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  1. In wonder if it would be considered cruel... on Baboons Learn To Identify Words · · Score: 4, Funny

    to get those baboons to edit /.

  2. Looks like a job for... on Official Details For the DARPA Robotics Challenge · · Score: 1

    Me!

    1. Execute complex tasks in dangerous, degraded, human-engineered environments." Check! (I assume Detroit counts.)

    2. Supervised autonomy. Check!

    3. Mounted mobility, dismounted mobility . Check!

    4. Dexterity, strength, and platform endurance. Check!

    Does an ACL reconstruction count as "robotic"?

  3. Heck, I can't even keep my own LAN clean!

  4. Science career management triangle on Ask Slashdot: Advice For Budding Scientist? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obviously I am very interested in doing real and useful science, but am worried that this could conflict with my ability to put food on the table.

    Pick any one.

  5. Proposal on The Politics of the F.D.A. · · Score: 2

    Mandatory nutrient labelling for dirt. Won't anyone think of the children with pica?

  6. Simple algorithm on Competition To Identify Sexual Predators In Chat Logs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A/S/L

  7. Lemme guess on Navy Planning To Build Laser Cannon In Four Years · · Score: 1

    "Lux eradico"

    After that railgun motto nonsense, I would't be surprised if they went for: "icking-fray aser-lay"

  8. Re:I wonder what Voltaire would have to say to thi on French President Proposes Jail For Terrorist Website Visitors · · Score: 1

    Probably this: Nothing is so common as to imitate one's enemies, and to use their weapons.

    And probably not the misattributed quote about defending someone's right to say abhorrent things.

  9. Suicide rate on Ask Slashdot: Any Smart Phones Made Under Worker-Friendly Conditions? · · Score: 2

    Japan: 25 per 100,000
    Foxconn: 2.5 per 100,000

  10. Escalation on South Korean Scientists Prepare To Clone Wooly Mammoth · · Score: 3

    Forget their nuclear capabilities. We now have a bigger problem

    How long before the North deploys oliphants at the border to counter the mammoth threat?

  11. Re:I knew freedom had a price.... on Pay the TSA $100 and Bypass Airport Security · · Score: 1

    If they're brown pat them down, if they're black send them back. That's just standard TSA protocol.

    Special addendum for NY airports: If they're yellow, don't let them play with 'Melo.

  12. New data, new hypothesis on Sexually Rejected Flies Turn To Booze · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are over 75,000 alcohol related deaths per year in the U.S. alone. Is that enough to warrant some research?

    Maybe a significant number of those deaths were actually sexual-rejection-related deaths after all. Mothers Against Sexual Rejection, anyone?

  13. Chicago? on Astroturfing For Speed Cameras · · Score: 5, Informative

    Say no more--oh, wait, just one more thing, that "Chicago mayor" is none other than Rahm Emanuel.

  14. Right answer, wrong question on Journalist Gets Blasted By the Pentagon's Pain Ray — Twice · · Score: 4, Funny

    The proper resistance mantra is:

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear... I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

  15. Give a man a a fish on Marketing Agency Uses Homeless As Wi-Fi Hotspots · · Score: 4, Funny

    "So Mr. Smelly homeless person offering 4G, do you take Via, Master Card, or American Express? It's not like I carry cash around you folk."

    As the saying goes:"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll clean out your bank account. "

  16. Re:No headache? on MIT Fiber Points To Woven Glasses-Free 3D Displays · · Score: 2

    Is there a word for where both eyes' 'beams' are pointing to?

    Convergence point?

  17. From the well-thats-not-very-exciting dept on Third-Generation Apple TV Lands With a Thud · · Score: 4, Insightful
  18. Re:As an Australian, all I can say is - on South Africa Wins Science Panel's Backing To Host SKA Telescope · · Score: 1

    (breaks out beer--Carlton Draught and Castle Lager)

    Ooops, I guess South Africa wins... SAB just bought out Foster's Group.

  19. Recursion alert on The Numbers of a Life · · Score: 2

    What if your life is all about keeping track of your life?

  20. VET on LED's Efficiency Exceeds 100% · · Score: 1

    Voltage-enhanced thermoluminescence

  21. So with 9297 Volts... on Chevy Volt Meets High Resistance, GM Suspends Sales · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How much resistance was there exactly to cause no current to flow?

  22. Translation on Sony To Delete Virtual Goods · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the real world "virtual goods" are called "services". That's why they exist on "servers".

  23. Re:Issue for me is pattern recognition. on Computer Programmers Only the 5th Most Sleep Deprived Profession · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Over the years, I seem to have trained my brain to seek out patterns in everything I encounter. This makes sleeping rough as any back ground noise resembling human speech causes me to become fully alert as my brain tries to make sense of what it heard. Only solution to this I've found is a good white noise generator that operates on the same frequency patterns as speech.

    The opposite keeps me up: pattern construction.

    When listening to white noise, I have had the experience of faintly hearing a particular song, which I assumed was just coming from some neighbor's house. After a while I realized that the song kept on going and going far longer than it should be.

    I figured out that the song never ended because I didn't know how its arrangement ended. In other words, my brain was attenuating frequencies that did not fit the song as I knew it. I was literally hearing a sound pattern by cherry-picking from the available acoustic stimulus.

    That keeps me up at night.

  24. My Japanese is quite limited... on NRC Releases Audio of Fukushima Disaster · · Score: 1

    but I could have sworn somebody said: "Gojiraaa!"

  25. Re:Money on Hackers In Space: Designing A Ground Station · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simple question: where are they going to get the billions of dollars required to put a man on the moon?

    Why, Bitcoin of course!