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  1. This can easily be explained on Sequoia Vote Machine Can't Do Simple Arithmetic? · · Score: 1

    by counting the number of people in the local cemeteries.

  2. Re:So how long do I wait? on Vista Service Pack 1 Is Out · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just installed SP1. It is GREAT! File transfers are almost instantaneous. Better yet, it seems very sta

  3. Re:Slashdot on Gaffes That Keep IT Geeks From the Boardroom · · Score: 1

    That is better than using the display toilets, at least.

  4. Don't do it!!! on Taliban Demands Downtime on Afghanistan Cellphone Networks · · Score: 1

    If this demand is successful, the next thing they will want is to turn the clock back a thousand years! Oh, wait...

  5. Re:Embedded Hardware on Sneak Peek at Windows Server 2008 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You do realize that WinCE and NT don't share a whole lot in common, right? If you don't count problems, you are correct.
  6. Big Deal on Fidel Castro Resigns · · Score: 1

    So, his brother is going to take over. Tell me, how is this any different at all?

  7. Re:Analog has its place on Analog Cell Phone Network Shuts Down Monday · · Score: 1

    Heck, I know folks that scoff at those new fangled cell phones. They still have a box on the wall that they have to turn a crank and talk to an operator, by cracky.

  8. Re:Mountain moving. on TSA Changes Screening Based on Blog Suggestion · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree. Some of the TSA really are exactly as you say. I had one stupid fucker angrily point his finger at me and yell "YOU come when I SAY you come". This after I thought he had motioned me to come throught the metal detector. I guess he was gesturing to some other loser behind me. Then he had to stand there and glare at me for a moment. I thought that if I had said anything, it would have been cavity search time.

    If the TSA wanted to change, they should look at their screening process to keep from hiring monkeys like this guy.

  9. Re:Continual Business Process Improvement on Vista SP1 Released to Manufacturing · · Score: 1

    you will know that Continual Business Process Improvement is not just a buzz-phrase... Great! Microsoft must have the process down by now. I am just wondering when they will get around to the "improvement" part. I have been waiting a long time.
  10. Re:Infrastructure? on Creative Capitalism Gets Microsoft $528M Tax Break · · Score: 0

    Like a true Slashdotter, I didn't read TFA (or the summary for that matter). I see they are talking about state taxes. Nevermind!

  11. Infrastructure? on Creative Capitalism Gets Microsoft $528M Tax Break · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So Washington has missed out on more than half a billion in taxes; revenue it could use for badly needed infrastructure needs
    Yeah, but were? From what I can see, this money would be spent in Iraq anyway. Every cent kept out of the hands of the politicians is a cent well spent.
  12. Re:My Dell XPS M1530 with Vista... on Time for a Vista Do-Over? · · Score: 1

    Just imagine how fast that XPS M1530 would run with XP on it.

  13. Re:I really wonder... on Time for a Vista Do-Over? · · Score: 1

    I bought an HP laptop with Vista on it. It sucks. A lot of my applications don't run. The only thing I liked about that laptop is Ubuntu runs great under VMware. But, I gave the machine to my girlfriend who isn't much of a computer power user. She loves it. It does everything she could possibly want. I think that is the problem with Vista. It was designed for the lesser skilled user.

  14. our digital economy? on DRM-Free Music Spells Trouble? · · Score: 1

    His view is that our digital economy will collapse this way That's OK. Our digital economy can join our regular economy as it collapses.
  15. Windows7 == VistaSE? on Windows 7 To Be Released Next Year? · · Score: 1

    They could easily push out a renamed version of Vista and call it Windows7.

  16. Re:Srsly on Oracle Buys BEA · · Score: 1

    An example: Toilet paper is middleware.

  17. This steak... on US FDA Deems Cloned Animals Edible · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...tastes EXACTLY like the one I had last week!

  18. What they really ought to be working on... on GM Says Driverless Cars Will Be Ready By 2018 · · Score: 1

    ..is REPAIRLESS cars! They make utter crap!

  19. Furniture? on SCO Receives Nasdaq's Delisting Notice · · Score: 1

    Novell doesn't stand to get much more than SCO's furniture The fumigation costs alone would make that a bad deal for Novell. First, you would have to scrape all that slime off.
  20. In other news... on UPS Using Software To Eliminate Left Turns · · Score: 1

    Unexplained rise of right shoulder strain injuries among UPS drivers. Researchers are baffled.

  21. Re:Netflix says they will just change the envelope on Postal Service Surcharge Could Slash Netflix Profit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Netflix says the whole thing is no big deal and they will change their envelopes if necessary
    Ah ha! And that is when Blockbuster is going to reveal that they have a patent on the "Postal Sorting Machine Non-DVD-Jamming Envelope". I predict a $500 Billion patent infringement lawsuit to follow.
  22. Figures on House Bill Won't Criminalize Free Wi-Fi Operators · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the version that passed on a voice vote reportedly differs substantially from the last publicly available version
    It seems that this is the way congress works in general these days.
  23. Pee break on Why Do Games Still Have Levels? · · Score: 1

    Levels make a good stopping place to take a whiz and reload the beer! Duh!

  24. Congratulations University of Tokyo researchers!!! on Genetically Engineered Mouse is Not Scared of Cats · · Score: 0, Troll

    You have just created a retarded mouse!! I can do the same thing with a tiny hammer.

  25. Re:Lantos Sucks on Congressional Commitee Rips Yahoo Execs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but I hear if you drop a Lantos into Diet Coke, it foams furiously.