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  1. Re:Climate change was NO issue in the 80s on Where the Global Warming Data Is · · Score: 1

    The ozone hole must be true. I saw it on TV.

  2. Copenhagen and those Tungsten Filled, Gold Bars on Where the Global Warming Data Is · · Score: 1

    Copenhagen and those Tungsten Filled, Gold Bar Twinkies.
    http://smokingmirrors.blogspot.com/2009/11/copenhagen-and-those-tungsten-filled.html

    We'll be doing a hammer and tongs, Smoking Mirrors flavored radio transmission this evening. It should be available for download on Monday evening. It makes sense to have a companion mirrors to counterpoint the broadcast.

    Dog Poet Transmitting.......

    The climate, data tinkering scandal, continues to implode as red-faced, finger pointing, dissembling scientists run out of the burning building, faster that Tiger Woods, in advance of his wife with a 7 iron ...and with bad knees on both accounts.

    Once, these august emblems of pure scientific inquiry were wide-eyed children, dreaming of Nobel Prizes, dancing like sugar plums in their heads. Like the long tradition of other lying collectives, which date from the Royal Geographic Society and before; these graft-taking scoundrels have done their industry proud. They found what they were supposed to find and they said what they were told to say by the governments and corporations who provided the grants and salaries, in advance of their complicity in one more gargantuan, public rip-off.

    They are joined in spirit by their comrades in the AMA-Pharmaceutical combine with their Tammy Faye flu and toxic vaccines. They are joined by their comrades on Wall Street and the banking world with their toxic mortgages and tungsten-filled gold bars; the accidental Twinkie. They are joined by their comrades in the heroin trade, as the opium flows from the killing fields of Afghanistan to the sidewalks of Main Street, USA. They are joined by their comrades in the halls of government, as the wars expand across the Middle East.

    Yes, these honorable men and women are joined by other soulless husks in suits, from every industry and field of endeavor, whispering as they go, "Me first, you later... maybe." They are attended by a plague of lawyers who swarm like locusts across the looted plains. It's The Treasure of Sierra Madre, with thousands of deranged lunatics grasping at the swirling dust of imaginary gold... trampling their fellows, elbows sweeping to the right and the left as they belly up to the trough, snorting and stamping and sodomizing everything in their path like overcrowded rats... eating their own children, stabbing the household pets with forks and dancing to dissonant symphonies that sound like John Cage on bad acid.

    Some unnamed hero dropped a dime. Some pissed off former comrade had finally had enough of those bankrupt, lying swines. Here they are, these men of complex learning and fine reputation. Somebody said, "Hello Sailor" and they went right up the stairs. They took off their clothes and they rolled around on the stained mattresses in the burning shame of their moral incontinence. They got on their knees and they did the job and they took the money. They weren't set up like Randy Cunningham and James Traficant for opposing the juggernaut of Ersatz Israel. They went willingly and laid it on the line for the corporate dime.

    Few cities in the world look like Copenhagen at Christmas. It's a wonder to see and all the uptown panhandlers from around the world will be walking around with their hands out; looking for Santa to reach into his bag for their just rewards. They lied their asses off. They sold their souls for a pallet of tungsten filled gold. They want what's coming to them. They earned it. There will be no dissenting voices in Copenhagen. They will all be of one accord. The liars and thieves will toast one another for their tireless efforts on behalf of themselves. The faceless thugs in the black, Kevlar jumpsuits will be at every corner, just looking to break some heads, already half tumescent in anticipation of the crack of batons on available heads. They are damn well going to kick some radical, hippie ass. If they can't fire up the crowd, they'll send their agita

  3. Re:Climate change was NO issue in the 80s on Where the Global Warming Data Is · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In the 80's they were getting us all apeshit over a hole in the ozone layer.

    In the 70's it was the coming Ice Age.

    Each iteration has allowed these Bilderberger manipulators opportunity and experience to refine their forays against reality.

    NOAA data is fudged and tampered now:
    http://www.climate-skeptic.com/2009/11/yet-more-stuff-we-always-suspected-but-its-nice-to-have-proof.html

  4. Re:Science as Open Source on Where the Global Warming Data Is · · Score: 1

    32-bit Epoch Neanderthal!

  5. Re:kill the jews on Where the Global Warming Data Is · · Score: 0, Troll

    The "jews" seem to be doing this replacing themselves, quite nicely - without any of your calls for action.

  6. Re:Creative destruction on Google Attack On the Mobile Market Rumored · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to pay it off, on terms unilaterally adjusted by the lender, on criteria independent of the contract under which you entered the lending agreement.

    Christ, talk about a couple of responses to my post taking a tangental discursion from the actual POINT I was making! And then? DEFENDING predatory lenders who abuse their customers!

    Where'd I leave my motherfucking cluestick?

  7. Re:Creative destruction on Google Attack On the Mobile Market Rumored · · Score: 1, Informative

    True - but you have to do so by paying them off. Cartel-like, they are setting the interest rate for an individual across accounts and trapping these with tools like "universal default".

  8. Re:Creative destruction on Google Attack On the Mobile Market Rumored · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What industry abuses their customers, dangles features and incentives of questionable value in a quid pro quo for contractual lock-in and then produces unilateral unpredictable billing and surcharges to this captive market? No. You are right! That describes Credit Card companies, the only business hated more by their customer base than the mobile phone providers.

    They share in common, contempt for the flock they shear.

    Google will succeed because of the venality and arrogance of the incumbent carriers. That's why they chose this market. Google will be a company people like, despite the creeping monopoly of their personal information and continuing erosion of their privacy.

  9. Re:Same droppings, different pile on Mininova Removes All Copyright-Infringing Torrents · · Score: 1

    Heh.

    The tracker with one torrent: Minnova.

  10. Re:Ironic on Italian Prosecutors Seek Prison Sentences For Google Execs · · Score: 2, Funny

    They killed babies for being genetically inferior?

    Well, if they discovered gene theory, in the centuries before Christ, I say more power to 'em!

  11. Re:Can't stop the signal on Microsoft Issues Takedown Notices Over COFEE · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  12. CRYPTOME? on Microsoft Issues Takedown Notices Over COFEE · · Score: 3, Interesting

    John fearlessly posts pictures of ECHELON listening posts, Dick Cheney's Secret Bunker, the names of MI5 Moles in the IRA, CIA internal memos and the like.

    But they can't take him down on NetSol - which is chock-full of spooks itself!

    No, that's only Microsoft, and it's DMCA threat.

    So. For how long has Cryptome been a disinformation channel?

  13. Re:Did he cross the English Channel to speak with. on Jetman Attempts Intercontinental Flight · · Score: 1

    DC comics, circa 68-72?

    Wow.

    I am still figuring out how the screaming guy in the attached photo has a piston-driven jetpack. The article says something about cylinders...

  14. Re:I can't STAND Chinese Opera! on Opera Closes China Loophole; Reinstates Censorship · · Score: 1

    Prime Minister Netanyahu, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

    Israel in Gaza makes Sudan in Darfur look like Shakespeare, in Love.

  15. ONE WORD: on Giving Touch-Screen Buttons Depth and Height With Pneumatics · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Nipples"

  16. I can't STAND Chinese Opera! on Opera Closes China Loophole; Reinstates Censorship · · Score: 4, Funny

    All that "ting-ting-ting" and fan-waving. No girls, either.

  17. Re:Slightly heavier then... on How Heavy Is the Internet? · · Score: 1

    She said you don't understand what I said

    I said no no no you're wrong

    When I was a boy everything was right everything was right

  18. Re:Slightly heavier then... on How Heavy Is the Internet? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Top half or bottom?

  19. OOOPS! on How Heavy Is the Internet? · · Score: 1

    I just typed something, and made it heavier than that!

  20. Re:RealClimate has a big reply on this on Climatic Research Unit Hacked, Files Leaked · · Score: 1

    The very concept of "Greenhouse Gas" is a hypothetical, not a principle. It has a number of flaws in the basic experimental basis on which the hypothesis rests. The observations in these experiments were conducted on gasses under pressure. Surely, you remember the simple P = nRT/V Pressure Volume Temperature stuff from Physics 101?

    The Original Greenhouse gas experiments were conducted by putting suspected heavier than air gases in sealed bottles and exposing those bottles to the sun. The original experiments seem to lack important scientific controls.

    http://www.associatedcontent.com/slideshow/25115/retesting_the_greenhouse_gas_theory.html?cat=58

  21. Re:Or on Anti-Smoking Vaccine Is Nearing the Market · · Score: 1

    Ditto.

    Even less because it's so much trouble to fuck-off work and have a fag, these days. No smoking in pubs. That's like no sex in hotels. Who'd've thought?

  22. Re:RealClimate has a big reply on this on Climatic Research Unit Hacked, Files Leaked · · Score: 1

    I'm disinterested. Until you piss all over the seats in my Hovercraft.

  23. Re:IE on Microsoft Aims To Close Performance Gap With Internet Explorer 9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The speed problem with IE is NOT rendering! The issue is with the kludge design for multiple-tabbed browsing - which does the equivalent of starting an entire, new environment and plug-in set, etc for every tab!

    This may be the best trade-off for the 3-4 tab user. Beyond this? Awful. More than 10 seconds to switch between tabs, when - as I often do - there are 12 - 20 opened.

    Don't talk to me about the brain-dead session @restore@ feature.

  24. Re:Kyllo on Smart Grid Could Pose Threat To Privacy · · Score: 1

    Do you think?

    What you do is get a real Luxury boat - like a Merc Grand Marqis, with all the limo fittings. Then remove badges and attach the bog-ugly matte grille and bumper bars. It doesn't even need to say "Interceptor" on it.

    BTW.
    Do you think the Buttles, and other inhabitants of Brazil even imagined that they lived in a police state? Of course, not! Nor do those with whom we work and dine.

  25. Re:WHAT!!??!! on Firefox 3.6 Locks Out Rogue Add-ons · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Rogue