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  1. In other news... on Twitter Sued For $50M For Refusing To Identify Anti-Semitic Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    France's nuclear power infrastructure can now be decommissioned, as they have coupled all the turbine generators to Voltaire's grave.

  2. Re:It's just a contract on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 2

    What business do religions have with marriage?

    Nothing, if the persons involved do not wish to participate in any religion. The key difference: religious involvement is voluntary, state involvement not so much.

  3. It's just a contract on Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland · · Score: 2

    What business does the state have regulating marriage per se?

  4. SXSW on SXSW: Google's Amit Singhal Talks SEO "Experts," Mobile, Search · · Score: 3, Funny

    You missed the one in the headline: South By South West

  5. Close but no cigar on British Farmers Growing Their Own Internet Service · · Score: 0

    Forming a private cooperative to build their own internet infrastructure seems like a perversion of the crony capitalist system that is the foundation of western society.

    Ever hear of the Common Agricultural Policy? These "farmers" (0.5% of the UK population owns over 60% of the land) receive around â5 billion a year---just for owning "farmland"!

  6. Explains outsourcing (and the American backlash) on We Aren't the World: Why Americans Make Bad Study Subjects · · Score: 1
    FTFA:

    To begin with, the offers from the first player were much lower. In addition, when on the receiving end of the game, the Machiguenga rarely refused even the lowest possible amount. "It just seemed ridiculous to the Machiguenga that you would reject an offer of free money," says Henrich.

    "They just didn't understand why anyone would sacrifice money to punish someone who had the good luck of getting to play the other role in the game."

    The big corporations were way ahead of the curve.

  7. Attractive nuisance on Ask Slashdot: Starting From Scratch After a Burglary? · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is slashdot. Recommend buying a Boston Dynamics Big Dog.

    This might lead to the expansion of the Attractive Nuisance Doctrine to include Slashdot users in addition to children.

  8. Obligatory Dune on Bionic Hand Wired To Nerves Can "Feel" When Touched · · Score: 1

    REVEREND MOTHER:
    (...) Now the itching becomes burning... heat, upon heat, upon heat.

    PAUL (whispering):
    It burns.

  9. Ewww! on US Joins Google, Microsoft In "Brain Race" · · Score: 1, Funny

    Decades after the space race pitted the United States against Russia, a new race has emerged: the race to map the human brain.

    Money quote: "One small step for (a) man, one giant leap for ... [squish] oops!"

  10. Been there on Publisher Sues University Librarian Over His Personal Blog Posts · · Score: 3, Funny

    I taped a note on my locker saying "Jenny Arbuckle is a fatty".

    She didn't sue, but she said 'no' when I asked her to be my prom date.

  11. Meh on Earth-buzzing Asteroid Would Be Worth $195B If We Could Catch It · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just mint a $195B coin!

  12. Just doing their job on Australian Economists Predictions No Better Than Flipping a Coin · · Score: 1

    "Projections" by central bank economists are not actually meant to predict outcomes, but rather to manage expectations.

  13. IANAL on $616.57 Three Strikes Verdict Cost RIANZ $250,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But is it? What if someone set up a fund? Every $1 you contribute costs them roughly $400

    I am not a lawyer, but I now feel a strange urge to become one.

  14. Graphene is a racket on Nokia Receives $1.35B Grant To Develop Graphene Tech · · Score: 1
  15. Admissions policy on Ask Slashdot: Name Conflicts In Automatically Generated Email Addresses? · · Score: 1

    No identical twins. Then use:
    genomesequence@domain.tld

    You could alternatively institute a no repeat (first.last) names admissions policy, unless of course if you're an Ivy League school.

  16. Bad news on NASA Says Asteroid Will Buzz Earth Closer Than Many Satellites · · Score: 1

    General Zod is trapped in this 2D prison and will surely escape as it nears Earth.

  17. Re:Already solved on The Human Brain Project Receives Up To $1.34 Billion · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... ...that doesn't look like Mind.forth!? What's up, Arthur?

    Meet me at 10 a.m. tomorrow at BLMF at Pike Place and I'll tell you all about it.

    --Mentifex

  18. Already solved on The Human Brain Project Receives Up To $1.34 Billion · · Score: 3, Funny

    But the following proviso is misguided: "It doesn't matter whether the algorithms are biologically realistic--what matters is that they work--the behavior they produce."

    The basic algorithm to produce human behavior is essentially biological:
    10: Wine
    20: Women
    30: Song
    40: GOTO 10

    Sex, drugs and rock & roll for you hipsters out there (and quit trespassing on my lawn to collect magic mushooms).

  19. Prometheus on NZ Copyright Tribunal Fines First File-Sharer · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first fire-sharer was Prometheus. His punishment was getting his liver pecked at by an eagle every morning. NZD616 doesn't sound so bad in comparison.

    In fact, the Prometheus myth is uncannily applicable to the current IP situation:
    (a) He didn't actually steal fire, but rather replicated it (causing no loss to its owners on Mt. Olympus).
    (b) He benefited mankind by sharing it.
    (c) He got a totally incommensurate punishment from the jealous "guardians" of this easily replicable thing.

  20. Re:Show me the sensus data. on Canada Prepares For Crackdown On BitTorrent Movie Pirates · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, and those hosers download A LOT, eh!

    FTFY

  21. Must be an Italian thing... on Finding a Crowdsourced Cure For Brain Cancer · · Score: 1
  22. Hallmark Cards on Finding a Crowdsourced Cure For Brain Cancer · · Score: 1

    Hallmark better patent this or it's going the way of the buggy whip.

  23. EU's position on World Governments Object To New gTLDs · · Score: 5, Funny

    "All these words are yours except .europa."

  24. Gutsy move or power play? on Google Warns Against UN Net Conference · · Score: 1

    Google can afford to "persuade" each member of the ITU to vote to its benefit (rent-seeking).

    On the other hand, maybe Google thinks it has amassed enough clout to go it alone and dictate its terms directly.

  25. In other news... on Brazil and Peru Dispute .Amazon TLD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pfizer and GlaxoSmithKline have expressed no interest whatsoever in the .microsoft TLD.