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  1. It is highly unlikely that this will tear the Internet apart. What is more likely to happen is that the Internet will simply reroute itself around the damage (aka the EU).

  2. Re: This article needs a minor fix. on 70 Long-Lost Japanese Video Games Discovered In a 67GB Folder of ROMs On a Private Forum (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    What is a Moran?

  3. Eeyup. Neither of those featured Carrie Fisher singing the Star Wars theme for Life Day.

  4. Even worse than the Holiday Special?

  5. Re: outsourced by fools... think of the children.. on Scottish Students Used Spellchecker Glitch To Cheat In Literacy Test (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    That is the point he was making.

  6. Re:California itself should come with a warning la on California Bypasses Science To Label Coffee a Carcinogen (undark.org) · · Score: 1

    They also need to send a mission to the Sun to put a warning label there as well. Thy will have to go at night though, so they don't burn up.

  7. Mine will utilize an Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator to blow up the Earth so it would no longer obstruct the view of Venus.

  8. A mass = 1 fuckton.

    How does that compare to a shit ton, greater than or less than?

  9. What about the children of those people? Those children are going to starve because you are taking away their rights!

    I presume the above was supposed to be sarcasm, but in the unlikely event it was not, then all they need to do is follow the sage advice from the Silhouettes...

    o/~ Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
    Mum mum mum mum mum mum
    Get a job. Sha na na na, sha na na na na o/~

  10. Re:Hopefully they only fall for it once on Planet Fitness Evacuated After WiFi Network Named 'Remote Detonator' Causes Scare (windsorstar.com) · · Score: 1

    All I ask is tree fiddy.

  11. Here here! Or hear hear! Whichever way it is spelled. Can't be arsed to go look it up right now.

  12. Nothing really spectacularly crazy in my neighborhood right now. I'm seeing Ravenplume, Crow's Fan (those two are mine), Lily, Bodyparts, FbiSurveillanceVan1, and then assorted default named routers that keep popping into and out of existence.

  13. So only those who have ever used computers just to generate music are supposed to be on Slashdot? You might want to go back to eating Tide Pods and snorting condoms back in your basement, kid.

  14. Re:The first on Did Harvard Scientists Predict The End of the Universe? (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    And the second 10^42 years?

  15. Well played... (golfclap)

  16. Just give Facebook a big middle finger.

    And now they have your fingerprint...

    How could they do that when the gesture involves showing the back of the middle finger?

  17. Re:They Took My Job! on Amazon Takes Fresh Stab At $16 Billion Housekeeping Industry (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 0

    They took his job!!!

  18. Re:So do they have some kind of proposal.... on EU Wants To Require Platforms To Filter Uploaded Content (Including Code) (github.com) · · Score: 1

    Ah, but it is much more "delicious" to be able to tell them to fuck off when you do know you have the right to do so, knowing that it is causing theoretical butthurt in those who would seek to suppress your rights but can't because you are out of their jurisdiction. :D

  19. Re:So do they have some kind of proposal.... on EU Wants To Require Platforms To Filter Uploaded Content (Including Code) (github.com) · · Score: 1

    For any sites that would be affected by this that don't have a physical presence in the EU, at least they can exercise their free speech right to ignore such a mandate and tell the EU legislators to go fuck themselves.

  20. At least they are no longer the unfunniest people in the world, so perhaps not absolute complete and total losers at least. :D

    AWK-ward!!!

  21. That was supposed to be Great Firewall of Sri Lanka.

    Proofreading and previewing fails hard when posting whilst stoned. :D

  22. Why don't they just build a Great Wall of Sri Lanka, if they want to have control of what their "subjects" get to see and hear?

  23. Did He Plan Out His Own Death? on A Brief History of Stephen Hawking (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    I can't help but wondering something.

    Considering he died on Albert Einstein's birthday, and in fact at the same age of 76 that Einstein died at, what is the likelihood that he actually planned that particular day to leave the universe?

    Highly probable or just a freaky coincidence?

  24. Re:One Life on ACLU Sues TSA Over Electronic Device Searches (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 2

    Shredding the 4th Amendment just to feel a little safer? Go fuck yourself and drink Draino. Unless of course you were just trolling. In that case, drink Draino and go fuck yourself. :p

  25. Re:Here we go again on Are The Alternatives Even Worse Than Daylight Saving Time? (chron.com) · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that be the Y5G problem instead of Y5B?

    After all, the year 2000 issue was Y2K (2 Kilo Years), so keeping to that naming convention, this yould be Y5G (5 Gigayears...as opposed to Quagmire Time, which would be 5 Giggity Years).