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  1. Re: Outsourcing on An OS You'll Love? AI Experts Weigh In On Her · · Score: 1

    a vibrator, lots of batteries, and extract the X chromosome from another woman's egg. what do we need men for?

    entertainment?

  2. Re:Another nail in the coffin for x86 on AMD Announces First ARM Processor · · Score: 2

    Is this another nail in the coffin for the x86 architecture? Is it realistic to expect Windows/Mac OS X for ARM in their desktop versions in the near future? (Linux is already there). Of course x86 won't suddenly disappear, but may become "legacy". Intel should start moving on the ARM front

    No - ARM is still a long way off the high-end x86 chips. At the moment they largely complement each-other with some overlap in the low-mid range.

  3. Re:ARM processing on AMD Announces First ARM Processor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe you've read it wrong. Basically, AMD actually traveled back in time to develop the first ARM processor.

    No - its making a food processor for cannibals. The design brief was that you should be able to process a whole arm.

  4. Sounds like on Congressmen Say Clapper Lied To Congress, Ask Obama To Remove Him · · Score: 1

    Clapper's in the crapper.

  5. Re:Torture OS 1.0 on An OS You'll Love? AI Experts Weigh In On Her · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm sure there will soon be a PETOS organization fighting against such things (PETOS = People for the Ethical Treatment of Operating Systems). ;-)

    What if someone writes MASSOCHOS, which likes to be tortured?

  6. Re:Outsourcing on An OS You'll Love? AI Experts Weigh In On Her · · Score: 1

    Its the men who are being outsourced. Women can reproduce via sperm donor and if a computer can offer better companionship and more patience then ... well you can see where things are going.

    Because the purpose of men and women is to reproduce.

    Once the OS connects to makerbots then that part can be outsourced too! Then neither men nor women will be needed ;-)

  7. Re:Outsourcing on An OS You'll Love? AI Experts Weigh In On Her · · Score: 2

    an operating system like Samantha as depicted in the film isn't that far off

    First they outsource our jobs. Then they outsource our women too?

    No you've got this wrong. Its the men who are being outsourced. Women can reproduce via sperm donor and if a computer can offer better companionship and more patience then ... well you can see where things are going.

  8. Re:Defamation on FileZilla Has an Evil Twin That Steals FTP Logins · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's no evidence this is an NSA program.

    To be honest I really hope there wouldn't be!

  9. Re:It'll work if you want to suceed on The "Triple Package" Explains Why Some Cultural Groups Are More Successful · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Despite generations of discrimination, most Jews and Chinese are faring significantly better than white Americans.

    Uhm ... most Jews (in America) are white Americans.

  10. Re:50 thousand new residents on Detroit Wants Its Own High-Tech Visa · · Score: 1

    doing what? Haven't most people left because there aren't enough jobs? You want to pay off your debts, charge people an exit tax.

    Shhh ... they might be listening!

  11. Re:Hrm... on New Russian Fighter Not Up To Western Standards · · Score: 1

    From model villages to model aircraft eh?

    Look at the bright side, when you open the cockpit there's a smaller model aircraft inside

  12. Fuck the fucking muzzies on Is the West Building Its Own Iron Curtain? · · Score: 1

    if terrorists are attacking you keeping them out is NOT building an iron curtain, which was mainly to keep people in. If you want to see an iron curtain look at pakestan trying to stop persecuted Hindus and Christians from leaving.

  13. Re:That's what allowing muslims free reign brings on Superbowl Means Time For Spy Cams, Hazmat Squads and Bomb-Sniffing Dogs · · Score: 1

    I can't decide which is more disgusting: your blatant bigotry or your improper use of the word 'reign'. You should be ashamed of yourself, and I'm sure you would be if you were capable of it.

    I apologies for the misuse of "reign", and thanks I did not realise that "free rein" and "free reign" have different meanings. On the other matter if you consider it bigoted to point out that a group who are obliged to convert or subdue and use terrorist activities are to blame for increased security - then I'm glad that you weren't in government during WWII.

  14. That's what allowing muslims free reign brings you on Superbowl Means Time For Spy Cams, Hazmat Squads and Bomb-Sniffing Dogs · · Score: 1

    They are "free" to terrorise with their human rights protected and sod everyone else

  15. Re: I was on More Bad News For the F-35 · · Score: 1

    The F-35 is good, but the F-36 will be dumbed down, built by Fisher-Price, and most people won't know how to turn it off.

    It will have helpful pop-ups "Are you trying to evade that heat-seeking missile?"

  16. Re: What's left of the UK Navy on More Bad News For the F-35 · · Score: 1

    Who cares, the UK doesn't piss off the rest of the world like the USA does.

    Really out of all the countries in the world doing terrible things, why does the USA piss people off so much? The only reason I can think of is the same reason we are pissed of with our own government; we expected better from them.

  17. Re:This could be a huge charge on him on Court Says Craigslist Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support · · Score: 1

    $100 my ass. Welcome to reality, it's more about $500.

    To be more anatomically accurate that should be "$100 my dick".

  18. Re:This could be a huge charge on him on Court Says Craigslist Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support · · Score: 1

    Why would he be under any obligation for pay for their education or medical bills? It isn't his kid except in a technical sense.

    For medical bills it's the law.

  19. Re:America is a pretty fucked up place.. on Court Says Craigslist Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I left and its power is declining. This is retarded on pretty much any level

    So much BULLSHIT, USA leads the world in EVERYTHING

    Specially the BULLSHIT

  20. This could be a huge charge on him on Court Says Craigslist Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support · · Score: 1

    It will start at $100 a month - but what happens if the kid goes to University or gets sick. he could be bankrupted.

  21. next campaign on Bees Are Building Nests With Our Waste Plastic · · Score: 1

    help the bees, drop that plastic bag!

  22. vapourising all the planet's water on Studies Say Earth Won't Die As Soon As Thought · · Score: 1

    vapourising all the planet's water ... that's just taking the piss!

  23. Re:That's a relief! on Studies Say Earth Won't Die As Soon As Thought · · Score: 1

    Was that the same student who suggested it would be safe to land on the sun if they did it at night?

    Or that lunar landings had better wait for a full moon so that they would have a bigger target.

  24. Re:and beanie babies and whatever on Celebrating Dungeons & Dragons' 40th Anniversary · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    all i need to know about life i learned from the Koran. pick one. D&D was...was......

    That of course is the worst book, telling you to subdue or kill unbelievers, kill anyone who leaves Islam, etc. This is where someone usually says that all religious books are the same, but I suggest you read them and see:

    Kill anyone who leaves your religion: Qur'an

    Kill anyone who leaves your religion and tries to persuade others to do the same : Qur'an, Bible (Old testamen)

    Impose punitive tax on non-believers: Qur'an

    Forbid non believers from worshiping in the open: Qur'an

    Forbid non believers from repairing or building places of worship: Qur'an

    Forbid non believers to wear or display religious symbols in public: Qur'an

    Not allow non-believers to testify against believers in court : Qur'an

    Kill any non-believers who refuse to live by all the above rules : Qur'an

    None of the above: Bhagavad gita, Tipitaka, Tao Te Ching

  25. Re:Two words ... on AMC Theaters Allegedly Calls FBI to Interrogate a Google Glass Wearer · · Score: 1

    Are you at least entitled to say that you will talk but want to have a lawyer present?

    You're entitled to say it, but then the prosecution is entitled to suggest to the jury that if you were innocent you'd have said XXX straight away and that perhaps you wanted time to concoct some story, or similar.