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Controlling Hurricanes?

Phil Shapiro writes "With the cost of hurricane Katrina running as high as $100 billion, the thought of trying to control the severity of hurricanes should be mulled. Dissipating the energy of hurricanes as they're forming might be within the range of the feasible. Scientific American tackles this topic in an article last year, as does this crank. (I admit the crank is me.) Is this type of thing feasible, or is it best not even tried at all?"

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  1. your idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    blows, it really blows

    1. Re:your idea by m4dm4n · · Score: 1, Interesting

      His idea is almost as mad as my idea. And I know mad!

    2. Re:your idea by zedmelon · · Score: 5, Informative
      "...an intuition I had a thousand years ago studying chaos theory...
      ...alter the path of a hurricane by sacrificing a goat..."

      in
      dis
      tinguishable.

      One massive problem with this idea is that weather is still predominantly random from a day-to-day human standpoint.

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      Yes we did, remember it started to curve south? We reversed that.
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      Until we reduce the chaos in weather prediction enough to know precisely when and where a hurricane will begin--as opposed to "strong liklihood of a possible hurricane in the next few days over in this general area here" or "I'll bet it's hot in Arizona by July"--we'll have no way to know if we changed the hurricane's path sixty miles or six inches.

      Of course, if we could get a hurrican through central Minnesota, I suppose that'd be a fair supporting argument for "well, I think it worked."

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    3. Re:your idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. As far as I can tell, submitter has a hard-on for submarines and is using this as a mass wank-fest for himself.

    4. Re:your idea by i_should_be_working · · Score: 1

      That's what statistics are for. After 5 straight years of hurricanes not reaching the mainland it would be safe to assume that the technique was working.

      That's not to say that I think studying chaos theory will help.

    5. Re:your idea by zedmelon · · Score: 1
      After 5 straight years of hurricanes not reaching the mainland it would be safe to assume that the technique was working.

      Oh, absolutely.
      However, any early attempts would redirect the storm by a fraction of any amount that could prove worthwhile,

      let alone enough to shield an entire continent from the 1.21 jigga watts of wind energy represented in a hurricane,
      let alone enough to consistently defend against a couple dozen hurricanes per season.
      In any system, it's difficult enough to observe miniscule changes and determine whether the changes represent a desired outcome. But it's impossible to distinguish said changes without having complete certainty what would have occurred without having exerted them.

      If these techniques had been applied on Katrina and pushed it east--say 100 feet as it got to New Orleans--we could probably have known we'd pushed it east, but is there really a way to know how far? Would less people have died if we'd left it alone? Only Mistress Cleo or John Titor could really be certain, and that's no way to conduct scientific study. We have no business attempting this until we have honed the ability to predict the path of a far more accurately than we now can.

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  2. Followup Article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This strikes me as the perfect segue from Bad Science in the Press.

              -ShadowRanger

    1. Re:Followup Article? by Analogy+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I second this one! My favorite test question of all time (from graduate school) estimate the power of a thunderstorm, express your answer in race car engines would serve to highlight the impracticality of this nonsense. If I recall correctly, a 10km wide thunderstorm would have the power of many millions of racecars. A hurricane is as much as 100 times the scale and power goes by volume so...1,000,000 times one thunderstorm....thats thousands of trillions of race car engines of power!!!

      Whatever chemical/physical jujitsu you want to try a "reasonableness test" isn't passed with this.

      So from a human perspective it would be pissing in the wind trying to change a hurricane. You might as well have the population near the gulf coast go to the beach and yell and the storms to stay away.

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    2. Re:Followup Article? by afidel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hurricanes are ephemeral, they must have near perfect conditions to even form, and must have perfect conditions to grow to be powerfull. Even a fraction of a percent of the storms energy, applied in the correct manner, could disipate or weaken the storm significantly. Something as simple as changing the reflectivity of the oceans surface over a hundred square mile area in front of a storm might be enough. Should we just throw up our hands and give up, or should we look for a way to stop some human suffering and large scale economic loss?

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    3. Re:Followup Article? by smashin234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "So from a human perspective it would be pissing in the wind trying to change a hurricane."

      The theory states two things (from the article)

      1. We are using chaos theory. This states that small changes in the beginning of an event can perbutuate and cause large changes later on. Even so, it would take so much power to change the hurricane even in its first steps, that it is not feasible to think about this as a practical theory today.

      2. The theory also states you need to accuratly be able to predict weather patterns before this will work. Otherwise, how would you know what to change in order to get the hurricane to go where you want it to?

      So, yes, we MIGHT be able to do this far in the future, but today, no.

    4. Re:Followup Article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I recall correctly, a 10km wide thunderstorm would have the power of many millions of racecars. A hurricane is as much as 100 times the scale and power goes by volume so...1,000,000 times one thunderstorm....thats thousands of trillions of race car engines of power!!!


      Dang, I have to post as AC since my password is at home. I think you made a slight error there, dude. A thunderstorm goes about as high into the atmosphere as it can go, so the "100 times the scale" only results in 10,000 times the power, not 1,000,000 times.
    5. Re:Followup Article? by Osmosis_Garett · · Score: 1

      Can you express that as # of hydrogen bombs?

    6. Re:Followup Article? by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      I propose a new scale for measuring the damage done by a hurricane: the Library of Congress Equivalent.

      1 LOCE is the amount of damage needed to destroy the Library of Congress.

    7. Re:Followup Article? by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1

      Would that be to grind the stone of the building to sand destroyed or render the works contained in it unreadable?

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    8. Re:Followup Article? by jessecurry · · Score: 1
      Should we just throw up our hands and give up, or should we look for a way to stop some human suffering and large scale economic loss?

      Maybe we should just give up; hurricanes are part of the natural weather cycle, we already cause the climate to change enough through massive pollution. Rather than try to push the world more and more out of its harmonious balance we should look for ways to thrive within it. There's no reason that people can't get out of the way of a hurricane, we know about them days in advance.
      And dealing with the economic loss is just the cost of playing; when someone chooses to reside within an area that is prone to hurricanes they should be prepared for the possibility of hurricane damage. Insurance companies exist to help the individual spread their losses out over time, and often times an area that is devastated by a hurricane ends up being rebuilt for the better. Granted areas like Port Charlotte still look a little like war zones, but many of the residents have new homes now. And the jobs created fixing hurricane damage helped a lot of people make money.

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  3. You tell us by KidHash · · Score: 1, Troll

    You're the one who's written the long article about it, so shouldn't we ask the professional - you tell us!

  4. Global Impact by nicc777 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What would the global impact be? Are we not trying to control something which is not ment to be controled? We don't even understand global warning 100% yet, now we want to do this?

    I would rather concentrate on building technology and common sense (don't build a city below water level - for example).

    My 2c

    PS: My prayers still go out to all victims of natural disasters - I can't imagine being in that situation. May God bless you all!

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    1. Re:Global Impact by cozzano · · Score: 1, Funny

      > May God bless you all! He's not doing a good job at the moment...

    2. Re:Global Impact by gowen · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Are we not trying to control something which is not ment to be controled?
      Nothing is *meant* to be controlled [or at least "meant" by whom?]. The Creator? Hell, everytime we put up a brolly we are interrupting rain the Mother Nature "meant" to drop on our heads...
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    3. Re:Global Impact by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What would the global impact be? Are we not trying to control something which is not ment to be controled? We don't even understand global warning 100% yet, now we want to do this?

      That's a very good question. Every action has consequences and we need to understand what they are before acting. I wouldn't say "wasn't meant to be controlled" though, who's to say what our noodly master 'meant' us to do?

      I would rather concentrate on building technology and common sense (don't build a city below water level - for example).

      Technology that could relocate Holland to Tibet?

    4. Re:Global Impact by cnelzie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I just want to know how this would affect the "Hurricane Rains" those of us in the MidWest recieve from hurricanes that form in the Gulf.

          Without those hurricanes, how will we get those rains?

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    5. Re:Global Impact by Ka+D'Argo · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      We have to try something.

      Granted mankind has been here on earth a few thousand years, and we've been through just about every natural disaster the planet has thrown at us, but as time goes on it gets worse.

      Every year it's hotter in the summer, colder in the winter, and the storms are stronger. Yea global warming and whatnot plays a part in that, but at the same time, it's getting to the point where it's too much. Even if America had the funds to "easily" recoup from something like Katrina, the manpower and time needed would be insane. Thousands, apon thousands, of homes and businesses needing rebuilding. Food, clothing and temporary lodging for those without.

      And this was just one average sized state. What happens when a Hurricane hits the East Coast with enough force to path it's way north to a major city like D.C. or New York and [b]completely[/b] level it?

      Our "current" systems of fighting a hurricane are far inadequate. By the time we detect them, we then have to monitor them to see if they will have a "projected" path inland, and what force it may bring. In that time, could be days, could be a week or more, you have a population in the areas, that is tittering back in forth between preparing or not preparing. Since we can't always predict their pattern, path, or length, we never know. And even when we do, such as Katrinas case (one of the more up-to-date "oh shit something is coming" storm watches), what does it mean to "prepare"?

      You can't prepare. Preparing for a hurricane, is getting as far West as you can, preferably as far North-West. Sure you can attempt the tried-and-true method of stocking up on bottled water, food and hoping to "ride it out" but that only works when ya know, it doesn't rip your fucking house off the ground with you in it.

      The worst part? Hurricane season just started last month for the East coast. This was the first hurricane of the year, if we're lucky it'll be the only major one. You'd think one would be a disaster right, what the fuck do you call a potential [b]season[/b] of storms that might be that strong? A minor inconvience?

      We need to seriously dump some national budget and tax money not only into recovery from such events, but also into research into either much better warning systems or as the article says: preventing them. There has to be a way to physically stop this things.

      A storm or pretty much any natural event like this, is sparked from some sort of catalyst or series of. If theres a means to create, theres a means to stop. It may not seem practical or even within our grasp at moments notice, but if you boil it down to what starts it, theres going to be something to end it.

      When you think about it, in the simplist terms, it's like "duh". I mean, we as a race, have to a degree harnessed the power of the atom, broken the sound barrier and began space exploration. Stoping a large ball of air, water and electricity should be within our abilities. I mean we've got a fucking space station for christ sakes..(don't get me started on our technological slowness, we are far behind the curve if you ask me)

      Maybe if we as a planet, stopped fighting each other for five minutes, we could accomplish something like this. I mean, with Katrina, look at how many third-world countries offered help to America. Many of which we have turned our backs to in the past. If some of us can show that level of compassion, imagine what we could do unifed as a people with a common goal..

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    6. Re:Global Impact by lthown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. That's the first thing I thought when I read the headline. It's sort of like how we don't like the icky nasty river overflowing and messing up our farms that we decided to make right next to the river because the best soil is there due to the ovious fact that the river overflows and deposits nice rich silt there. So we build Dams (Aswan on the nile) or levees (lower Misissippi) and everything is hunky dory until the river delta starts to go away. In the case of New Orleans it caused the city ro sink, the delta to disappear and ultimately removed its only defense (I just read a interesting piece from 2002 about what's going to happen in a few years if it doesn't get fixed - surprise it happened just like they predicted). Anyway, rather than messing up the normal cycle why not get out of nature's way and let it do its thing. That means dealing with the normal flooding , fires, hurricanes, tornados and other disasters. This stuff isn't new folks! Hurricanes aren't a new development that suddenly appeared because of global warming or sunspots or migrating birds. It's a natural process and a way for the atmosphere to expend energy. Oddly enough it reminds me of parents who want their precious little darling to have everything they didn't have when growing up so the kid never learns anything. "do not deny your children the experiences that made you who you are" - spoken by a very wise person.

    7. Re:Global Impact by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We don't even understand global warning 100% yet, now we want to do this?

      Oh, I don't know. I think I understand it pretty well. The sun does it. To prevent hurricanes just put out the sun. This may raise some side issues, but I'm sure that sometime in the future technology will be able to deal with those.

      . . .don't build a city below water level. . .

      On the delta of one of the world's great flooding rivers in the hurricane belt. It's the confluence of the three factors that really causeses the trouble. We're not likely to see similar events in the Netherlands or Death Valley.

      I wrote a post about the similar problems faced by Bangledesh a few years ago. Since the problems faced by that country are largely geographical in origin the world can send them aid year after year for all eternity and nothing will ever change. Of course there the problem is also political. In the old days, when the country was simply a region of India, the peasanst would come down from the hills in the spring, plant their rice, go back up hill when flood season started, and come back to harvest the rice when the floods had receded. Now they've placed an international frontier right where the high ground starts.

      The Big Easy doesn't have that problem. It exists where it exists for perfectly legitimate reasons and will be rebuilt because it has to be, but most of the people in the area aren't there for that reason and the people who are should go uphill when the prevailing conditions make such a wise move.

      Doctor, it hurts my city when the volcano blows up. . .

      There is a simpler, easier, and more cost effective way of dealing with the above than putting out the volcano.

      KFG

    8. Re:Global Impact by vought · · Score: 4, Informative
      And this was just one average sized state. What happens when a Hurricane hits the East Coast with enough force to path it's way north to a major city like D.C. or New York and [b]completely[/b] level it?


      Hurricanes don't work like this; once over land they immediately lose power. A hurricane's power is derived from the warm water over which it forms; once any part of the storm passes over land, it necessarily weakens. Once the entire storm is over land, it begins to fall apart rapidly, even when it makes landfall as an extremely well-defined "hard eyewall" storm like Katrina.

      Katrina was a 140 m.p.h. Category 4 storm at landfall; 18 hours later, it was a tropical storm with sub-74 mp.h. winds. The next day, a loose collection of thunderstorms with little residual cyclonic movement.

    9. Re:Global Impact by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Oh, I don't know. I think I understand it pretty well. The sun does it.



      No, no, no. The atmosphere does it. See the temperature difference between Mercury and Venus. To get rid of hurricanes once and for all, we must strip this planet of any significant atmosphere.

    10. Re:Global Impact by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh please. And when 1000+ Iraqis dies in a stampede, was God warning them? What about at Mecca when thousands used to die in the pilgrimage every year? Was he warning them too? Or when the monsoon is particularly bad and hits Indonesia, drowning 10s of thousands? Or when a tsunami kills hundreds of thousands in south asia?

      Natural disasters hit areas. Sometimes they hit without warning and everybody dies. Sometimes we have warning and the poorest and dumbest tend to die, like happened in New Orleans. Such is life, and the US isn't immune though it is generally more well-prepared and equipped to handle them than other nations.

    11. Re:Global Impact by doctormetal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I would rather concentrate on building technology and common sense (don't build a city below water level - for example)

      You must build strong buildings, not cardboard houses. That's for sure.

      Building a city below sea level should not be a problem if you protect it properly.
      I live in the Netherlands where most part of the country is below sea level.
    12. Re:Global Impact by brainburger · · Score: 1

      Don't worry - it will be fine.

    13. Re:Global Impact by boaworm · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Creator? Hell, everytime we put up a brolly we are interrupting rain the Mother Nature "meant" to drop on our heads...

      You go to Hell! You got to Hell and you die!

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    14. Re:Global Impact by jav1231 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Despite your depressing analysis, things are not getting worse. At least not in the sense you think they are. The only reason the damage is worse is because the population along the coast is getting larger. We're not seeing more storms and more powerful storms and they are not part of some "Earth is dying" or "Global Warming" scenerio. When Andrew hit, for instance, it was in a relatively low year of only about 7 storms. This is all normal and a normal part of nature. Whether we should "do" anything is a matter of ethics and science but not a matter of "things are getting worse."

    15. Re:Global Impact by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Of course God wasn't warning them. That's the whole point. If god is omnibenevolent, why would so many people die such a cruel death. In new orleans, it was mostly the poor. Did they do anything wrong, moreso than the rich who survived?

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    16. Re:Global Impact by Ours · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the global impacts be after living 18 years in the Carabians I know one thing for sure: huracanes are both a disaster and a blessing. Without them the island would be just dried up pieces of dirt in the middle of the sea (well mostly). No water means no proper farming, therefore no food. No water also means less energy (from hydrolic). The dams there actually depend on huracanes bringing water aplenty once in a while to fill them up. Stiring the center of the storm away from cities should save many lives but eliminating them would cause a catastrophy beyond any storm. Anyway, any of those options are still far from our hands.

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    17. Re:Global Impact by Whafro · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not about the entire storm, it's primarily about the eyewall/center of circulation, and there is plenty of water leading to DC (the Chesapeake Bay) or New York (Long Island Sound) that would allow a strong hurricane to maintain a large portion of its strength.

      That said, the water temperatures during much of the hurricane season (very late summer/early autumn) around those cities is in the mid-70s (F, of course), whereas the temperature in the regions where hurricanes form and strengthen, including that of the Gulf, are in the mid to high 80s and above.

      Hurricanes do make it to cities like that-- if I remember correctly, Hurricane Hazel brought 100 mph winds to Philadelphia and caused a substantial bit of distruction there in 1954. The same year, Carol incited sustained winds of between 80-100mph across most of Connecticut after landing in Rhode Island. Nonetheless, these are much less common events than in those areas where the water is warmer, especially the Gulf Coast.

    18. Re:Global Impact by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      don't build a city below water level

      Yes, but with water levels rising many of the biggest and most important cities in the world will be above future sea levels.

    19. Re:Global Impact by viking099 · · Score: 3, Informative

      New Orleans wasn't under sea level when it was founded. The reason it is sinking is that the Mississippi River can't flood and redeposit silt any more.

      The Mississippi River delta was always sinking, because it's all going out into the Gulf of Mexico. The regular floods would simply replace on top what is being taken from the bottom.

      With those levies in place, though, the river can't flood, and the delta is now shrinking (I believe it's receded over 30 miles since the levies were installed.

      But it would be good advice to not build a city on silt, but it's not like they knew that back when New Orleans was founded.

    20. Re:Global Impact by jcr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We have to try something.

      It's called evacuation. It works well, for those people who comply.

      Weather control is a pipe dream for people who can't grasp the sheer scale of the atmosphere.

      -jcr

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    21. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Right then, another guy who thinks that Katrina was their god's punishment for debauchery in New Orleans. Just remember, the French Quarter is still there, so your god has shitty aim.

    22. Re:Global Impact by jcr · · Score: 1

      Nah, let's just kill all those damn butterflies.

      -jcr

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    23. Re:Global Impact by SurgeryByNumbers · · Score: 1

      I suppose a big crowd of poor people went and kicked the levy apart, too.

      People living below the poverty line can be wiped out by any significant event, most of which are beyond any bit of control. Flood, drought, earthquake, change in gas or grain prices, etc. When dealing with an issue is beyond a individual person's means to cope, should we just say "screw 'em"?

      Then it becomes a matter of the most efficient ways, and minimizing impact. That's where thinking big can come into play, when society pools resources to preserve itself as a whole.

    24. Re:Global Impact by nwbvt · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Are you trying to imply Washington and New York are nowhere near the ocean? Because my map says differently.

      I remember back in 2003 when I believe it was Isabel hit, my family in the DC metro got hit harder than I did in North Carolina due to the flooding. And New York gets hit every once in a while as well. No, they are not hit as often as areas in the southeast, but they are vulnerable.

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    25. Re:Global Impact by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      It's called evacuation. It works well, for those people who comply."

      ...except for the whole losing your home and all of your possesions part.

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    26. Re:Global Impact by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      yes, and since there are literally thousands upon thousands of hurricanes in the Netherlands every year, you all have a great knowledge-base for NOLA to draw from... ?

    27. Re:Global Impact by jcr · · Score: 1

      That depends on how early you evacuate.

      -jcr

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    28. Re:Global Impact by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      PS: My prayers still go out to all victims of natural disasters - I can't imagine being in that situation. May God bless you all!
      So God destroyed a whole city and then you want the same guy to bless those people? That's like asking a murderer to send his condolences to his victim's family. IMO that's a case of the Stockholm syndrome.
    29. Re:Global Impact by Spackler · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you just build houses that are actually nuclear subs, you could solve both of his problems, and any other side disputes. Once it floods out, they are ready to plow the oceans for the next one. It would be a self limiting system, becuase once you had enough floating, the others on land would be safe. Of course, the cost of housing may rise slightly, but saftey costs these days.

    30. Re:Global Impact by saider · · Score: 1

      We need to seriously dump some national budget and tax money not only into recovery from such events, but also into research into either much better warning systems or as the article says: preventing them. There has to be a way to physically stop this things

      Houses can be built to withstand hurricanes. They cost a more money, but they can be built. The reason there is so much destruction is that people _do_not_ build for hurricanes. They think it will never happen to them, so they decide to save some money and build a substandard building.

      As far as flooding goes, people choose to build in low lying areas. Mabye it is close to a sceneic beach. Perhaps their whole region is low. But everyone gets a survey of their land when they buy a building so they have the information available to take the appropriate steps.

      I'm suprised that people are calling for the "controlling" of a hurricane, when we couldn't even control some flooding. If we can't build a reliable levee system, how are we supposed to design a weather control system?

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    31. Re:Global Impact by killproc · · Score: 1


      Hurricanes don't work like this; once over land they immediately lose power.

      Generally speaking, this is true.

      However in Katrina's case, the storm was still a Category 1 hurricane when it hit Jackson, MS. with sustained winds of 80 mph+ and gusts up to 110-120 mph. Jackson is 173 miles inland. I would hardly call that immediately losing power.

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    32. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And what do you say to the poor lower class that don't own cars and can't evacuate?

      Suppose you provide some government assisted way to evacuating them, how do you prevent them from all becoming panhandlers attempting to feed their starving children, when their homes are leveled, and they couldn't afford insurance.

      To paraphrase Bill Maher, they can't simply jump in their Land Rover and put a few cases of Poland Spring Water from the garage in the back and drive to their summer home.

    33. Re:Global Impact by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you build your houses. If you build them out of match wood they will blow down when a strong wind comes. The teach this a nursery level (hint The Three Little Pigs). If on the otherhand you design them to withstand 200mph winds use materials like reinforced concrete in the construction, have roofs without gable ends, put your power and other cables under ground etc. then the impact of any storm is going to be largely mitigated.

    34. Re:Global Impact by tjstork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why does God have to be nice?

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    35. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (don't build a city below water level - for example).

      And don't "re"build a city below water. Yeah this will get modded troll, but it has to be said. I have all the sympathy in the world for the victims of the flooding, but this was bound to happen sooner or later. Maybe it's not a good idea to stay in such a dangerous area.

    36. Re:Global Impact by onepoint · · Score: 1

      It's amazing that we don't think along these lines of controlling what we can control. IE: the places where we stay and the ability to build structures that could reduce the amount of damage.

      Hurricanes are the cooling system of the Atlantic, they help reduce the water temp. every time that the water is too hot, they come in and cool off everything. I am only speaking based on observation from fishing and I think I read it somewhere.

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    37. Re:Global Impact by junklight · · Score: 1

      don't worry you sue the people controlling the hurricane - along with all the places it DID run over because they weren't important or rich enough to have the hurricane deflected.

    38. Re:Global Impact by div_2n · · Score: 1

      put your power and other cables under ground etc.

      Except when entire neighborhoods are under water and underground conduits fill will it.

    39. Re:Global Impact by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

      Now imagine being able to controll weather and create rain where it doesnt rain?
      No more dry seasons,, crops always good,,food for everyone.
      But of course this weather system would not be in the hand of the u.s. since they would sell to the richest country and thus rule the earth (yikes)

      Linus torvald should have it so it's free for everyone.

    40. Re:Global Impact by jcr · · Score: 1

      And what do you say to the poor lower class that don't own cars and can't evacuate?

      Sorry, I don't understand your question. The problem of poverty is orthogonal to whether it's more feasible to evacuate or try to control the weather.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    41. Re:Global Impact by rising_hope · · Score: 1

      DC is certainly not too far north that a Hurricane reaching it is impossible. Hurricanes somewhat regularly hit the carolinas. One the massive size of Katrina would easily be large enough to cause severe damage to cities as far away as DC, should such a storm make landfall in, say, Newport News, Virginia. With only 180 miles between them, and Katrinas huricane force gales stretching out 100 miles in either direction, tropical storm force winds some 250 miles away, the effect could be profound. Keep in mind the massive impact that Katrina had. First hitting Florida, then taking out half of Louisiana, 70-80% of the entire state of Mississipi, and still massive damage to Alabama. Then, the tornado fallout hit cities as far away as Atlanta, Georgia. Certainly, the likelyhood seems small. But, it's certainly within the realm of possibility. Especially if these global warming/hurricane impact predictions are true.

    42. Re:Global Impact by dukeblue219 · · Score: 1

      They are near the ocean, sure, but still aren't vulnerable like a southern city. Storms that hit from North Carolina and farther north are usually moving along the coast and hit at an angle. While this actually sounds like the storm would maintain its strength and devastate the entire coast, the opposite is true. The same forces that pull storms to the north cause a pretty good amount of shear that weaken the storm or simply won't allow it past a certain strength. Furthermore, the cold waters of the North Atlantic also dampen any storm's strength near DC or NY.

      Flooding is still a concern due to rainfall in these cities, but any city within a few hundred miles of the coast is vulnerable from that. Fortunately these cities are above sea level and will drain eventually. Any loss of life would be tragic, but nothing like Katrina.

      These cities have been hit before and will be hit again, so we should have plans in place to evacuate them of course. What I'm saying is that Katrina is a once in a lifetime event that could only happen in the Gulf of Mexico where waters were exceptionally warm and atmospheric conditions perfect a couple weeks ago. In my mind there is no reason whatsoever to fear that a massive Cat 5 could do this amount of destruction anywhere but the Gulf Coast, Florida, and maybe the Georgia/SC area of the SE Coast.

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    43. Re:Global Impact by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      'Cause Baptists can't handle the truth?

      Adding a little rational thought to the religious aspect...always a bad idea...the concept of an omnibenevolent deity rests on the idea that humans are the only important thing in the world.

      Observational data would suggest that the world does not find this to be the case. Assuming the world bows to the will of god (which is a given, vis a vis Omnipotence) this would seem to suggest that either we are not the most important thing in the world, or god is not omnibenevolent.

      Natural disasters and other such "Acts of God" definitely add a new dimension to the traditional problem of evil. Can't really blame that one on free will.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    44. Re:Global Impact by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      I would hardly call that immediately losing power.
      I would hardly call that losing all its power.
      --
      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
    45. Re:Global Impact by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Looks like I didn't fully explain premise 1:

      God's omnibenevolence rests on humanities paramount importance, because if the good of other things weighed as highly as our personal good, god would not be omnibenevolent from our perspective.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    46. Re:Global Impact by wilcoxon · · Score: 1

      That was my immediate thought upon reading the article. We have no grasp of how the global weather patterns work - heck, we don't even really understand how local weather patterns work (we see the effects and can predict based on past behaviors). Until we have a good understanding of the "purpose" of hurricanes on a global weather level (and the likely effects of changing it), we shouldn't even consider mucking with it.

    47. Re:Global Impact by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      I don't know how far you can get in a couple of days on foot, but this thing was reported to be 175 miles across. The chances of still being on foot (with no shelter at all) when it hits were fairly high. I think we can say not all of these people were being stupid. It might have just been the least worst option they had available.

      And as far as hitchhiking is concerned. I'm not african-american, but if they generally have trouble getting cabs to stop for them in cities, I'm going to guess it is even harder for them to get people to pick them up hitchhiking.

      --

      "Contrarily the lookaside buffer might not be the panacea... "
    48. Re:Global Impact by steevc · · Score: 0
      Are we not trying to control something which is not ment to be controled?

      Meant by whom? A hurricane is the result of a set of conditions, not as an intentional act. Some people (and insurance companies) would consider this an 'act of god'.

      If we do act to stop/prevent hurricanes it will have consequences, but I don't know if those will be good or bad.

      I blame the butterflies.

      My sympathies are with those who are suffering there and anywhere else in the world.

    49. Re:Global Impact by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...except for the whole losing your home and all of your possesions part.

      Not if you happen to be the proud owner of the world's largest ziploc bag.

      And the guys at work said I was nuts. Who's laughing now?!?!

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    50. Re:Global Impact by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Years ago I watched, on Discovery or some such channel, a show about hurricanes, tornados, volcanos and such. Each of these events performs a specific process. Volcanic eruptions reduce the pressure build-up in the Earth's core. Hurricanes and Tornados serve to reduce the heat and weather pressure buildup.

      Toying with these destructive forces without allowing for an alternate release zone would be catastrophic. Yes we may be able to, one day, prevent these things, but we need to divert them. Imagine if we could control volcano's from erupting. What would happen if the Earth had no escape valves for all of that pressure....POP goes the weasal.

      --

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    51. Re:Global Impact by Peldor · · Score: 1
      I would rather concentrate on building technology and common sense (don't build a city below water level - for example).

      Or just the opposite, build a city below sea level...100 feet below sea level. Hurricanes don't do nearly so much damage beneath the waves. That'd be some real innovation in building technology.

      /cue Disney crab/Under the sea, under the sea, something something something...

    52. Re:Global Impact by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Why does God have to be nice?

      Well that's the point - he doesn't. But nonetheless, millions (if not billions) of people believe he is both nice, and capable of intervening.

    53. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, 20 miles inland is certainly better protected than New Orleans. Probably with better shelter too.

      I think those of a certain skin color would be more willing to pick up hitchhikers of that same skin color, whether that color is white, black, yellow, tan. So I really don't buy that as an excuse.

    54. Re:Global Impact by RevengeOfPoopJuggler · · Score: 0

      That's right. If we would just stop building shit on the coastlines of hurricane zones you immediately remove any threat from hurricanes. Of course to do that you would have to remove the stupidity inherent in humans which is probably just as hard as controlling hurricanes...

    55. Re:Global Impact by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      But at some point you have to decide whether paying them off so they don't riot is more costly than just letting them die.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    56. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      'Cause Baptists can't handle the truth?


      I was born Baptist and have no clue what you are talking about. Sounds like an atheistic mumble jumble of misinformation.

      the concept of an omnibenevolent deity rests on the idea that humans are the only important thing in the world.

      The bible clearly states this is not the case.

      The rest making statements about omnibenevolent all stems from the liberal/tree-hugger views of God wanting us to hug puppies, trees, and angels are cute little dimple faced girls with wings. It has never been that way. Angels were fearsome to behold, there are multiple stories of pain and suffering, and life is a test that all comes down to one thing. Faith.

    57. Re:Global Impact by Yazeran · · Score: 1

      Besides you can not really do something to prevent hurricanes as they are 'fueled' by hot ocean water and you really can not do anything about some 50000 square kms of ocean which happens to be above some 28C (AFAIRC) a few months each year..

      Yours Yazeran

      Plan: To go to Mars one day with a hammer.

    58. Re:Global Impact by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Oddly enough it reminds me of parents who want their precious little darling to have everything they didn't have when growing up so the kid never learns anything. "do not deny your children the experiences that made you who you are" - spoken by a very wise person."

      Oddly enough, I don't think that is very correct. I understand the sentiment but there are plenty of bad parents out there and telling them to give them the experiences who "made them who they are" when they wasted half their life being brainwashes (religion) or not being parented (parental absenteeism due to work), are two experiences I would have rather done without as a kid.

      Good parents try to teach their children to draw strength from themselves and not the world to weather lifes storms and let them make some mistakes but prevent them from making other others (i.e. lending significant amounts of money to deadbeat friends, etc). IMHO if you want better parents you have to take the lessions learned from other 'failed' parents and teach them in courses in school, because parenting goes away beyond a witty quote and a oneline "if you spoil your child this will happen" stereotype.

    59. Re:Global Impact by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "May God bless you all!"

      Isn't god the one that made the hurricane? Seems like god has other ideas for those people.

    60. Re:Global Impact by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      if I'm hauling ass? probably 50 miles a day. That gives me 5 hours on the storm inland which means it would be significantly weaker. Anyways, the danger is not the storm or the wind. It is the storm surge. So just being 30 miles inland is an amazing improvement, with or without shelter. Remember, all these problems were caused by massive flooding of the city, not wind damage.

      The people who rode it out are just like people I know down here in florida who ride it out. Frankly, they have most likely been through much worse(at least it seems so, a lot of these people went through andrew) so they should be able to take this. Hell, I've been through so many now I might not have left(though I"m not familiar with New Orleans, there are places in Florida where I wouldn't stay and others I would).

      Frankly, staying in the city so close to the shore was just a dumb idea in hindsight. But if the leevees hadn't broken, most everyone would have been fine. I think people are creditting the story for more damage that it caused on its own, bad construction played a role as well.

    61. Re:Global Impact by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Oh stop being a jackass. What you said in your original post, "evacuation works well, for those who comply" was clearly meant as a jab at the people who did not or could not evacuate.

      Weather control might be a stupid idea, but your comment was completely insensitive and uncalled for.

    62. Re:Global Impact by ryanov · · Score: 1

      That was what I was thinking. What are the odds that changing water temperatures wouldn't have some other catastrophic effect. Remember what happened in Day After Tomorrow? It was just a movie, but there was some scientific basis for that.

    63. Re:Global Impact by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      not the poster, but he could easily be referring to the loads of people who still wont' leave their homes even now when the national guard will provide free transportation.

      it could go both ways, is all I"m saying.

    64. Re:Global Impact by ryanov · · Score: 1

      It's not true, however. Michael Moore did a spot about it on TV Nation. Black drivers wouldn't pick up the black guy either, even though he was an actor or something like that and the white guy was a convicted felon. I've heard that other places too -- there's a lot of discrimination against black people BY black people (police, etc.)

    65. Re:Global Impact by EvanED · · Score: 1

      There are "literally thousands upon thousands of hurricanes" anywhere on earth yearly?

      Seems to me that the Atlantic hurricans almost never run out of letters, which bounds the number at 26. Double that to account for Pacific hurricanes and you're about 50. I don't know how the Pacific hurricanes are named, so we'll assume they are named just strike the US. So let's say double the number again for Pacific hurricanes that reach Asia. You're still only at 100. Let's say that still we've only counted those in the Northern Hemisphere, so double again to 200. And I think that is a severely high estimate.

      So where's this "thousands"?

      NOLA only gets hit with a couple hurricanes a year. Even most of the Atlantic hurricanes die before they make landfall, head upthe US East Coast, or turn down toward Central America.

    66. Re:Global Impact by c0n0 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. I live just south of miami, and most of my neighbours rode out hurricane Andrew. I still can't believe all houses STILL use wood on their roofs. I can't believe everybody keeps building cheapo houses. Currently, a wind of over 35MPH is enough to knock down electricity in most places. Not to mention that it serves as an excuse for FPL to make the prices go up.

    67. Re:Global Impact by ryanov · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's not true, however. Michael Moore did a spot about it on TV Nation. Black drivers wouldn't pick up the black guy either, even though he was an actor or something like that and the white guy was a convicted felon. I've heard that other places too -- there's a lot of discrimination against black people BY black people (police, etc.). IT's societal.

      Stop watching FOX news. ;)

    68. Re:Global Impact by bhiestand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're entirely correct, just so you know.

      Here in Japan, we're regularly hit by super typhoons (which begin at levels just weaker than a category 5 hurricane). Some storms have hit with winds over 180mph! Yet there is rarely serious damage from these typhoons, because the buildings are all built for this. And it seems that all of the cities are above sea level. This is largely regarded as a Good Idea (TM) when building cities in island nations or close to the coast, especially in areas susceptible to large cyclonic storms.

      Just common knowledge, though, nothing New Orleans should be considering while they're pondering rebuilding and the cheapest way to do it...

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    69. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Stop watchin Michael Moore. He's an idiot with a camera.

    70. Re:Global Impact by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I live around Baptists every day, mind you, crazy southern baptists. If you're a more sedate/normal northern baptist, this doesn't apply so much.

      You're full of it with regards to the bible however:

      And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
      Genesis 1:26

      I can imagine you are a Baptist, because A) You seem to believe the bible=the old testament and B) You don't even know crap about the old testament.

      You just got schooled in the bible by an agnostic. How does that make you feel?

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    71. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...was God warning them?
      Yes! I was. All of you are wrong about the nature of God! Worship me once again or I will continue to assult your non-believing communities from my sea!

      -- Poseidon

      P.S. My buddy Zeus is a little pissed himself.

    72. Re:Global Impact by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      " Despite your depressing analysis, things are not getting worse"

      Whether the other poster was correct or not your anaylsis that things are not getting worse is incorrect. I think if nothing else the size of the Yearly Ozone hole over tha Antarctic is one of the solid pieces of evidence that that is true.

      Some links to back up the connection of Hurricane and global warming (not making judgement of who is politically responible for the situation but if we don't act soon politialy/globally ,Kyoto is a start, we will find that we have to move to high ground everwhere.

      http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/hrd_sub/dynamics.html

      http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=181#more-18 1

    73. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Evacuation doesn't work in a populous where over half the people don't own cars... They can't load up their Ford fsck-you-mobile with sparkling water, $100 in gas, and check into a $100.00/day hotel.

      Also, the airlines refused to fly empty planes down to the gulf, to evacuate people that had flights out of the area, stranding thousands that had no support structure at all (friends, family) to turn to. Hotels kicked them out ...

      Evacuate? Sure, just need someone with a pair between their legs to federalize the airlines and force them to take the tourists out and someone local with a brain to roll all the school busses out filled with all the people that don't own cars.

      You're right.

      Easy.

    74. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what do you say to the poor lower class that don't own cars and can't evacuate?

      I say; Hoof it! We are most fortunate that our present weather prediction capabilities provide a reasonably accurate hurricane track 48 to 72 hours before impact. That means that those "poor lower class" people have up to three days to find some mode of transport even if that means walking. Or are they too poor to drive and too proud to walk?

      I'm damn sure they would be able to find transportation if it was to pickup a wellfare check or if Air Jordans were on sale at Foot Locker!

    75. Re:Global Impact by famebait · · Score: 1

      Are we not trying to control something which is not ment to be controled

      Meant? By whom? Meaning and intent are aspects of the mind, and cannot exist without a sentient backer.

      If you mean God, we already do thousands of things every day that challenge what we seem to be "meant" to do, judging from our construction.

      --
      sudo ergo sum
    76. Re:Global Impact by ghukov · · Score: 0

      hey... I live in Newport News. Isabel was pretty effin devastating for a CAT 1 by the time it got here. I rode it out, thought it was fine. Then once it cleared up I went out to see what happened. Thousands of trees were down, power was out in my neighborhood for like 2 weeks. If we were to get a CAT 4 storm here, I won't be around to see it. Hell, the same year as Isabel, a tropical storm rolled through Richmond, VA from NC, flooded an area known as "The Bottom" in like 7-10 feet of water, killing several people. I would have never thought a tropical storm could do that (maintain power over all that distance).

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    77. Re:Global Impact by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      and why exactly would that affect properly installed underground cables with resin encapsulated joints?

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    78. Re:Global Impact by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      And you know how much about the weather in areas like the Netherlands, Belgium, and Denmark? Most of the damage in New Orleans came from the storm surge toping the levees and then having the levees breach. Most of the deaths were from drowning, not wind. You might want to check about storm surge and tidal bore in the North Sea before you comment about whether the people of the Netherlands have anything to bring to the table about planning for rebuilding New Orleans. Oh yeah, since New Orleans was on the west side of the eye wall, the winds were coming out of the north/northeast. They got storm surge from the ocean, but even worse from Lake Ponchartrain due to the water level rising with the low preassure, and the wind driving it at New Orleans.

    79. Re:Global Impact by ghukov · · Score: 0

      what about the 30 elderly people in the nursing home, that were abandoned in their beds as the floodwaters rose, drowning them.

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      ...because Plutonians are teh suck
    80. Re:Global Impact by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      it's called sarcasm - look it up.

      The point is that NOLA is on a shifting delta of a large river, which washes the city southward, and frequently gets hit by hurricane activity, washing it northward.

      Regardless whether the cities in the netherlands are below sea level without having problems, I highly doubt a single one of them would survive a cat5 hurricane. Simply being "below sealevel" is only part of the issue. There's that whole river delta thing, the hurricanes...those do factor in somewhat.

    81. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you believe that George Bush hates black people too right?

    82. Re:Global Impact by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In the Bible, God gave Adam and Eve the choice of being forever in the garden or eating the fruit. He told them not to, but allowed them to.

      Have you ever considered that God also allows you to be an agnostic if you want to be one?

    83. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 20 years we should have this same discussion about how hard hurricanes will hit the Colorado, and Virginia islands.

    84. Re:Global Impact by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      How about we just learn to truly control the enviroment rather than pretending to do so?

    85. Re:Global Impact by codguy · · Score: 1


      Along the East Coast, most major cities are, in fact, on or very close to the ocean. Washington, D.C., NYC, Boston, etc. are all coastal.

      Even though a hurricane quickly loses intensity over land, there are many factors at play. For example, Katrina was an absolute behemoth, and hurricane force winds extended something like 150-200 miles inland just because the storm was so large.

    86. Re:Global Impact by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      I fail to see omnibenevolence at work when I look at the effects of Katrina, or the stampede in Iraq, or the Tsunami, or the really bad earthquake that will eventually strike SoCal or NoCal...

      I see the belief in an omnibenevolent deity as wishful thinking... "there must be some good in this that we just don't understand..."

    87. Re:Global Impact by tau-lepton · · Score: 1

      Well that's mighty christian/buddist/hindu/islamic of you. Read a freaking history book, everyone knew that the poor would be impacted. And that everyone would pay. $10 bn ahead of time would have saved us $200-$300bn after. Unless you're procreating like mad, the poor of the earth are doing a much more effective job of passing along their genetic material than the wealthy (excluding a group in Utah).

    88. Re:Global Impact by 21chrisp · · Score: 1

      How do you figure that things aren't getting worse? We may or may not be heading toward some eminent ecological catastrophe, but it seems fairly obvious that things are getting (at least a little) worse. Both the frequency and severity (as in strength) of hurricanes has risen over the past century. Previous hurricane seasons have been much more active than usual and this year will almost definitely be the worst one on record. How is that not getting worse? Whether the cause be global warming or an increase in the Sun's acitivity, or something else, something is causing the situation to worsen. It seems painfully obvious.

    89. Re:Global Impact by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      And as far as hitchhiking is concerned. I'm not african-american, but if they generally have trouble getting cabs to stop for them in cities, I'm going to guess it is even harder for them to get people to pick them up hitchhiking.

      There were a couple of church groups down in NO that were offering rides to anyone who showed up at their church looking for a ride. Not sure how well publicized it was, though.

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    90. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The army corps of engineers have been asking for funding for 10+ years to fix/build a better levee system for the area...

    91. Re:Global Impact by ryanov · · Score: 0, Troll

      And you're an elitist with a computer.

    92. Re:Global Impact by vimbuza · · Score: 1

      If you put out the volcanos, I wont be able to get my volcano tax.

    93. Re:Global Impact by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      Of course a person might be able to make it to higher ground and find decent shelter and be much better off than in the low lands. However, if they didn't find shelter those are still some seriously high winds and you could easily be killed by flying debris. I don't believe 30 miles would have reduced the wind enough to make you safe without shelter.

      But perhaps the more important point is these folks had to reason this out, before they tried. And they had reason to believe the downside of evacuating on foot could be fatal. So, maybe it seems like a dumb idea in hindsight, but their options didn't look too attractive either way, if you put yourself in their shoes. I mean if you really knew what was going to happen, you would steal a car to get away and throw yourself on the mercy of the court if you got caught. It's better than drowning. But not knowing that ahead of time, I don't think the people who had no transportation were complete fools for staying. The ones who had transportation, well they make a huge mistake.

      And seriously, good for you if you can cover that much ground in two days. I'm not being sarcastic there, I mean it because I know I couldn't do it myself. And I imagine there are a bunch of folks that couldn't do that much either.
      You might be right about the non-flooding damage in New Orleans. But I think some parts of Mississippi were totally flattened. So, heading out on foot might have been really dangerous where the eye of the storm actually struck.

      --

      "Contrarily the lookaside buffer might not be the panacea... "
    94. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where should they walk to?

      Katrna's damage extended North past Hatisburg... and as far east as Pensacola.. Walk farther than that?

      I'd like to see you walk even 5 miles... Hell I'd pay to see you walk 1 mile.

      You're obviously clueless.

    95. Re:Global Impact by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      or New York (Long Island Sound)

      Maybe I'm crazy, but wouldn't it be far more likely for a hurricane to approach from the Atlantic to the sotuh, rather than squeezing itself down the Sound?

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    96. Re:Global Impact by Kombat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seems to me that the Atlantic hurricans almost never run out of letters, which bounds the number at 26.

      Actually, it's bounded at 21. Q, U, X, Y, and Z aren't used. And you're right, they've never yet run out of letters, although this year, it appears that that's exactly what will happen. They're already up to 'O', and hurricane season doesn't end until November 30th. Apparently, if they exhaust the alphabet, they start using Greek letters to name the hurricanes. Could be an interesting and historical year.

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    97. Re:Global Impact by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      But it would be good advice to not build a city on silt, but it's not like they knew that back when New Orleans was founded.

      They did know it. They just viewed it as an SEP and ignored it.

      Engineering isn't a new science. Earlier societies such as the Egyptians understood quite well what happens to locations near a mighty force such as a river.

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      This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
    98. Re:Global Impact by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Statistically speaking, we're only in a cyclical increase in storms. But data over the long haul shows we're not in a progressive change. I realize that the "global warming" data is attractive and it's easy to use it as a tool for explaining hurricanes but the data is just not there. Again, Andrew was one of our most expensive storms and it hit in a relatively quite hurricane season. Scientifically speaking we are just not seeing a "everything is getting worse" scenerio. What we ARE seeing is increased coverage, more population areas being hit, and the advent of instant information. Nothing more, nothing less.

    99. Re:Global Impact by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      I'm in Jackson, MS. It was definitely pretty bad here. I'm not sure if we got any 120 mph gusts, but I certainly wouldn't have cared to be any further south. The eye retained its structure about as far north as McComb or maybe Brookhaven (around 100 miles south of Jackson). And there was significant damage at least as far north as Starkville, MS (100 miles northeast of Jackson) --- trees down, power outages, that sort of thing. In fact, the majority of the entire state of Mississippi lost power for at least a few hours, the only exception being to the northwest, around Memphis.

      When you have a storm with 140 MPH winds, it's going to take it a while to spin down even after being cut off from its power source.

    100. Re:Global Impact by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      There is a Hell in Michigan too.

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      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    101. Re:Global Impact by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, the first link says nothing about hurricanes becoming more frequent or more powerful. The second link has some data that is highly supsect. Hurricane experts seem to thing an increased El Nino effect would inhibit Gulf hurricanes yet this site seems to explain how that they would increase them. So I take this site with a grain of salt. As for the Ozone, I'm not sure what correlation that has on hurricane formation.
      I do know that hurricane experts seem to think that any global warming will have only a marginal effect on hurricane strength, at least in the short term, because water temperature is only a part of what cranks up a hurricane. That, coupled with the fact that we're not seeing intensity changes of any magnitude with Pacific or far eastern typhoons leads them to believe this is largely inconsequential (though I would throw in a 'for now' as obviously if we were talking 10-20 degree temp changes we'd be looking at a whole host of issues). The simple fact is, to think that a couple of degrees in temperature is going to give us a multitude of super storms is scientifically false and patently assinine. To jump on this bandwagon is to ignore the accumulated data at hand and simply to go along with the crowd. Is this what "science" has become?

    102. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      The problem was that the City, County, State, and Federal officials that refused to take this storm seriously.

      Had the governor ordered evacuations the day after the hurricane hit, many lives would have been saved. I also don't understand why the mayor of New Orleans didn't allow the 2000+ school busses in the city to be used to evacuate those people without transportation.

      I remember seeing Governor Kathleen Blanco on the news that day after the huricane hit, and the news anchor repeatedly asked if she would order the evacuation of New Orleans. She basicly said that she didn't see that it would be neccessary to evacuate at that time.

      As for FEMA, that idiot Michael Brown needs to be send to one of the evacuation centers to live until the last person displaced is home

    103. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is all normal and a normal part of nature.

      Another normal part of nature is that hurricane strength is directly linked to the temperature of the ocean beneath it.

      However there are many things about nature which are normal but, from the perspective of a human, not good.

    104. Re:Global Impact by Whafro · · Score: 1

      Nope, you're not crazy. I should have said raritan bay, or whatever that body of water to the south of new york is... the LIS was just first on my mind.

      However, as we saw these last weeks, you don't need the eyewall to pass over the city for it to inflict serious damage.

      That and Ophelia right now is showing that hurricanes can indeed move in any direction, given the proper [lack of] steering currents and winds.

    105. Re:Global Impact by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Are we not trying to control something which is not ment to be controled?

      Humans weren't meant to control Bacteria with anti-biotics or create anti-viral vaccines.

      Or find methods to generate electricity and how to fly... But we do it because it makes life more livable. Technology is responsible for 99% of what makes life today.

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    106. Re:Global Impact by downhole · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've met some convicted felons that I'd much rather have around me then most of the actors I've read about.

      Of course, there's other convicted felons I wouldn't want to be within a mile of without being part of a heavily armed group, but that's beside the point.

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    107. Re:Global Impact by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If God is not nice, he does not deserve worship.

    108. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think I can out run/bike a 10mph (groundspeed) hurricane...lol. I've been in hurricanes...they move fucking slow (takes days to pass over, and a week or more to get to you -- typically)

      Uh in NEW ORLEANS I don't think it's too hard to catch a cab for a black person...considering 90% of the place is black (including *GASP* cab drivers)...

    109. Re:Global Impact by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Uhhhhhh, what's your point? We're not talking about free will here, we're talking about religious people who don't understand the bible, yet still quote tiny little pieces in order to make their shallow points.

      And in point of fact, God never spoke to Eve. Adam told Eve not to eat the fruit, and she, like any other woman, said, "Who the hell made you the boss of me?" And ate the fruit. Then Adam, like a dumbass, said, "Oh well, she did it, I might as well do it to."

      God said the whole fruit thing in 2:17, but he didn't create Eve until 2:22

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    110. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want a happy God or an vengful God?

    111. Re:Global Impact by jim_redwagon · · Score: 1

      Not if you happen to be the proud owner of the world's largest ziploc bag.

      or one of these.

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    112. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ... the US isn't immune though it is
      > generally more well-prepared and equipped to
      > handle them than other nations.

      You mean "...than a few 3rd world nations like Bangladesh, Malawi, and Pitkaern Island"

    113. Re:Global Impact by E++99 · · Score: 1

      And what do you say to the poor lower class that don't own cars and can't evacuate?

      I think this is a non-existant problem, at least in most cities, which was made up by those trying to score political points. The thousands of people who stayed in N.O. were not staying because of the lack of a car. In a city without extensive public transportation there is no shortage of cars. Look at all the thousands of cars you can see now stuck in the mud in the pictures from N.O. which a few days ago you could see in pictures floating in water, and which a few days before that you could see parked end-to-end along the streets. Are those all the extra cars left behind by the super-rich? Uh, I don't think so.

      On the other hand, evacuating a city that has extensive public transportation, like N.Y. or D.C. could become a serious problem if the transit system becomes disabled.

    114. Re:Global Impact by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      In the Bible, God gave Adam and Eve the choice of being forever in the garden or eating the fruit. He told them not to, but allowed them to. Have you ever considered that God also allows you to be an agnostic if you want to be one?

      I've considered it, but I really have a hard time making up my mind one way or the other.

    115. Re:Global Impact by Flashbck · · Score: 1

      I would rather concentrate on ... common sense (don't build a city below water level - for example).

      I'm sorry but this is the most ridiculous argument I hear from people and shows how little informed people are. New Orleans, my home, was originally built in the bend of the river for a reason...that section is above sea level. But this isn't the problem that I have with your argument. You claim that common sense would suggest against building a city there. By your argument, San Francisco is a bad location because it is on a tectonic plate fault line. All of Maine is foolish because of the incredibly harsh winters. Middle America is foolish because of the high probability of tornadoes. Any city in the desert is stupid because there is no water. New Orleans was built for a reason. The Port of New Orleans is the largest port in the United States by tonnage and the fifth-largest in the world.

    116. Re:Global Impact by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      My point exactly.

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    117. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it must be nice for you to live in a world where you "can't imagine" why people build cheap things. Have you looked at national salary/poverty statistics? Please do so, and quit thinking just because you and your friends can afford something that it's even a remote possibility for others.

    118. Re:Global Impact by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Pacific hurricanes would be Typhoons ... with the exception being the US tradition of referring to eastern pacific storms as hurricanes which are rare because the eastern pacific doesn't have the warm water currents to feed storm systems.

    119. Re:Global Impact by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      The concensous among scientists is that global warming is occuring and that man-made sources of CO2 and other greenhouse gases is causing this warming.

      I think we can all agree that global warming is occuring. The current theories I have heard mention an average increase in global water temperature of only 2-3 degrees as enough to melt the Ice caps. That alone is a more immediate danger, as the cold areas are part of the weather systems dynamic. I suspect that we would see a more dramatic effect from that than hurricanes increasing. But our weather models are crude at this point, and we can't even predict the track they are going to take. I think that even with more complete data we probably wouldn't have the computing power or good enough models still.

      When fooling would the entire weather system I would think we would err on the side of conservatism.

    120. Re:Global Impact by patomuerto · · Score: 1

      I agree with you in the spirit of your comments but in your conclusion you do exactly what you are complaining about.

      Tropical events (Hurricanes, cyclones, tropical depressions, etc) have occured throughtout human history but we only have a very small data set that we would call accurate. Most (I say most but what I mean is the scientists who dont jump to conclusions) climate scientist would say that looking only at the number of Atlantic/Gulf storms gives us an only slightly increase in the storm instensity/occurance. They only work with the data they have which they admit is not the data they want. They are often hard pressed to give good error bars. They would love to get and use more data but to do that they need to go to 2nd order sources that are either interpreted or somewhate unreliable (they tend not touse those). So when they come to a conclusion they give caviates. Caviates for the tropical storm increase activities include: the population is more exposed to storms; the data is inclomplete; it is only a statistical result, etc.

      Yet you claim it is a simple fact that it is not true.

      It is not a simple problem with a simple fact. The problem is most people dont want vague results. The media does not report "everything is fine". So we get doomsday reports, responses to doomsday reports, and a cloudy and confusing subject.

      I think you have done the same in your comment. To a climate scientist hurricanes are only part of the data. Pacific typhoons have not increased but drought has.

      If you couple drought data with sea surface temperature data with teleconnections data and outgoing longwave radiation data and so on it becomes more likely that there is more eneregy in oceans than there has been in the past. One possible result is increase in tropical storm activity. This is not ignoring accumulated data. This is giving a "what does this mean to the average joe" descrition. More often then not the media and politicians are the ones who state it as a simple fact.

      There are hundreds of extreme whether event websites and teleconnections data that do describe an increase in atmospheric dynamis and extreme events. The scientist who collect, analyse and use this data will predict some possible outcomes but if they are a good scientist they will also give the error bars of their predictions.

      for the record I think we will only see a slight increase in tropical events. The big changes are going to be rain/snow pattern changes.

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    121. Re:Global Impact by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      there must be some god in this that we just don't understand

      You mis-spelled god....

      Of course that is the reason for the existance of any religion: "we just don't understand"

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    122. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientifically speaking, we know so little about the nature of weather patterns and climate change that saying we're just seeing a 'cyclical increase' is balderdash. We *may* just be seeing a cyclical increase, but we haven't been recording the weather (in a scientifically meaningful fashion) long enough to determine that yet.

    123. Re:Global Impact by dasunt · · Score: 1
      Except when entire neighborhoods are under water and underground conduits fill will it.

      How does not evacuating protect your possessions in the case of a flood?

    124. Re:Global Impact by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Hurricanes are cyclical. We're entering a 25 year up cycle. There was another one in the 70s and another in the 50s.

      Global warming may have an effect, but it's not the root cause of the larger than average hurricane seasons.

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    125. Re:Global Impact by lgw · · Score: 1

      What you say may be true, but the Earth doesn't have a stable climate. Changes of several degrees every thousand years or so are normal, with glaciation being the norm (for the past 50 million years of the current Ice Age) and warming/cooling cycles of about 10 degrees every 100,000 years or so. Less CO2 good? More CO2 good? We simply can't maintain a stable climate for long; the Earth just doesn't work that way.

      There is no conservative side to err on, as there's not some stable base that we're diverting from all of the sudden. We don't know what mechanism causes temperatures to fall by 10 degrees with a corresponding fall in CO2 level every 100,000 years, but we do know it must be powerful (and quite unpleasant when it eventually happens). We also know there are far more powerful mechanisms working on longer timescales, as the geoloical mechanism for regulating CO2 level wouldn't even hiccough if all the fossil fuel in the gorund were converted into CO2 this month - humanity (and for that matter land-based life) is a bit-player on that scale.

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    126. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do you want a happy God or an vengful God?"

      Being vengeful might be what makes him happy.

    127. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzt. You're missing something important. Hurricanes get their power from ocean heat. The oceans have been warming up over the past century. Hence, hurricanes are getting more juice, making them more powerful.

      Statistically speaking, we're only in a cyclical increase in storms.

      Wrong again -- we can't label it a "cyclical increase" until enough time has passed to see the end of the cycle and the start of a new one.

      All we can say now is:

      Statistically speaking, there is an increase in storms.

    128. Re:Global Impact by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Well *obviously* the 'god' of the bible, torah/talmud and koran is actually the 'deceiver' that 'he' keeps warning people about... I always thought that lie was easily detectable from the content of the old testament, for example.

      Second book of Kings, chapter two? Of course, in the King James version they somehow manage to use the word 'tare' instead of 'killed' when 'god' sends the she-bears to punish 42 children for offending a prophet ('go up thou, bald-head!' yeah thats an offense worthy of death. 'Loving, fatherly god' *not*).

      So far as I can tell, the people of the 'abrahamistic' faiths have basically been sucked in by some vast and evil intellect. The word 'sucker' comes to mind.

      Yeah, yeah troll, flame-bait *whatever*.

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    129. Re:Global Impact by 5hot6un · · Score: 1

      Technology like - Hurricane proof buildings featuring steel reinforced exterior walls and roofs. Surely cheaper than the alternative of losing everything and rebuilding only to be at risk of losing it all again when the next storm comes. If you want insurance, you have to have a building up to code. Simple. Besides all that... maybe a little planning would go a long way. Load those school busses and trains up and get those people out. Open both sides of the freeway for one way exodus. Mobilize the Nation Guard before the storm makes landfall so they can move in right away. And if you KNOW the levee is going to fail, have some pumps and earth movers ready to go. That, or figure out how to stop the earths natural cooling mechanisms. Hmmm...

    130. Re:Global Impact by akintayo · · Score: 1

      Pitcairn Island. And the UK isn't a third world country.

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    131. Re:Global Impact by wooley-one · · Score: 1

      I live south of Miami myself. I rode out Andrew in the house I'm currently in. If you look at the construction of the older houses (1950's - 1970's or so) you see structural features that take hurricanes into account. These houses did pretty well in the storm, all things considered (damage was still significant). Concrete block construction, double hurricane straps for the roof trusses, etc.

      When you look at the houses built later (~1980's - 1992) you see utter garbage in many cases. Prior to Andrew, we had not had a hurricane hit Miami in 26 years. Thus, the developers had shat upon the building codes. The results became quite clear when the wind stopped.

      Underground powerlines are great until the tree on top of them falls over and the roots tear them up.

    132. Re:Global Impact by Ka+D'Argo · · Score: 1

      Offtopic: how the hell was this rated flamebait? Granted I have a flair for using profanity but thats never been a reason to mod someone down or low. I put time and thought in that post ;\

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    133. Re:Global Impact by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I also don't understand why the mayor of New Orleans didn't allow the 2000+ school busses in the city to be used to evacuate those people without transportation.
      Because that was the plan, actualy it was the evacuation plan; to use the school busses to evacuate the city in an emergency. So because using the Busses for evacuation was not only the smart thing to do, but the planned thing to do, the mayor ordered them parked and padlocked.

      Seems like everything the Governor and Mayor did just insured that maximum amount of grief would be inflicted on the lower classes of New Orleans the people how are predominately renters, perhaps there were ulterior motives involved.

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    134. Re:Global Impact by toddestan · · Score: 1

      New Orleans wasn't under sea level when it was founded. The reason it is sinking is that the Mississippi River can't flood and redeposit silt any more.

      Actually the oldest part of New Orleans (the French Quarter) is still above sea level and mostly intact. The founders had enough sense to locate the city on the best available land in the area. It wasn't until later when we thought we could conquer the river that we started building on all the flood plains.

    135. Re:Global Impact by c0n0 · · Score: 1

      Well, my house has been built in 1960.
      My neighbours told me that when Andrew hit Miami, the roof of my house and pretty much all roofs on this block have been blown off. (I live in the palmetto bay area)

      Now my point is, why did they build the roof using wood again? My house has twice as many strips enforcing the roof than what the building code actually requires. But again, why use wood? Why not a concrete roof that can actually stand a hurricane? Is it actually better not to offer resistance that could affect the foundation of the house?

      I totally agree on what you say about new construction, actually that's my point. Here in Miami we are extremely vulnerable to hurricanes, yet we keep building our houses using cheaper materials each time.

      I just don't see why an insurance company doesn't rebuild the house entirely with enforced concrete. Well, yes I do: if the houses can stand the hurricanes, nobody would opt for wind insurance, and banks would eventually stop requiring it to give you a loan...

    136. Re:Global Impact by c0n0 · · Score: 1

      sorry..forgot to say one thing: if the tree is going to fall, on its way down it'll probably take down the lines too. So either way tearing them up or taking them down, there'll be an outage. IMHO, out of the two options, underground lines could be safer, but coming up with what's best would definitely require some serious study and some close look at statistics and events from previous outages.

    137. Re:Global Impact by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      You believe your grad students and I'll believe my experts. Ocean temps only account for about 10% of a hurricanes potential energy. BZZT!

    138. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wrote a post about the similar problems faced by Bangledesh a few years ago. Since the problems faced by that country are largely geographical in origin the world can send them aid year after year for all eternity and nothing will ever change.

      Some sites will never get better, but overpopulation plays a role by forcing people onto geographically marginal sites. This is slightly different from blaming "politics".

    139. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Omnipotence and the willingness to punish with hellfire and damnation are plenty of reason to worship. What one "deserves" is a purely subjective judgement. Cost-effectiveness of chosen behaviors may be evaluated using non-emotional benchmarks. :)

    140. Re:Global Impact by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "They are near the ocean, sure, but still aren't vulnerable like a southern city. Storms that hit from North Carolina and farther north are usually moving along the coast and hit at an angle. While this actually sounds like the storm would maintain its strength and devastate the entire coast, the opposite is true. The same forces that pull storms to the north cause a pretty good amount of shear that weaken the storm or simply won't allow it past a certain strength. Furthermore, the cold waters of the North Atlantic also dampen any storm's strength near DC or NY."

      Yes, it is less likely that a strong hurricane will hit a northern coastal city than a southern coastal city. No one is disputing that, in fact I even stated that in my last post. What I was arguing was that the ggp was incorrect in stating that the fact that hurricanes lose power when going over land makes cities like Washington and New York safe.

      " Flooding is still a concern due to rainfall in these cities, but any city within a few hundred miles of the coast is vulnerable from that. Fortunately these cities are above sea level and will drain eventually. Any loss of life would be tragic, but nothing like Katrina."

      Most coastal cities, north or south, are above sea level. There are very few cities which are nearly as vulernable to a hurricane as New Orleans, but one of those that is happens to be Long Island up in New York. And it has been hit in the past, for instance by the Long Island Express in '38 which killed hundreds.

      "In my mind there is no reason whatsoever to fear that a massive Cat 5 could do this amount of destruction anywhere but the Gulf Coast, Florida, and maybe the Georgia/SC area of the SE Coast."

      Well Katrina Katrina was only a Cat 4 when it made landfall and since it didn't hit the city directly, its effects on New Orleans are closer to those of a Cat 3. And those can hit as far north as New York, see the above mentioned one that hit Long Island. And Cat 4s such as Hazel can make it up to North Carolina.

      In short, devestating storms can and have hit cities like Washington and New York.

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    141. Re:Global Impact by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      Great, unless you are poor and can't afford such a home.

      Even if you do have such a house, in a situation like New Orleans it will have been sitting under toxic waters for weeks, possibly months. I still wouldn't classify that as "working fine".

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    142. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's likely what would have happened had Slick Willy not cut Army Corp of Engineers' funding, or if Dubya reversed Slick's decision when he took over the presidency.

      The Army Corp had identified the levees and inadequate pumps as a problem and had plans to address it, but their funding was cut. Blame Congress and blame two presidents: the current and the previous.

    143. Re:Global Impact by jcr · · Score: 1

      Oh stop being a jackass.

      That's advice you would do well to follow.

      What you said in your original post, "evacuation works well, for those who comply" was clearly meant as a jab at the people who did not or could not evacuate.

      No, it was a statement of fact. If I wanted to take a jab at the people who didn't evacuate, I'd compare them to you in some way.

      Weather control might be a stupid idea, but your comment was completely insensitive and uncalled for.

      Oh, I'm so terribly sorry I hurt your widdle feewings. Should I submit my posts to a sensitivity review board first?

      -jcr

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    144. Re:Global Impact by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      "The concensous among scientists is that global warming is occuring and that man-made sources of CO2 and other greenhouse gases is causing this warming."
      You either high or mistyped that.

    145. Re:Global Impact by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Let me translate for you ...

      He meant to say, if you build it right the first time it will
      not have to be rebuilt everytime a strong wind blows thru,
      and in the long run that is actually cheaper .

      Of course ur a AC so you don't have the backbone to post with a
      real UID .

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

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    146. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Iraqis...Mecca...Indonesia...Was [H]e warning them too?
      Yes, He's warning them to stay away from the false religion of Islam.
    147. Re:Global Impact by zelphior · · Score: 1

      I hate to get involved in a flamewar over religion, but... the parent post is exactly on.

      God did not "allow" poor, innocent people to die. There are no innocent people. Everyone has done something wrong. Everyone sins. It is human nature. We are born into sin. Even "good" people, who act righteous and moral, sin. No one deserves anything from God. We do not deserve to have anything we have. So when a hurricane/natural disaster/terror attack/war/whatever comes along, people have no right to complain that God allowed it. God has no obligation to prevent it. We all deserve death, and are alive only by God's grace. I am amazed that God allowes people who are agnostic, or completely athiest, to achieve prosperous lives.

      off my soap box.

      Flame at will.

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    148. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see you walk even 5 miles... Hell I'd pay to see you walk 1 mile.

      Umm... you say that like it's a difficult thing to do? Sure, disabled and elderly folk will need motor transportation of some form, but most people should be able to walk five miles easily. I'm hardly a fitness freak, but that's no more than an hour's jog, or a couple of hours at walking pace. 10-15 miles is a health day's walk.

    149. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike the false religion of Christianity, Which you so obviously follow.

    150. Re:Global Impact by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....god's punishment for debauchery in New Orleans....

      What you won't hear anywhere is that the week of the hurricane New Orleans was to observe "Southern Decadence Day" with 100,000 homosexuals gathering there to commit unspeakable acts in public.
      Previous events were photographed and sent to the mayor and police officials but they did not care. They had their own lust: The $100,000,000 the event brings in. Gambling casinos took a hit on the coast as this is where the eye of the storm hit.

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    151. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So if He in His wisdom continues to save us from His creation, then the earth gets more crowded, and His acts have to be more focussed to avoid His worshippers?

      Doesn't sound like Intelligent Design to me...

      If you're going to believe in ID then you must also believe that the universe works the way it does in order to sustain itself. The bigger the population gets, the more concentrated population zones get, the more that will die in the next flood/earthquake/disease to ravage the area. Balance is restored in some form, thanks to the laws of nature. Whether this was due to any god's influence or not is irrelevant.

      Save all the trees, and prevent fires from ravaging localised areas of forest, and one day you will find yourself in the middle of a firestorm. Stop tectonic plates from moving, and one day your mechanism will fail, causing a much bigger problem than the minor tremors you were preventing. If you pack people into cities like sardines in a can and rely on antibiotics to kill germs, you get super bugs. Stick billions of people on a planet where storms occur, and expect a bunch of them to drown. Natural selection at work, weeding out the weak, slow, dumb, unprepared, lazy, ingorant, poor and unlucky. Not because they necessarily deserve it, but because the laws of nature tend to favour those with the best resources at their disposal.

      So how's this for an idea: Instead of even considering stopping events like Katrina happening again by throwing resources at it like it happens, why not attempt to trigger storms closer to coast lines to use up some of that energy before the big one hits again? That would be akin to lighting small fires in the forest while it's lush to prevent one lightning strike creating a massive fireball when everything is tinder dry.

      Here's a favourite example of mine... Google for: canberra fires. While looking that up, remember that Canberra is, or at least was, surrounded by many thousands of hectares of pine plantation. It was also at the height of a drought, and massive water restrictions were in place. Over 500 homes were destroyed, and many of them were not considered anywhere near being at risk from the fires.

      I know I'd prefer to have to baton down and stay inside a few days of the year because it's very unpleasant outdoors rather than have a high risk of having to pick up and move for 6 months or more at some point in my life because my home, or worse still, my entire neighbourhood, is no longer there. My insurance premiums with respect to "Acts of God" might just go down to boot!

    152. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you feel the need to make the same post twice, you stupid motherfucking cocksucking dickhead cunt?

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    153. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CLEARLY an accident.

    154. Re:Global Impact by Nosferatu+Alucard · · Score: 1
      Last time I checked, New Orleans didn't sink because they built levees. The levees were built to hold back the water because it was built below sea level.

      Additionally, the whole area is built on swamp land, which naturally causes roads to shift and sink, which explains why roads such as Airline Highway (I-16 I think) slowly gets worse and worse for flooding.

      New Orleans HAD to be built along the river to be a productive city, and it has always been one of the most important cities in the country because of it's economy. You saw what happened with gas prices, and it forced the president to drawdown from the SPR. Last time I checked, all the big SPR sites were in Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi. The area is important, despite its slight ability to be destroyed by weather. Also, one of the SPR salt domes built on Avery Island was abandoned due to the land sinking, so this isn't something we are unaware of, it's just something we can't control.

    155. Re:Global Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People in the past (and in the Bible) used to blame droughts and rain and natural disasters on God or the "moral" actions of other humans because they did not know any better.

      People are just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Cause and effect.

      It's a big world and we are just scratching the surface of it (literally). God or gods have nothing to do with it.

      Just my two cents.

    156. Re:Global Impact by lcsjk · · Score: 1
      Read it again. The Bible does not say that Adam told Eve about the fruit. You made an assumption. (See 3:1-10)

      The point? There was none. Just a thought provoking statement. You said you were agnostic and not atheist.


      Ever wondered where "afternoon" came from? The Bible says that "evening" and "morning" were the first, etc., days.

      I have fun with people whose religion is so shallow that things like that disturb them. The Bible is not a history book and not intended to be one. It is a book of religion.


      I agree with you about people picking out little things in the Bible to prove a point, but I don't agree that all of them are shallow. Too many times people take a command or instruction that was intended for one or a few people, and try to apply it to a completely different situation, or to all people of all times. That is, in my opinion, sad.

      It is easy to be an agnostic if you are an educated person. It is very hard to make the jump to be a person of faith. Hang in there! One day you might become "enlightened".

    157. Re:Global Impact by hlh_nospam · · Score: 1

      I live in the Netherlands where most part of the country is below sea level.

      When was the last time the Netherlands experienced a Hurricane?

      A good guide for choosing a place to live is whether you can get unsubsidized insurance for your property. If, for instance, flood insurance is either not available in a given area, or must be subsidized by the government, that should be a strong clue that smart people don't live there.

    158. Re:Global Impact by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      "Very hard" is perhaps an understatement. If you want to understand how hard, read Kierkegaard's Fear and Trembling. A whole book wrestling with the concept of what faith means and how an intelligent person could ever have it. It's a bit depressing in a way - my takeaway is that faith, in the broad Kierkegaardian sense, and reason are inherently incompatible. You can say you "believe in God" as a man of reason, but what you mean by that phrase and what your average irrational religious zealot type mean by it are guaranteed to be radically different.

  5. Get The Power by Maavin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could we use massive wind energy plants to remove energy from the weather system?

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    1. Re:Get The Power by Excelcia · · Score: 3, Informative

      The amount of energy in a hurricane is a bigger number than will fit in any of our heads. No little wind farm, or even (on our scale) massive wind farm is going to change this.

      Additionally, there is the implementation detail that hurricanes form over water, so you'd be needing to build a floating one. This is something that, what, would cover the whole tropical ocean surface, or would it be towed to the location where a hurricane is beginning to form?

      The reality is, once the air is moving, nothing you nor I can do will stop it.

    2. Re:Get The Power by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      No little wind farm, or even (on our scale) massive wind farm is going to change this.

      Wouldn't you just have to find the right butterfly, then swat the little bugger before if flaps it's wings?

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    3. Re:Get The Power by PakProtector · · Score: 3, Funny
      No little wind farm, or even (on our scale) massive wind farm is going to change this.
      Wouldn't you just have to find the right butterfly, then swat the little bugger before if flaps it's wings?

      That'll keep Bush busy forever...

      You, sirruh, are a genius. A genius.

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    4. Re:Get The Power by jcr · · Score: 1

      Could we use massive wind energy plants to remove energy from the weather system?

      In a word, no. The ocean is big.

      -jcr

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    5. Re:Get The Power by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

      You, sirruh, are a genius. A genius.

      Why is this man being moderated funny? He's informative, dammit, informative!

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    6. Re:Get The Power by gtkuhn · · Score: 1

      You are onto something with covering the gulf. We need a giant pool cover to keep the water cool in the summertime. And maybe we could chlorinate it so it's not so icky to swim in.

  6. Everyone knows it was the Yakuza & the KGB by beacher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jeez. This was on the news what 3 day ago? Anyway.. I don't know if this is an up and coming theonion.com but here it is - a pretty twisted article about how the Yakuza & the KGB are behind it. I give the article 4 stars just based on the WTF factor alone.

    1. Re:Everyone knows it was the Yakuza & the KGB by njh · · Score: 1

      You're right: WTF! Microwaves or soundwaves? If they can control the weather at this energy, why aren't they holding the world ransom for say, 1 million dollars!, or something?

    2. Re:Everyone knows it was the Yakuza & the KGB by El+Rey · · Score: 1

      Yeah there are a bunch of sites claiming that (eg. http://www.cheniere.org/correspondence/082705.htm) .

      I wonder what ever happened with this technology:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1469610.stm

  7. Easy way to control hurricanes: by torpor · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Stop creating the warm-water conditions that feed them. That'd help for starters.

    Yes, America, that means walking your fat ass to work more often than you currently do. It means less celebration of rampant excess (SUV) and more smarter management of your technology (hybrids).

    Forget this hurricane problem. Fix the society which fosters global warming ..

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    1. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by ocelotbob · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uh, you know that hurricanes are cyclical, and that the previous 30-40 years were a lull in hurricane activity, right? So while global warming may contribute a bit, hurricanes will still be extant and still be devestating even without global warming. Quit being so simple-minded.

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    2. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Saven+Marek · · Score: 1, Informative

      rofl. global warming? you flatter yourself if you think it can all be caused by humans.

      > It means less celebration of rampant excess (SUV) and more
      > smarter management of your technology (hybrids).

      Yeah, hybrids. Cars that use more energy to produce and run, but just happen to move that energy use away from the consumer. Good clear thinking that. Even if global warming were caused by humans, hybrids would do absolutely nothing to help.

    3. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Nursie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whilst the post you replied to was stupid, Hurricanes have been around for longer than fossil burning humans, yours was possibly worse. If you think six billion humans and the extreme amounts of crap they put out per capita especially you yanks, then you're not just self effacing, you're retarded.

    4. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      And Europe and Asia and South America... it is not JUST the US people. Everyone has to own up to their mistakes. It is easy to point fingers when your blind to your own faults.

    5. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by N8F8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      One reason why Modders on Slashdot suck. This is not a troll but a valid retort to a half-baked rant.

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    6. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It also means turning off your home computers at night.

      Oh sorry, that would affect YOUR lifestyle wouldn't it, much easier to tell the SUV drivers to change THEIR behaviour.

      (In fairness to the parent: more smarter management of your technology probably covers my point.)

    7. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by lav-chan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, i am definitely not a fan of SUVs, but if you think about it you really can't complain about them that much.

      You are sitting there at your computer browsing Slashdot. The utility company is (most likely) using up oil to run your ISP's computers and your own computer. I don't know how much, but it's there, and browsing Slashdot sure as hell isn't any more essential to your life than driving an SUV to work is.

      SUVs suck, yeah, but you can't sit there and honestly complain about recreational oil usage until you cut it out yourself. No more video games, no more Slashdot, no more CD-player, no more satellite television. Or not until you've got all of it running on some renewable resource, anyway. Then you can complain about SUVs.

    8. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by viking099 · · Score: 1

      While some slight increase in storm severity may be attributable to global warming, hurricanes have been around for much longer than the industrial revolution. Hurricanes haven't spawned out of the ocean fully formed from Mother Nature's head like some kind of Athenean monstrosity, here to punish us for our filthy habits.
      Yes, global warming MAY have some affect on hurricane's severity, but it is NOT the cause of them. Let's put it this way: if you rewind 100 years and put take away the what, half degree water temp increase, Katrina would have still been a Category 4 or 5 storm.
      So before you get back up on your soapbox, please think about what you're saying.

      As to the OP, we need hurricanes, for these and more reasons:
      -they mix up the water so that nutrients can get to the various levels of the ocean
      -they clean the gunge (naturally occurring, not manmade) off coral beds, making them healthier
      -they bring a lot of much needed rain to the US Southeast, and Florida in particular, helping re-fill our primary sources for fresh water, in Florida's case, the aquifer
      -they give the Weather Channel something to go nuts about every year.

    9. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Phanatic1a · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is 'insightful?'

      Take a look at the actual NOAA data, and you find that for the past several decades we have been in a *lull* of hurricane activity, and that's just recently started to swing back the other way.

      The NYT has this to say:

      Because hurricanes form over warm ocean water, it is easy to assume that the recent rise in their number and ferocity is because of global warming.

              But that is not the case, scientists say. Instead, the severity of hurricane seasons changes with cycles of temperatures of several decades in the Atlantic Ocean. The recent onslaught "is very much natural," said William M. Gray, a professor of atmospheric science at Colorado State University who issues forecasts for the hurricane season.

              From 1970 to 1994, the Atlantic was relatively quiet, with no more than three major hurricanes in any year and none at all in three of those years. Cooler water in the North Atlantic strengthened wind shear, which tends to tear storms apart before they turn into hurricanes.

              In 1995, hurricane patterns reverted to the active mode of the 1950's and 60's.


      Only on /. can comments which are nothing but knee-jerk facile reponses which completely ignore the bulk of available data be considered 'insightful.'
    10. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      Haha - sure, then we'll throw a virgin in the volcano to appease the rain gods to return to our dry, partched southwest, and then hang giant, industrial sized skulls over the San Andreas fault to ward off "The Big One". Everyone knows disasters are sent by some god angry with the sins of humanity.

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    11. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by anpe · · Score: 1, Informative

      True, except that the US produces nearly a quarter of global greenhouse gas emissions

      But hopefully, the work is on its way

    12. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by ajs · · Score: 4, Informative
      This is unconscianable. Some facts for anyone interested:
      1. New Orleans, LA has been a known disaster-waiting-to-happen for decades. The city is below sea level; is in a fairly standard path for hurricanes; and is protected only by levees that were known to be insufficient in the face of the harshest storms. One program I saw six months before this hurricane said, "it's not a matter of if New Orleans will be flooded by a hurricane, but when."
      2. Hurricanes have pelted this region in waves of weak and intense years for as long as we are able to determine.
      3. Though this storm had catastrophic effect, it was not the most powerful storm that the area has seen. The strongest hurricane in the Western Hemisphere was Gilbert in 1988. The Florida Keys hurrican of 1935 was the strongest to strike the United States, and the strongest to hit New Orleans was in 1915. This was the most destructive storm to strike the US because of the damage caused to New Orleans, but that has nothing to do with the power of the storm itself (it was quite powerful, make no mistake).
      4. Global warming is a poorly understood phenomenon as evidenced by our inability to predict even major changes on a region-by-region basis. To retroactively say that a single hurricane or hurricane season is the result of warming (as opposed to being part of a normal cycle; being of solar origin; etc.) is merely a stab in the dark. It's not a terrible stab, mind you, but it's important that we keep perspective.

        As for controling hurricanes... HORRIBLE idea. First off, you would likely kill the everglades (which depend on periods of intense wind and soaking, tropical rains). Also, the overall impact to global climate would be almost impossible to predict. We have, for example, no idea if the storms of the Atlantic and Pacific are the mechanism that ended the last ice age. If they are (small, but reasonable chance), then disipating storm energy could directy lead to shortening the time to the next ice age. Think global warming is bad? It's a hiccup in temperature change compared to a real ice age!

        My rule of thumb is: don't mess with large systems that you depend on for your survival.
    13. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what better way than the "world leading superpower" (and biggest polluter) to stand up and be a role model of how things should be done?

      I'm sick of this "gee we'll stop fscking up the planet only if other people also stop fscking up the planet" argument, it makes no sense, if you have to stop, you have to stop.

      Anyway, I don't hear any other country being "blind to its own faults", most do admit there is a problem, in fact the US stands out quite singularly in refusing to admit there is even a problem. And if the most powerful economy in the world claims that it would be "too harmful to their economy" to implement a sustainable system, then no country can afford it. But that's not the truth.

    14. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by EJB · · Score: 1

      My (diesel) cars runs 43 miles to the gallon, yet the car is large and fast enough. It also has a soot filter.

      Oh, a gallon of diesel costs $5.18 here in Holland (Europe)

      And you SUV does what? And you think any other country in the world has so many fuel-inefficient, polluting cars?
      (even when counting cars per 1000 inhabitants)

    15. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by jcr · · Score: 1

      Stop creating the warm-water conditions that feed them.

      Yeah, right. Would you prefer that we shut off the sun?

      Hurricanes have been happenning for about as long as there have been oceans on the earth. Thanks to cars and busses (and SUV's) , we can at least get out of their way.

      Fix the society which fosters global warming ..

      I prefer to live in a technological society which offers some hope for coping with the weather. Back when people sat on their asses freezing in the dark, praying to the Thunder God not to kill them, they just had to take whatever came their way.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    16. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Let's say we detonate all the worlds nuclear weapons i a grid pattern over the amazon. If we use one per 350 km we should be able to cover the whole of the amazon rainforest. What isn't incinerated by the initial blast would propably burn down later.

      Tell me, would it have an effect on the global climate and if so are we still just flattering ourselves? If you don't agree with the former then there's really no point discussing this with you. It might be a slighly extreme example, but the point is that it isn't just hubris to say we might be causing the global warming.

      But we don't really need big and flashy weapons to do this, all you need is some gasoline and a match. Using these simple tools people might start burning down alot of vegetation, imagine that. Ahh, but then you'd argue that vegetation doesn't affect the global climate?

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    17. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by jcr · · Score: 1

      New Orleans, LA has been a known disaster-waiting-to-happen for decades.

      Decades? More like about two and a half centuries.

      -jcr

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    18. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by mobilemic · · Score: 0

      Well, no, it's not JUST the US. It's JUST that the US uses 2 to 3 times more energy than everybody else.

    19. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by mbrod · · Score: 1

      One could create a pass for the water to go through Central America instead of pooling (and warming) in the Carribean.

      However, that might change the global climate to the point we kill all the life on earth we need to survive as well. Whose willing to give it a shot?

      This all boils down to the need for better computer modeling. While the modeling we have is good, we need it to accurately determine the side effects. It will probably not be that good in our lifetime's.

    20. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I prefer to live in a technological society which offers some hope for coping with the weather.



      If you happen to live in the US, you should consider relocating. There are alternatives that suit your preferences much better.

      What's technological about ~10 mpg SUVs ? That's fuel economy from the fricken stone age, because the engine technology is from the fricken stone age. If you need to drive a car that large, at least put an engine in there (for example, a modern diesel engine with particulate filter) that converts a larger percentage of the energy in the fuel into forward motion and less of it into noise and heat.

    21. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by MooUK · · Score: 1

      Try running the most basic data past yourself.

      Without numbers (mainly because I can't remember where in the large pile to my right they are), try following this:

      We KNOW that various gases, including CO2 and methane, have a greenhouse effect in the atmosphere. A "greenhouse effect" causes warming.

      We know that humans are releasing ridiculously huge amounts of these gases into our atmosphere. We know that we were not doing so to this extent even a hundred years ago.

      We know that natural climate changes are VERY slow. We know that from all the data we have - and that goes back a very long way - global temperatures have risen by a huge amount in the last hundred years. We know that this rise is not at all comparable, speed-wise, to natural variations.

      We know that humans are relasing more greenhouse gases than ever before. We know that global temperatures are changing faster than ever before. We know that greenhouse gases cause temperature rises.

      I dunno about anyone else, but if you ask me it can't possibly be due to human activity...

    22. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by jcr · · Score: 0

      What's technological about ~10 mpg SUVs ?

      You're kidding, right?

      Hint: they don't grow on trees. An SUV is an example of many, many applied sciences.

      That's fuel economy from the fricken stone age, because the engine technology is from the fricken stone age.

      It would appear that you have no idea what the "stone age" was. It was the time before people had learned to extract metals from ores, let alone build an internal-combustion engine.

      -jcr

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    23. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by torpor · · Score: 1

      Hurricanes have been happenning for about as long as there have been oceans on the earth. Thanks to cars and busses (and SUV's) , we can at least get out of their way.

      uh huh. and the dead, warm, waters of the gulf have always been there .. i mean .. was there .. even before the gulf waters became a toxic wasteland of petro-chemicals ..

      it'd suck, wouldn't it, to learn that this hurrican was as big and nasty as it was, because it fed off oil-warmed waters .. but there's a lot of data to support the fact that the U.S. is creating conditions in its ocean borders which promote worsening/bad weather..

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    24. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by general_re · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ...the US produces nearly a quarter of global greenhouse gas emissions

      Exactly what you'd expect, considering that the US makes about a quarter of the world's stuff. Measure pollution versus output, and I think you'll find that the US is quite a bit more efficient than many countries.

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    25. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      Best putdown ever, taking a figure of speech and demonstrating that it's not literally true.

      Assuming you drive an SUV, couldn't you just shove a sock down your pants?

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    26. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by SirLanse · · Score: 1

      When you make posts like that it shows you need to get a life and stop posting. Global warming is caused my idiots like you spending too much time on the computer. Try to do a ZERO impact day yourself.

    27. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by anpe · · Score: 1

      That's wrong I think. From here: The U.S. presently emits more greenhouse gases per person than any other country.

    28. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by towermac · · Score: 1

      >Stop creating the warm-water conditions that feed them. That'd help for starters.

      But until we do that hurricanes are neccessary ocean air conditioners. Just damned inconvienent for our houses and stuff.

    29. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by general_re · · Score: 1
      That's wrong I think.

      No, it's quite right - I'm talking about pollution per unit of GDP, not per person.

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    30. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by anpe · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I stand corrected

    31. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by uncadonna · · Score: 2, Informative
      Bill Gray is one of the rare important atmospheric scientists who still thinks humans aren't changing climate very much. (Kuhn might point out that like most of them, he is close to retirement.)

      Nobody is saying that hurricane frequency is climbing because of human induced climate change; that's a subtle question and it could go either way.

      It's a pretty simple argument, though, to suggest that when they do form, they will be able to grow to an increased extent, because they have more thermal energy to draw upon. Recent evidence at least starts to show this observationally.

      see the most recent posting on realclimate for more.

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      mt
    32. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by general_re · · Score: 1

      A gracious response, to be sure. Cheers!

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    33. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by aug24 · · Score: 1
      My rule of thumb is: don't mess with large systems that you depend on for your survival.

      Mine's the same, except I append "...for even extremely small values of large" ;-)

      J.

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    34. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by tau-lepton · · Score: 1

      I'm going to agree with the poster here, Although huricanes are the least of our worries. The most recent work suggests that the "Great Dying" of the late Permian was caused by CO2 induced warming and reduced O2, Google for "great dying Huey Ward". 95% of life became extinct. I'm not an environmental freak, the planet will recover, it's just that we won't be around to write the history. --Life is cheap, I just happen to be rather attached to mine.

    35. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by tau-lepton · · Score: 1

      Already do. 100% wind driven, oh yeah it costs 5% more than non-wind sources for my area. Actually wind power is currently a bit less expensive than natural gas right now (we burn coal locally). But I'm sure that the price of natural gas and oil will come down soon.

    36. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by RoLi · · Score: 1
      Nonsense.

      There are 2 main points where energy is wasted:

      1. Badly insulated houses
      2. People driving bigger cars than they should.

      Everything else is just noise. And that includes all computers, CD-players and videogames in the whole world.

    37. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by rxmd · · Score: 1
      No, it's quite right - I'm talking about pollution per unit of GDP, not per person.
      No, it's wrong - the US outputs about twice as much greenhouse gases per unit of GDP as the EU, which has a larger GDP (and population) than the US.
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    38. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by general_re · · Score: 1
      No, it's wrong - the US outputs about twice as much greenhouse gases per unit of GDP as the EU, which has a larger GDP (and population) than the US.

      Actually, you're wrong on several counts. The US total GDP is larger than that of the EU-15. Also, the output in Tg/$billion for the US is about .55 Tg/$billion versus the EU's .41 Tg/$billion, which is not really close to twice as much. And none if that contradicts my original post to begin with anyway, since I said "many countries", not "all countries".

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    39. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by electroniceric · · Score: 1
      It is both correct and enlightening to note that global warming is not the principal cause of the increase in hurricanes. However, there are two reasons to put the two subjects together:

      1) The "several-decade cycle" the NYT refers to is called the North Atlantic Oscillation (its counterpart is the Pacific Decadal Oscillation), and last I checked its mechanisms were largely not understood - it's merely been registered as a long-term cycle in climate measurements. There are quite a few plausible ways the global heating could drive this cycle or alter it. For example, if global warming shuts off the Gulf Stream and the "conveyor belt", surface waters in the tropical and subtropical North Atlantic could be heated substantial more quickly than via the NAO with the "conveyor belt" active.

      For example, from http://www.columbia.edu/~lmp/paps/visbeck-etal-PNA S-2001.pdf
      Although the NAO is a natural mode of atmospheric variability,
      surface (ocean and land), stratospheric, or even anthropogenic
      processes may influence its phase and amplitude. At
      present, there is no consensus on the process or processes that
      are responsible for observed low-frequency variations in the
      NAO. The absence of a demonstrated skillful predictive model
      leaves us with significant uncertainty about NAO variability in
      the future. The proposed response to increased greenhouse gas
      concentrations through forcing from warmer tropical SSTs (27)
      or a strengthened stratospheric vortex (28) implies, however, that
      the positive index phase might continue.


      2) In an infrastructure sense, it seems quite likely that the effect of global warming will be to produce climate change at an increasingly rapid pace. So Katrina is an object lesson both in being ready to adapt infrastructure to changing climate conditions (in this case, the onset of a hurricane-friendly NAO mode), as well the rapid pace at which these changes can occur.

      So while it's probably an exaggeration to finger global warming for Katrina, it's not quite "ignoring the bulk of available data", and it's not a bad way to approach future scenarios.
    40. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Minor quibble:

      "[...] is in a fairly standard path for hurricanes [...] the strongest [hurricane] to hit New Orleans was in 1915."

      So this "fairly standard path" will send a strong hurricane once every 90 years?

      Remember that what hurt New Orleans wasn't the hurricane, it was the flooding. The flooding was caused by the hurricane's storm surge which overwhelmed the levees, etc. Heck, the hurricane actually missed New Orleans, from what I understand.

      "it's not a matter of if New Orleans will be flooded by a hurricane, but when."

      I always hate these quotes. "It's not a matter of if the universe will end, but when." Yes, but if that "when" is in 6 billion years, we don't need to panic over it.

      Again, like with insurance, you're playing with odds. Heck, I live out here in Southern California where we get nasty earthquakes. We do our best to design for large earthquakes, but it's pretty well understood that, eventually, one will come along which is larger than expected and will wreck the place. That could happen in 100 years, 10 years, 1 year, 1 month, 1 hour, 1 minute, 1 se [NO CARRIER]...

      It's an easy prediction to make. "Someday, this will happen!" When? "We can't say when, but it will happen. Be afraid! Be afraid!"

    41. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by ninjagin · · Score: 1
      You raise some good points.

      I'd only add the following observation:

      There used to be barrier islands and wetlands between Ponchartrain, New Orleans and the sea, up intil the 50s, as I recall. Over time, these eroded away.

      The importance of barrier islands and coastal wetlands (bayou and bog) in mitigating storm surges is well known, but the ACE (Army Corps of Engineers) was less concerned with them in favor of maintaining the shipping channels in the delta. The economics drove the focus elsewhere.

      With a year of dredging, a new set of barrier islands could be restored and the risk of overpowering storm surges could be reduced. I'm not saying that you could eliminate the need to prepare for flooding that's caused by storm surges, but that their impact could be lessened to a degree such that the existing levee and floodwall system could cope.

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    42. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by ajs · · Score: 1
      "[...] is in a fairly standard path for hurricanes [...] the strongest [hurricane] to hit New Orleans was in 1915."

      So this "fairly standard path" will send a strong hurricane once every 90 years?


      I'm not sure how many "strong storms" there were in between the two events that struck New Orleans, but keep in mind that it's a rare storm that reaches the strength required to break those levees. Florida is pummeled all the time, but Andrew was a stunning blow. To a lesser extent, the same is true of Cape Cod. They get hit by a major storm very rarely, but every 10 years or so even they get a cat 2 or 3.

      My point was that we can't run around saying "look how much worse man has made things" (paraphrase of parent of my original post) when this wasn't the largest storm they've been hit by.

      To give you a sense, 2001-2004 there were 9 hurricanes that struck the U.S., of which 3 were "major" (cat 3+). That's well above the norm compared to the 90s, where the whole decade saw 14 storms (5 major) and even moreso for the 80s. However, compare that to the 1941-1950 decade! 24 storms (10 major). See U.S. Hurricane Strikes by Decade on the NOAA site for details.

      Let me quote the NOAA:
      "Beginning with 1995 all of the Atlantic hurricane seasons have been above normal, with the exception of two El Niño years (1997 and 2002). This contrasts sharply with the generally below-normal activity observed during the previous 25-year period 1970-1994 (Goldenberg et al. 2001, Science)." -
      Now, had the last 10 years been a high-activity period compared to the last 200 years, then I would be inclined to think of this as a "change" in behavior, but it's not, it's simply a return to a periodic swell in activity.

      As for the rest of your article, you are misinformed if you think the storm didn't hit New Orleans. See the track on the NOAA site. Buras-Triumph, Louisiana took the first hit, but the storm walked right over the delta and smacked N.O. good and hard!

      Also, the predictions that a major storm would hit New Orleans were not of the "perhaps sometime in the next 100 years" sort. Expectations were set every season that a major storm might well hit SOON, and indeed, it did.

    43. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by toddestan · · Score: 1

      How about we all try to lower our energy consumption, instead of making stupid arguements that driving SUVs is okay because computers happens to draw a couple hundred watts when they are on, okay?

    44. Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I don't think he said that driving SUVs was okay.

      He seems to be warning us against using SUVs as a scapegoat for all energy-inefficient processes.

      Sure, they're a prime example of energy inefficiency, but they most certainly aren't the only one. How much energy and oil was used to make the computer monitor you're looking at? The chair you're sitting on? The microwave dinner in your freezer?

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  8. Funny... by daskalou · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How things like this only get pushed when it's too late. Where is the forward thinking/planning? What are the governments doing about the oil problems? Why must we keep paying more and more for oil when there are other viable alternatives (uranium, solar power etc.). Interesting that 4 out of 6 of the world's richest companies are American Oil Companies, and by pushing the price of oil up they will only get richer and richer.

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    1. Re:Funny... by KidHash · · Score: 1

      Uranium in your car?

    2. Re:Funny... by biryokumaru · · Score: 1
      Only way to get the 1.12 gibiwatts needed for the flux capacitor...

      Oh sh*t! The Libyans! *drives off*

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    3. Re:Funny... by dfjghsk · · Score: 5, Informative
      Interesting that 4 out of 6 of the world's richest companies are American Oil Companies,

      It would be interesting if it were true... Two of those THREE are NOT american: Forbes list of largest companies (sorted by profits):

      ExxonMobil (U.S.)
      Royal Dutch/Shell Group (Netherlands/United Kingdom)
      BP (United Kingdom)

      Chevron Texaco ranks 7th (ie: not in the top 6), and is a U.S. company.

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    4. Re:Funny... by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

      Why must we keep paying more and more for oil when there are other viable alternatives (uranium, solar power etc.).

      There are no viable alternatives to replace light sweet crude. The easiest way to deal with the increased energy costs is to adjust your presently inefficient lifestyle (that or learn how to invest).

    5. Re:Funny... by dfjghsk · · Score: 1
      Screwed up the link: fixed

      I think its interesting how the GP defines "richest"... by profits instead of Market Value or Assets.. so here are the top ten richest companies by Market Value:

      1. ExxonMobil (US) - Oil Company
      2. General Electric (US)
      3. Microsoft (US)
      4. Citigroup (US)
      5. BP (United Kingdom) - Oil Company
      6. Royal Dutch/Shell Group (Netherlands/United Kingdom) - Oil Company
      7. Wal-Mart Stores (US)
      8. Pfizer (US)
      9. Johnson & Johnson (US)
      10. Bank of America (US)

      And by Assets:

      1. Citigroup (US)
      2. Mizuho Financial (Japan)
      3. BNP Paribas (France)
      4. ING Group (Netherlands)
      5. JPMorgan Chase (US)
      6. Allianz Worldwide (Germany)
      7. Royal Bank of Scotland (United Kingdom)
      8. UBS (Switzerland)
      9. Bank of America (US)
      10. HSBC Group (United Kingdom)

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    6. Re:Funny... by SimilarityEngine · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting if it were true... Two of those THREE are NOT american

      The link you supplied gives me a 404. However I was able to find this which gives me links to the following lists. The following are the top six (sorted by market value):

      1. ExxonMobil (US)
      2. General Electric (US)
      3. Microsoft (US)
      4. Citigroup (US)
      5. BP (UK)
      6. Royal Dutch/Shell Group (Netherlands/UK)

      This compares to the following top 6 by profit:

      1. ExxonMobil (US)
      2. Royal Dutch/Shell Group (Netherlands/UK)
      3. Citigroup (US)
      4. General Electric (US)
      5. BP (UK)
      6. Bank of America (US)

      Finally, the Forbes default ranking gives:

      1. Citigroup (US)
      2. General Electric (US)
      3. American Intl Group (US)
      4. Bank of America (US)
      5. HSBC Group (UK)
      6. ExxonMobil (US)
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    7. Re:Funny... by dfjghsk · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Funny... by SimilarityEngine · · Score: 1

      I see I was beaten to it. Apologies for duplicating info.... :-)

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    9. Re:Funny... by SimilarityEngine · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I'm posting from work :-( so I sometimes miss stuff being posted while I'm covertly composing replies... my apologies.

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    10. Re:Funny... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      There is an alternative. It's called the Hydrogen economy.
      The problem with replacing oil is that it is both an energy source and an energy storage. Hydrogen can replace oil as an energy storage, but you'll need other methodes to replace oil as an energy source. a possible scenario is to use solar, wind, nuclear energy to produce hydrogen and use the hydrogen to fuel vehicles and generators.

    11. Re:Funny... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I was under the (admittedly vague) impression that Exxon-Mobil was Saudi-owned?? (I'm a flippin' shareholder, you'd think I'd know these things :)

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    12. Re:Funny... by dfjghsk · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:Funny... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ah, so it's more of a partnership firmly rooted in Saudi Arabia. Thanks for the link.

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  9. Bring there a lot of ice! by WetCat · · Score: 1, Funny

    An ICEBERG!!!

  10. damn by cente · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about a hurricane *generator*.. but make it go in the exact opposite of the target storm.. now that'd be something I'd wanna see

    1. Re:damn by gowen · · Score: 1
      make it go in the exact opposite of the target storm
      Or better yet, just stop the Earth from spinning. Since Coriolis is so important in sustaining the vorticity of hurricanes, if we can turn off the Coriolis, we'll be laughing.
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    2. Re:damn by gowen · · Score: 1
      What if we made it spin backwards?
      Well, the hurricanes would start moving east instead of west, so warm water anomalies in the east Pacific would start to devestate Southern California and Western Mexico. Similarly, warm water in the east Atlantic would fire hurricanes at Spain and Western Africa (like they need anymore natural disasters coming there way).

      And the Gulf Stream would turn off, and reform as an eastern boundary current up the coast of Europe.
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    3. Re:damn by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Intel and AMD are currently developing such devices to cool their next generation of processors.

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    4. Re:damn by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Get Superman to fly around the world so fast that it starts spinning in reverse. This will make the hurricane spin slow down (due to Coriolis effect being reversed) and it will peter out.

  11. Printer-Friendly Version of Sci Am Article by jbash · · Score: 1

    Find it here. That way you don't have to click through to 6(!) pages just to read one article. And it's advertising free, in plain text.

    1. Re:Printer-Friendly Version of Sci Am Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's advertising free

      No it ain't.

    2. Re:Printer-Friendly Version of Sci Am Article by jbash · · Score: 1

      "And it's advertising free
      No it ain't."

      Well, it is if you use Firefox, have javascript disabled, and don't allow pop-up windows. ;)

  12. Prediction by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Perhaps we should just try to take predictions of hurricanes more seriously? Katrina was predicted, both as a long-range risk and some days before it hit. The damage would have been considerably reduced if the levees hadn't broke.

    1. Re:Prediction by Frans+Faase · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I understand that the risk that the levees could break was well-known, and that governments (at various levels) decided to do nothing about it. For that reason, the disaster that was caused when the levees broke, was partly a human engineerd disaster, not a natural disaster. Of course, many government officials talk about it as a "natural disaster" to avoid them being blamed for it. To a large extend it politics played a large role than technology. In that case politics needs fixing!

    2. Re:Prediction by Itchy+Rich · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should just try to take predictions of hurricanes more seriously? Katrina was predicted, both as a long-range risk and some days before it hit. The damage would have been considerably reduced if the levees hadn't broke.

      Danger predicted... warnings ignored. That's spooky deja-vu.

    3. Re:Prediction by Cody+Hatch · · Score: 1

      A $100 billion dollars would certainly pay for a LOT of levees, prepositioned supplies, shelters, and transportation for people without cars. It's certainly cheaper to prepare for hurricanes than to ignore them. (It might also be cheaper to prevent hurricanes than to prepare for them, although I find this unlikely.)

      The problem is to find a way to actually spend $100 billion on those sorts of things. Congress keeps trying, but somehow (really mysterious, this) the money keeps ending up getting spent on bridges to uninhabited islands and repaving the Robert C. Byrd Memorial Parking Lot (otherwise known as the state of West Virgina). I must admit to being a wee bit hazy on how one might get some effective spending (on preperation OR prevention) through Congress as things stand.

    4. Re:Prediction by BeanThere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I understand that the risk that the levees could break was well-known, and that governments (at various levels) decided to do nothing about it.

      It's worse than that. The levees were specifically only designed to be able to withstand a category 3 hurricane. In other words, the science/math/engineering all basically says that the levees would break in a category 4 hurricane - they were breaking as designed, they didn't just "break by chance" ... in fact there was no way the levees could really have held up to a category 4 hurricane, by design they were too weak to do so. If you have a truck that is designed to carry a maximum of, say, 3 tonnes, and you load it with 4, then it's not "random chance" when it breaks - you expect that it will break. The limitations of the levees have been known since they were built decades ago, and the dangers that they were going to break known. The problem is that nobody in power (this adminstration or previous ones) has been willing to make the funds available to upgrade the levees, on a 'gamble' that a major hurricane would not hit during their terms. The Bush adminstration gambled again, and lost (even worse drastically cutting funding for the levees).

      The politicians have been playing Russian Roulette with New Orleans. In Russian Roulette, if you keep playing, you KNOW for a FACT you're going to get fscked, you just don't know when. This is 100% a human-engineered disaster. You can't tell me Taiwan can build the world's tallest building to hold up in an area that gets many earthquakes and typhoons, but the US doesn't know how to build a levee that can withstand a category 4 hurricane? It's not an "act of God" when the world's tallest building does or doesn't fall down in a 7.0 earthquake - it's an "act of Engineering" (and funding). Likewise for the levees.

    5. Re:Prediction by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      the disaster that was caused when the levees broke

      The levees didn't break. The seawall broke they are 2 different things. The seawall that broke had been inspected by the Amry corps of engineers and was not on any list to be upgraded or repair.

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    6. Re:Prediction by Frans+Faase · · Score: 1
      Of course, it is never possible to defend oneself against all possible disasters. But knowing that the leeves where only build to resist a category 3 hurricane, and the area is known to encounter stronger category hurricanes once every so many years, one would expect that solid evacuation plans would have been available. I was surprised to see that some of the road that could be used for evacuation where not entirely above the water level. Luckily, it seems that less people died then forcasted.

      The canal that connects Rotterdam to the North Sea has a storm surge system that is fully automatic, because it was considered that an autoamtic system would be more reliable to judge when it should close than humans. Extensive formal validation (using Z) was used to prove the correctness of all parts of the automatic system controlling this storm surge system. Maybe such a system for determining when a city such as New Orleans has to be evacuated should be developed. When Katherina crossed Florida there was already in increased risk that it could hit New Orleans as a above catergory 3 huricane.

    7. Re:Prediction by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's worse than that. The levees were specifically only designed to be able to withstand a category 3 hurricane. In other words, the science/math/engineering all basically says that the levees would break in a category 4 hurricane - they were breaking as designed, they didn't just "break by chance" ... in fact there was no way the levees could really have held up to a category 4 hurricane, by design they were too weak to do so.

      That in't quite how engineering works. You design something with a minimum in mind, not a maximum. Usually anyway. Yeah, whoever designed the levee system probably ran some numbers and figured there was no way it would survive a cat4, but they didn't design it to break at 3.6 or whatever, they designed it not to break at 3.

      Also, designing to withstand 3 no matter what doesn't really mean you expect that it will break at 4. It means you aren't willing to make any guarantees past 3.

      max

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    8. Re:Prediction by Kombat · · Score: 1

      I understand that the risk that the levees could break was well-known, and that governments (at various levels) decided to do nothing about it.

      That's a lie. The levees were designed to withstand a category 3 hurricane. City officials fully recognized that this was insufficient, and the levees were/are in the process of being upgraded to withstand the full force of a category 5 hurricane. Unfortunately, however, given the enormous size of the levees, this is not an overnight process. There are several years remaining until the scheduled completion of the upgrades.

      This is hardly "doing nothing about it." They were, in fact, in the midst of doing exactly what they should have been doing. Your criticism is ignorant and insensitive.

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    9. Re:Prediction by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Actually... *OTHERS* decide what "strength" to build something and how much they will spend to get it, at least in civil engineering (whether the "others" are politicians or your own company deciding its expected profit margin for the project).

      You put in your conservative fudge factor of course in order to exceed that strength factor while coming in at or under budget.

      If you think that you might be able to spend 10% more which will net you 20% more baseline strength (and maybe 30% more failure capacity) due to your clever engineering analysis, you might try to push up the line for it, but you then run the risk of pointing out that the same trick might be used to reduce the specified strength (but with your fudge factor meet it), saving the politicians 15% in costs (or netting your company 5% more profit).

      It's all trade-offs.

      The USCOE has a budget, and still seems to take its missions and roles somewhat seriously, because it realizes it does have a responsibility if the things it has put in place stop working. But the politicians and bureaucrats (fed, state, local) have a hand in the budgets and priorities to the USCOE, like any other government entitity.

      If Congressman Schlep wants/needs $5 million projects to go to his highway construction buddies, and they come from the district's levee and river navigation budgets, too bad.

      Which is too bad, because you'd maybe think that all those petrochemical and shipping companies might want to lobby stronger FOR keeping the levees in good shape, if only to look after the economics of having a good chunk of their labor dependent on those levees, as well as perhaps provide a better chance that any infrastructures will come out undamaged (i.e., I-10) as well.

    10. Re:Prediction by Kombat · · Score: 1

      The problem is that nobody in power (this adminstration or previous ones) has been willing to make the funds available to upgrade the levees

      This is simply factually incorrect. The levees were, in fact in the process of being upgraded to withstand the full force of a category 5 hurricane. The upgrades have been underway for several years, but given the enormous size of the task, will not be completed for several more years yet. Unfortunately, Katrina wouldn't wait. But to say that nobody was doing anything is just plain ignorant and wrong. They were doing exactly what needed to be done. It's just not an instantaneous process.

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    11. Re:Prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a significant difference between an "overflowed" levee and a "broken" levee. The NO levees were not designed to stop a storm surge of a cat 4 or 5. The event of them physically breaking down was not "expected" or "by design" at all.

    12. Re:Prediction by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Actually that is exactly how engineering works, but you have (perhaps deliberately?) misinterpreted me: I obviously do not mean that engineers specifically design to "a maximum", but in practice, and in effect, this is de facto what happens when you design to a minimum. The reason is that in construction, you by and large know the strength of the materials you use. (If engineers didn't have knowledge of material strength, buildings would be falling over all the time!) And because you know (within a narrow margin) the material strength of the materials used in a construction, you know what are the maximum forces that can be applied to that construction before the materials pretty much will fail. The choice of what materials to use then and what the minimum will be are based on e.g. funding, importance and so on. But a material that is known to only be able to handle a certain force, is not 'mysteriously' going to 'sometimes' handle a much greater force applied to it.

      There are occasional exceptions to this kind of, such as in electronic engineering with the rating of CPU clock speeds. But this sort of thing generally does NOT happen in construction ... "oh, let's just build with any old material that is several times stronger than is necessary" .. yeah right, that's a huge additional cost, and unnecessary given that one knows in advance that the more expensive material is N times stronger. The other exception is when it's more cost effective to work with a much wider margin of uncertainty on the strength of a material, if a material is abundantly available but of greatly variable quality.

    13. Re:Prediction by maxume · · Score: 1

      I would say you left yourself open to broad interpretion. I probably used more of that leeway than necessary.

      Anyway, as far as 'pretty much will fail' and 'mysteriously' go, the guy that signs off on the design is exposed to quite a bit of legal liability, as is whoever signs his checks. Because of this, he uses 'safety factors' in his calculations, to make sure that they are, for the most part anyway, conservative. So there ends up being a disconnect in the design strength and the actual real world strength. There is exactly nothing mysterious about this. 2 is considered 'small'.

      I feel I should also point out that clay and dirt are 'abundantly available but of greatly variable quality'.

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    14. Re:Prediction by workindev · · Score: 1

      I understand that the risk that the levees could break was well-known, and that governments (at various levels) decided to do nothing about it.

      Actually, no. The only risk that was well-known by the Government was that the levees might overtop and flood (not break) during a Cat 5 storm. Greg Breerword, a deputy district engineer for project management with the Army Corps of Engineers, told the New York Times:

      "We knew if it was going to be a Category 5, some levees and some flood walls would be overtopped. We never did think they would actually be breached."

      In fact, in 2002 the Bush adminisration commissioned a detailed study to simulate the effects of a Catagory 5 storm on the city of New Orleans, and the LSU engineers who worked on the project specifically stated that a breach in the levees was possible, but not at all expected.

      (Quote taken from here)

    15. Re:Prediction by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      That's a lie. The levees were designed to withstand a category 3 hurricane. City officials fully recognized that this was insufficient, and the levees were/are in the process of being upgraded to withstand the full force of a category 5 hurricane. Unfortunately, however, given the enormous size of the levees, this is not an overnight process. There are several years remaining until the scheduled completion of the upgrades.

      There was no plan to upgrade the levees to withstand a category 5 hurricane, or even a category 4 hurricane. According to the Army Corps of Engineers, the plans that were in progress were designed to protect against the surge from a storm "equivalent to a fast-moving Category 3 hurricane".

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    16. Re:Prediction by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      The second you talk about this as a human-caused disaster is the second that the insurance companies get out of paying claims. They cover natural disasters, not human-caused ones.
      So you are very right that politics is a big part of this.

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    17. Re:Prediction by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

      It is my understanding that the levees did not break until the day after Katrina hit the city. My guess is the rainfall inland ran down the Mississippi and put extra strain on the levee. In this case, its not the strength of the hurricane per se. The Mississippi is over 6 000km, and empties to the gulf through New Orleans. Thus, the rainfall from the storm is only part of the equation; New Orleans and in particular Lake Ponchartain bares the force of all the rainfall. This is a lot of energy.
      The fact that there was more than one instance where the levee was breached reenforces this speculation according to Pascal's Law: the pressure applied is equal at all points along the walls of a container.

      Engineers aren't miracle workers. They built a functional levee even -beyond specifications, according to you- during a strong category 4 hurricane. It's not fair to put the weight of the Mississippi on the Engineer's shoulders. Everyone wants to point fingers, but it's simply not the right time to do so. We tend to forget about the power of nature: we press too hard on chalk and it breaks, or we get caught up in a thought and trip or drop something. We need to put more energy into fixing what we still can.

    18. Re:Prediction by bluGill · · Score: 1

      As the other guy said...

      Engineers do not know things to an arbitrary narrow range. There are too many variables. If the contractor decides to add extra water to the concrete (which makes it seek a level, like water does, and thus there is no need to move the trucks to fill your forms), the concrete is much weaker. A contractor with no oversight can cause a order of magnitude reduction in strength. Even if there is oversight, there are many variables which could all combine to the worst. (that is a substandard mix could test fine because you test the one OK part, and your test overestimates) The only way to know perfectly how any given construction will behave is to do destructive testing. Anything else leave uncertainties, and some will weaken as a result.

      Now we do know things close enough that we just build in margins of safety. That just means we assume the worst cases that we can, and make things stronger. The margin of safety varies. For things where failure isn't a big deal (freight elevators where no humans will ride), we can make things cheap by using tiny margins. For things where humans are involved we tend to design for double or even triple loads. (that is a human elevator rated for 1000 lbs will have a 3000 lbs cable. Or more likely 3 1000 lbs cables) Unfortunately this costs money so we often use a smaller safety factor to make things affordable, particularly when things are big (a 60,000 lbs elevator may have cables rated for 70,000 lbs)

  13. energy by mit+gas · · Score: 1

    I recall reading that the energy expended by a hurricane like Katrina contained more energy than all the energy man has ever created in the history of, well, history. Does it seem likely that the energy we would expend in dragging an iceberg south or having a few submarines trawling about for a day even begin to compare?

    1. Re:energy by promatrax161 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you read what they say in the article, it is the right kin of the perturbations what counts, not their magnitude. Because the system of partial differential equations (which is a good approximation to the temporal evolution of the atmosphere) is nonlinear, even a small perturbation can cause a major change in the future.

    2. Re:energy by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      According to the 1993 World Almanac, the entire human race used energy at a rate of 10^13 watts in 1990, a rate less than 20% of the power of a hurricane. http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

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    3. Re:energy by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      So we find the right butterfly and hold a gun to its head!

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  14. What about detonating bombs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they dropped a few MOABs in the middle of a hurricane, could that possibly disrupt the wind flows, etc so that it won't pick up steam and become a full-fledged hurricane?

    1. Re:What about detonating bombs? by bemenaker · · Score: 1

      This has been studied, and a MOAB is not enough. It takes a couple of Hydrogen bombs to disrupt a hurricane. It is possible, but then you have all that nuclear fallout to deal with, on top of the negative impact of not having the hurricane hit the US. Hurricanes bring lots of needed water into the continental US. They are a neccessity for our survival. This would most definitely be a case of the cure is worse than the disease.

  15. how about ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Building cities above sea level
    AND
    2. Away from hurricane prone areas
    AND
    3. Investing in *capable* flood defences
    AND
    4. Making proper arrangements for mass evacuations.

    Your ideas are laughable. Nuclear submarines plowing the gulf of mexico? What the fuck are you smoking?

    Trying to stop a hurricane is a moronic idea. Almost as stupid as what seems to have happened in New Orleans.

    Perhaps you should run for Office.

    1. Re:how about ... by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Hehe. Okay, I shouldn't feed the troll.

      Excellent ideas. New Orleans wasn't built below sea level -- parts of it got that way because of measures in place to reduce natural disasters.
      Building away from hurrican-prone areas is a good idea; while we're at it, let's add earthquakes, tornados, tsunamis, monsoons, flood zones, proximity to religious wackos, volcanoes, hydroelectric dams, nuclear power plants to the list, and cross out any place without an adequate supply of groundwater. Now let's go there, kill the people already there, and build our city. It'll be a beacon to all civilization.

      On the submarines (or the windmills for that matter): how much water do you need to turn over to get the needed effect? The proposal is missing a few key points, like energy required to do it, and the desired result? Besides, Nuclear Subs and all that dragging will generate heat. Maybe what we need is a giant swizzle stick with a Handle of God on one end.

      The sciam article was great too... they get to the point of "what is the cost", and casually mention a series of earth-orbiting solar collectors beaming massive amounts of energy around.

      I'm suprised nobody came up with other crackpot ideas, like airdropping into hurricanes swarms of dumb, flying wind-powered O2 generators, separated Carbon from O2, reversing the greenhouse effect, and using the carbon and the massive energy of hurricanes to produce industrial-grade diamonds in the process: fly over a hurricane, dump these guys out the back, and have them fly home, maybe doing on the way a victory roll over the nearest international airport to show Man's dominance over Nature. Now that is what a crackpot idea should be like.

    2. Re:how about ... by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      1. Building cities above sea level

      IIRC, New Orleans WAS built above sea level. It sank over time.

      2. Away from hurricane prone areas

      Like the entire southwest and eastern coasts...?

      3. Investing in *capable* flood defences

      The levees were designed for a Cat 3 hurricane, IIRC. I would have to believe there was a safety factor in there, too. The problem is that Katrina had a *lot* more rain than a normal Cat 4, and apparently the budget for maintaining the levees was cut.

      4. Making proper arrangements for mass evacuations.

      For the most part, they are. In this *particular* case however, this is up for debate. It all boils down to the individual's willingness to leave. A prime example of Darwinism.

      =Smidge=

    3. Re:how about ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't trolling. My points are serious and valid.

      Regardless of how New Orleans came to be below sea level, this doesnt change the fact it is a bad place for a large number of people to live.

      All of your other risk factors are valid. Do you live on the side of an active volcano? (for example) I bet you don't.

    4. Re:how about ... by DingerX · · Score: 1

      No, but within a 60-mile-radius of my house, there are 4 major ancient cities that were wiped out by Earthquakes.

      The world is a dangerous place. Of course, "Act of God" is no excuse for lack of preparedness and crappy execution.

      Now I want my swarm of HurriBees!

  16. submarines??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the taming hurrican person have some love of submarines. To tow large structures you dont have to use submarines you can use other small and cost devices like nano bots or maybe a large airplane? Wouldn't a tanker be much better

  17. Another worry? by Geeselegs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We are already 'customising the climate' with gloabal warming.

    What's to say that this sort of 'controlled' weather manipulation won't cause more long term damage than it'll save.

    Any manipulation to something not fully understood is probably going to cause more harm than good.
    Money would be better spent rebuilding city's infrastructure less vunrable in the first place

    This reminds me of a /. article I read earlier today: http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/11/171 6205&tid=172&tid=218/ The Six Dumbest Ideas in Computer Security

  18. Good answer to this at NOAA by Excelcia · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a common question and there were indeed some experiments at hurricane modification. Most of the common ideas, including some of the ones that the original author proposes, are explained it the NOAA FAQ on tropical storms in the section TROPICAL CYCLONE MODIFICATION AND MYTHS.

  19. Uh, hurricanes have been around longer than SUVs by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and Katrina happened to get so large so fast just because we hadn't had other hurricanes to bleed off the heat in the Gulf's water. What everyone seems to forget is that if Global Warming were causing more hurricanes, which it isn't as we are on or below average across the last 20 or so years, is that the number of cyclones and typhoons would have to increase as well, which they haven't.

    As for the hybrid versus SUV debate. Keep your damn hybrids, veritable ecological disasters on wheels. The current generation are nothing more than marketing gimmicks.

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  20. Icebergs? by gowen · · Score: 1

    Without actually doing the arithmetic, the shear volume of ice you'd need to move to cool an appreciable area of the Gulf of Mexico simply doesn't bear thinking about. You'd basically have to cool the entire surface mixed layer, which extends tens of metres downwards.

    That's a *lot* of energy to extract through latent heat of water.
    Really, a hell of a lot.

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  21. What is the energy cost ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The energy cost of some of these seems solutions would just add to the global warming problem.

    Far better to build houses that aren't so badly affected by a hurrcane - rebuilding New Orleans somewhere else that was not at flood risk would be a good start.

    1. Re:What is the energy cost ? by mprinkey · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I think there is an untapped power *source* here. There is a significant temperature differential between the surface water and the water several hundred feet below. A submerged pumping station could easily move the cold water to the surface and use the temperature difference to run a power generation equipment. A low-pressure power cycle would work fine with such a system. Thus, you can reduce the surface water temperature and produce extra electricity.

      If you want to read more, google for "Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion."

  22. No, i wouldn't do it. by Ckwop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, this should not be attempted. Not now, not ever. Weather has one of the key properties of a chaos: Sensative dependance on initial conditions. This property gives rise to the proveriable butterfly flapping it's wings in China could cause a hurricane in the US. People make the mistake of thinking that if we could just introduce a tiny change to counteract the butterflies wings we could easily avoid the hurricane. This is wrong headed. Sure, me breathing on my keyboard right now may well stop a hurricane occuring in the US but I have no way of knowing this. The same errors that make weather prediction so difficult also apply to weather prevention. You can't really predict how your changes will effect the weather any longer than a few days in to the future and this makes it essentially useless.

    That's not all. Think of the political implications. Say the US was unable to stop a hurricane but could divert it in to Mexico instead. This could be considered an act of war. A hurricane's energy is equal to detonating a low yield nuclear war head every second for hours on end. Diverting this incredible destructive energy to impact on another country would almost certainly lead to war.

    Finally, hurricanes occur naturally. Even the strong ones, like Katrina, are a neccessary saftey valve on global climate. If you could in principle dissipate the energy of a strong hurricane that energy has to go somewhere and I bet it stays in the Atmosphere. It's like the fire safety camapaigns in the states where they put out forest fires all through the 60-80s. Eventually, there was so much debris on the forest flaw that when it inevitably caught fire we got huge "superfires" that were very difficult to put out and damaged a lot of property. I would conjecture that if we did somehow manage to stop hurricanes, eventually, we'd get a super hurricane of incredible strength that releases all that unspent energy. Not a nice prospect..

    Simon

    1. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by eebra82 · · Score: 0

      Time for weather news! I'm Ashley Simpson, thanks for joining me! To celebrate George Walker Bush's birthday, the White House ordered an 90 degree summer to replace the 30 degree weather which was initially planned for tomorrow. We would like to thank Coca Cola for contributing to the weather change done by NWSA (National Weather Switch Agency). Oh, and don't forget that we will use our machines to give those Iraqi people some snow. Those bartards.

    2. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
      the proveriable butterfly flapping it's wings in China could cause a hurricane in the US.

      You missed the point. Global warming is likely the cause of the last hurricanes that hit the US. Sorry, but I have no sympathy for the world's largest emitter of greenhouse gas.

    3. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by Anonymous+Coed · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of words just to say that you don't know anything either.

    4. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either post proof or STFU

    5. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, this should not be attempted. Not now, not ever. Weather has one of the key properties of a chaos: Sensative dependance on initial conditions. This property gives rise to the proveriable butterfly flapping it's wings in China could cause a hurricane in the US.

      The atmosphere isnt that chaotic. Sure it is dominated by chaos, but large inputs also dominate small inputs, and things trend back towards stability. Your sneeze becomes irrelevant the second an equation contains ocean temperatures or the sun.

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    6. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by blue_adept · · Score: 1

      I agree with you Simon. And another thing... you know when you drain your bathtub, you get those little water-cyclone thingies as the water spirals down into the drain? Well, I'd be careful not to accidentally disrupt those with your toe, because eventually all the pent up energy in your bathtub will cause it to explode. !!! Just like with the forest fires. !!! -sarcasm off -

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    7. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, me breathing on my keyboard right now may well stop a hurricane occuring in the US but I have no way of knowing this.

      OK, but how much does it cost you to just blow on your keyboard ? We're talking billions of dollars here, as well as thousands of lives at stake. BLOW ON THAT **** KEYBOARD ALREADY !

    8. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by notnAP · · Score: 1
      Say the US ... could divert it in to Mexico instead. ... [T]his ... would almost certainly lead to war.

      *grin* I like our chances...

    9. Re:No, i wouldn't do it. by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Eventually, there was so much debris on the forest flaw that when it inevitably caught fire we got huge "superfires" that were very difficult to put out and damaged a lot of property.

      Well, when rich dorks build log cabins in the western mountains, especially in the drier parts, and put shake roofs on them, they're just begging for their dream homes to be burned down, much like living in a mobile home park in the Midwest almost ensures that you will have a tornado unleash its wrath on you and your neighbors.

      The worst part of the "superfires" is that they kill the soil. Trees need a bunch of little microflora in the soil to grow. The process of forest development helps that microflora develop to support the trees. A superfire essentially sterilizes the soil.

  23. Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You could just try and get your president to agree to the Kyoto agreement.

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    1. Re:Kyoto by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      You know that hurricanes existed before mankind got here, right? They're not a new phenomenon. Mitigation of their effects is still useful, regardless of fundamentally flawed global warming treaties.

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    2. Re:Kyoto by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1, Insightful
      and this will stop hurricanes?

      Answer: no it won't, but it will line the pockets of corrupt "leaders" that leftists worship. Same people who profited hansomely off the oil-for-food business.

    3. Re:Kyoto by Cody+Hatch · · Score: 1

      First, a nitpick - the US president can agree all he wants (and a previous president did so), but US president has sharply limited powers. UK Prime Ministers, by contrast, have almost unlimited domestic power, so I understand how this could be confusing. In the US, Kyoto would require the agreement of both Congress and the president - and the last time anyone bothered to ask the senate, they voted unanimously against it (if memory serves, they felt it might harm the US economy, which was, it seems, unaceptable). Don't hold your breath waiting for them to change their minds.

      Addressing your actual point, I'm somewhat curious as to how you think the Kyoto agreement would help. Supporters estimate that it would delay the warming by 6 years. In other words, the temperatures we would otherwise experience in 2100 would instead be felt in 2106. There is a strong theoretical link (even if the empirical data is so far pretty patchy) between a warming planet and stronger hurricanes, so we can probably assume that this means that the hurricanes we would otherwise experience in 2100 will occur in 2106 instead.

      Given this...how would this help? Given just how long a timescale we're talking about, I'm not quite sure I see how an extra 6 years to build levees would really help. Sure a big construction project takes 20-30 years, but it'll be that long before the impact of Kyoto on sea temperature could even be measured (we're talking about very small fractions of a degree per year, after all).

    4. Re:Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 1

      Even living in the weather simplistic country of England (80% of the time it is just 'a bit nippy' and 'mostly cloudly') I am well aware that hurricanes are not a man made phenomenon. There is much evidence (see the IPCC website) to suggest that the increase in their rate of occurance and their severity are due to the increase in average sea temperatures. In the case of Katrina, most of the devistation was not due to the power of the moving air but the water which flooded the low lying land masses to the north of the Gulf of Mexico. The average water level in this region has risen significantly over the last century, due to increased global temperatures (see here either the IPCC or NOAA). There is strong evidence that man has had a dramatic effect on these issues.

      Yes, the Kyoto agreement has weaknesses, but outside the US the failure of Bush administration to engage on this issue has made the agreement a symbol of Americas poor global awareness particularly when it comes to burning fossil fuels. These were nicely summarised by a recent television appearance by president Bush when he asked Americans "not to buy gas for their cars unnecessarily for the next few weeks", implying that after that time it would business as usual and you should buy all the unnecessary gas you desire. Well, it's probably in the constitution or something.

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    5. Re:Kyoto by Cody+Hatch · · Score: 1
      "The average water level in this region has risen significantly over the last century, due to increased global temperatures."

      ...

      No you idiot! The damn area is a bloody tidal delta. Water levels have risen in the region (to the extent that they have; the stupid place has been flooding since they built it) is because the bits of it that aren't bloody sinking into the bloody sea are eroding, mainly due to stupid efforts to prevent the floods. Some areas are...what, 7 feet under sea level? If global warming had caused the sea to rise 7 feet, it'd be a WEE BIT OBVIOUS.

      Every year they have to build the levees up (and not by small amounts either) because they're sinking into the delta. Global warming, worst case, is causing an infintesamal fraction of that.

      Hint: Venice isn't proof of global warming either.

    6. Re:Kyoto by jcr · · Score: 1

      You could just try and get your president to agree to the Kyoto agreement.

      If the USA ratifies the Kyoto protocol, what will you blame for the next major weather disaster?

      Really, it would be unkind to deprive people like you of one of your favorite knee-jerk quips.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 2, Funny


      The Kyoto agreement is, hopefully, the first small step in a long process which will fundamentally change the way in which we as a species interact with our environment. Now I'm not niave enough to believe that Kyoto will solve much, if anything, itself. I'm well aware that in evolutionary timescales the industrial revolution occured just 10 minutes ago and that it will take time for us to learn how best to use our marvelous (and I really mean marvelous) new technologies. However, if nothing else the Kyoto agreement stands as a acknowledgement of responsibility and a commitment for change.

      The US (however it chooses to govern itself) has repeatedly failed to engage on this issue. As the supposed most powerful man on the planet, the failure of the US president even to acknowledge the problem doesn't represent much progress. Then again, I watch for 3 or 4 days as a quite horrific looking weather system closed in on the poor souls living in the Missippi delta and president Bush did precious little to save them. What chance then, that he will act on some less imminent or specific, but far more devistating scientific predictions?

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    8. Re:Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 1

      Ref: http://www.esajournals.org/esaonline/?request=get- document&issn=1540-9295&volume=003&issue=07&page=0 359

      Note that not all water in this region is within the tidal delta.

      Please provide references for "Global warming, worst case, is causing an infintesamal fraction".

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    9. Re:Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, you could ignore the root problem and deal with the immediate symptoms as suggested in the original post. I like the iceberg idea myself.
      Exactly how many icebergs does the US own?

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    10. Re:Kyoto by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we should spend billions to comply with that instead of taking the billions and putting them to use researching alternative fuel sources and doing things our way.

      Because you know that's why we did it.

      You didn't know that? You're ignorant, you say? Interesting.

      Read a fucking book, Sally.

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    11. Re:Kyoto by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Actually, if you've got some billions left and spend them on researching alternative fuel sources and more importantly, more efficient energy usage, you might end up complying with the criteria anyway.

      and doing things our way.

      Yeah, I've heard that from W. "Let's use science to take care of it.". Because science will magically make us able to burn the same amount (or more) of carbon-containing fuels while producing less CO2. Hoooooray for science. It can even circumvent basic chemistry.
      That's what you get when you confuse science with magic.

    12. Re:Kyoto by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      If you're one of the sad cases who believe that humans are damaging this planet, I can see why you'd believe that Kyoto is a good idea.

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    13. Re:Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 1

      Yes, sorry my mistake. It's obvious to me now. How silly. Thanks for putting me right.

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    14. Re:Kyoto by lgw · · Score: 1

      If you'd have listened to W more closely, you'd have heard that he wants to use less fossil fuel, and more "nukular" power. He additionally funded research to look for a way to store hydrogen densely enough to use as an alternative fuel for cars, allowing cars to effectively run off of electrical power without electrical batteries or other significant redesign - again, plently of viable, CO2-free, sources of electrical power, including that magical nukular power. There was a Slashdot story last week on a group of European researchers who claim to have done just that.

      Sometimes that W guy latches on to something good. Sure, lets find a way to reduce pollution, but lets not take the stupid approach of reducing our standard of living, when we can invent a better way.

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    15. Re:Kyoto by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Sometimes that W guy latches on to something good.

      I'm still eagerly awaiting the moment. Sure, lets find a way to reduce pollution, but lets not take the stupid approach of reducing our standard of living,

      The Kyoto protocol doesn't dictate any particular approach. A country may reduce its CO2 output to the agreed level by any means it deems effective. If W's magic was anything serious, he'd have the protocol signed. Not doing so just shows that he just gives a shit. Anything he proposes might or might not eventually happen after his presidency is over, and by that time he doesn't have to deal with it any longer. when we can invent a better way.

      ... or wait for magic. How many new nuclear power plants does GWB plan to build ? 50 ? 100 ? That's the order of magnitude needed to have any significant impact. But why be smarter and more efficient when you can be bigger and inefficient ? Where's the funding into fusion research ? And does a 3.6 L engine (vs. 6.8 L) reduce anyone's standard of living (and not just the imaginary dick size) by any noticable amount ? Or proper insulation of houses ?

    16. Re:Kyoto by lgw · · Score: 1

      The Kyoto treaty had nothing to do with reducing CO2 emissions. It doesn't meaningfully affect India or China, each soon to dwarf the US in emissions, and no one is making any real changes to meet their goals - just paying the fines. The Kyoto treaty was a thinly disguised attempt to tax America and transfer our wealth to other countries. Sacrifice for no real benefit. Gee, sounds like socialism.

      Just because you think one performance/pollution tradeoff is optimal, that doesn't mean that others must necessarily agree. You might not see driving a smaller car as a reduction in your standard of living, but you don't get to choose the values that others live by. If it weren't important to them, they wouldn't pay such a substantial premium to drive big vehicles.

      Fusion has been 20 years away for 50 years now - I'm not holding my breath. These new pebble-bed fission reactors look quite practical, however, and would solve the various problems associated with fossil fuels neatly - *if* that power can be used to heat houses and run cars. If dense hydrogen storage is possible it would be a huge help in solving the infrastructure problem, and funding has been directed to that research effort. It already seems to be producing results, assuming these guys aren't full of shit. Good old American, err, Danish ingenuity!

      Honestly, are you really interested in reducing CO2 emissions? Or are you only really focused on trying to remove the status symbols of people who beat you at life?

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    17. Re:Kyoto by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 1

      If I could get "my" president to sign anything, it would be a letter of resignation.

      Not sure if you've been paying attention, but our rights as citizens ain't what they used to be.

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    18. Re:Kyoto by kroymen · · Score: 1

      You prefer lining the pockets of the ultra-corrupt leaders that righties worship? That would be the same people that profited handsomely off of both Iraqi wars in case you weren't paying attention...

    19. Re:Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 1

      ...It doesn't meaningfully affect India or China, each soon to dwarf the US in emissions...

      ok, wikipedia must have it wrong then...

      Why do most other nations find the Kyoto agreement adequate to sign, yet the worlds biggest producer (by a long way per capita) of carbon emissions finds it so distasteful? Yes it's far from perfect, but what alternative have the US come up with? Yes some nations are missing their targets and just paying the fines. And you think that doesn't help? How long would you let your government put up taxes to cover fines that it could do something about?

      From my personal experience the USA is a nation less than the sum of it's parts. I have met some wonderful American people, but put them together and give them a country and they behave like a spoilt child.

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    20. Re:Kyoto by lgw · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I tend to think about global warming issues on a long timescale, so when I said "soon" I was unclear - I meant 25-50 years.

      How long would you let your government put up taxes to cover fines that it could do something about?

      Not long at all - I'd pick a government that rejected such a treaty! Solves the fines right away. I wonder how many nations paying fines will follow the American model in the next 20 years. Don't get me wrong, I like the *mechanism* of the Kyoto treaty, and it's a damn shame the same system was rejected for non-CO2 pollution control in the US because Bush was associated with it. Can you believe the American left would choose to reject good pollution control because it didn't include CO2 emissions control (and was proposed by the opposition), and so therefore wasn't an ideological victory?

      But for CO2 emissions, it comes down to this: if you want to reduce our standard of living, you need to have more guns than we do. That's how it works. That's how it has always worked. You can always expect to see the world dominated by countries who put their own interests first. How else could it work?

      Personally, I don't think we know anything useful about how CO2 emissions affect climate over anything but the shortest timespans (heh, there's my long view again, I mean we don't know what happens every 100,000 years or so to dramatically reduce temperatures and CO2 levels back to the norm of substantial glaciation), but even if that worries you, America shouldn't: we'll be moving on to other sources of power in a generation or two; we always do. I'm sure that, once we're no longer dependent on CO2 emissions to maintain our standard of living, we'll welcome and embrace treaties limiting CO2 emissions.

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    21. Re:Kyoto by WebfishUK · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I tend to think about global warming issues on a long timescale, so when I said "soon" I was unclear - I meant 25-50 years.
      ahhh, crystal ball gazing, a tool of fabulous merit in pseudo-factual discussions. I myself favour the notion that we will all be holidaying on the moon in 2050.

      But for CO2 emissions, it comes down to this: if you want to reduce our standard of living, you need to have more guns than we do. That's how it works.

      "From my cold, dead hands" I think was the expression Charlton Heston used. Welcome to the terrordome.

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    22. Re:Kyoto by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're right, of course, that one can't be sure about the future, but people seem to worry about global warming despite that uncertainty. It seems pretty certain that technology will continue to advance - it always has before. If you believe fossil fuels are quite limited (as those peak oil folks do) then we *have* to be done with oil in 50 years, as there won't be any. I don't buy that, but oil's only gets harder to find over time, and power sources limited by technology instead of availability (fission, fucion, solar, etc) only get easier over time. It does seem inevitable that oil won't be the cheapest form of power for long, and we as a nation are guaran-damn-teed to switch to something that's cheaper.

      Feel free to be unhappy that those with power control their own destinies, but it's trivially true.

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  24. Chaos theory by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ever hear of Chaos theory .
    the butterfly effect in specific .(warning :Sarcasm soon to come)
      Well to summarise ..A small change in a dynamic systems initial conditions can result in a wide variations later in the cycle .
    Edward Lorenz's theory was beautifully analogised to the butterfly effect .
    so as a more sensible solution , I advise that if we want to stop hurricanes .. we shoot all the butterflies in the world.

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    1. Re:Chaos theory by Alkind · · Score: 1


      Strange, feeding my brain with the same data you provide my output says that we should raise endless quantities of butterflies so the existing level of energy that has to come free is distributed over an endless chain of smaller incidents. More specific: instead of submarines we should have thousands of buoys with sun powered fans located at the African goldcoast that will create thousands of whirlwinds a day which results in a few small "hurricanes" a day to cross the ocean. May change the Caraibic weather for ever. The everyday surf gets better though.

      The same logic: the global warming and by that more energy accumulating is just one cause, less butterflies in the Amazon forests results in fewer but heavier catastrophes.

    2. Re:Chaos theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the ignoramus that moderated this redundant --
      This post was made about 10 minutes before the other post about the butterfly effect .
      The butterfly effect is also totally relevant

  25. physics strikes in by moro_666 · · Score: 1

    and strikes in hard ....
    A small quote

    --- Consider the math involved in such "ocean plowing." Nuclear powered submarines can travel as fast as 25 miles per hour. Let's assume that these submarines would be dragging an ocean plowing apparatus that slows the submarine down to 15 miles per hour.

    If the ocean plowing apparatus stretched a half mile wide, that means that a single submarine could plow 180 square miles of ocean in any 24 hour period. (The plowed surface area equals 15 miles per hour times 24 hours times 1/2 mile wide.)

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    does the word aerodynamics say anything to you ? submarines are shaped like cigar cells for a good reason, so they would have any chance to move at all, if you make the submarine drag-push just about anything, it wont slow down 10mph. it will just stop (in mph measures at least). 1 cubic metre of water still weight 1 ton, if you want to lift it, it takes a lot of power.

    however, you can use the submarines to wipe out 6 billion homo sapienses and stop the massive world pollution and save the earth that way ... after the nuclear dust has cleared, it will probably be ok pretty fast in terms of universe time.

    otherwise than that, we're too late to save the planet anyway, we should start to look for a new outpost and start building some rockets to get us there (that sound pretty familiar from movies, doesnt it ?)

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  26. Ocean plowing? by PorkNutz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's some of the stupidest crap I have ever heard. Ocean plowing? Wind powered pumps? ICEBERGS?
    This sounds like bad sci-fi.
    Why not use common sense, as in, DON'T LIVE IN A CITY THAT IS UNDER SEA LEVEL IN A HURICANE PRONE AREA! If are stupid enough to ignore that first peice of common sense, at least get the fuck out of the way if a hurricane comes.

    1. Re:Ocean plowing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you know any other place where the mississippi river touches the gulf, let us know. Bonus points if it's higher than sea level and the mississippi flows uphill to it.

      If not, you can shut the fuck up, because New Orleans is where it has to be, and will be rebuilt in the exact same place, so that it can go back to being the only transfer port between the central US and the rest of the world.

      That, or you can invent barges and tugboats big enough to handle international shipping but still not run aground on the mississippi and missouri rivers. Come to us then and you'll be well qualified to tell us what's stupid crap and what's not.

    2. Re:Ocean plowing? by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Some people don't appreciate the huge amount of goods that move through our rivers here in the United States.

      The Ohio River alone handles 275 million tons of Cargo per year (more than the Panama Canal).

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  27. Re:Control? by MaxwellStreet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Suppose we were able to steer a hurricane in a limited way using any of these water temperature techniques.

    Suppose also that there is a hurricane headed for a major city - say, Miami or New Orleans. And we employ this steering mechanism.

    The result is now that some agency decided that a smaller community - say, Mobile AL or Pensacola - bears the brunt of a hurricane instead of the larger city.

    Wouldn't the residents of the affected area have some serious legal recourse against whomever "steered" the storm toward them? Is this steering ethical, given that we're essentially choosing one group of people to sustain hardship and death over another?

    What about military use of this technology? Instant economic catastrophe for regimes you happen not to care for, whether you're in a shooting war or not. Or even political - making sure a red state gets the storm rather than a blue state. Given the current polarity of American politics, I could certainly see such a decision being made in a smoky backroom somewhere - buried so deep it'll never see the light of day.

    Until these storms can be eradicated completely - the ethical and moral questions related to affecting a storm's path and the potential for misuse of that technology would seem to outweigh its usefulness.

  28. What makes you think they dont already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Weather Modification Research and Technology Transfer Authorization Act of 2005 (Introduced in Senate)
    thomas.loc.gov

    S 517 IS
    109th CONGRESS
    1st Session

    S. 517

    To establish the Weather Modification Operations and Research Board, and for other purposes.

    IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES

    March 3, 2005

    Mrs. HUTCHISON introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation

    A BILL

    To establish the Weather Modification Operations and Research Board, and for other purposes.

    Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

    SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

    This Act may be cited as the 'Weather Modification Research and Technology Transfer Authorization Act of 2005'.

    SEC. 2. PURPOSE.

    It is the purpose of this Act to develop and implement a comprehensive and coordinated national weather modification policy and a national cooperative Federal and State program of weather modification research and development.

    SEC. 3. DEFINITIONS.

    In this Act:

    (1) BOARD- The term 'Board' means the Weather Modification Advisory and Research Board.

    (2) EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR- The term 'Executive Director' means the Executive Director of the Weather Modification Advisory and Research Board.

    (3) RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT- The term 'research and development' means theoretical analysis, exploration, experimentation, and the extension of investigative findings and theories of scientific or technical nature into practical application for experimental and demonstration purposes, including the experimental production and testing of models, devices, equipment, materials, and processes.

    (4) WEATHER MODIFICATION- The term 'weather modification' means changing or controlling, or attempting to change or control, by artificial methods the natural development of atmospheric cloud forms or precipitation forms which occur in the troposphere.

    SEC. 4. WEATHER MODIFICATION ADVISORY AND RESEARCH BOARD ESTABLISHED.

    (a) IN GENERAL- There is established in the Department of Commerce the Weather Modification Advisory and Research Board.

    (b) MEMBERSHIP-

    (1) IN GENERAL- The Board shall consist of 11 members appointed by the Secretary of Commerce, of whom--

    (A) at least 1 shall be a representative of the American Meteorological Society;

    (B) at least 1 shall be a representative of the American Society of Civil Engineers;

    (C) at least 1 shall be a representative of the National Academy of Sciences;

    (D) at least 1 shall be a representative of the National Center for Atmospheric Research of the National Science Foundation;

    (E) at least 2 shall be representatives of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration of the Department of Commerce;

    (F) at least 1 shall be a representative of institutions of higher education or research institutes; and

    (G) at least 1 shall be a representati

  29. Who would be liable? by fxm87 · · Score: 1

    Any obvious attempt to alter a hurricane (or any weather phenomena) would immediately open one up to all kinds of liability. Even if you had 100% success today you'd be blamed for any ill effects down the line. Prevented that hurricane from destroying a coastal city? Congratulations -- too bad you've upset some farmers suffering a drought farther inland. However, if you hid your true motives (e.g. eliminating destructive weather patterns) behind some commercial activity (e.g. mining gold from the ocean) you'd no doubt be untouchable.

    1. Re:Who would be liable? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      Even if you had 100% success today you'd be blamed for any ill effects down the line

      And if you diverted a hurricane so that it changed direction and hit another country? Sounds like a good way to make yourselves even less popular among the carribean nations.

  30. Re:Uh, hurricanes have been around longer than SUV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Where are the numbers? I get so pissed off everytime somene presents facts they've heard somewhere.

    1. Hear about it
    2. Check it out
    3. Post it with links to sources

    And btw: Energy makes things go faster e.g. a car or a hurricane....and heat is form of energy...(I won't provide sources to this as I assume americans used to learn this in school)

  31. From the NOAA FAQ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative


    Found this interesting reply to the parent, from our good friends at NOAA...

    Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by (fill in the blank)?

    http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5f.html

    There have been numerous techniques that we have considered over the years to modify hurricanes: seeding clouds with dry ice or Silver Iodide, cooling the ocean with cryogenic material or icebergs, changing the radiational balance in the hurricane environment by absorption of sunlight with carbon black, exploding the hurricane apart with hydrogen bombs, and blowing the storm away from land with giant fans, etc. (Some of these have been addressed in detail in this section of FAQ's.) As carefully reasoned as some of these suggestions are, they all share the same shortcoming: They fail to appreciate the size and power of tropical cyclones. For example, when Hurricane Andrew struck South Florida in 1992, the eye and eyewall devastated a swath 20 miles wide. The heat energy released around the eye was 5,000 times the combined heat and electrical power generation of the Turkey Point nuclear power plant over which the eye passed. The kinetic energy of the wind at any instant was equivalent to that released by a nuclear warhead. Perhaps if the time comes when men and women can travel at nearly the speed of light to the stars, we will then have enough energy for brute-force intervention in hurricane dynamics.

    Human beings are used to dealing with chemically complex biological systems or artificial mechanical systems that embody a small amount (by geophysical standards) of high-grade energy. Because hurricanes are chemically simple --air and water vapor -- introduction of catalysts is unpromising. The energy involved in atmospheric dynamics is primarily low-grade heat energy, but the amount of it is immense in terms of human experience.

    Attacking weak tropical waves or depressions before they have a chance to grow into hurricanes isn't promising either. About 80 of these disturbances form every year in the Atlantic basin, but only about 5 become hurricanes in a typical year. There is no way to tell in advance which ones will develop. If the energy released in a tropical disturbance were only 10% of that released in a hurricane, it's still a lot of power, so that the hurricane police would need to dim the whole world's lights many times a year.

    Perhaps some day, somebody will come up with a way to weaken hurricanes artificially. It is a beguiling notion. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could do it ?

    Perhaps the best solution is not to try to alter or destroy the tropical cyclones, but just learn to co-exist better with them. Since we know that coastal regions are vulnerable to the storms, building codes that can have houses stand up to the force of the tropical cyclones need to be enforced. The people that choose to live in these locations should be willing to shoulder a fair portion of the costs in terms of property insurance - not exorbitant rates, but ones which truly reflect the risk of living in a vulnerable region. In addition, efforts to educate the public on effective preparedness needs to continue. Helping poorer nations in their mitigation efforts can also result in saving countless lives. Finally, we need to continue in our efforts to better understand and observe hurricanes in order to more accurately predict their development, intensification and track.

    1. Re:From the NOAA FAQ... by redog · · Score: 1

      Missing from theses "potential" solutions is using the hurricane against itself.

      The best offence *is* a good defence.

      Mabe a huge vortex tube could do it!

  32. I agree with you but at least he's thinking. by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I think you're right. Let's stay above sea level and out of hurricane/flood prone areas but that's not always a simple task.

    I think his ideas are interesting, maybe not plausable, but interesting.

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    1. Re:I agree with you but at least he's thinking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How am I not thinking?

      Americans are odd.

      Just because you already have a city in a bad location, doesnt mean you should forget that sometimes you can't (shouldn't) fight nature. Its not like you dont have plenty space available in which to build a new city of this size.

      The money would be much better spent finding a less dangerous site for those to live, building a quality education infrastructure to get the (mostly) poor blacks properly integrated into society and out of poverty.

      Crazy ideas like this just distract from what you should be thinking about. This is not interesting its fantasy which stops you addressing the real problems!!

  33. so a crank is asking /. about science.. by marcushnk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems kind of ironic don't you think? :-P

    Seriously though.. I think I remember reading somewhere about "sowing" clouds for rain.. and that it had unpredictable results, I imagine that Toying with events as large as a Hurricane would be like taming a pit-bull with a cattle prod...

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  34. Blue skies... by EntropyEngine · · Score: 1

    I thought someone had already done this kind of thing with direct X-rays on cloud cover?

  35. Double plus fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how some people think that manipulating the world as we see fit to maximize profit will fix our problems, when that's the cause of most of our problems already!

    Making weather-control equipment will only bring us bigger problems later on. We need to work with earth and eachother, not patch the problems as they arise with artificial means on a natural earth we haven't even begun to really understand yet. Now that's real forward-thinking.

    Death is part of life. We can begin with that.

  36. This is the suckiest grouping of letters ever. by koonat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I've read Slashdot for a couple years now and never had an account. Your ideas to [stop,prevent,weaken] hurricanes are so horrible that I had to sign up. Seriously, I would rather have read about a new AOL disc being released. Or, some other lame thing. I cannot stress enough how awful this is. Seriously. Even 1995 you should have known better. Even if you were only 10... and educated by treegod worshippers. I don't think we should try to control nature, in general. I think we should lessen hurricanes through architecture. Now, if someone did have a way to just stop hurricanes, that would be great! Your ideas are just retarded.

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  37. Wouldn't Chaos theory say this is impossible? by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

    Hurricanes generally don't know what they're going to do more than a few hours/days beforehand; how can we know, let alone control them?

    Look at Ophelia, for instance. It's sitting there off the Carolinas, and still doesn't know what it wants to do with itself. Maybe it'll go towards Myrtle Beach. Or maybe it'll go towards Hatteras (some days I think the Wright Brothers memorial is really a hurricane magnet.) Or maybe it'll loop-the-loop like Hurricane Jeanne did last year, and swing back just when everyone thinks it's headed out to sea to die.

    I'm sure we could make one do *something* different, but I doubt anyone could ever say with definite precision whether the something was better or worse than what it would have done in the first place. It'd be like shuffling a deck of cards again. You'll get different results, but wouldn't be able to ever say whether different == better.

    Then again, if we put money into this, we won't be able to say that it's *not* working, either -- and politically (especially after Katrina) it might be hard to cut funding for this sort of thing.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't Chaos theory say this is impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hurricanes generally don't know what they're going to do more than a few hours/days beforehand; how can we know, let alone control them?"

      Ask them to set public read-access on their calendars first. Just checking their free-time won't be good enough because they may be signed off work with bad wind.

      Thank you, thank you!
  38. Hybrids != Hydrogen fuel cell cars by danaris · · Score: 1

    You're confusing hybrids with hydrogen/electric cars, methinks. Those require electricity from the grid or a hydrogen fuel cell charged elsewhere to run, and do, indeed, simply move the problem away from consumers (and largely onto the power plants, which I believe run much dirtier than your average auto these days...).

    Hybrids, on the other hand, at least as I understand the science, still run on ordinary old gasoline--they just use a lot less of it, 'cause they use some fancy techniques with generators and batteries and a purely electric motor that, when looked at closely, seem awfully like last century's technology...but end up increasing the efficiency of the car a lot.

    So points for effort, but no, you're wrong.

    Dan Aris

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  39. Let's do the math!: by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    Let's do the math. MAth is FUN! As I figure it, to raise water from 10 feet down in the ocean, using 100 subs, each with 100,000 horsepower, you can do 28,000 sq miles per day. Sounds huge, but the earth has an awful of of surface area. If you assume that we can narrow down the "bad" areas to plow to 1% of the earths oceans, you still can only do 2.1% of those areas each day, even with 100 subs. ANd don'tforget, the subs are each putting out over 100 megawatts of heat each!

    1. Re:Let's do the math!: by man_ls · · Score: 1

      How many burning Libraries of Congress is 100 MW?

  40. The simple solution... by dbhankins · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between a cyclone and a tropical storm? Organization. Destroy the storm's organization and it falls apart. Release a large amount of energy all at once at one spot in the eyewall, say a few hundred petajoules, and the storm should lose its cohesive spinning eye.

  41. The hurricane busting solution exists by Beautyon · · Score: 1
    Dyn o Mat manufactures a water absorbing polymer that can suck up many times its own weight in water. And I quoth:
    July 19, 2001: West Palm Beach, FL: Using a Canaberra, Dyn-O-Mat became the first people ever take a cloud off of Doppler radar.
    For the last 2 years extensive field-testing has been taking place. Including: cutting a cloud in half using a crop duster.

    Its made out of a polyacrylamide and they have been granted a patent.

    Seeing a demonstration of this compound is astonishing; a small sachet sprinkled into a large bowl of water instantly turned the entire volume of liquid into a jelly.

    My only question is this; what will all the fish think of it?
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    1. Re:The hurricane busting solution exists by grimJester · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight: You're suggesting turning something the size of a hurricane into jelly dropped from a height of several miles?

      I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or shudder in fear.

    2. Re:The hurricane busting solution exists by Beautyon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not suggesting it, the makers of that compound are, and they are actively trying to get government contracts as hurricane dispersers.

      Amazing isn't it? Imagine the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico covered in an inch layer of insoluble jelly...imagine it washing up on shore...It's a nightmare, and yet, they are totally serious.

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  42. Hurricane Creation by Pablo+El+Vagabundo · · Score: 1

    What makes you think that this is not already being done. For both Good and Evil.

    If there were groups with the knownledge and resources to produce and control hurricanes why tell everyone else. You now have the big stick of all.

    There have been reports that the russkies developed some weather tech during the cold war (and beyond)..

    What if Katrina was deliberate???

    Pablo..

    1. Re:Hurricane Creation by DoctorBit · · Score: 0

      Please, don't give W any more ideas for starting wars.

  43. Ocean plowing by skillet-thief · · Score: 4, Informative

    Phil Shapiro seems to know very little about submarines, or boats in general.

    First of all, nuclear submarines are a lot faster than what he says (25 mph, less than 20 knots). Even in 1995 when he wrote the FA.

    But most of all, he imagines that a 0.5 mile wide "plow" would only slow them down by 40% -- from 25 mph to 15 mph. My guess (based on experience from commercial fishing on not from submarines) is that a 0.5 mile wide plow would slow the sub down to 0 mph (or 0 knots, for that matter).

    If the rest of his ideas are as sound as that one, well...

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    1. Re:Ocean plowing by randumspin · · Score: 1
      This struck me as absurd as well.

      I doubt it possible to simply TOW a floating structure of this width...and he envisions it a couple of feet below the water.

      I wouldn't want to meet the captain of the nuclear sub or icebreaker (or even tugboat for that matter) who just found out his new assignment...."taming hurricanes". ha ha what a reason to go postal.

    2. Re:Ocean plowing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd like to know is how the &$*%* would he tow *ANYTHING* in 20 ft seas. During the "Perfect Storm" (the intersection of a Hurricane and two weather fronts) seas were as high as 40 feet. You couldn't tow anything within a hundred miles of that.

      If he would have seen just a few of the things that I have, he wouldn't even talk about it. I live in South Dade and have experienced Andrew and now Katrina (who's eye passed over my house!). Here are a few of the things I've seen:

      - a two by four (square on both ends) stuck 20 feet up in a Royal Palm tree.
      - a fifty foot freighter lifted over a 20 ft high flood control structure and placed in a guy's back yard.
      - 2 foot square concrete light poles snapped like toothpicks (about 20 in a row)
      - 2 foot round wooden light poles bent over nearly 90 degrees
      - a light pole with huge bolts bent and twisted like a pretzel

      You can't mess with mother nature!

  44. Nuke The Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a large nuke dropped into the ocean about one third the radius from the eye would kick up enough cold water that it would make a significant change to the progression of the storm.

    Not that I advocate dropping large nukes into the ocean.

  45. Conservation of Energy by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1
    Energy cannot be created nor destroyed. So when you blow apart a hurricane, the energy has to go somewhere... are you so sure what form that energy is going to take?

    In other news, scientists are working hard on airplanes that can't crash, pens that can't forge signatures and music that can't be copied.

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    1. Re:Conservation of Energy by lgw · · Score: 1

      The convection current would still be there - as long as it's not organized as a hurricane it's not a big deal. Entropy works in our favor in this case (not that this idea seems remotely practical, but anyway).

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  46. Could 6 billion people use thought to control..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could six billion people use thought to control the weather?

  47. Oh yes by kentrel · · Score: 1

    Considering the amount of people that die from Hurricanes every year then it's definitely worth trying.

    From my understanding hurricanes only occur when a dozen or so meteorological conditions are "perfect". It should not be impossible to affect enough of these to ensure the hurricane never happens, or it's strength is vastly reduced.

  48. Foolish arrogance by linuxbikr · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The poster with the NOAA information covered why trying to stop hurricanes is pointless. It's been tried.

    As to the relationship between global warming and hurricanes, there is none. Hurricane frequency occurs on a natural cycle of warmer SSTs (sea surface temperatures) in the Atlantic. This is a real phenomena that is not understood but does occur. When SSTs rise by 1 degree C on average in the above the equator in the eastern Atlantic, you get more hurricanes. Plain and simple. This rise in temperate occurs on roughly 20-30 year cycles. This is nothing new. The problem is, coastal building in the US occured during a natural "low" in hurricane activity. The intensity picked up in the 1990s and we're right in the middle of that "high" intensity phase now. When SSTs in the Atlantic cool (sometime in the next decade and head south of the equator), hurricane frequency will fall. We are talking thousands of square miles of ocean here that feed these storms. You think an iceberg and a couple of subs trolling the waters is going to affect that?

    Articles like this are so comedic. Despite being a race that has created nuclear weapons, we have nothing on Nature when it comes to brute energy expenditure. "Stupidity" does not even begin to describe the simplistic and child-like thinking that produced this article. Only human arrogance in thinking that we can solve or alter anything to suit our desires can produce tripe such as this article.

    Money and time is best spent on prediction, warning, disaster planning and recovery and further research into hurricane genesis so we can better understand how these storms come to be and how we can live with them better. And even then, it is an inexact science. People are better served by showing some awe and humility towards nature as history has shown, whenever Man tries to mess with Nature, Nature wins.

    1. Re:Foolish arrogance by khallow · · Score: 1
      Money and time is best spent on prediction, warning, disaster planning and recovery and further research into hurricane genesis so we can better understand how these storms come to be and how we can live with them better. And even then, it is an inexact science. People are better served by showing some awe and humility towards nature as history has shown, whenever Man tries to mess with Nature, Nature wins. No, Man has messed successfully with Nature for maybe ten thousand years. Messing with something that has energy expenditures far greater than that of the global nuclear arsenal is a little more difficult than the more routine stuff.

      Second, you ignore that the main premise may be correct, namely that hurricanes might indeed be controllable to a useful extent. Controlling chaotic systems is a relatively new frontier, but one aspect of many such systems is that control inputs can be signficantly smaller than the usual variation in the system and still produce large changes in the system down the road.

    2. Re:Foolish arrogance by Fjan11 · · Score: 1
      Man tries to mess with Nature, Nature wins

      Well, as a Dutchman I can tell we seem to have won our battle with the sea (for now, you could add).

      Your message seems to imply that one should not even consider doing something about the hurricane problem. That doesn't sound very American to me. Everyone knows heavier than air machines cannot fly, and all that. If it's the same foolish arrogance that landed people on the moon I'm all for it.

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    3. Re:Foolish arrogance by m0nstr42 · · Score: 1

      The apparent argument here is that nature wins, no matter what, so it's not worth even trying. That seems dangerously fatalistic.

      Note: I do agree that we shouldn't try to control hurricanes, for respect of the sheer power they present and our inability to predict the possibly devastating consequences of our actions.

      However, that doesn't mean the research is a foolish waste of time. We'll never know what's possible, in general, if we don't ask these kinds of questions. Every scientific discovery represents our natural desire to control nature for our benefit. Research represents the pursuit of that desire, the constant struggle against the unknown, and it always comes with the risk of failure. The truly foolish thing to do is never to ask questions for fear of a failure to find the answers.

      Furthermore, finding the answer doesn't always mean we have to act on it. That is our opportunity to be responsible. In this case I think this is the point where we should say "You know what, I think we might be able to alter the course of a hurricane.. but we don't really know for sure what will happen after that and the consequences could be worse than doing nothing". That seems to be the responsible reaction to the research, not to condemn it for attempting to find the answer to a question that may have no answer. All this means is we need to ask more questions, not that the first question was foolish to ask.

    4. Re:Foolish arrogance by Whafro · · Score: 1

      People used to say those kinds of things about natural phenomenon like lightning striking buildings. Then Ben Franklin (and another guy in Europe simultaneously) invented the lightning rod, and it's been less of an issue since...

    5. Re:Foolish arrogance by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      We are talking thousands of square miles of ocean here that feed these storms. You think an iceberg and a couple of subs trolling the waters is going to affect that?

      I didn't read the "crackpot" story, but I did read the SciAm article. The premise was that weather systems are chaotic systems, and chaotic systems can be very sensitive to initial conditions.

      They found that to alter the course of a hurricane, you might just have to change the surface temperature of a square km or so for a few degrees C for an hour or so (I don't recall the specifics, only that they thought it was feasible). The trick was of course that it had to be a very specific location, and a very specific change in temperature, and the timing was absolutely critical. The further away from this "optimal window" you got, the more effort you had to expend trying to alter the path.

      They didn't seek to make the hurricane go away, just go somewhere slightly different, like say not directly over any major cities etc.

    6. Re:Foolish arrogance by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      >Well, as a Dutchman I can tell we seem to have won our battle with the sea (for now, you could add).

      Building a big dam is hardly the same as stopping a hurricane.

      The problem is you can't destroy energy. Whatever you do to the hurricane its energy isn't going away , just moved about. And at some point that energy will be released and the consequences of that don't bear thinking about.

    7. Re:Foolish arrogance by codguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As to the relationship between global warming and hurricanes, there is none.
      While at this time, there is perhaps no unequivocal evidence to relate the changing frequencies/intensities of hurricanes to global warming, they are undoubtedly linked as almost any physical model will predict. While simple physical models generally predict that as the earth warms, the frequency and intensity of these storms should increase as well, the climate system is a complex beast with many feedbacks that are not necessarily intuitive.

      The real problem with linking global warming and hurricanes is that, well, we have very few long-term records of hurricane activity. "Reliable" records of hurricane activity based on meteorological observations, etc. only stretch back about 100 years. And before that we rely on historical observations. But a significant bias with the historical observations is that they generally only include land-falling hurricanes. Nowadays, we can see all the hurricanes and/or tropical depressions and storms that form thanks to satellite observations. This includes even those only that exist at sea--for example, the recent hurricanes Maria and Nate that never made landfalls. But prior to satellite observations, such systems would never have had the chance to be counted.

      Sorry for the long discourse here, but my whole point was to suggest that while there is currently no definitive relationship between global warming and hurricanes, it is not probably because one does not exist, but simply because we do not yet have enough evidence.
    8. Re:Foolish arrogance by linuxbikr · · Score: 1
      I refer you to NOAA's own FAQ on the subject of hurricane alteration/modification. Specifically, I refer you to section C5: http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/tcfaqHED.html

      As when Man messes with Nature, unforeseen or expected consequence are often the result. Keeping Nature at bay is not the same as bringing it under our direct and managable control.

      As to controlling hurricanes with regards to chaotic system, the fundamental problem is one of initial conditions. As it is well-known, small differences produce large effects. Lorenz proved this in his attempts to predict weather in the 60's. The same problem still remains. And the inputs you talk about controlling are vast.

      And we need to understand the process by which a tropical wave makes the transition to tropical depression and evolve into a full-blown hurricane. We currently do not understand how this happens. And even when we do learn and are able to predict with a decent amount of accuracy which storms will become hurricanes and better able to predict their tracks, what then? The expenditure of tens of billions of dollars to prevent one possible landfall of a major hurricane just to save some man-altered coastline?

      I don't see it as a possibility that we can stop a hurricane. You could drop every nuclear weapon on earth into it and it would just keep on coming. Nature can churn up a million cubic feet of atmosphere and sustain the forces involved for two weeks at a time (the life of an average hurricane). There isn't enough energy on the planet for us to harness that can match that.

      If we are able to precisely measure the initial conditions that lead to hurricane genesis, small changes might yield useful effects. But then we would need to predict the effects of those changes with like accuracy. People in the future would be none-too-pleased to have a prediction go wrong and a hurricane that was supposed to stay out to sea turn in and hit their homes intead. As Katrina is showing, politicians are real quick to point fingers. However, the precision required for this would probably require sensors operating at cubic inch resolution and that is simply not doable (and it is probably a conservative estimate). Not to mention the mere presence of sufficient numbers of sensors could alter the initial conditions themselves and thus invoke Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Isn't chaos grand?

    9. Re:Foolish arrogance by Fjan11 · · Score: 1
      > Building a big dam is hardly the same as stopping a hurricane.

      Building dams is only a small part of the battle against the water. It is not feasible to build dams everywhere (at least not in New Orleans nor in the Netherlands) so you need flooding areas: designated walled off spaces where the energy can release. You need wave breakers to take energy out of storm surges, you need movable doors to seal of shipping lanes, etc.

      But my point main point was: it is not a given that Nature always wins.

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    10. Re:Foolish arrogance by Danh · · Score: 1
      As to the relationship between global warming and hurricanes, there is none. Hurricane frequency occurs on a natural cycle of warmer SSTs (sea surface temperatures) in the Atlantic

      Your first statement was drawn a bit too quickly. With warmer temperatures the air has more energy, and thus a hurricane is stronger. In addition, with the global warming also the sea surface temperature gets higher, this probably with a delay of about 1200 years (the period of the oceanic water circulation).

      As for the crank and his FA on how to lower the sea surface temperature, I think most don't realise, that if you deploy something that can affect something as big as an hurricane, this affects also many other things. These effects can hardly be predicted. Who thought 20 years ago that we will stop suppressing every possible forest fire?

      And before we get a technology that can stop hurricanes I hope we get an international treaty that stops the military from using such a thing to create storms, otherwise we will see its number increase instead of decrease :-)

    11. Re:Foolish arrogance by khallow · · Score: 1
      I don't see it as a possibility that we can stop a hurricane. You could drop every nuclear weapon on earth into it and it would just keep on coming. Nature can churn up a million cubic feet of atmosphere and sustain the forces involved for two weeks at a time (the life of an average hurricane). There isn't enough energy on the planet for us to harness that can match that.

      Who said anything about stopping hurricanes in this article? Just having the ability to shift a hurricane's path by 20 miles to a side or slightly cooling the water in its path makes a big difference.

    12. Re:Foolish arrogance by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's very little fallout from a nuclear weapon itself (unless you purposely design it that way). Most fallout comes from materials on the ground becoming radioactive due to neutron bombardment. This isn't really a problem with water.

      However, a nuke, even a big one, is a really *small* amount of energy compared to a hurricane. The energy from a nuke is released very quickly, so it seems impressive, but orbiting reflectors could provide far more energy on any given day (assuming we're talking about a large-scale system here). Either approach would require us to have a predictive understanding of a chaotic system, however, so I'm not holding my breath. I'd like to see the experiments, even if they fail, as we're bound to learn something. Our models will only get better.

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  49. Ahem, I believe this is the site you guys want.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weatherwars.info

    Weather manipulaton is a real technology, been happening for a long time.

  50. Predict and move before it developes? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    How about just diverting it while its developing? If you could create some kind of area of 'attraction' or 'repulsion' right next to the hurricane you might be able to change its path, maybe divert it over the southern states so it doesn't hit anything important?*

    Creating these areas could involve spraying something or heating something, yes its still a big area to cover/lots of energy to use even with the start of the storm but diverting it at the source seems far more feasable than stopping a full grown storm just before it enters territorial waters?

    *I'm not American so I can say that, kinda, look! an eagle!

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  51. Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by syukton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or if the Governor of Louisiana had specifically asked the federal government for certain kinds of assistance...

    She said "We need your help, we need everything." but she did not specifically request federal military support. Her press secretary said that she believed that such a specific request was not necessary.

    I'm pretty sure that there are rules which regulate the deployment of federal troops within state borders. I think that it is indeed something that must be formally and specifically requested.

    CNN.com has free video now, but it's free video that you can't link to (hardly "free" if you ask me). Go to CNN's homepage and watch the clip "Miscommunication Delayed Response" to hear the governor say to her press secretary in what looks like a rehearsal or perhaps a moment that the governor believed the cameras were not yet recording. She said on Wednesday (to her press secretary in a whisper while being recorded): "I really need to call for the military, I should have started that in the first call." These are pretty damning words to be said on tape.

    Katrina was indeed predicted, and one of the bureaucrats said "We need your help, we need everything you've got." which meant to her "send planes, trains, buses, boats, food, water, shelters, etc" but she did not communicate such requests specifically.

    And let's not forget the fact that Louisiana's National Guard are mostly deployed over in Iraq. They were not even in place or ready to help the state cope with the disaster, because the Federal government thinks they can be put to better use overseas. Let's also not forget that since 2003, the levy budget has been but a pittance due to lack of contribution by the federal government because of, specifically, needing to fund the Iraq war.

    One more thing we can't forget is that a man can make a phone call and order thousands of people to be killed instantly by napalm, but that same man cannot make a phone call and order thousands of water bottles dropped on a city ravaged by a hurricane? Think about this one real carefully: We can more quickly and capably kill our purported enemies than we can help our own citizens. Is that the kind of nation you want to be a part of?

    We do not need to control hurricanes, we need to control our government.

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    1. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "...but that same man cannot make a phone call and order thousands of water bottles dropped on a city ravaged by a hurricane? Think about this one real carefully: We can more quickly and capably kill our purported enemies than we can help our own citizens. Is that the kind of nation you want to be a part of?"

      Actually -- yeah.

      It kinda sucks in times like these, but the purpose was noble...it is entirely there to ensure the gov't cannot send troops into its own land to serve up marshall law and otherwise take over at will.

      Sure, it happens -- but at the behest of the local and state governments (and baring that -- with the approval of congress).

      From what I understand, even the national guard is not under the president unless it is deployed out of the country -- within, they are under their respective governors -- who may elect to put them under a national structure (though I'm not 100 on this point).

      But all in all -- the President is commander in chief of the military, meaning he can kill thousands on foreign soils almost any time he wants. And the constitution guarentees that being the most powerful man in the country controlling these weapons cannot turn them easily against his own people -- even if the intent was for good. After all, how long before someone thinks that if they can deploy the Marines each and everytime there is a natural disaster until they decide to deploy the guard to ensure strikes are averted (for the national good) or clean out drug dealers (for the national good) or police voting polls (for the national good)?

      Now think to yourself -- if you think Bush is a good president and he should have this power, think back to Clinton -- remembering the party in power shifts every few years. Many things we want politically we'd hate / scream of political abuses if the opposing side were to have the same exact power (i.e., the Senate trying to suspend the filibuster).

    2. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And let's not forget the fact that Louisiana's National Guard are mostly deployed over in Iraq. They were not even in place or ready to help the state cope with the disaster, because the Federal government thinks they can be put to better use overseas. Let's also not forget that since 2003, the levy budget has been but a pittance due to lack of contribution by the federal government because of, specifically, needing to fund the Iraq war.

      One more thing we can't forget is that a man can make a phone call and order thousands of people to be killed instantly by napalm, but that same man cannot make a phone call and order thousands of water bottles dropped on a city ravaged by a hurricane? Think about this one real carefully: We can more quickly and capably kill our purported enemies than we can help our own citizens. Is that the kind of nation you want to be a part of?


      Damn, wish I had mod points. I will add few comments.

      First, it has come to no surprise to me that this one man is also benefitting his buddies in oil and contracts. Talk about a contrast between the republican ideal of "help yourself" vs. "helping yourself". Also, there won't be any windfall taxes on oil industry.

      Even if the levies were continued funded since 2003, would there have been enough time to fortify them for a Category 5 hurricane? 2005 would have likely been the second year of the project.

    3. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It kinda sucks in times like these, but the purpose was noble...it is entirely there to ensure the gov't cannot send troops into its own land to serve up marshall law and otherwise take over at will.

      Yes, IIRC there is something inthe US Constiution about military occupation of private homes. Anyhow, thanks to the Supreme Court, eminent domain will work just as well. (Aside: it's really a conflict of interest -- taking over property for economic development, which generates tax revenue.)

    4. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Rob_Ogilvie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And let's not forget the fact that Louisiana's National Guard are mostly deployed over in Iraq. They were not even in place or ready to help the state cope with the disaster, because the Federal government thinks they can be put to better use overseas.

      Fool - there were national guard left in the state, and the state government let them sit around. The state government was advised to preposition everything they had before the storm hit to help keep order and control post-hurricane. They did not. They heeded no warnings.

      Let's also not forget that since 2003, the levy budget has been but a pittance due to lack of contribution by the federal government because of, specifically, needing to fund the Iraq war.

      I keep wondering why it's the federal government's job to build levies in NO, a city. Nevertheless, it would have taken a whole hell of a lot more money than what was asked for by *anybody* to get the levies category-4-hurricane-ready.

      So yeah, the government screwed up bigtime... but it was the state's and city's faults entirely. It isn't the federal government's job to protect states in this situation... mereley to augment or aid them.

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    5. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by killproc · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Yes, and I think that the point is on the top of your head...

      What Hurricane Katrina exposed was the psychological consequences of the welfare state. What we consider "normal" behavior in an emergency is behavior that is normal for people who have values and take the responsibility to pursue and protect them. People with values respond to a disaster by fighting against it and doing whatever it takes to overcome the difficulties they face. They don't sit around and complain that the government hasn't taken care of them. And they don't use the chaos of a disaster as an opportunity to prey on their fellow men.

      But what about criminals and welfare parasites? Do they worry about saving their houses and property? They don't, because they don't own anything. Do they worry about what is going to happen to their businesses or how they are going to make a living? They never worried about those things before. Do they worry about crime and looting? But living off of stolen wealth is a way of life for them.

      People living in piles of their own trash, while petulantly complaining that other people aren't doing enough to take care of them and then shooting at those who come to rescue them--this is not just a description of the chaos at the Superdome. It is a perfect summary of the 40-year history of the welfare state and its public housing projects.

      The welfare state--and the brutish, uncivilized mentality it sustains and encourages--is the man-made disaster that explains the moral ugliness that has swamped New Orleans. And that is the story that no one is reporting.

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    6. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A welfare state isn't necessary in order to have people who don't own anything.

    7. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I keep wondering why it's the federal government's job to build levies in NO, a city."

      Because the Missippi has to flow and has to be navigatable for the now 5% of all shipping in the nation (it use to be MUCH higher) along with approximately 50% of the petrolium from the continental US.

      New Orleans isn't just a tourist town. It grew up this way because of the port.

      Its a national resource and as such, the town can't touch it -- much as they'd like to its out of their hands.

      All in all, you are wrong. It was the federal gov'ts problem for not reinforcing the levies -- that is totally on them and the damage cause by flooding. It is the city and states fault for not protecting their human assets. It is both of their faults for not coming together and getting their act together without trying to blame the other.

    8. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Politburo · · Score: 1

      She said "We need your help, we need everything." but she did not specifically request federal military support. Her press secretary said that she believed that such a specific request was not necessary.

      Such a specific request, per the National Response Plan, the Insurrection Act, and various other laws, is simply not necessary. The President has the full power to federalize the National Guard or use the military. The failure to do so was a political failure, not a bureaucratic failure. Bush, leader of the 'states rights' party, did not want to overrule the governor. The governor may have failed to adequately communicate the situation, or may not have wanted to appear helpless.

      It was a failure of leadership, at all levels. Hopefully there will be a real investigation into what did and did not happen, so that we are better prepared for the next natural disaster or terrorist attack.

    9. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really off topic now...

      "Anyhow, thanks to the Supreme Court, eminent domain will work just as well."

      The federal government cannot claim eminent domain -- that is purely at the state and local level. This is why there has been a rush by states to either ammend constitutions to make their populations happy, or pass laws strictly defining what can be considered for eminent domain.

      I agree with the Supreme Court in this instance -- even though I think the effect was horrible. Its not the federal gov'ts role to tell the state to do something that isn't governed by the US Constitution. Most state governments don't like this either. Generally eminent domain is done purely at the local level, generally by a short thinking politician or group of politicians.

      For instance, a good friend was told he needed to sell a house several years back because his land was right in the middle of a parcel bough by WalMart that they wanted to make into a parking lot. The mayor wanted to claim eminent domain on that and sell it to walmart at a very low rate...lucky the city council didn't care much for this -- especially since the grandfather sat on this (and had uncles that were on it before). They ended up holding out until the bulk of the building was completed and a parking lot built around them and had a bidding war between WalMart and a gas station that would have loved the location...ended up with over a million from the sale of a house worth at most $100k. Eminent domain would have given him $50k (and left him with a mortgage that still wasn't paid off).

      I can't stand eminent domain...I've rarely seen it useful. But the supreme court did its duty by not extending the constitution past what our founders and its ammenders had legally decreed. That is the purpose of the supreme court -- not to uphold gay marriages bans or to tell a state they have to vote a way different than their own constitution says...it is to interpret solely what is in the constitution and its amendments.

    10. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by rising_hope · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fool - there were national guard left in the state, and the state government let them sit around. The state government was advised to preposition everything they had before the storm hit to help keep order and control post-hurricane. They did not. They heeded no warnings. You obviously spend too much time listening to Sean Hannity. The governor declared a state of emergency on August 26th, several days prior to the hurricane. His statement that *most* of the LA national guard being in Iraq is indeed incorrect. About 30% was, along with about 50% of the National Guard resources. Requesting national gaurd from other states requires the approval of the Federal Government. A request was made. The request was not granted until 9/2, after the hurricane had made landfall a full 24 hours prior. The president himself declared Lousiana a National Disaster on Friday, two days prior to the hurricane landing. At that point, it became the duty of the federal government's (Department of Homeland Security, specificially) responsibility. According to the President's own directive (HSPD-5): The Secretary shall coordinate the Federal Government's resources utilized in response to or recovery from terrorist attacks, major disasters, or other emergencies if and when any one of the following four conditions applies: (1) a Federal department or agency acting under its own authority has requested the assistance of the Secretary; (2) the resources of State and local authorities are overwhelmed and Federal assistance has been requested by the appropriate State and local authorities; (3) more than one Federal department or agency has become substantially involved in responding to the incident; or (4) the Secretary has been directed to assume responsibility for managing the domestic incident by the President. Now consider that only 1 of these 4 conditions need be met. Considering that the president declared the area a national disaster prior, the feds had already taken on (1). The call for "everything you've got" seems to pretty much state as clear as anything I can see that the local and state governments were pretty clearly overwhelmed, meeting criteria (2). The coast guard, national guard, fema, as well as non-governmental agencies like the Red Cross, feed the children, etc, etc, were all involved, meeting criteria (3). Now, I'm not sure if the president specifically directed the Secretary to become involved, but it's pretty clear at least that he knew the secretary was down there and attempting to manage the situation. If he did, that would match criteria (4), if not, the other (3) still hold up. You can see the Presidential directive for yourself: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/02/20 030228-9.html So yeah, the government screwed up bigtime... but it was the state's and city's faults entirely. It isn't the federal government's job to protect states in this situation... mereley to augment or aid them. So yeah, the government screwed up big time... But it was the federal government's fault entirely, based upon the President's own presidential directive. It was the duty of the Department of Homeland (In)Security to coordinate and (mis)manage and request the appropriate resources immediately upon the declaration of disaster and request by the local and state governments for aid. I think it's ironic that republicans place blame for the (mis-)handling of this disaster purely on local and state government officials, particularly when (Republican) Hailey Barbour of Mississippi would be equally accountable. So, go ahead, and keep ranting the right wing talking points, but the federal government spelled out pretty clearly who to blame here: itself. I keep wondering why it's the federal government's job to build levies in NO, a city. Nevertheless, it would have taken a whole hell of a lot more money than what was asked for by *anybody* to get the levies category-4-hurricane-ready. Consider that the

    11. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Gulthek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. We should cut off those parasites and let them die like the animals they are. Ticks get a cigarette...

      Yeah, hear how insane that is? BTW, cite examples of the welfare parasite that aren't from tv or Ronald Reagan's (and the conservatives that follow) old and tired whinings. Oh, wait. That's a myth!

      The truth is that welfare *penalized* people for working while on the system. But the Personal Responsibility and Work Act of 1996 took a step in the right direction and, guess what?, tons of people on welfare jumped at the chance to work and contribute without losing everything for it.

    12. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Ahh, yes, let's make excuses and tow the Republican party line! The mayor of New Orleans was an incompetent boob, and that changes absolutely nothing about how dreadfully slow and stupidly organized the federal response was.

      I have no axe to grind here about any particular party, but it's clear that you do. Please shut up until you can see without your red colored glasses.

    13. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I spoke before I read everything you had to say. :-(

    14. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One more thing we can't forget is that a man can make a phone call and order thousands of people to be killed instantly by napalm, but that same man cannot make a phone call and order thousands of water bottles dropped on a city ravaged by a hurricane? Think about this one real carefully: We can more quickly and capably kill our purported enemies than we can help our own citizens. Is that the kind of nation you want to be a part of?"

      It has always been, and will always be, easier to create chaos out of order than to create order out of chaos.

      For a more enlightened and researched view of Federal Response to hurricane Katrina, checkout http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05254/568876.stm

    15. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      A welfare state isn't necessary in order to have people who don't own anything.

      But is it a huge step toward keeping them that way.
      Ex. Why should I work if Uncle Sam will send me a free check each month?

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    16. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plagiarist. You ripped that verbatim from a 2 September Robert Tracinski column at The Intellectual Activist (www.tiadaily.com).

      TFA: http://tiadaily.com/php-bin/news/showArticle.php?i d=1026

      Shame on you.

    17. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Omnifarious · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I sort of agree with you, and sort of don't. I think the most pernicious effect of a welfare state is the increased government power it gives over people's lives.

      I can well understand why people dependent on government might come to rabidly hate it and exhibit just the behavior you describe. I blame them about as much as I blame the woman who keeps going back to the abusive boyfriend/husband.

      But, the truth here is that given the expectations set and about government responsibilities in a disaster situation, many people's responses were quite reasonable. The government completely failed to live up to those expectations, and needs to be held accountable. I think setting different expectations and dismantling some government agencies is the answer, but I doubt most people will.

      Also, given the long-standing corruption of the local police force, and their blatant exhibition of that corruption in the aftermath of the hurricane, I'm not in the least surprised they were shot at.

    18. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by syukton · · Score: 1

      Such is slashdot.

      With such a low userid, you're very well-practiced by now, no doubt. ;)

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    19. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by killproc · · Score: 1


      Absolutely. Verbatim.

      That does not make the statements any less true or any less applicable to the conversation.

      I feel no shame for posting this. Most of the liberal claptrap that I read in most of these posts (parent included) is merely regurgitated pap from the liberal media machine.

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    20. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by syukton · · Score: 1

      I would hardly call that article enlightened. They compare the disaster response for Katrina to other hurricanes such as Hugo, Andrew, Dennis, and Iniki. Other hurricanes which didn't completely flood an entire city. It simply isn't a fair comparison at all.

      "For instance, it took five days for National Guard troops to arrive in strength on the scene in Homestead, Fla. after Hurricane Andrew hit in 2002. But after Katrina, there was a significant National Guard presence in the afflicted region in three."

      Homestead, Florida wasn't under eight to twenty feet of feces-laden and diseased water. Not a fair contrast at all.

      Enlightened folks don't compare apples and oranges.

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    21. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Forbman · · Score: 1

      deploy the guard to ensure strikes are averted (for the national good) ...already happened several times. Depending on how loose your definition of "strike" is, I'd say that the last times were either deployment of Guard and Army Reserve (remember, those are federal not state troops) in various places in the South to enforce court rulings against segregation of public institutions...

      Then there are the anti-war riots during the 60's and 70's that were in part broken up by soldiers along side civilian cops...

      But better examples are various large strikes that were put down by US soldiers in coal, railroad and steel industries.

    22. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Forbman · · Score: 1

      I keep wondering why it's the federal government's job to build levies in NO, a city. Nevertheless, it would have taken a whole hell of a lot more money than what was asked for by *anybody* to get the levies category-4-hurricane-ready. ...because the Mississippi River is a "navigable waterway" (i.e, it has commercial shipping on it), which means it falls under the USCOE's jurisdiction to maintain the navigability of that waterway, which the levees provide (the flood control is a side issue) in order to more predictably control the Mississippi's flow, so those are USCOE levees, even the ones holding Lake Ponchatrain out of NO.

      In other areas with large rivers but are not navigable, the states and municipalities work to maintain the levees. My experiences with that are in NW Washington (Skagit, Nooksack, etc), where the lower parts of those rivers are behind levees that are built and maintained by the state and county, not the USCOE. USCOE maintains levees on the Columbia and Snake Rivers where the barges go.

      At least in Florida, it seemed like Jeb Bush declared a state of emergency *BEFORE* Katrina hit. Did they do that in MS, LA and AL? If they did, it didn't make the press.

    23. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Government welfare state or Corporate welfare state?

      "I owe my soul to the Company Store"

    24. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Nikkos · · Score: 4, Informative

      At some point responsibility has to be taken by the local and state governments rather than point fingers at the fed.

      1. The Mayor did not correctly implement the detailed evacuation plan. He (or his aids) also refused help from AMTRAK, which was already evacuting it's own people and equimpent and had offered to take citizens with

      2. The Gov refused to allow the Red Cross and Salvation Army (the real first responders, with food, water, medicine, and supplies already staged) into the area untill after all hell had broken loose.

      3. Neither of these incompetents followed established protocol when requesting aid.

      And let's not forget the fact that Louisiana's National Guard are mostly deployed over in Iraq. They were not even in place or ready to help the state cope with the disaster, because the Federal government thinks they can be put to better use overseas. Let's also not forget that since 2003, the levy budget has been but a pittance due to lack of contribution by the federal government because of, specifically, needing to fund the Iraq war.

      4. This is stunningly false. Funding for the levy has been higher under Bush than under Clinton. Indeed, there may not have been enough funding, but the real problems with fixing the levies were due to multiple fractured levy organizations, the "NOT IN MY BACK YARD" crowd, and repeated lawsuits by enviromental organizations. This has been going on for 30 years.

    25. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry - but #4 isn't true - It's a Republican talking point. It's also not true. Clinton requested many times what Bush currently has requested. IT didn't get approved by the Republican Congress

    26. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by swillden · · Score: 1
      Dude. You may have had something interesting to say, but I simply cannot read a huge block of monolithic text like that. Learn to use

      tags.

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    27. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
      > Why should I work if Uncle Sam will send me a free check each month?

      Because living on welfare blows?

      The people I've known who were living on welfare for a while were typically very keen on getting a new job ASAP, for reasons of pride as well as simply needing more money to live on.

      (That being said, there certainly are cases where the system provides a disincentive to work, such as when you've lost a well-paying job and your UI benefits are higher than the pay you'd earn from many new jobs, or when you have a health problem and can't afford to lose the health insurance that comes with welfare. Those are real problems, but "why should I work?" is not, at least in my experience, and it's nonsense to keep repeating it.)

    28. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      *chuckle* Well, it is an experience I, in general, try to avoid. :-) The first part of your post pushed a button because it was sounding very partisan.

    29. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Not working" also isn't necessary in order never to own anything. If you make just enough to pay for your rent and other basic expenses (and *gasp* there are people who make that little), you'll never own anything. Most third world countries aren't known for their great welfare systems, either.

    30. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Nikkos · · Score: 1

      No, it is true. And even if it wern't, the simple fact that they've been given enough money over the last 30 years to build the levy 30 feet high and have pissed it away on other projects and political battles is more than enough to show who's really at fault for this disaster.

    31. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by terrymr · · Score: 1

      You must have had your tv turned off the saturday sunday prior to the storm making landfall, I must have heard it said a dozen times a day that the president approved the disaster declaration on 9/2

    32. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by terrymr · · Score: 1

      hah ... now i'm getting my weeks mixed up ... make that 8/27

    33. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'd say that the last times were either deployment of Guard and Army Reserve (remember, those are federal not state troops) in various places in the South to enforce court rulings against segregation of public institutions"

      Actually, the Guard can be controlled by the state and are in some sense 'loaners' to the federal gov't. Thats why you have the Louisiana Guard and otherwise (I believe the Reserves are considered a part of the standard military -- you still have standard rank, ya just don't do it full time).

      But at the same time, a lot of this union busting was done with the approval of the state gov'ts...and was still highly illegal by the state and federal gov'ts.

    34. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by swillden · · Score: 1

      The mayor of New Orleans was an incompetent boob, and that changes absolutely nothing about how dreadfully slow and stupidly organized the federal response was.

      You forgot the state of Louisiana. Every level screwed up, mostly by not mobilizing the response *before* the hurricane hit. The response was slow and badly-organized... what do you expect? It takes time to organize and deploy a large-scale response, and there's likely no way it could have been done much faster. If the wheels had been set in motion two or three days earlier, however, things would have gone much more smoothly.

      I still think the single biggest mistake, though, was that although the Mayor of New Orleans ordered a mandatory evacuation, he didn't provide any transportation for those who didn't have it, and didn't take any precautions to preserve the transportation assets he had. If more of the people had gotten out before the hurricane, the scale of the required response would have been much smaller, and smaller is easier. If the city had moved its own transportation assets to higher ground, they would have been available to start providing assistance much more quickly.

      The state and Federal governments have to shoulder their share of the blame, but the main responsibility for preparation and planning for local disasters is (and should be) on the local government. They know the problems, the people and the options. They may not have the resources, but it's their job to figure out who does and make the arrangements in advance with those who do have them.

      For example, my little town of about 10,000 people, situated in an area where the possibilities for natural disaster are few has very complete disaster plans. There is an extensive and well-organized CERT organization with trained volunteer coordinators all the way down to the block level.

      The block coordinators have surveyed their blocks to find out what emergency related resources (chainsaws, pumps, ATVs, medical supplies, trucks... a list of nearly 100 different resources are categorized) and skills (medical training, survival skills, construction skills, etc.) are available in all of the homes in their area. This information is forwarded to area coordinators and made available to the city.

      City and volunteer planners have worked with county, state and federal agencies to develop contingency plans for every concievable disaster. Most of the information about plans and resources is computerized, and all of it is kept in hard copy in multiple locations to ensure its availability.

      Once or twice a year, the city has simulated disasters in which the volunteers are mobilized, along with city and county emergency teams. The pre-established communication chains through the volunteers are tested. The ability of the city and CERT teams to provide all necessary information to emergency agencies is validated. The official agencies learn the strengths and limitations of the volunteer organization.

      I'm sure that the same program couldn't be applied directly to a much larger city, but a much larger city should also have significantly more resources and much less need to depend on volunteers for the planning and preparation. It's pretty clear that New Orleans had not put enough effort into preparing for this sort of disaster, which is absolutely amazing given how obvious it was that it was eventually going to happen.

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    35. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by swillden · · Score: 1

      Homestead, Florida wasn't under eight to twenty feet of feces-laden and diseased water. Not a fair contrast at all.

      Very true. It was much easier to get resources into Homestead.

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    36. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      Ahh, yes, let's make excuses and tow the Republican party line! The mayor of New Orleans was an incompetent boob, and that changes absolutely nothing about how dreadfully slow and stupidly organized the federal response was.

      I've got news for you- the federal response to storms has always been slow. In fact, their response to Katrina was faster than the federal response to Hurricanes Andrew, Floyd, and Hugo. Don't you remember Jesse Jackson out there in 1999 criticizing FEMA because it took them 3 weeks to get supply trailers into North Carolina after Floyd hit? Director's Witt response was that had been "too wet" to get supplies in faster. FEMA is not a first responder, and it has never been a first responder in it's 25 year existence, and it really is impressive how much they were able to do in the face of unprecidented devestation in the area. Just think of the logistical nightmare of getting a convoy of trucks into an area with no electricity, communications, gas stations, and with impassible streets that are flooded and full of debris!

      I think President Bush's biggest failure in this was not a lack of federal response- Katrina prompted the biggest and most impressive (although imperfect) federal disaster responses that this country has ever undertaken. No, President Bush's failure was purely PR. Eating birthday cake with John McCain and playing guitar in California while people were struggling to survive on the Gulf coast was just plain stupid. It gave the partisan Bush haters some unnecessary ammo. Of course mistakes were made, but the fact that there are less than 200 dead in New Orleans speaks volumes.

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    37. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I largely agree with your assessment. And you're right about disaster planning being a local responsibility. I will make a stronger statement. I don't think the federal government should actually be involved in disaster relief at all except possibly as a monetary buffer. The way things are currently organized though, people have a reasonable expectation that the Federal government is going to step and and do something material, though that is no excuse for the profound lack of preparedness on the part of the local officials in the case of New Orleans.

      And I guess this goes into the category of being poorly organized, but I felt several times like the best answer would've been to go to New Orleans with a few trucks full of water and a small army of well-armed people and reporters, and threaten to start a minor war if we weren't allowed in to help. Not only was the response poorly organized, but it seemed like they were actively working to make sure both that they not doing anything, and that nobody else was allowed to either.

      And when resources were mobilized, half the time it seemed that they were being mobilized to solve a PR problem instead of to do anything meaningful. I read a story about bunches of emergency response people (paramedics, firemen and women, etc...) who's time had all been donated by various localities around the nation being stuck in Atlanta handing out FEMA flyers and making sure to accompany dignitaries on photo-ops.

    38. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by pornking · · Score: 1


      You do not have point. A critical leadership role requires someone to be resourceful, adaptable, and willing to take responsibility for the true scope of the problem at hand. Getting hold of the Governor and making sure she has what she needs, and making sure she does what she needs to do to get your help was part of the job. It was not an acceptable reason for failure. Getting hold of the President and making sure he knows what you need so he can authorize the necessary resources is part of the job. It is not an acceptable reason for failure. Brown was not a functionary filling a role with predefined responsibilities and procedures. This is what is meant by thinking like a private when he should have been thinking like a general. It is not a metaphor and it is not hyperbole.


      Even if there is such a rule, which I doubt, this might be a valid point if there were constitutional issues or if it involved some lower level bureaucrats following an automated procedure, or if it was the result of a Louisiana state law.


      None of these cases apply. The people in direct control of the situation had the authority and the resources to cut through bullshit quickly.


      Let's assume for the moment that there is such a rule. It was clear the governor needed the help, and was clear she had asked for help. Further, it was clear she was willing to accept help as far back as August 26. In that case, Bush, Brown, or that other guy could just call her up and tell her what she needs to do. Better yet, they could have had a secretary pull the necessary forms, fill them out and fax them to the governor for her signature. Maybe she is technically responsible, but there is no excuse for the head of FEMA, the head of Homeland Security, and the President to sit by with their thumbs up their asses waiting for i's to be dotted and t's to be crossed.


      The truth is that there are 5 people who are principally responsible. Any one of them could have headed off this situation. In my opinion, that makes each of them individually responsible for the entire clusterfuck.


      Why was there no evacuation plan? Why didn't the Mayor recruit drivers to help with the evacuation? Why didn't he request volunteers to help out after the fact? Why didn't he provide useful information to coordinate these activities. In 2001 we all saw how it was supposed to be done. Maybe he was waiting for FEMA. Ok, that excuses him for the first 12 hours or so.


      Most of the above applies to the Governor. Also, why didn't she mobilize the LA national guard? Anyone who hasn't already been called up by Bush is under her direct command.


      As head of FEMA, Brown is directly responsible for the federal response to this crisis. When he saw his organization's pathetic reaction, why didn't he start booting some heads? If he was misinformed, that's no excuse. He was being misinformed by his own organization.


      Everything I said above applies equally well to the head of Homeland Security. In addition, he is responsible for Brown's performance.


      Bush filled time and performance critical posts with political appointees. The heads of most government organizations can be dealt with through channels or routed around if things go pear shaped. FEMA does not have that luxury. FEMA's primary mission requires that it hit the ground running. Contingency plans should have been in place, people, equipment and transportation should have been standing by and the situation should have been monitored closely during the storm. It should have been evaluated quickly after the storm, and dealt with efficiently, making full use or all available resources, whether state, federal, military, volunteer, or foreign.


      All that being said, while the politicians bear ultimate responsibility, Brown was their point man. He was expected to be prepared, and he was expected to assume control of the situation. He was not, and he did not.

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    39. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You prove the point entirely.

      Homestead, FL at least had dry ground to work on. New Orleans did not.

      Andrew was bad (apples), Katrina was far worse (oranges). Federal response was better (more prompt) for Katrina even considering that there were many more obstacles to providing aid.

      The fact that Homestead "wasn't under eight to twenty feet of feces-laden and diseased water" actually made it easier to bring relief to victims of Andrew - and it took 5 days.

    40. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      What is your belief that the federal response was slow based on? Have you seen a timeline of the response and compared it to previous hurricane responses? Are you personally involved in hurricane responses? Or are you just absorbing what the talking heads on TV tell you to think?

      Of course, once you start looking at facts instead of the media's instajudgment how-can-we-bash-Bush party line, you notice that the federal response wasn't slow. Actually, it was faster than in past storm situations.

      But don't let the facts get in the way of your beliefs.

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    41. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      People living in piles of their own trash, while petulantly complaining that other people aren't doing enough to take care of them and then shooting at those who come to rescue them--this is not just a description of the chaos at the Superdome.

      Maybe, but what makes you think that the above three types of people were all the same people? Did it occur to you for a moment that of the tens of thousands of people at the Superdome, some of those who were looting/shooting might have actually, well, not have been the same people who were (legitimately) complaining that no help came for a week? Could it be that many of those stuck at the Superdome were actually decent, honest, hardworking people who just didn't have much? You think every single person there was living off welfare and complaining?

      Sorry, I guess that logic doesn't fit into your misguided ideological generalisations, but as a South African I recognise all those same tired arguments from old Apartheid supporters.

    42. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Of course, once you start looking at facts instead of the media's instajudgment how-can-we-bash-Bush party line, you notice that the federal response wasn't slow. Actually, it was faster than in past storm situations.

      But don't let the facts get in the way of your beliefs.


      So what if the response to Katrina was faster than previous hurricanes? It's perfectly reasonable to say that it was still too slow. Fact is, all levels of government (city, state, and federal) really messed this one up big time.

    43. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by kroymen · · Score: 1

      What exactly explains your moral ugliness? Lack of social contact?

    44. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by kroymen · · Score: 1

      It should also be pointed out that a little time spent digging through the CIA World Factbook will demonstrate that most "First World" countries DO have great welfare systems. What's more, contrary to conservative dogma, high public investment is often paired with low unemployment. Try Sweden or Norway on for size.

    45. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by kroymen · · Score: 1

      Is that why you don't work? Wait, you say you DO work? Hmmm, that doesn't make sense. As you said, you could be getting your checks for free. Were you too stupid to follow your own logic, or just to stupid to make sense in the first place?

    46. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by kroymen · · Score: 1

      That's rich and fully expected. "Conservatives" aren't very adept at feeling shame unless it's on behalf of someone else.

      As for claptrap in posts that is merely regurgitated pap, um, you might care to go back and read your own post...

    47. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people are perfectly content to live out their lives collecting government money that pays for their living, leaving them with tons of time to do anything they feel like, including absolutely nothing. You may not know any such people, but they are hardly mythical. In fact, that is your typical long term dole recipient.

    48. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Indeed, there may not have been enough funding, but the real problems with fixing the levies were due to multiple fractured levy organizations, the "NOT IN MY BACK YARD" crowd, and repeated lawsuits by enviromental organizations.

      Huh? People whose back yard is the levee, did not want it upgraded?

      I am so laughing at those people now, and I seriously hope that no taxpayer money goes towards compensating them for their losses. It is also remarkable that the environmentalists would prefer the current situation over the disruption caused by levee upgrades. To them I say, "Pooh to you, with knobs on".

      Incidentally, in NZ, a few months ago there were some floods that wiped out hundreds of houses -- nothing like NOLA tho -- and about half of the homeowners had no insurance, mostly because they were holiday homes that had been in the family for generations and the owners were too stupid/lazy to organize insurance. Unfortunately, our Communist government decided it would pay compensation to all those people without insurance.

    49. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I call it too slow when I know for certain that I could've rounded up a truck, gotten down there, given out a ton of water and started hauling people back out 2-3 days before the feds started doing the same thing.

      And yes, I realize the area was a flooded mess. The government has detailed centimeter resolution satellite photos of the area, and I don't, but I still know I could've done something useful much faster.

      2-3 days is the difference between being alive and being dead.

    50. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Do you just ignore the fact that the President doesn't WRITE laws, he just approves them?

      "And even if it weren't..."

      No party is at fault in this - but there are is a long list of PEOPLE who are. Unfortunately for the Republicans, a lot of them are members of their party.

    51. Re:Off topic, slightly ranty, but I have a point by Nikkos · · Score: 1

      IF you're the same AC who posted earlier, you just contradicted your earlier post.

      The long list of people who are responsible starts with the enviromentalists who sued to stop projects to shore up the levy, the NIMBY crowd who fought at the city level, the levy organizations that mismanaged the funds given to them, the Mayor who fucked up the evacuation, and the Governer who fucked up everything.

      I think you'll find most of those people are _NOT_ in the Republican party.

  52. Mod Hurricane -1, Troll by Afecks · · Score: 0

    Can hurricanes and other severe tropical storms be moderated or deflected?

  53. and then what? by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    blame the next hundred years of hurricanes on the idea that we did not approve it soon enough?

    Between your post and the fat american SUV post it makes me wonder if insightful is should be inCITEful here.

    In other words, nothing will satisfy those who seek to blame everything either on Global Warming or America.

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    1. Re:and then what? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      In other words, nothing will satisfy those who seek to blame everything either on Global Warming or America.

      Wrong. Just reduce both per-capita energy usage (easy, the runners-up are only slightly behind) and overall energy usage (how hard can it be to beat 1.1 billion Chinese ?), and then start yelling really loud and pointing fingers. Maybe a small invasion would be in order, too.

    2. Re:and then what? by Smidge204 · · Score: 0

      Please! "Invasion" is so 20th century. Now we "Liberate"!

      Liberation is double plus good!
      =Smidge=

    3. Re:and then what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its not hard to beat 1.1 billion chinese, just turn 90% of your countrymen into starving subsistence farmers living in mud huts and eating nothing but rice.

    4. Re:and then what? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I don't think China is a fair comparison. The energy usage per person varies considerably across the country - those in the air-conditioned cities almost certainly use a lot more than those working on unmodernised rice farms (the majority of the population). However, the USA uses more than twice as much the UK. At least getting down to the level of most European countries would be a good start - and hopefully by that time Europe will be using even less energy.

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    5. Re:and then what? by kroymen · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but what will it take to shame Americans such as yourself into accepting America's responsibility for something...anything?

  54. Re:Control? by krymsin01 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why bother with hurricans when you have shock and awe?

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  55. weather modification to climate changes by marx2002 · · Score: 1

    since i heard that its possible to breaking up large hailstones into smaller pieces with a chemical called 'Silberjodid' (in German) http://www.atmosp.physics.utoronto.ca/people/list/ ctech.htm i have no idea what else is possible.But what does most of the U.S. policians say in these days mostly ....? ...this is one of the things that could be discussed later.... cheers

  56. It was a joke but..... by Jayman2 · · Score: 1

    For some time now I have heard people joking that the next thing Bush would declare war on was the weather.... Now I'm not so sure it was a joke...

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  57. Simple... don't do stupid things by jkrise · · Score: 1

    Like, building a populous city below sea level. The worst damage caused by a hurricane is bcos of the water level, not the wind speed. If the water can drain in a couple of days, not much damage (as in life) will be caused.

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    1. Re:Simple... don't do stupid things by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Like, building a populous city below sea level.

      We tried that, but then the city sunk. I think the problem wasn't "building the city below sea level"; the problem was messing around with the Mississippi River and the lake next door.

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  58. Ask the experts...NOAA by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


    The Hurricane Research Division of the Atlantic Oceanographic and Meteorological Laboratory has a section of their FAQ dedicated to "Tropical cyclone modification and myths".

    As for the submitter's ideas, well, I don't think NOAA will be sending him the Segway he asks for on his home page. Take his "plowing" idea. Please. (Thanks, I'll be here all week) I haven't done the math but I'd think that towing a device a half mile wide that extends several feet below the surface of the water would slow a submarine more than 10 mph. But let's say you had an army, er, navy of submarines to plow up a square 465 miles on a side over a month. The mixing wouldn't last that long, and such an area is miniscule compared to the area of tropical cyclone formation.

    The sprinkler idea has problems on many fronts. Even if you could deploy hundreds of such sprinklers the amount of water brought up would not effectively cool the surface. The cooler water would be rapidly warmed by the sun.

    The iceberg idea is dealt with in the FAQ linked above. He sure seems to have a thing for submarines though. Submarines are probably the worst choice craft to accomplish his scheme. They're not designed for surface travel. Better to use surface craft for all the towing (plows, sprinklers, icebergs) required.

    And yes, I am a meteorologist, though not a tropical meteorologist, and none of these answers required meteorological answers. Kudos to the submitter on getting his home page posted on Slashdot!

  59. We can seed clouds, but we don't. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Vin Schaefer figured this out decades ago - but it's not used to control weather.

    Imagine you make it rain here when it was going to rain there.

    The people deprived of the rain there will sue your rainmaking keister when they don't get their rain.

    Hurricanes happen. They destroy what we put in their path (sometimes I imagine we name them because it helps ascribe blame). But the rain they bring after they run out of steam is needed moisture somewhere.

    How about we stop building vulnerable things in well known paths of bad storms? It'll cost lots less and it will mostly work.

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    1. Re:We can seed clouds, but we don't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to *stop* the hurricane... just weaken it so it isn't catastrophic... Do this, while at the same time, creating better building standards for hurricane prone areas would save countless lives and billions of dollars.

      http://www.monolithicdome.com/
      http://www.icfweb.com/

      There are ways to do this..

      Dropping bio-degreadeable desiccant out of a plane similar to the ones we already spend money sending into storms would dry the storm out, reducing the severity of the storm, perhaps knocking a Cat 5 down to a low 4 or 3... Areas that need rain would still get rain but the destructive forces would be less severe.

      We know that this can work.

      Look at the Saharan dust storms that have kicked dust over the Atlantic, stopping several tropical waves from developing. This isn't hard. We just need someone to allot the funds to have it done in future Cat 3 or greater storms.

      Stopping or steering hurricanes as many have pointed out here, simply is not an answer. But reducing the severity of a hurricane so that people don't die by the thousands, seems reasonable to me.

    2. Re:We can seed clouds, but we don't. by jpellino · · Score: 1

      "We know that this can work."
      Uh huh. And how do "we" know that this idea can work?

      A saharan dust storm stopping a tropical wave is a small feat compared to drying out 400 mile diameter hurricane in progress and with a predictable path - and that's a baby one.

      And remember - you also have to stop the heat driving this thing. That's the biggest variable in meteorology, and there's really no way to calculate it to a reliable degree.

      Which "dessicant" are you speaking of?
      And how much of it do you need?
      How much ammonia or salt are you going to add to the water (or drop on the land) from the breakdown of the two most common biodegradable dessicants?

      And how many missions of a hurricane chasing plane (there are only two of them in existence, they are heavily modified Lockheed Orions with a ceiling of 27,000 feet and load capacity of 30 tons) are you going to get for a reasonable amount of money?

      "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
      Look up "cane toad" or "gypsy moth". These were *reasonable* solutions to problems that we had already had a hand in causing.

      Phil Shapiro needs to spend a season on a commercial fishing boat in hurricane season before he thinks about running a foltilla of gangly sprinkler boats all over the ocean at a few days' notice.

      As for project Stormfury - it showed that you need a certain very predictable set of conditions to get even some noticable seeding effect, conditions hurricanes generally are lacking. It basically concluded that we don't know anywhere near enough to do this in any reilable fashion.

      Reducing the severity of of a hurricane seems *noble*, I'll grant you that - but there's nothing to suggest it's a *reasonable* expectation.

      Of course the settlers of New Orleans thought it would be reasonable to build on a flood plain - they didn't calculate the effect that boxing in the flood plain would have - no more silt to keep those plains at their original level, lotsa buildings to compress the only silt they'd ever have again. New Orleans has been sinking under its own weight, while the silt builds up around it instead of in it, which is how a flood plain maintains itself.

      You'll get much further if you work on the structures and stop building things that snowball with failure when natural things occur.

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  60. Tone down the rhetoric, please... by bigtallmofo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It means less celebration of rampant excess (SUV) and more smarter management of your technology (hybrids). Forget this hurricane problem. Fix the society which fosters global warming ..

    I think SUV drivers are morons. I think any technology that truly decreases our energy consumption (including hybrids) is fantastic. I think global warming is real, man-made and bad.

    What I'm trying to say is, I agree with your energy conservation philosophy. What I disagree with is your cavalier attitude toward assigning blame for a hurricane. Your spouting of your radical position that soccer moms' SUVs are causing hurricanes does more harm to the energy conservation cause than good. Where is your evidence? How do you refute the argument that hurricanes have been happening for at least hundreds of years?

    Unfortunately, your argument is no more scientifically valid than the the people think it was caused by an angry god. And anyone that hears you spouting such nonsense only thinks less of you and the cause you stand for. That's bad for everyone.

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    1. Re:Tone down the rhetoric, please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all do you REALLy think that removing CO2 emissions from the air really going to stop things for being warm? Co2 makes up less than 1% of the atmosphere and is only the 4th largest green house gas.

          The only other thing that i have to say is that everyone who thinks that global warming exists is an idiot, plain and simple. Thirdly warming up the Earth wont make more extreme weather events...it just doesnt happen.

      Keech

    2. Re:Tone down the rhetoric, please... by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      I think SUV drivers are morons...
      I think global warming is real, man-made and bad...

      And anyone that hears you spouting such nonsense only thinks less of you and the cause you stand for. That's bad for everyone.


      FWIW, I drive a Honda and not an SUV but your attitude still irks me and is no less radical than the one you replied to. Where is your evidence?

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  61. Don't build a city below water level? by Biotech9 · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the Dutch.

    A lot of commentary I've read about the Hurricane Katrina disaster has shown total ignorance of how the dutch people have overcome their problems with sinking land and rising sea levels. Over half of the Netherlands is under Sea level ( as you can see here) and the Dutch haven't just build a massive defense system against flooding, but have continued to push back the shoreline and claim more land from the sea. They claimed 1650 Km^2 back in the 1930s!

    To say that New Orleans is a city that should be left flooded and forgotten just because it happens to be below sea level is nonsensical, as the Dutch have almost an entire country (and one of the richest countries in the world) operating from below Sea level with a far larger border with the Sea to protect against.
    All it takes is a little innovative engineering.

    1. Re:Don't build a city below water level? by c0n0 · · Score: 1

      At this point I am wondering if they have to deal with hurricanes and storm surge....

    2. Re:Don't build a city below water level? by CFTM · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to say that they don't get some nasty storms coming off the North Sea in the Netherlands because from what I have heard they can get some really nasty ones but you're comparing Apples and Oranges. The magnitude of what hit New Orleans is far far stronger than ANYTHING that will hit in the Netherlands. This is not to say that damage could have been mitigated but it's to say that Hurricanes present a much much larger threat and are much more difficult to deal with.

  62. BREAKING NEWS: Hurricanes are big. by lemonlimeandbitters · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just so we're clear on this: I've done graduate level work in Atmospheric Science. Actually, just for fun I'm working on my PhD right now and I've worked as a research contractor for a bunch of years. And in my time I've picked up a few useful nuggets of information.

    A couple of relevant tidbits to the topic at hand:
    1. Hurricanes are big. Really big.
    2. Humans are little. Really little compared to hurricanes.
    3. So are ships, planes, icebergs and nuclear weapon detonations.

    The question is not whether we can change hurricanes but rather whether we can do anything at all that a hurricane could even notice. I think there's a story about some crazy king-guy ordering the tide to stay out (and getting rather wet), but I'm sure that's not relevant to the topic at hand.

    nb: There is of course a side issue, specifically whether anyone other than the most flagrantly stupid people would screw around with the dominant mechanism by which excess energy is re-distributed throughout the atmosphere and what incidentally may be a major source of fresh water to the US south east. But nevermind.

  63. Very simply by rockwellpa · · Score: 1

    It is best not even tried at all. Hurricanes have a valid purpose in the scheme of things. The real problem, money/loss wise, is development in low lying coastal areas. I've lived through 30 years of hurricanes here in Wilmington, NC. Got one coming right now.

  64. Joystick, throttle, rudder pedals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats about it, controls were simple on WWII fighter planes.

    I think the spitfire was more difficult to fly than the hurricane.

  65. Ahhhh, yeah right. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 0

    A hurricane's total energy is equal to that of many atomic bombs. That's a lot of energy to have to dissipate safely. It's already disbursed over a wide area.

    If you really want to control the severity of hurricanes, the best way is to overengineer your buildings, and refrain from putting buildings in areas that are prone to flooding and are over-exposed to the shore without natural barriers to lessen the storm surge. This will lessen the severity of the storm damage, but won't affect the strength of the storm.

    If you really want to try to control the intensity of the storm itself, reverse global warming. Cooler ocean waters will result in smaller storms. Of course, cooling the oceans will have broader environmental effects which may well be worse than preventing monster hurricanes.

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  66. Suggested by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The full article suggests that the first testbed for the technology would be enhancing rainfall. It is to be assumed that this would mean enhancing rainfall in areas that don't get enough of it -- the American midwest, drought-stricken areas of Africa, etc. Realistically, that would probably help more people overall than hurricane prevention, although hurricane prevention would probably win as far as preventing property damage goes. It's hard to argue with the idea of keeping the world's breadbaskets well hydrated, am I right?

  67. Controlling Hurricanes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAARP anyone?

  68. Re:MOD DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, as has been pointed out elsewhere, ocean temperature does affect hurricane strength.

  69. Storms Efficiently Dissipate Energy by yancey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems to me all such storms, including typhoons and tornados, are the most efficient way to dissipate energy from a given area, or nature wouldn't do it that way. So my thinking leads me to believe that if we stop a lot of these storms then nature will find other ways to dissipate the energy and one of those ways could be that the energy builds up to a point where we cannot prevent it and we get a super-destructive monster storm. That or we have other very significant and destructive release of that energy, like huge waves. I say we focus on reducing the energy available to such storms, i.e. reducing "global warming".

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    1. Re:Storms Efficiently Dissipate Energy by ti-coune · · Score: 1

      "or nature wouldn't do it that way"

      common, you're talking like Nature is following some kind of goal or has some kind of conscious process. Nature does not know anything, it does not decide.

      Please stop talking like that, let's just try to understand how the whole system works instead of insinuating there is a hidden force or will behind.

      c'mon.

  70. space mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the message of the lengthy SciAm article is that minor perturbations in atmospheric and ocean conditions might affect the course and strength of a hurricane, then why not employ space mirrors to heat the upper atmosphere to adjust the course of formative hurricanes? Assuming that a hurricane would follow the path with more energy, we could use space mirrors to heat up the atmosphere in front of the forming hurricane and steer it into the north Atlantic towards colder waters where it would fizzle out.

  71. Say it isn't so! by xeon4life · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Our government can't possibly control the weather!

    It's seriously time to wake up, people!

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  72. Coastal Storms by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Don't some hurricanes just skim along the coast, dumping heavy rain and winds as they gradually lose power? I always thought that was how hurricanes made it to the Canadian maritime provinces (by which time they are usually just tropical storms).

  73. Weather Weapons! by TarryTops · · Score: 0

    Next on news... !!!Breaking News!!! Scientists have just invented a machine that will not only break up a hurricane but also re-direct it(like a url) to an enemy country.

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  74. Speaking of cranks... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    ...I've been seeing this kind of thing popping up all over the Web in the last week or so, with one of the main proponents apparently being this guy, a particularly sophisticated crackpot who I remember having read about a few years back.

    The online kook population seem to be going into a feeding frenzy with regards to Katrina, even moreso than usual. FEMA's recent screwups in New Orleans are also apparently being seen by the Lone Gunmen demographic as validation of the schizoid claims they've been making over the past 15 years, namely that FEMA have been busily carpeting the US with concentration camps, presumably for a time when Shrub will grow tired of all the criticism he's been receiving, throw some giant switch, and have said critics (and most of the rest of the population along with them, apparently) rounded up.

    We can only hope they're wrong. ;-)

  75. Anyone bother reading the article? by GreasyBloater · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I didn't.

    Does anyone else find time and time again that reading these long Scientific American or PopSci articles leaves you wondering why you just wasted so much time on it?

    I always end up wondering why the author couldn't have just condensed it down to a few paragraphs without losing anything.

    So many words, so little said.

    Buzz

    1. Re:Anyone bother reading the article? by JohnCub · · Score: 1

      Just wait for the USA Today edition with pretty color pictures and easy to read graphs and charts.

      I'll stick with reading the article and drawing my own conclusions. Your milage may vary.

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  76. Nuke 'em by tgd · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about planning in the Army Corps of Engineers or maybe it was just the AEC about the use of a small yield "clean" device to disrupt a hurricane by denotating it at the eye wall or something like that.

    Unfortunately its 8:00, I haven't had coffee, and it was probably five years ago I was reading about it, so thats all the detail I can give. Someone more awake might know what I'm talking about...

    1. Re:Nuke 'em by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      I used to wonder what would happen if you nuked a hurricane. I was wondering if they would be intensified if you set off a nuke in one, seeing as how they are heat driven. Even in the eye wall, it may only disrupt it for a little while, then intensify with the added heat energy. It would have to be a clean device, or I'd hate to see the fallout pattern.

    2. Re:Nuke 'em by tgd · · Score: 1

      There was a lot of theoretical planning done during the 50's and 60's around the non-military use of nuclear devices. (Shaped charge devices used for mining, breaking up big storms, etc)

      Now I've had pleanty of coffee and I still can't remember what the sources of that were... but I clearly remember reading a lot report about plans for that, prior to the test ban treaty being passed.

    3. Re:Nuke 'em by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Well the DOD does have does have some super computer cluster from IBM last I heard on slashdot. The sole purpose is to run virtual nuclear detonations to ensure the trigers used in our old stockpile will still work correctly.

      I suppose with these simulations, you could take the supercomputer models of the weather and combine them with this. I would be interesting to see an effect if any at all.

      Though honestly, I would imagine at best it might knock a hurricane down a "catagory" for a moment (a day maybe?) and then it will go back up to it's original strength.

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  77. Kyoto failed the req'd Senate ratification *95-0* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That's right - not one US Senator voted for it.

    Not one Democrat voted for Kyoto.

  78. Tech by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    Why would a creator make technology possible, and give us the brains to discover and exploit it, if it didn't want us to use it?

    Suffice to say, the whole point of most technology is make life better for people, and diverting hurricanes would seem to qualify. The whole history of the human race is a gradual removal of ourselves from the inequities of the natural world. Bad weather is no different from disease or tiger-attacks in that sense.

    1. Re:Tech by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that hurricanes spread the heat from the equatorial regoins toward the polar regoins. Thus providing much more livable contions across much of the planet. While hurricanes can be bad, they are localized problems. Removing/controlling/reducing them would be a globalized problem.

      If people are willing to live where these localized problems occur, they need to accept the consequences and not scream that they're having these problems. Hurricanes, earthquakes, flooding, drought, heat and cold are all known problems. Either deal with them or move. But don't try to affect the rest of the planet just to solve your shortsightedness.

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    2. Re:Tech by NecroFile · · Score: 1

      Look at another area where man has routinely controlled natural disasters, a very simple one: Fires. For many years we have prevented certian areas from burning, which as actually proved very detrimental to the health of some forests and has made them very much more vunerable over the years to fire. Fire is a natural clensing of an area, when left to it's own device most fires move quickly through underbrush and act to clear out debris. When fire is prevented in certian areas this brush builds up and causes fires to burn hotter and longer which kills the trees that normally would have been spared. This is why there are "controlled burns" in a lot of areas now.

      There may be a lot more wide-spread effects of such action than people now realize. I think a lot more constructive approach might be developing buildings and infrastructre that will withstand a hurricane. In the long run I think that would probably be more cost effective.

    3. Re:Tech by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      Technology is neutral. It is we who decide what to use. Nuclear weapons, Atomic Energy, Firearms, Cars. They are all good and bad.

      J

    4. Re:Tech by SupremeTaco · · Score: 1

      Wish I had more mod points. Mod parent up, someone.

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    5. Re:Tech by iamacat · · Score: 1

      They are not talking about stopping the hurricane, just diverting it by a globally insignificant distance to miss a city. What happened in New Orleans is far worse for ecology than Katrina hitting a hundred miles North or South.

    6. Re:Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, most poleward heat transport is accomplished by winter storms, not summer storms. the eaquator-to-pole temp. gradient is much steeper during the winter, which is a necessary precondition for heat transport to occur. if anything, hurricanes transport heat down past the thermocline of the ocean, which is also important.

    7. Re:Tech by NatasRevol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ~100 miles to the West - it would have impacted Galveston/Houston

      ~100 miles to the East - it would have crushed Mobile and impacted Talahassee

      Why is this better?

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    8. Re:Tech by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

      Let's divert the hurricanes to the north pole, melt the ice caps and make the arctic a better place to live ;)

    9. Re:Tech by d474 · · Score: 4, Informative
      "Except that hurricanes spread the heat from the equatorial regoins toward the polar regoins."
      Hurricanes only transport a fraction of heat northwards compared to the Ocean currents, and hardly ever do hurricanes reach the polar regions. The Ocean currents are the work horses of heat transport and do so in both directions; Cool water from the polar regions sinks and moves south; Warm water on the upper layers from the equitorial regions moves north.

      It is this process that functions as the global heat pump/exchange. Hurricanes seem to function a little like a release valve when the Ocean currents can't transport enough energy up north, they convert the heat into kinetic energy (big waves, big winds, evaporation of water).

      Tamporing with the hurricanes would stop the release valve which would have very unpredictable consequences for the global heat exchange. It's a bad idea. Next thing you know we'll end up with a Global Superstorm like in the movie The Day After Tomorrow. No thanks.
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    10. Re:Tech by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Doubtful.

      Winter storms aren't as big or as powerful or move as much as summer storms. The energy just isn' there as the temperature at the equater is 10-20 degrees cooler in the winter. Thus no large storms that move lots of heat.

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    11. Re:Tech by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

      you forgot:

      ~100 miles to the South - it would have crushed the Yucantan Peninsula, killed a lot of Mexicans and rich Americans on vacation.

    12. Re:Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just because as americans we have heating air conditioning for our homes does not mean that we can control the weather. live with it, this is earth and that is how it works here. since we first made fire we have been out to control or destroy everything on this planet as humans we need to learn live where we live

    13. Re:Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If people are willing to live where these localized problems occur, they need to accept the consequences and not scream that they're having these problems. Hurricanes, earthquakes, flooding, drought, heat and cold are all known problems. Either deal with them or move.


      Perhaps you'd care to suggest a location or two that are not affected by the afformetioned conditions? Until then, kindly STFU.

    14. Re:Tech by patomuerto · · Score: 1

      Short Sightedness indeed. Not only would it wreak havoc on weather systems around the world. It could also have a different impact on their local enviroment. It has been suggested that sharks are more prevalent on the beaches in the gulf region because higher sea surface temperatures have changed the feeder fish population dynamics. The red tide problem could become more prevalent. Deep sea life that is only suited to a specific temperature range would be effected by the warm water pumped from the surface.

      Now it is not certain that all these would happen but is it worth the chance to ruin a major food supply for the Americas, turn tourist beaches into shark infested sludge pools as well as effect the climate elsewhere just so we can avoid the short term cost of rebuilding/relocating.

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    15. Re:Tech by lgw · · Score: 1

      Even if you're just talking about atmospheric circulation and not ocean currents (which transport more heat), hurricanes are just turbulence withing the system that *actually* speads heat from the equator towards the poles: Hadley cells, Ferrel cells, and Polar cells. Hurricanes are not a necessary part of this system.

      Drought is a known problem, so we should starve rather than irrigate? Cold is a known problem so we should freeze rather than build houses? Sure, there are particular places where it's silly to live because the risks are so high, but that's not an argument that we shouldn't try to mitigate those risks! Making unsafe places safe is bad how?

      What has happen to Slashdot, when anti-technology rants keep getting modded up?

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    16. Re:Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree here. You have a choice of whether or not to live near the ocean, other large body of water, or river. If you choose to live there, you are choosing to take the risk of getting flooded.

      If you are born there, and/or have no other place to go you are not making the choice, someone else made it for you. This is unfortunate if something really bad happens.

      You can't, however, take the risk of upsetting the whole weather system of the planet(or even 1/20th of it) to divert a storm from these people. Who knows what else will happen because of what you are doing, what negative effects it will cause (famine, drought, *a worse hurricane? etc.)

      It's much better for people to not gamble their future for a pretty ocean view. I have had job offers from California, for example, but I won't live there, refuse to. You are stuck in traffic, the bridge collapses from the 4.2 richter earthquake that just happened, and you are dead. Unlikely, but possible.

      I take a risk every day by walking out of my house, I don't need the risk compounded with earthquakes, floods and hurricanes by moving to an area where they happen with regularity.

      The world is changing, weather is severe. If you know what's good for you, and don't want to be a flood victim, move to higher ground.

      Don't think "Oh it won't happen to ME", because it will, eventually...

      L8,
      AC

    17. Re:Tech by NatasRevol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Drought is a known problem, so we should starve rather than irrigate? Cold is a known problem so we should freeze rather than build houses?

      These are strawmen. I wasn't suggesting to move rain clouds to deserts, or heat all of Canada. You just end up moving the deserts or moving the polar ice.

      I'm saying, deal with your local conditions WITHOUT affecting the rest of the planet or shut up. Technology can be used with bad results too. That doesn't mean pointing that out is being luddite-ish

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    18. Re:Tech by lgw · · Score: 1

      What you *should* be saying is don't affect the rest of the planet without knowing what you're doing. Saying "don't even try" is rejecting a technology out of fear: pretty much your ISO standard Luddite.

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    19. Re:Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "melt the ice caps and make the arctic a better place to live"

      We are already on it. GWB

    20. Re:Tech by AoT · · Score: 1

      There is not a single bridge in the earthquake prone areas of California that will collapse in a 4.2 earthquake. I know, it is a minor quibble, but the point is that California, or at least the major cities, is relatively safe in an earthquake. The reason for this is because we prepare. We build things to stand up to earthquakes.

      And for reference, the freeway that collapsed during the loma prieta quake in '89 was build in the *worst* possible place. My friend has an old map that shows the composition of the ground around the bay area. If you match that map up to one that shows the collapsed freeway you see that the part that collapsed was built on landfill, and only the parts that were build on landfill collapsed. Not to tough to figure out.

    21. Re:Tech by sld126 · · Score: 1

      Come back in a hundred years when you know what the hell weather changes really mean to the global climate/environment/ecology.

      Until then, DON'T EVEN TRY IT.

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    22. Re:Tech by whawk640 · · Score: 1

      There's another issue most of you are failing to consider. Not only do hurricanes spread heat, they dissipate an enormous amount of it.

      * The large cloud system reflects large amounts of sunlight back into space.
      * The evaporation occurring in the path of the hurricane causes significant cooling.
      * After the hurricane, evaporation is again increased after the heavy rains, again causing significant cooling.

      After more study, I believe we'll realize that this local cooling is a factor (in addition to low general probability) in preventing a hurricane from striking the same place twice in a row. Conditions will be more favorable elsewhere because a hurricane has already sapped much of the heat from an area when it passes.

      Dan

      think, then act. doh, got it backwards again.

    23. Re:Tech by zinc.anode · · Score: 1

      hi natas- sorry, but you have a terribly mid-to-high-latitude-centric perspective. the concept of winter doesn't even make sense at the equator. if it did, when would winter be there? during the northern hemisphere winter (january), or the southern hemisphere winter (july)? right. seriously, though, this is meteorology 101. and fluid dynamics 101 says that an eddy can only transport something (heat, for example) across a gradient. and as far as winter storms not being strong, i guess you didn't see 'a perfect storm'

    24. Re:Tech by mooboy · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't preventing hurricanes be accomplished by preventing the need for this "release valve"? Under the model you described, if we can find a way to help the energy transfer back up north then the hurricanes might be less likely to form. Yikes - but then the polar caps might melt. Maybe hurricanes are the best compromise...

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    25. Re:Tech by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Are any of these places below the sea level and at risk of being permanently flooded?

  79. wrong word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't even understand global warning 100% yet, now we want to do this?

    That should be,

    We don't even acknowledge global warning 100% yet, now we want to do this?

    Understanding is not very difficult. What we don't understand are the consequences of global warming. Consequences like more violent weather.

    As for controlling hurricanes, well, sorry, but those people are a bunch of crackpots. Once it forms, you can't affect it without screwing up the world even further. The cost of a hurricane is NOT the weather's fault, it is peoples fault for building where the hurricane WILL flood and thus destroy all.

    To control hurricane's destruction, you only need to control where people build and how. That should be easy, eh?

    PS. Taiwan is struck with these types of weather systems all the time yet you don't much destruction. Even Florida is getting slightly better over the years as people replace crap trailer parks with better housing.

    Florida is even going to reflood some of the marshes which will provide ample protection against tropical storm floods over the next few decades.

  80. I think the solution is obviously by Bullseye_blam · · Score: 0

    nuclear warheads

    1. Re:I think the solution is obviously by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      It's the only way to be sure.

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  81. In another such example... by dpilot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about forest fires?

    We've begun to learn that forest fires are a natural part of the forest lifecycle, and that by suppressing the normal small fires, we've really messed things up royally.

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    1. Re:In another such example... by Shard013 · · Score: 1

      Most Australian metro areas are pretty much surrounded by dry Australian bush. Frequent controlled burnings are carried out all the time in most areas to make sure that no giant uncontrolled fires break out because we let dead leaves build up for 30 years. I believe Sydney does not though, and I believe they had a several hundred kilometer fire a few years ago (thats about 150 miles)

    2. Re:In another such example... by newend · · Score: 1

      Letting the fires burn is an important part of the cycle of forest life. My parents bought a house in rural Colorado. Recently, there was a huge forest fire that has caused some problems for their community.

      I was talking to my Uncle who's very natury (lots of hard core hunting, ranching, etc.) about a move to allow some logging. Basically, he said that if you allow people to come in and harvest lumber responsibly you end up clearing out lots of the trees that are still some what valuable before they collapse and rot. After they have fallen (or burned) they quickly lose value as small insects and fungi start to decompose them. During this transition phase they are also at their more vulnerable to fires. You also have more problems when the trees are very closely packed together.

  82. OT:Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by innerweb · · Score: 1
    My rule of thumb is: don't mess with large systems that you depend on for your survival

    I take it you have issues with Monsanto as well, then? Talk about playing with big systems we depend on.

    InnerWeb

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    1. Re:OT:Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by ajs · · Score: 1

      I take it you have issues with Monsanto as well, then? Talk about playing with big systems we depend on.

      You're refering to food modification? Yes, I'm not thrilled with that, but most of my concerns surround breeding, not engineering of food. I'm far more upset about the idea that most vegetables are bred to be shippable and salable vs. any of their nutritional or taste features. Adding a gene to produce a natural pesticide is minor, compared to that fact that iceberg lettuce used to count as food, and today is right up there with wet cardboard in terms of health benefits.

    2. Re:OT:Re:Easy way to control hurricanes: by innerweb · · Score: 1
      We do not allow most commercial produce in our house anymore because of these concerns. What is really making my wife mad is the problems with cross-contamination in the field. How can we guarentee their modified stuff will not ruin our natural lines? We have a few friends who grow and harvest natural food on rotated land (useing fallow fields to reinvograte the land). It costs us a bit more, but we notice a marked difference in taste and quality of the food. For lettuce, my wife insists on Romain for some reason. ;-)

      InnerWeb

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  83. My plan! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Build some oil rigs a few miles out from the coast. Strategically place some oscilating fans on the deck of each of them and turn them on out of sync. This should be enough to disrupt the harmonic flow of the tropical storms that build into hurricanes.... just an idea anyway...

  84. They may be made worse by environmental policies.. by Mortimer82 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ..or lack there of.

    It would be ironic if it was found that the intensity of these hurricanes has been made worse by the lack of US participation in the Kyoto Policy, or their lack of any serious environmental policy.

    I admit that The Day After Tommorow is possibly a bit of an extreme case, but there was a message the film makers were trying to send.

    While I may land up with bad karma for this on /. it's nothing like the bad karma the US will have when the whole world starts having to deal with the agricultural difficulties of changing climates and weather patterns.

  85. Weapons of war ... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This property gives rise to the proveriable butterfly flapping it's wings in China could cause a hurricane in the US.

    You got the butterfly's location wrong:
    In other news: Bin-laden claims that a specially bred butterfly raised on a farm in Afghanistan caused the hurricane as part of his war against the West. He warns: Blair & Chirac that he is breeding British & French varients.

  86. It's rather disturbing that this is even mentioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "During each hurricane season, there always appear suggestions that one should simply use nuclear weapons to try and destroy the storms. Apart from the fact that this might not even alter the storm, this approach neglects the problem that the released radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas and cause devastating environmental problems. Needless to say, this is not a good idea."

    Storm's a brewin', betta' launch the missiles...

  87. Control!! by benhocking · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to this story, the Japanese can already control hurricanes.

    (And no, I don't take this seriously.)

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  88. hurricane opal by zogger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Several years back now (1995) Hurricane Opal did considerable damage as far inland as Atlanta. I know just in my neighborhood at the time the smashed trees wiped out quite a few houses. This was not any sort of minor event.

    Hurricanes start to dissipate over land, but it is a huge variable how much this really is, it isn't near total or immediate, and they also have the potential to spawn a lot of tornadoes.

  89. Icebergs? by springbokgeek · · Score: 1

    I am all in favour of using icebergs to cool the temperatures around where a hurricane is forming. After two or three hurricane seasons, global sea levels would have risen enough to see if we would start growing gills like they Costners in WATERWORLD. by the way the rest of the planet would be flooded, but hey no hurricanes!

  90. Could we? by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

  91. Old Idea by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    It's funny how this idea has been known about for millenia (at least as far back as pharonic Egypt), and yet people have never even hesitated to build homes in high-risk areas.

    Well, maybe not that funny. After all, I live over a subduction zone that due for a city-levelling Earthquake any century now. But at least I can count on a quick, painless death!

    1. Re:Old Idea by Gonarat · · Score: 1

      Thing is, there are hazards no matter where you live. Live in California -- you have earthquakes and wildfires to worry about. Move to Arizona -- now you have to worry about water.

      Move to Cape Girardeau, MO (Nice midwestern town) and you have to worry about river flooding (the Mighty Mississippi), tornadoes, and yes, earthquakes (New Madrid fault).

      I live in Louisville, KY, and we have the same basic worries (the Ohio River instead of the Mississippi, and we are further, but not out of danger from New Madrid). Even "quiet" places like Cleveland, OH or Erie, PA face lake flooding and tornado problems.

      The best thing to do is just go ahead and live your life and prepare the best you can just in case something happens. I think Americans can do a better job of preparing for disaster (better construction in Hurricane zones, not living below sea level near the ocean), but nothing is foolproof.

      In your case, pay attention to the animals. If they start acting crazy, get the hell out of dodge. Animals can sense when an earthquake is coming.

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    2. Re:Old Idea by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Las Vegas is safe, except for terrorism and nuclear waste. :)

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  92. and if it doesnt work by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    your result is a radioactive hurricane.

    1. Re:and if it doesnt work by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      In which case, we nuke it again.

  93. Silver iodide fallout by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    "They attempted to accomplish this goal by seeding the clouds there with silver iodide particles dispersed by aircraft, which would serve as nuclei for the formation of ice from water vapor that had been supercooled after rising to the highest, coldest reaches of the storm. If all went as envisioned, the clouds would grow more quickly, consuming the supplies of warm, moist air near the ocean surface, thus replacing the old eye wall. This process would then expand the radius of the eye, lessening the hurricane's intensity in a manner akin to a spinning skater who extends her arms to slow down." Just how much silver iodide is needed and what adverse effect does this have on the environment?

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  94. you are a crack pot by mary_will_grow · · Score: 1

    Nuclear powered submarines can travel as fast as 25 miles per hour. Let's assume that these submarines would be dragging an ocean plowing apparatus that slows the submarine down to 15 miles per hour. If the ocean plowing apparatus stretched a half mile wide...

    How much power does the submarine you are refering to have? Can we move a half mile wide swath of inches of water with one of them? How much does that much water weigh? You need to figure this stuff out before you start theorizing, crackpot. Lets instead assume the plowing apparatus stretched 50 miles wide! Problem solved!

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  95. This is something i know a good deal about by CiXeL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    since i relocated from los angeles to homestead, florida the site which was ground zero for hurricane andrew in 1992.

    firstly, without hurricanes this place will rot. sediment builds up, pesticides, fertilizers from agricultural runoff, etc. or just waste. hurricanes are a cleaning process and an evolutionary pressure on this area. invasive species are killed off in hurricanes easily while nonnative plants thrive. the stir up of sediment in the ocean which hurricanes then dispurse to the sea allows the coral to grow closer to the shore which is currently being pushed out farther and farther due to pollution. at least florida needs hurricanes or youll watch the everglades die.

    secondly, hurricane damage on this scale only happens once. it happened here in 1992 with andrew. it was a whole bunch of trailer parks before that. i have talked with coworkers quietly in miami who say it was the best thing to happen because it was such a dump and now everything is brand shining new. i live in one of those new complexes. when katrina came by us as a strong category 1 our complex had almost no damage at all but surrounding cities were flooded. see my pictures at http://www.cixel.com/photos/katrina/
    wood construction down here is illegal now. if the gulf coast rebuilds with concrete block (and concrete roofs) they will never have a problem again. you could throw a category 5 at our complex and it wouldnt flinch. also all the vegetation is nonnative so as much as it will get beaten and thrashed about it will recover and also not create alot of flying projectiles. new orleans is another matter, the area below sea level they should abandon.

    What im saying is though. this scale of damage only occurs once. with modern building techniques this sort of thing is a problem of the past.
    how often do you hear puerto rico whining about hurricanes and they get hit by them all the time?

    1. Re:This is something i know a good deal about by Seanasy · · Score: 1
      ... invasive species are killed off in hurricanes easily while nonnative plants thrive.

      Huh?

    2. Re:This is something i know a good deal about by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1
      Will the person who has been beating the moderators (and commenters) with the idiot stick please stop? This drivel is +5 Insightful?
      firstly, without hurricanes this place will rot.
      What the hell is "this place?" America? North America? New Orleans? Florida? The Everglades? None of those places will "rot" without hurricanes. Just about every city in America struggles with pollution or erosion or some other side effect of civilization. To suggest that the only thing capable of saving the environment is large-scale natural disasters is just utter stupidity.
      secondly, hurricane damage on this scale only happens once. it happened here in 1992 with andrew.
      Yeah! That's the only large scale damage caused by a hurricane! Ever! Wait... I think there was something in the news recently about a hurricane... I can't remember exactly... Nah, I'm wrong. Hurricane Andrew was the only one. Ever.
      What im saying is though.
      "Though?" That's what you're saying?
      with modern building techniques this sort of thing is a problem of the past.
      By "the past," do you mean two weeks ago? What the fuck are you talking about?
      how often do you hear puerto rico whining about hurricanes and they get hit by them all the time?
      Holy shit. This is one of the dumbest sentences I've ever seen, anywhere. Honestly, I want to make this my sig.
    3. Re:This is something i know a good deal about by redog · · Score: 1

      "invasive species are killed off in hurricanes easily "

      Then please explain Louisiana's problem with chicken trees(i.e. tallowtree).

    4. Re:This is something i know a good deal about by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      The guy's writing is not exactly, uh, clear, but he does have one interesting point in there. When he says "it only happens once", he means one particular area is only devestated once, because it clears away all the old, cheap wood-frame buildings. When the city is rebuilt, it will be rebuilt to modern standards (i.e., hurricane standards) and better able to withstand things in the future.

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    5. Re:This is something i know a good deal about by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      Add kudzoo to that list here in NC. The only thing that could kill it off would be a really, really, really big goat.

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    6. Re:This is something i know a good deal about by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      Eh, maybe. But even that is debatable. South Florida is always worrying about hurricane season. I lived there not too long ago, and they don't exactly have the attitude of "Bring on the category 5 hurricane! We're ready for it!" They wanted to evacuate us a few years ago when a big hurricane was headed toward Boca Raton. I don't remember the name of the storm, but it changed direction just before they started the evacuation. 150 mph winds are simply going to wreck a city -- even if the bulidings are built to withstand the winds, are they built to withstand cars, boats, trees, busses and 18-wheelers being hurtled into them? And what about the flooding?

  96. In soviet russia.... by chriswaclawik · · Score: 1

    ...they don't have any hurricanes. ;-)

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  97. We are like by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    a flourescent tube held up by a tesla coil.
    The increased output of the sun right now is charging the earth and pouring more charged particles down upon us. Is it any wonder we have more hurricanes with the earth trying its best to redistribute that extra energy?

  98. Re:Uh, hurricanes have been around longer than SUV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about you?! Where's your numbers?

    Coward...

  99. energy form by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    Probably torrential lightning.

  100. Senate Bill S. 517: ...Weather Modification... by fire-eyes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Senate Bill S. 517, introduced by Senator Kay Hutchinson (R-TX), on March 3, 2005 is pretty interesting:

    S. 517: A Bill to Establish a Weather Modifications Operations and Research Board, and for other purposes.

    Huh? Can this be for real? You bet: Clicky.

    Also interesting, this is supposed to take effect on October 1, 2005! It has only been introduced, so this is unlikely at this point. But still the timing is creepy.

    Thanks to Richard C Hoagland's Enterprise Mission web site for the information. Richard is way out there sometimes, but he definately has great credentials.

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    1. Re:Senate Bill S. 517: ...Weather Modification... by Nikkos · · Score: 1

      Thanks to Richard C Hoagland's Enterprise Mission web site for the information. Richard is way out there sometimes, but he definately has great credentials.

      Are you fucking kidding me? The guy is a kook and a fraud

      He repeatedly takes credit for others works and/or claims others have taked credit for his. His claims are beyond reason. And his supposed "credentials" are fraudulent.

    2. Re:Senate Bill S. 517: ...Weather Modification... by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Quite a few countries already modify weather to some extent. An example? In Russia and the Ukraine at least before large public events (tennis tournaments, parades, april 1st (big festival in Odessa)) the salt the clouds around the cities. As far as I am aware this involves artillery cannons shooting up fine salts into the clouds making them rain themselves out before they reach the cities. It is not uncommon for it to be in the low 30s Celcius in Odessa for April first and always sunny for a few days before and after compared to a monthly average in the mid to low teens. I guess this does have ramifications but i guess most of what its doing is speeding up the water cycle and perhaps creating a few localised cyclones/anticyclones. Then youve got the butterfly effect and whatnot but you never know exactly how that is going to affect things.

    3. Re:Senate Bill S. 517: ...Weather Modification... by khallow · · Score: 1
      Also interesting, this is supposed to take effect on October 1, 2005! It has only been introduced, so this is unlikely at this point. But still the timing is creepy.

      That's when the new tax season starts. And what's creepy about the timing? It's three weeks away from hurricane Katrina and in the later part of hurricane season.

    4. Re:Senate Bill S. 517: ...Weather Modification... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      S. 517: A Bill to Establish a Weather Modifications Operations and Research Board, and for other purposes

      When I saw that tag at the end I half expected the bill to include $6.2 million to research the uses of wood.

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    5. Re:Senate Bill S. 517: ...Weather Modification... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard Hoagland mention this as well but the Govtrack site is the only mainstream record I've been able to find. This bill is not listed on any of the US Congress sites.

      Recently there has been a bit of speculation on http://www.coasttocoastam.com/ that the weather is already being controlled by the powers that be. It makes for interesting science fiction but I have my doubts.

  101. It's all about ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I'm worried about is how this might adversely affect my surfing and otherwise generally rough-housing in the exciting waves these storms produce!

  102. Re:Control? by VernonNemitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There was an article several years ago in the science-fiction/science-fact magazine ANALOG titled, "Defeating the Son of Andrew". It suggested building a huge tall tower designed to transport warm moist air near ground level (of ocean) upward, where condensation and wind-generation would happen inside the tower (source of fresh water and energy!), and because it is supposed to draw warm moist air from miles around, any approaching hurricane will be out of luck -- the energy that would have helped feed the hurricane has already been extracted.

  103. Nationality by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't nationality somewhat meaningless for these big super-corporations? What does nationality actually mean for businesses that operate multinationally?

    1. Re:Nationality by dfjghsk · · Score: 1

      I agree with you.. so why define them as American companies?

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    2. Re:Nationality by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I mean. A multinational corporation is no more American than the Equator or the Pacific ocean.

  104. Lets try this... by farnsaw · · Score: 1

    on another planet first. A change of this scale has the possibility of globally altering weather patterns and is not something we can undo. Even on a single storm, if we prevent it and there are bad consequences, there is no way to reverse our interference. I would be happy to see them try this on another planet for several reasons, not the least of which is that it will be many many years in the future.

    On another note, if they had invested a few million dollars in reinforcing the dikes that protected New Orleans it would have prevented 95% of the damage (i.e. almost all due to flodding). Compare that to the cost of weather control even on a single instance, it seems more cost effective to defend against it.

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  105. interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it'll amount to nothing than American fad!

    it's fun to speculate and theorize. we all love math here at /.! But in the end it'll just be empty words and nothing can be done in the end.

    for one thing your gov't isn't really interested, not like busting out terrorism in the hopes of securing oil. maybe until an alternative is found.

    i'm really impressed with you Americans, you have all the brains! you can do almost everything you want + the #1 economy in the world. but often times, you get side-tracked...

  106. Houses by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Can this be done? It seems if buildings (including superscrapers!) can be built to withstand earthquakes, bomb blasts, and serious fires, withstanding hurricanes and floods ought to be within reason.

  107. how about no? by villemeso · · Score: 1

    Ok those are some of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. First of all, a hurricane is "nature's way" of restoring the balance in energy. A decent size hurricane releases energy equivalent to a 10 megaton bomb every 10 minutes. Maybe it's just me, but I dont exactly want start pissing around with that type of energy. Even if "ocean plowing" or any of those other wonderful ideas would impact a hurricane, they are not at all feasible. Yeah ok let's just call up Russia and tell them we want to borrow a dozen subs to plow the atlantic ocean during hurricane season. Do you even have any idea how much it costs to even get a sub out of "port" let alone have 40 of them drive around in circles for 5 months out of the year. And I for one am not paying those taxes. If you got a couple trillion lying around and want to spend it on that go for it, or feel free to send me some of it. I could go on but I will spare /. and cut things off there. Bottom line, these ideas are absurd.

  108. I love my marketing gimmick by benhocking · · Score: 1
    The current generation are nothing more than marketing gimmicks.

    I love my marketing gimmick! It's a 2005 Honda Civic Hybrid (my previous 1995 Civic was hit by a semi-truck - with me and my wife in it) and I've only had to put gas in the tank twice since buying it in June.

    I've got to hand it to Honda, making a car that uses less gas is quite a gimmick!

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  109. Nuke the hurricanes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... gotta nuke something.

    I read a hurricane researcher's account of the crank theories he gets mailed for hurricane control, one of which involved nuking the storm as it was forming, supposedly to disrupt its formation. Which, of course, would do nothing other than make the hurricane radioactive. Great improvement.

  110. N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by Goldenhawk · · Score: 1

    The parent comment conveys a typical myth about New Orleans. It is a very valuable shipping and commerce city, true, but the part which flooded is NOT the shipping and commerce district - that's a ways upstream, and is NOT built below sea level. The parts which were hugely damaged were almost exclusively the residential districts. There's no legitimate commerce or business need to rebuild the flooded structures on the exact same spot.

    In my opinion, Louisiana should move all the people to higher ground, and pass laws forbidding the new construction of a building or business in a levee-protected area that lies at or below sea level.

    Note that I don't care about stuff behind a levee - it's perfectly reasonable to build a protective levee - just don't use it to justify building below sea level.

    But then, Louisiana never asked me, and they really don't care what I think, so in all probability my taxes will again someday go to hurricane or flood relief for the idiots who choose to put themselves right back in harm's way.

    Oh, and in case you think I'm being cold and heartless, I'm not - as soon as the situation has stabilized a bit, I intend to do a missions trip to put my construction skills to good use, by helping to build houses with Habitat for Humanity in the Mississippi or Alabama areas - but I intend to refuse any request to help rebuild New Orleans, out of pure principle.

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    1. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by cowscows · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I'm sure New Orleans, as both a city and a port will do just fine if we don't allow any residences to be built there. None of those businesses need workers, we'll just replace them all with robots. That should work well.

      Refusing to help people that just want to go home is being cold, regardless of what other nice things you want to do. You've got a bunch of very poor people who were stuck living in houses where they could find them. Telling them that you won't help "out of pure principle" is a pretty crappy thing to say.

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    2. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, I'm sure New Orleans, as both a city and a port will do just fine if we don't allow any residences to be built there. None of those businesses need workers, we'll just replace them all with robots. That should work well."

      So why exactly do they need to live below sea level? There aren't any places to build that are more well suited? Of course there are.

      "Refusing to help people that just want to go home is being cold"

      They don't "just want to go home" they want to use other's resources to make an extremely poor choice, namely rebuilding in an area that is not suitable. You call it cold, I call it pragmatic. You won't change my mind.

      People have a right to live where they want. They DO NOT have a right to leech off of the government in order to live where they want.

    3. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There certainly is a large amount of land in this world that is above sea level. Unfortunately, most of it is not clustered around the economic centers of New Orleans. A lot of these people can't afford cars, they don't have any reliable transportation, so moving out to the higher suburbs has never been an option for them. Perhaps you don't understand the geography of the area, and the way that cities tend to work. That's ok, I'm just trying to inform you.

      All the land above sea level around New Orleans already has people living there. There's no more above the water New Orleans left. So we're left with a few questions. First off, can the remaining parts of New Orleans economically succeed without rebuilding the rest? I don't believe that it can. So if we don't do some rebuilding, which will unfortunately be below sea level, we'd basically be letting the city die. So the next question is, are the remaining parts of New Orleans worth saving? That's a big question with a lot of economic, social, and cultural factors. Without really having that discussion, let me just say that I think that, yes, the city is worth saving. And if that means building some new structures below sea level, then so be it. I think there are other ways to deal with the problem, ways that the city as a whole and individual structures could be designed to better cope with the problems.

      There are probably parts of the city that are better left unbuilt. Places that got 20 feet of water are going to be prohibitively expensive to protect. But any place where something was destroyed should not automatically be a write-off. Pragmatism, by definition, can be cold. If you want to look at this equation purely in terms of dollar signs and probabilities, that's your call, but don't pretend that doing so makes peoples' lives irrelevant. Logic is probably the best reason out there to be heartless, but it's still heartless. Just call it what it is, and we'll admit that our priorities are different.

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    4. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by william.gunn · · Score: 1
      I've just about lost my patience with people saying stuff like this. No one who has ever spent any time in New Orleans, or even looked at the area on a map at sufficient detail, would suggest that we "just build it somewhere else".

      Here are some satellite photos of New Orleans taken after 8/28. The building I worked in was in the central business district, near the top of the big U of the river. The first floor of that building, and most others in the CBD, was flooded. As you may be able to guess from the name, the central business district is not heavily residential.

      The city is squeezed between the lake and the river, and is flush up against them both. There ain't a lot of room below the river, and that would be moving you closer to the ever-eroding wetlands, anyways. All pragmatics aside, there is something special about the city as it has developed. There is a unique culture there, which someone from the cornfields of Iowa can be excused for not being able to comprehend, that this country would be poorer without.

      Without dirt and darkness and struggle, all art would be appropriate for a hallmark card. Do you want to live in a world like that?

      As far as Habitat for Humanity goes, we don't need you. Go spend your money on Bourbon Street.

      By the way, it's either New Orleans or NOLA. The N'awlins spelling is only found on tourist brochures. Did you know you can actually tell what part of the city someone is from by the way the pronounce New Orleans? It's true. Also, because our house was near Tchoupitoulas, we were safe, from the flood, anyways.

    5. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by william.gunn · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't waste too much breath on people saying ignorant things like the original poster. They don't get it. Just let them know that when they want to come spend their money and act retarded, we won't hold it against them.

    6. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Agreed...

      California has bldg codes for earthquakes .

      Most of the US won't let you build in the 200 yr flood plan.

      There is a reason .....

      You cannot make execeptions to common sense, just for ur own
      personal reasons .

      You cannot continue to justify bad choices with other ppls money just
      because you think ppl to deserve to live close to work .

      Commuting to work sucks, and it needs to change, but I say spend
      some money on elevated rail like most of the northeast and let
      the poor ppl that lived below sea level ride the train to work
      in the morning like many other ppl do around the world .

      In california bay it is BART, in Dallas is it DART, and while
      not perfect it is a step in the right direction .

      The river level continues to rise, and the land there continues
      to sink, the future says it will get worse not better .

      Stopping huricanes is worth some thought, but a city below sea level
      on land known to be sinking is just begging for disaster .

      Add to that the huge lake, and the largest river in the US, and
      the potential for disaster is unreal .

      If that had been hurricane mitch that hit there, it would have been
      a GREAT deal worse than what we are seeing, or the 1935 labor day
      hurricane as well .

      Make it a 20yr plan, relocate those willing now, and over 20 yrs
      relocate the rest .

      Ban all new construction other than parking garages .

      There are areas on the west side of the river where ppl can build .

      There are areas north of I-12 could be developed and light rail
      could bring ppl to the city . The area near Sorrento could be
      built up and ppl could take the train in from there as well .

      I looked via satellite , via google maps and it is mostly farm land
      in that area, and could be converted to housing .

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

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    7. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a unique culture there, which someone from the cornfields of Iowa can be excused for not being able to comprehend, that this country would be poorer without. Without dirt and darkness and struggle, all art would be appropriate for a hallmark card. Do you want to live in a world like that?

      You people from NOLA act like it's the only poor, dirty city in this country that's capable of creating art; well, it's not, so get over it.

      The only thing I'll be missing about NOLA are the tits, 'cause I'm definately not missing Master P.

    8. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Why do the destroyed structures need to be rebuilt in exactly the same place? Why not build them twenty feet higher? If the entire infrastructure of the area is destroyed (sewers, plumbing, electrical cables, etc.) then why not haul in massive quantities of fill earth and build on top of THAT? Put it well above sea level and you've done two things:

      1. Prevented flooding in the near term, even without levees.
      2. Made it possible to hold out with levees for centuries beyond that, as the ground continues to sink.

      Either that or they're gonna have to build everything on stilts like the barrier islands -- and we all know how well THAT holds up to 140 mph winds.

      Mal-2

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    9. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by william.gunn · · Score: 1
      So are you suggesting that the state just come in and seize Ponchatoula and make it a suburb of New Orleans? Where would we get our strawberries?

      More to the point, how about we propose to your city council that we bring all our poor people to your city and leave them there? Despite how it looks on Google Maps, that area is actually inhabited, and the land is actually owned, by private landowners. It even has economic value, if everything has to come down to money.

      About the west bank - it's already residential. It's true, I've been there.

      A rapid transit system for New Orleans has been discussed, but have you seen the roads there? I wouldn't want to ride on the thing.

      The whole thing about "wasting people's tax money giving emergency relief to hurricane victims" is just so juvenile. That's not an attack, it's just an observation that young people sometimes have a poor sense of the weight of things. It's a whole town, with history and culture that can't be found anywhere else!

      Using abbreviations for "people" and "your" makes you sound teen-aged, too. Is it really that important to save a couple keystrokes? LOL! ;-)

    10. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by Nosferatu+Alucard · · Score: 1
      OK! Let's humor you for a moment. Orleans Parish, not New Orleans which all this discussion seems to be around, is the important thing. Now, Orleans Parish is 467.9 sq km of land. Converting that to English units, that's 1535100 sq ft. Now, let's pretend we are going to fill it with 10 feet of earth. That equals a total of 15,351,000 cubic feet of dirt. Now I personally have never bought earth for a project, but that's a lot of dirt to buy. Plus, it's a hell of a lot of dirt to move.

      Additionally, building Orleans Parish above ground creates several flooding problems. Now, instead of water flowing into the city, it will flow out of the city. This means that the levees will have had to be destroyed around the city, or otherwise your trapping water in again. This will take any water leaving the city and pour it against the levee systems protecting Jefferson and St Charles Parish, or it will flow into the lake, which eventually will rise into the Bonnet Carre spillway and then work it's way from the rear into St Charles and St John parish without any levee to stop it.

      You have to remember all these plans do affect other places besides New Orleans, and being a person living in one of those areas, I wouldn't take kindly to them.

    11. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Teenage, so ur age biased, lol . very nice .

      No I'd say my grey hair precludes me being young anymore .

      If u look at my UID you might even get the idea I am
      former military .

      As to wasting money on hurricanes, u interpreted that the worst way
      possible because u found one of my theories so vile "u" were already
      on the defensive .

      The clean up has to be done, the ppl need help. Take care of them
      this time, but like california did over many years change the
      building codes and rezone the land over 2 DECADES .

      Like in cobol u can type * or MULTIPLY, I chose * , and when posting
      to a bunch of nit picking grammar nazi's I just LOVE to get their
      dander up ANY and EVERY chance I get .

      Because it shows how pathetic they are that they have nothing
      better to do than to police the heiroglyphics of this day .

      Because when it comes to ppls lives, the world, and fixing what is
      broke, using short-hand which is a known 'form' has zero impact
      on efficiency, and ur just looking for any dig you can feebly
      grasp for to further ur agenda .

      The problem with ppl like u is that u latch onto the phrase
      in my post that offends u , and immeditely interpret the
      entire post the worst possible way .

      For u that was the relocation near u, which shows u don't want
      them living near u, and u value ur strawberries over that of
      the homeless . Perhaps you know that fresh sand makes for some
      good strawberries and the the river would happily provide that
      where these ppl were flooded out .

      Maybe ur precious fscking strawberries can bring back the dead ???

      Then again, maybe this farm raised former nuclear missile radar
      tech might just be trying to make a point at any cost to a further
      his own agenda vs trying to illuminate the darker recesses of ur mind.

      Save the strawberries, kill urself now !

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

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    12. Re:N'awlins doesn't NEED to be RIGHT THERE by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      I heard the smack there is pretty good

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  111. We could build a giant ice machine for the gulf by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    All I need is a phase conjugate mirror, some popcorn, and a lot of medical marijuana. Ship them to my PO box.

    -Eric

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  112. Re:covered previously on slashdot by mikael · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they could use biodegradable oil?

    There's an old sailors' tale that pouring a teaspoonful of oil on troubled waters soothed them. Turns out that 1 teaspoonful of oil would cover 100 square metres. And for really troubled waters, they would use a whole barrel or more.

    And there's actually a scientific reasoning behind this. The oil helps increase the surface tension of the water preventing the wave crests from disintegrating and throwing spray all over the place. And this spray acts as a fluid layer between the atmosphere and the ocean, reducing air friction and allowing winds to gain speed.

    This happens around 5 on the Beaufort scale

    New Scientist had an article on this subject, with a followup:

    The 1937 US Naval Academy textbook Modern Seamanship by Austin M. Knight gives specific instructions on the use of oil, with illustrations. It notes that the practice was so valuable that "all United States Registered machinery propelled ships of over two hundred tons must carry from 30 to 100 gallons (amount dependent on tonnage) of oil..."

    But all of this would only work for the local vicinity of a single ship. You would need a considerable lot more to cover an entire ocean.

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  113. Didnt Bush do this already? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Why, didnt he cause Katrina to speed into new Orleans to devistate the black population?

    Its a joke, sarcasm..

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  114. Let's do some math by benhocking · · Score: 1

    CD players take 45-200 Watts, and power supplies on PCs take 250-400 Watts (these are some numbers I got from Google - they could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure they're in the ballpark). That means if you're listening to your CD player while posting to Slashdot for, oh say, 24 hours in a row, you've consumed 86,400 seconds * 600 Joules/second = about 52 MJ. (A Watt is a Joule/second.)

    OTOH, a gallon of gas has 125 MJ. The average daily commute (one-way) in the US is 24.3 minutes (2003 numbers). From what I can tell, the corresponding distance is 37 miles. So, someone in an SUV with 13 MPG will burn 37/13 * 125 MJ = 356 MJ. Driving a hybrid that gets 45 MPG (my recent MPG in a Civic Hybrid) for the same distance will use only 37/45 * 125 MJ = 103 MJ. That's a saving of 253 MJ - in one day of driving.

    Keeping in mind that (almost) no one slashdots 24 hrs/day (while listening to their CD player), these are obviously quite different numbers we're talking about here.

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    1. Re:Let's do some math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is funny, my 9 year old Passat TDI gets 45 miles to the gallon and at 135 hp 220 lb-ft of torque out performs your hybrid. Hybrids are currently a novelty until a serious diesel-electric hybrid is considered. Then we should see mileage in the 60 to 70 mile per gallon range or maybe better.

    2. Re:Let's do some math by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      also keep in mind that the numbers you quote for electronic equipment (especially the pc) are likely the max ratings of the power supplies not the average operating power.

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  115. Breath of fresh air by bloggins02 · · Score: 1

    Because hurricanes form over warm ocean water, it is easy to assume that the recent rise in their number and ferocity is because of global warming.

                    But that is not the case, scientists say. Instead, the severity of hurricane seasons changes with cycles of temperatures of several decades in the Atlantic Ocean. The recent onslaught "is very much natural," said William M. Gray, a professor of atmospheric science at Colorado State University who issues forecasts for the hurricane season.


    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I prefer scientists over religious wackos (ahem, "spiritual leaders") and politicians. Imagine if the situation were reversed and religious conservatives were trying to convince the world of the harmful effects of global warming. Even if they knew these hurricanes were part of a natural cycle, I am 99.9% positive they would not resist the opportunity to say "see! I told you it's global warming! Repent!".

    But look at this... is it... no! It can't be! It looks like scientists are trying to give the most straightforward interpretation of the data even though a more twisted one would CLEARLY help to sway public opinion in their favor.
     
    When I titled my post "Breath of Fresh Air", I was referring to that conspicuously absent of all traits: Intellectual Honesty.

    But that's just me.

  116. Re:Uh, hurricanes have been around longer than SUV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No the number will no change, what it will be more probable is that the Big and Strong Hurricanes that hits Florida, Cuba, Haiti, etc every year will hit more at nothern places.

  117. God don't play dices by rawwa.venoise · · Score: 1

    Hurricanes have always served some nature purpose. We may not like them, but they are here since the very first beging of life. Playing "god" is not the best strategie for dealing with this.
    Anyone know the impact that such measures can posses on the wild life under seas and in the earth? Sure, it may work in the beginning but what is the price to pay in the future?
    A better strategie is to not allow any constructions on areas of high danger, and if it is not possible to forbidden, then at least ensure some proper safety rules are followed to avoid further disaters

    1. Re:God don't play dices by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      Hurricanes have always served some nature purpose.
      No they haven't. Some things just are, get over it.
      --
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    2. Re:God don't play dices by rawwa.venoise · · Score: 1

      talk with a biologist, it will tell you that after all major natural disasters life as spred and envolve into new forms, thus adapting to a new realitty. This is a purpose for me!!!
      Winds have always made part of nature, storms have they role into it. Maybe in the future people can freeze the atmosfeare and get a perfect wheter every day, but what is the price you have to pay for that?

    3. Re:God don't play dices by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
      talk with a biologist, it will tell you that after all major natural disasters life as spred and envolve into new forms, thus adapting to a new realitty.
      So?
      This is a purpose for me!!!
      Then you're a 'tard, because that's a consequence, not a purpose.
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    4. Re:God don't play dices by rawwa.venoise · · Score: 0
      I guess you never heard about the Nile.
      Tell, me do you know the impact on controlling hurricanes can do to:

      The zooplancton

      The CO2 absorved by the zooplantcton

      The impact on spreading the zooplantcton on the oceans

      What life depend on this

      The future impact on the atmosphere

      If you can answer this questions then we get this as a consequence for not changing the causes.
      Otherwise, it is pretty arrogant to assume this as not being a purpose of nature. I guess you think
      the same logic applies to the rain, wind and the four seasons and any other phenomenon.

      People should think twice before building cities on places where natural disasters occur every year instead of subverting nature rules. For that take a degree on terraformation and fly away to Mars ...

  118. To continue a theme in this thread... by benhocking · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But now, try to express the power of a race car engine expressed as butterfly-wing flaps/second!

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    1. Re:To continue a theme in this thread... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Next to the butterfly, or on the other side of the world?

    2. Re:To continue a theme in this thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a bug went kerchoo...

    3. Re:To continue a theme in this thread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But now, try to express the power of a race car engine expressed as butterfly-wing flaps/second!

      Well, that really depends now. Are we talking about african or european butterflys?

  119. Why must we keep paying more and more for oil ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because until the cost of using oil exceeds the cost of using other sources (and is forecast to remain more costly for a long enough period), the economics of switching is prohibitive. That is, when hydrogen fuel cells become cost competitive (or rather, when the cost of using oil/gas/etc. increases significantly) *relative to the other alternatives*, then the economic incentive will be sufficient to migrate. Think about it some more for homework.

  120. Extract energy, don't add more. by deimtee · · Score: 1

    The answer is obviously OTEC generators. Cool the surface of the ocean slightly while generating large amounts of electricity. This won't stop hurricanes completely - you still want the rainfall - but it will greatly reduce the severity.
    win/win.

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  121. redouble the redoubts by Hell+O'World · · Score: 1
    and one of the richest countries in the world


    Unfortuantely, you have inadvertantly undermined your argument with that fact. New Orleans is (or was) an impoverished city, and there will not be the political will to rebuild the way there was in the Netherlands after the flooding of 1953.
    Certainly Holland is an amazing show of what is possible, given the economic impetus.
    New Orleans does have a rich cultural heritage and a romantic image, but can that be turned into the billions of dollars necessary for such a project? Personally, I think perhaps New Orleans should turn away from the example of the Netherlands, and look to Venice. Instead of fighting back with bigger and bigger walls, New Orleans should embrace the water and let it comingle with the city. Sure, Venice has flooding problems, but everyone just moves upstairs. It is still a romantic, beautiful city. As the Louisiana ports become more and more automated, the jobs have dried up, and there is less and less economic reason for New Orleans to be there. It's saving grace is it's culture. New Orleans should build on that, and rebuild a city of art and beauty.

  122. A good idea? by tom17 · · Score: 1

    I know dissipating a hurricane at its source is different and if possible is probably a good idea overall, but sometimes mucking with natures ways can have nasty side effects.

    For example, there is a town I know of that used to suffer flooding so they spent millions on a flood bypass thing to carry the excess water and dump it back into the Thames downstream from the troubled town. It worked perfectly, they had no more flooding. The problem was, however, that all this extra water that would normally be land-locked and in peoples houses was now dumped further downstream. This resulted in other towns, that did not previously have a flooding problem, to now get flooded, badly.

    As the 2 towns in question are from different counties, the former (that built the anti-flood thing) didn't care one bit about the town that now gets flooded.

    I lived in the downstream town :-(

    Now I know this isn't the same as a hurricane, but it goes to show that any messing with nature can have side effects. I don't know what they would be for stopping a hurricane, if any at all, but its an interesting point. I hope they consider that.

  123. if you put out hurricane a stronger one will form by alexfromspace · · Score: 1

    I am not a meteorologist or a planetologist so I may be a wrong, but I think that hurricanes are one way that Earth our planet deals with different temperatures accross the globe. It thus compensates for colder southern hemisphere vs warmer north hemisphere in the summer months of June-August by transferring winds and clouds by air and water by ocean currents.

    So if you put out a hurricane, the Earth will have to compensate somehow. As a result we might see stronger ocean currents with their adverse environmental effects as el nino brought, or we might just see a much stronger hurricane develop. It is an either or situation with many possible weather, environmental, political and you-name-it effects.

  124. Dunno if that's a good idea... by Biff98 · · Score: 1

    I don't pretend to be an authorative source for meteorology or global climates....

    First off, I don't believe we have the power to change the ocean temp by that much over such a large area.

    Second, if we did, I think it would have some major effects on the ocean currents we RELY on (100%) for our climates around the world... (quick google link)

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/06 27_050627_oceancurrent.html

    Why do we keep trying to stifle nature? It's been making hurricanes for YEARS. People have been try ing to control nature for the longest time. Might it occur to people that this is just the way the world works?

    If we succeed in stopping hurricanes, it's possible that we would bring upon ourselves an early Ice Age. And that seems like a bigger problem to "fix".

  125. Chicken Little and the Boy Who Cried Wolf... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and Y2K have taught us that proactive caution is never rewarded. When Y2K didn't actually bring civilization as we know it to a halt, the PHB's and other dimwits figured the IT industry took the world to the cleaners with all that mumbo jumb hoopla about two-digit dates and all that crap and how you needed smart, expensive people to avert certain disaster and save the world.

    If Katrina had weakend significantly or turned before landfall but after evacuation, the critics would have bitched and whined about how the fearmongers cost us all that money and inconvenience for nothing.

  126. Oh, sure... by Unanimous+Cowturd · · Score: 0

    Make it difficult, why don't you?

    So the poster is the crank... I'm supposed to knock down some guy's theories in a frivolous way, with him reading it? No way, man. Too much pressure.

    Besides, taking this theory down is too easy to do. Reduce the water temperature of the oceans? Give me a break! There just isn't an ice cube tray big enough for the job. Materials science has a looong way to go before that puppy gets born.

    And who's going to crack the sucker when it's out of the fridge? And what about the FRIDGE? Huh???

    Smart guy...

  127. Superman! by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

    Just have Superman stand in the middle and spin really fast in the opposite direction!

  128. Use a MOAB by Alien+Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    The actual vortex of a hurricane is actually very unstable. You could probably collapse the stack using a MOAB.

  129. Weather manipulation by dana340 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Simon, I agree with you, what a lot of people don't realize is that hurricanes actually keep our weather system stable. By controlling hurricanes, it keeps this atmospheric energy in the tropics, which will cause more and more powerful hurricanes to spawn. And assuming we develop the system to controlling weather from a pipe dream to the real thing with this fact in mind, there will be a public outcry to wipe out every hurricane before it makes landfall.

    Interesting fact, but weather control has been something that we have been playing with since world war two. I'm having difficulty finding trustworthy sources out there because of Katrina and the popularity of the topic. Britain tried using a chemical for a condensation agent on rain clouds in the 40's, and it ended up causing a deadly acid rain, killing scores of people and destroying communities. We now use substances that occur in nature to "seed" clouds over the plains to hopefully make rain, but nothing too crazy.

    Finally, the scary part is hurricane control is possible. A scientist has invented an agent made of biodegradable materials. These agents are held together in fine crystals that could be used to sprinkle hurricanes and the path in front of it, when these crystals come into contact with liquid water, it forms a thick gelatin layer, which would significantly halt evaporation, therefore cutting of the energy supply of the hurricane, it will act as if it just made landfall.

    Unfortunately, sources are hard to come by at the moment, but these facts were featured on the discovery channel or one of their other networks on a special within the past year. If anybody would like to try to find it and post it, that may help somebody out.

    Interesting fact, but weather control has ben somthing that we have been playing with since world war two. i'm having difficulty finding trustworthy sources out there because of Katrina and the popularity of the topic. Britian tried using a chemical for a condensation agent on rain clouds in teh 40's, and it ended up cauing a deadly acid rain, killing scores of people and destroying communities. We now use substnaces that occur in nature to "seed" clouds over th plains to hopefully make rain, but nothing too crazy.

    Finally, the scary part is hurricane control is possible. A scientist has invented an agent made of biodegradable materials. These agents are held together in fine crystals that could be used to sprinkle hurricanes and teh path in front of it, when these crystals come into contact with liquid water, it froms a thick gelatin layer, which would significantly halt evaporation, therfore cutting of the energy supply of teh hurricane, it will act as if it just made landfall.

    Unfortunately, socurces are hard to come by at the moment, but htese facts were featured on the the discovery channel or one of theirother networks on a special within the past year. if anybody would like to try to find it and post it, that may help somebody out.

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  130. So if this actually worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It won't be too long till somebody figure how to make a hurracane as weapon or even making one themselve. Lets see, cleaner and no radiation, but more powerful than an Nuclear bomb.

    Not to mention they can launch the weapon with little or no consequence, since no one will know who made it/did it/ or even if it is man made.

  131. Here's the plan... by rwyoder · · Score: 1

    We get the hurricane controller and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!

  132. Maybe we should be trying to start storms? by cpuffer_hammer · · Score: 1

    You may be correct.

    Maybe we should be seeding clouds and taking other actions to promote storms, in ways that do not increase the energy in the system. It seems to me that 2 category 2-3 storms would be a lot better than a category 5.

    Of course this would be very hard to prompt since the people in charge will be blamed for both storms and get no credit for the storm that did not happen. (They are now being blamed for not responding to the storm that did happen, but not for the storm). And just wait for the created (or for that matter redirected) storm that hits some other government's people.

    Charles Puffer

  133. Lake Okecheobee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The levees surrounding this lake in South Florida are also only rated for a cat 3, and in fact the SFWMD states that if the water level in the lake goes up above ~21 feet there is a likelyhood of imminent failure.

    The last time that happened there were 5,000 to 8,000 deaths at a time when South Florida wasn't nearly as populated.

  134. Conversion, please by benhocking · · Score: 1
    My guess (based on experience from commercial fishing on not from submarines) is that a 0.5 mile wide plow would slow the sub down to 0 mph (or 0 knots, for that matter).
    Could you give that in kph?
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    1. Re:Conversion, please by pizen · · Score: 1

      Could you give that in kph?

      What, international maritime units aren't good enough for you?

    2. Re:Conversion, please by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
      >>> slow the sub down to 0 mph (or 0 knots, for that matter).
      >
      > Could you give that in kph?

      Strangely enough, 0 knots is 0i kph.

      I would expect this to be pretty common knowledge, though, since it was the premise behind the movie Speed 2---"don't slow the boat down or we all become imaginary!" Much like he spent months intensively learning kung fu for The Matrix, Keanu Reeves spent months intensively learning math for this movie. I hear by the end he could count to 21...

    3. Re:Conversion, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keannu wasn't even in Speed 2

  135. Advancing Speed by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting one big concern with hurricanes that swing up to the upper east coast. Most of them that make it north of Cape Hatteras accelerate northward, occasionally reaching speeds of 50+ MPH. This isn't wind speed... this is the storm's motion. This gives very little time to prepare, and also means that a storm will plow a good distance inland very fast.
    Hurricanes have hit Nova Scotia, and caught them off guard. Nobody, from Texas to Maine, is "safe" from a hurricane, even those who aren't right on the shore.

    I've lived in Connecticut my whole life, and I remember 2 storms that did a good deal of damage. Hurricane Gloria, and Hurricane Bob.

    Studies in a lagoon in Rhode Island (behind the beach dunes) show that at roughly once every 100 years, a Category 3+ hits New England. It could easily damage, Providence, and Boston, too. Remember, we've only been here for roughly 300 yrs. The last time, the cities weren't nearly what they are now. Providence is in trouble if we get a Cat 3 coming our way.

    I shouldn't say "if." I mean "when."

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  136. The real solution by JustNiz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Until the US president stops Americans polluting the atmosphere so badly, these localised side-effects of global warming will only get worse for all of us.

    Its not gonna happen with Bush though, as he has such strong personal ties with the oil industry.

  137. Stirring the ocean! Are you crazy!! by gvandini · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did anyone else read Phil Shapiro's article that was linked to this post? Does anyone else see a problem with stirring ocean water? Lets ignore the technical fesiblity of pulling a 1/4 mile stir stick at 15 miles per hour. (I don't care if you use a nuclear tub boat.. you're talking about a HUGE anount drag here). Stirring the top layer of ocean water to make it 2-3 degrees colded would kill nearly all of the plankton and other microorganizes that rely on the fragile thermalclines (layers of different temperature water) to survive. Killing this life would be like killing all plants on land and would wipe out a huge percentage of all ocean life... sounds like a great plan to me.

  138. Bad idea: consider the forest fire analogy by PaleoTek · · Score: 1

    It was long considered a Good Thing to put out forest fires in the national forest ASAP. But it turns out that there is an inverse relationship between fire frequency and intensity: would you rather have a lot of little forests fires (that basically clean out the underbrush and don't do much damage to the forest) or a few horrendous crown fires, that wipe the forest clean as a plate and sterilize the soil? An extreme example of a big fire might be the Tillamook burn, where the firestorm was so intense that 200 foot flaming trees were being tossed a half mile through the air.

    Now, view the hurricane cycle as a natural system of energy dissipation. If you squelch the natural process of energy dissipation, where does that energy go? Are you breeding super-hurricanes? The possibility seems strong enough to make this a somewhat dubious venture.

    We should attempt things like this because they are a good idea, not because they might be a good idea.

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  139. A more practical anti-hurricane technology by Another+Crank · · Score: 1

    Simply train huge numbers of carrier pigeons to fly clockwise in large circles, and drop them from planes flying over hurricanes. The pigeons' attempts to fly upwind will slowly but surely dissipate the energy of the hurricane.

  140. Don't let Bush read this... by Duck+of+Death · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...or the next thing you know, he will declare "War on Hurricanes", appoint a Hurricane Czar, demand Congress pass his $50B spending bill without review, and immediately start construction on 40 new nuclear submarines to "keep the scourge of Hurricanes from our shores." Anyone criticizing the effort will be attacked ("Why do you want Americans to lose their homes, Congressman? Why do you want them to die?").

    Remember, after Katrina everything is different. Now more than ever. We have to take the fight to the Hurricanes or risk facing them on American soil.

    Oh, and you'll probably have to give up a few more of your rights. We'll let you know which ones.

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  141. Drying a storm out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish this article included the information. I've been searching for an article printed in a newspaper (tossed by ex) regarding a man that had found that dropping a bio-degreagable desiccant in a storm, absorbing the water, making it heavy and taking it down into the ocean, could lower a storms intensity by a category or two.

    This seems to be most reasonable to me. Hurricanes are part of a natural global cycle. Just changing the corse of a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico would accomplish what? Move a Cat 4 like Ivan to TX, rather than FL? Who makes *that* call?

    The drying out of a storm seems to be possible. If you have seen this years tropical weather being affected by Saharan dust storms kicking up dust into the atmosphere ... preventing tropical waves in the east atlantic from becoming hurricanes in the first place...

    Can you imagine the lives saved, if Ivan or Katrina had been dried down even a little?

  142. oh of course, it's zonk! by typidemon · · Score: 1

    Who else could have come up such crazy ideas?

  143. HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone heard of a US government project called HAARP?

    http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/

    Of course, many of the sites that list HAARP as capable of controlling the weather also suspect that it can control your **MIND**, and then go into a series of prophesies, alien channelings, etc.

  144. This is insane! by HackHackBoom · · Score: 1

    Hurricans are a way of restoring balance to the planet's weather. It would be insane to try and screw with these things.

    Just my .02

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    "It's not stealing if you don't get caught!"

  145. Netherlands flooded before by charnov · · Score: 1

    Actually hurricanes and flooding were common in the Netherlands until the late 1500's when abbeys started building the dykes. A big storm submerged several areas for decades in 1530. The worst storm and flood was in 1952 when 1836 people drowned. They started to completely rebuild the dykes and the first piece was finished in 1986...yes it took that long. Their dyke system is estimated to have cost 1.5 trillion in todays US dollars over the last 500 or so years. Remember though that their dykes protect a huges chunk of their country, not just one city.

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    1. Re:Netherlands flooded before by kfg · · Score: 1

      I know you'd show up. :)

      . . . Actually hurricanes. . .

      Well, actually, windstorms. Might seem a bit of nitpicking, especially if you live there, but the difference really is significant.

      Remember though that their dykes protect a huges chunk of their country. . .

      Built on two, two, two river deltas.

      I'm aware of the issues that the Netherlands face, they don't, after all, call it The Netherlands for nothing. I've seen it. I think the "reclaiming" of the Zuider Zee may not have been the wisest move in history.

      Their polder system is more intelligently thought out and managed than our own unrestrained suburban sprawl "system" though.

      KFG

  146. Oh come on! by marcus · · Score: 1

    The ones that died went to heaven!

    They are the lucky ones, the true benficiaries of God's will!

    According to legend anyway.

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    1. Re:Oh come on! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Barbara Bush, is that you?

      (see http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/07/national/nationa lspecial/07barbara.html for something appalling Barbara Bush said about the Katrina victims in New Orleans - she said they were better off)

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  147. Probably Already Mentioned by leftistcoast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But why not tackle problems that we know we can solve? Why not just build levies that can stand up to level 5 hurricanes and institute building codes that force buildings to at least be hurricane resistant if not proof. Make those codes retroactive (though I'd wager that if you looked at most of the buildings that are 100+ and properly maintained along the gulf coast, you'd find that they were already 'up to code' because the builders realized, without CNN and the weather channel, that hurricanes rip through there regularly). It's not like we need to invent new technologies to do this sort of thing...and it makes a great deal more sense to do that than to start messing with major natural systems just so Trent Lott can have his poorly and cheaply constructed McMansion protected from a hurricane.

    1. Re:Probably Already Mentioned by SlothB77 · · Score: 0

      assuming we know how to build levees that can stand up to a level 5 hurricane. the levees in NO were said to withstand a level 3, but even for one of those there was no guarantee.

    2. Re:Probably Already Mentioned by kroymen · · Score: 1

      That is definitely true, but most of the uncertainty surrounding that had to do with issues of maintenance. Like, for example, the fact that the original 15-foot height had sunk to just over 13 feet because of alluvial subsidence.

    3. Re:Probably Already Mentioned by kroymen · · Score: 1

      In fairness, I think Trent Lott's mansion was something like 150 years old and presumably constructed like most glorious old homes were -- very well, but using wood which has distinct problems around really really big hurricanes. I wish I could blame it on Trent Lott, but then I figure there's enough that can be pinned on him without dragging his home into it.

    4. Re:Probably Already Mentioned by leftistcoast · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Perhaps I let my politic shade my analogy there...but I still stick by my statement. I can understand the colossal technical challenge that 'controlling' a hurricane may pose. It doesn't mean that it's one that should be undertaken with any seriousness, though. I guess I'm just leary of 'futurists' that see all the solutions to todays problems in the techno-mechanics to tomorrow. They never seem to want to stop and take a look at yesterdays technology to see if it isn't the source of todays woes. I'm not talking about the Society for Creative Anachronism here but it certainly seems that occasionally a 'roll-back' is appropriate.

    5. Re:Probably Already Mentioned by kroymen · · Score: 1

      I'm inclined to agree. Science is a solution to many problems, and it explains many more problems, but it helps to create its fair share too.

  148. suggested reading ben bova 'the weathermakers' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it covers exactly this topic (written in 1979)
    ISBN: 0441876900

  149. With Tin Foil and Scalar Weapons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  150. The only way.. by sublies · · Score: 1

    ..we need to authorize the secret project "The Weather Paradigm".

  151. Not so smart? by Forbman · · Score: 1

    While in the short range of the area affected by the hurricane, the hurricane releases a tremendous amount of energy. What will happen OVERALL if that energy is NOT allowed to be released?

    And, why is it that tropical areas (except for places like Bangladesh) seem to deal with much stronger hurricanes...er, typhoons, with less apparant fanfare, than the US? Maybe because they end up being like really strong out-of-season monsoons?

    Go ahead, asia countries, do a little superiority dance. And, yes, I'm aware that the topography of the SE united states isn't quite the same as most of the relatively non-flat SE asian islands and coastal areas...

  152. How would you decide? by numbsafari · · Score: 1

    How would you decide whose house should be flattened, whose river flooded?

    Let mother nature do her choosing on her own.

  153. Novelty is not bad by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Doing a little google research bears out your claim (to my surprise). Of course, the Prius is rated at 60 mpg, without using diesel engines. A big difference (between the Prius and my Civic) is that the Prius is primarly an electric motor with gasoline support and the Civic is primarily a gasoline engine with electric support.

    Perhaps a electric-diesel hybrid would be a great way to go. GM has developed e-d hybrid buses to national parks, but of course comparing their mpg to a car wouldn't exactly be fair.

    Nevertheless, every additional car with good mpg strikes another blow for the environment. I've even heard Ford bragging recently on a commercial about having several cars with mpg greater than 30!

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  154. Mother Nature? by fury88 · · Score: 1

    I don't know if I'd want to mess with Mother Nature. We pissed her off before.

    1. Re:Mother Nature? by n6kuy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Nature. She's a Mother...

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  155. Re:Control? by crashelite · · Score: 1

    good point on the smaller community but to evacuate 1000 people is a lota easier than 1000000 people. but then again the insurance companys would not be happy... then again they would be more happy a small town got hit than a Large one. less claims that way and trailer parks are a lot eaiser to fix than mansions...

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  156. Conservation of Catastropy by InterGuru · · Score: 1

    Even if this worked, it would almost certaily lead to another example of William H. McNeill's "Conservation of Catastrophy" thesis. McNeil's principle sates that when you build a system to prevent small catastrophies, you end up with infrequent large one.

    Examples are:
    Supressing local forest fires leads to buildup of debris on the forest floor which feed huge uncontrolable fires.

    Region wide electrical grids prevent frequent small local blackouts, but contain instabilites which lead to region wide blackouts.

    Flood control on rivers leave no room for the waters to rise and exacerbate large floods.

    If we did supress hurricanes, all that excess atmospheric energy would have to do something. What is anyone's guess.

  157. According to Star Trek technobabble... by ddkilzer · · Score: 1
    ...in episode True-Q, the Earth has developed a "weather net" that will prevent tornados from forming and generally control the weather. The "Q" override this weather net, causing a tornado that destroys the house that a young girl's parents lived in.

    Because all Star Trek technobabble will eventually become true, someone will inevitably invent a device to control the weather on the Earth.

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  158. My Way to stop a hurricane by Nikitis · · Score: 1

    This is my way to stop a hurricane once it has formed. People never listen to me on this but I think it is a feasible way to disrupt the hurricanes. We (USA) have certain types of nukes available which do not give off radiation. At least the kind of radiation that would kill anyone. I say we develop the nuke so that it explodes in such a way to contridict the direction of the hurricane thus causing the explosion to spiral in the opposite direction of the hurricane and thus disapating it. All that would be left would be some rain. We would of course have to fly into the eye of the hurricane but people do that all the time, drop the nuke and then get out of there, ignite, and no more hurricane. (We would also have to call all of the world leaders to let them know what we were doing so that they wouldn't think that we were trying to shoot with nukes and it went off prematurely). What do you guys think?

    1. Re:My Way to stop a hurricane by phoenxshard · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever heard of a nuke that didn't give off radiation that wouldn't kill people. I don't think that you could develop a nuke to do what you're talking about either, but I'm not a scientist, so I could be wront.
      The main reason I say that I don't think there are any explosions that can change the way something as powerful as a hurricane would be moves. I mean, with some storms, we're talking about some that are as wide as 600 miles. I know that the eye of the hurricane is what you're talking about, but even destroying the eye doesn't destroy the clouds that are attached to it, and there would still be the same instability there that would just let the eye reform if you were able to disrupt it.

  159. ENMOD AND ARCTIC OIL DRILLING by theREALbillder · · Score: 0

    * PLEASE DO AT LEAST READ THROUGH THE PATENT LIST LINKED TO BELOW BY SEEKTRESS (PATENTLY OBVIOUS), THAT SHOULD CLEAR UP A LOT OF STUFF FOR YOU, DO NOT GO AROUND SPOUTING NONSENSE JUST BECAUSE BUSH TOLD YOU LIES!!! DO NOT FEEL BAD HIS FAMILY DO THAT AS A MATTER OF COURSE IMPEACH AND EXECUTE BUSH *

    GLOBAL WARMING STORY CREATED FOR ARCTIC DRILLING ENDEAVOR

    ENMOD Radiation Science and Earthquakes

    GLOBAL WARMING IS JUST ONE PART OF A FARCE WHOSE TRUE PURPOSE IS TO SECRETLY DEPLOY ENVIRONMENTAL MODIFICATION SCIENCE TO MELT THE ICE CAPS (oil and mineral wealth galore!) AND TO TERRORIZE ANY COUNTRY WHO WILL NOT GET IN LINE WITH THE CULT OF DEATH WHICH THE NWO IS.

    MELTING THE ICE CAPS WITH ENMOD AND GETTING THE OIL AND MINERALS IS WHAT THE WHOLE GLOBAL WARMING SCENARIO WAS ABOUT AND ITS A LIE...PLUS bUSH ZION GOT TO TEST A BUNCH OF WW2 MK TECH FROM PAPERCLIP DUDES ON THE WHOOOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEE WORLD

    AN REMEMBER! THE BUSH CRIME FAMILY WILL GLADLY BLOW OUT HOLES IN THE ATMOSPHERE, THEREBY IRRADIATING THOSE BELOW, THEY HAVE DONE IT MANY TIMES ALREADY IN FACT, TO JUSTIFY THIS CRIME SCIENCE OF MIND CONTROL AND DIS-EASE.

    Republicans fleeing Bush on Arctic drilling issue

    Taken from http://www.pww.org/article/articleview/7695/1/285/

    Todd Tollefson , 10.09.2005 14:48

    Two dozen House Republicans, including three committee chairmen, have directly opposed the Bush administration's effort to open the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to oil drilling by sneaking it through the budget approval process.

    "An effort to include the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in the [budget] reconciliation will further complicate an already difficult situation," they wrote last month in a letter to House Speaker Dennis Hastert, House Resources Committee Chairman Richard Pombo and Budget Committee Chairman Jim Nussle.

    Rep. Jeb Bradley (R-N.H.) asked moderate Republicans to join him in signing the letter, calling on the Republican House leaders not to include language that would allow oil and gas exploration in the wildlife refuge.

    The GOP signers said they "would have serious concerns about any budget bill that contains provisions authorizing the development of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge." They continued, "As you know, the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge represents one of the last large pristine natural environments left in our country. In 1980 Congress recognized the need to protect this national treasure and prohibited any oil and gas drilling or exploration on the coastal plain. We believe that the debate on opening this unique land to oil and gas exploration should be done outside of the budget process, not as part of an omnibus bill."

    The ANWR group is notable because it includes a trio of committee chairmen: Science Chairman Sherwood Boehlert (R-N.Y.), Judiciary Chairman F. James Sensenbrenner Jr. (R-Wis.) and Government Reform Chairman Thomas M. Davis III (R-Va.).

    Several of the signers were prompted to sign through a successful e-mail campaign initiated by the Sierra Club in July. Rep. Rodney Frelinghuysen (R-N.J.) said in a reply to constituents who contacted him through the e-mail campaign that he is and will remain strongly opposed to any legislation that would authorize oil and gas exploration of the Arctic Refuge.

    The Senate voted in March to remove the Arctic drilling provision from the budget, but the House failed to do so in April by only three votes. While the House has approved drilling in ANWR in the past, GOP leaders have little room for error on budget measures, which typically pass with a two- or three-vote margin. Opposition from such a significant bloc of House Republicans underscores the difficulty GOP leaders face in putting together a package that can pass in both chambers.

    The House Resources Committee will decide the outcome by Sept. 16.
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  160. Three hurricanes intersected in 2004 by darkbit · · Score: 1
    Three hurricane paths intersected in 2004 over the town of Homeland Florida in six weeks time. The hurricanes where Charley, Frances and Jeanne. The town a few miles to the north of Homeland is Ft. Meade Florida.

    What are the odds that three hurricanes intersect in single season? What are the odds that in an era of terrorism, when the "homeland" is under attack from shadowy Al Qaeda types, that the tiny town of Homeland Florida is "attacked" by a mathematically unlikely event such as three intersecting hurricanes?

    Amateur weather site skeetobite.com plotted the three hurricane intersection from data from the National Hurricane Center. Then in January 2005 the NHC data was updated and the three hurricanes moved off of Homeland, five miles to the east. All three hurricane tracks moved the same distance to the east.

    Weather control is not a far off, decades away goal.

    I fully expect the scientific dictatorship to mod this post out of existence.

    Greetings to all the fine folks in high places.

  161. Weather Wizard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But to get the power necessary to do so we would need to attach shoulder bands to Superman and The Flash and have them race eachother around the world for charity.

  162. Oblig Conspiracy Theory by ihatewinXP · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This article made me think of an oft neglected factoid between the United States and Russia. Oddly enough in the official Anti-Ballistic-Missile-Treaty there is a clause that states that America is not allowed to use / deploy their weather changing weapons including HAARP against the old Soviet Union.
    There is also a UN treaty circa 1976 that basically says the same thing but in more general terms, while again naming the US and Russia.
    Now I hate to be 'that guy' but knowing that in all the: legalese, time, preperation, and double checking that went into the ABM treaty that the inclusion of a weather weapon cant be purely speculative or coincidental.

    Ok, im taking off the tinfoil hat now (but it does make me wonder sometimes why Bush is so sure that global wearming isnt due to greenhouse gas emission.....)

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    1. Re:Oblig Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right. so that would imply that weather control technology circa 1975 was at about the same level as anti-ballistic missile technology ca. 1975: non-existent.

    2. Re:Oblig Conspiracy Theory by afidel · · Score: 0

      Well, since the weapons system that would eventually be called PATRIOT was first sucessfully test fired against a drone target at White Sands in 1975 I wouldn't say that the technology was non-existant! The technology might not have been fully matured, but I would guess that research was well under way.

      For a history of PATRIOT see this page.

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    3. Re:Oblig Conspiracy Theory by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Now I hate to be 'that guy' but knowing that in all the: legalese, time, preperation, and double checking that went into the ABM treaty that the inclusion of a weather weapon cant be purely speculative or coincidental.
      Do you have a cite to these assertions? (And by cite, I mean "verbiage in treaty" not "tinfoil hat site".)
    4. Re:Oblig Conspiracy Theory by Pixelmixer · · Score: 1

      There is a rumor going around among individual government researchers and documentary filmers, such as those on http://www.infowars.com/ that claim that part of the reason the hurricane increased in power so quickly was the HAARP was used, by spreading certain materials in the ionosphere (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAARP). Now, the rumor currently states that this was an attempt to prevent such a large scale catastrophe, but there was an error somewhere or in some calculation that cause the opposite to happen... Also as i said this is just a rumor, who knows if its true, i'm just throwing it up for criticism.

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    5. Re:Oblig Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough in the official Anti-Ballistic-Missile-Treaty there is a clause that states that America is not allowed to use / deploy their weather changing weapons including HAARP against the old Soviet Union.
      There is also a UN treaty circa 1976 that basically says the same thing but in more general terms, while again naming the US and Russia.


      Actually, as long as the US only uses HAARP for mind control (rather than weather control) then it does not technically violate the ABM treaty.

  163. Wouldn't it be cheaper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be cheaper to just not build cities in the middle of a freaking hole between a river, a lake, and the sea?

  164. omnibenevolence and omnipotence by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    The best I have ever heard the idea of an omnibenevolent God explained was by a Jewish religious philosophy professor. It is tied up w/ a misunderstanding a lot of people have about omnipotence. Namely, God CAN NOT do anything. He can only do that which is logically possible.
    For instance, He can not make a married bachelor. Just isn't possible, such a thing can not exist, due to the definition of the two words. So, my professor went on to explain, God can't both give Man freewill, and also costantly intefere in Man's life. This inncludes sheltering people from their own (or other's) poor decisions, sheltering people from the world around them, etc.
    So, from this we can conclude that God allows bad things to happen to good people b/c otherwise He would not be able to allow us free will. Presumably, free will is a greater good than not being trampled, or drowned, or what have you.
    Of course, I'll admit the perceived phenomenon of bad things happening to good people could also be explained by an indifferent or non-existant or even malicious God. However, it is also not completely incompatible w/ the idea of a benevolent God.

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    1. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a cop-out. Are you suggesting that the traditional definition of God, omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent, is like the aforementioned married bachelor?

      Or does the contradiction only arise when the tri-omni properties are measured against free will or the reality we observe around us?

      I cannot help but trip over the contradiction between the assertion that God is all knowing, knows the future, knows what each of us will choose to do, and that each of us are free to make our own choices. The contradiction between an all knowing, all powerful, benevolent God, who then chooses not to intervene when the interactions of man and nature are certain to lead to great suffering of the innocent. Logic compelled me to throw out at least one of those three omni- assertions.

    2. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the contradiction inherent in an omniscient God and us having free-will is as big as the contradiction between omnipotence and omnibenevolence. The most reasonable response I have heard is that (again) there is a common misconception as to what God's omniscience really means. He doesn't exactly know the future the way I know how Die Hard 2 ends. Rather, He knows what you or I will choose to do the same way you or I know what a starving dog will do when you throw a T-Bone in front of it. Of course, God has an infinite intelligence, capable of storing and processing an infinite amount of data about every human being on the planet, along with every molecule and how they are all interacting w/ each other at any given time, so He can make much more subtle judgements and predictions about our behavior than we can about the dog. So, his "knowledge" about me doesn't really extend to whether I am going to mistype the next word or not: he can compute the probability (He's pretty good at statistics :), but not know for certain. Then again, He isn't concerned with mundane trivia, only the stuff that impacts our souls.

      So, yeah, I am saying that the traditional view of God's omniscience and omnipotence are incorrect, mostly BECAUSE they are a) absurd and b) obviously incompatible w/ the idea that God is anything other than a sadistic monster when you look at reality. Of course, if God really were omnipotent, omniscient, and a sadistic bastard, he could come up with something a lot worse than what we've got. So you have a God that is either not sadistic, or not omnipotent and omniscience in the traditional sense. He might not be omnibenevolent in the traditional sense, either. However, the observed reality can be explained by limits on his knowledge and power that must logically exist (b/c if they don't, the world would either be better or worse, depending on His attitude), so the omnibenevolent theory is not demonstrably false, whereas the omniscient and omnipotent theories are.
      Of course, none of this postulation addresses the idea of God not existing, or God being completely indifferent to Man, both of which also adequately explain the observed phenomenon. It is simply a framework that provides for the possibility of a benevolent God in the face of undeniable evil on Earth.

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    3. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by anotherzeb · · Score: 1

      If we're talking about god, can anyone explain to me the idea that He needs all this worship from us humans? As I understand it, we were created as some kind of pet project for the purpose of worshipping god. How insecure / vain does that make Him? It sounds like me getting some pets so that they can adore me, me not feeling obliged to look after them because that would prevent them having free will and still expecting them to worship me. I'd be looking at some serious psychiatric care if I was thinking that way - what makes this Christian god any different?

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    4. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by CffnDwllr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have severe medical problems secondary to a spinal cord injury I suffered a decade ago. I live in unimaginable pain every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day... IF God exists AND he allows this to happen, when I die, I'm going to shove an infinant number of baseball bats up his ass. :@

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    5. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by knghtrider · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, one of the best definitions I have heard of how God is Omniscient was given by Dr. Tony Evans--a minister. He prefaced this comment by saying we should not study too long on it because it will make our heads spin. I know that's a funny statement, but after pondering a while, I did get a headache.

      You see, we humans are trying to apply 3-dimensional thinking to an omnidimensional subject. God *is* omniscient because He exists at teh beginning of time and at the End of Time. His consciosness extends across the universes and time itself.

      If we see it that way, we would realize that God already knows the result of any decisions he or we make because to Him, it is about to happen, is happening, and has already happened all at the same time. His demenses extend outside of our 3-dimensional physical universe, so applying 3-dimensional linear thinking does not apply.

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    6. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by zxnos · · Score: 2, Funny

      every good slashdotter knows that a gods power is a direct function of the number of worshipers said god has. d&d 101 man...

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    7. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I think I like that more than my earlier explanation of omniscience, but I will definitely have to think about it a while before reaching (if ever) any conclusions.

      Thanks for the food for thought.

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    8. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting argument but here's the thing, our rules don't apply to God if God has any power.

      The way I see it people like to think of God two different ways depending on the situation. In one case there is the religious God who we think is personal, intervening, and reachable.

      Then when we need to assign God power he becomes the philosophical God, omniscient, omnipotent, and eternal.

      If God is to have any real power he has to exist out side of space and time, which means he is not subject to the rules of our universe, or he fails to be God. This includes the principle of non-contradiction and any other laws we are governed by.

      I personally find that the Jewish mystical philosophers of the Middle Ages (i.e. Mosses Maimonides) were closest to the truth when they say that no labels that we can express in language describe God; it is neither correct nor incorrect to say God is just, kind, loving, vengeful, etc. The words simply do not apply to God. Even to say God is good, has as much meaning as to say that idea tastes like strawberries. (to clarify any adjective applies to God as well as taste applies to an idea)

      Basically all you can say about God is that we can't say anything about him.

    9. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      No.

      God is omni present.

      God exists in all dimensions of space and time on all points simultaneously. He does indeed know what you will do like you know how die hard ends as he is existing in the past present and future SIMULTANEOUSLY.

      God does not process all the information, rather God is all the information, the sum total of existance is God's conscienceness.

      "In the beginning there was the Word and the Word was with God, and the Word was God" --- We are not gods, we are a part of God, everything is. We are the very essence of God's thoughts and Dreams. God exists everywhere and everywhen

      God is the Alpha AND the OMEGA, not The Alpha until the Omega. The beginning and the end---and everything in the middle all at the same time.

      Think about it. How would you react to all the love and hate in the world if you experienced it simultaneously? all historical events at the same time? it does indeed introduce a very different perspective than you have.

    10. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by russellh · · Score: 1

      If we see it that way, we would realize that God already knows the result of any decisions he or we make because to Him, it is about to happen, is happening, and has already happened all at the same time. His demenses extend outside of our 3-dimensional physical universe, so applying 3-dimensional linear thinking does not apply.

      In other words, you might as well be a nihilist, for certainly it amounts to nothing. What could be worse? And what is the purpose of prayer, for instance? What can you tell god that he does not already know? What makes you think you have any influence? Especially if he exists at the beginning and the end, knowing all. Everything simply is. Everything and Nothing, they are indistinguishable. Ah.. let's all rise to sing the praises.

      Sorry. It just came out.

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    11. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by knghtrider · · Score: 1

      What is prayer for? How about asking for God's forgiveness? How about Praise? How about thanking God? How about asking for comfort?

      Christ taught us *how* to pray with what we now call 'The Lords Prayer' or the 'Our Father'.

      It is a preface and seven petitions.

      http://www.healingscripture.com/LordsPrayer.shtml
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    12. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Your professor's story does not adress the issue at hand, natural disasters. Also, it ignores most of the Bible where God is constantly interfering with everyone's free will, not to mention all the serious contradictions within the Bible. Further, moving beyond the "married bachelor" and "could God create a stone so heavy he couldn't lift it" word-games, in the natural world, essentially nothing can be ruled out entirely when chaos theory and quantum uncertainty are taken into account, so God is firmly on the hook for all natural disasters.

      Omniscience, omnibenevolence and omnipotence - pick any two. Theodicy hasn't made any progress in at least 2,000 years.

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    13. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by russellh · · Score: 1

      What is prayer for? How about asking for God's forgiveness? How about Praise? How about thanking God? How about asking for comfort?

      Yeah.. you know, I realize how pointless it is discussing religion here... but what the hey.

      My comment was about determinism. One does not need to be a determinist to believe in God. To some of us, god is not a being that can be influenced by praise, but rather more like a property or the structure of the universe. Surely there is more to life than praising or asking forgiveness from a being that has already determined your fate. Is there any meaning or purpose to that? (imho, no: hence my nihilism comment) In the one case, your job in life is to glorify this entity and hope for reward and not damnation. In the other case, one seeks to understand. We can't influence math with praise or receive forgiveness from physics. We have to study and work out the solution for ourselves.

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    14. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....not adress the issue at hand, natural disasters.....

      Looked at superficially, most people think that what happened in New Orleans was a natural disaster, Hurricane Katrina.
      However, the events we saw on or TV screens there make no sense if you think that we are confronting a natural disaster.
      In a natural disaster, the response for public officials is obvious: you bring in food, water, and doctors; you send transportation to evacuate refugees to temporary shelters; you send engineers to stop the flooding and rebuild what was ruined by wind and water.
      Public officials did not expect that the first thing they would have to do is to send thousands of armed troops in armored vehicles, as if they were suppressing Al Quaida terrorists in Iraq. The story was not only about rain, wind, and flooding, but about rape, murder, and looting. This was not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster.
      The man-made disaster is not an inadequate or incompetent response by federal relief agencies, but man-made disaster is the welfare state.
      People were not behaving as you would expect them to behave in an emergency--indeed, they were not behaving as they have behaved in other emergencies. What we saw on TV is not what we expect from America. In fact, it is not even what we expect from a Third World country.
      When confronted with a disaster, people usually rise to the occasion. We are an enterprising people, used to relying on our own initiative rather than waiting around for the government to take care of us. We work together to rescue people in danger, and spontaneously organize to keep order and solve problems. We remember the response of New Yorkers to September 11.
      What explains bands of thugs using a natural disaster as an excuse for an orgy of looting, armed robbery, and rape? Why are people responding to natural destruction by causing further destruction?
      Quote from Washington Times: "Storm victims are raped and beaten; fights erupt with flying fists, knives and guns; fires are breaking out; corpses litter the streets; and police and rescue helicopters are repeatedly fired on."
      75% of the residents of New Orleans had already evacuated before the hurricane, and of the 300,000 or so who remained, a large number were from the city's public housing projects. Reports from CNN and Fox indicated that the city had no plans for evacuating all of the prisoners in the city's jails, but instead many of them were let loose.
      There were many decent, innocent people trapped in New Orleans when the deluge hit--but they were trapped alongside large numbers of people from two groups: criminals--and wards of the welfare state, people selected, over decades, for their lack of initiative and self-induced helplessness. The welfare wards were a mass of sheep--on whom the incompetent administration of New Orleans unleashed a pack of wolves.
      While the Katrina was yet far out in the Gulf, the city officials were specifically warned be the Federal Government that a total evacuation of the city might be necessary. In a city corrupted by the welfare state, the job of city officials is to ensure the flow of handouts to welfare recipients and patronage to political supporters.
      What Hurricane Katrina exposed was the psychological consequences of the welfare state. What we consider "normal" behavior in an emergency is behavior that is normal for people who have values and take the responsibility to pursue and protect them. They don't use the chaos of a disaster as an opportunity to prey on their fellow men. Criminals and welfare parasites don't worry about saving their houses and property, because they don't own any. They don't worry about what is going to happen to their businesses or how they are going to make a living. They have never had such concerns. Neither do they worry about crime and looting because living off of the productivity of others is a way of life for them.
      The welfare state--and the brutish, uncivilized mentality it sustains and encourages--is the man-made disaster that explains the moral ugliness that has swamped New Orleans. This is the story that is not reported in the mass media, because for many it is politically incorrect.

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    15. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by le_jfs · · Score: 1

      God is omni present.
      ... God exists in all dimensions of space and time on all points simultaneously.
      ... God is all the information

      I call this the universe. Why is there a need to name it 'God', 'Allah', 'Yahve', 'Om' or anything else?
      That's why I don't understand with the humanity: the universe is so overwhelmingly hard to understand, yet we need to over-complicate it by creating the notion of a "God" whose attributes (omni-potent, omni-scient, omni-whatever) are those of the universe.

      It's like having duplicates pointers to the same object in memory. It calls for problems. (Not that I advocate de-allocation of God or the universe).
      (Help me! I pictured the Four Horsemen as a Garbage Collector.)

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    16. Re:omnibenevolence and omnipotence by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      I call this the universe. Why is there a need to name it 'God'

      That's like saying "Well I call the Earth 'Bob' and I can't understand why you don't see it."

  165. consequences? by brother+bloat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "there are no small changes in a complex system"

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  166. HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, control, or better, tickling the sphinctor of the hurricane is possible.

    Check out HAARP, be wary of the crazies though.

  167. Shouldn't it be easier... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    to control the location of future cities?

    Just a thought.

  168. Speak for yourself... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Despite your depressing analysis, things are not getting worse.

    I live in Mexico, and this year it rained almost everyday, there were a lot of hurricanes hitting our coasts. 20 years ago, the weather wasn't as crazy as it is right now. And by crazy i mean not knowing if we should carry umbrellas, jackets, or loose clothes and sunglasses for tomorrow.

    The weather has DEFINITELY changed.

  169. Could it be HAARP or similar technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could it be HAARP or similar technology?
    http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2005/08/17.htm l

  170. Bible Passage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    One of my favorite things about the bible is that you can find something in it to back up just about any position you want to take on anything.

  171. Atom Bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's use atom bombs to control hurricanes. Atom bombs can be used peacefully. Look at Hiroshima. It was pretty peaceful after it was bombed. I think we could extend that benefit of pacification to Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, China, Iran, Saudi, Arabia, North Korea, and France. Atom bombs may not peaceful enough. We may have to use hydrogen bombs to pacify the more powerful hurricanes.

  172. HAARP by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    Yea I immedietly thought of HAARP. This project has been funded for about 30 years now? They should have some effect on weather by heating the ionosphere.

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  173. what i mean is by CiXeL · · Score: 1

    native plants thrive. invasive species are butchered in hurricanes. thousands of australian pines were slaughtered in hurricane andrew both from their inability to handle high winds and their susceptibility to salt spray.

  174. Could always Nuke em by satsuke · · Score: 1

    http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html/

    NOAA does NOT suggest the detonation of nuclear ordenances to slow or stop hurricanes.

    Thing is, the link above is NOT a joke

  175. Move Along by 2names · · Score: 1

    Nothing to see here.

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  176. Why stop Hurricanes? by KevinColyer · · Score: 1

    Surely investing in building stronger Levee's would make more sense. Wasn't the Levee's breaking that caused this problem?

  177. Now is a good time by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    to figure out that it is generally a bad idea to build below sealevel (or other mass of water, like a river).

    I'm just waiting for the levees around our dutch friends here in Europe to take a beating and be considered insufficient.

    In my opinion, clear out all areas around New Orleans that are below sealevel and rebuild on higher ground. The problems are bound to happen again. Could be tomorrow (except that no further significant damage will occur if it's tomorrow), next year or next century.

    Well this opinion will probably cause my karma to go down the sink B->...

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    1. Re:Now is a good time by kroymen · · Score: 1

      That's an understandable and common viewpoint. However, it doesn't take into account the following points:

      1) New Orleans is economically vital to the US in terms of energy supply, imports and exports

      2) It is the most culturally unique spot in the US, and cultural uniqueness is America's rarest commodity.

      3) The levee system that could have protected New Orleans was in disrepair and had subsided nearly two feet from its original height due to the same problems that have destroyed the barrier islands and caused a chunk of marshland the size of Manhattan to sink into the Gulf of Mexico every year. Fixing the problems with that system is a reasonable expense...especially considering the things that New Orleans brings to the rest of the country.

  178. With better prediction, better storm mitigation by Robotbeat · · Score: 1

    That's actually more valid of a point than you think.

    For instance, if we were bound and determined to stop large hurricanes:
    To try to stop a hurricane once it starts is almost impossible. But while it's forming, it's definitely possible. Or, at least you could try to steer it away from cities. Now, the earlier you make the adjustment, the less of an adjustment you need to make. That means, the more computing power and more accurate the computer models, the easier it would be to decrease the massive destruction of the hurricane. For instance, if you're trying to balance a broomstick on your finger, the earlier you make adjustments for small instabilities, the smaller the adjustments will have to be.

    So, by greatly multiplying the effective prediction of storms through more accurate and timely storm prediction, one could much more easily control their behavior with a reasonable amount of resources. I mean, considering the lives and the money that could be saved by such a greater prediction of hurricanes, it's really a wonder that one of the top 10 supercomputers isn't used to provide up-to-date storm forecasting.

  179. Reminds me of Celia folklore by baggins2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Celia hit Corpus Christi in 1970. It was an odd hurricane that most residents and weathermen thought was going to stall and dye out before it hit. Three days before it hit it was a tropical depression, when it made landfall it was Category 3 130 mph with gusts to 180 (officially), some stations reported gusts of 210 (probably tornadoes)
    Around the same time there were experiments going on in the Mid-West with cloud seeding and it was speculated that someone had tried seeding the tropical depression to see what effect it had on it.

  180. um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of the people they are trying to force out have water and power.. they also have pets they are being told they can't take with them... One lady had her guide dog taken from her! Her GUIDE DOG!!!

    The people there now, that are fighting to stay, to begin rebuilding their homes, are being treated like Iraqi insurgents! In our own country!! Our leaders are literally taking a dump on the bill of rights and no one has the balls to scream about it!

    Cops from CA are breaking down doors of these people and are taking them out of their perfectly safe homes.. leaving the homes unsecured for looters and animals to take their property, or burn it, and shit all over their homes, that until the cops showed up, were fine/safe/secure.

    I'm just as ashamed of this BS as I was of the airlines stranding tourists and the local gov. not filling the school busses with people with no way out.

    My grandfather always said that before my dad died, we'd see civil war/class war.. God help us all, I'm beginning to think he was right.

  181. New Orleans could have been saved. by Deven · · Score: 1

    Even if the levies were continued funded since 2003, would there have been enough time to fortify them for a Category 5 hurricane? 2005 would have likely been the second year of the project.

    Yes, it probably would have saved most of New Orleans -- not because the levees would have been ready yet to protect against Category 5 hurricanes, but because Katrina didn't surge over the top of the levees -- the levees failed to hold back water levels that were lower than the top of the levees, after Katrina was gone, when New Orleans thought it had escaped the worst-case scenario of devastating floods.

    If the levees had been strengthened before Katrina hit, this failure might not have occurred, and the limited flooding in New Orleans originally reported would have been a brief national news story and thereafter an issue of local concern.

    Instead, because of failures in leadership at all levels (especially the governor of Lousiana and the mayor of New Orleans, who should both be charged with involuntary manslaughter for their incompetence) and a penny-wise, pound-foolish shortsightedness (having saved $150 million on levee maintenance, we may now have to spend $150 billion to rebuild New Orleans), we now have the "natural" disaster of the century...

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  182. Of course we can control them! by n6kuy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why do you think Katrina was so successful in destroying New Orleans? It was a secret military project, and George Bush ordered it.

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  183. Maybe we should all just remember by slappyjack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A) People die.

    B) Things happen, we do not live in a controllable environment.

    C) The second you stop one thing from happening, something nastier will come up and take its place.

    D) Maybe messing with something as large and complicated as THE WEATHER isnt such a good idea.

    E) People Die. Thats how it works. We're not going to able to ever change that. Some of us are just unlucky enough to have to die horribly.

  184. NO "levees" broke - "canal walls" broke by Krioni · · Score: 4, Informative

    By the way, I suppose I can't blame people on /. for getting this wrong, since almost every major media outlet did: Not a single levee broke. All 4 breaks were in canal walls. Levees are massive earthworks - they aren't easily "breached" but would have to be worn away (long time) or overrun. The breaks were in the canal flood walls. Maybe we should build more sturdy canal flood walls, but maybe it should be done by people who know what they hell they are talking about, not people who don't even know what actually broke. A lot of journalists seem to think they are experts on everything under the sun. Every time I read an article or watch a report on something in which I'm even a rank amateur I notice MAJOR inaccuracies/simplifications/lies. Don't count on news-people to even get right reporting what the problem is, let alone the solution. [PS. Yes - this isn't a solution either - perhaps we should talk to people in Florida, who say that after they got hit by Andrew finally learned how to evacuate properly. Get that fixed, then talk about trying to defeat hurricanes by building bigger walls...]

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    1. Re:NO "levees" broke - "canal walls" broke by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
      [PS. Yes - this isn't a solution either - perhaps we should talk to people in Florida, who say that after they got hit by Andrew finally learned how to evacuate properly. Get that fixed, then talk about trying to defeat hurricanes by building bigger walls...]

      As everone knows, the real solution is to build an American version of Venice.

    2. Re:NO "levees" broke - "canal walls" broke by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      A lot of journalists seem to think they are experts on everything under the sun

      Funny, that describes most of slashdot too :)

    3. Re:NO "levees" broke - "canal walls" broke by wasted+time · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can blame the US Army Corps of Engineers for the media and everyone else talking about broken levees. After all, they are the experts. Regardless of whether the canal walls structurally failed or were simply topped by surge + waves, the end result was massive failure of the entire levee in those locations. Being pedantic in this case is pointless since a broken canal wall leads to a broken levee leads to a flooded city.

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  185. Solution for the wrong problem by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    The winds and rain of Katrina didn't do most of the damage to New Orleans - the subsequent flooding because the leeves failed (with massive holes opening in them) did.

    Katrina was the trigger.

    The failure of the leeves was due to a failure to maintain and upgrade them as needed.

    It is easier to control the politicians than the weather.

    Vote out those that failed the people of New Orleans.

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    1. Re:Solution for the wrong problem by kroymen · · Score: 1

      Exactly. While we're at it, it's also important to vote out those who failed so many in New Orleans and elsewhere long before the hurricane struck. People weren't abandoned in the wake of the hurricane, they were abandoned long before it. The hurricane and subsequent levee/canal-wall breaks simply demonstrated that abandonment more clearly than many people were accustomed to seeing.

  186. Bangladesh by locokamil · · Score: 1

    The peoples inhabiting the Gangetic delta have never been nomadic. To say that 80 million people migrated EVERY YEAR when Bangladesh was part of India is incorrect. Property documents can be traced back to the 1st century AD, showing that the land has been continually farmed and occupied for well over 2000 years. Movement to the higher grounds you speak of has never been an option because said high ground happen to be occupied by tribes that are extremely hostile to 'low landers'.

  187. You say we need to cool the oceans down..... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1
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  188. Too Smart by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
    Hurricanes are Nature's way of maintaining balance. They are not some economically inconvenient phenomenon that we should "fix". Human beings are the creatures on this planet that do things like pump billions of kilograms of CO2 into the air to support ever growing populations that are sustained by industries that are based on a dwindling natural resource.

    This is a "What the Hell is wrong with you?" wake up call. Haven't we done enough?

    Hurricanes have many purposes, one of which is heat transfer. Elevated levels of CO2 increase global temperatures. The heat must be balanced or entire ecosystems will be destroyed. People laugh and doubt the reality of global warming. "Oh, it is a natural phenomenon." It happens cyclically. It certainly does happen naturally and guess what--Nature can manage the process all by itself. How do you prevent large portions of the planet from turning into warm liquid goo? You transfer the heat with globally significant events: hurricanes.

    Nature has been balancing the Earth for millions of years. We have had our hand in it for a few hundred (on a global scale). I have been doing my job for 15 years. Guess what happens when some new kid comes in, wet behind the ears, with a thousand great ideas, a prodigious intellect, and an unshakable determination to make his mark and improve things? That's right. Disaster.

    It is the same lesson over and over again and we never, as a population, seem to learn. Until we are faced with death on a massive scale. Then we learn for a while if there is time. Then we forget. Well some of us don't forget. Some of us Cassandras will warn and remind you for all the good it will do us.

    Leave the damn Hurricanes alone. Stop building coastal cities under sea level and stop building the houses out of sticks. "But it costs less!" Less than the 100 billion in damage and loss of life we currently see? No. Fix the problem. Don't "fix" Nature's way of really repairing the damage we do.

    End of Rant.

  189. Ideal by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    Hey, I got an ideal. Why don't we stop trying to control nature and start living with it? Haven't we learned anything in the last 1,000 years? When you try to control anything that is a product of Chaos by introducing our version of Order to it, all we do is fuck it up and make it worse.

    So, instead of trying to control Nature, why don't we just learn to live with it. Build buildings that are designed to stand up to the local climate. Stop building in flood plains. Destroying the natural buffer wetlands.

    But most important when something big and ugly is coming, get the fuck out of the way.

    I don't buy all this Gods revenge shit ether, but you know? I can start to see where he would be coming from.

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    1. Re:Ideal by phoenxshard · · Score: 1

      I think you've got the right idea there myself. I can think of a few other reasons that you might not want to go meddling in the affairs of nature like that myself. One would be a change to the ecosystem. Like it or not, hurricanes are a part of the natural order on the planet we live on. Sure there is bad that comes with it, but without them, there would be less water, the habitats in the area you divert them to and away from would change, etc. It would seem to me that a better idea would be to find better ways of building homes in areas that are prone to hurricanes. As an example, how many times do you have to have your home torn up to realize that what you are putting up is not designed to withstand these storms. If you want to live in that area, then you either build something to withstand the storms or you move. I don't really think that my tax dollars should be going to build a new house for you that will be blown away the next time a hurricane comes through. Then top that off with the whole process repeating itself over and over.

  190. I thought we could... by sycodon · · Score: 1

    ...already control hurricanes. After all, didn't Bush create and steer Katrina to New Orleans so he could wipe out all them democrats?

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  191. Instead of "control"..... by adnausium · · Score: 1

    How about trying to stop a storm all together. What would happen if we detonated a bomb inside he wall of a storm? Hell we have tested bombs over the ocean before....why couldnt this work? Admitedly, I dont know what the ramifications would be, but i think its a legitament question.

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  192. Not Wise by klept · · Score: 1

    Sure. They tried to stop nature with technology in Hawaii during WWII. When the volcano erupted and threatened Hilo town on the Big Island, the US army bombed the lava and maybe even the volcano. The volcano won. W Bush was not derelict about calling in the military during Katrina. Hell, he should have called the miltary before Katrina to stop that pesky wind before it hit the coast. And I am not trying to belittle the man made tragedy of that natural disaster. Just the jerks that let it happen.

  193. Nature Smature... by nortcele · · Score: 1

    You underestimate the power of our new Hydrogen Bomb. We'll nuke the hurricane, and then laser the remaining pieces with the Star Wars defense system. Nature has been enslaved.

  194. Re:Control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would argue that if we had the power to do so, it would be immoral to not divert the storm towards the smaller community.

    Let me make an analogy. A train is hurtling down the tracks towards a group of 10 people who are on the tracks. You stand at a switch that can divert the train along another set of tracks where only a single person stands. What do you do?

    If you do nothing, 10 people will die, and if you pull the switch, a single person dies. Which is the more moral action?

  195. We are ignoring the real source by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 4, Funny
    F.B.I. Begin Hunt for Terrorist Butterfly

    I say we skip trying to find the individual butterfly responsible and eradicate the entire lot of them.

    • Papillonidae - dead
    • Pieridae - dead
    • Nymphalidae - dead
    • Libytheidae - dead
    • Lyeacnidae - dead

    They are an Order of hate.

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  196. Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just find a way to convert the power of the hurricane (or tropical depression as they start out as) into useful energy? It has to be at least as feasible as your ideas. I'm thinking big giant floating windmills, lots of them...

  197. Re:Control? by Alsee · · Score: 1

    A train is hurtling down the tracks towards a group of 10 people who are on the tracks. You stand at a switch that can divert the train along another set of tracks where only a single person stands. What do you do?

    Declare a National Day Of Prayer for God to Intervene while passing a massive tax cut for the wealthiest 1% of the population so that economic prosperity will Trickle Down and benefit the victims.

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  198. Great new WMD! by jabelar · · Score: 1

    Great, once we can control hurricanes we can start to direct them toward our enemies! Those Commie Cubans and Venezeulans better watch out!

  199. Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a UN treaty from 1979 which bans geo-physical warfare (creating earthquakes, redirecting whirlwinds, making artifical tidal waves to eraze your enemies). Thus, any attempt to influence natural disasters is highly suspicious.

    Make no mistake, if the HAARP sends the next hurricane back to Cuba and flattens Havana, the russkies will nuke the USA out existance as agreed back in good old Khruschev-JFK days.

    Please tell the Weather Forecast Teller to find another toy, we don't need Wind Wars and Storm Bombs. The world is a much better place without Teller!

  200. Barrier Islands by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    I know it is out of the scope of this article but I think that Barrier Islands need to be talked about when talking of reducing the damage from Hurricanes.

    http://www.nwrc.usgs.gov/hurricane/post-hurricane- katrina-photos.htm The Barrier Islands off the coast of Louisiana took a beating. However without them the damage on the coast could have been even worse.

  201. Well it was known that they would probably break. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    The administration gambled their peace as in - not having to evacuate N.O., possibly against the will of its inhabitants - against - a disaster - and the disaster won.

    It's probably the same choice you and me would have made, but that doesn't make it a great choice.

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  202. extra cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, cars left were left by the people that couldn't afford the gas to drive far enough out of the hurricane's path to be worth it. They knew they couldn't afford enough gas to get far enough away and hunkered down and hoped for the best. I have neighbors in my area here that would prob do the same.

    If you only have enough cash to buy gas to get you 100 mi away from home and the hurricane's damage extends over 300 mi, would you rather stay in your home, (or a nearby shelter) or stranded on the road somewhere?

  203. Idea for Hurricane Reduction by knightri · · Score: 0

    If we consider hurricanes as huge engines with the warm ocean water as a fuel, then it seems logical that by cutting off the warm water, we can in theory at least reduce the organization of said hurricane. Water a few hundred feet below the surface is orders of magnitude colder than water at the surface. All we need to do is bring this water to the surface in the path of an approaching hurricane. How we do this is left as an exercise left to the reader.

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  204. How do you power an ice-boat? by Garridan · · Score: 1

    Finally, it might be possible to design artificial icebergs, specially streamlined for easiest possible transportation to the southern climes. These artificial icebergs would be manufactured in the late winter, along the coast of Greenland, by pouring water into a hollow ship mold. The ship's shell itself, then, could be built of ice. These ship-shaped icebergs could then travel under their own steam to warm water regions off the coast of West Africa.

    Man. This guy really IS a crank. He thinks that ice is made of steam! I think it'd be better to put a giant bar of soap on the back of the boat. It works in the bath tub!
  205. Re:Oblig Conspiracy Theory (mod parent down) by krisamico · · Score: 1

    By ABM treaty, I can only assume he means the SALT II proceedings, which is about nuclear weapons, not weather control. Parent's author does not cite any treaty text. Also, HAARP is a rather straightforward, unclassified HF radio experiment that will not affect weather patterns. The conspiracy theories about HAARP have always been funny -- controlling weather with some static HF antennas connected to a diesel generator -- the weakness of this argument truly boggles the mind.

  206. Can you imagine... by swelke · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the liability if you screw up in controlling a hurricane? You could essentially be sued for the entire damage done by the hurricane. That might cost high.

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  207. Chaos isn't your friend here; we don't know enough by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Sure, that butterfly wing can trigger the hurricane or push it in a different direction or make it radically bigger or smaller, but unless you've got models that are "much, much better" than what we've got today, there's no way to tell if your icebergs or cloud-seeding or nuclear wessels are going to make the hurricane do what you want, or do something you don't want, or make this hurricane shrink but leave a bunch of undissipated thermal energy hanging around in the Caribbean so hurricane N+1 is 50% larger than it would have been.

    Also, one of the likely effects you might have if you messed with the hurricane is that instead of hitting land in one place, it hits somewhere farther east or west of its original track. The people who got missed might thank you for it, but the people whose homes you've just destroyed will sue you, and either you're responsible because you knew what you were doing well enough to predict the results and *decided* to send a hurricane to trash their houses, or else you *didn't* know what you were doing well enough to predict the results and were grossly negligent and therefore still responsible.

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  208. move the moon by E8086 · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing this one in a cartoon 10 or 15yrs ago, possibly on Captain Planet. Someone made a big gravity ray gun that could move the moon and change the path of storms. The other random idea was detonate a clean nuke in the storm, possibly in the eye. The idea was somehow the sudden extreme temperature change would somehow disrupt the storm.

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  209. Re:They may be made worse by environmental policie by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

    It would be ironic if it was found that the intensity of these hurricanes has been made worse by the lack of US participation in the Kyoto Policy, or their lack of any serious environmental policy.

    Sorry. As much as the leftist environmental crowd would love to pin this on the U.S. non-ratification of Kyoto, the scientific data does not back up such a conclusion. Hurricane seasons are cyclical, and they have been for centuries with fairly good predictability. For that matter, our climate is cyclical because our Sun is cyclical. Solar maxima and minima proceed in regular cycles and have for millions of years. We are in the midst of a global rise in hurricane frequency after being in a global lull for the last few decades. This is not unusual, it has happened before, and it's been happening for much longer than the U.S. has even existed.

    This so-called "global warming" claptrap has only one root in reality: the planet is indeed getting warmer. What the enviro-nuts fail to take into account is the fact that the planet has gotten warmer in the past. It's also gotten cooler. It's more than a bit silly to say the U.S. is the cause of the planet getting warmer when it is much more likely the planet is warming as part of a cycle that's been going on since the stabilization of the solar system. Of course, it's fun to blame the U.S. for all the world's woes these days, which is why the environmental crowd has tried so hard to pin this on America. It's not true, but they get a lot of fun and a lot of press out of their babble.

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  210. Re:Control? by jadenyk · · Score: 1
    But really, that's not a great analogy. Let's try this:

    10 people are intentionally sitting on the railroad tracks. They all know that trains frequent these tracks - 5 of them even know that a pretty big train is coming, but they still decide to sit there and hang out. Meanwhile, 1 guy is sitting on the grass eating a pie. He's enjoying his pie. He knows that where he sits, trains really don't frequent. Now sure, there's always an outside chance that a train could come his way, but it's pretty unlikely.

    You're standing at the switch. Do you pull the switch, saving the 5 people that aren't smart enough to get off of the damn tracks to save themselves from the train that they know is coming and the other 5 people that realize that they're on the tracks, a train is possibly coming, so maybe they should keep an eye out for one? Or, do you just leave this poor guy, that was sitting in the grass, out of the train's way, eating his wonderful pie, alone..

    I think that Nature is as Nature is. People should realize that if they live in certain areas of the country, they're going to deal with different elements of nature. If they don't want to have to evacuate due to hurricanes, etc - they should probably avoid the gulf coast region and, if they're really worried - most of the eastern shore.

    If we're going to start messing with nature, let's make sure it never snows in the North again - I mean, think of the car accidents the snow causes. Or the missed days of work/school!?!?!

  211. Kyoto, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right - not one US Senator voted for it.

    No senator believed in Jor-El, but we all know what happened to the planet Krypton.

  212. Does anyone else see an unaddressed problem? by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    Why was it he said hurricanes come into being?
    Oh yeah, to dissipate the heat differential between the equator and the poles.

    What is the consequence not dissipating the heat differential? how long can you not dissipate it before you generate the mother of all storms that you don't have enough energy to control?

    Point is there are a huge number of other unknown environmental factors here that aren't even being considered. Hurricanes cause a lot of destruction but they also.
    1) help regulate global temperature
    2) help clean pollutants out of the atmosphere
    3) help forest by destroying them so the can re grow.
    4) help animal populations but reducing overpopulation.
    5) distributed needed nitrogen to both through out the ocean and coastal plains. ... how many more things are there?
    I'm not sure but I'd want to know for sure before I started messing around with them.

    Just because you CAN do something is usually a really stupid reason TO do it. Seeking immediate gratification and elimination of temporary hardship and pain (AKA the American way.) can often times be a recipe to find ultimate disaster
    much greater then either of the first two would have warranted unchecked.

    It is an interesting thought experiment, but I'm not sure it is something we should even want to do little lone try to do.

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  213. Sixteen Tons by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    That song scared me shitless when I was little.

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    1. Re:Sixteen Tons by kroymen · · Score: 1

      I can honestly say that it scares me more shitless now that I'm an adult.

    2. Re:Sixteen Tons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

    3. Re:Sixteen Tons by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

      For me, it's more a feeling of sadness about a protagonist who is trapped in life.

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  214. ...and consumes 25% by poszi · · Score: 1
    Exactly what you'd expect, considering that the US makes about a quarter of the world's stuff

    But also consumes roughly 25% of all the output. Does it give the goods and services away to the rest of the world? And by maintaining its lifestyle, produces 25% of CO2. It doesn't sound fair to me...

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    1. Re:...and consumes 25% by general_re · · Score: 1
      But also consumes roughly 25% of all the output.

      I'm inclined to doubt it, but it doesn't really matter.

      Does it give the goods and services away to the rest of the world? And by maintaining its lifestyle, produces 25% of CO2.

      Considering that the US trade deficit was nearly $700 billion last year, a better question would be, does the rest of the world give away goods and services to us? Of course not. The US makes a lot, consumes a lot, and if the rest of the world objects, they can always stop buying and selling to us, and we'll all get poor together. After all, it's not just maintaining our lifestyle, it's about maintaining your lifestyle too. Even if you're not American.

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    2. Re:...and consumes 25% by poszi · · Score: 1
      Considering that the US trade deficit was nearly $700 billion last year, a better question would be, does the rest of the world give away goods and services to us?

      So US consumes even more and if not the trade deficit, the US CO2 production would be higher.

      The US makes a lot, consumes a lot, and if the rest of the world objects, they can always stop buying and selling to us

      Foreign trade is good for everyone. Stopping trading with the USA would be stupid. But my point is that the USA produces 25% of the CO2 having only 5% of the global population. It does not matter that the USA produces 25% of the global output because it is them who consume this output (and not counting the trade deficit). Imagine 20 people who share a common resource. One of them takes 1/4 of it. Don't you think the rest would think that this person is "unfair"?

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    3. Re:...and consumes 25% by general_re · · Score: 1
      It does not matter that the USA produces 25% of the global output because it is them who consume this output...

      Not at all - everybody consumes some of it. Everyone who sells things to the US consumes some part of that output by collecting some of the wealth produced by the US. Everyone who buys things from the US consumes some part of that output by receiving the goods and services produced here.

      Imagine 20 people who share a common resource. One of them takes 1/4 of it. Don't you think the rest would think that this person is "unfair"?

      The problem is, the consumption is part and parcel of production. John consumes 25% of the world's sauce, dough and cheese. He does not, however, roll it all into a big pile and destroy it - he uses 25% of the world's pizza supplies because he makes 25% of the world's pizzas. If that strikes you as unfair somehow, you are always free to buy pizzas elsewhere, or do without pizzas altogether.

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  215. Warning Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everytime we may "think" we control something but we end up screwing things worst than it was before. Also if we good people could control the storm wouldn't that same technology be used be bad in the opposite manner to destroy people and property. It is no problem learning about the technology but there is always pitfalls we need to understand. Maybe nature is doing what it is supposed to do and we the ones that mucking it all up.

  216. Killproc's Post Was Plagarized? by bigtrike · · Score: 1

    Either you're Robert Tracinski or you didn't write that post yourself.

    1. Re:Killproc's Post Was Plagarized? by killproc · · Score: 1


      Yeah, my bad. I hit "submit" before giving proper attribution. Apologies to Mr. Tracinski. Great article. You should read it in it's entirety.

      Here's my rant...

      This is a tragedy that will be remembered for years to come.Not least for the posturing and politicizing spin that some "reporters" are placing on it to further their own agendas.

      All we are hearing from the "objective" media is the nasty, dirty underbelly.This tragedy has been and is horrific, but I find it difficult to swallow that this has all been a multi-year conspiracy to hold down and harm the poor suffering minorities in New Orleans.

      I received an email from a friend of mine who actually works(ed) in N.O. for my old company XXXXXX.The scene he described was horrific as well, but he also witnessed great feats of heroism and bravery by young men of every color in New Orleans.These are people who have lost everything, but have been striving every day to rescue people stranded out in the city.Their efforts have not been sponsored by the lackluster New Orleans and Louisiana govts, but are selflessly and tirelessly working on their own to make a difference in this trying time.

      I've been saying since day one that this is an opportunity for people to stand up and be heroes.I was very glad to get a confirmation that was indeed happening.This is definitely not information that will be distributed through our "objective" media outlets as it is not as newsworthy or controversial as stating that G.W. Bush "doesn't like black people".

      Sorry for the rant but I for one still want to believe that people can overcome difficulty and make a difference.It makes me ill to see people taking advantage of a catastrophe like this to demonize an entire race (black, white, whatever), to further their own political agenda.

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    2. Re:Killproc's Post Was Plagarized? by kroymen · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I already had the misfortune of reading that ignorant slut's commentary. When will people learn that just like the people who prominently refer to themselves as "christian" leaders, those who prominently refer to themselves as "intellectual" are usually the opposite of what they are claiming?

    3. Re:Killproc's Post Was Plagarized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get an Amen?

  217. The Hurricane Engine is Heat .... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

    First and foremost let me say this, wasting money on hurricanes is stupid, period .

    We know what areas get hit "repeatedly" and we know they cost billion of dollars to clean up from .

    Putting a trailer in the death zone just begs for destruction . This does not account for lost lives, and lost productivity .

    I think the cost of all the major modern day hurricanes needs to be computed, and then all the ppl living in the death zone need to be moved to higher ground .

    The industrial/commercial needs that can be moved, get moved, those that cannot are not moved, and basically battle hardened .

    Make it a 20 year time table, any housing in the area will be like bldg requirements in california for earthquakes .

    You get a permit, you build it to code, it is inspected at many steps along the way . It is built hurricane proof, period .

    The first floor of all bldgs is a parking garage , roof access is secure but can be unlocked by multiple responsible ppl .

    Killing a hurricane: If you want "any" chance of stopping a hurricane you first have to consider it gets its power from the sun in the form of heat .

    Doing this would cost many many billions of dollars , and is not worth it except as a exercise in theory of the possible . The warm water feeds the hurricane .

    Thus your best chance to "kill" a hurricane or weaken it is at night . At night its only heat fuel is the water .

    Dragging icebergs 5,000+ miles is not only a bad idea, but getting "several" slow moving mountains of ice in front of the hurricane at "just the right time" is ludicrous .

    Submarine ploughing was on the right track, but I think it would need to be deeper colder water brought top side, and could be done if subs used a scoop to feed lines that were dragged topside .

    However, when u introduce this kind of drag into a sub it is going to slow down a great deal, and were not designed with this in mind .

    Look at the screws on a modern aircraft carrier and u start to understand what is need to counter massive drag . The best bet is to use what is all ready in place . In the gulf are many large oil platforms, hundreds in fact . Some are in VERY deep water, over one mile deep in fact . The water temperature down there is more than just cooler, it is "seriously" cold .

    Excerpt: No matter how warm the surface layers are, between 300 and 1,000m beneath the surface the temperature falls to about 5C ****

    **** http://www.fathom.com/course/10701050/session1.htm l (temperature paragraph)

    So just several hundred meters is water 5 Celsius above freezing. So the issue is how do you move the cold water top side . That is where the oil rigs come into play .

    The oil rigs if started a few days before the hurricane hit could "not" pump enough water to "drastically" reduce surface temperature .

    This would require a automated , unmanned , computer controlled response to the changes of the storm .

    It would require tremendous amounts of cold water to be dispersed top side at night as it closed in .

    So the oil platforms would need cold water storage, and dispersion lines similar to lateral lines on a septic system .

    If the storage was above the water level during daylight it would be heated by the sun, insulating it would add more expense to what would already be a massively expensive project .

    Thus u temporarily submerge it, I am thinking u might use the new super barges, or super tankers that are no longer sea worthy .

    The ballast would be flotation air bags, with extras in place in case of failure , and make them independent of each other in case of systemic failure .

    The tanks stays on ocean floor and the automated monitoring system waits for the storm to move in .

    The tank is not crushed as it is full of water, thus equalized pressure .

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    1. Re:The Hurricane Engine is Heat .... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Major change to the supposed plan, replace the tanks with bag in bag design, ie. a large submerged bladder filled with water, that has another large bladder inside it ready to deploy via pressurized stored
      air .

      The air pressure could be built up over time as the storms do not
      strike "very" often .

      This would reduce cost, but it would still be VERY expensive .

      The money would be better spent in stronger, better designed
      bldg code for coastal areas similar to code for earthquake zones .

      ie. if your gonna put your hand in the fire, wear the asbestos glove.

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

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    2. Re:The Hurricane Engine is Heat .... by RevRigel · · Score: 1

      You'll never see people making the first floor of every building a parking garage. Two words: truck bomb.

  218. Re:Maybe we should all just remember by blueish+yellow · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People die. What a compelling argument. The complexity of THE WEATHER (It's scarier when you use ALL CAPS) is nothing compared with the complexity of the cell, or the human mind. Should we avoid learning about them too?

    Should we give up trying to cure cancer or treat heart disease because, well, as you mentioned twice, people die, that's just how it works? Some of us get malaria or tuberculosis because we are unlucky and that's just too bad for us.

    We shouldn't even bother trying to make people better because, if we do, who knows what god awful thing might happened to them. Probably something worse than the original illness.

    So to recap, your (A) is true, (B) is not true, (C) was pulled out of your ass, (D) is superstition, and (E) uses (A) to justify not intervening to save people's lives, which is also known to some as a circular argument.

  219. been done -- ok in a cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rescue Heroes: The Movie. For big ass storms, build a big ass lighting rod.

  220. Why control them? by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

    Why control weather? I, for one, welcome our new hurricane overlords.

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  221. Bush Administration already did this by follower_of_christ · · Score: 1

    I thought George W., George H.W., and Jeb stood in a circle praying that Katrina would careen into those evil poor black people in the Big Easy which caused it to change course all the while sending all of the aid workers to fight in Iraq so the Bushies could profit off of all of the destroyed oil refineries?!?

  222. Existence in treaty does not prove existence by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ihatewinXP wrote:

    Oddly enough in the official Anti-Ballistic-Missile-Treaty there is a clause that states that America is not allowed to use / deploy their weather changing weapons including HAARP against the old Soviet Union.
    There is also a UN treaty circa 1976 that basically says the same thing but in more general terms, while again naming the US and Russia.
    Now I hate to be 'that guy' but knowing that in all the: legalese, time, preperation, and double checking that went into the ABM treaty that the inclusion of a weather weapon cant be purely speculative or coincidental.

    ASsuming this language actually exists, I don't see why not, actually. It's like the standard copyright notice you see on books, that lists various means of reproduction, then says "...or any other means of recording or storage..." It doesn't mean there's some super-secret means of data storage that "they" aren't telling us about. In this example, I'm sure the stereotypical paranoia on both sides about the other's military and intelligence operations led them to list everything that could even remotely conceivably ever be used or developed during the length of time the treaty was in force. On the off chance that we (or they) developed actual working weather control, neither side wanted the other to be able to say "Haha, SALT II doesn't say anything about weather, EAT OUR CATEGORY 6 HURRICANE MOSKVA, BITCHES!" (Insert suitable evil laugh here; white cat optional but recommended.)

    I recently saw a conspiracy-theory site make much of language in some type of new law or regulation that forbade US military to do certain kinds of weapons tests in the vicinity of cities without notifying local authorities. Among the listed weapons was chemtrails. This was cited as Absolute Proof that chemtrails existed and were regularly used by the US military in civilian areas. Same thing applies -- it's just being safe, OK? (Or in that case, was more likely a misguided attempt at reassuring the tinfoil-hat brigade.)

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  223. Too much money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dissipating a hurricane will cost way too much money. Since the most killer aspect of a hurricane is the flooding, this is what needs to be addressed. All coastal cities in hurricane belts should look at absorbing (some of) the water into subterrainian shafts, pockets or storage tanks with air escape vents. At least then you can deal with the water (pump it back into the ocean?) once things have settled.

    When will we stop punishing the poor for being lazy and over-rewarding the cunning for appearing not to be? God bless Sean Penn!

    And with all their worldly knowledge in hand they came unprepared.

        -- Word Is Bourne

    1. Re:Too much money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't put it past that bush fucktard to waste money on something like this.

  224. Did you ever stomp an ant hill as a kid? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    If you knock an ant hill over, chances are it will be back in the same location the next day. Americans are like ants, they are determined to overcome any obstacle even mother nature. The problem with moving new orleans to a more logical location is that it would no longer be new orleans to the people that live there. All the culture would be gone. You are probably right, the best option would be to build it elsewhere. I'm betting though that the city is rebuilt in the same location and probably more safeguards put in place because Americans refuse to accept defeat.

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  225. welfare parasite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    b.s.

    i, personally, know a great number of people who are living off from the dole, here in the u.s.a.

    sometimes, one, or another, of them will get a job. sometimes, they will actually keep at it long enough to collect more than one paycheck.

    unsurprisingly, these people also tend to live in filth and squalor, with e.g. food rotting on dirty dishes piled in the kitchen sink, &c.

    i say unsurprisingly, because the squalor is symptomatic of the base cause of their poverty. these people are lazy. they are parasites.

    all that they contribute to society are disfunctional, developmentally scared children, and medical test subjects.
    </rant >
    OTOH, as a child, i grew up in rent controlled housing; my mom got food stamps, and her college tuition was paid for by a government vocational rehab program. she has been a professional educator for the past quarter of a century - not only supporting herself, but maintaining a reasonably comfortable middle class lifestyle. i worked my way through college, and am working in research - also relatively comfortable. so not everyone who is on the dole is hopeless... but a lot of them are pretty far gone.

  226. Ok, so.... by Asprin · · Score: 1


    Ok, so what happens to the energy when you dissappate it? It has to GO somewhere.

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  227. There was a plan by bluGill · · Score: 1

    In fact there was a written evacuation plan. It might have even worked if it was followed, but it was ignored. I'm not sure if nobody knew it existed, or if it was too complex for them to understand. Not that this matters as the decision to do anything wasn't made until it was too late.

    People from high levels did in fact urge an evacuation, far enough in advance, but their advice was ignored by those who have the power to make the decision.

    Conservatives talk show host love to talk about this, because the local governments are responsible for activating the plan, not the federal government[1], and the local governments are mostly Democrats.

    [1]This is very different from how countries such as Holland works. In the US the federal government isn't all powerful over local governments. President Bush cannot order an evacuation.

  228. 1000 year city by opencity · · Score: 1

    Arguments about controling the weather (my amature chaos theory knowledge says no) or blaiming the politicians (always a good idea but off topic) just follow the current slashdot trend of bad science and sectarianism. What I wanna know is ....

    Are there any techie ideas out there for building a 'New Kind Of City'tm that could:
    1) Withstand a 500 year storm.
    2) Be energy efficent, ergonomically friendly, and support a more localized agriculture.

    I read somewhere (had to be here, don't read much else) that the Dutch levees are rated for 1,000 years(?). In a perfect(er) world, what building technologies would you use on the coast?

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  229. The butterfly did it. . . by Swervin · · Score: 1

    So the best way to go about this is. . .squish butterflies (preferably ones on the other side of the planet)!

  230. Woodpecker Grid by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

    Can't believe no one has mentioned the obvious conspiracy theory:

    http://www.weatherwars.info/Katrina.htm

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  231. They Had the Solution Back in the 50's by xjimhb · · Score: 1

    I remember reading the perfect solution to this problem ... back in the early 50's, in one of those "Popular Science"-type magazines, they predicted that in a few years we would never have to worry about hurricanes again.

    If a hurricane started to form, just set off an A-bomb or H-bomb inside the eye. This would disrupt the wind patterns and destroy the storm before it could do any damage.

    Now, fifty-odd years later, they are still screwing around trying to predict the weather instead of implementing this simple and effective idea. Why don't they get with it?

  232. Trade a bad analogy for... An even worse analogy by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    Meanwhile, 1 guy is sitting on the grass eating a pie. He's enjoying his pie. He knows that where he sits, trains really don't frequent.
    Where is this mythical beachfront property in the south where hurricanes never go? Cause, seriously, I'll buy some if you have any to sell.
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  233. Re:Chaos isn't your friend here; we don't know eno by khallow · · Score: 1
    but unless you've got models that are "much, much better" than what we've got today

    Well, we will develope better models. So that's not an issue.

    but the people whose homes you've just destroyed will sue you,

    This seems a pretty difficult problem. Maybe use eminent domain to seize the most threatened property. Sounds pricy even for people who steer hurricanes.

  234. Re:Uh, hurricanes have been around longer than SUV by k8to · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not that it's reasonable to chalk up Katrina specifically to global warming, but there is now solid scientific research that suggests that global warming is not increasing the number of cyclone-type storm systems, but is increasing their strength, longevity, and overall energy level.

    Please refer to: "Increasing destructiveness of tropical cyclones over the past 30 years" by Kerry Emanuel, an established researcher in the field.

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaop/ncurrent /abs/nature03906.html

    This is a new direction in research, and the overall data in hurricanes is not overwhelmingly extensive, but the data does not look inconclusive.

    In short, global warming may well cause an increase in destruction caused by hurricanes in an ongoing and increasing basis. This is especially true when you combine their flooding potential with the rising oceans.

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  235. The real solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just dont fucking live in these places.

    Seriously folks.

    There are reasons why we have droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes, forest fires, floods, and the like.
    They all are part of a natural balance.
    As proven when we killed off most of the wolves in the northwest, suddenly deer overpopulated and were dying of starvation. not to mention causing other problems. now we have to kill off numbers to try to re-establish that number.

    The recent fires here in Southern California were because of another attempt at man trying to control nature. We kept putting out the natural fires that kept forests weeded out and made sure the strongest trees would remain to prevent overcrowding in the forests. So eventually we had these overly lush forests filled with dry brush and too many trees, once something ignited, what you had was a hellish inferno which could not be extinguished, and destroyed just about every tree in the forest. I live near the mountains where this happened, they were black and brown before the rains hit, then just brown. they no longer had a green hue because EVERYTHING WAS DEAD. All to "protect" the forests. not to mention the other effects of the fires. The thick smoke clouds that put deadly toxins into the air, made the temp drop and made trees start going into hibernation early, etc.. The runoff which washed out TONS of ash and cinders into the ocean, which you could find on beaches months after the fires and the rains that were near outlets.

    All because we thought we could control mother nature. We ended up doing more damage than the natural causes did.

    Nature will balance itself out, even if that means taking us out of the picture.

    I remember kids shows in the early 90's that pointed out trying to control nature would lead to even more severe consequences. THESE WERE KIDS' SHOWS.
    So, why even consider fucking with nature?
    It's already known it's bad.

    Like my science teacher said once. This is all shortsighted emotional reaction.
    We, as a race need to get the chip off our shoulders and get out of nature's way. Instead of trying to show how superior we are to it.

    Hurricanes, bad, but like people in response to this article have said, you stop them, worse effects could happen. Seeing as they bring warm currents to the polar regions, stopping them could start a new ice age. they also bring moisture to various areas of the world. if hurricanes didnt hit the south, you could bet that in a decade, the south would be a desert. A lot of species would die out as well. Plus other chain reactions due to this.

    Dont fuck with nature. just get out of its way.
    People who live in the areas damaged by it, get out or shut up.
    People in drought ridden areas, get out while you can. throw aside the whole "but it's our homeland" thing because home aint what it used to be. Nature has pretty much said that it's going to be a drought ridden wasteland and that's that.

  236. Re:They may be made worse by environmental policie by kroymen · · Score: 1

    umm, have you heard of positive feedback cycles? I think those are cyclical too...


    Seriously though, there's no doubt that hurricanes are cyclical and that has nothing inherently to do with Global Warming in the political sense. It has everything to do with global warming in a climatological sense (ie it happens during a warming cycle).


    Warming is happening. The only debates are about the extent and the cause...and there isn't a lot of debate about the latter in genuine scientific circles either.

  237. KIng Canute by hung_himself · · Score: 1

    The crazy king guy was Canute who ordered the tide not to come in. The modified revisionist version I heard was that he actually did this to prove to his advisors that he was not superhuman and that it was a gesture of humility rather than one of hubris. In any case he got wet...

  238. Conditions by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    We're not talking about ablating hurricanes; we're talking about diverting them so that they don't crush major cities.

    Modifying the environment must be done carefully, yes. But there are good reasons to do so. Connecting the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans by the Panama canal was a pretty serious environmental modification, but it's considered a relatively worthwhile one. Diverting the courses of rivers to provide irrigation has major consequences on the river's ecosystem, both up and downstream; the same goes for damming rivers to provide power or prevent flooding.

    Only in a fantasy world can humans thrive without affecting the planet. They key is make sensible, well-planned changes. That's why there's so much talk about simulations and modelling with regard to these hurricane prevention ideas.

    1. Re:Conditions by NidStyles · · Score: 0

      When will humans learn that modifying the environment to fit "his" standards is always going to alter something negatively. "his" - I don't hear any females making these sort of suggestions, they tend to know better.

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  239. the solution by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Nuke it. One well placed tactical ICBM with a 50 megaton warhead shot right into the gawdamn eye. That oughta dissipate that bastard.

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  240. Re:Control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your thoughts about steering weather phenomena have already been tested and proven in a different venue -- river flooding. I live on the Ohio river, and last winter the remnants of hurricane Ivan settled over Ohio/WV/PA and dumped nearly 10 inches of rain on the upper Ohio watershed. Whereas the Corp of Engineers is adept at stating that the series of about 15 major dams on the Ohio are intended "For Navigational Aid Only", any idiot knows that the dams are also capable of flood control, or more specifically flood diversion. The dams at New Martinsville and St. Marys opened their gates wide, but for some reason (Cincinnati?), there was a decision, or perhaps lack of a decision, to leave the gates at the Belleville dam at their standard setting. Hence, Marietta, OH, suffered a "50 year" flood. This flood was certainly not (all) our water, but a silent decision (or lack of decision) was made to have this section of river be the flood plain buffer for the vast majority of the rainfall. When the decision was made to open the locks at Belleville, the rate of drop in water level in Marietta was so great that a vacuum was created in a culvert, which subsequently imploded and caused a cave-in. The flood literally went from +30 feet above normal river level to about +10 feet above normal level in about 6 hours.

    I can only hope the plan going forward is to "assign" the flood to Galipolis or New Martinsville, as they haven't had a big one in quite awhile. Wheeling, Powhatan Point, and us (Marietta) have all had our flood allocation for recent memory.

    In conclusion, the idea of diversion has been deployed, however, the ethical and moral questions have (in our case) been carefully sidestepped, under the "For Navigation Only" ruse. Amazingly, with only a few exceptions, the public has largely not questioned this system of flood assignment. In fact, some folks from the National Weather Service were paraded into Q/A sessions to take the heat for poorly predicting the event, and I can only assume that they were under strict orders not to even mention the level of control available to the Corps of Engineers to affect the outcome. Corps of Engineers complicity in causing the event was never mentionned at all in the public sessions.

  241. Re:They may be made worse by environmental policie by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

    Warming is happening. The only debates are about the extent and the cause...and there isn't a lot of debate about the latter in genuine scientific circles either.

    Pray tell what "genuine scientific circles" are you referring to? Accredited experts on both sides of this issue have presented quite compelling evidence to support their claims. If you think there's anything remotely close to scientific consensus on this subject, you're restricting your circle of observation too much. Try going out and purposefully seeking those who disagree with your preconceived notions. Despite popular opinion, you can be wrong, and it does not hurt you in the slightest to see some new facts regarding these matters.

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  242. Great wall of christians by ylikone · · Score: 1
    The Bush administrations new hurricane protection system involves a miles-wide chaining of christians holding hands and praying fervently for the winds to calm. They figure an ideally deployed "prayer wall" will be able to prevent at least a cat-4, possible cat-5 hurricane.

    Who says the Bush administration doesn't support science?

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    Meh.
  243. Re: Incredibly tasteless right-wing rant by Sinner · · Score: 1

    Jesus Christ, how low have Slashdot's moderators sunk?

    Note to trolls: you know you may as well pack up and go home. There's no point biting a man who's chewing on his own intestines.

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  244. Re:Control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What follows is a posting Jim McCanney placed on his blog dated january 03, 2005.

    ... in addition to the extreme solar conditions i have now clear evidence of manipulation of weather by what appears to be a military satellite that is either geo stationed over the pacific ocean or is on an orbit that allows regular pulsing of the atmosphere or can be moved into non-geo semi-stationary orbits by a station keeping propulsion system ... the following information i personally gathered at an altitude of 45,000 feet from a location approximately 200 miles west of San Francisco over the Pacific Ocean ... a clear signature of a laser was observed and triangulated that was inducing the cyclonic storm approximately 200 miles off the west coast of Oregon and has since forced that storm center to move in a southerly direction and is now off the coast of northern California ... the purpose of this man made storm is to draw moisture off of what at first seemed a naturally occurring central Pacific tropical depression but i am now becoming more convinced that this second storm center also is being manipulated and maintained in location as it has been stationary over the exact same location in the Pacific ... NOAA computer predictions are totally incorrect and have been incorrect over that past weeks for not only this area but also for the affected areas which includes much of the south west USA ... the storms that were predicted to bring water to arizona for example were supposed to be drawing water from a jet stream coming down from alaska according to NOAA weather models (the water in fact is coming from the west and the south pacific) ... this is because the normal flow of the storm cells would have them moving in a totally different manner ... this all started to become obvious some time ago when the storm cells off of Oregon were forming and just setting there ... many times this same storm cell would form and dissipate in a matter of hours ... weather manipulation was clearly occurring... not following the normal seasonal progressions ... i made arrangements to place myself in a position where i could directly measure what i had since become convinced was weather manipulation of these pacific storm centers ... especially after the Florida Hurricane season ... when hurricane Jeanne did the loop de loop in the Atlantic and then headed for the same land fall location as hurricane Frances (i have been watching closely for signs of weather manipulation that i could measure and verify ... i was also confounded by the complete inability of NOAA computer models to predict the hurricane paths and weather in general ... those computer models are pretty bad to begin with but statistically for short range predictions they should have had a fairly good prediction record for the four major hurricanes of last fall and also for immediate weather of the pacific region ... all of this has been clear signs that the left hand did not know what the right hand was doing and is so typical of American Black Ops ... when i began noticing this weather "strangeness" i made arrangements to move into position to make direct measurements of what i now had become convinced were satellites sending laser beams to earth to ignite and move storms ... this was also confirmed when the strange Brazilian Hurricane of last March showed definite signs of manipulation ... on JANUARY 01, 2005 I MADE THE DIRECT MEASUREMENT AND CONFIRMED THROUGH MULTIPLE READINGS BY TRIANGULATION THE LASER SIGNATURE THAT WAS DRIVING THE STORM OF THE WEST COAST OF OREGON as i said from an altitude of 45,000 feet approximately 200 miles west of San Francisco ... as you will see from the attached video clip the cent

  245. Harnessing Hurricane Power? Yes. by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0

    Yes you can stop hurricanes. They're being strengthened when they encounter warmer surface water temperature. All you have to do is 1) clean all the pollution from the water that's acting as solar traps... or 2) several large floating platforms sitting in strategic places would shade the water, alter the entire dynamics that now favors highscale hurricane growth. It wouldn't be cheap. I've already designed some tentative floating cities. The tops would be flat for a heliport, include a lot of solar panels or solar ovens. I'll hire on reasonable. I think the project would take 7 to 10 years to complete. It would be a sight cheaper to do than watch the Gulf coast be obliterated every year (soon to be every couple months). http://www.newpath4.com/ .

  246. Re:Great wall of chinese by chawly · · Score: 1

    Mao had a very similar idea. Miles wide chain of chinese ladies and gentlemen to jump together into the pacific. The resulting tidal wave was supposed to swamp the Japanese and the west coast of America. Don't know what happened to the idea though. Perhaps somebody suggested that he had a nice nap. Perhaps a similar suggestion should be gently pushed in Mr. Bush's direction - can't do any harm.

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  247. If you enjoyed this... by kwoff · · Score: 1

    ...you may also want to check out "Heavy Weather" by Bruce Sterling. Mmmm, lung enemas and tornado hacking.

  248. I think I saw this movie... by Lotharus · · Score: 1

    ...doesn't the hot chick die?

    We sure don't need any more science projects killing hot chicks..

    (Nevermind that natural disasters probably kill hot chicks, and lots more, too)...

    Yes, I know, making light of a serious matter. Like it.

  249. Mighty man and the poodle hurricane by kettlechips · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can just make them look pretty on the satelite pictures,
    like those hedges they trim in the shape of poodles.

  250. Re:Well by oPless · · Score: 1

    yay, modded troll

    stupid moderators! you know I'm right!

  251. Wake Up America by SivDotnet · · Score: 1

    Stop trying to buy your way out of this mess with technology and get to the root of the problem global warming. That's a bit harder isn't it, and requires you guys to give up your gas guzzling cars. Just remember you guys are responsible for between a fifth and a quarter of the entire world's greenhouse emissions! The worst thing is it's rubbing off us in the UK as well we're getting just as bad!

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  252. How do you name these hurricanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just wondering how you come up with these names of hurricanes.
    Katrina is the name of a hot model here in India, and one morning I read a headline in the front page of a newspaper saying Katrina had created havoc in New Orleans", (you see our newspapers cover global news) I seriously wondered what did our Katrina Kaif do in New Orleans that created such a news.

  253. Controlling Hurricanes.. by oldlefthander · · Score: 1

    My take is we should not try to "control" the hurricanes per se. It is Mother Natures way of moving heat from the Tropics to other areas to keep the climate in balance. Their is a Meteorologist that I know who is a hurricane expert that has mentioned the "seeding" of huricanes when they get very large (CAT 3 or better). Hurricanes go through what is called "EyeWall replacement" during their life. This is typically when the pressures rise and winds slow down.... Essentially the Eye breaks down and then rebuilds. He has talked about planting some type of explosion that would essentially break down the Eye. This would cause a decrease in strength. HE also suggests that this is done only near land..... Let the thing run wild in the open ocean... Another option is placing material in the area to promote dry conditions which would breakdown the convection in the hurricane and that would also break down the eye.... These are just theories... no proof or anything... But I think they may have merit......