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  1. Re:Hire professional people, get professional resu on Why Your Sysadmin Hates You · · Score: 1

    Get back to work or the auditors will see you're abusing company resources posting irrelevant opinions on Slashdot, and I'll be forced to restrict http access for all users.

  2. Re:Happy Thursday from the Golden Girls! on Kodak Ends Production of Acetate Base For Photographic Film · · Score: 1

    Yeah, those new pink ecstasy tablets are wonderful, aren't they?

  3. Re:How stupid is a Mac Pro Cylinder? on Apple Shows Off New iOS 7, Mac OS X At WWDC · · Score: 1

    No, it looks like Captain Goodvibes' Snout (AKA the Pig of Steel)

    -- Life's short, death's long, so's my dick, pass the bong

  4. Re:How stupid is a Mac Pro Cylinder? on Apple Shows Off New iOS 7, Mac OS X At WWDC · · Score: 1

    No, it looks like Captain Goodvibe's snout (AKA the Pig of Steel)

    -- Life's short, death's long, so's my dick, pass the bong...

  5. Re:FLAC superiority to MP3 on FLAC Gets First Update In 6 Years · · Score: 1

    Excellent. Now my Beagles can rock on all day long.

  6. Re:This is just a decoy... on Microsoft, FBI Takedown Citadel Botnet · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm not sure of the validity of your claims on margarine, so references would have been nice. However I used to drive past a margarine factory in Sydney most evenings and the smell coming out of that place has ensured I will never consciously eat margarine.

  7. Re:G'DAY MATE on Beer Fridge Caught Interfering With Cellular Network · · Score: 1

    G'day Mr Fjord, may I suggest you try a thin scrape of Vegemite on a bbq chicken sandwich. YUMMO

  8. Re:AU Software Prices are Ridiculous on Aussie Government Proposes OpenDocument As the Standard Format · · Score: 1

    Sweeet! Haven't heard that for years! Bit of a **whoosh** moment for our overseas friends it seems... Come on! Any Aussies with mod points?

  9. Re:Another job is lost. on Robotic Bartender Assembles Your Drink, Monitors Alcohol Consumption · · Score: 1

    Hmm, try driving (or worse still, riding a bike) in Port Macquarie for a day and your optimistic outlook on humanity will sadly be inverted.

  10. Re:Drinking alcohol is sinful on Robotic Bartender Assembles Your Drink, Monitors Alcohol Consumption · · Score: 1

    Umm, god doesn't exist, so your statement is null.

  11. Comprehension on Robotic Bartender Assembles Your Drink, Monitors Alcohol Consumption · · Score: 1

    As long as it understands "Keep 'em coming".

  12. Re:Marijuana? on Possible Graphene Alternative Made From Hemp Waste · · Score: 1

    No, just corporations doing what they're obliged to do. For better or worse.

  13. Re:Marijuana? on Possible Graphene Alternative Made From Hemp Waste · · Score: 2
  14. Re: Are they on some older software that can't han on American Airlines Grounds Flights · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should log a query on expert sex change

  15. Next best thing... on 400 Pinball Machines and Counting at the Texas Pinball Festival (Video) · · Score: 2
  16. Re:Why do ISPs even provide email? on Telstra Bigpond To Use Outlook.com As Email Handler · · Score: 1

    I use a free email address for the exact same reason. I like to change ISP fairly frequently (every 2 years or so) and I can carry my free email address with me when I go.

  17. Re:What is the point? on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Feel About Recording Your Entire Life? · · Score: 1

    How do you know it's a her?

  18. Re:Good for them. on Apple Angers Mac Users With Silent Shutdown of Java 7 · · Score: 2

    Java != Javascript

  19. Re:I'd expect that... on Can Any Smartphone Platform Overcome the Android/iOS Duopoly? · · Score: 1

    Apple Mobile Device Management. Also offered as a service by our carrier in AU, Telstra Corporate.

  20. Re:I'd expect that... on Can Any Smartphone Platform Overcome the Android/iOS Duopoly? · · Score: 1

    Apple Mobile Device Management. Also offered as a service by our carrier in AU, Telstra Corporate.

  21. Re:Invest in walkie-talkies on Can Any Smartphone Platform Overcome the Android/iOS Duopoly? · · Score: 1

    I think the winners of that civilization-altering event will be the makers of survivalist communication gear like walkie-talkies.

    Motorola FTW! Oh wait...

  22. Re:Why? on Google Gives 15,000 Raspberry Pis To UK Schools · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why the fuck would anybody be "studying" about Exchange or Active Directory? This is intended to lay the groundwork for interest in REAL computing.

  23. Re:The votes are in! on Data Analyst Spoils the World's Biggest Song Vote · · Score: 1

    Ouch, got me :P

  24. Re:Triple J? World's largest? umm.... Eurovision? on Data Analyst Spoils the World's Biggest Song Vote · · Score: 1

    Oh, and all the songs on Eurovision are complete crap. There's that too.

    Hmm, that actually rings true for both Eurovision and Triple J's programming. Watched some of the "Rage Hottest 100 Countdown" last night. Frikkin' passive aggressive/passive passive indie drivel. Except for the Black Keys. Enjoyed that one.

  25. Re:Knowledge and moderation on Interviews: Ask What You Will of Paleontologist Jack Horner · · Score: 1

    "Could" but probably won't. Too many uneducated people with machine guns.