicative of the "problem". We all view this as craziness of the local goverment, just like the programmers at microsoft. It's probably just our attitude, I personally wouldn't give a damn if microsoft had included texas in with mexico, but I'm sure it would enrage some people. I think we focus on more pertinent issues, which is why we should all unite and overthrow all goverments to rule as the giant slashdot collective.

  153. If you're Muslim... by revscat · · Score: 1

    And before we start talking about insensitive PMs, the only example from the article that seemed in any way insensitive was the Arabic chanting from the Koran. And even that didn't sound too terrible, but I'm not religious so I have a hard time really understanding what's important and what isn't regarding that subject

    If you're Muslim then I think you are pretty much required to take offense at everything you can related to the Koran. Sounds like the original developers made an honest mistake, but of course people freak their shit when their holy works are used "inappropriately."

    Whatever. It's a book. I'm sure that much like the Bible its pages make for excellent rolling papers.

  154. Ignorance Is A World-Wide Problem by saudadelinux · · Score: 1

    I went to Paris (France, not Texas!!) in June of 1999 with a buddy of mine, whose hometown is Chicago. Several people asked him stuff like, "isn't Chicago dangerous with Al Capone and all those gangsters?"

    He assured them it was not very dangerous.

    True story.

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    1. Re:Ignorance Is A World-Wide Problem by aacool · · Score: 1

      There is a Paris, France?

  155. Yup. by dwalsh · · Score: 1

    That is where I got the "Here be dragons" part - that map was doing the email rounds 3/4 years ago.

    I am surprised the middle east isn't on there. The middle east has moved into the xenophobes consciousness. The map should have "All these people did 9/11 and are hiding nukes up their asses".

    And then maybe a little blue dot "Izzrail - Original population unlike the Ayrab invaders. Hiding nukes up their asses too, but the nice kind".

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    1. Re:Yup. by Fancia · · Score: 1

      The image was created in about 1997 or 1998; 9/11 hadn't happened yet. You're right, however, that it's interesting that no one seems to have added it.

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  156. No borders around Germany, just to be sure by tigertiger · · Score: 1
    That's nothing...

    Before 1990, the weather maps on German TV would not show any national boundaries at all (just cities and rivers for orientation) because they couldn't figure out Germany's correct borders.

    There were still people around claiming the territories lost after WWII should still be part of the country. Since it was state TV, some of these people had seats on the board...

    Now everything is settled, and the only fun in the weather map is to see which places wrestled its way into the map. Ever heard about Frankfurt, the place with the airport and the stock exchange? Not on the map...

  157. As with most things in physics by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

    "Ye pays your money - ye picks yer frame of reference."

  158. Global company, got to take these things seriously by msgmonkey · · Score: 1

    Fair enough your average programmer has no sense of geopolitics but if Microsoft wants to sell in every country in the world they're going to have to realise that they need to spend some money on proper research and QC, they're a huge company with lots of cash the last time I looked.

    Point 1 is easily solved with localised versions for India and Pakistan.

    Point 2 is strange, the article makes it sound that a microsoft office in turkey had a map of turkey where I assume the south-east was marked as a seperate "entity" with some kind of artifical border which is n't there in any world map. Maybe they had politically active turkish kurds working there or something, strange.

    Point 3 the saudis are offended by everything, have a overblown sense of importance and can be ignored.

    Point 4 a little QC applies here.

  159. Sensitive Programmers????? by lgbarker · · Score: 1

    Someone expects programmers to be sensitive? Talk about lack of cultural understanding.

  160. In the eye of the beholder ... by kbahey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree that it is a problem.

    But, put yourself in their shoes and see how it looks. As trivial as a map may look, there are political implications behind it. For example, in this case, an area inhabited by a ethno-linguistic minority asserts its independance, although the de facto situation is that this is within the bounds of a soverign state. What is worse, is that they see this as a conspiracy from more powerful countries to assert the reverse of the status quo.

    Some issues appear really trivial, but are really sensitive/contentious in other countries/cultures. Here are some examples:

    • Go to Greece and ask for "Turkish" coffee, and the most likely situation is that they will not serve you. You may even receive a lecture from the waiter too. Even mentioning the Turkish culture in an academic or historical sense to some Greeks will cause them to lose thier calm. The same can be true with Armenians too.
    • Calling the Persian Gulf "Persian" for the Arab states on the West coast of it. The Arabic name is "Gulf of the Arabs".

    Every culture has those "hot button" issues.

    There are many other cases I am sure, but you get the idea ...

    1. Re:In the eye of the beholder ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, try making jokes about airplanes and towers in New York.

    2. Re:In the eye of the beholder ... by PeteQC · · Score: 1

      Well, parent is one of the most brilliant post in this topic.

      Some may say that only countries outside America that would have this kind of problem but it isn't true.

      Even in Canada (you know that place where everyone is fine) you could create a panic by asking to a Judo Olympic Champion to hold the flag at the Athens 2004 opening ceremony...

      For people outside Canada: A lot of English-Canadians were offended by the fact that Nicolas Gill, a French-Canadian Judoka and Olympic Champion, were the flagholder of the Canada, because he one said in an interview that he voted Yes to the 1995 referendum about Quebec's sovereignty...

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    3. Re:In the eye of the beholder ... by kbahey · · Score: 1

      You know what? When I started writing the list above, the examples, I included Canada, and the issue of Quebec soverignty, as the first example, then I deleted that line before I posted it because it is too close to home (I am in Canada myself).

      Just goes to prove the point ...

    4. Re:In the eye of the beholder ... by PeteQC · · Score: 1

      Phew, I thinked twice about it too. Because I know this really have a way to heat things up to talk about the Quebec situation.

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    5. Re:In the eye of the beholder ... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Go to Greece and ask for "Turkish" coffee
      I suspect you would get a similar reaction to going into a US coffee shop and asking for a "short black" - which is a common name for a type of expresso in some countries where the word is not used to describe people.
    6. Re:In the eye of the beholder ... by mudshark · · Score: 1

      Yep, and the Gulf of California (that long skinny arm of the Pacific that separates the Baja California peninsula from the rest of Mexico) is referred to in Mexico as El Mar de Cortes, or Sea of Cortez. This respects the Spanish heritage stemming from the conquest of the region in the 16th century, but obviously tramples on whatever name that body of water was called by the Yaquis, the Pimas, the Seris and all the other folks who were living there already.

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  161. Everything upsets somebody. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    According to : http://www.iso.org/iso/en/prods-services/iso3166ma /03updates-on-iso-3166/nlv10-div.html
    the ISO (an NGO) has decided that Afganistan's official name is no longer "The Islamic State of Afghanistan" but instead is "The Transitional Islamic State of Afghanistan".

    Not keeping up with this s*** is not the same as not knowing basic geography.

  162. shock news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Stupid Americans dimly aware of other countries and cultures"


    duh. This is news?

  163. NEW Mexico by greendot · · Score: 2, Funny

    One summer, I was moving my girlfriend from Delaware back to our hometown in New Mexico. We were closing her bank account and wanted to wire the money to her account in New Mexico. It took about 2 hours (and 3 people) to convince the bank idiots that it was inside the USA and they didn't need to charge us an international wire transfer fee.

    Also, I did tech support calls for a few years in college and at least once a month some idiot would make a reference to us being "foreign". My favorite was "You speak very good English for living in a foreign country." "I try my best..." is all I could come up with.

    1. Re:NEW Mexico by Lovejoy · · Score: 1

      Oh yes. Does this happen to EVERYONE from New Mexico? I can't tell you how many stories my family has about idiots who don't know that New Mexico is NOT A FOREIGN COUNTRY.

  164. Time Zone and language problems by Cixi · · Score: 1

    I'm writing bilingual content in my company. Last year in order to "improve" [I still can't find any advantage, another story...] things they had us move all our documents to this new system. English documents were published smoothly, while French documents were not visible for many hours. Oh... I guess it was because you know, only France speaks french and someone didn't care to check in which timezone Montreal is. We are still experiencing problems with Text encoding not showing correctly, but whatever, I think it was just a bad idea to change from the previous application, to choose this one so problems over are just reinforcing my opinion.

  165. Best Of All.. by beejay54 · · Score: 1
    The Spanish version of Windows used the word Hembra - meaning "woman" in Spain - for choosing gender. But in some Central American republics, notably Nicaragua, the word is an insult meaning "bitch". The programme was changed.
    ...something tells me Microsoft development teams are made up of more married guys then young grads as the reports claim! lol.
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  166. Cross a Boundary! by rdmiller3 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "I checked with an Arabic speaker in the company who was also a Muslim about what the chant meant and it was from the Koran. He went ballistic. It was an incredible insult to Islam." He asked for the game to be withdrawn but it was issued against his advice in the United States in the belief that it would not be noticed.

    Seems to me that the real problem will not be solved by holding geography classes. Here the problem was clearly identified within the company before product release. The warning was ignored because someone thought that software released in the US would remain isolated within the target market. Americans understanding Arabic? or software released in the US ending up in the middle east? What were the odds of that, eh?

    What it shows is that neither nations nor "markets" can adequately define people. Can you imagine how silly it would be for them to make a release of Football-game software specifically for each team's home region so as not to offend the local fans? Did you know that some radio stations are already playing songs tailored in just this way?!? To me, the fact that some corporate marketing goons think they can classify me and expect me to like it... that's offensive.

    Refuse to be classified! Don't let something arbitrary isolate you from other people; not nation, not religion or customs, not even language. Cross a line. Overcome a barrier.

    This is one of the main reasons I encourage people to learn Esperanto like I'm doing. What kind of difference do you think it might make, for example, if the people of Iraq and the US were able to freely communicate? Not just a few foreign-educated men but factory workers and dentists, grocery-clerks and stay-at-home moms... What if you had a pen-pal in Iraq? Do you think you might get a different story than what you're being fed by the news media?

    1. Re:Cross a Boundary! by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The warning was ignored because someone thought that software released in the US would remain isolated within the target market. Americans understanding Arabic? or software released in the US ending up in the middle east? What were the odds of that, eh?

      Actually, this is the norm in software development.

      Every project I've ever worked on started off with a fairly narrow, well-defined target area. Then, as that got working, the users/clients started sending in bug reports. A large percent of those "bugs" could be summarized as "This software doesn't do something that I want it to do." But that something wasn't in the original design specs.

      The management never, ever understands this (because they don't understand the design specs). They just want the bugs fixed. So the developers have to do a quick redesign in incorporate the new demands.

      Chances are that the original MS developers (or whoever they were) even asked about other languages, regionalization, etc., and were explicitly told not to worry about it. "We need something deliverable; we can't worry about all that stuff now."

      It's an old story. And nearly every software developer will tell you stories about the same process. The good ones will anticipate this, and "over-engineer" their code so that it works for a wider range of input than expected. But even then, you're often surprised by demands for new things that you didn't think of.

      What if you had a pen-pal in Iraq?

      If you're an American, you'd be on several lists of suspects, and you'd be hauled aside for questioning any time you tried to fly anywhere.

      OTOH, on the Internet, nobody knows if you're an Iraqi (or an American dog). Unless you tell them. And even then you could be lying.

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    2. Re:Cross a Boundary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, learn esperanto... that way you'll only meet people who have also learned esperanto... Not only is it flawed as a language (difficult to pronounce for some people, double consonants, anyone?), it won't let you know people from other places who aren't also actively trying to do the same. If you want to learn people from a certain country or area, learn /their/ language(s), or one they will understand. Arabic, English, French, Russian and Spanish will give you good coverage of America, Europe and Africa. In Asia and Oceania things seem a bit more difficult, but the aforementioned should be of some use.

    3. Re:Cross a Boundary! by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1
      I don't generally reply to anonymous cowards (because they typically "diss" a thread and never return) but in case anyone else reads this one...

      Sure, learn esperanto... that way you'll only meet people who have also learned esperanto... Not only is it flawed as a language (difficult to pronounce for some people, double consonants, anyone?), it won't let you know people from other places who aren't also actively trying to do the same. [...]

      This is an entirely valid point from which, unfortunately, you imply a strange conclusion. You're saying that I should spend more time to learn a language which will put me in crude contact with people in a certain area, most of whom don't care about international communication enough to learn a foreign language which isn't required by law, by duty, or for profit.

      On the contrary, I think it's a better idea to learn a language which will bring me quickly and fluently into genuine, friendly association with people all over the world (even from miniscule cultural groups, all of whose languages I could never hope to learn) whose driving motivation towards international, interpersonal communication has already been demonstrated by their decision to learn that same language, Esperanto. These are people who want to share their culture and to learn about others'.

      We, "esperantists", are like a right hand held out for an honest handshake. By comparison, your notion looks more like a quick grope on a crowded train.

  167. Missing the point by EdMcMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is not the programmer's responsibility to be aware of these things. Public relations people should be there to supply them with information as well as check products before they are done. Programmers are paid to program, not be familiar with customs of other countries.

  168. Re:51st State? or USA=11th Territory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because you live in the US's 51st State (Canada) there's no need to yell about it. If you don't like it, move to the US's 52nd (Puerto Rico) or 53rd State (Mexico).

  169. International Mac development by wandazulu · · Score: 1

    At this bookstore I used to go to, they had all the Mac programming manuals...took up a whole shelf. One of the slimmest volumes was one devoted entirely to internationalizing an application.

    What I remember more than anything was that they had a whole chapter, I believe, on symbols and their meanings throughout the world. They suggested that if your app was going to be sold in the Middle East, it would be a bad idea to use a pig as an icon (that's the one I explicitly remember).

    All in all it made for facinating reading to a 15yo non-programmer (at the time). It was really slim and really seemed more interested in getting the app more culturally-aware, instead of just harping on dealing with Unicode (or whatever they used then) strings.

  170. Alaska is Canadian too, you know... by Schwartzboy · · Score: 1

    Your post reminds me of one day long ago when my mother wanted to send a package to my weird uncle in Alaska. We went to a FedEx/UPS/whatever location (I was very young & didn't care which it was at the time) and my mother was told that she couldn't send the package without paying international rates and indicated which providence Alaska was in. "I think you mean province, but I don't want to send it to Canada, I'm sending it to Alaska." replies my mother. Brain child behind the counter proceeds to explain to us that Alaska is up there (points to color-coded map with all 50 states labeled as such, shows us AK) in Canadia, and in Canadia they have these things called Providences that are like our states, only not. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Finally, my mom loses it and finds a manager who is marginally more intelligent than the counter-drone, convinces everyone that Alaska has been a state for the past 20+ years, and we end up paying the shipping cost for "US Only (AK and HI may be extra)"

    This, my friends, is why drugs are bad, mmmkay?

    Also, if and when I ever travel internationally again, I'll tell anyone who asks that I'm Canadian. The only negative stereotypes you guys have to deal with involve hockey and saying "eh" far too often, whereas the stereotypical American apparently believes that Alaska is a "providence" in "Canadia". *sigh*

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  171. by world standards by scruffyMark · · Score: 1
    ... that would be about, what, 10 year olds?

    And I'm in Canada, where our literacy rate is almost as abyssmal, so don't say I'm slamming the US only.

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  172. What level of chastised and corrected by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    [on Koran chants in game] His investigations showed the Japanese, who had developed the game for Microsoft, had added the chant to the tape because they liked the sound of it without checking its origins. "They were chastised and corrected," he said.
    Did they have to apologise to Bill and Steve, their ancestors (in person) or did it cost them a finger joint off their pinkies?
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  173. Only 28 out of 56? by Beowabbit · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean.
    Only 28 out of 56? That's barely two thirds, or only 45%! (And I've heard similar awful things about the quality of our mathematics education!)
    1. Re:Only 28 out of 56? by suman28 · · Score: 1

      Only 28 out of 56? That's barely two thirds, or only 45%! (And I've heard similar awful things about the quality of our mathematics education!) Yeah, we are poor in mathematics. You dumbass, 28 out of 56 is 50%, not 45%.

    2. Re:Only 28 out of 56? by Beowabbit · · Score: 1

      Oh, so it's only one third then? Sheesh, is there egg on my face!

  174. Reverse: Aljama Mosque complex in Spain by msgmonkey · · Score: 1

    Plus lots of former mosques turned into churches in spain and portugul so I I guess it works both ways.

  175. Re:our 51st state, Puetro Rico by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't talk about the USA's 51st state that way.

  176. Or a specific Lake... by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1
    I'm in Toronto. I once ordered stuff from New York City, and the guy on the phone asked me where Toronto was.

    "North of Buffalo", I said, figuring that he's more likely to know small US cities in his own state than the largest city in Canada.

    "Uhhh..." he said.

    "North of Lake Ontario", I said helpfully.

    "Where's that?"

    I gave up and told him "a ninety minute flight west and a bit north of you".

  177. Chandeliers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who would've been able to afford globes would likely have had chandeliers.

  178. Mod me down... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Modding down a statement of opinion (which is pretty much fact - but we could dispute it all day) because you disagree with it is not only petty but basically demonstrates the truth of the statement. If you want to remove the power you must refute it once and ignore it thereafter.

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  179. Perhaps the churches should be burned by bshroyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    down instead of converted. Would that make the Saudis any happier? Or MS could have just left them as churches, and the Muslim faithful could attend mosque under the cross. Still not acceptable? Any alternatives I've missed?

    What the Saudis object to is the concept of the game. They object to a Muslim team grabbing land from a Christian team.

    Get over it. It's a game.

    --
    The cure for cancer is coming: Reovirus
    1. Re:Perhaps the churches should be burned by bani · · Score: 1

      I guess what it means is that the Saudis would have been perfectly happy with a game where christian crusaders converted mosques into churches.

    2. Re:Perhaps the churches should be burned by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      I think the point was that the Saudis were trying to be Politically Correct.

    3. Re:Perhaps the churches should be burned by bshroyer · · Score: 1

      This happens in the game, as well.

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      The cure for cancer is coming: Reovirus
  180. It's Canada by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    Here in the US we've forgotten our history so we're not as geographically sensitive as other countries are these days (Kashmir, Israel/Palestine, Taiwan, N/SKorea).

    We Americans got whupped for trying to extend revolutionary freedom too far to the North in the 18th century, and didn't get our way in the 19th century with that memorable slogan

    "Fifty-four forty or fight!"
    Oh well, at least Polk's doctrine of Manifest Destiny got us California:) We'd love to to think now that we'd never do something so gauche and imperialistic for territorial expansion. I'm surprised we're not hated more by our neighbors.
    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:It's Canada by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      This isn't a part of history of which I am much aware.

      Thank you for the education/link.

      Why were we attacking Canada?

  181. Umm, sadly no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How wrong you are. What actually happened in the lead up to the war was that the Iraqis were accused of having massive stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and were either in the process of, or were beginning to, acquire nuclear weapons.

    These were put forward as the justifications for invasion of the country. To say that the Bush administration was only concerned about the possibility that they could develop WMDs in the future is a distortion of the facts. Or more simply, it is a lie designed to cover the asses of the administration.

    1. Re:Umm, sadly no. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, if you dig into the archives and look around at news discussion in early 2002, you'll find that it was widely known that the Iraqis no longer had "WMDs", whatever those might have been. Yes, they had used deadly gas in the slaughter of the Kurds, but only the steadfast Republican core in the US still believed that they still had such weapons or the ability to produce them without discovery. The common question among those Americans who followed more than Fox News was "So how will George and Dick justify an invasion now?"

      The answer soon became clear. Rather that "Iraq has WMDs", the story became "Iraq is building WMDs", or even more ominously, "Iraq has the capability of building WMDs." This couldn't be debunked, because we hadn't yet developed mind-reading technology. And this sure sounded like a justification for attacking anyone anywhere.

      (We still don't seem to have mind-reading technology. And where are those flying cars that we were promised?)

      Anyway, well before the Iraq war actually started, we were already hearing humorists talking about "the possibility that Iraqis are considering the prospect of looking into a project to investigate the future development of WMDs" and other such parodies of the Bush line.

      Then there was our horror when we realized that 2/3 of the American population had actually fallen for the attempt to associate Saddam Hussein with 9/11. We've had to face the shame of realizing that the American population really is that gullible.

      OTOH, by then a lot of us had learned to associate the phrase "linked to" with the headline that the Onion printed back in Octobeer 2001:

      Kevin Bacon Linked to Al Qaeda

      This has gotta be the best comment so far on this line of propaganda. I've come to react to the phrase "linked to" by automatically wondering what lie the speaker is trying to make me believe.

      (And there was the followup information that George W and Osama both have a Bacon number 3. It seems that they've been in at least two movies together, and one movie is 3 links from Kevin. ;-)

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    2. Re:Umm, sadly no. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, if the Bush administration has done anything right, it's massively decreasing the effectiveness of the words "capability" and "potential"

      I mean, thing about it: I have the potential to fuck a super model -- I have a penis and am not dead. All I'd have to do is meet a super model and convince her than overweight computer programmers with rhetoric degrees and modest debt portfolios are the sexiest segment of the population, and that I am an exemplary member of that group.

      This does not mean that super models should start a "dasmegabyte" alert system based on chatter found on EfNet IRC channels.

      Going to war over "potential" crimes is ridiculous, because you can invent potential whereever you like. The rest of the world has every right to be disgusted that America went to war in Iraq with no provocation. I would actually rather live in fear of potential threats then to become a real one. But I'm not a murderer and I don't like to associate with them.

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      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    3. Re:Umm, sadly no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mean, thing about it: I have the potential to fuck a super model -- I have a penis and am not dead. All I'd have to do is meet a super model and convince her than overweight computer programmers with rhetoric degrees and modest debt portfolios are the sexiest segment of the population, and that I am an exemplary member of that group.

      The only obstacle that you would have to overcome at that point is locating your 1" penis in between your rolls of fat.

  182. BULLSHIT ALERT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give some references. I, for one, do not believe you, at all. Trust me, no one in Mexico or Canada would have any trouble finding the US on a map. In fact, most wouldn't have any trouble pointing out the american sitting in their local bar.

    If your going to post stupid things, you really have to link to some kind of back up.

    1. Re:BULLSHIT ALERT!!! by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Trust me, no one in Mexico or Canada would have any trouble finding the US on a map
      I wasn't talking about people in Mexico or Canada. I was talking about people in the US who can't find the US on a map. But it turns out I misremembered: it was only 11% of people in the US who couldn't find it.
  183. Solution: by drix · · Score: 1

    I guess the only thing to do is to hire more programmers from other countries!

    Haha. Touche, no?

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    I think there is a world market for maybe five personal web logs.
  184. Microsoft is not the only one. by krynos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look this patch for Solaris from Sun:
    ROC timezone should be avoided for political reasons

  185. Would have been a good argument... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you hadn't committed the same sin being discussed here, i.e. talking about another part of the world ignorantly. Actually, you managed to demonstrate two of American's most common weaknesses, lack of geographical knowledge and lack of spelling capabilities! I can only imagine what the rest of the world thinks when they see things like this: "These guys are the world's superpower??!!"

  186. Microsoft is taking this seriously tho... by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 1

    I interned at MS last year, and I can tell you that they do make a big deal out of it. The problem is not just people lack knowledge of geography, it's that they lack basic understanding of other cultures and histories.

    For example, in the Korean version of Age of Empires, on the front cover, there is a picture of a Samurai. Nothing wrong right? Well, except Koreans find that extremely offensive, because they were subjugated under Japanese rule for a long time and they hate Japanese Samurais and what they stands for.

    Microsoft has this annual tech showcase for their employees, and there is a booth in their conference center dedicated to this issue. They have a department that reviews all the cover art, maps, and other culturally specific content before they're released.

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  187. 10000000th Post, Offtopic ..... by Sweetshark · · Score: 1

    Prepare to see this more often than the old "does it run linux" or "imagine a beowulf cluster ..." posts.
    This one already made /.-history the moment it was posted and is even more generic. It will get posted again and again whether its on or offtopic ...
    http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=118 344&cid=10000000

  188. Do non Americans know where the States are located by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He said that as a geographer himself it was depressing that Americans had a reputation for being particularly unaware of the rest of the world. The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean

    That is sad and not surprising considering the state of public education, but how many people outside of the US could say where Kansas is? People in the US are expected to know where every dinky third world country is located, but the rest of the world doesn't know where all the US states are, which are in many cases larger than European countries.

  189. Europe is bigger than EU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    13 European countries? They are over 30. You must mistake Europe for the European Union. Europe is at least twice the size of EU. (think of Norway, Ukraine, European part of Russia, those Balkan countries which do not belong to the EU (yet), other East European countries close to the Balkan peninsula, such as Romania, etc, etc

    1. Re:Europe is bigger than EU by DGregory · · Score: 1

      Depends on when their "junior high" was... the USSR was still one country back when i was in jr high. There was still more than 13 then, but that would account for some of them.

  190. Don't Forget the Europeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While we're bashing Microsoft and Americans for not knowing the culture and geography of others, we shouldn't neglect the Europeans and their often woeful ignorance of U.S. culture and history.

    A few months ago CSPAN interviewed an American historian whose speciality was Germany. He noted a fact I found startling. American universities typically have major departments whose focus is some part of Europe. In contrast, European universities typically ignore U.S. history. In all of Germany, with some 70 million people, he said, there are fewer U.S. historians in the universities than there are in the state of North Carolina, with a mere 8.4 million people.

    Yes, not everyone goes to college and not everyone who goes to college takes a course in French or German history. But in the U.S. any sizable group will have people who have studied European history. In Europe, it's often impossible for a college student to get a good grasp of U.S. history. And this is over a century after it became clear (following the Spanish-American war and the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt) that we were a world power.

    As a result, all too many Europeans get their impression of the U.S. from their own (equally ignorant) news media, as well as our movies and the often odd views of culture and history that Hollywood presents. We're seen as a nation of cowboys whose cities are filled with crime, whose CIA kills a President, and whose Supreme Court (even the liberals) throws an election to a Republican.

    Alas, there are also Americans who've swallowed this bizarre view of the U.S. Think, for instance, of Michael Moore, whose recent documentary is so dishonest he fabricated a newspaper's front page. In Europe his film won a prize. Here it won the praise of prominent Democrats. It should have made him the laughing stock of the entire world.

    No, the problem of ignorance of others isn't confined to U.S. software programmers.

    --Mike Perry, Inkling blog , Seattle

    1. Re:Don't Forget the Europeans by sgt_doom · · Score: 0

      Exactly! As long as we understand recycling and Eurotrash in this country - we're all OK! And that's so goofy about the CIA killing a president - although everyone knows they were in actuality the guys behind Watergate!

    2. Re:Don't Forget the Europeans by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      I suppose European students studying American history would probably go to the US. The US does have a very large portion of foreign college students. Look at it another way, how much history of the UK does Germany offer as a curriculum? (Not a very apt comparison, I expect more than US history)

      What front page did Moore allegedly fabricate?

  191. Ob. Robocop quote... by payndz · · Score: 1

    "Pakistan is threatening my border!"

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    You must think in Russian.
  192. I thought I had mono for a whole year... by Mac73117 · · Score: 1

    it turns out I was in Ohio.

    Or something like that. Blatantly stolen from 'Heathers'

  193. Localizing maps would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A localized version of a product should carry a map along with the localized versions of system messages, etc.

    For example, Chinese Windows (for PRC) should show Taiwan being a Chinese territory while a Taiwanese version should not. Simple.

  194. Funny, I always thought the Northern Hemisphere... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

    ...was placed at the top of the globe so that the globe's spin would conform to the "right-hand rule" (the right hand being somehow mystically superior to the left hand -- or at least the "right" being superior to the "left"; our word "sinister" comes from the latin word meaning "on the left"...)

    If you orient (there's that word again...) the globe so that it's spin is in the same direction as the fingers on your right hand, "up" has to be "North"; the direction your thumb points (although, "thumbs-up" hasn't always had a positive connotation...)

    Now, where else have I heard of this "right-hand rule"...? Hmmm... maybe "the ancients" weren't so backwards and unenlightened with their right-handedness superstitions after all. ;-)

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  195. Programmer around the world forget where Vietnam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only Microsoft programmer make mistake, open source programmer either.

    Two years after Bill Clinton remove embargo and normalize relationship with Vietnam, as Vietnamese people like Coke and Pepsi , MS can sell software too. But when I read the license agreement, they still mention that this software is not export to Vietnam, Cuba, North Korea . But Vietnamese still buy it, from OEM channel like IBM, Compaq, HP.

    In Unix/Linux, you can not choose time zone to Hanoi city, the capital of Vietnam, only Sai Gon to choose. The Sai gon is the capital city of South Vietnam which is not exist for 25 years.

  196. Local Interests should be done by locals by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    "It is therefore no surprise that some of our employees, however bright they may, have only a hazy idea about the rest of the world"

    Yet another reason why Open Source is the only sensible way for technology to grow. Foreign countries can tailor software any way they want to truly meet the needs of a geographical area.

  197. parent is an idiot, why is it modded up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    knowing how fanatical most followers of that faith are -- this is just an ignorant statement seemingly informed more by US media than real life. Actually, it turns out that a shitload of muslims are well adjusted people.

    I wonder how offended the Saudi's where when I was over there defending their asses and didn't plug my ears when they blared these prayers over loudspeakers nationwide twice a day. -- This is just a stupid an nonsensical statement. Read it again mods. Really, what is redeeming or interesting about it?

    we have to be sensitive to those that consider us the devil, and will be rewarded in heaven for killing us infidels. I repeat, parent is an idiot.

  198. No problem... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just tell us how would you feel if a program showed the flag of your country in reverse.

    It wouldn't bother me at all. Here is the flag of the country I live in...

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
  199. what means major? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    You are comparing ignorance of regional districts *within* a country (states) to ignorance of major world countries as a whole.


    I 'll give you Sweden as a major country (HUGE economy), but I am sure that *many* of the regional districts (states) in US are FAR bigger in economy AND population (and thus more "major" by my definition) than *many* of the countries in Europe.

    *Googling statistics left as an exercise to the reader

    1. Re:what means major? by jamarsa · · Score: 1

      I doubt your statement, given that the EEC (25 countries) outweights tthe U.S.A. (50 states) both in population and in economy... Not in weapons, however.

    2. Re:what means major? by jamarsa · · Score: 1

      Oh sorry, forgot the wikipedia links.

      Economic Status

      Population

    3. Re:what means major? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't know how many states have to be economically larger than how many EU countries for the GP to be considered correct, but take away the top 10 from the EU, and the remaining 60% are smaller than 36% of the US states. About 1/3 of the states > over 1/2 of the countries? I would say that qualifies as *many* states larger than *many* countries. My $0.02 (US).

    4. Re:what means major? by meringuoid · · Score: 1

      But of those 25 countries, ten are relatively poor ex-Communist states, and a lot are just plain small - Ireland's very prosperous, for instance, but there are only about three million people there. IIRC, the Californian economy is larger than any European economy except Britain, France and Germany.

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    5. Re:what means major? by jamarsa · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you now say that some (in fact, the wealthiest) states of the U.S. are richer than most European countries. That's quite different than your previous assumption of *many*.

      Let's look at it the other way:

      -Four European countries are wealthier than *any* of the states (yes, including California): Germany, France, U.K. and Italy.
      -Slovakia, being a former comunist country (and one of the poorest and smallest) has bigger economy than 15(+2 ?) states (Alaska,-perhaps- Arkansas, Delaware, Hawaii, Idaho, Maine, -perhaps- Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia and Wyoming). Poland economy (another ex-communist country) has more GDP than 44(!!) U.S. states.
      -14 countries of the EEC (56%) rank above 150.000 MD, for only 24 of the U.S. states (48%). The thirteenth economy in the EEC (Denkmark) is bigger than each of 27 states.

      Let's not talk about population, for being the totals in Europe around 453 million people. Ireland, for example, being roughly 4 million people (not three), has more than anyone of 25 U.S. States. The only countries with less population than any of the states are Malta and Luxembourg, being both tiny ones. Cyprus, the next, ranks above AK,ND, VT, WY (I'm getting tired of copying statistics, sorry). There are 16 (32%) states under 2 million people, for only 5 (20%) EEC countries.

      Sources:

      Population U.S.A.
      Iowa Economy
      European Union

    6. Re:what means major? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And New York City has twice the population of Ireland. So? You're still ignoring that the 50 States are more like Countries than (provinces, districts, counties, whatever) in European Countries, and many are comparable in size, population and economy to many European Countries.

  200. What about "camelot"? by blitz487 · · Score: 1
    5) The Queen of Uruguay: that's just funny. If someone accidentally or on purpose started referring to the US as a monarchy, they'd probably be hired as a spokesperson for the DNC.

    They already are. Haven't you noticed the political persuasion of those who refer to the Kennedys as "America's Royalty", JFK jr as the former "crown prince" and Kennedy's administration as "camelot"?

  201. There's No Monopoly on Ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Only two weeks ago the BBC reported:

    more than a fifth of [British] 16 to 24-year-olds [surveyed] thought Britain had been conquered by the Germans, the Americans or the Spanish.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3537162.stm

  202. And you haven't talked about Mexico! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Interviewer:So, what can you tell us about Mexico?
    Common US citizen: Oh, New Mexico? Well it's too hot there, but...
    Interviewer: No, I mean Mexico, THE COUNTRY.
    Common US citizen: ???
    Interviewer: Think about it, Mexico, las pinyatas, sombreros...
    Common US citizen: Oh, like Speedy Gonzalez!
    Interviewer: *rolls eyes*
    Common US citizen: No, I haven't been there. Do they know Britney there?
    Interviewer: (smacks forehead) Oh Lord... *ahem* Ok, here's a Map of the world. Can you pinpoint Mexico?
    Common US citizen: Hey look, you're wasting my time, I don't have the time for little subcountry details...

    Yeah, this interview was ficticious. But I've seen similar things! Frankly, what do they teach their children on schools?

  203. The survey results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The results of the National Geographic survey (the source of the "Pacific Ocean" statistic) make interesting (and suprising) reading. The following are of particular interest:

    I wouldn't expect the average person to know the answer to some of the questions (for example, the question on El Nino), but the ones above are real howlers. I think part of the problem is the 'tabloid culture' that exists (on this side of the Atlantic, anyway). People need to stop reading toilet paper and start reading real newspapers.

    And just for the record, I got 18 out of 20. I guessed the religion question wrong and incorrectly stated that China and Russia both have populations of over a billion.

  204. I'd like to agree with you, but wow... by eLoco · · Score: 1

    You've managed to demonstrate that what's presented in the article is not a fluke. As you said, let's look at these:

    1) For Muslims turning churches into Mosques, yeah, that's HORRIBLY unrealistic propaganda. I have two words for you: Hagia Sophia. Personally, I agree with you on this one, but blame our willingness to bend over backwards not to offend Saudi Arabia on Bush and his cronies and their active efforts to continually increase our already excessive dependence on oil.

    2) the Korean flag in reverse: so what? You're right, no insensitivity here. Hey, if we want to display your flag upside down or in rainbow colors, just lighten up and accept it! I mean, really, it's just a (non-US) flag!

    3) hembra: hardly an 'insensitivity' issue; it sounds like a genuine difference in dialect. Yeah, you might be right on this one. I don't know and won't act like I do.

    4) China/Taiwan: boo hoo. If the Chinese want to dwell in their eternal house of reality-denial, that's fine... This is a more interesting quandary than you seem to realize. The US has managed to get caught between a friend we have promised to protect (Taiwan) and a country we don't want to piss off because they are world's next huge market (and maybe the world's next superpower?). I work for a localization company (translation and related tasks), and we have had to change the label "country" to "country/region" for our clients whenever presenting a list that includes Taiwan to keep them from losing business in China. Anyway, this will get even more interesting if China should ever decide to make good on their talk about bringing Taiwan "back into the fold." That's when we find out what our priorities are between money and principles. Hmm, I wonder which way that's gonna go...

    5) The Queen of Uruguay: that's just funny... See, that's funny to you and me as Americans, but it's easy for us to shrug off the idea of America being referred to by another country as a monarchy because it is of no consequence. When the de facto worldwide standard software refers to Uruguay as a monarchy, I think I would be at least a little disappointed or annoyed as an Uruguayan.

    I'd also argue that the US has a long tradition of arguing but ultimately tolerating such things - crucifixes in urine, routine desecrations of our symbols like the flag, etc. Intentional desecration of the flag is quite different than displaying it incorrectly as though it were correct. Would you like it if the US flag were reversed on the Olympics web site, even if it were an oversight?

    Main points:

    1. Oversensitivity might be silly, but complete lack of sensitivity is pathetic.
    2. Recognize that as an American you have the luxury of ignoring the rest of the world (or at least the perceived luxury). The rest of the world does not have that luxury, so what appears to you to be oversenstivity might be perfectly reasonable from most of the world's perspective.
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    1. Re:I'd like to agree with you, but wow... by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Hey, if we want to display your flag upside down or in rainbow colors, just lighten up and accept it!

      Slashdot's topic icon for the U.S. has an American flag with only 12 stripes.

  205. Doom3 Mod under construction... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I would be offended too (and I'm not Christian) if Christian religious chanting were used as background music for such a game.

    What a sweet idea! Hymns being chanted as you battle cyberdeamons! I'm going to start on the mod right now!

    Don't worry though, I'll mention you in the credits. I wouldn't want people to play the mod an not know how to thank for the idea...

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    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
    1. Re:Doom3 Mod under construction... by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      ( :

      That's a wonderful idea. Go to!

    2. Re:Doom3 Mod under construction... by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Would listening to Cliff Richard while playing Quake count?

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  206. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pie Iesu domine, donna eis requiem!

    1. Re:Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whap!

  207. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be careful with that joke, it's an antique ;)

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a shame that it's still mostly valid though :(

  208. Bloomers? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    The company has now launched geography classes for its staff to avoid further bloomers which have caused embarrassment and cost money on a grand scale.

    Shouldn't this be bloopers? I thought bloomers were something you wear... er... that women wear...yeah...

    Bloomer
    1. A costume formerly worn by women and girls that was composed of loose trousers gathered about the ankles and worn under a short skirt.

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    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  209. I am with Microsoft by danila · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I just hate those fuckers people in some retarded countries going ballistic over obviously innocent errors. I don't fucking care whether there is a queen in Uruguay or whatever some retarded (that's redundant, I know) Muslims believe.

    I am Russian and I don't explode every time I see Russia portrayed in movies or on TV as lotsa Siberia snow, old babushka going somewhere, some alcoholics with vodka. Not to mention fur hats on everyone and bears. So what? Those who make such mistakes just show their ignorance. Big fucking deal.

    I say that those retards who didn't learn the most important lesson of all (nobody gives a fuck about your country or you, especially when making fighting games) should not be let into the global society.

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  210. Policheck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is not new ... though it may be new to the writer of the article and those at the conference. Microsoft now has an internal tool called Policheck written to check for these sorts of issues together with strings inserted by disgruntled programmers (there have been some China/Taiwan insults too). It is run over every product before its shipped (if you are from MSFT QA and you are not doing this then you may want to update your test plan :-)

    And yes a fixed version of Win 95 conforming to the Indian view of Kashmir was released. I doubt any real sales were lost.

    Who is responsible for not shipping problematic products like this?

    Three groups:

    Policheck maintainers who decide on policy for flagging possible problem words;

    The PMs to make sure that its in the test plan and scheduled to be run before you ship any bits;

    QA to make sure it is actually run and the results screened and real problems filed at bugs.

    And I have to say that running Policheck over a product that ships with a lot of source or a lot of header code is most educational. I think my knowledge of insults for the Aboriginal people of Australia increased by several hundered percent. They're all pretty short words and tend to crop up in variable names. Weeding out the false positives in an huge Excel spreadsheet but not missing any real problems is an interesting challenge but a quick glance at the context is good enough.

    And yes it does catch all the english bad words too

    The thing for other groups to learn is that this problem will affect Linux/*BSD and other open-source/free software distributions when you go to non-Western countries. Is there an open source tool to check for this yet? Probably not. No perceived need. Yet.

    exmsft :-)

  211. Tell them where you are -- ON THE MAP by PhilipOfOregon · · Score: 1
    One of the ones that I thought would work was saying I live about 80 miles north of the border between North Dakota and Montana.

    The best way to say this is to say you live below the "N" in C A N A D A.

    -- PhilipOfOregon, who lives above the "R" in Oregon

  212. state of the shape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My roommate just recently returned from spending almost 2 months in Australia. For all you Aussies out there, he fucking loved it. Anyway, I went to pick him up from the airport and bring him home. When we got to the apartment, my girlfriend had decided to put up a welcome home sign. As part of the decoration, she drew a picture of NC on it (obviously, the state we live in). My roommate looks at the sign, turns to my GF, and says "Nice sign, but why did you draw a picture of Ohio on it?"

  213. "remain neutral in foreign disputes" ? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    canon

    \Can"on\, n. [OE. canon, canoun, AS. canon rule (cf. F. canon, LL. canon, and, for sense 7, F. chanoine, LL. canonicus), fr. L. canon a measuring line, rule, model, fr. Gr. ? rule, rod, fr. ?, ?, red. See Cane, and cf. Canonical.] 1. A law or rule.

  214. location of South Wales by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    SW of East Wales?

    1. Re:location of South Wales by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1
      Amusingly, there's no such place, at least not by name. Due to the shape of the country, there's nothing much to call "East".

      Generally speaking (not official titles, but in conversation and local papers) there's North-, Mid-, West-, South-West-, South- and South-East-Wales, but I've NEVER heard anybody refer to East Wales.

      I guess you were just hideously unlucky with your choice of compass point there, but it does prove the point in a way! :-)

    2. Re:location of South Wales by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      I was just going randomly. I was congratulating myself on knowing that Wales was on the western side of England, and that it's not part of England, but is part of U.K. Not a huge accomplishment, I grant.

      What's included in the definition of Britain?

      Also - is it true the English plundered all the vowels in Wales?

    3. Re:location of South Wales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Britain is the mainland of England, Scotland and Wales.

  215. Not Just The US by Uosdwis · · Score: 1

    FTA: His investigations showed the Japanese, who had developed the game for Microsoft, had added the chant to the tape because they liked the sound of it without checking its origins. "They were chastised and corrected," he said.
    So the Japanese screwed up the racial sluring, MS just published it.
    I'm not saying out sh*t don't stink, but no one's is roses

  216. customers first by MKashlev · · Score: 1

    Microsoft mission is to serve customers first, and from my experience, they do it quite well. Whatever customers want, they incorporate that into their products. However, the errors in language and geography such as china/taiwan and india/kurdistan are not part of that. It is almost impossible to look at all details and confirm that with customers.

  217. Some countries are just backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some countries are just backwards and selfish. Do they think they are important or something?? Why not have the chanting in the fighting game? Don't play it if you don't like it. Most of the stuff they complain about is idiotic

    1. Re:Some countries are just backwards by MortgageMan · · Score: 0

      HEY!

      Don't be bitchin at the butt backward, mud hut shackin, spear throwin, "It's my turn to play the computer" Dilberting, Albonians...

      It's entirely the fault of the evil U.S. Uhhm, well actually it's more the fault of Britain and the rest of Europe - but the U.S. is the 'now' evil empire so we get the blame...

      Oh never mind - people are idiots and in just a few years Darwin will win and the ants will be next up at bat...

      --Richard

  218. Product Opportunity Here by ab_iron · · Score: 1

    Microsoft needs to take advantage of this situation and create a MapWizard. Whe world could be created in whatever world view you or you nation feels it should be. Ab_iron

  219. Oh, BS by metalhed77 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I mean, gregorian chants are used in dark action flicks and sometimes games as soundtrack all the time. The only reason no one cares is because the idiotic fucks who do care don't know much about gregorian chants.

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  220. Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore? by fgb · · Score: 1

    When some of my family was visiting from Italy, I took them to see the Grand Canyon. When we stopped at an Italian restaurant on the way, they started laughing. It turned out the name of the restaurant meant "the slut" in their dialect. They all insisted on having their picture taken next to the big sign with the place's name on it.

    Mistakes happen. Unless you *know* that it's intentional then getting upset about it is just a sign of immaturity.

  221. "Dog Day Afternoon" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this movie, I remember an incident where the bad guys had attempted to rob a bank in New York City and the robbery went wrong and hostages were taken.

    The bad guys demanded an airplane to take them to a foreign country in exchange for the hostages.

    Police negociaters asked, "Which country?".

    The bad guys talked it over and the dumbest one replied, "Wyoming!!!".

  222. Error in article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So much for now throwing the first stone, the article couldn't even spell "program" right! "The programme was changed". How ignorant.

  223. This probably won't translate: by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a good trick for you females. (There ARE some on /., dammit!)
    A very attractive, accomplished, intelligent woman played a prank on me. As a party game, she had me close my eyes and trace the outline of "the ideal woman". I figured the game was to get the guy to lose track and laugh at the deformed outline. Something along the lines of "Her breasts are 2 feet above her neck!"

    So I concentraited very hard.

    "Ok, show where her eyes are."
    "Show where her nose is."
    "Show where her hair comes down to."
    "Show where her breasts are and their approximate size"
    "Show where her navel is."
    "Show where her waist is."
    "Show where her hips are."

    I was focussing really hard as the bits got closer together, sure I was creating a monster.

    "Show where her vagina is."
    I put my finger out and felt a warm, moist cavity.

    I fell over laughing - she'd knelt and put her mouth on my finger. I was pretty surprised. And a bit embarrassed.

  224. Well... by Suzzlon · · Score: 1

    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean. Well my 2 year old is a young American and he has no clue where the Pacific Ocean is. I'm thinkin' its time for some extra tutoring.

  225. WSJ editorial page is nuts by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 0, Troll

    Weirdly, wildly unbalanced. In the 7th year of the Clinton years, they were giving credit for anything good to Bush the Elder, or Reagan. "It takes time for policies to have an effect!" Then with the slightest bubble in employement numbers - more due to people's benefits running out than actually getting jobs: "W == teh l337!"

    They even publish stuff from that game show celebrity-equivalent Bill Bennett (Famous because...he's famous. Not for his brains, or insight, or achievements. Drug czar? We sure won that one under his watch! Education czar? Schools were sure shitty...)

    It's really as bad as the "Young Spartacus", just in the opposite side of the spectrum.

  226. Ohio valley - place of prehistoric NA cilization.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure I know where Ohio is - near Ohio river's valley - this is where there was a prehistoric civilization . I am an IT worker from Poland. I read "Guns, germs and steel".

  227. Kashmir by joe_plastic · · Score: 1

    They should tick off both, by listing it as a disputed territory.

  228. Uh...huh? Doom 3 has Christian imagery by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    Doom 3isn't an apt comparison, but you'd be offended if Christian religious chanting were used as background music in a fighting game? Are you saying Doom 3 doesn't have disembowled crucified people on upside-down crosses (it does)?

  229. If You Were Christian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would you respond to the repetetive chanting of the "Lord's Prayer" in the same context?!

  230. Peurto Rico by musselm · · Score: 1

    I think calling it "Peurto Rico" might offend some Puerto Ricans as well..

  231. Urban Legend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hello to all, I'm from Spain, and here we can see a few of this 'Pajeros'. (I have seen some of them).
    As you says, 'Pajero' is a word that here in Spain evokes some (un?)pleasant images ...

    After a time, they renamed to 'Montero', a word without such connotations...

    Not to mention the Mitsubitshi GRAND Pajero... :D

  232. It's NOT Apples and Oranges by rd_syringe · · Score: 0, Troll

    Europeans can locate things in Europe. Guess what, Europe is a collection of countries. The United States can be thought of as a group of areas as well. It's the same thing.

    Europeans not knowing where Florida is is not different from knowing where Sweden is. Florida is part of the US, and Sweden is over in Europe.

  233. But... by rd_syringe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...supporting and financing terrorism is. Not to mention violating UN resolutions. You know, remember that? The thing that got violated which gives right to invasion and disabling of Saddam? What's the point of having resolutions if nobody enforces them for a decade?

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually a country violating UN resolutions doesn't allow another country to invade it.
      There has to be a decision by the UN security council.

      The only states who believe that the decisions and resolutions of the UN are justifying this war were Coalition forces (USA, UK, Italy, Spain and many evil-doing countries).
      Many other countries and also experts on international law from Coalition countries think different.

      You can't enforce a resolution because you are just keen on it right now.
      Furthermore it is ignorated that this enforcement killed and kills many innocent people.
      The Coalition destroyed the old system without being able to put up a new working one and left Iraq to chaos.

      Iraq might have financed terrorists in neighbouring countries, but not Al Quaeda and not against the USA.
      Moreover, "financed" is exaggerated, money was given to families of assassins.
      Where would Iraq have taken that mass of money under sanctions?

      The real problem (again not really for the US, more for Israel) is the origin of some of the myths Mad George used: Iran.
      The have the possibilities to finance some organisations (though not Al Quaeda), and they do.

    2. Re:But... by soliptic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well then.... Israel is next I assume?

    3. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name the UN treaty that Israel violated.

      I forgot, Israel is evil because the US supports it, and the US is evil. Everything we do is evil because it makes you enlightened if you play trendy contrarian with the other latte liberals.

    4. Re:But... by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not to mention violating UN resolutions.

      And who really gives a shit about the UN, other than no-name nations who'd otherwise never get a say in anything, anywhere?

      Fuck the UN.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    5. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US veto means that any Israeli atrocity is ignored by the Security Council.

  234. Wait a minute... by burns210 · · Score: 1

    "He said that as a geographer himself it was depressing that Americans had a reputation for being particularly unaware of the rest of the world. The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean."

    Wow.

  235. European news by rd_syringe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    European news--"Is there any way we can blame this on the US?"

    It's fun to generalize an entire nation's news media with no examples or logic or reasoning.

    1. Re:European news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > European news--"Is there any way we can blame this on the US?"
      > It's fun to generalize an entire nation's news media with no examples or logic
      > or reasoning.

      If something is correct then you don't need examples - it's for the side who is wrong to do the research.

      To typify "European news" - whatever THAT is - as being "Is there any way we can blame this on the US?" is to suggest that they routinely blame the US for things which are not it's fault. Perhaps you'd like to give some examples?

    2. Re:European news by Celt · · Score: 1

      Agreed I want some examples here,
      Also its very obvious that you have not seen European News channels such as Euronews (euronews.net) I on the other hand have seen US news channels.
      Oh and most people don't count Sky News in the UK as a European view as its basically Fox News UK and is generally anti-eu in many respects

      --
      "WebTV: bringing the Internet into the shallow end of the gene pool since 1995" - Martin Bishop
  236. Re:Uh...huh? Doom 3 has Christian imagery by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
    Doom 3isn't an apt comparison, but you'd be offended if Christian religious chanting were used as background music in a fighting game? Are you saying Doom 3 doesn't have disembowled crucified people on upside-down crosses (it does)?

    Actually, I'm not saying any of these things. I'd find it offensive if an actual religious chant were being used (not just a made up one) in a context that was inappropriate. Regarding Doom: I've never played it, and no virtually nothing about it. shrug. But in any case, I'm not arguing for absolutes- I don't believe that a general level description, such as a these moral statements are, can adequately state what is most moral in any particular situation- even Christians cannot hold that "Thou Shall Not Kill", for there are numerous situations in which killing seems justified. This is not some moral relativism either. One can believe in there being an absolute right and wrong for every situation, without calling for an 'always'.

  237. B-but by rd_syringe · · Score: 0, Troll

    B-but, Microsoft is bad, so this is their fault, because we must meet the daily quota of Microsoft bashing.

    Quick, get him, he's breaking our hegenomy!

  238. Puerto Rico by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

    Puerto Rico is a US commonwealth.
    People born in Puerto Rico are American Citizens.
    So why, oh why, is Puerto Rico representing itself as a separate country in the Olympics?
    We Americans are confused and stoopid enough already.
    Did they get independence when I wasn't looking?

    I live the greatest adventure anyone could wish for. - Tosk the Hunted

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  239. Yes, but what really irks me is the spelling! by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
    They didn't even mention their inability to spell words like colour, and centre. Haven't seen recent English versions of their manuals but they used to not be bothered to fix their spelling for the English speaking world.

    They insist of giving people a Software License rather than a Licence. On the other hand, given the amount of porn on the internet, maybe they got it right!

    Of course, this is by no means only a Microsoft problem. Most Americans don't even understand there is a problem here.

    --
    Squirrel!
  240. Poppy cock by billybob · · Score: 1

    Nova wasn't selling in South America, until they realized that in some of the local languages the name means "won't go".

    As another posted pointed out (and gave a link), that's all urban legend.

    Say you go to buy a dining room furniture set (table, chairs, etc). You notice the company's name is "Notable".

    Do you think to yourself, "No table? I aint buying that!" or do you just see the word "Notable" and not notice anything and buy the set. Anyone who would do the former would be a moron in my eyes. It may be funny if oyu notice it later on, but if it influences your buying decision, that's just stupid. :)

    --
    Joseph?
  241. Plenty of examples: by stimpleton · · Score: 1

    We have read plenty of posts here how the average american's global knowledge only extends to their own boundary. This may be a generalization. But I'd like to share 2 examples from when I, a New Zealander, was living in Minneapolis, some time ago.

    They are no more than an amusing tale.

    Local news reader on TV: "And now International news....In Montana, heavy snow has damaged infrastructure..."

    And...

    Masterate student at UMN: "So, where are you from?"
    Me: "New Zealand." Student: "Ah, Its lovely up there. I go there sometimes. My parents live in New York"

    --

    In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
  242. In the cup of the beholder ... by Madtown+PLT · · Score: 1

    The funny thing about the coffee is that Turkish coffee and Greek coffee are pretty much the same (or seemed so to me at least) and I couldn't stand either one. Something about drinking the grounds with the coffee almost made me gag. I'm sure they're acquired tastes though. To each his own.

    1. Re:In the cup of the beholder ... by kbahey · · Score: 1

      I guess it is a matter of taste ... I cannot stand it either, but some swear it is better than the fabled ambrosia.

      But my point is: THEY ARE INDEED IDENTICAL. One culture (Greeks) took it from the other (Ottomans). However, just calling it "Turkish" (as the rest of the world calls it) is so offensive to some Greek, even though they gained independance some 1.5 centuries ago from the Ottomans...

      An example of a hot button issue that is very emotionally charged for the insiders and seems ridiculous to the outsiders.

  243. emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I am pretty sure the next release will include a desktop GUI, after all it has just about every else built in.

    *Uses vi*

    1. re:emacs by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

      head -1 /etc/passwd

      root:DvoBd4fTSs2t1:0:0:root:/root:/bin/emacs

      So, well it could replace the "explorer" or whatever the "SHELL" is called.

      --
      I'm still trying to figure out what people mean by 'social skills' here.
  244. Mitsubishi Pajero/Montero by DVega · · Score: 1

    The 4 wheel drive truck known as Mitsubishi "Pajero" is named "Montero" on some spanish speaking countries, because "Pajero" is the slang for "masturbator". :-)

    --
    MOD THE CHILD UP!
    1. Re:Mitsubishi Pajero/Montero by Uggy · · Score: 1

      That's hilarious. _Now_ I know this Pajero of which everyone speaks. I've only known that monstrosity as the Montero and wondered why they didn't have them in the US. *chuckle* Montero's a better name anyway.

      --
      Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
  245. Localization SUCKS by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

    I work for a company... (Berlitz)... whose sole business is teaching foreign languages. With 500 locations in 60 countries, every piece of software I write has to be

    a) multilingual
    b) EU/other compliant

    We go through several hurdles and spend lots and lots of time making sure our tax codes are compliant, software respects foreign privacy laws, etc.

    It sucks big time, but I have an appreciation for the difficulty in internationalization of software. I gotta get a job at a US only company...

    --
    Excuse my speling.
    Making The Bar Project
  246. Only two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Alaska must have been slipping south more than I thought- now that explains the warmer weather ;-)

  247. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you were really interested in *only* making a timezone application, you could have asily used a physical map with time zone markations.

    The fact is that you chose to use the fabricated map "guidelined" to all media and publications in US.

    Or maybe you are just ignorant.

  248. Re:Do non Americans know where the States are loca by dpu · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the actual survey. 10% of the Americans surveyed (all between 18 and 24 years old) DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE USA IS!!! My bet is that they chose Canada since the US *must* be the big one there ;)

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    Dammit, I meant to post that anonymously!
  249. Hey!... I never said that by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    BTW; you replied to my post, and put the copied material in quotes (as per normal Slashdot quoting).

    Just one problem.... doing it that way made it look like I said it (I didn't); in fact, it had already been quoted from the grandparent.

    It would have been more appropriate to reply to the post where the comment was originally made.

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    "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
  250. Survey says: by dpu · · Score: 1

    Reading the actual NG survey stats, it's clear that the guy they interviewed was unable to read properly (or whoever wrote his comments couldn't, either way). The proper numbers from the survey are that American youths (18-24), which is the age range of the survey group from all the countried polled, only got 23 of 56 questions right on average. In actuality (or at least as far as you can trust a survey), only 30% of Americans don't know where the Pacific Ocean.

    But guess what. Only 29% of the Mexican youths surveyed DID know what direction West is. Only 90% of Americans can identify their own country on a map. And only 44% of the Americans surveyed know what a Euro is.

    Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.

    --
    Dammit, I meant to post that anonymously!
  251. more links on Xu by numist · · Score: 1

    found some blog on it that explains it well.
    http://blogs.galaxycow.com//vermyndax/archive/2004 /05/05/310.aspx

  252. Re:Nova by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    Nova = New in Latin, thus the traditional use in astronomy to indicate a new star in the heavens, even though, it is really an old star that is exploding or imploding, etc.

    No Va = It Won't Go is a reasonable spanish translation.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  253. Cultural Knowledge – Calling the kettle black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Do they know...blah blah blah

    What do you know?

    think the nations capital > nation's

    is in the far northwest. > Use ? instead of . at the end of a question.

    Americans dont even know > don't

    Washington in the District of Columbia. > There is no Washington in D.C. "Washington, D.C." is the capital city's name.

    D.C. isn't a state, it's a special district with it's own government? > run-on sentence

    it's own government? > its

    know that Peurto Rico > You misspelled Puerto Rico three times. How's that for offending "Peurto Ricans"?

    belongs to the US, but is > unneeded comma

    it's own nation? > its

    referring to Peurto Rico > Puerto Rico

    Peurto Ricans > Puerto Ricans

    China or India, is > unneeded comma

    refer to Peurto Rico > Puerto Rico

    as a "state", > unneeded comma; comma would be within quotes

    it's not a criminal offense [...] neither in the USA or > "neither" causes a double negative; use either

    in Peurto Rico. > Puerto Rico

    It is a criminal offense to refer to Taiwan as a country in China. > clumsy placement of prepositional phrase makes sentence ambiguous -- Is it okay to refer to Taiwan as a country [that exists] in[side] Brazil? ;-) It is a criminal offense in China to refer to Taiwan as a country.

    >>> flamebait, dubious insinuations, and sweeping generalizations throughout

  254. What nation is Kashmir part of? by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    How about Taiwan, Kurdistan, and Gaza? ...and be sure your answers don't offend anyone!

    Or am I risking a flame war here....

    Yes, but only because you didn't RTFA...

    --
    0 1 - just my two bits
    1. Re:What nation is Kashmir part of? by heffrey · · Score: 1

      Well I did read the article in the printed version of the Guardian and long before the story made it to Slashdot. And yes I do know a little about Kashmir, Taiwanm Kurdistan and Gaza.

      The key is that when working outside your own culture you must be very aware of cultural sensitivities in all that you do.

      Lack of such awareness is quite normal in all societies and cultures. In fact, plenty of Kashmiris (for example) will not have any understanding of Western cultural norms.

      So, Microsoft has recognised this and is educating its staff about the issues. It is undoubtedly very late in doing so but it is now doing the right thing.

  255. No US Company should care about these things. by Cheirdal · · Score: 1

    The only instances I saw in the article that were legimate complaints were the Spanish word that means "bitch" in Nicaragua, and Korea's flag being backwards. If I ran a company I wouldn't bow to the whims of countries like Saudia Arabia or China. I also wouldn't take into consideration laws in backwards countries about what could be printed on a map. Making a map that doesn't accurately reflect the real world is ridiculous. Countries that cruely subjugate their people (women in particular) should not be given special consideration ever. I have less respect now for Microsoft than I ever did since they conformed.

    1. Re:No US Company should care about these things. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      No US Company should care about these things
      Not if you only want to sell to a US market.
  256. This article is way out of date by GPFCharlie · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one's picked up on this, but most of the examples that the article points out are very old (Windows 95?).

    Microsoft has grown up a lot since then, and clearly realizes that in order to maintain growth they have to be increasingly aware of international norms/customs.

    I know that all MSFT software has to go through several international reviews before they can be released to catch issues like these ahead of time.

    I don't think this article is really that relevant to today.

    --
    Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...
  257. Yes, you can avoid breaking the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In printed media that must go out in one edition worldwide (even that is unlikely) then yes, you will be in trouble from one side or the other.

    But new media are immune to this because they can customise their output according to the preferences of the user (and the laws of his/her country.) Hence you don't see Nazi material on some sites while in France. The map of India or Pakistan adjusts according to whether the computer is under Indian or Pakistani law. The town in Northern Ireland will be named Derry or Londonderry according to your nationality. Disinformation it might sometimes be, but that was a pre-existing issue created by the laws.

    Believing that a breach of the law is unavoidable in this case, is based on some old thinking, since you can (and must) extend part of your human will into cyberspace and prevent mistakes you might pay heavily for. Or is it still 1981 and we have to write messages like "1 file(s)" because there is no capacity to make a decision?

  258. Differences between Americans and Europeans by stefanb · · Score: 1

    Since I haven't seen it, and I think it's a nice summary about differences between the two:

    Americans think that 100 years is a long time.

    Europeans think that 100 kilometers is a long distance.

  259. Reminds me of my high school history class... by The+Closet+Optimist · · Score: 1

    ...when our history book depicted our beloved Upper Peninsula of Michigan as part of Canada.

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    "It isn't necessary to completely suppress the news; it is sufficient to delay the news until it no longer matters." - N
  260. Numeric Accountability by grunties · · Score: 1

    The annual National Geographic Survey had thrown up the sad fact that only 23 out of 56 young Americans knew the whereabouts of the Pacific Ocean.

    In other news, 377 out of 453 were unable to select an useful and appropriate survey sample size.

  261. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. GO SUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH'S DICK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  262. Can't resist... by Timex · · Score: 1

    ... Americans not knowing how to spell "Canada."

    Yeah: C-eh-N-eh-D-eh. ;)

    The bigger question should be:

    "Is it pronounced 'CAN-a-da' or 'ca-NAY-da'?"

    --
    When politicians are involved, everyone loses.
  263. Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well then, Mr. Right Wing Wacko, guess who violates the most U.N. resolutions? That's right. The good 'ol U.S. of fuckin' A. But of course, since that doesn't support your stupid assertion, you ignore it. That and the fact that it's the fucking Saudis who are supporting and financing terrorism, not the Iraqis under Saddam.

    BTW, Saddam Hussein was supported by the U.S. not too long ago, and by a Republican president. Again, since it doesn't support your loony theories, you all but conveniently ignore that too.

    Why don't you stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it? The mods are certainly smoking lots of crack to moderate up such an uninformed and stupid post such as yours.

  264. MODS: TROLL ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  271. And they ran it how...? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    The mistake led to the whole of the Windows 95 operating system being banned in the country, losing large sales. For its replacement, Microsoft, Office 97, Microsoft removed the colour coding and sold 100,000 copies in India.

    And with Windows 95 banned, they ran Office 97 how?

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  272. Beijing/Peking by solferino · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the Microsoft maps have "Peking" or "Beijing"? That alone would put a lot of Chinese in an offended state.

    Perhaps not. These are simply two romanisations of the chinese capital using different systems. "Peking" is the Wades-Giles romanisation, "Beijing" is the pinyin romanisation. If you know how the systems work and don't try to pronounce the letters with their english values then they both give the same pronunciation of the name of the chinese capital. For example the very first sound in the name is an unaspirated voiceless bilabial stop which is sort of half-way between English "B" and "P".

    "Beijing" is the preferable romanisation simply because it uses the now official romanisation system. I think it was made official sometime in the 80's. But because in the west we tend to pronounce the name using our English sound representations many people have the misapprehension that the actual name was changed in China. It was not and has remained the same for the last however many hundreds of years.

    1. Re:Beijing/Peking by solferino · · Score: 1

      I was factually wrong in the parent comment. Beijing is the Hanyu Pinyin romanization, but Peking is not the Wade-Giles romanization. Instead it is the Postal system Pinyin romanization.

      Also there has been sound change in the pronunciation of the name of the city in recent times.

      So, I should have checked my facts before posting. Good information on this issue can be found on the Wikipedia page for Beijing

  273. the most startling ignorant thing was this: by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Of course we offended Kurds by doing this but we had offended the Turks more and they were a much more important market for our products. It was a hard commercial decision, not political."

    Bolded by me.
    If you think politics isn't the major cause of this uproar, you are scary ignorant.
    I find it hard that most game players would care. It's just a game, most gamer know this. If I bought a game that confused Alaske with Texas, I would laugh and continue on. If the game was marketing as 'educational' or 'edutainment' I would write a letter to the CEO of the company.

    Of course, maybe I'm a lot more thick skinned then most.

    This also goes to emphesis how stupid it is to have a government based* on religeon.

    Of course, that Jack Ass pins it as the programmers fault. It' is the fault of the person who gathered specification data. It is the fault of the QA group. Not the programmers.

    OTOH, if it was written in a manner so it was more adpatible, you could just patch the offending piece, and toss a disclaimer on the box stating to download the patch.

    *As opposed to strongly influenced.

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  274. Oooh... actually by lucifer_666 · · Score: 1
    Actually you should gently sip off the top of a Turkish coffee, and leave at least half an inch of coffee at the bottom.

    You're not supposed to drink the grounds at the bottom.

    1. Re:Oooh... actually by Madtown+PLT · · Score: 1

      Maybe mine were made incorrectly or stirred unnecessarily, but the grounds were found all the way through, not confined to the bottom. I didn't get a single groundless sip. Oh well, I ordered it for the experience, and it sure was an experience.

  275. Geography is government now? by NidStyles · · Score: 1

    I'm curious when those two became related. I thought geography wasn't based on political boundries. I know political boundries certainly aren't based on geography. Otherwise the US would be restricted to the eastern seaboard still.

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  276. Darn, lupa beat me to it by serutan · · Score: 1

    Apparently I'm not the only one who read this on Fark yesterday.

  277. draw them a picture by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    Just send them a link to a friggin' map, that's what I'd do. Maybe you could pinpoint your exact location on the map with a little star labled "I'm right here, dummy".

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  278. WHAT A SHODY PIECE OF LIBERAL BIASED JOURNALISM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another hate America first article oh but they're British how cute. You slashdot group thinkers must swallow this steaming pile of manure whole though! Don't let rational thought get in the way! Here's a hint: You can't please everybody and everyone makes mistakes. What do you want a whole team of diplomats inspecting all Microsoft products lest it offends someone?

  279. Meaning of hembra by aduthie · · Score: 1

    So I checked with a friend whose wife is Colombian on the meaning and connotations of hembra in Spanish:

    "She says its use conveys its meaning, like most words in Spanish. If said cordially, she believes most women (even those from Central America) would consider it a compliment. If said with an insulting or condescending tone, it would be kind of like calling them a whore. Not as bad as using 'puta' but close enough."

    I'm thinking this entire article was written mostly because the autho wanted to bash Microsoft for a problem that frankly has nothing to do with them specifically. At worst, it's a problem that any international corporation might face.

  280. It's simple - shows they are not valued customers by dbIII · · Score: 1
    I mean, really, how is a programmer in the states supposed to know that a valid spanish word, used in the spanish version of the program, is an insult in central america?
    They are not, but the people trying to sell it in the area would know, and the people doing the conversion to spanish would have someone in their group that knows about local usage is a half decent job is being done. The problem is really no-one bothering to do a half decent job on internationalising the software, and people realising that they are not valued customers after they buy the software and spot the errors.

    For example, if this post had been aimed exclusively at a US audience the spelling of a few words would be different - try to say all english is the same and then gauge the response. If you buy the Outbackostan version of MSWindows you expect them to get the spelling right for the region.

  281. For more foreign-language concerns... by Skim123 · · Score: 1

    See Raymond Chen's blog. He has some entries that shed light on why some decisions were made vs. others in Windows - the reason being internationalization of the software.

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  282. stupid or cheaper not to check? by goon · · Score: 1

    is the fact that MS has made soft errors in their operating system as the article seems to indicate?

    I thought it might have been the cost of the effort to polishing their releases (I seem to remember heaps of language releases on MSDN) so I guess it's not for lack of unicode support for language.

    But cost of checking might not be worth it. Something 80%-90% accurate (chew me out if you can show examples to disprove this ratio) seems to be ok for MS.

    here's an obilgatory JOS article on unicode that lots of MS developers would be aware of ...Absolute Minimum Every Software Developer Absolutely, Positively Must Know About Unicode and Character Sets (No Excuses!)

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  284. Don't be silly. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Countries like Sweden, Norway or Belgium have far more greater international influence than any of the US states ever will. Just for starters the goverments of the Nordic countries very often are involved in arranging peace agreements between warrying factions all around the world. Why? Because they nations that can act as independent entities internationally. US states can't fro obvious reasons.

    Which is why is completely undefensible that US people are so ignorant about geography, history and international current affairs.

    Heck, your President, when inteviewed during the election campaign, did not know who Pervez Musharraf was. Ironic that he would become eo important to US foreign policy....

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  285. Well, Duh. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Mexican scholarity is around 6 or 7 years lower than in the US.

    Canada and the UK have similar level of development.

    Look, there are many international competitions out there between students of different countries, the US never does that well, normally the winners are Singaporeans, Chinese and Germans...

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    1. Re:Well, Duh. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I fully understand that the US rarely wins international academic competitions. That was not my point. No nation got a grade of "A" or "B" on this survey. That's nothing to be proud of no matter where you live.

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  286. Localization by RGB000111 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft may stumble on localization attempts in some places. In the German language area of Europe they certainly overdo it: it is not easily possible to obtain a PC with an English OS version installed. It is almost impossible to get a Windows Pocket device with an English interface.

  287. What about using the legal status? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I know, it is MS, it is difficult for them to sick to the law.

    But the occupied territories, are exactly that, and should appear as such in any decent map, no matter where it is sold (central Jerusalem or any of the US Bible belt towns where they believe Israel are the chosen people, etc.).

    Ditto for Kashmir, part of which is clearly under Indian sovereignity but is disputed by Pakistan.

    And as for Taiwan, it is a no brainer, Taiwan is not a recognized country by most nations on Earth, neither by the UN.

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  288. It is not a delusion. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Taiwan is not a recognized country (save by 2 or 3 countries), and pretty much everybody that knows anything about international politics agrees that one day Taiwan will reintegrate with mainland China.

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    1. Re:It is not a delusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      pretty much everybody that knows anything about international politics agrees that one day Taiwan will reintegrate with mainland China

      I'm not too sure about that. If I got this right, this goes more like this: no-one can officially recognize Taiwan as a country (RoC) because China (PRC) has promised immediate retaliation to any country that does so (even the US doesn't want to do that). But China cannot just invade Taiwan because other countries would also retaliate. So for the moment, Taiwan is tolerated as a "region" and that's it. Not much is expected to change in the near future.

  289. FUCK OFF RD_SYRINGE ER, BONCH ER, OVRLY CRITCL GUY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  290. A translation, for those of you joining us late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHBT = You Have Been Trolled
    YHL = You Have Lost
    HAND = Have A Nice Day

    HTH

  291. LIAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That ain't your penis growin'.

  292. Re:A translation, for those of you joining us late by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    I would only have lost if I play the game that says liars should be ignored. I don't play that game. Many people think that's the right response to trollers. They are wrong. False statements told (in a context other than where they are meant to be recognized as false, like satire), should be countered. Period. I didn't lose a damn thing.

    Ignoring trolls is never the right answer. It doesn't matter whether someone is spreading falsehoods deliberately as a joke or because they enjoy lying or because they really believe them - they need to be countered in any case.

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  293. Re:A translation, for those of you joining us late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU FAIL IT (it is not keeping the trolls from laughing at you).

  294. Re:A translation, for those of you joining us late by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    Keeping trolls from laughing isn't my goal. Keeping bullshit from spreading is. Thats' why lies must be opposed, regardless of the motivation of the liar

    Stop telling me I'm failing at something I already told you I'm not even trying to do in the first place.

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  295. YHBT YHL HAND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  296. China and Taiwan by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Chang Kai-Shek's old KuoMinTang gang haven't been in power in Taiwan for a few years. The attitude I've seen from the last few governments has mostly been "look, those old foreign guys who ran our country for decades are dead, we're not claiming to be the rulers of all China like they did, we're trying to be the Taiwan we were without them, so leave us alone." And of course the Chinese government doesn't want to hear this, because it spent all those decades insisting that it was the real ruler of All China and that the rebel ex-government in Taiwan had better submit to it, so owning Taiwan is an ego thing for them, and the US old Cold Warriors don't really want to hear it, because they like having Taiwan tweaking the Chinese Commies, and because they really like puppet governments much better than independent governments also. And then of course there's money, which Taiwan makes lots of, and China wants, and there does seem to be a lot of trade building up between Taiwan and nearby Shanghai.

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  297. Re: Already exists by Llama_STi · · Score: 1

    It's already here and it's called Neon Genesis Evangelion and it's years old.

  298. But this has happened already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harry Potter is just one of many examples, and the linked page is rather mild. What about the movie about the gay priest? What about the movie "Stigmata"? Just look around, you'll see christian fundies protesting Star Wars, AD&D, Terminator, Teletubbies, and mostly anything that belongs to modern popculture! On strict basis of violating the rules of the Bible...

    Usually their efforts are futile, but sometimes they succeed and something is backed off. (Example: A part of Jerry Springer show, about a guy who married his mare. Available on video, never aired because too many christians opposed airing it)

  299. Re: Already exists by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

    Bugger.

    The problem is, the only things I know about computer games is what my children and younger colleagues tell me.

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