Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying...
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy:-).
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying...
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy:-).
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying...
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy:-).
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying...
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy:-).
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Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying...
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy:-).
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Alan Cox, one of the main Linux kernel developpers, has registered his own domain name.
Oh yeah I want to troll too :). So go fuck yourself you insensitive clod ! Asshole, I fuck your mama in the ass
Fuck Slashdot
erm ... sorry you have already listed them
I can't help but fuck you in the butt
Asshole ! I've missed my first post because of you
Yeah that's right, US is *not* a civilized country. It's the country where the faggots of the world live. Fuck you and I say complete bullshit ...
Yeah I agree with parent. Who cares of a news like that one ? I don't actually
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an American
Yeah there's a brown ring around my anus too
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Mod parent up !!! Very interesting comment
Nothing more to say :-)
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
...
:-).
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
...
:-).
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
...
:-).
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman. Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying ...
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy :-).
Linux came in the mid ninetees. It was a project of three gay fat geeks students, namely Anus Torvalds, Anal Cox and Richard "Dick" Stallman.
...
:-).
Anus, wanted their OS called Anux, a name that also pleased Anal Cox for sure, but Dick Stallman wasn't really happy and threatened not to have a bath anymore if they adopted that name. This threat immediately made Anus and Anal change their mind : given Stallman usually only washes once a month, they knew he was not lying
Instead, Dick Stallman wanted the OS to be called "Dinux, the dickhead OS", because he estimated many of the kernel wouldn't have existed if he hadn't first thought of it. Dick has always been an egocentric person, but Anus and Anal still wanted to please him, given he has always been pleasing them with his huge cock. So they kept the second letter "I" from his suggestion. They they went to bed and made love, that's why the first letter "L" was chosen.
So all in all, Linux is just a big story of love for unix, be happy