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  1. Why Do You Always Take Two Mormons Fishing? on Utah Mulls a Database of Bar Customers · · Score: 1

    So they'll keep an eye on each other and stay out of your beer cooler.

    (As told by my grandfather, RIP 1970)

  2. Thank God They Didn't Have This Way Back When on Google Maps To Add 'Friend' GPS Tracking · · Score: 2, Funny

    I doubt my parents would have been happy to discover I was in the Downtowner buying cigarettes instead of third period social studies. . .

  3. My Three Favorite German Barmaids on Why Do We Name Servers the Way We Do? · · Score: 1

    Sabrina, Sara, und Arlette.

  4. Go To Scotland In January on Power In Scotland From Tides and Whiskey · · Score: 1

    . . . and you'll understand why they invented wool AND whiskey.

  5. Impeach Bush/Cheney NOW! on More Claims From NSA Whistleblower Russell Tice · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, wait. . .

  6. "Crackdown on free speech?" on Battlestar Galactica's Last Days · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Since when in the last 8 years did any of you idiots ever SHUT THE FUCK UP?

    Seriously, you all think you're so damn brave comparing Bush to Hitler in public forums, but you KNEW you would suffer NO CONSEQUENCES.

    The Brits have a word that describes you morons exactly - wankers.

    Your all big, bloody WANKERS.

    Assholes.

  7. "A Year Too Early?" on The Universe As Hologram · · Score: 4, Funny

    Screw that! I'm getting drunk NOW!

    Woohoo!

  8. Re:Since When Was It Legal on Wiretapping Program Ruled Legal · · Score: 1

    You know, I think that is the sanest, most well-thought-out, and reasoned response to a political topic I've ever read on /.

    Thank you.

  9. Re:Since When Was It Legal on Wiretapping Program Ruled Legal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then what's this for?

  10. Since When Was It Legal on Wiretapping Program Ruled Legal · · Score: 1

    . . . for any citizen to conspire, support, or engage in activities whose sole purpose is the violent overthrow of the Constitution?

  11. The Greatest Lesson You'll Learn on Internet Communications While At Sea? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is life without the Internet.

    Learn how the human race lived during the last century - get a short-wave radio and some good books and discover for yourself how a simple life can be a deeply satisfying life.

  12. Re:That reminds me .... on Comet Lulin Is Moving Closer To Earth · · Score: 1
  13. Re:The Beatles suck balls on Attempt To "Digitalize" Beatles Goes Sour · · Score: 1

    And another thing. The Rolling Stones fucking rock harder than anyone ever, especially The Beatles. Question: Did The Beatles ever write a song about the Devil? No? Then shut the fuck up.

    Exactly. The Beatles - darlings of Time, Life, Newsweek, and the big three networks. The Rolling Stones and The Who put the rock into the roll - the Beatles wrote fucking show tunes.

  14. Re:The Late, Great Zarkman Was Not Impressed on Researcher Says Social Networks Link Terrorists · · Score: 1

    Well, I hope they've got the Z-man's new address in Paradise.

  15. The Late, Great Zarkman Was Not Impressed on Researcher Says Social Networks Link Terrorists · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Zarkman was not impressed with the quality of recruits and supporters garnered through the interwebs. . .

  16. Want to See Some Dark Skies? on The Illuminati Project Pushes For Dark Skies In 2009 · · Score: 1

    Go about fifty miles north of Gerlach, Nevada on a night with no moon and no clouds. Stay outside for at least two hours after midnight.

    Then you'll understand what you're missing.

  17. Green - the new Fresh on Green Is In At CES, But Is It Real? · · Score: 1

    Just substitute "Green!" for "Fresh!" in you advertising copy and you're good to go and ready to make big bucks off consumers brainwashed by entertainment and news media.

  18. Thank You FreeBSD on FreeBSD 7.1 Released · · Score: 1

    It took me over six months to figure out how to install 4.10 seven years ago, but you taught me a lot, and here I am today - nearly indispensable to my employer - because I'm the guy who "figures things out" (albeit much quicker now).

  19. Some My Favorite Cities on How the City Hurts Your Brain · · Score: 1

    In the order I got to know them:

    • Edinburgh
    • Seattle
    • San Francisco
    • Los Angeles
    • Hamburg
    • New York

    What do these have in common? They're port cities, where cultures have met and traded and fought and blended for centuries. You don't find the same vitality in inland cities such as Frankfurt or Salt Lake City, which I've always found to be, well, boring.

    I've never lived in a city for more than a few weeks, but I've always found the experience to be inspiring.

  20. Re:Come on, it's british on Simulations May Explain Loss of Beagle 2 Mars Probe · · Score: 1
  21. Rum, Sodomy, and on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    . . . Clippy!

  22. Remove testicles!?! on How Do I Manage Seasoned Programmers? · · Score: 1

    Oh, obstacles.

    Sorry about that.

  23. Ritual Offering on Oldest-Known Human Brain Discovered · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTFA:

    The archaeologists believe the skull, which was found on its own in a muddy pit, may have been a ritual offering.

    Perhaps we should do the same for our U.S. banking and automotive executives who can't manage their companies properly.

    Instead of a multi-million dollar golden parachute we take their heads and throw them into the nearest bog.

  24. Re:proud of the west on Online Reporters Now the Journalists Most Often Jailed · · Score: 1

    Europe has gone through the holocaust, after which they said "never again". . .

    Never?

    BTW - you won't go to jail for calling George Bush or anyone else a fucking moron on American network television - you'll just pay the FCC a hefty fine.

    Have a nice day.

  25. "Fluffy!" on Visual Hallucinations Are a Normal Grief Reaction · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry I didn't see you behind the car.