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  1. the fish i caught on FBI Says Computer Crime Costs Billions Every Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss big.

    and when they hacked our system, it cost us a trillion, billion dollars.

  2. Re:Which one is it? on U.S. Government Wants Google Search Records · · Score: 1
    Both the summary and the article speak of child porn and protecting children from accessing porn as if they're interchangeable.

    the problem in both cases is people that "think of the children"

  3. Re: Keep anonymous logs on U.S. Government Wants Google Search Records · · Score: 1

    who loves salt?

  4. In other news... on Chinese Ban on Wikipedia Prevents Research · · Score: 5, Funny
    "'How can I do my thesis now?' a university student asked on another Chinese website."

    China's response was to block the 'other Chinese website' as well.

  5. mr. magoo on Computers, Long Hours and Vision Problems? · · Score: 5, Funny

    the main problem with using computers for 10 years is that, invariably, your eyes age 10 years.

  6. Re:Eh? on 3 Email Chiefs Come to Dinner · · Score: 0

    i use gmail, with hotmail (with exculsive contact filter) for website forms. I agree, caught up how? Hotmail still sucks. Now that they have some more storage, its a bit more managable (not having to delete messages everyday). It doesnt save sent messages (by default), No conversation threads. I never thought I would uses email searching, but I cant use email without it now.

  7. SPAM on 3 Email Chiefs Come to Dinner · · Score: 0

    then the dinner was ruined when 100s of door-to-door salespeople showed up selling ViaGra, Debt relief, and offers to enlarge their members.

  8. Re:How about suspicion? on The Future of Tech And NSA Wiretaps · · Score: 0

    even if it works, they could just assume you said something bad, put you on a secret CIA plane and make you tell them what you said.

  9. Re:There's no such thing.... on Building Intelligent .NET Applications · · Score: 0

    its the same thing as nazi, but spelt by an idiot.

  10. Re:Expires Dec 31 on Senate Fails To Reauthorize Patriot Act Provisions · · Score: 0

    don't you mean saddam and his weapons of mass destruction?

  11. Expires Dec 31 on Senate Fails To Reauthorize Patriot Act Provisions · · Score: 0

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  12. Re:There's no such thing.... on Building Intelligent .NET Applications · · Score: 1

    Godwin was a natzi

  13. Re:What did you expect? on Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally? · · Score: 1

    7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

  14. Re:One major flaw in the analogy... on RIAA vs Linux and DVDs · · Score: 1
    It isn't like Coca-Cola and PepsiCo. got together and said "Let's find a way to prohibit alcoholic beverages so that we can control what America REALLY ought to drink --our product!"

    didn't they...didn't they?

  15. dirty pictures on Living Photos Use Bacteria as Pixels · · Score: 4, Funny

    so now there is a new kind of dirty picture. The internet will thrive!

  16. Jack Thompson replaced by Hunter Thompson on Jack Thompson Tossed Out Of Court · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jack Thompsons incorrigible behavior, his mumbling incoherence, his fishing hats, aviator frames and cigarette holders have cause him to be tossed out of court only to be replaced by Hunter S. Thompson

  17. Re:0x1234... on More Effective Use of Shared Memory on Linux · · Score: 1

    0x1234... Amazing that's the same code I use on my luggage

  18. Re:The mother of all asteroid deflection devices on Using Gravity To Tow Asteroids · · Score: 1

    i suppose we could just build a giant sandbag, launch it, then fill it up with moon rocks.

  19. Re:Anyone actually get a response from Sony/BMG? on Sony Doing An End Run Around Its Own DRM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The method is actually:

    Step 1: return the cd for your money.
    Step 2: download the mp3 with p2p.

    Note: Step 1 may be omitted in the future.

  20. Re:Son of a bitch! on Outspoken Group Releases Album as Free Download · · Score: 1

    Lets call it the Bittorrent Slashdot Effect.

  21. Re:Genre! on Review: Darkwatch · · Score: 1

    am i the only person that thinks vampire cowboys are awesome?

  22. Ban CDs on RIAA Says P2P Encourages Illegal Downloads · · Score: 1

    they can be abused too!

  23. we covet what we see on Pornified · · Score: 1

    "...example after example of people who started with modest porn searching online, then graduated to more heinous stuff."

    "And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet?...We begin by coveting what we see every day."

    of course, the second quote is from an insane person... and a cannibal.

  24. Re:New Firefox Ad: even the popo can't touch this on Alternative Browsers Impede Investigations · · Score: 2, Funny

    what are you, a cop?

  25. Re:mobile phones? on GMail Sign-Ups Via Mobile · · Score: 1

    i dont even have a mobile phone.