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  1. Awesome! on New Inkjet Technology 5 To 10 Times Faster · · Score: 0

    Now I can use the new office printer to print out those vacation photos I've been sittin' on, and do it so quickly my boss can't catch me!!

  2. Re:Clearing things up a bit on IBM's Chief Architect Says Software is at Dead End · · Score: 0

    Scompany is my favorite company!

  3. Next up.... on Bionic Cat Eye Implants Aid Blindness Research · · Score: 0

    Personally, I am patiently awaiting science to figure out a way to eliminate "bionic cat stink." That stuff is deadly. That will surely be a glorious day for all man(and cat)kind.

  4. Re:If they can't... on Big Blue Designing Chip to Decode the Big Bang · · Score: 0

    Boy. Bad joke. I apologize everyone.

  5. If they can't... on Big Blue Designing Chip to Decode the Big Bang · · Score: 0

    And if they can't decode the big bang, they'll get big blue balls.

  6. What!? on Apple's Smart Phone Depends on OS X Tie-Ins · · Score: 2, Funny

    The smart phone can't wipe my arse and spoon-feed me too?

    No sir, I DON'T LIKE IT!

  7. Small red blisters... on Millimeter-Wave Weapon Certified For Use In Iraq · · Score: 5, Funny

    "At most, 'some...may experience prolonged redness or even small blisters'"

    They slept with Susie too???! That tramp!

  8. Waiting for the AutoLax on Aging Baby Boomers Spawn New Tech Markets · · Score: 1

    So I'll never be "irregular" again.

  9. Re:Aware-Aware Car on Aging Baby Boomers Spawn New Tech Markets · · Score: 1

    My question.... ...will the "Aware Car" be aware that the left turn signal has been blinking for the past 60 miles? They're gunna turn left again SOMETIME, right?

  10. Pffft.... on Aging Baby Boomers Spawn New Tech Markets · · Score: 1

    Pill Pets? This technology has been around for ages. They're called "helper monkeys."

  11. It's a blast! No...literally. on Polonium-210 Available Through Mail Order · · Score: 1

    Boy, this guy's annual "Desert Blast" looks safe and fun. Yikes. http://www.unitednuclear.com/mag.htm

  12. Oh, how sweet... on Motorola Develops Bare-Bones Phone · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think it is more than a little insensitive to label a phone targeted to developing countries as "dumb"? Nice, TechnologyReview. Reaaaal nice.

  13. Very responsive... on 611 Defects, 71 Vulnerabilities Found In Firefox · · Score: 1

    I don't see why the poster said "if" the Firefox team would use this report. They has been highly responsive in the past. I fully expect the Firefox team to analyize the results and fix the problems. Their bread and butter is to make it a stable and secure browser. To simply ignore these issues would be going against what they stand for.

  14. The first film available... on Apple Movie Store Only Serving Disney Films? · · Score: 1

    I have a scoop! The first film available will be a science fiction cartoon about a touch screen music player set in the year 2100.

  15. Big deal.... on Scientists Identify Brain's Concept Control Core · · Score: 1

    I have a concept control dual core.

  16. Word is... on Intel to Lay Off Thousands · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Intel's re-hired the Blue Man Group to perform at the goodbye party.

  17. Re:Staring on Internet Not the Social Hinder it Was · · Score: 1

    Hey guys, I keep hearing about this "sunlight" stuff. What is it? I searched Wikipedia, but the article kept changing...

  18. In other news... on IAU Proposes 3 New Planets · · Score: 1

    In other news, IAU has proposed that Star Jones no longer be considered as a star. She will be declassified accordingly.

  19. Are you kidding? on Is the Net an Independent Artist's New Radio? · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? This is better than any indie radio I've ever heard! Unless you live in the mecca of cool, you aren't going to hear this fabulous music on your radio dials. Even then, you still won't. Get your advance tracks before anyone else does. Tune in or be tuned out of the up and coming music of the ought generation. Seriously. It's that good. You won't love every song. But that's the beauty of it. There is something new and different for people of all tastes. Enjoy!