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  1. Do I have a problem? on LSD Alleviates 'Suicide Headaches' · · Score: 1

    My mother-in-law is coming to visit. Pass the acid. And the coke. And the smack. And the booze. And the acid.

  2. Re:Maybe I'm just a hard-ass... on British Student Faces Extradition To US Over Copyright · · Score: 1

    The copiers are there for educational use. At least here in Australia.

  3. Re:Land of the free - paradox? on British Student Faces Extradition To US Over Copyright · · Score: 0

    Hell yeah! (grabs remote)

  4. Re:Excellent on Austin's Alamo Drafthouse Theater Gives Texters the Boot · · Score: 1

    That's nice, principal Skinner.

  5. What's the opposite of Astro Turf? on Ex-Google Engineer Blasts Google's Technology · · Score: -1, Troll

    Perhaps he just got a job at Microsoft.

  6. Re:The webcam light... on School District Hit With New Mac Spying Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    You're going about it the wrong way, holmes. You've got to make her WANT to be filmed. The end result is much more satisfying :)

  7. Re:Answer: on Have We Reached Maximum Sustainable Population Size? · · Score: 1, Troll

    How the fuck was that offtopic??

  8. Re:Obligatory Clarification on New MacDefender Defeats Apple Security Update · · Score: 1, Funny

    Really? Is your ass a better browser? Bring it over and let me open it and enter some long URLs then. A thorough bout of user acceptance testing is in order, I say.

  9. Re:Nothing to see here on Engineers Find Nuclear Meltdown At Fukushima Plant · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the living plants and creatures in the immediate vicinity of the leak - the same plants and creatures that will be eaten by bigger creatures... that might swim for miles... before being eaten by bigger creatures... that also swim for miles... before being caught by bigger creatures... that own fishing boats... that might sell their catch to arse holes like you.

  10. Re:Here, let me save you the cover price on Book Review: BackTrack 4: Assuring Security by Penetration Testing · · Score: 1

    http://www.offensive-security.com/metasploit-unleashed/Metasploit_Unleashed_Information_Security_Training By the nice folks who distribute BackTrack Linux, by the way.

    Nice work, definitely worth reading AND donating.

  11. Re:Part of a general pattern on Marking 125 Years Since the Great Gauge Change · · Score: 1

    Ah, the joys of non-linear text creation.

  12. Re:How long till on Voyager Set To Enter Interstellar Space · · Score: 1

    Wow, my mind just melted.

  13. Re:Super unique. on ERP Vendors Get Into Medical Marijuana Business · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think it evaporates due to a phenomena known as "sticky fingers".

  14. I misread the title on Lasers To Replace Sparkplugs In Engines? · · Score: 1

    I misread the title to read "Lasers to replace fins on sharks". That's it. I'm giving up surfing.

  15. Re:Story Summary Omits Fact That It Barely Works on Scientist Creates 3D Scanner App For iPhone · · Score: 1

    At least he actually did it, not just whinge about how crap it is on an Internet forum.

  16. Re:Obvious question from their perspective on Ask Slashdot: Do I Give IT a Login On Our Dept. Server? · · Score: 1

    Intern: "I love the feature of our new corporate calendar that allows me to attach binary files to a calendar entry. It's soooo useful."

  17. Re:Tell them to reimburse you on Ask Slashdot: Do I Give IT a Login On Our Dept. Server? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I sure hope our doctor/IT guru doesn't have a DHCP daemon running on that mystery box.

  18. Re:In my corporate environment.... on Ask Slashdot: Do I Give IT a Login On Our Dept. Server? · · Score: 1

    Great comment, however it's an interesting mix you've got going there...

    "you're" = "you are"

    "your" = "form of the possessive case of "you" used as an attributive adjective" (Source: dictionary.reference.com) e.g. "your server", "your safety", "your smoking jacket"

    and to round things out, "yore" = days of old mi hearties aharrrr

  19. Re:Jerry Pournelle's *rational* view of Fukushima on Robots Enter Fukushima Reactor Building · · Score: 2, Insightful

    worship uncivilised gods

    continually have tribal battles

    Well that must make us Westerners absolutely prehistoric then.

  20. It depends... on What Happens If You Get Sucked Out of a Plane? · · Score: 1

    Well, I suppose it depends on what the SNAKES were doing at the time.

  21. Re:Great. on Newspaper Plagiarizes Blog, Taunts Real Author · · Score: 1

    Whilst I'm not overly tall, I truly envy short people - less distance to lift wontons.

  22. Re:Sensationalism and denial on Things Get Worse at Fukushima · · Score: 1

    It ain't over 'till the fat lady glows.

  23. Re:Sounds like... on Apple Moves To Stop Kids Racking Up iTunes Bills · · Score: 1

    I'm replying for the parent AC. You should not be so blasé about autism, it manifests itself in vastly different ways. And I seriously doubt you are a parent, or, if you are, you are very insecure about your own parenting abilities.

    The act of "ass whuppin'" invariably turns a potentially bad situation into a much worse situation. In my experience, the children that are physically beaten by their parents are the most the worst behaved in public.

  24. Re:Sounds like... on Apple Moves To Stop Kids Racking Up iTunes Bills · · Score: 1

    I'm curious, do you have children? If so, I'd really like to know your method for putting this into practice, particularly teaching unacceptable behaviour. Find one 2.5 year on the planet that give a damn about lessons in unacceptable behaviour.

  25. Re:Call me when it's on shelves. on Researchers Develop Biofuel Alternative To Ethanol · · Score: 3, Funny

    I knew I'd have a use for this darn inoculating culture and this darn grass clipping steriliser one day. Now I just need a C. cellulolyticum H10 separator. I wonder if Uncle Bob will lend me his... [rubs chin]