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  1. More Cynicism on White House To Appoint "Internet Czar" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having the adviser report to both the national security and economic advisers suggests that the White House is seeking to ensure a balance between homeland security and economic concerns, the sources said.

    Economic concerns like what? The fact that internet commerce explodes on Cyber Monday as consumers and businesses enjoy a wealth of increased buying/spending? Or would you so happen to be referring to economic concerns like the MPAA/RIAA are short one ivory back scratcher? Perhaps the concerns that all that internet commerce is happening with most of it untaxed? Maybe concerns that used books, DVDs and games are being sold increasingly with a down-turned economy?

    I am certain the economic concerns you speak of are only economic concerns of lobbyists when you should maybe be paying attention to what consumers are interested in?

    You want to help the consumer, you should mandate that proprietary DRM violates anti-trust laws as it locks consumers into the software and hardware associated with their music service. Or maybe you should look into allowing people to use whatever level of encryption they want to secure their financial transactions? Nah, nobody's paying you for that.

    Throw on top of that the fact that Biden's good friends with the MPAA and RIAA (and I'm sure Obama's not far behind) there may be cause for concern.

  2. Michael Lynton, CEO Troll on Sony CEO Proposes "Guardrails For the Internet" · · Score: 5, Interesting
    So you justify your statement that "nothing good has come from the Internet. Period." with

    And my point is this: the major content businesses of the world and the most talented creators of that content -- music, newspapers, movies and books -- have all been seriously harmed by the Internet.

    This is the equivalent of a shock statement followed by "Now that I have your attention ..." and is only appropriate when trying to address an auditorium full of teenagers.

    I respect you no more than I would respect someone saying

    The entire world is burning. Everyone is going to die soon. Period.

    Now that I have your attention, I would like to discuss the occasional forest fires that threaten many homes in my state.

    Piracy is a problem but it's your problem, not mine. And it's not on the scale you make of it. I am in no way a party to it so I don't want to hear you bashing the greatest communications tool to date nor do I want to hear suggestions of curbing the freedom I enjoy daily on said communications tool.

    You had to pack up your home DVD stores in South Korea? Do you think that your supposed "guard rails" will be readily implemented world wide and embraced? I'm sorry, go ahead and sue the whole country or pressure the government to crack down on it or stop releasing Korean dubbed movies or--horrors of all horrors--lower your prices to something people are willing to pay? You effectively prevent me from owning any of your DVDs when the technology to digitally duplicate them is readily available and dirt cheap. That's your choice and you're free to opt for that.

    Your comparison to the Interstate Highway System is laughable. Please, do me one favor. In the future, when you draw comparisons of physical theft and huge undertakings like the Interstate Highway System to file sharing and "the Internet" do not confuse physical materials with information! There are major differences--for example: information can be freely replicated with no transfer of resources between the two parties involved! You draw a poor analogy and then *wave of the hands* we need protections like this. What "guard rails" do you suggest for the internet? I mean specifically, what do you have in mind? Have you thought this out at all? I'm sure you don't know but your engineers could suggest a small program from Sony that every internet user has to install on their computer to access the internet that has access to kernel space and ... yeah, I think we've been down this road.

  3. Re:Appeal to His Original Priorities on How To Help a Friend With an MMO Addiction? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ugh, how could you list Religion as #1? That addiction has destroyed the lives of uncountably many more people than MMORPGs.

    Yeah? You know a lot of people that wake up at 9am and get on the religion forums and then pray until 3am? Oh, you don't? Well, maybe you should pay attention to your own meager statistics. I'm an atheist. But I'm not stupid.

    And if you disagree? Well, it just shows people have different ideas of what to dedicate their lives to, so who are you to tell them otherwise?

    I'm confused, are you telling the person who asked the question that he shouldn't try to convince his friend to stop playing or does your logic only apply when it's your ideas that are being questioned?

  4. Appeal to His Original Priorities on How To Help a Friend With an MMO Addiction? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdotters, what would you do to help out a friend in this situation?

    I used to live in a bad part of the Franklin neighborhood in Minneapolis. As I pulled up next to my house, two squad cars were parked in a V in my front lawn with their cherries on. I had just worked until 2am at a parking garage on the U of MN campus. There was an adolescent in front of my house being stared down by a policeman. As I walked up the cop was staring him down and holding a bag of weed saying very loudly and very forcefully, "... yeah? And what skills you got? What has this shit been doing for you? How long have you been using? What are you going to do when you're a grown up providing for yourself?"

    While that's a lot more melodramatic than you need to be, you can put your friend in the same situation.

    A man's got priorities. Your friend's sound screwed up ... but maybe they aren't. I know how someone would approach me about this, they wouldn't try to stop me. Instead, they--being my friends--would appeal to things they know that matter to me. I'll try to list them in order that I think you can evoke a reaction from your friend:

    • Religion
    • Family
    • Role Models
    • Career
    • School
    • Ego
    • Love

    I've seen people give up several of these for an MMORPG (Star Wars Galaxies ruined lives). You need to sit down and talk to him and try to realign his priorities. You have to know him and know where he's going to bring that logic. If things don't matter to him anymore there's not a lot you can do once you've made all those appeals (and you may know more).

    Slashdotters, what would you do to help out a friend in this situation? Perhaps you are a reformed addict yourself -- if so, how did you break out of the habit?

    If I was spending too much time in a game it would take very little to cause me to get up and walk away: "Since you started playing that game, how much closer are you to being the person you want to be when you die?" Don't think that would work on your friend--especially if he has low self esteem.

    Most importantly if you convince him to stop, you need to be there for him to fill up that part of his life or to help see the value in realigning his goals.

    Last thing is that if he isn't screwing up or endangering any of these things, you're going to have a hell of a hard time convincing him out of the game ... although I cannot fathom how that would be.

  5. My Kingdom for a Datagrid Element! on HTML 5 As a Viable Alternative To Flash? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yeah, video and sound are two biggies that HTML 5 needs to get correct. No doubt about that.

    But as someone who's thrown together more than a few web applications in my time, I'd like to talk to you about what I'm really excited about--the datagrid element.

    Now, I know a lot of people are going to argue with me, but the most important tag in HTML is <table>. Every single graphical trick done to either speed up or sexify your web site is done with tables inside tables inside tables--it's tables all the way down!

    When's the last time you laid out a site without a table element on every page? Hell, it's almost always the next thing to follow <body> on my pages. And you know the code I write to interact dynamically with that table is a bitch. An unmaintainable mess. Yeah, there's probably some library out there I could use to simplify that pain but it always comes down to me messing around with advanced Javascript code trying to squeeze some more functionality into the user's interaction with that table. "Oh, I want this box to highlight red when this happens!" a user might say. Everyone wants a "simple table" with Google Spreadsheets functionality.

    So we switched a whole project to Flex once. Yeah, Flex. Free right? Not if you want the datagrid!

    Advanced DataGrid component -- The Advanced DataGrid is a new component that adds commonly requested features to the DataGrid such as support for hierarchical data, and basic pivot table functionality. Available only with Flex Builder Professional.

    Need to fork over cash for that gem. Oh, you can drone on and on about "vendor lock in" and "hidden costs" with Flash. Don't matter. Customer is king.

    My only hope is that HTML 5 presents a competitive datagrid with pivot table functionality. From their specs:

    The datagrid element represents an interactive representation of tree, list, or tabular data.

    HTML 5, I await you with open arms, hope and understanding. Improve the table element (if possible) and create a solid datagrid element. Deliver me from Flash.

  6. Re:Not that sympathetic on RIAA MediaSentry, Dead In US, Is Alive In Australia · · Score: 1

    It seems he got a damn fast judgement. And a damn fast judgement done by a private company.

    Does anyone remember 'Judge Dredd'? 'I am the law!!!'

    I do remember Judge Dredd and the Supreme Court of the United States of America does too--it was totally badass!

  7. Re:Angels and Demons on RIAA MediaSentry, Dead In US, Is Alive In Australia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Damn, you could at least lose your dormitory for a movie worth watching.

    Even worse result:

    <RIAA> See? Illegal file sharing is why Angels and Demons did poorly at the box office and got an average rating of 38%! It isn't the economy or quality, folks, our formula has never failed therefore it must be the file sharers! </RIAA>

  8. Bad Case of Wall Warts? on What to Do With a $99 Wall Wart Linux Server · · Score: 4, Funny

    What to Do With a $99 Wall Wart

    Wall warts are usually nothing to be concerned about unless they grow or spread rapidly. Usually you can just freeze 'em off--just be sure to get all the abnormal growth cells. It's a common wall growth caused by HPV (Hewlett Packard Virus).

    Linux Server

    Your warts are functioning as Linux servers? You may need to see a specialist ... and until you get that checked I would refrain from any prolonged exposure to GPL software.

    Count yourself lucky, it could be worse. My friend once had a case of $10,000 Server Room Herpes Microsoft Servers that kept him up all night ... not something you want on your resume.

    I applaud anyone who successfully markets this product ... the name is a bit of an obstacle. "Wall Hugger" or "Plug Pal" or even "Linux Lump" might have been more prudent for coining.

  9. Re:$31 for pressed CDs? on Amazon & TuneCore To Cut Out the RIAA Middleman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Congratulations on living up to the minimum possible standards. Making slashdot grate ...

    I can't tell which part of my daily duties you're referring to here, is it the endless sets of metal sheets that I cut slashes and dots into that are later installed in the streets to prevent debris from entering and clogging my fair city's sewer system? Or are you referring to my ability to cause friction between Slashdot and another object/site by rubbing them together forcefully? I must say, I'm guilty of both!

    No, no. The firehose sucks, AND the people using it suck.

    Something about this sentence is very peculiar considering that in your prior post you say:

    I sometimes use the firehose, but it is WAY too fucking painful these days.

    I'm not a logician but if all who use the firehose suck ... and you yourself use it ... Wait, I think I've got it but I'm not sure. I shall construct a predicate calculus of these two rules and get back to you once I can conclude something from them.

  10. Re:$31 for pressed CDs? on Amazon & TuneCore To Cut Out the RIAA Middleman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad RTFS is retarded.

    Dear drinkypoo,

    As the author of the summary, I would like to respond to your statement of "Too bad read the read the fucking summary is retarded." I assume that you are referring to the quality of the summary although your sentence is a bit difficult for me to parse. In that case, I appreciate your constructive criticism and would like thank you for making me a better person and Slashdot user.

    I hope that someday I might become as gifted at using the word "fuck" as you and perhaps I can beat my apparent bout with down syndrome that you so generously apply to every user of this entire site.

    I'm sorry my stories don't pass 'journalistic muster.' I read the entire FAQ and didn't see anything about said muster, could you please expound upon that claim that submissions must pass it?

    Also, I believe you are misplacing your disgust with the Firehose and directing it at users. This confuses me, as the users did not implement it. What confuses me even more is that it takes an action by you, drinkypoo, to get to said Firehose in order to 'rate' stories. You curse this UI yet you obviously used it and saw my story in Firehose.

    As always, I love you dearly with all my heart and remember to tell drinkyurine that I miss him. Please accept my apologies for such a bad summary and don't let this obstruct our friendship which is sometimes as delicate as a flower covered in dew on a crisp summer morn.

    Yours in song and dance,

    eldavojohn

  11. Re:At $31 per album on Amazon & TuneCore To Cut Out the RIAA Middleman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was my understanding that the band paid $31 as sort of a "starting fee". After that initial $31, there is nothing more to pay (that is, if I understood what I read correctly). They're not trying to -sell- the discs for $31 a pop.

    You're close, it's $31 a year. Which is why there's no "upfront costs" as the quote says at the bottom of the summary but instead a $31/year. Which is still really really cheap. Interestingly enough, Wired uses "upfront" costs to describe it, from the article:

    Tunecore will charge just $31 a year in upfront fees to handle a 10-track CD from pressing to delivery, passing all other costs through to the buyer. In other words, the service promises to remove nearly all of the risks of short-run CD manufacturing, which can cost musicians hundreds or even thousands of dollars for discs that rarely sell enough to cover expenses.

    I think people are missing the big picture where you don't have to go to multiple services for your music. You'll be able to buy big names like U2 and Weezer right next to little high school rock bands and indie artists. You make that possible so that the people don't know whether they're buying RIAA or not and who knows? Maybe the musician will decide the RIAA route is not really worth it?

  12. Re:CDBaby on Amazon & TuneCore To Cut Out the RIAA Middleman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Similar model.

    If you read the article, they mention CDBaby:

    For TuneCore, the deal expands its primary business helping indie artists get digital distribution through online outlets such as iTunes, Napster and Amazon MP3. TuneCore will now compete directly with CDBaby, the current leader in low-volume CD manufacturing and distribution. CDBaby charges $278 for 100 discs, although it recently lowered its minimum order to just five copies.

    I've been a massive fan of CDBaby ordering discs straight from people like Anni Rossi but it has a minimum order those artists have to meet. I don't like the idea of a band having to buy up 500 or 100 or even 5 copies. Instead a flat fee of $31 for the artist makes me excited that this could really be big for indie artists ... I think CDBaby's success is proof that this even cheaper alternative could be a massive success. Let's hope Amazon allows you a 30 second preview and review ratings to quickly separate the wheat from the chaff.

    Get into the iTunes store.

    While iTunes would be slightly bigger, Amazon is a big leap for Tunecore and I'm happy to see it even on this level.

  13. Online Bias! on More Americans Play Video Games Than Go To Movies · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the source linked in the above:

    Data note: Information in this press release was derived from The NPD Group's "Entertainment Trends In America" consumer tracking study. The study is conducted online ...

    Flawed.

  14. Heroin? What Kinda Book Reading Do You Do, JR? on Space Vulture · · Score: 5, Funny

    The most noticeable was the heroin's apparent inability to do much ...

    Maybe you should try a heavier dose next time you're chasing the dragon while reading? If you can't even enjoy it on smack, this book's got no chance.

  15. As the Unedited Submitter ... on Moblin 2.0 Released, Intel's Linux For Netbooks · · Score: 5, Informative

    How about a summary that describes the new Moblin release (what the post is ostensibly about), rather than focusing on the competition against Win7? How about being FOR something (Moblin in this case), rather than always being against Microsoft?

    I'm no fan of Microsoft, but seriously, the one-note, constant Microsoft bashing on this site is getting old.

    Well, it's edited pretty much how it's submitted so I'll take full responsibility for this one.

    I guess I'm confused though. I didn't seem to think my summary was pro or anti Microsoft--merely focusing on what else is out there besides Windows 7 for netbooks and pointing out that Intel may have an unfair advantage in this department. If anything, I was hoping for discourse containing thoughtful comments about Intel's upper hand in pointing Novell in the correct direction for optimally using the chips/chipset/gpu in these hardware devices surrounding the Atom process.

    When I looked for other stories to reference this one to, I found 10 or more talking about Windows 7 on the netbook and one talking about Moblin (the on linked in the story). I'm sorry for not continuing the trend of talking about Windows 7 and am disappointed you think my submission was a veiled attempt to attack Microsoft. I am anti-Microsoft but I try to keep that relegated to my posts down here instead of in the summary.

    Specifically what did I write that was offensive to you? I also found the title of the Computerworld article to be speculation but the actual text to have level headed statements from Intel (something I tried to reflect in the summary). I guess I failed and I apologize for making Slashdot seem so biased ... we really do need to shake that image at least a little bit to be taken seriously.

  16. Apples to Oranges on MS Word 2010 Takes On TeX · · Score: 5, Informative

    Between this, the new equation editor and styles, what are the chances of Word replacing LaTeX as the editor of choice in academia?

    Word and TeX are two very useful tools for two very different needs. Word has a long way to go before it is as complete, open and diverse as TeX and TeX has a long way to go before it is as easy to use and as pervasive as Word.

    This sure is great news for Office 2010 (and for me at my job which forces me to use Office) but I think you're a little premature in thinking either of them are stepping on each other's toes or even close to conflict.

    I don't know anyone who was holding onto TeX based purely on its support for Advanced Typographic features of OpenType.

    Call me a grudge holding idiot but Office would have to undo years upon years of me suffering from "<MS Product> has encountered a problem and had to close, your shit is in a temporary file though and we'll try to recover your information or pieces of your information but this never works. Also, the last thing I did before I closed was mutilate the master copy." Now I may be exaggerating but it has helped that nothing else could ever open those files either. I don't know what .doc vs .docx means but until they get their shit together and I can read my saved file like an validated XML document, I'm not going to be putting anything important in any sort of Office format. If I'm going to be writing a paper or book, it ain't gonna be typeset in MS Word while those memories are fresh.

  17. Mac to Edit/Process, Linux to Capture/Store on What OS and Software For a Mobile Documentary Crew? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think you should set up a very very nice Mac desktop at your headquarters with a few TBs of storage on it and plenty of DDR3 memory. This machine, you should use for editing and processing your video. I am by no means an artist but it's no secret that is a strength of Macs. For storage and capturing, just bring some notebooks with Linux and TB external drives.

    You can try Ubuntu Studio if you're interested in giving Linux a shot in the former departments ... start with some base footage and try some stuff out on a Mac and then Ubuntu studio before you make your final decision.

    Really, you should shoot an e-mail to the blender folks if you want to keep this documentary purely open source ... you may be able to entice them for a little free support if they can use you as a shining example of open source in the documentary community. It also might be a frustrating pain the ass if you're used to Mac editing tools like every graduate in the arts seems to be.

    I think there's other things like GordianKnot (not sure where this project is at right now) and Avidemux that are worth investigating if they aren't already on Ubuntu Studio.

    Good luck! I love documentaries, especially independent ones!

  18. The Importance of Being Forgotten on Drive-By Download Poisons Google Search Results · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... that steals FTP login credentials ...

    About five years ago, I had installed some Firefox FTP plugin (FireFTP?) and was enjoying the simplicity of having my browser be used for multiple kinds of traffic when transferring files.

    Well, we all know how bulletproof secure Firefox is, right? Not very. So I thought about it more and more I got really nervous about using something like this. I thought of the importance of all the things I had connected to--whether it be my friend's FTP server to drop off some pictures of our last vacation or one of several web hosts I had been working on. So in the end, I removed it from my machine as I wasn't sure how it was storing sessions and passwords. I also deleted the passwords from saved sessions in WinSCP on my Windows machines. Nowadays I just use the 'ftp' command in the shell no matter what operating system I'm using. Yeah, it's annoying to change directories both locally and remotely by hand (without even tab-complete!) but you know it sure beats being that guy that lost all his shit (and maybe some other people's) to something like this.

    The integration of FTP clients into browsers and I think I've seen plugins in integrated development environments to remotely connect and upload your changes. While this may seem like a stream lined and faster path to development, acknowledge the risks you take when that's a server hosting data to users.

  19. Re:Microsoft decides to price-gouge on Dell Indicates Windows 7 Pricing Will Be Higher · · Score: 5, Funny

    News at 11.

    Tom Tucker: We now go live to Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa.
    Tricia Takanawa: *nasally* Tom, I'm standing here in a hotel room with Steve Ballmer and I'm about to purchase Windows 7.
    *Steve grunts and starts to rip off her pants*
    Tricia Takanawa: Tom, you'll notice that Steve is not even bothering to kiss me first or even lube up. He is going straight for my black cherry. Back to you, Tom & Diane.
    Diane Simmons: Gripping story, Tricia. We now go live to Ollie Williams with a fiscal forecast about Windows 7. Ollie?
    Ollie Williams: SHITS EXPENSIVE!
    Tom Tucker: Thank you Ollie.
    Diane Simmons: ... and that concludes our newscast, from Quahog 5 goodnight everyone.

  20. Now If We Could Just Get ... on Dell Indicates Windows 7 Pricing Will Be Higher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now if we could just get Dell to put a little drop down option in its OS & Productivity Suite selection to have an option for "Ubuntu & Open Office (subtract $200)" on all of their computers. And then to have it actually be $200 cheaper with the exact hardware.

    Then we might be talking about "2009: The Year of the Recession and Linux on the Desktop."

  21. Re:Laughably Medieval on Ball And Chain To Force Children To Study · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Make the act of studying have a negative association with it in the child's mind. That way when they depend on themselves to learn things later in life, they'll be reminded of your horrible freedom inhibiting imprisonment technique.

    This should work exactly as well as physically abusing your child when he or she does something wrong. That way when they are faced with conflict later in life, they follow in your steps and resort to violence.

    Utter BS. I was physically punished when I did not do well in school by my mother in the beginning until I became an A student. Later in life I graduated college Magna cum laude and did my Ph.D.

    The older I get the more thankful I get to my mother for those lessons.

    You can claim other negative effects of corporal punishment later in life, but that particular effect you wrote about is complete nonsense.

    Ah, the magna cum laude doctor cites an anecdote of their own personal experience and considers my point rendered complete nonsense. I bow to your supreme intelligence, my lord.

    So I assume you beat your child when he or she does poorly at school?

    Nowhere did I say that corporal punishment leads to violence 100% of the time or that it has no positive effects. You could be a straight A student and still physically attack your opponents. Not that child psychology is a solid science but I think studies support my argument (there's more than just that).

  22. Laughably Medieval on Ball And Chain To Force Children To Study · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Make the act of studying have a negative association with it in the child's mind. That way when they depend on themselves to learn things later in life, they'll be reminded of your horrible freedom inhibiting imprisonment technique.

    This should work exactly as well as physically abusing your child when he or she does something wrong. That way when they are faced with conflict later in life, they follow in your steps and resort to violence.

    Oh, by the way, 9.5 kg (21 pounds)!? What kid is that going to inhibit? I was walking up and down fields picking up rocks heavier than that by the time I was in grade school! If that stops your kid from moving, you've got other parenting problems to worry about ... or is this just about wearing a red letter 'A' around so everyone knows you should be studying right now?

    Were they to dedicate all this wasted time to studying, they would optimise their performance and have more free time available.

    Not always true. Read this article.

  23. Re:Too many words in the story on A System For Handling 'Impostor' Complaints · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't read all that. Can you summarize it in a few sentences, preferably using a car analogy?

    So your car has a really bad super-ex-carfriend. And this ex-carfriend has not been leaving your car alone. Like your car always sees this ex-cf on the road when you're on the highway. Well, one day your car starts getting all these service calls from like multiple different auto-repair shops all asking if they could stick their dipsticks in her oil reserve. Well, when your car goes online, she finds a false picture of her and her phone number and name and address and all that on her. When she calls cars.com, they say her ex-cf made it and instead she sues cars.com ... you know how cars get.

    So how'd I do?

  24. Re:Question . . . on A System For Handling 'Impostor' Complaints · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't it be better just to take the page down and worry about hurt feelings later? I would think that even if there was the possibility that a page was not right, that either someone could comment on it or it just be taken down.

    Scenario: You and I have had words on message boards before. Not friendly words. I have nothing better to do than troll your pages looking for your pages and marking all of them as offensive and hounding Yahoo! to take them down. I can make a ton of different users and gang-warn your pages into oblivion and harass you until you give up or Yahoo decides we're too big of a problem to deal with.

    Granted it's much more feasible than Haselton's idea to attempt contact with thousands of users over potentially harmful pages. If I drop an f-bomb in my posting about an old PS2 for sale and it gets flagged for strong language, are they going to call me? Are they going to call/e-mail everyone? Who's going to run that labyrinthine operation?

  25. Who's the Real Victim Here? on A System For Handling 'Impostor' Complaints · · Score: 4, Funny

    A woman sued Yahoo because they wouldn't remove a page created by her ex-boyfriend pretending to be her and soliciting strangers for sex.

    And as someone who responded to said page with a naked picture of myself (SOP), I'm suing Yahoo for having never received my sex! I tendered naked pictures of myself and now expect advertised sexual activities to occur upon my person--caveat emptor, indeed!

    So, Mr. Haselton, how does your proposed solution protect me, the man-boobed basement dweller suffering from acute sexual frustration?