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  1. Re:Shades of Henry Spencer on RSSOwl 1.2 Released · · Score: 1

    Just following links in Eschaton's feed - and a Java Error went 'modal" (Winders XP). Had to resort to Task Manager to kill both the Java dialog and the app. Javaw.exe was at 99% CPU, and holding.

  2. Re:Shades of Henry Spencer on RSSOwl 1.2 Released · · Score: 1

    Beta quality. Blows up with Java errors on simple use.

  3. Re:Time is relative on IBM Slows the Speed of Light · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have been wondering why I don't seem to be ageing as fast, these past months. Now, Slashdot informs me that IBM has slowed down the speed of light, and this is all beginning to make sense!

    That "time is relative" comment. Boy! Truer words were never said. Waiting for the next slashdot story - the hours go by like minutes, as I hit F-5, over and over again! Then, when called into my manager's office - to discuss my productivity "problem" - just the opposite.

    Just wonderin'. Do all you guys like cheese?

  4. Re:What I want to know is... on Vista To Get Symlinks? · · Score: 1

    Shortcuts are location ponters for teh Explorer Shell. Outside of Explorer, they are just ordinary files. You can't cp anything to a .lnk file!

  5. Re:Empty Threat on SBC CEO: Pay up if you want to use our pipes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do they want sloppy seconds on the girl I'm chatting up on their lines? I'm afraid my pip take prescedence - even if they want a cut of the action

  6. Re:Bland ambition? on Microsoft Takes Aim At Google · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Dissatisfy customers.

    I'm partly joking. Customers love to bitch about winders, but "don't break my kid's ReaderRabbit CD!"

  7. Re:Actually. on OpenOffice Bloated? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft - for all of its size - has only about 8,000 FTEs on development teams.

  8. Pizza Physique? on Lights On But No One Home At Sun Grid · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I am re-absorbing my own mass! Yuk.

    Sun seems to have discovered that the statement, "The network is the computer" does not equate to, "Build it and they will come."

    Instead think, "The lights are on, but no-one is home."

  9. Re:Psychologically infeasable. on Humans Could Live For 1000 Years · · Score: 1

    Man - you are hot tonight!

  10. Rovers that won't quit? on The Rovers That Just Won't Quit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Number Six is DOOMED?

  11. Psychologically infeasable. on Humans Could Live For 1000 Years · · Score: 1

    They'd all be killing themselves after 200 years, or so. What would a psychology formed in 1000 A.D. - or even 1700 A.D. do in the world of today?

    Progress would stagnate too. Read "The Structure of Scientific Revolutions". Also Vonnegut's "Fortitude" and Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow".

    Life is about death - or hiding from it. "Living Forever" is an escapist fantasy for those who have not faced the essential question of their existence.

  12. Re:Parent is Funny on Dvorak on 'Rinky-Dink' Software Rant · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yeah. Making fun of Dvorak is like shooting fish in a barrel.

    "There's an expression we do not use enough. Rinky-dink."

    I guess he hasn't heard what the girls say about him...
  13. Re:Mod parent DOWN! on How To Get Into Programming? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamite."

    These words deserve to be enshrined in the quotes database.

  14. Re:Mod parent up on How To Get Into Programming? · · Score: 1

    And for someone in your shoes it is particularly good because if your intial efforts are dense, obtuse and inelegant, they are also hidden from the casual or even interested interrogator.

  15. Re:Finally.... on NASA Scraps Shuttle And Returns to Rockets · · Score: 1

    Zonk wonders about the ploy?

    It's a ploy to get something manned past low-earth orbit before the end of the decade, when American insolvency will make the whole ball-of-wax China's new space programme.

    BTW: NASA can't even afford original conceptual art anymore! These images are like a Willy Ley sketchbook from 1959, dropped on to old NASA photography!

  16. Re:what drives this controversy? on Lawmakers Support U.S. Control Of The Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Wales, we'll build our own, Cymru internet! Called HarlechNet. It'll be a finable offence to use enlish language nameservers - or to call them "nameservers", for that matter!

  17. Re:Google To Cure Cancer! on Ballmer - Trusting Vista and Battling Google · · Score: 1

    Q: "Now what am I going to sit on?"
      A: "A VERY big chair, Mr. Ballmer."

  18. Re:There is a Reason on Are Media Writers Biased Towards Apple? · · Score: 1

    And how does Dvorak propose in his hypothesis that these WordStar users ever discovered Macintosh? He claims they are ALL now Mac users - and cannot use a PC.

    Later he claims they were ALL once WordStar users! WordStar was DOS, and CP/M. It may have even had a version for 6502 Apple ][s. I never saw the Mac version! Dot codes would have been fun here.

    Oh, yeah. It's nice to see that Dvorak can back up his claim of Macintosh bias by making passing allusions to Liberal Media bias. When does he get his own cable segment on FOX?

  19. Re:It Just Works on Are Media Writers Biased Towards Apple? · · Score: 1

    Yeah!

    Maybe the journalists use qualitative numbers to justify their coverage - not quantitative ones. Like "Hmmm... 10 Million people are eating Merde D'Jour, they already know what this tastes like - How about I produce some otherwise overlooked information about this delicious apple tart? I know it is not eaten as frequently, but it is - by contrast - more pleasing and less septic!

  20. Re:No on CIA Investing in Modular Green Energy · · Score: 1

    Wrapped in TINFOIL!

  21. Re:Good thing on Microsoft Consults Ethical Hackers at Blue Hat · · Score: 1

    These are the same presenters and materials as CanSec West, ToorCon and BlackHat. This is to get this material in front of the developers, who will profit by the experience - and their executives - to get this on the agenda for the business.

    Make all the wisecracks you want. I was there this last Friday, and as an old Pen/Vuln hand, found it quite worthwhile.

  22. Re:this is great but... on Broadband from Airships · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crackpot idea. The whole thing is full of nothing but Hot Air!

  23. Re:Netcraft confirms it: on OpenBSD Turns 10 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's good. It's always acted like a ten-year-old. :-P

  24. Re:huh? on iPod Tax Causes Sour Apples · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I got MY tinfoil hat for FREE!

  25. Re:Why? on Why Haven't Special Character Sets Caught On? · · Score: 1

    Yeah.

    The space between one's ears! ;-)