User: Flying Spaghetti Mon

Re:Possible outcome

On: Slashback: OpenDocument, Intelligent Design, More DRM

> In his defense, he said: "the Flying Spaguetti Monster made me do it."

No, Midget, I did not.

But I Can Touch You With My Noodly Appendage.

Re:Attack the messenger (please)

On: Vatican Rejects Intelligent Design?

> you still can't honestly assert that your Intelligent Designer is the God of the Bible and not, say, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

He Easily Can, Because I Say So.

I Am Not The Intelligent Designer.

(But I Touch You Anyway With My Noodly Appendage)

Re:Another Intelligent Design theory

On: Is The U.S. Becoming Anti-Science?

Midget, I Touch You With My Noodly Appendage


Greetings to Queen Celeste

Re:Amen - My wife likes to play too.

On: Talking 'Bout A Revolution

[my wife and me] We've played SMBD every night since we got it, and we're still having a blast.

At first, I read that as BDSM...

Re:what's the point?

On: SeaMonkey 1.0 Alpha released

> Stop acting like such a little drama queen. You mentioned FBSD, which with the ports and this is pretty sweet at tracking software and its vulns.

Which part of 3 different OS (Mac OS X, Windows and FreeBSD) are you not understanding ?

Re:You know what day it is!

On: SeaMonkey 1.0 Alpha released

I Touch You Midget, With My Noodly Appendage, For You To Contribute To Prevention Of Global Warming



Aargh!

Re:What are the chances

On: Performance of 64-bit vs. 32-bit Windows Dual Core

Midget, I Touch You With My Noodly Appendage

Re:damn

On: Controlling Hurricanes?

Mmm. Something like in this Yoko Tsuno comic book ? http://librairie.auchandirect.fr/thematique/bd___h umour/science_fiction/yoko_tsuno_/ficheproduit.asp ?isbn=2800106336

Re:Easily Explained

On: Earth's Core Spins Faster than Earth

Midget, I Touch You With My Noodly Appendage



Note: core rotation speed is the cause of global warming. Some smart Midget may, one day, discover why killing Pirates increase core velocity

Re:No way

On: The Milky Way is Not a Spiral?

I Touch You With My Noodly Appendage



Of course, the galaxy is a Noodly Spiral, and I Personally placed all the evidence of the contrary to test your Faith and prevent the Sauce from Overflowing

Re:Isn't it obvious?

On: The Milky Way is Not a Spiral?

You are wrong, Midget. Those bars are My Noodly Appendages

Re:Gods

On: ZDNet UK Begs for Google's Forgiveness

With me, there are not such problems, Midget.



I Just Want To You With My Noodly Appendage

Re:woman driver lands shuttle safely

On: Shuttle Discovery Lands Safely

I Touched The Whole Crew With My Noodly Appendage

Re:Ctrl in its correct place.

On: 10 Technologies MIA

I Touch You With My Noodly Appendage, My Friend, For Warm Memories Of The One True Original Portable Computer Artifact.

Re:Come home safe

On: Discovery Prepares for Return

Don't worry for them, Midget.



I Will Touch Them With My Noodly Appendage

Re:I'm confused...

On: Is It Wrong to Love Microsoft?

Fear no confusion, Midget.



I Touch You With My Noodly Appendage.

Re:The Great Green Arkleseizure Theory

On: Equal Time For Creationism

I touch you with My Noodly Appendage

Twice.

Re:Touched by His Noodly Appendage

On: Equal Time For Creationism

I touch you with My Noodly Appendage