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  1. Re:Who Chooses? on First Mars-Goers Should Prepare For a One-Way Trip · · Score: 1

    Yes

  2. Samba Interoperability? on Microsoft to Issue Emergency Patch For File-Sharing Hole · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why patch? Looks like they went a long way to achieve this already!

  3. Re:soforkit on Android Also Comes With a Kill-Switch · · Score: -1, Troll

    The kill switch is Satan's Rectum, poised to let loose over the Android.

  4. Re:Pundit on Internet Co-inventor Vint Cerf Endorses Obama · · Score: 1

    Not personally - It is a prevailing meme, 'tho.

    White girls don't turn my crank.

  5. Re:Pundit on Internet Co-inventor Vint Cerf Endorses Obama · · Score: 1

    I'm voting M'Cain, 'cause I want to nail Tina Fey.

    If they are going to Godwin the country, let's have a figure head that you'd want giving head.

  6. Re:damn it on Now Even Photo CAPTCHAs Have Been Cracked · · Score: 5, Funny

    These programs are Satan's rectum, poised to let loose over the web.

  7. Re:Before anyone mods the parent down.... on World Bank Under Cybersiege In "Unprecedented Crisis" · · Score: 1

    Go to Germany. Full of Poles, looking for cheap jobs. Wrecking the labour market.

    Oh, and I can't go to a cafe or bistro in central london, without lovely Polish girls waiting the tables. Cos at home the alternative is close to prostitution.

  8. Re:so the chinese orchestrated the market meltdown on World Bank Under Cybersiege In "Unprecedented Crisis" · · Score: 0, Troll

    The "World Bank" is neither a 'world' institution, nor is it a Bank.

    the World Bank has a corrupting influence over those in the rich world, especially the U.S. government, who have tended to use the Bank as a tool of "diplomacy by other means". Bribery, in short. Oh, nobody calls it that in polite society, but that is most assuredly what it is. It must be extremely expedient for Western governments to punish recalcitrant governments in the developing world by withholding World Bank and IMF "assistance"; and conversely reward compliant ones.

    http://www.zambia.co.zm/articles/world_bank.html

    The World Bank is a prestigious and large international financial institution. Since its foundation it has widened the scope and the size of its activities. One interpretation of what the World Bank is doing is the provision of public goods. If we take this interpretation seriously the comprehensiveness of the Bank's activity suggests that the Bank is assuming more and more the functions of a world government in the making. An alternative interpretation would look at the World Bank as a huge bureaucratic organization, acting on its own behalf. This interpretation can not be endorsed fully by the available information, but only in the sense of bureau-shaping. The Bank itself is proud of being a knowledge bank. But its actual activity is the popularization of ideas on development and not the application of research outcomes in its day-to-day operations. The most appropriate interpretation of the activity of the World Bank is that its changing scope and size is shaped heavily by pressure from different interest groups.

    http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=588648

  9. I Hope They Destroy This Monster on World Bank Under Cybersiege In "Unprecedented Crisis" · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It is an evil instrument, of human enslavement and degradation.

    It is empire, with shackles of dependency and credit.

    It kills children by starvation, as it extracts demands for medicines.

    It is Satan's rectum, poised over the third-world.

  10. "This is your receipt for your husband...and this on Gov't Database Errors Leading To Unconstitutional Searches? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is my receipt for your receipt."

    "It's not my fault that Buttle's heart condition didn't appear on Tuttle's file!"

            "I understand this concern on behalf of the taxpayers.
            People want value for money. That's why we always
            insist on the principal of Information Retrieval
            charges. It's absolutely right and fair that those
            found guilty should pay for their periods of detention
            and the Information Retrieval procedures used in their
            interrogations."

    "Don't fight it son, confess quickly. If you hold out too long, you could jeopardize your credit rating."

                        "I assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about
                        following up and eradicating any error. If you have any
                        complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to
                        send you the appropriate forms."

  11. Re:Moving account info on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    The whole thing just makes me sad.

  12. Re:Sarah Palin is a slutty whore! on ITunes 8 a Real Killer App; Taking Down Vista · · Score: -1, Troll

    Whore, yes. Slutty? No, just mildly inappropriate.

    I wonder if the coke and whores thrown at the Interior Dept. by her oil buddies have any tentacles over to the debacle that is her gubernatorial province?

  13. Both Vista Users Are Horrified! on ITunes 8 a Real Killer App; Taking Down Vista · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In other news 1000 Ubuntu users running under WINE without whining.

  14. Arling and Cameron on The Open Source Humanoid Robot and Its Many Uses · · Score: 1

    No, i don't care for your metal looks
    I don't care for your bleeps and bloops
    Go away why don't you just shut off
    Your pretty smile
    Digital dial
    I hate your every bolt and screw
    I don't like anything about you

    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)

    Yes, everyday i've been thinking 'bout you
    In my dreams, we've been making out
    Isn't that what human life's about
    (No)
    My circuitry comes off the scale
    Baby, got the hots for you
    My index sent a shock right through
    My body needs you
    My body needs you

    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)

    You're a dirty robot
    You're a dirty robot
    You're a dirty robot
    You're a dir-dir-dirty robot

    I'm a dirty robot
    I'm a dirty robot
    I'm a dirty robot
    I'm a dirty robot

  15. Re:Non-Tech Percent of Web Traffic from Chrome on Google Chrome, Day 2 · · Score: 1

    And using a vulnerable, outdated WebKit to build on was a numbnutz move - especially without an automated update function, or component-level rendering plugin.

  16. Re:Non-Tech Percent of Web Traffic from Chrome on Google Chrome, Day 2 · · Score: 1

    Trojan Ad Ware.

    Where's the "blocker?"

    Oh? yeah...

  17. Re:Ok... on The Power Grid Can't Handle Wind Farms · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well,

    It'd be cheaper than 5-years in Iraq, Yankee. And do a lot more towards keeping you secure.

    But as a product of what America calls "education", you might find some dispute with that bright light of reason.

  18. Re:there is no question on Making Statements With Video Games · · Score: 1

    Anything can be "Art" provided it is created by someone with artistic intention. It is long settled. No video games were harmed in the making of this statement.

  19. In the Land of the BLIND on NewsTrust Founder Fabrice Florin Answers Your Questions · · Score: 2, Funny

    The one-eyed man is a "conspiracy theorist."

  20. Re:Which is it? on NewsTrust Founder Fabrice Florin Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    "Dude, all the member levels are artificial."

    The level of my member is COMPLETELY natural. About 64deg. from the horizon, toward azimuth.

  21. QinetiQ on Solar Plane Breaks Endurance Record · · Score: 3, Informative

    QinetiQ CIA link

    QinetiQ, the British defence and security technology company that was spun out of the Ministry of Defenceâ(TM)s research laboratory, has appointed George Tenet, 53, former head of the CIA in America, a non-executive director. The company hopes to develop closer links with the US intelligence establishment.

  22. Re:Not Biden on A Look At Joe Biden's Tech Voting Record · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Anybody remember a motorcade in Dallas? 'nuf said.

  23. Re:Obama Lin Biden on The Year of the Political Blogger · · Score: 1

    That was my first thought, too, when I saw Obama / Biden on paper - but I didn't have the stamia to parse it out in print, as you have. I must admit, written it DOES have quite a punch!

    Well. Great minds DO think alike... and our do too.

  24. Re:sure... on Facebook & Myspace Taking Some Spammers To Court · · Score: 0, Troll

    Spam. The other way to drive click-fraud...

  25. Not Just Religion. Goodbye, Dear Man. on Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Dies At 84 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tiger got to hunt
    Eagle got to fly
    Man got to ask his self
    Why, why, why?

    Tiger got to sleep
    Eagle got to land
    Man got to tell his self
    He Understand

    --Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle