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  1. Re:Editors are supposed to edit... on NASA To Announce Module Name On Colbert Show · · Score: 1

    Obviously you're not using the Pro version.

  2. Contempt For The Democratic Process on Trick Used To Pass French "Three Strikes" · · Score: 0, Troll

    . . . is, for example, when you attempt to use your state's Supreme Court to over-rule your state's constitution during a presidential election.

    If Sarkozy followed the laws of France, how did he show contempt? If the people of France are outraged, they should use the rules (i.e. the "democratic process") to change the rule and/or rid themselves of whoever outraged them.

  3. On Soviet Slashdot on Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . tired old memes bore you.

  4. Only 3 Things You Need From A Local Paper on Senator Proposes Nonprofit Status For Newspapers · · Score: 1
    1. The comics
    2. The police blotter
    3. The obituaries

    As you get older the order changes, but that's about it. I canceled my subscription to my local paper because they provide all that information for free on their website.

  5. Re:Cartesian products are GONE!!! YAYYYYY...... on "Slacker DBs" vs. Old-Guard DBs · · Score: 1

    What is a Cartesian?....is that the water in Olympia Beer?

    That wasn't water the Cartesians put the beer. . .

    Ask anyone who ever drank Oly and they'll tell you what it was.

    Signed,

    A former Olympia resident.

  6. Re:acid test on Look Out, Firefox 3 — IE8 Is Back On Top For Now · · Score: 1

    if no one has already run it, someone try the acid test on it

    Ok, well, uh, ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA!

    WHOA! Bill Gates is running around on my desk and he's only SIX INCHES TALL!

  7. Okay, So Can Someone Please Tell My Customer on Look Out, Firefox 3 — IE8 Is Back On Top For Now · · Score: 1

    . . . now that IE8 is out, they can upgrade to IE7?

    (My customer is a state government that shall remain nameless)

  8. Well, The Pious Know They're Sinners on Study Finds the Pious Fight Death Hardest · · Score: 1

    And maybe they just wanna sin some more. . .

  9. A Jury Of Our Peers on Internet-Caused Mistrials Are On the Rise · · Score: 2, Insightful

    God help us all.

  10. Mental Agility Not The Only Thing That Peaks At 22 on Brain Decline Begins At Age 27 · · Score: 3, Funny

    For men that is.

    Now, where did I put my ED pills?

  11. Re:brilliant or dangerous? on Are Quirky Developers Brilliant Or Dangerous? · · Score: 1

    Now, in the software industry, we're very fond of calling ourselves engineers and architects. Unfortunately most of us (even in companies) really don't reach that level of excellence - we don't document what we do, either because we're too lazy or because the companies don't want to spend money doing that. That's fine - just don't consider yourself or what you're doing software engineering.

    Too right. I've worked with engineers, have engineers for friends, and I can tell you I'm no engineer, even though that's what my company calls me (and bills me out as). I'm a software developer of business information systems and I'd be embarrassed to ever call myself an engineer.

  12. Re:They just don't get it. on How Do Militaries Treat Their Nerds? · · Score: 1

    About the only draw the military has at all is that they will accept just about anyone

    About the only draw the military has at all is that they will accept just about anyone who has a qualifying score on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery test, can pass a medical exam, has a high school diploma, and can pass a law-enforcement background check.

    There - fixed that for you.

    Otherwise, there was a lot of truth in what you had to say. Sorry it didn't work out for you and wish you good luck.

  13. Science Fair Judge on US Adults Fail Basic Science Literacy · · Score: 1

    I was invited to judge a middle-school science fair a few years back.

    The displays ranged from very fancy and very obviously put together by the student's parents to slapped-together-at-the-last-minute-because-its-due-tomorrow.

    At every display I stopped at I asked the student what question his question was, what was his expected answer, how he tested for the answer, and if his results proved or disproved his expected answer.

    At the fancy displays I got looks of incomprehension - a couple of students sort of understood what they were doing, but for most their parents had designed their displays and probably provided the result data sets too. All they were concerned about was impressing the judges with style, not substance. Most of these students received few if any points from me.

    One display, however caught my eye. Everything had been drawn by hand, and like me, his penmanship wasn't very good. But his question was different from the stock "What kind of light do plants prefer?" that had been extracted from "101 Science Fair Projects" book bought by the parents. This student's question was "Does the octane level of automobile fuel affect mileage?" The student's hypothesis was the higher the octane rating, the better the mileage.

    I asked him how he tested his hypothesis and he told me he asked his father to fill up the family car with regular, mid-grade, and super-premium gas and record the odometer reading at every fill-up. He made sure each tank of gas tested was used under normal conditions (no long highway trips for example), did the math, and came up with the result that octane level did not noticeably affect the car's mileage for better or worse.

    I gave that kid full points, even though his display was pretty drab, his question not very sexy, and his presentation not very polished. He understood what the scientific method was and how to apply it.

    Of course, it was the pretty girl with the toy rocket experiment and the semi-professional display that won. And she couldn't answer the most basic questions about her experiment.

  14. The Earth Goes Around The Sun? on US Adults Fail Basic Science Literacy · · Score: 1

    Really?

    Cool!

  15. I Hope This Means on Could Fuller Take Trek Back To TV? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope this means the Captain gets to bang a lot of hot alien babes again.

    And if the Captain is a woman, so much the better.

  16. Anybody Here Remember Rotary Dials? on The First Phone Call Was 133 Years Ago · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah? Well the rest of you can GET OFF MY LAWN!

  17. How About "Orion?" on Star Trek Fragrances · · Score: 1

    Because whatever it is those green alien chicks of Orion wear, it sure excites my pleasure receptors!

  18. Easy - I Don't on How Do You Document Technical Procedures? · · Score: 1

    How do you think I've kept my job for so long?

  19. First Cox Cable TV Goes Down, Next Slashdot on Half-Life Short Film Grabs Attention · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fucking amateurs.

  20. Re:Why use fossils? on Scientists Map Neanderthal Genome · · Score: 1

    I was thinking your mother.

  21. I Was A Dual-Booter on Dell Selling Dual-Boot Laptops · · Score: 1

    But now I run Ubuntu 8.0.4 in a VMWare server on top of Vista Home Edition (this all powered by an AMD-64 with 4GB RAM).

    Works for my meager needs. I have access to the very few Windows-only apps I like (Quicken, iTunes) but I can use Linux for development and testing - at the same time. No more booting back and forth.

    And with the NoMachine server and client, I can access the Linux desktop from the cube-farm.

    Maybe not elegant, but it's cheaper than a Mac.

  22. If I Was Iowan on Iowa Seeks To Remove Electoral College · · Score: 1

    If I was an Iowan, I'd be pissed.

    Give the electoral votes to the winner of Iowa's popular vote - not whoever California, Florida, New York, Texas, Pennsylvania, and Ohio voted for.

  23. Before Cubuntu and Castrix on Cuba Launches Own Linux Variation · · Score: 1

    . . . there was Marxix and Lenix.

  24. Can't Believe Nobody's Said It Yet on Russia's Operating System May Be Fedora Based · · Score: 1

    Lenix.

    You're welcome.

  25. "Flying In a Large Room High Ceilings" on The Flying Giant Is 40 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Apparently the submitter has never flown in a fully-loaded 747 for twelve hours.