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  1. Well, yeah... on Was Earth a Migratory Planet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Up until it found it was having humans. Then it had to settle down.

  2. Going by previous strategies... on Oracle and Google To Finally Enter Courtroom · · Score: 0

    ...Google are probably planning on stealing Oracle's lawyers.

  3. Re:I'm new to this conversation but... on Apple Updates Java To Include Flashback Removal · · Score: 1

    Or even have just revised that. It's not a good day for me.

  4. Re:I'm new to this conversation but... on Apple Updates Java To Include Flashback Removal · · Score: 1

    I'm happy to accept that I added art department late and should have to revised ;) I think that makes me marketing...

  5. I'm new to this conversation but... on Apple Updates Java To Include Flashback Removal · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I was wondering why the art department at work and the guy who makes my coffee was pissed.

  6. This is the future I envisioned on Japanese ATMs To Use Palm Readers In Place of Cash Cards · · Score: 1

    High five a robot and get paid.

  7. Re:A better name on Canadian Mint To Create Digital Currency · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the 'Aboot-eh'.

  8. All my best ones.... on Ask Slashdot: The Very Best Paper Airplane? · · Score: 1

    ....start off quite elaborate then end up as a scrunched ball of paper.

    Another case where NOTHING beats rock.

  9. House of Lords, methinks... on UK Bill Again Demands Web Pornography Ban · · Score: 1

    ...thou doth protest too much.

  10. I'll be worried when... on Humanoid Robots For the Next DARPA Grand Challenge? · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the last part of the course is 'how to love' and 'question whether or not the unit has a soul'.

  11. Vernon Bowman... on The Supreme Court To Rule On Monsanto Seed Patents · · Score: 1

    ...should sue for child support.

  12. I can't be the only one.... on Bill Introduced To Ban Sale of MA15+ Games To Anyone Under 18 in SA · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that thinks we shouldn't be asking the state with the City of Churches how to protect children.

    It's a bit like putting Hunter S. Thompson in charge of the uppers.

  13. Anyone read comics? on Oracle and Google Settlement Talks Falter; Trial Set for April 16 · · Score: 1

    Silly question, I know. Isn't this the part where they realise they're on the same side and team up to beat up Apple?

  14. Nobody... on NYC Bans Mention of Dinosaurs, Dancing, Birthdays On Student Tests · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...puts T-Rex in a corner.

  15. Ian McKellen is getting good at playing... on Hobbit Pub Saved By Actors Stephen Fry and Sir Ian McKellen · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...an old guy who stands in front of implacable foes. Granted, lawyers are worse than ancient supernatural fire demons.

  16. I'd be ok with the lawyers... on 'The Hobbit' Pub Threatened With Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....if nine of them showed up to the pub dressed as Nazgul.

  17. Re:Easy! on 'The Hobbit' Pub Threatened With Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was going to suggest 'Fantasy Midget' but I think it would be erotically misleading.

  18. Re:TSA on MRI Powered Pill-Sized Robot Swims Through Intestines · · Score: 2

    They'll do anything to find the newest threat - CUPCAKES!

  19. Re:Now that's a little patronising... on Google Science Fair Back For 2nd Year · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How so?

    That all three are of the same sex? I'm fairly sure he wouldn't have made the distinction if it where three boys. My supposition aside, 3/3 isn't that statistically interesting.

    That there aren't that many women interested in science? He'd have to qualify that.

    That there aren't many women who are smart? That's just plain bizarre.

    Without a point or qualification, it's just patronising fluff.

  20. Now that's a little patronising... on Google Science Fair Back For 2nd Year · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "....top 3 2011 Google Science Fair winners -- all girls -- were recognized for innovations."

    Apparently girls can do science too!

  21. On the plus side... on 10 Years of Windows XP · · Score: 2

    ...it's just about ready for release now.

  22. Lucky for J. Lo on DNA May Carry a Memory of Your Living Conditions From Childhood · · Score: 1

    Science can definitively say that she's still Jenny from the Block.

  23. Re:Obligatory on Manufacturing Dreams · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reference article beat you to it.

  24. Can't wait for a diagnosis like: on Manufacturing Dreams · · Score: 2

    "Soldier, I'm recommending six-weeks of dreams about puppies."

  25. There's a perfectly good explanation... on TSA Doing Random Truck Searches On Tennessee Highway · · Score: 1

    ...I mean, who hasn't wanted to see the naked silhouette of a beltless, shoeless truck driver?