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IAU Proposes 3 New Planets

IZ Reloaded writes "Sources tell SPACE.com that the International Astronomical Union is preparing to include three new entries to the current list of planets in our solar system. From the article: The asteroid Ceres, which is round, would be recast as a dwarf planet in the new scheme. Pluto would remain a planet and its moon Charon would be reclassified as a planet. Both would be called "plutons," however, to distinguish them from the eight "classical" planets. A far-out Pluto-sized object known as 2003 UB313 would also be called a pluton."

316 comments

  1. Cowboy neal option by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until we can get Cowboy Neal reclassified as a pluton?

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    1. Re:Cowboy neal option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right after they classify the one near your anus.

      uh wait...did I spell that right?

    2. Re:Cowboy neal option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The whole Uranus joke thing is actually because of an English mispronunciation of the Latinised spelling of the original Greek. The correct pronunciation is closer to Ooranos.

    3. Re:Cowboy neal option by skarphace · · Score: 1
      The correct pronunciation is closer to Ooranos.
      That's just what they want you to believe.
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    4. Re:Cowboy neal option by broco03 · · Score: 1

      Why don't we just end that stupid joke and rename the planet Urrectum.

    5. Re:Cowboy neal option by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I'm so glad I don't go around farting out of my Ooranos. That would be hard to say!

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    6. Re:Cowboy neal option by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Do you not realize that people can't get an accurate pronunciation out of the text "Ooranos"? I have no idea what that is supposed to sound like.

      I'm guessing:
      Oo as in booty
      ra as in rotting
      nos as in gnosis (as pronounced in Xenosaga, ironically)

      But there are hundreds of other ways to interpret it.

    7. Re:Cowboy neal option by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      What we really need is an International Phonetic Alphabet.

    8. Re:Cowboy neal option by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

      What we really need is an International Phonetic Alphabet.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phoneti c_Alphabet

      Strangely, the term "Phonetic Alphabet" is generally used for things like spelling out words using other words, like saying your username is spelled "Delta Hotel Alpha Sierra ..."

      Example of one of those is:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabe t

      Italian is fairly good in following your presumed desires; Finnish even better.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonology

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    9. Re:Cowboy neal option by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      grEjt, nAU D&t wi h&v D@ Aj pi Ej, mEjbi wi kUd gEt &n Ek'stEnd@d spitS @'sEsmn=t 'mET@dz f@'nE4Ik '&lf@"bEt D&ts 'r`I4n= 'soUli wIT &ski 'ker@ktr=z!

      Great, now that we have the IPA, maybe we could get an Extended Speech Assessment Methods Phonetic Alphabet that's written solely with ASCII characters!

      (In point of fact, I used CXS, a simplification of X-SAMPA: http://www.theiling.de/ipa/ .)

    10. Re:Cowboy neal option by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

      maybe we could get an Extended Speech Assessment Methods Phonetic Alphabet that's written solely with ASCII characters!

      extended or basic?

      http://www.lookuptables.com/

      if we go to the 255 character extended ascii table, we have more than enough characters I think to represent it:

      f

      etc.

      but even with 127 character ascii, it might be possible (with the 95 printable characters, of course):

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII

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    11. Re:Cowboy neal option by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      X-SAMPA is an extension of SAMPA, not a version of SAMPA using Extended ASCII. SAMPA was a series of phonetic alphabet tables, each one being language-specific; it also used basic ASCII.

      CXS, which is the version of X-SAMPA that I use, uses only some printing characters, excluding the following characters: #$%*(){}[]/;
      Since there are about 115 major sounds representable with CXS, plus about thirty different features one can use on various subsets of those sounds and then stress and tone, we use multiple characters for certain sounds in a non-ambiguous way--reserving several control characters for supersegmental use or to indicate that the previous character is part of a polygraph (single sound represented with multiple characters representing it). For instance, the symbol \ denotes a non-systematic modification of the sound, and ` means that the sound is retroflex (pronounced with the tongue tip curled backward).

    12. Re:Cowboy neal option by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

      "How long until we can get Cowboy Neal reclassified as a pluton?"

      Just as soon as they reclassify those 21 nuggets that bob around just outside the red, blue and brown rings of Uranus as "Clingons"

  2. What the pluton? by crazyjeremy · · Score: 1, Troll

    What the pluton is going on here? Since when are moons and asteroids without names included in the list of planets?

    1. Re:What the pluton? by Kryis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A rose by any other name would smell as sweet

    2. Re:What the pluton? by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Informative

      The whole difference between a "planet" and a "moon" is a fallacy. It assumes things can orbit only a physical object, and not an immaterial object like a center of mass. The "official" definition fails not only in the obvious Pluton-Charon case, but even for Sun-Jupiter (putting the smaller bodies aside for now). We orbit not the Sun, but the center of mass of the Solar system, which is actually outside the Sun itself.

      Thus, with the difference between "planets" and "moons" away, the classification that matters is:
      * pieces of rock (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Moon, Mars, Phobos, Deimos, Europa, ...)
      * sub-stellar balls of gas (Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus)
      * pieces of dirty ice

      And to make it even harder, there is absolutely no reasonable boundary between "almost big enough to fuse" and "one particle". The difference between a "pebble" and a "boulder" isn't tangible.

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    3. Re:What the pluton? by DarkNemesis618 · · Score: 1

      I always thought that in order to be defined as a planet, it must revolve around the sun. A moon by definition revolves around a planet. Size shouldn't matter at that point. Maybe the probe that NASA sent to Pluto a couple months back might shed some light.

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    4. Re:What the pluton? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      All of the moons in the solar system do revolve around the Sun. The Earth and the Moon also revolve around a common point, which is inside the Earth.

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    5. Re:What the pluton? by fbjon · · Score: 1
      the center of mass of the Solar system, which is actually outside the Sun itself.
      Really, now? The sun contains more than 99,8% of the mass in our solar system


      Anyway, planets are things that usually orbit stars, and are large enough to be round, but small enough that they don't shine by themselves, at least not too much. A "moon" can also be a planet if it's large enough (otherwise it's a piece of rock), it just happens to orbit another planet. The "moon" tag distinguishes it from those bodies that fling around the central star system.

      To summarize:

      • A planet can be a moon
      • A moon can be a planet
      • Not all moons are planets
      • Not all planets are moons
      • Some moon systems are better described as double planets (Pluto-Charon)
      • If it's round and bright, it's a star
      • If it's round and dark, it's a planet
      • If it's small and round, it's still a planet
      • If it's really small and kinda wobbly-looking, it's not a planet, but probably asteroid or other satellite
      • Which planet drinks tea, lives in the greenhouse effect, and has a pet moon?
      • Add whatever tags necessary for further refinement, such as: "moon", "red dwarf", "gas giant", "neutron star", etc.

      Sure, the borders are a bit fuzzy. That doesn't mean it's impossible to draw a line somewhere, or that the majority of cases wouldn't fall into simple slots.

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    6. Re:What the pluton? by noahisaac · · Score: 5, Funny
      The difference between a "pebble" and a "boulder" isn't tangible.

      Having had both land on me at one point or another in my life, I beg to differ.
    7. Re:What the pluton? by Atheose · · Score: 1

      Actually Pluto's moon has a name: Charon.

    8. Re:What the pluton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We orbit not the Sun, but the center of mass of the Solar system, which is actually outside the Sun itself.

      its odd, the way I was taught, planets' orbits are eliptical with the sun on one of the two foci, which while it would put the "center" of the orbit off the sun, it doesn't mean that the planet is "orbiting" that "center" point.

    9. Re:What the pluton? by jc42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Earth and the Moon also revolve around a common point, which is inside the Earth.

      A perspective I've read on this is that our moon's orbit is everywhere concave with respect to the sun. So it's more accurate to interpret the Earth-Luna pair as not really orbiting each other, but rather sharing a solar orbit. Two bodies that are close together in the same orbit do swap places periodically; there are several known cases of this in the Jupiter and Saturn systems. From a rotating frame of reference, they appear to be orbiting each other. But viewed in a static frame, they appear to be swapping the lead periodically. So the Earth-Luna pair could be more accurately considered a binary planet pair in a common orbit.

      It's all rather nitpicky anyway. As numerous astronomers have pointed out here, they mostly don't use such vague terms as "planet". And an orbit isn't really a property of the bodies in an orbit; it's a property of the system.

      The "debate" is basically a media event, based on people who take their grade-school science classes too seriously, and think that for some reason that the Solar System must contain exactly nine "planets".

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    10. Re:What the pluton? by eln · · Score: 1

      Not if they were called stink blossoms.

    11. Re:What the pluton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its odd, the way I was taught, planets' orbits are eliptical with the sun on one of the two foci,

      You were taught wrong. Both bodies in a two-body system orbit the center of mass. If there are many bodies, the situation is more complicated (understatement here).

      I'd guess you were "taught" this in the same school that "taught" you spelling, grammar, and punctuation, right?

    12. Re:What the pluton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      * sub-stellar balls of gas (Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus)

      I thought sub-stellar balls of gas came from Uranus.
    13. Re:What the pluton? by Zelbinian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, in that case we'd have about 500+ planets, because you'd have to count all the asteriods in along with it. And it doesn't really make sense to do that. Not to mention the hell 4th grade science would become having to memorize all those names . . .

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    14. Re:What the pluton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, methinks the term would seem a lot sweeter if it were named anything else ...

    15. Re:What the pluton? by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

      How would you classify Ganymede, Callisto, and Europa? They're not completely rock and not completely ice. And for that matter, if there's no difference between a pebble and a boulder, then there's really no difference between a sub-stellar ball of gas and a stellar ball of gas (the composition is the same) or between an O class star and an M class star. Scale DOES matter to an astronomer. Granted, there is a continuum of scale and the boundaries are somewhat arbitrary, which is why the community is having this argument.

    16. Re:What the pluton? by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1
      Since when are moons and asteroids without names included in the list of planets?
      Oh, but they'll get names. And what names. I believe UB313 is currently nicknamed "Xena" and its satellite is "Buffy". Quite a leap from the other planets, whose names originate in Greek/Roman mythology. See the Gods next to Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. Seriously now, it would be quite a change.
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    17. Re:What the pluton? by mrxak · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the non-planetologists (or whatever they're called) in the IAU who are sick of the topic will just vote in favor of the proposal and put an end to this. Those who study planetary science and want to nitpick for the rest of their lives are probably outnumbered. What I'd like to see is an actual name for Xena (it's just a nickname currently, it's still technically named 2003 UB313). It should not be called Xena.

    18. Re:What the pluton? by Andy+Somnifac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The "debate" is basically a media event, based on people who take their grade-school science classes too seriously, and think that for some reason that the Solar System must contain exactly nine "planets".

      I think that one of the problems in this country (the US) is that we do not take grade school science seriously enough. We need those science classes to engage the kids and hopefully inspire some of them to a career in some scientific field.

    19. Re:What the pluton? by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      Since when are moons and asteroids without names included in the list of planets?

      Thursday August 24th 2006 ...as it says in the linked article!

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    20. Re:What the pluton? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      We orbit not the Sun, but the center of mass of the Solar system, which is actually outside the Sun itself.

      Well, I think that's a slightly weaker point because the Sun is just obviously so dominant in this system. However, aren't we ALL orbiting that supermassive black hole in the centre of the galaxy? And maybe the galaxy is orbiting something. Aren't we orbiting more than 1 thing anyway? Which centre of gravity do you use in this definition? (obviously the Sun's, probably for practical reasons)

    21. Re:What the pluton? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Quite. Joxer is far more appropriate.

    22. Re:What the pluton? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      and its satellite is "Buffy"

      Someone doesn't know their sidekicks from their Vampire Slayers.

    23. Re:What the pluton? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      We orbit not the Sun, but the center of mass of the Solar system, which is actually outside the Sun itself.
      Just wanted to add that it's not fixed relative to the sun and planetary orbitals, either, and that this results in Earth's distance from the sun being a complex wave function over time.

      I haven't done the math behind it, but for each major body in the solar system, you've a vector proportional to the size of the body and inversely proportional to the square of the distance, whose angle is determined by the relative location of the body. Since both the distance and the relative location are wave functions based on the orbit of the body, it's possible to describe a complex wave function to determine the position of the systemic center of mass of the system.

      Where I (mentally) get stuck is the vectors are themselves dependent on the location of the center of mass, so you end up with a recursive function that's beyond my meager (and rusty) math skills.

      Never mind, of course, the near infinite small particles whose mass, when taken together, is significant.

      At any rate, to get back to your post -- the truth is, that at any given moment, the forces acting on the Earth (or any other celestial body) that cause orbit are comprised primarily of the gravitational pulls of all the objects in the system. This is also true for any group of bodies in the system. What it all comes down to is where you decide to draw the lines, and those lines are arbitrary, and, I suspect, meaningless to serious theoretical astronomical mathematicians.
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    24. Re:What the pluton? by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      The requirement of a concave orbit make more sense to me than internal barycenter criterion, and I'm guessing the Pluto Charon system fails that test. Anyone know for sure?

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    25. Re:What the pluton? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Which centre of gravity do you use in this definition? (obviously the Sun's, probably for practical reasons)

      Uh, it's not obvious at all; it's just wrong. The point was that we (and everything else in the Solar System) orbits the center of mass of the Solar System, not the sun. And, in fact, this center of mass is not inside the sun. It's basically very close to the center of mass of the sun and Jupiter. It's inside Mercury's orbit, but it's outside the sun.

      If you use the sun's center in your calculations, all your orbits will come out wrong. And not just subtly wrong over millions of years; you'll be significantly off within a year.

      (Actually, your orbits for UB313 and Sedna will probably be fairly accurate for a century or two. ;-)

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    26. Re:What the pluton? by bcrowell · · Score: 1

      TFA discusses this at length. If the center of mass is outside both bodies, they propose calling it a double planet.

    27. Re:What the pluton? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Thus, with the difference between "planets" and "moons" away, the classification that matters is:
      * pieces of rock (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Moon, Mars, Phobos, Deimos, Europa, ...)


      Actually, for practical purposes, you should probably split this class into two: with and without a significant atmosphere. By "significant" you'd probably mean "has weather" in some sense.

      This would put Venus, Titan, Earth, Mars and Triton in a separate class (ordered by decreasing atmospheric density). Their difference from the gas giants would be that their central rock is most of their volume, while the gas giants are mostly gas.

      There is some evidence that Pluto has an atmosphere during its closest approach to the sun, and it might have weather that modifies the surface, but we don't really know yet. Io would probably be excluded, though, since its "atmosphere" is really volcanic outgassing, not an atmosphere in the usual sense.

      And one of the often-used definitions of "planet" is that it has to be big enough to be spheroidal from self-gravity. Phobos and Deimos wouldn't qualify, though Ceres, Mimas and Charon would.

      But it's all of little interest to actual astronomers, who need terms quite a bit more precise than "planet". Mostly they just say "body" and give its measurements and orbit.

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    28. Re:What the pluton? by secolactico · · Score: 1

      I'd guess you were "taught" this in the same school that "taught" you spelling, grammar, and punctuation, right?

      Before this line, yours was an interesting/insightful post. The you decided to throw that crack and become a troll.

      Keep in mind that the parent had a legitimate point. A lot of people were told that in school. As science/math progresses, new knowledge replaces the old, but unless you dedicate yourself to that particular field (either because it's your profession or just a hobby) or it's a widely publicized fact change (such as this whole Pluto affair) people will simply go on believing what they heard in school.

      Besides, maybe his first language is not english. Tought, tough, and the like are easily misspelled.

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    29. Re:What the pluton? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I did somewhere read a comment that both Pluto and Charon have orbits that are partially curved away from the sun. Considering their distances from the sun and each other, this isn't surprising. Maybe you could google for it, but it might take a few tries to get the right keywords.

      Anyway, it seems that both Earth/Luna and Pluto/Charon are useful as counter-examples to naive definitions of "moon". With Earth/Luna, both have totally concave orbits wrt the sun (so they're a binary planet pair), but their barycenter is inside the Earth (so they're a planet/moon pair). Pluto/Charon reverse both of these criteria.

      A better approach might be that of the IAU committee some time back, who suggested that "planet" never be used without a qualifier. This would allow those who think that Luna, Titan and Pluto are planets to call them planets, with appropriate qualifiers. People who don't think so could just call them something else. Thus Luna and Titan can also be called moons without serious challenge, and Pluto/Charon can be classified as the innermost KBOs.

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    30. Re:What the pluton? by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      If Pluto's orbit took it nearer the Sun, say, inside the orbit of Mars for sure, woudln't we call it a "comet"?

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    31. Re:What the pluton? by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      The Moon, in its orbit around the Sun, never actually falls 'away' from the Sun. So even though the point of orbit between the Earth and the Moon (when looked at in isolation) is inside the Earth, the Moon is actually just orbiting the Sun in tandem with Earth.

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    32. Re:What the pluton? by Dausha · · Score: 1

      "I think that one of the problems in this country (the US) is that we do not take grade school science seriously enough. We need those science classes to engage the kids and hopefully inspire some of them to a career in some scientific field."

      Yes, yes. But if you remember yesterday's story, so few Americans believe in Evolution. So, if you start swelling the ranks of scientists, there might be fewer scientists who believe in Evolution.

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    33. Re:What the pluton? by qeveren · · Score: 1

      If it's round and dark, it's a planet

      Or a very old stellar corpse of various kinds. :)

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    34. Re:What the pluton? by Andy+Somnifac · · Score: 1

      I wish I had a rebuttal to this. But the sad truth is, due to the current political-religious climate of the US, the United States is going to continue to be trounced in any academic and scientific field.

      Articles like the one yesterday about the appalling number of people who dismiss evolution seem to get filed out of my brain quickly, as it causes physical pain to think about such things. I would have hoped that in the 21st century, after 100 years of radical scientific and technological advancement, we would have moved beyond such things.

    35. Re:What the pluton? by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1
      Anyway, it seems that both Earth/Luna and Pluto/Charon are useful as counter-examples to naive definitions of "moon". With Earth/Luna, both have totally concave orbits wrt the sun (so they're a binary planet pair), but their barycenter is inside the Earth (so they're a planet/moon pair). Pluto/Charon reverse both of these criteria.

      Then insisting on both criteria for a double planet would leave us with our historical definitions for our solar system, but leave a firm definition in place for future discoveries.
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    36. Re:What the pluton? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      We are stardust
      We are golden
      We are billion
      year old carbon


      ???

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    37. Re:What the pluton? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Don't obey the ferryman

      ???

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    38. Re:What the pluton? by FrizzleFrylok · · Score: 1

      So much for "My Very Educated Mother Just Baked Us Nine Pies."

    39. Re:What the pluton? by The+Snowman · · Score: 1
      But it's all of little interest to actual astronomers, who need terms quite a bit more precise than "planet".

      I was always taught the simple method: Stars are big and on fire. Planets orbit stars. Moons orbit planets. Small balls of rock with tails that zip around are comets. Broken, jagged peices of rock are asteroids. Those definitions have worked well for me my entire life, especially given that I am not an astronomer.

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    40. Re:What the pluton? by cicadia · · Score: 1
      Really, now? The sun contains more than 99,8% of the mass in our solar system

      That's true, but the solar system is also really, really, wide. That fact that most of that 0.2% sits at a point some 1000 sun-radii away from the sun's centre is likely enough to pull the centre of mass just outside of the sun itself.

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    41. Re:What the pluton? by burndive · · Score: 1
      Where I (mentally) get stuck is the vectors are themselves dependent on the location of the center of mass, so you end up with a recursive function that's beyond my meager (and rusty) math skills.

      Not just you, but everyone else too, once you try to track mutual gravitiation on more than two bodies. It's called the N-body problem

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    42. Re:What the pluton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when was the sixth planet called Baturn?

    43. Re:What the pluton? by Tsen+Wrath · · Score: 0

      That's no moon. It's a space station.

    44. Re:What the pluton? by KiloByte · · Score: 1
      If the center of mass is outside both bodies, they propose calling it a double planet.
      So the Solar System is a double planet, cool.
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    45. Re:What the pluton? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but those definitions aren't too useful to astronomers. The main reason that "X orbits Y" isn't really a property of X, except that it implies that X is smaller than Y. Most of the useful terms describe properties of an object itself. There are uses for relationship terms like "orbits". But usually it's more useful to just define the relationship and then say that object X has relation R to object Y. There's relatively little value for a term that just means "X is in relation R to something that I'm not naming".

      This is why astronomers have preferred "planet" to mean something like "a body big enough to be spheroidal due to self-gravity". That's a property of the body itself. What it orbits isn't.

      By similar reasoning, saying "X is a moon" isn't very useful. "X is a moon of Y" is useful, but "X orbits Y" says the same thing, has two fewer syllables, and doesn't need a special term.

      Explained a different way: Most people would agree that Mercury and Earth are planets, while Luna and Titan are moons. But Mercury is more like Luna than it is like Earth, and Titan is more like Earth than it is like Luna. So in these cases, both the terms "planet" and "moon" give us a wrong classification.

      Not that these matter much. As astronomers have pointed out, they mostly say "body" and give detailed specs. The star/nonstar distinction is useful, but most other coarse classifications aren't. This whole thing is basically a media "dispute".

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    46. Re:What the pluton? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      That's true, but it's more fun to think that we're living on one of a pair of "binary" planets. ;-)

      And it seems like, if Mercury and Pluto are planets, Luna oughta be, too.

      For astronomical purposes, the suggestion that a qualifier is always needed is probably a good one. Terms like "planet" and "moon" are just too vague and fuzzy to be very useful in any technical discussion. Saying "airless planet" is a bit more precise, since it obviously excludes Earth and Mars, but it would be more useful if it included Luna and Ganymede. It's not obvious to me what the best phrase would be that includes Venus, Earth, Mars and Titan. "Planets with thin atmosphere" seems a bit wordy, but we'd want something that excludes Uranus and Neptune. Sci-fi afficionados might suggest "Earth-like planet", but since any Earth critter would die in minutes on Venus or Titan, that doesn't seem like a good phrase.

      Well, give the astronomers another 20 or 50 years, and maybe they'll decide. The decision might be that it's silly, and they should never discuss the issue in public.

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    47. Re:What the pluton? by FrizzleFrylok · · Score: 1

      Doh. I meant served. I suppose that weakened my case for maintaining that mnemonic device.

    48. Re:What the pluton? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I was always taught the simple method: Stars are big and on fire. Planets orbit stars. Moons orbit planets. Small balls of rock with tails that zip around are comets. Broken, jagged peices of rock are asteroids. Those definitions have worked well for me my entire life, especially given that I am not an astronomer.
      I find that hard to believe given the wide range of astronomical knowledge shown in your post.
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    49. Re:What the pluton? by Mikealot · · Score: 1

      not to mention that, as we are all taught the bohr model of the atom before orbitals are ever discussed, school often teaches us a simple way to look at things before the more difficult concepts are introduced.

  3. One issue by Kranfer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As I concurrently submitted this I had to put in my 2 cents... By the article here If you use the new definition proposed... there would be up to 53 known planets in this Star System... Quite a lot of them to remember. Also by the definition since Charon would be a planet... wouldn't the moon need to be its own planet? And the 9580723409875 moons of Staurn/Jupiter etc? I think this will go back to the drawing board eventually.

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    1. Re:One issue by goober · · Score: 5, Informative
      Also by the definition since Charon would be a planet... wouldn't the moon need to be its own planet?

      Charon differs from Luna because Pluto and Charon jointly orbit around a point outside either of their bodies, whereas Luna orbits a point inside the Earth. Pluto and Charon are therefore (currently) technically a twin planet system.

    2. Re:One issue by iezhy · · Score: 1

      no, there would be 8 planets and 45 plutons :)

    3. Re:One issue by Kryis · · Score: 2, Informative

      The full article states: A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape Perhaps the moons around saturn and jupiter dont have enough mass for this to happen without interactions from the planets they are orbiting.

    4. Re:One issue by grimJester · · Score: 1

      Only objects orbiting a star would be called planets. Charon doesn't orbit Pluto, they both orbit a point between them. In contrast, the Earth-Moon-system's center of gravity is inside Earth.

      Anyway, having 50+ planets makes remembering their names both difficult and pointless. I suspect the crowd that didn't want Pluto to be a planet came up with the plutoid classification to split it off form the eight "real" planets.

    5. Re:One issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some would say that the earth is our moon. We're the moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon. Which is the moon. Point is, we're at the center, not you. Our culture is advanced far beyond that you can possibly comprehend with one-hundred percent of your brain. Well for one thing the moon has one-third less gravity than your earth I don't know if you can understand that, but our vertical leap is beyond all measurement.

    6. Re:One issue by Kranfer · · Score: 1

      Yes it is inside Earth, they both wobble on their orbit because of it. I think the definition should include a minimal gravity constant... for instance if you jump on the surface and float off into space, how could that be a planet? Although I guess you cannot do that on Pluto, but if you provide enough force to a person you would break the gravity with little effort on it. I dunno, it will be interesting to see what comes out of this conference.

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    7. Re:One issue by mrak+and+swepe · · Score: 2, Informative

      My reading is that a pluton is also a planet, so that there would be 53 planets, of which 45 are plutons, and 8 aren't.

    8. Re:One issue by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Part of the definition is that a planet has sufficient gravity to make it into a round-ish shape. You can't jump off any body that has enough gravity to accomplish that.

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    9. Re:One issue by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The center of gravity between the Earth and Moon is inside Earth, true, but it's not at Earth's center... The moon is exceptionally large compared to the Earth, and affects Earth far more than if it were orbiting a gas giant.

      BTW, isn't the Earth gradually losing the moon? I think I remember reading that the Moon moves away from Earth a few inches a year.

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    10. Re:One issue by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Nope. The center of gravity of the Jupiter system lies within Jupiter. Therefore, they're moons despite the fact that some of them are quite large.

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    11. Re:One issue by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      It's all acadimic at the moment. The hardest part will be keeping up with the new planets added every few years, and teaching the school kids the paragraphs they'll need to memorize just to keep up with them all. They'll probably give up and issue planet charts like periodic tables.

      In a few centuries, when colonies settle on many of these rocks, things will change. When funding and settlement grants start flowing and depending on the classification of the particular piece of rock you are trying to settle on (or strip the resources off of), then the definitions of those classifications will begin to get very important, and there will be all kinds of political infighting on the definition of a planet.

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    12. Re:One issue by interiot · · Score: 1

      Do anybody know the scientific arguments for defining an object based primarily on what it orbits around, rather than only its own properties (fussion or no, gravity-rounded or no)? I understand the barycenter definition, but... does the position of the barycenter have major scientific relevance? Aren't there situations where a moon becomes a moon not because of shared formation histories, but because objects collided and happened to fall into a stable orbit?

    13. Re:One issue by KiloByte · · Score: 1
      Only objects orbiting a star would be called planets. Charon doesn't orbit Pluto, they both orbit a point between them. In contrast, the Earth-Moon-system's center of gravity is inside Earth.
      And the "planets" we know don't orbit a star, too. They orbit a point that lies between the star and a gas giant planet. The rest of is around 2/5 of Jupiter's mass, so it doesn't count that much.

      This way, there are 0 planets in the Solar System according to your definition.
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    14. Re:One issue by geobeck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But according to an article by Isaac Asimov (Just Mooning Around from Of Time and Space and Other Things), the Sun pulls the Moon twice as strongly as the Earth does, and the Moon's orbit, drawn to scale, is always concave toward the Sun, making a very convincing argument that the Earth and the Moon are a double planet system, even though their center of revolution is a thousand miles beneath the Earth's surface.

      If Charon is to be classified as a minor planet, the Moon should be too.

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    15. Re:One issue by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also by the definition since Charon would be a planet... wouldn't the moon need to be its own planet?

      The Moon should be considered a planet: Earth - Moon functions as a double planet (barycenter far removed from the center of mass of either one; orbits of either one around the Sun are significantly distorted by the other; impossible to understand the features and history of either without taking into account the tidal influence caused by the other).

      And the 9580723409875 moons of Staurn/Jupiter etc?

      None of the above logic applies to these other cases. These satellites have no significant effect on their primaries.

      I'm pretty sure that once it is generally recognized that the Earth - Moon is a double planet, we'll see some insights into plate tectonics and biological history that are currently out of scope.

    16. Re:One issue by mrxak · · Score: 1

      I think we should stop calling the Moon the Moon, and call it Luna. But it's still just a moon.

    17. Re:One issue by mrxak · · Score: 1

      Except Ceres isn't a pluton, it's not a Trans-Neptunian Object. Ceres is just a Dwarf Planet.

      But seriously, what's wrong with having 53 or more planets? It's not like we have to know them all. Learn the major 12, and the important moons (Io, Europa, Luna, etc.). If you don't know anything else about the solar system, so be it. Classifying 53 objects as planets doesn't really mean anything, except that we actually finally have a definition.

    18. Re:One issue by rezza · · Score: 1

      Ease of measurement, maybe? If you see some distant objects and can observe their orbits, you may be able to call them planets or whatever. But observing physical characteristics such as composition, roundness etc. may be a lot more difficult at range...

    19. Re:One issue by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The Moon should be considered a planet: Earth - Moon functions as a double planet (barycenter far removed from the center of mass of either one; orbits of either one around the Sun are significantly distorted by the other; impossible to understand the features and history of either without taking into account the tidal influence caused by the other).

      But the barycenter isn't located outside the Earth though?

      I disagree with most of their proposals, but I liked their binary planet idea.

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    20. Re:One issue by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      The barycenter for the Earth-Luna system is inside the earth, yes. But the Moon never falls away from the sun, its orbit about the sun being concave at all points along its path.

      It seems to me that latter criteria, rather than the location of the barycenter being within the radius of one of the bodies, should be a more important determining factor.

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    21. Re:One issue by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Or Artemis. Anything to promote chicks dancing nekkid under the sky.

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    22. Re:One issue by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I think, at one time, it orbited just a few inches above the surface of earth but moved very, very fast!

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    23. Re:One issue by BTWR · · Score: 1

      I actually hate the names "Luna" and "Sol." I prefer Sun (capital) and Moon (capital), which are distinct from "The moons of Mars" and "The Vega system's sun is a class 3 star."

    24. Re:One issue by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      But the barycenter isn't located outside the Earth though?

      That depends on what you mean by "outside". If the barycenter was located in the atmospheric envelope, would that be far enough "outside"?

      Currently the Earth - Moon barycenter is located far outside of the Earth's core, in the upper mantle. When the Full Moon is directly over your head, the barycenter is located about 1/3 of the distance between your feet and the center of the Earth. But that is only for a brief moment: relative to your feet, the barycenter is whizzing by underneath you at about 1,000 mph. I bet there's a little tectonic stress associated with that.

      And what if the barycenter is located "outside" at some future time, even though it isn't there now? The Moon is slowly spinning away from the Earth, so at some future point the barycenter will be "outside" the Earth no matter how "outside" is defined. Does it make sense to say that the Earth - Moon pair are going to become a double planet then, but are something else now?

    25. Re:One issue by Trogre · · Score: 1
      Does it make sense to say that the Earth - Moon pair are going to become a double planet then, but are something else now?

      Yes.

      The Moon is currently a moon of the earth because the Earth-Moon barycenter is inside the sphere defining the surface of the earth, ie it's small and close.

      If the Moon continues moving away from us it will eventually cease to be a moon and be a part of a double-planet (Earth and Moon), and will eventually become a single planet in its own right as it orbits the sun independently.

      Where is the problem?

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  4. Interesting solution by andrewman327 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is an interesting approach, though I am not sure why they even bother with the definition of planet anymore. Just consider Plutons as their own thing. I wonder if elementary students will now have to recite all 12 planets.


    Here are the three additions:
    *The asteroid Ceres, which is round, would be recast as a dwarf planet in the new scheme.
    *Pluto would remain a planet and its moon Charon would be reclassified as a planet. Both would be called "plutons," however, to distinguish them from the eight "classical" planets.
    *A far-out Pluto-sized object known as 2003 UB313 would also be called a pluton.

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    1. Re:Interesting solution by andrewman327 · · Score: 4, Funny
      The three bullet points in the parent are quoted from TFA. The cite was cut off, apologies.


      I hope there isn't life on 2003UB313 (which is very highly unlikely) because then we would have to talk about the 2003UB313ians and that would just be annoying.

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    2. Re:Interesting solution by fbjon · · Score: 1

      We can call them Plutoniums.

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    3. Re:Interesting solution by houghi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I for one will already welcome our 2003UB313ian overlords.

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    4. Re:Interesting solution by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Funny
      because then we would have to talk about the 2003UB313ians and that would just be annoying.

      I think they'd be called "Warrior Princesses".

    5. Re:Interesting solution by MasterDirk · · Score: 1

      This is a good thing for pupils all over the world. No need to recite a list of planets as they've a definition they can give. Recital is dead knowledge, anyway.

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    6. Re:Interesting solution by cam_macleod · · Score: 1

      >I am not sure why they even bother with the definition of planet anymore

      There has never been an official definition of planet in the past. I think having a reasonable definition is probably a better situation than no definition at all. It can be changed later, of course.

    7. Re:Interesting solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 2003UB313ian Russia, your joke might actually be funny.

    8. Re:Interesting solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do they run Linux????

    9. Re:Interesting solution by Mykid8yours · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now you can't remember it as "My very elegant mother just served us nine pies". It would instead be "My very elegant mother caught Jack singing us naughty pussy/coochie...2003UB"

  5. In another news... by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pluton politely asks media corporation not to use His name as a generic noun.

    1. Re:In another news... by angusmci · · Score: 1

      I'm disappointed to see that 'pluton.com' is already registered and has been since 1999. Someone was way ahead of the IAU. Of course it's being used as a link farm, which is an uninspired use for a domain that could be used to share essential information about plutons: where do they come from, what do they want, and how do they manage to stay so fetchingly slim and petite in a galaxy full of much more massive bodies?

  6. Sheesh by wanerious · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The way I teach it in my classes is that there are 4 inner planets, 4 outer planets, and a (large) set of Kuiper Belt objects, of which Pluto is one of the largest and closest members. Why do we need a planetary definition? Historically, any serious attempt to classify natural objects eventually runs into problems anyway, especially when our first attempt includes objects that obviously belong to a number of sub-classes, each of which contains a continuum of members.

    1. Re:Sheesh by plasmana · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We need a planetary definition so we can communicate efficiently. Why else do we need words. Try talking about your environment without classifications of natural objects:

      I bought my direct ancestral animated entities an animated entity with four appendages used for walking, one appendage for knocking down lamps, a soft covering that is white with black spots, which speaks in guttural exclamations which are just nonsensical to animated entities like myself.

      Instead of:

      I bought my kids a dog

      As our observations of our environment reveals new information. We must periodically change our definitions to attempt to make our abstractions best reflect reality.

    2. Re:Sheesh by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Although logic does not always enter into these decisions.
      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/14/pluto_face s_relegation

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    3. Re:Sheesh by mblase · · Score: 1

      Why do we need a planetary definition? Historically, any serious attempt to classify natural objects eventually runs into problems anyway

      Because that's what science does. You develop a set of definitions that classifies things into the most convenient groups, so that you know certain things about them by their membership. Used to be an animal was any form of life that didn't grow in the soil. Then we found out that some microbes photosynthesize like plants, sponges eat like animals, and fungi do neither. So a new system was developed which conveys more information.

      I find adding three planets this way a bit confusing, just because I'm in the habit of singing "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" when I need to remember the planets in order. But let's face it, the new definition makes sense. If it's big, round, and doesn't orbit another planet, it should be called a planet. The fact that Pluto and Charon orbit each other is a nuisance, but Charon never really made sense as a moon anyway.

    4. Re:Sheesh by aonaran · · Score: 1

      Actually the way you phrased that "direct ancestral animated enities" it sounds more like you bought your parents a dog. wouldn't children be direct decendant animated entities??

    5. Re:Sheesh by plasmana · · Score: 1

      um, what he said.

  7. Why? by DarkNemesis618 · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Wouldn't it simply be easier just to have the nine
    Mercury
    Venus
    Earth
    Mars
    Jupiter
    Saturn
    Uranus
    Neptune
    Pluto

    I mean its been that way for years...just classify those other things as whatever you want to call them.

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    1. Re:Why? by ten000hzlegend · · Score: 1

      Exactly, redefine the 9 current planets as the Classical Planets and the rest according to size, easy peasy, no redefining asteroids and small distant moons orbiting a small distant rock

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because there are two armed camps on whether Pluto is a planet or not. (Who knew that it was such a debated topic)

      The IAU was asked to define a planet some time back, and this response is the best wishy-washy, lets not annoy anyone answer that they could come up with. Funny thing is, it doesn't resolve anything, just makes things more confusing.

    3. Re:Why? by Lorenzarius · · Score: 1

      I concur, why not just leave the word "planet" as a historical and cultural term. Now they are trying to create a scientific definition for it and all people are like "omg new planets!!11!"...

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's been that way only since Tombaugh found Pluto in 1930.
      And before, Ceres Pallas and Vesta have all been considered as planets until it was clear that they were part of something else : the Asteroid Belt.

      Here I'd say stay with the same logic and consider Pluto as an asteroid.

    5. Re:Why? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...just classify those other things as whatever you want to call them.

      I'm still holding out for "Big Ass Round Things." The acronym is a bit troubling though and I don't think calling them BARTons will help.

      KFG

    6. Re:Why? by Adhemar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I completely disagree with that the current system is better, but I don't see why your question merits the moderation (-1, Troll).

      It's completely unsatisfactory to talk about "planets" when we don't know what is meant by a planet. Simply enumerating the ones in our solar system makes it very clear for our system, as we did so far, gives clarity for our solar system: the nine ones are planets, all others aren't. It doesn't state a reason. If asked why Pluto is a planet, and the very similar 2003 UB313 ("Xena") isn't, all we can say is: "historical reasons" or "convention".

      When describing other solar systems, it is very normal to describe celestial bodies which are similar to the planets of our solar system, as "planets". But when is a body sufficiently like a planet of our own, to merit this description?

      Really, it was high time we got a workable definition. Anything. Anything is better than an enumeration.

      So, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) currently holds a highly-anticipated conference on the definition in Prague. It started last Monday, and a final decision is expected by next Thursday August 24, 2006.

      The current proposal is:

      A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (b) is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet.

      It has the added benefit that the minimum size (to exclude most Kuiper belt objects etc.) is not an arbitrary number, but a physical condition. The shape of objects with mass above 5 × 10^20 kg and diameter greater than 800 km would normally be determined by self-gravity. In borderline cases, we now must observe the roundness.

      The pluton definition does have an arbitrary figure in its proposed definition: orbits around a star that takes longer than 200 years to complete.

    7. Re:Why? by f97tosc · · Score: 1

      Because, for astronomers it would be very useful to have a definition of the word "planet". If you make simulations of the early solar system or observe other stars, it is rather convenient if everybody knows what you mean when you say that there is (or isn't) a planet. The problem is that there is no reasonable definition that results in the original nine, and no others, being planets. Tor

    8. Re:Why? by laparel · · Score: 1

      My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies.
      I use this mnemonic my science teacher taught me everytime I want to recall the nine planets of our system.

      Anyways, will this proposal (if it gets accepted) be final? Though I know nothing lasts forever, it would be great to know that if we are to change the model that atleast our definitions and classifiactions are well defined - that further changes would be unlikely since this just seems to be an arbitrary issue.

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    9. Re:Why? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      I mean its been that way for years...just classify those other things as whatever you want to call them.

      Because science isn't beholden to tradition. Religion, sure; legislation, yeah; but not science. There's no scientific reason why the original nine planets should have a separate designation from all other planets.
    10. Re:Why? by JATMON · · Score: 1

      Why are people so afraid of change? Where would we be if everyone had the "Why change, It has been that way for years" attitude.

    11. Re:Why? by mencial · · Score: 1

      The Classical Planets are already defined. They are the ones that were known from ancient times: Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn.

    12. Re:Why? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If that is the case, then we should ask our alien overlords to tell us how much planets we really have.

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    13. Re:Why? by DarkNemesis618 · · Score: 1

      Rethinking about it, I guess I was a little closed minded. I still think if you refer to the "classic planets" pluto should be included, but scientifically, I guess not.

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  8. Next on IAU's todo list: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scientists will try to define the word "beautiful".

  9. WTF??? by taff^2 · · Score: 1
    How can Charon be a planet?

    From the Article:


    "A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (b) is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet."


    I though Charon was a moon of Pluto
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    1. Re:WTF??? by blockhouse · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when I first read this, I thought it was a typo and they meant Chiron, a large asteroid with an orbit between Saturn and Uranus. It seems to fit the requirements better than Charon, though with a mass of 3 x 10^18 kg and a diameter of approximately 135 km, it might be a bit small for the gravity requirement.

    2. Re:WTF??? by taff^2 · · Score: 1
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  10. Yikes. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somewhere, Space Fonzie is jumping over an Astro-Shark.

  11. Rocheworld by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So how would this definition handle a Rocheworld, like in the book by that name by Robert L. Forward?

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    1. Re:Rocheworld by Agripa · · Score: 2, Informative

      In short, it does not but only because Rocheworld is an extreme case.

      They use the term sphere in the definition but that is the ideal where the planet is not influenced by outside gravitational force. Even the moon distorts the earth into a non spherical shape although it is cyclic since the earth is not tidally locked to the moon. The Rocheworld was tidally locked and the shape followed (please excuse me if I get the term wrong) an equalpotential curve of the graviational force which imo is what they really mean by sphere in the definition.

    2. Re:Rocheworld by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1

      You're right, a Rocheworld would be an extreme case, but that's half the fun of arguing definitions. To a lot of folks, it's sort of a game. I was thinking more about whether they're two planets, as the point they orbit about is inside one of them!

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    3. Re:Rocheworld by Agripa · · Score: 1

      You're right, a Rocheworld would be an extreme case, but that's half the fun of arguing definitions.

      Which was why I argued it. :) Since none of the planets using their definition are true spheres in the geometric sense, their use of sphere must mean something else.

      I was thinking more about whether they're two planets, as the point they orbit about is inside one of them!

      It is? I remember them being tidally locked, very close in mass, and physically close enough that you could travel from one to the other through their combined atmosphere. I though the point they orbited was almost exactly between them.

    4. Re:Rocheworld by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Atmospheres are part of a planet, aren't they? If their atmospheres (or oceans) are covering the center of mass, then it's within the planet/planets.

      The more I think about it, the more I think they might well be considered one planet, anyway. Given some time, they certainly will be! A Rocheworld would not be stable long (galactically speaking).

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    5. Re:Rocheworld by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Atmospheres are part of a planet, aren't they? If their atmospheres (or oceans) are covering the center of mass, then it's within the planet/planets.

      That had not occurred to me. Except in the case of a gas giant where the outer fluid is a significant fraction of the planet's mass, I would not have considered the atmosphere when determining where the barycenter is because you could end up with a situation where with two otherwise identical double planets one meets the definition and another does not just because of the difference in having an atmosphere which is contributing almost nothing. At what depth does Jupiter's atmospere become liquid? That might be a more appropriate surface to compare the barycenter to.

      The more I think about it, the more I think they might well be considered one planet, anyway. Given some time, they certainly will be!

      I am not so sure about that. Since the planets are already tidally locked to each other they only have to deal with tides caused by their primary which are much smaller. They will radiate gravitational energy but because of their relatively low mass, I doubt it will be significant. If they were not tidally locked, then they would move apart until they were or they became seperated like the Earth's moon currently is doing.

  12. I like this defintion by 9x320 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Planet: A celestial object orbiting a star that is massive enough for its own gravity to warp itself into a nearly round, spherical shape. A planet may not be massive enough to initiate thermonuclear fusion. In order for a pair of celestial objects to be considered a double planet, in addition to meeting the forementioned criteria, the barycenter of both objects must be located above their surfaces. Planetary systems orbit a barycenter, or their center of mass. Usually that center of mass is located at the center of the planet, but in the case of Pluto, the gravity of its "moons" pull the barycenter above the surface. As a result, Pluto is perpetually orbiting the center of mass of the planetary system, as illustrated in a chart located in the Wikipedia article. This is why Charon and Pluto are being considered double planets. I think that's the best set of criteria that can be offered. Why is the idea of over 50 planets so abhorent? Why must size and the number of planets be decided arbitrarily? We might as well use Isaac Asimov's mesoplanet suggestion, in which all objects with radii between Ceres and Mercury are mesoplanets, if this is how it is to be decided.

    1. Re:I like this defintion by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Why is the idea of over 50 planets so abhorent?

      Because then we have to think of a 50 word mnemonic, and teach it to children!!

    2. Re:I like this defintion by anshil · · Score: 1

      Planet: A celestial object orbiting a star that is massive enough for its own gravity...

      While that massive object orbiting a star to classify as "planet" has addidionally to be:
      * not a star itself
      * not a black hole

      However I'll stick to "my" usual definition: A planet is any non lucent object that orbits a star, where the object has at least the mass of mercur except it's called pluto.

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    3. Re:I like this defintion by anshil · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Why is the idea of over 50 planets so abhorent?"

      Think of the complexity of the new astrology that would be needed to cater for 50 planets that then influence our fortunes, I would like my destiny be determined by just 9 planets...

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    4. Re:I like this defintion by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why is the idea of over 50 planets so abhorent?

      The short answer is that popular science (of the general public variety) is conservative and very slow to accept change. Something as radical as "Throw out everything you learned about 'the planets' in grade school, you ignorant hayseed!" is going to be met with popular resistance (not to mention resistance from grade school teachers who are all-too-often loathe to learn ANYTHING new). Anything that adds MORE complexity to science for people who can barely grasp even the BASIC principles they've already been given is not going to be greeted with "YEA! What a great opportunity to learn more!" in many places outside of /. and similar forums.

      Hell, I live in a country that's still getting used to the idea of "evolution" almost 150 years later.

      -Eric

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    5. Re:I like this defintion by 9x320 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are already 88 constellations with arbitrary, zigzagging boundaries between them used by the International Astronomical Union for classifying stars. Considering that two methods of naming stars uses the genitive Latin form of that constellation's name, the Latin genitive form must be memorized as well.

      The best method of memorization for me was to construct a table with the constellation name in one column and the Latin genitive form in the other. Considering this, if there were 53 planets, for the purposes of memorization, I would create a table with their names in the first column, their adjectival names (i.e. Jovian moon) in one column, and the Greek root for the planet in the third. For example, the study of Jupiter is called zenology, as opposed to geology, from Greek's Zeus.

      Though you may not hear the word zenology used much now, as maps of Mars become more and more detailed everytime a new satellite is sent there, the field of areography becomes more advanced. There's even an entire Wikipedia article discussing it already. I suspect science's understanding of zenology will rise greatly by the time the Juno mission is completed.

      Also, if the number of planets rises into the hundreds, then there'll still be no point in knowing their names except for the most classic original eight or nine. They'll still be there. Who actually bothers to have the names of all other planets' moons memorized?

    6. Re:I like this defintion by YA_Python_dev · · Score: 1
      Why is the idea of over 50 planets so abhorent?

      I have nothing against that, but IMVHO they are choosing the wrong criteria: mass (see: a list of Solar system objects by mass) is usually more difficult to determine than size (see: a list of Solar system objects by radius), and the definition of the minimum mass:

      sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape

      seems too fuzzy to me. Why not simply choose anything with a radius bigger than 1000 km so both Pluto and Xena (aka 2003 UB313) would fall into the definition anyway?

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    7. Re:I like this defintion by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Think of the complexity of the new astrology that would be needed to cater for 50 planets that then influence our fortunes, I would like my destiny be determined by just 9 planets...

      I think it would explain a whole lot about my life though, if it turns out it's controlled by 50 planets instead of 9...

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    8. Re:I like this defintion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Astrologers already use far more than 50 planets and planet-like objects, including all the currently-proposed "new planets".

    9. Re:I like this defintion by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I live in a country that's still getting used to the idea of "evolution" almost 150 years later.

      And rejecting it. :-\

    10. Re:I like this defintion by CoryDambach · · Score: 1

      I think the issue should not be what constitutes a planet, but what constitutes a threat to an interplanetary exploration vehicle. What does it matter how many planets there are if we aren't out among them? We have shed the role of space explorer and now cling to naming the skies from afar, what a dissappointment.

      NASA is underfunded, Wouldn't we all like some new heroes?

    11. Re:I like this defintion by plunge · · Score: 1

      What the heck difference does it make though? It's not like science is a democracy. No one is going to get voted out of anything because of bunch of second graders are angry that their favorite planet has been demoted: they can't even vote in the first place even if there was some sort of planet election!

      The new system is a confusing and hacknyed way to avoid a completely non-threatening threat. What are people going to do: boycott the universe?

    12. Re:I like this defintion by jd · · Score: 1
      It's too generic. I prefer many labels which are narrowly defined, where a label instantly implies certain characteristics that will always be true that lie beyond the definition. In other words, a definition should be functional. I have no objection to aesthetic or poetic adjectives and feel that's a good place for the human side of such analysis. (Inner planet is boooring and tells you little - particularly as it may not even have a meaning for some systems, so use terms that tell you something that MIGHT actually be meaningful elsewhere!)


      I also believe that as systems are heirarchical by nature (X forms from Y, Y forms from Z, M orbits N, and so on) that some adjectives should also be functional and that inheritance should be defined in terms of the inheritance of one or more adjectives as a fundamental property of the resultant object. That way, if you have a known, identifiable object, you can infer something about the environment in which it exists and in which it originated.


      This ability to store information in a classification is no different from what we already do in other sciences. In chemistry, the Periodic Table classifies elements and from that classification we can infer a lot of the properties of that element and its abundance in the Universe. In biology, the old Latin classification by appearance has been partially replaced by classification by genetics or structure.


      Science is abandoning the surface in favour of a deeper understanding of how things are, how they came to be and how they interact. How, not hue, is the guiding light. I believe that any meaningful definition of planet that can be sustained over time must follow suit.

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    13. Re:I like this defintion by radtea · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Planet: A celestial object orbiting a star that is massive enough for its own gravity to warp itself into a nearly round, spherical shape...

      The question is, why use the word "planet" for this class of bodies, when the definition is completely unrelated to the classical term?

      Historically, a "planet" was a body that had three unrelated properties:

      1) It orbits the Sun
      2) It is far enough from the Earth to not show a disc and not have any visible moons
      3) It is large enough to be visible from the Earth without too much trouble

      These are the things that were called planets up until recently. With the invention of the telescope we got a couple of new ones, but apart from Pluto they were so similar to the other gas giants in the outer solar system as to be obviously classifiable in the same way.

      But these properties have no interest to the scientific community, which is more interested in planetary formation and current planetary physics than how far things are from Earth. If any planet had had a visible moon or was close enough to show a visible disk for part of the year, for example, we might not have arrived at the concept of "planet" in the first place, but come up with some other sort of classification scheme for celistial bodies.

      As such, "planet" is an arbitrary historical term that has as much place in the scientific lexicon as phlogiston or caloric.

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    14. Re:I like this defintion by christurkel · · Score: 1

      The only thing I don't like about this new definition is the inclusion of Ceres. I think an added criteria should be "And has cleared its orbit of debris left over from it's formation" which would rule out Ceres and other objects in the astroid belt.

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    15. Re:I like this defintion by kaidadragonfly · · Score: 1

      In astrology I believe they go by the literal definition of planet (in I think Greek) which means "wandering star". So basically, if it looks like a point in the sky, and it moves against the background, astrologers consider it a "planet" for the purposes of their predictions.

    16. Re:I like this defintion by RedBear · · Score: 1

      Why is the idea of over 50 planets so abhorent?

      Just think of all the extra stars we'll have to put on the flag.

    17. Re:I like this defintion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1000 km is arbitrary. Roundish is not.

    18. Re:I like this defintion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As well as Jupiter...google for Trojan asteroids.

  13. The problem with 'plutons' by Stavr0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's already how Pluto is spelled in French. I guess we could refer to small-p plutons for Pluto, Charon and Kuyper objects. And of course 'Pluton', being the eponymous pluton.

    1. Re:The problem with 'plutons' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect that the adjective "plutonien" will be used in French. And the planet Pluton will be one of these plutioniens. Or will it be plutonniens with a double n? Or plutonique? Or plus-tonique? We will see...

  14. The rhythm and blues number by Chrax · · Score: 1

    "Remember the one where I petition the Almighty for three more planets? That one."

    -- Meat Puppets (Classic Puppets - 23. Meltdown)

  15. Charon does not orbit Pluto. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Charon doesn't actually orbit Pluto. It just remains "behind" Pluto, relative to the sun, over the course of its (and Pluto's) orbit around the sun.

    Since Charon doesn't orbit around Pluto, but instead has an orbit just slightly larger than that of Pluto around the sun, it can't really be called a satellite of Pluto's. As such, it satisfies both criteria you listed.

    1. Re:Charon does not orbit Pluto. by onemorechip · · Score: 1
      Since Charon doesn't orbit around Pluto, but instead has an orbit just slightly larger than that of Pluto around the sun


      They orbit each other, or rather a common point between them. The type of path you describe would not be stable.

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  16. Let's Vote by BigBunny · · Score: 1

    Maybe there should be a show like "American Idol" to decide "who" gets to be a planet.

    BB

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  17. I don't care what they are named.... by lbmouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....what do they smell like?

    Fry: Did you build the Smellescope?
    Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.
    [Fry sniffs.]
    Fry: Smells like strawberries.
    Farnsworth: Exactly! And now Saturn.
    [Fry sniffs.]
    Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
    [Fry laughs.]
    Leela: I don't get it.
    Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
    Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
    Farnsworth: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

    1. Re:I don't care what they are named.... by Loquax · · Score: 1

      HA..HA! One of the best jokes ever by anyone on TV! I think we ought to nominate Urectum, Urass, and Urmomma as the three names for these planets in order to provide the next several generations of 6th grade boys with comedy material . Maybe we could even sneak Urethra in there somewhere...

    2. Re:I don't care what they are named.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Nothing will ever top the adaptability of "Uranus," because it can not only work in "Your anus" jokes, but also in "You're an ass" jokes. It's the perfect planet name for middle-school kids!

      -Eric

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    3. Re:I don't care what they are named.... by Andy_R · · Score: 3, Funny

      This joke appeared on he UK tv show "Spitting Image" in the late 1980s, around the time the astronomical community was actually trying to get us to pronounce it 'ooranus' as opposed you 'your-anus'.

      A newscaster (Sir Alistair Campbell if memory serves me correctly) was shown announcing the name change to "boo-mo-lay', followed after a second or so by a picture of the planet, captioned "Bumhole".

      I laughed a lot... but in my defence I was about 13 years old at the time.

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    4. Re:I don't care what they are named.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I prefer the trek spoof episode where the ensign announced:
      "Captain! Uranus is surrouned by Klingons!" ;-)

    5. Re:I don't care what they are named.... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      in the late 1980s, around the time the astronomical community was actually trying to get us to pronounce it 'ooranus' as opposed you 'your-anus'.

      Huh, I've wondered for a long time where that pronunciation came from. FWIW it's not unjustified: the name of the titan in Greek myth (Ouranos) is indeed pronounced more like "OOranus" than "yourANus".

    6. Re:I don't care what they are named.... by drew · · Score: 1

      According to my sister-in-law, who is a first grade teacher, the pronunciation that they are teaching now is closer to urine-us.

      Of course, no one would ever make any jokes about THAT name...

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  18. Contents Influence Planet Designation? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
    The definition is useful. Yes, it may result in an absurd number of "planets" in the solar system, but that's not the scientists' problem.

    That's not to say the definition might not have problems. Using this definition, would ice worlds be more likely to achieve "planet" designation than rock worlds because their components soften and deform at a higher temperature?

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    1. Re:Contents Influence Planet Designation? by plasmana · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a basis for future sub-classification when the number of planets in the solar system becomes absurd.

    2. Re:Contents Influence Planet Designation? by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      There is also a minimum mass requirement.

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  19. confusing proposal by purplelocust · · Score: 1
    Mike Brown makes some excellent points in the linked article- that this proposal is a mess. Having both Pluto and Charon be considered planets because they orbit a point (their barycenter) which is outside of either of them ("double planet") is a complete distraction, to my mind. He had an interesting summary of the issue here, handicapping possible IAU decisions but didn't predict this one:

    A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (b) is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet.

    Presumably, a satellite of a planet must have its orbit's barycenter lie within the interior of a planet to count as a satellite, which seems somewhat arbitrary. As is pointed out, Pluto and Charon would be planets, a double planet and "plutons" under these definition, though "pluton" will not have an actual formal definition. I think the committee, which had already been disbanded once for not coming up with a workable definition, decided to attempt too much and also address the double planet issue which they've muddled. So I suspect in the IAU vote either this will not pass or it will pass on the votes of the non-solar-system astronomers, who may be sick of all the attention this issue has raised.

  20. new mnemonic phrase by stormi · · Score: 1

    If we keep adding planets we'll need a new mnemonic phrase for the kids at school to learn our solar system. Any suggestions?

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    1. Re:new mnemonic phrase by Kieranties · · Score: 0

      My Very Easy Method Can't Just Speed Up Naming Planets Called 2003 UB313£$%£53476^&%^$£"%£5:@:{}£{$"

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    2. Re:new mnemonic phrase by Zenaku · · Score: 1
      My Very Educated Mother Can't Just Serve Us Nine Pizzas -- Crap!

      Of course, we'll have to tack on some more when 2003UB313 gets a real name.

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    3. Re:new mnemonic phrase by andphi · · Score: 1
      foreach (@planetoids) {
      print "There are $#planetoids planets. $_ is a planet, too!\n";
      }
      print "There are actually $#planetoids + 1 planets. God counts from zero.\n";
    4. Re:new mnemonic phrase by jchennav · · Score: 1

      My Very Educated Mother Could Just Serve Us Nine Philly Cheesesteaks. Not a very healthy alternative...

  21. The actual definition by Daetrin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the article: "A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (b) is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet."

    I guess the center of rotation of the Pluto-Charon system is actually above the surface of Pluto, making it a double-planet system? So far so good.

    The bit about plutons and dwarf planets is a _lot_ less clear however.

    "The IAU proposal suggests (but does not require) that these be called dwarf planets. Pluto could also be considered a dwarf, which the IAU recommends as an informal label.

    So to recap: Pluto would be a planet and a pluton and also a dwarf."

    So we've gone from the term planet being an indistinct label that we apply to whatever we happen to think deserves it to it being an exact definiton, but added _two_ new indistinct labels that we apply to whatever we happen to think deserves it. To me this doesn't seem like a great deal of improvement.

    At least i'm not the only one who thinks this is a bit foobared:

    "Boss was bothered by the lack of definitiveness on this and other points.

    Boss, along with Stern, was on an IAU committee of astronomers that failed to agree on a definition. After a year, the IAU disbanded that committee and formed the new one, which included the author Dava Sobel in an effort to bring new ideas to the process.

    Boss called their proposal "creative" and "detailed" but said it does not hang together as a cohesive argument."

    I think whatever definition they finally settle on should be a usefull one once we actually start traveling between solar systems (wishfull thinking.) If we were just coming across the Sol system for the first time we would probably be concerned about the 8 major planets as places for potential habitation, convenient gravity wells and sources of resources. We might care about Pluto and Charon, but i doubt it would be for any practical purpose. We almost certainly wouldn't care about the 20-50 other planets this new definition would add other than as a curiosity.

    I'm not sure if there's an easy way to clearly differentiate between the two, but there really ought to be at least two clearly distinct categories, "major planets" and "minor planets" or "planets" and "planetoids" or "dwarf planets."

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    1. Re:The actual definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      foobared

      WTF? It's FUBAR! Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Do you also say "for all intensive purposes?" I bet you do.

    2. Re:The actual definition by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      WTF? It's FUBAR! Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Do you also say "for all intensive purposes?" I bet you do.

      I'm a programmer. I'm also very silly. So although i'm aware of the original acronym and what it stands for, for all intents and purposes the two terms are interchangeable for that meaning in my vernacular.

      (By the way, you bet incorrectly.)

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  22. Kinda how I expected it to turn out by hattig · · Score: 1

    Although I thought they'd avoid the issue of Ceres instead of granting it planetary status of any sort.

    What about all the other KB objects that are roughly spherical under their own gravity. Are they all going to be called Plutons?

    I'm surprised at Charon too, I understand that the centre of gravity of the two is outside either of their masses, but Charon is more of an orbiting hunk of ice and dust and crap than a planet - on its own it'd be very ignorable.

    1. Re:Kinda how I expected it to turn out by Sique · · Score: 1
      I'm surprised at Charon too, I understand that the centre of gravity of the two is outside either of their masses, but Charon is more of an orbiting hunk of ice and dust and crap than a planet - on its own it'd be very ignorable.


      But also is Pluto. Mainly snow mixed with dirt. Same as Ganymedes, Io, Titan and the other large Saturn and Jupiter moons.
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    2. Re:Kinda how I expected it to turn out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but Charon is a crappy snowball compared to Pluto's/Ganymede's/etc nice round snowman. Hence it'd be ignored on its own.

  23. What would it mean for the Astrologists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe now the predictions will improve the next level.

    1. Re:What would it mean for the Astrologists by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I don't see any mention of Rupert.

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    2. Re:What would it mean for the Astrologists by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      The astrologers are very happy about it. See here for example.

      But they're failing to use my own much more reliable form of astronomy. They say that discovery of a new planet is always associated with new technology. I claim that finding of a new planet is always associated with new discoveries in the field of astronomy.

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  24. That's no moon by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's a b... I mean, it's actually part of a double-planet system, orbiting around a common point in space (unlike all other moons in our solar system). And Ceres is an asteroid with a name, thank you very much.

    In answer to your second question, since August 24, if the vote passes.

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    1. Re:That's no moon by john83 · · Score: 3, Informative

      All two body systems orbit a common point. If you cleared all the other gunk out of the solar system, the earth and the sun would orbit a common point. It would just happen to be very, very deep in the sun because of the disparity of mass. I don't see your argument there, unless you're saying that the common point is outside Pluto and that this isn't true of other systems.

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    2. Re:That's no moon by isorox · · Score: 5, Informative

      unless you're saying that the common point is outside Pluto and that this isn't true of other systems.

      That's exactly what he's saying

    3. Re:That's no moon by mrxak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look at these animations. Second from the left is Pluto and Charon. That's why they're both planets. The definition being proposed is rather elegant, I think. It leaves it up to gravity to determine what a planet is, and catches special cases like Pluto and Ceres rather nicely too. You have your 8 classical planets in nice orbits, you have your N plutons in crazy orbits, and you have your really small dwarf planets like Ceres that never quite made it.

    4. Re:That's no moon by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought Earth+Moon was also considered a "binary planet" thing, due to the rather extraordinary size of the Moon (for a satellite).

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    5. Re:That's no moon by SpryGuy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, it's more due to the fact that in its orbit around the earth and around the sun, the moon is NEVER falling AWAY from the Sun. It always falls towards it.

      It seems to me that might be a useful definition to consider... and it would make more sense for the Moon to also be classified as a planet, than for Charon (for example) to be classified as a planet while the moon (many times larger) isn't.

      Frankly, though, I think the whole thing is a mess. Pluto, Charon, Quoar, Xena, and all the rest, are Kuiper Belt Objects, just like Ceres is an asteroid. In particular, Pluto, Charon, Quoar, Xena, and the others KBOs are all in highly elliptical orbits, outside the plane of the ecliptic. Why can't the definition of a planet include the plane of the ecliptic? We'd have 8 planets, and then a mess of KBOs.

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    6. Re:That's no moon by dastrike · · Score: 2, Informative

      While there is no absolutely firm definition of what constitutes a double planet (binary planet), one of the fairly widely accepted criteria is that the barycentre (the common point around which both of the objects orbit around) lies above the surface of both of the objects. This is not the case in the Earth-Moon system, where the barycentre lies roughly 1,700 km beneath the surface of Earth. In the case of Pluto-Charon, the barycentre is clearly above the surface of Pluto, so both Pluto and Charon orbit around a common point in space.

      But if we apply this same principle to define a double star, the Sun-Jupiter system would qualify as the barycentre of them is actually above the surface of the Sun.

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    7. Re:That's no moon by Deadbolt · · Score: 1

      Except that Jupiter isn't a star.

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    8. Re:That's no moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Jupiter isn't a star.

      Yet. Once we're done with planets, we're redefining "star" to include the Sun, Jupiter, Venus and the third from smallest asteroid.

    9. Re:That's no moon by Sku-Lad · · Score: 1
      Why can't the definition of a planet include the plane of the ecliptic? We'd have 8 planets, and then a mess of KBOs.

      The definition needs to apply to all star and planetary systems, not just our own solar system. Using the plane of orbit wouldn't be appropriate in every system.

    10. Re:That's no moon by Chapter80 · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the link. I'm confused, though. You say that Second from the Left is Pluto and Charon. I think you mean this animation. But the caption under the 5th image (zoomed here) says that it's a diagram of the Pluto-Charon system. (I should mention that my references to "2nd" and "5th" and "the caption" are talking about the link that you provided.)

      Could Wikipedia be wrong?!??!!

      The Pluto page has a diagram which is more like the 2nd one - indicating that you are correct, and the caption is wrong. I'd like to change Wikipedia, but I don't know enough about the subject matter.

    11. Re:That's no moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think, if a test of planet status is that the object must revolve around the sun, that Pluto/Charon should be treated as a single 'binary' planet system, rather than two individual planets.

      If the Wikipedia animation is any indication, Pluto and Charon revolve around a common point in space, as this collective system revolves around the sun.

    12. Re:That's no moon by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Do we know that?

      Woudln't an object orbiting outside the plane of the ecliptic for a given star be far more likely to be something 'captured' than a fundamental result of the star's creation, acreting out of the same disc of gas?

      It seems to me that unless and until we find a system where it's clear a definition invovling the plane of the ecliptic fails, it's likely to be 'good enough' and more importantly clear and clean enough, such that we don't suddenly have to consider that we have two or ten dozen planets in this system.

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  25. Thats no moon... by The+Creator · · Score: 4, Informative

    (Nor a space station)

    It's not orbiting Pluto, but instead a point between itself and Pluto. If the mass of Pluto was higher, so that their common center of gravity was inside pluto, then Chauron whould indeed be a moon.

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  26. Planetary Categories by Rob+Carr · · Score: 3, Informative
    New Scientist has the complete set of proposed categories for planets:
    • Planet: A round thing orbiting a star. More precisely, according to the draft definition: "A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (b) is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet."
    • Pluton: A planet orbiting beyond Neptune, taking more than 200 Earth years to circle the Sun. So far, it would include Pluto; Pluto's former moon, Charon; and "Xena" (2003 UB313).
    • Satellite: Anything orbiting a planet, as long as the mutual centre of gravity does not fall outside the planet. Includes several bodies much larger than many planets, such as Jupiter's moon Ganymede (diameter: 5262 kilometres).
    • Small solar system body: Anything orbiting the Sun that's not a planet or a satellite. Most asteroids and comets would be SSSBs. Currently called minor planets.
    Unofficial categories of planet:
    • Dwarf planet: A planet smaller than Mercury (diameter: 4879 kilometres), which is the smallest uncontested planet. Would include the former asteroid Ceres; Pluto; Charon; and Xena.
    • Giant planet: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune.
    • Classical planet: The four giant planets plus the familiar four rocky, terrestrial planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars.
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    1. Re:Planetary Categories by SlashingDots · · Score: 1

      >Pluton: A planet orbiting beyond Neptune, taking more than 200 Earth years to circle the Sun. So far, it would include Pluto; Pluto's former moon, Charon; and "Xena" (2003 UB313).

      The problem with this definition is that it is not applicable in solar systems outside our own. Once we get better at finding planets(or whatever) orbiting other suns the definitions are going to get messy again.

    2. Re:Planetary Categories by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I wish there was more details than this though, because with that information, all asteroids are planets.

      And what's with Plutons being beyond Neptune? So our star system is the only one in the universe to ever have plutons? Interesting...

      Not to mention the arbitrary planet categories. What's a giant planet per definition? :-p

      I hope they aren't being as unscientific as that, because then we'll never know what to call barely any celestial bodies in the universe orbiting stars.

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    3. Re:Planetary Categories by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      all asteroids are planets.

      Sorry, I mean of course, all large enough asteroids to be "rounded". E.g. asteroid Vesta would be classified as a planet too then?

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    4. Re:Planetary Categories by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      How round is round enough? Good question! BTFOOM. (Beats The Frack Out Of Me)

      Here's the IAU web site draft definitions. Check out the artwork, including one "potato," 203 EL61.

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  27. The good side by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's see the good side of things, maybe Ceres with its new status will gain some more interest, *maybe* even enough for it to have the honour to be probed by us. Would surprise me a bit tho.

    Edit : seems that there's already a probe destinated to Ceres (among others) nammed Dawn

    Edit #2 : yeah I know, you can't actually edit your posts

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  28. new joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yo' momma's so fat, the IAU had to convene to discuss her planetary status!

  29. Why not set G=1 m/s^2 as the planet cutoff point? by dtolman · · Score: 1

    Planets are a fairly arbitrary categorization by us anyway - why not just use some nice round number - like 1 Meter per second per second of Gravity as an arbitrary cutoff between planets and minor planets?

  30. I would have hoped our solar system went to 11 by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Plus there's already something called a pluton made of rock - it's a 'floater' in that solidifies before the rest of the molten rock.

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    1. Re:I would have hoped our solar system went to 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do these objects orbit Uranus?

  31. Backwards view of the situation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does your quaint little ditty hold if we decide to reclassify the stinkhorn under the genus rosa? I think not.

    1. Re:Backwards view of the situation... by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      Wait, so it looks like a penis AND it's stinky?

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    2. Re:Backwards view of the situation... by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Of course it would. What kind of moronic question is that? How sweet it smells wouldn't change just because it is grouped in with different things.

  32. proof humans are short-sighted by Madman · · Score: 1

    I find sad that the spectacularly successful Apollo program that America spent so much money on was treated with such disrespect. It went from operational to museum in such a short time that all the knowledge of it was completely buried. What a waste that so little of it was passed to the younger generation of nasa engineers that now they're resorting to raiding museums just to get back to 1969 level technology. It's short-sightedness on a grand scale

  33. Because by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Science is always about testing the hypothesis against the data and redefining as required. You might as well say 'why don't we have four elements 'earth, water, air and fire', it's been that way for years.

    If you're going to do science then you have to live with knowledge changing.

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  34. Mike Brown's take on this by call+-151 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Mike Brown, leader of teams that have discovered 2003UB313 and 11 other objects that meet the proposed definition of planet, has the following on his webpage now:


    The IAU proposal officially recognizes only 12 planets; where does the number 53 come from?

    By the proposed IAU definition, anything large enough to be pulled by its own gravity into the shape of a sphere and which is in orbit around a star is a planet. The proposal officially recognizes 12 planets (the nine previously recognized plus Ceres and Pluto's moon Charon plus 2003 UB313) creates a complex committee procedure for an object to become officially recognized. This part of the proposal is perhaps the weakest. In no other area of astronomy is there a definition for a class of objects and then a committee that has to decide if an object fits the definition. There are simply definitions. If an object fits the definition it is part of the class. If the IAU proposal is accepted then scientifically all of the spherical objects out there are indeed classified as planets, regardless of how long it takes for a committee to officiailly declare them to be so.


    A relatively simple analysis show that there are currently 53 known objects in the solar system which are likely round. Another few hundred will likely be discovered in the relatively near future. Regardless of what the official count is from the IAU proposal these object all fit the scientific definition of the word planet and if the scientific definition is to have any credibility they should all generally be considered planets.


    What should the public think about 53 planets?

    Most people, when first confronted with a proposal to make 44 new planets in the solar system, seem to react by looking blankly for a second, then shaking their heads and muttering something about astronomers being crazy. Astronomers are not actually crazy, at least most of them. Astronomers have needed a good scientific definition of the word "planet" for many years now and this one works well for scientists. It doesn't, however, work terribly well for the rest of the world. The solution is the one that should have happened long ago: a divorce of the scientific term "planet" for the cultural term "planet." No one expects school children to name the 53 planets (most, in fact, don't even have names). If I were a school teacher I would teach 8, or 9, or perhaps 10 planets and then say "scientists consider many more things to be planets too" and use that opportunity to talk about how much more there is in the solar system. But at the end of the day I would talk about 8 or 9 or 10. Not 53.

    Culture and science have always meant something different when they use the word planet, and with this new scientific definition so clearly far removed from what the rest of the world things a planet is there will no longer be any need to confuse the scientific word with the cultural one.


    How am I going to vote on the IAU resolution?

    This one is easy to answer. I am not an IAU member, I took no part in drafting the resolution, and I get no vote. If I were to vote, however, I would have to decide that while the definition itself is viable the extra non-scientific beauracratic barrage attached to the resolution would doom it for me.

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    1. Re:Mike Brown's take on this by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Culture and science have always meant something different when they use the word planet

      Euhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... can't say I really agree with this. AFAIK, the two meant exactly the same with the traditional 9. It's only with this new definition that there's likely to be a split, which mightn't necessarily be a good thing.

  35. Bureaucratic silliness by Carmelbuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This, unfortunately, is what happens when you try to wrap a scientific definition around a cultural concept. It seems pretty clear that the simplest and most logical option (demote Pluto) was deemed unpalatable to the general public. Which, really, is what this is all about; solar system research will go on the same regardless of what the things are being called. Since the textbooks will be rewritten anyway, why go for such an unwieldy change? No one now cares that Ceres, Pallas, Juno, and Vesta were all initially designated as planets before their nature was realized and the term "asteroid" was coined; I suspect that if Pluto were redesignated then its former status would likewise be forgotten in a few decades.

    In any case, let's note that this isn't official yet; it will be voted on at the IAU symposium in the next couple of days. Let's hope that enough present have the good sense to send this back to committee.

  36. Plutons, dwarf planets and planetoids. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1
    What the pluton is going on here? Since when are moons and asteroids without names included in the list of planets?

    Back in the olden days we used to call these 'planetoids' which I feel is as good a term as 'dwarf planet' even if it is less formal. Both of them are, however, preferable to 'pluton' which sounds like it is some sort of a subatomic particle. I suppose 'planetoid' smelled to much of computer games, marvel comics and sci-fi novels to pass muster.
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    1. Re:Plutons, dwarf planets and planetoids. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that asteroids are often referred to as "minor planets", so reclassifying Ceres as a "dwarf planet" seems a bit redundant. Though I'm not sure if "minor planet" is an official classification.

  37. Yeah, yeah, this is REALLY cynical, but... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

    ...I can't help but think the textbook publishers must be drooling buckets right now (plus, I wonder if anyone on the committee(s) making this decision have an "interest" in such publishing?)
     
    And don't bother taking that "Oh, these are scientists, they're above such things as pride and avarice!" air, human nature is human nature.

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  38. We're gonna need some new mnemonics... by Yardboy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... because my very earnest mother, who, by the way, just served us nine pickles, is starting to get a little fscking frazzled.

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  39. Duh, it's the International Astronomers UNION... by Evil+Shabazz · · Score: 1

    Don't you see? They're an astronomers Union. More planets = more jobs for astronomers! :P

    It's all part of Bush's reformed science plan. Take all those stem cell scientists and give them telescopes. :P

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  40. Obscure classic rock joke by BrynM · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sun shines
    And Pluto orbits
    The spray flies as the comet glides
    And planets orbit, orbits they're hiding
    The IAU smile
    And Pluto orbits
    The system packs as the commity tracks
    And planets orbit, orbits they're hiding

    Behind an Astronomers front
    Astronomers front - it's a pluton


    (to the tune of Eminence Front by The Who - don't ask me why this song jumped into my head while reading the article)

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    1. Re:Obscure classic rock joke by ursabear · · Score: 1

      Interesting, imaginative, it works, and was fun to read. Cool.

  41. Solar Center of Mass by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

    I never knew that the barycenter between Jupiter and the Sun was outside of the Sun. I didn't think that Jupiter was big enough. You learn something new every day!

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    1. Re:Solar Center of Mass by Intron · · Score: 1

      Lessee:

        M(sun)/M(J) = 1053

        Dist Sun->J = 7.783e8 km

        So center of Sun-Jupiter system is about 738,000 km from Sun

        Radius of Sun is 696,000 km

        Shouldn't the Sun have a hell of a tide due to Jupiter?

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    2. Re:Solar Center of Mass by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the Sun have a hell of a tide due to Jupiter?

      I don't have time to go through the numbers (as I'm at work), but I doubt that Jupiter's gravity is appreciable at that distance. If it were, we'd see the effects here whenever it was suitably positioned.

    3. Re:Solar Center of Mass by Steve+B · · Score: 3, Informative

      Shouldn't the Sun have a hell of a tide due to Jupiter?

      Tidal effects (the difference between gravitational acceleration at the near and far sides of an object) vary with the inverse cube of distance.

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    4. Re:Solar Center of Mass by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot the masses between the sun and Jupiter which will clearly effect the center of gravity. These are not two independent bodies operating in an otherwise massless system.

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    5. Re:Solar Center of Mass by Intron · · Score: 1

      Oops. You are correct.

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  42. Re:Why not set G=1 m/s^2 as the planet cutoff poin by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I live on an elliptical planet with an extremely high rate of rotation, you insensitive clod.

    But this would make sense. I bet we get even more anomolies when we start getting some serious data on extra-solar planets still.

  43. In other news... by Chapter80 · · Score: 2, Funny
    In other news, Ceres is being renamed Mickey, Charon is being renamed Daffy, and Disney/Pixar has a new movie coming out with the clever name of "2003 UB313".

    Corporate sponsorship is running rampant... how did they get naming rights to the 9th planet in the first place?

    1. Re:In other news... by diersing · · Score: 1

      Screw Disney, my nerf and coat hanger science project is TOTALLY worthless now. I demand they reimburse me!

  44. 11 planets in the Quran, the Islamic scripture by wizrd_nml · · Score: 1

    "When Joseph said unto his father: O my father! Lo! I saw in a dream eleven planets and the sun and the moon, I saw them prostrating themselves unto me." (12:3)

    1. Re:11 planets in the Quran, the Islamic scripture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genesis 37:9

      Then Joseph had another dream and told his brothers about it. "Listen to this dream," he said. "The sun, moon, and eleven stars bowed low before me!"

  45. To quote a local morning radio show by cvd6262 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This was covered on the local version of KBBL, and the commentary was spot on:

    "These guys are in serious need of a girlfriend."

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    1. Re:To quote a local morning radio show by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      "These guys are in serious need of a girlfriend."
      What? Just one to share between all of them?
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  46. This will destroy the financial budgets of Schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think of it people. If this resolution passes, every text book, every diorama, every educational video about the solar system in the WORLD will become obsolete. School districts around the world would have to spend thousands of dollars to replace all of that. Not to mention can you believe poor little Timmy, looking like he's about to win the big science fair, when the Judge disqualifies him because "It's 12 planets now Timmy, you only have 9". Think of the tears rushing down poor Timmy's face. Think of it!

  47. Interplanet Janet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Needs an update, then.

  48. Re:Why not set G=1 m/s^2 as the planet cutoff poin by tygerstripes · · Score: 1

    At what altitude?

    Yeah alright, at the surface, sure, but I think you're missing the point.

    The classification of these bodies NEEDS to make some kind of abstract sense to people, since it gives us a "handle" with which to manipulate these thoughts in our minds. It may seem arbitrary, but you'll notice that all the definitions given - out of necessity - are given in terms of things to which we can relate. Spherical (ish), smaller than Mercury, centre of mass outside of the body etc. These are all things we can appreciate as solid criteria rather than abstract, even if they do become fuzzy right at the border; therefore they are not arbitrary definitions, which was rather the point of this re-classification. They allow us to apply labels with some degree of agreed certainty, and then we can move on.

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  49. In other news... by whiskeyriver · · Score: 1

    In other news, IAU has proposed that Star Jones no longer be considered as a star. She will be declassified accordingly.

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  50. Coming in 2050.... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1
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  51. Re:Why not set G=1 m/s^2 as the planet cutoff poin by dtolman · · Score: 1
    Yes - a definition of big enough to be spherical, and center of gravity outside of another object is all well and good... except for the fact that it could potentially lead to dozens, if not hundreds of "planets" in the solar system.

    Better to find a way to restrict the definition to only the very largest bodies in a system - even if the cutoff point is plucked out of thin air. Otherwise the term will be completely divorced from its historical and popular meaning.

  52. How about this one? by tillerman35 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Orbjects: noun. contraction of ORBiting oBJECTS (with the repeated B collapsed to a single character). Any object in a solar system that orbits. Focus of such orbit must be another object or center of gravity derived from two or more objects.

    Further classification:
    Little Orbjects: Wee orbjects that require only a passing flock of waterfowl to achieve escape velocity. Can only contain volcanos, sheep, roses, and possibly a child, tippler, king, or accountant.
    Big Orbjects: Orbjects that would require an actual propulsion system including significant amount of reaction mass to achieve escape velocity.
    Huge Orbjects: Orbjects whose mass is so great that a human being could not survive its gravitational pull. Or better stated, orbjects that you might have sex with, but wouldn't introduce to your friends.

  53. Governmental Meddling. by btgoss · · Score: 1

    This is affirmative action at its worse... Can't we just call a rock a rock... and not an autonomous grouping of like minded stones or something....?

  54. If Pluto is demoted... by jamie · · Score: 1

    ...what will mother very tenderly make a jelly sandwich under none of?

    Calling Ceres a planet Bode's well.

  55. Why this is a wrong criteria by YA_Python_dev · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry to reply to myself, but I have found a good example: 2003 EL61 has a much bigger mass than both Charon and Ceres but its shape is clearly not round: 1960×1520×1000 km!

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    1. Re:Why this is a wrong criteria by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Though it does have a roundish shape which is obviously caused by gravity. Whereas many astroids are not remotly round because their gravity is not enough to have any effect in their shape. 2003 EL61 could definatly fit into the dwarf planet discription. As they have said there could be upwards of 50 planets.

    2. Re:Why this is a wrong criteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks can be deceiving. 2003 EL61 is definitely massive enough to pull it self into a sphere and is in fact an oblate sphere, like Earth, but more pronounced due to rapid rotation.

  56. Slight modification by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The term "dwarf planet" is actually starting to grow on me. It still keeps Pluto as a planet, for those who absolutely need it to be a planet, but really it IS a demotion to a status equal to the larger asteroids & KBOs. The way I see it, the Solar System has 8 Major Planets (4 terrestrial, 4 gas giants), at least 50 Dwarf Planets (Pluto, Ceres, 2003 UB313, etc) that are round due to self-gravitation, and the non-round objects can still be called Minor Planets. It just adds an intermediate classification between "planet" and "asteroid/minor planet".

    1. Re:Slight modification by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The way I see it, the Solar System has 8 Major Planets (4 terrestrial, 4 gas giants), at least 50 Dwarf Planets (Pluto, Ceres, 2003 UB313, etc) that are round due to self-gravitation

      If we're going to go down this road, I'd say the Solar System has 4 major planets (gas giants), 53 dwarf planets (Pluto, Ceres, Earth, Xena, Mercury, Quaoar etc)...

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  57. Round Objects in an Orbital Plane by tylersoze · · Score: 1

    There, let's just drop the whole "planet" thing altogether and call them what they are. :)

    1. Re:Round Objects in an Orbital Plane by TomMorrisey · · Score: 1

      I'll go for it, but only if we get to shorten it to a pronouneable acronym, "ROOP," which rhymes with "coupe."

  58. Ah, memories... by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When they discovered that Uranus had rings, like Saturn, I was so excited that I ran out the front door and announced it VERY loudly to my little brother, at the far end of the driveway, by saying something along these lines: "Hey, they discovered that Uranus has rings!"

    It was a classic example of realizing, only too late, that something might have been phrased much differently, or, perhaps, privately...

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  59. In another news... by igny · · Score: 1

    Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus will be called jupitons.

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  60. Pluton? Damn namespace collision! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pluton? Who the heck came up with that? Pluton already has a definition in geology where it is applied to blob-shaped masses of igneous rock that have solidified beneath the surface, such as typical granite intrusions.

    And Ceres is going to become a planet? It messes up the traditional order of the long-recognized planets (e.g., Saturn is no longer the 7th planet from the Sun), and its composition is completely different from Pluto and its Kuiper Belt allies.

    It's dumb.

  61. My Very Eager Children Just Showed Us... by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

    Kids can remember 12 planets no problem:

    My Very Eager Children Just Showed Us New Planet Called X

    or if you want to be technical:

    My Very Eager Children Just Showed Us New Planet Called 2003UB313

    I for one, am very happy that Ceres is now called a 'planet'. It's a neat little world that will now hold more public interest when Dawn visits it.

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    1. Re:My Very Eager Children Just Showed Us... by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      So, what? You're saying Mars isn't a planet anymore? Think of all the sci-fi that will need to be re-written!

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  62. Why not the obvious scheme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Any object as big or bigger than those we can see with the naked eye from Earth is a planet. Any object smaller than that isn't. That's entirely anthropocentric, of course, but so is the need to classify solar system objects in the first place.

    1. Re:Why not the obvious scheme? by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      So much for extra-solar planets then.

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    2. Re:Why not the obvious scheme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so. Extra-solar planets are also either larger or smaller than Mercury.

    3. Re:Why not the obvious scheme? by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      My mistake, I misread the sentance to mean only those bodies that could be seen from earth would be planets.

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    4. Re:Why not the obvious scheme? by styrotech · · Score: 1

      But good news for comets and man made satellites etc

  63. Re:Why not set G=1 m/s^2 as the planet cutoff poin by nonlnear · · Score: 1
    Yes - a definition of big enough to be spherical, and center of gravity outside of another object is all well and good... except for the fact that it could potentially lead to dozens, if not hundreds of "planets" in the solar system.
    What's so wrong with that? OMG! teh numberz!
    Better to find a way to restrict the definition to only the very largest bodies in a system - even if the cutoff point is plucked out of thin air. Otherwise the term will be completely divorced from its historical and popular meaning.
    That's precisely what needs to happen.
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  64. Charon is NOT a planet .... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    If they want to classify Charon (Pluto's moon) as a planet then
    they also need to classify Lunar (EARTH'S MOON!) as one also. Actually
    when you get down to it Charon and Pluto are a single double planet, as
    are Earth and Lunar. (And don't give me the BS about the location of the
    CG between the two bodies, that's just nit picking).

    1. Re:Charon is NOT a planet .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't give me the BS about the location of the
      CG between the two bodies, that's just nit picking


      Not so. You're saying a body is a satellite if it's smaller than the primary; the astronomers are saying, "how much smaller?" The CG location gives a useable, repeatable dividing line between a primary/moon and double planet system.
      ...Charon as a planet then
      they also need to classify Luna as one also


      Again not necessarily so. The astronomers are talking about relative sizes of the bodies occupying a single solar orbit, not their absolute sizes. Clearly both our moon and Titan are satellites, and both are larger than Pluto.

  65. Please! by transami · · Score: 1

    Plutons? Do we really need plutons? Are we naming subatomic particles here? I have a real simple solution:

    If they orbit the sun (or any star) they are "planets", incluging moons. Then we can divy them up any way you like from there.

        - 7 platonic planets (includes the Moon and Earth)
        - 9 classical planets
        - 12 major planets (spherical minus moons)
        - 4 terrestial panets (5 if including Ceres)
        - 4 gas-giant planets
        - 41 kuiper planets (kuiper belt objects including pluto)
        - ?? moon planets (planets whose primary orbit is not the sun)

    Etc. Have a ball! Invent categories to your hearts content, like "3 blue planets": Earth, Uranus and Neptune.

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  66. Renaming by thoth · · Score: 1

    I would do this: rename Pluto and Charon to be Xena and Gabrielle.
    Then 2003UB313 could be called Pluto. He's the Roman God of the dead and mining, I'm sure he won't mind moving way out into the Kupier Belt.

  67. Fox Coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite the different views on the subject, I'm glad at least there's an educated discussion somewhere. I was flying to NY just a few minutes ago and had to watch Fox News' coverage on this, and believe me, it was typical Fox coverage, complete with idiotic commentary worth absolutely nothing to the viewers. The woman even expressed her desire to see these "smart people" working on "more important problems."

    As for the addition of three planets to the solar system, it's hard to say where to draw the boundary. There are many other objects circling around our solar system, some big, some small. We therefore need to come to an agreement to what exactly is called "planet;" thus the discussion.

  68. My Reply to the IAU by kmhebert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi! I wanted to say that I can't believe 2500 renowned astronomers would come up with that ill-considered, 12 planet proposal. It's horrible! The methodology of planetary designation you have chosen and the results it will entail are pretty awful. I have a proposal for you to vote on. It's very simple:

    "There are nine planets in the Solar System: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto".

    How simple is that! Sometimes -- as in the weight of the standard kilogram -- a definition is more of a tautology than an expression of some empirical standard. In the case of the nine planets I think that is how you have to go. Call the other bodies planetoids or to be more elegant call them heavenly bodies. Don't trash science with a huge number of asteroids, moons, and Kuiper Belt objects just so you have some meaningless "standard" to fall back on. The planets are the planets and that is good enough for everyone. Even the world's best astronomers! Please submit my proposal for review. Thank you, I do appreciate all your hard work to discover everything there is to know about our world and the massive stretch of space that surrounds it.

    Sincerely,
    Kevin M. Hebert

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    1. Re:My Reply to the IAU by JATMON · · Score: 1

      "The planets are the planets and that is good enough for everyone. Even the world's best astronomers! " I this was good enough for everyone then this discussion would not exist and the IAU would not be voting on it.

  69. Anomalies in Neptune's orbit by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Even though the calculations were done in pre-computer days, a "Planet X" has been suspected due to anomalies in Neptune's orbit unexplained by the other three massive planets. Neptune itself was triumph of Newtonian mechanics having been predicted and discovered in a famous 19th century competition. Pluto is too small to be Planet X. Planet X might be a fifth massive planet. More recently, extensive sky survey projects have been discovering Kuiper belt objects similar to Pluto. There could be dozens of Pluto size objects.

    1. Re:Anomalies in Neptune's orbit by Deadbolt · · Score: 1

      Your data is out of date. Updated figures for the mass of Uranus and Neptune were provided by Voyager 2. There are no significant unexplained perturbations in Neptune's orbit.

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  70. Oops -- here's one with Mars by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I ain't as smart as I pretend to be...

    Here's another one:

    My Very Eager Mission Control Just Showed Us New Planet Called X

    And if you only want 'classic' planets:

    My Very Elderly Mother Could Just Speed Up Now

    or with more road rage:

    Move Very Elderly Man!! Car Just Speed Up Now

    or

    My Very Expressive Mother-in-law Could Just Shut Up Now

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    1. Re:Oops -- here's one with Mars by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot to take your selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor this morning...

  71. Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong tab, you old Luddite :)

  72. pluton in geology by peter303 · · Score: 1

    A "pluton" is a geologic term for a volcanic deposit made below the earth's surface, compared to volcanic deposits made above the earth's surface. Most granite mountains such as the Sierra Nevada are plutons. The name comes from the Roman god of the underworld. In the early decades of geology there was a fierce debate as to whether rocks were Neptunian (percipitated from water) or Plutonic (volcanic). It turns out there are geologic processes of both kinds- now called sedimentary and igneous.

    Since pluton is not a commonly used term, I dont think borrowing it in astronomy will matter too much.

  73. The '50s have called by Frightening · · Score: 1

    They want their solar system back.

  74. Pluton moon now a planet? WTF?! by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Planet = orbit around star
    Moon = orbit around planet

    If you must, then apply your "minimum size/mass" requirements afterward, but don't mess with the two rules above... How fu**ing difficult is that?

  75. Why not use the StarTrek solution by displague · · Score: 1

    We're picking up two Class M planets in the system...

    I can't recall the BSG naming system...

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  76. My criteria by heisencat · · Score: 1
    I hate this proposal. It's overly complex, confusing, and arbitrary. If I were proposing a definition, here's what it would have.

    A planet:
    1) Orbits the sun.
    2) Is massive enough to have cleared out everything else in its orbit, so that it's the only significant body at its distance from the sun.

    This would leave us with the current planets through Neptune, and exclude asteroids, Kuiper Belt objects, and comets. I don't think Pluto should be a planet, and definitely not Ceres and Charon.

    I wish there were some way that ordinary citizens could make a proposal to the IAU. Anybody have any ideas?

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    1. Re:My criteria by tbakker · · Score: 1

      Except your proposal would exclude Jupiter. Jupiter shares its orbit with the Trojan asteroids, 588 Achilles, etc.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_asteroid

    2. Re:My criteria by heisencat · · Score: 1

      I am aware of the Trojan asteroids. I said the only significant body.

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    3. Re:My criteria by Mercuria · · Score: 1

      So then Earth isn't a planet? This is what this whole article is about, with the moon being signifigant enough to maybe qualify in a billion years.

  77. Enough of this nonsense, just keep it as it is by CPE1704TKS · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of stupid naming conventions we have already for historical purposes. I mean, what's really the difference between the Pacific Ocean and the Indian Ocean, or the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing... but for historical reasons we have named them as such.

    It's the same as Pluto. Yes, technically we can say it doesn't fit a perfect definition, and yes maybe Charon isn't exactly a moon, but FUCK IT. It's pretty obvious from looking at how the plane of Pluto's orbit is vastly different from the other planets that it must have come from elsewhere, but like every adopted or foster child, it's part of the family.

    Don't go around and start re-classifying stupid shit like Ceres as a planet. Yes, maybe technically, it could be, but it never has been, and there's no point.

    Astronomers, instead of wasting your and our time with this nonsense, go find a new solar system and name everything you want as planets or asteroids, plutons or whatever the fuck you want. The fact that Pluto has been considered a planet for a long time is good enough to just leave it as it is. We're not going to find new planets, this isn't a classification that will cause things to get fucked up, just leave it alright, and start discussions on things that are more relevant.

    1. Re:Enough of this nonsense, just keep it as it is by Aardpig · · Score: 1
      I mean, what's really the difference between the Pacific Ocean and the Indian Ocean, or the Atlantic Ocean?

      Well, for starters, there's a height difference between the Atlantic and the Pacific.

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  78. New specifications for planets by booksbookerman · · Score: 1

    The wording of the proposed changes is:"A planet is a celestial body that (a) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (b) is in orbit around a star, and is neither a star nor a satellite of a planet." Member of the Planet Definition Committee, Richard Binzel says: "Our goal was to find a scientific basis for a new definition of planet and we chose gravity as the determining factor. Nature decides whether or not an object is a planet." According to the new draft definition, two conditions must be satisfied for an object to be called a "planet." First, the object must be in orbit around a star, while not being itself a star. Second, the object must be large enough (or more technically correct, massive enough) for its own gravity to pull it into a nearly spherical shape. The shape of objects with mass above 5 x 1020 kg and diameter greater than 800 km would normally be determined by self-gravity, but all borderline cases would have to be established by observation.

  79. we need a committee by owlnation · · Score: 2, Funny

    I propose this controversy is solved by forming a committee. It could be called the:

    Committee for the Renaming of Astronomical Phenomena

    An appropriate acronym for such an important thing.

  80. New-monic Device? by Clever7Devil · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one mourn the loss of our traditional 9 planet system, and with it, "My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas."

    It's not going to be easy making a pneumonic device that includes 2003 UB.

    Many Virtuoso English Majors Continued Serving Us Nonsensical Pneumonics. Circa 2003? Doesn't quite flow . . .

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  81. Spacial Profiling . . . by Dausha · · Score: 1

    I would like to protest all this spacial profiling. We do not have a right to apply an arbitrary set of standards to decide who gets to be a planet, and who does not. These heavenly bodies have rights, and we are trampling on them. Once we start applying arbitrary standards, then we've lost morally. Why, with all the threats of meteors in the solar system, we're just asking to be attacked.

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  82. I can answer that. by jd · · Score: 1
    What is needed is not a generic definition, such as the one the IAU came up with. What is needed is a very narrow definition of different objects, such that these definitions are mutually exclusive. Something cannot belong to two or more categories. Once you have those baseline definitions, you layer on adjectives to fine-tune the definition. Baseline definitions should be fundamental to the object but may also be inherited adjectives of some other object. Adjectives should be something that is a result of one or more baseline properties.


    An example that I have given before:


    I would define a planet as being an object formed out of an accretion disk of a stellar object (and is thus an adjective of both the disk and the star as well as being baseline to the planet), where that object is gravitationally rounded, has a single core, has well-defined strata and is of a non-uniform composition that is a direct function of the orbit, the type of star and the abundance of the elements in the Universe.


    Let's take each of these in turn. It is formed from an accretion disk. In other words, I am saying that if you had asteroids from multiple solar systems plunge together to form a large body (ie: it is formed from multiple disks) OR a failed/collapsed star somehow became small enough (ie: formed from no disks at all), it should NOT be called a planet, no matter how rounded it was.


    It also should not be formed from a planetary accretion disk. Those are moons, Star Wars jokes aside.


    Gravitational rounding - well, it's gotta be large enough. Planetoid is a good name for anything that meets the rest of the description but fails to meet this.


    All comets (and therefore almost anything built from comets) have multiple cores. Ergo, to make sure that comets and cometary objects are completely excluded, you should ban all objects that exhibit a fundamental characteristic of comets.


    All meteorites and many asteroids show very uniform composition and/or a lack of strata. They are either congealed lumps that have never seperated out, or they are pulverized remains of such lumps. There is no organized structure and only a subset of elements are present. (The asteroids in the asteroid belt aren't known for their abundance of hydrogen, helium, carbon, oxygen, etc. They are much heavier elements. The lumps of ice in the Kuipier Belt seem to be mostly lighter elements and contain almost nothing that is heavy.)


    The eight objects we can all agree on as being planets all meet the definition. (We know the gas giants have highly complex layering, for example, and as all eight rotate evenly rather than tumble, it's a fair bet they all have a single core.)


    Objects that cannot be classified (insufficient data) should be marked as planetary candidates and not as planets (or any other object) until there is enough firm data to make such a classification.

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  83. What about the Orc planets? by JediGrover · · Score: 1
    I see Dwarf planets mentioned, but what about the Elf, Human, Hobbit, Orc, Ent, Uruk-Hai, and Troll planets?

    Here is my proposal:

    Earth and Earth-like ("Class M") planets shall be known as Human planets.

    All planets with pointy ears shall be called Elf or Orc planets--depending on whether they are good or evil.

    All big rocky planets (turned to stone by their sun, of course) shall be called Troll planets.

    But big rocky planets covered with trees shall be called Ent planets.

    Little planets shall be called Dwarf planets if they have lots of gems and precious metals.

    Little planets consisting primarily of soil fit for growing things shall be called Hobbit planets.

    Planets that look like some lab experiment gone wrong shall be called Uruk-Hai planets.

    All planets not fitting these criteria shall be named after me, JediGrover! Bow to your new overlord--master of planets!

  84. Paging Mr. Holst... by Avagadro's.Phone.Num · · Score: 1

    ...your new planets are ready... Ceres........The Bringer of hors d'oeuvres Charon.......The Bringer of guests 2003 UB313...The Bringer of Gabrielle

  85. How can astronomers not love this? by rdu1972 · · Score: 1

    This would seem to me to be a great thing for Astronomy. It puts more wonder back into our own backyard. This would give people more incentive to peer into their telescopes. Amateur astronomers may now perhaps discover a new planet. Each of these bodies is a place with a surface, horizon, hills, mountains, caves, etc... As many pointed out, it's mainly political anyway. It certainly has no actual effect on the bodies themselves, so why shouldn't 'Planet' refer to an active and growing part of Astronomy? I think naming them and including them would help school children appreciate how vast and interesting the universe is. The idea that there are such a small number of planets in the universe that a school child could memorize them is a rediculous idea anyway. The sooner we're rid of it, the better.

  86. 7h3y 4r3 4m0n6 u5 by BamZyth · · Score: 1

    4nd w1|| 74k3 0v3r !!!!

  87. At least this might help Nerdcore rappers by geekzapoppin · · Score: 0

    They're always looking for a new word to rhyme with "Klingons".

  88. Obvious by wardefiant1 · · Score: 1

    The definition of a planet should include how it orbits it's star. The Main 8 Planets all orbit in the same direction in the same plane to the sun, therefore they were created in the accretion disk of our sun at the birth of our solar system. Other bodies that orbit the sun but are not in the same plane should not be called planets because they were not massive enough to with stand the start of fusion shockwave that blew away alot of the small debris in the early solar system. Because a stellar body is sphereical does not mean it is a planet, the most common shape for objects in the universe is sphereical.

  89. Use the Stargate System by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    P3X-2W3 Would be Pluto
    P3X-4Z2 Would be Xena

    etc etc etc etc

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  90. Obligatory Family Guy Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peter Griffin Put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter they'll produce Shakespeare.
    Monkey Let's see. "A something by any other name..."
    Monkey "Carnation," "peony."
    Monkey No, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
    Monkey What about "daisy"?
    Monkey "Chrysanthemum"!
    Monkey "Iris," "rose"? What about "rose"?
    Monkey Did you say "rose"?
    Monkey Yeah, "rose."
    Monkey "Rose" is good!
    Monkey "A rose by any other name." That works.
    Monkey I like that a lot.
    Monkey Moving on.
    Monkey What about "tulip"?
    Monkey "Rose" is fine. Moving on.

  91. Not so sure this will go over well at all by fade-in · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, what does the Astrologer's Union think of all of this?

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  92. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > The asteroid Ceres, which is round

    Well, at least they've put a little bit of brainpower into this -- enough gravity to pull itself into a sphere (and is not in orbit about another planet) = planet. Don't know what the big deal is about hemi-demoting Pluto into "it's still a planet...and a pluton!" I do believe Pluto + Charon count as a double-planet, being their common center of gravity is outside either, but is Charon also round?

    What about a tiny planet at the borderline, just barely able to pull itself into a ball, but with a large moon that can't quite do that, but the center of gravity is outside either?

    Planet? Pluton? Double planet? Planet with moon? M****r f***** I hate thinking!

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  93. The truth behind plutons by alienmole · · Score: 1

    How do plutons manage to stay so fetchingly slim? Simple: as you can tell from their name, they're actually a kind of elementary particle. A big kind, to be sure, but an elementary particle nonetheless. What do you think plutonium is made of? Obviously not protons, because then it would have to be called protonium. No, plutonium is made of plutons -- smaller plutons than Pluto, but still plutons.

    Of course, everyone knows that elementary particles can't be as big as real planets. So that's how they stay slim: it's genetic, so to speak. As for what they want: they like to hang around bigger planets because they hope someday to become a real planet, just like Pinocchio wanted to become a real boy. So there's no need to be afraid of plutons, unless one tries to merge with your planet.

  94. Another of our traditional institutions under fire by Arminvanbuuren12 · · Score: 1

    I just can't believe the audacity of these activist scientists trying to change the definition of "planet".

  95. Who will rule the plutons? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    The plutocrats.

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  96. Yes - and for a simple reason. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Charon is large enough that it doesn't orbit around Pluto, Pluto and Charon orbit around a common point in the space between them.

    This is similar to Earth and the Moon, except that the Moon is small enough that the "common point" is beneath the surface of the Earth.

  97. Yes, it's always a shame when by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    science doesn't fit people's social convenience.

    They aren't "trashing science" by coming up with a definition that fits the phenomena; "trashing science" would be trying to force reality to conform with your preconceived notions of "how it should look".

  98. By that standard by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Titan and Jupiter are double planets.

  99. Definitions by j_w_d · · Score: 3, Informative

    The difference between a "pebble" and a "boulder" isn't tangible.

    "Pebble" has a formal scientific definition of small alluvial material from 4 to 64 mm diameter. "Boulders" are more than 256 mm diameter. Assuming the piece is a standard stony material such granite, drop a pebble of granite on your left toe and a boulder of granite on your right. I believe you will quite clearly note tangible, tactile differences. You might also try carrying a boulder in your back pocket and a pebble in a front pocket in your pants, or the other way around, if your are insecure with your girlfriend. Whenever you try sitting I again suspect you will note "tangible" differences.

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  100. Yeah. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    The thing about Ceres being "promoted" is actually more interesting to me than having Pluto downgraded. I never realized Ceres was large enough to be a sphere.

  101. I say it that way, but... by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    only for hysterical raisins.

  102. Another sad moment in the History of Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really absolute and total Bull Crap!!!!

    Most of my fellow cube mates are like why would I be so pissed - but this is the heart of it - they have frickkin' compromised serious science for social and monetary gain.

    Socially they have succumb to the pressure to keep Pluto an important object, while at the same time they have sold us out for the prospect of extra funding and projects.

    What's so very sad about all this is - in an age of surprising scientific illiteracy - they blew this very public opportunity to show science at it's best - and how it can be properly used to fine tune our knowledge and understanding of complex phenomena in the universe.

    Demoting Pluto would have sent the message that science was not dogmatic but rather dynamic and that persuing good science (and scientific method) was a journey filled with wonder, progress, and adventure.

    Instead they have just proven that yet another "so called" scientific institution is still subject to the same social manipulation and corruption as readily seen in any Human government.

    This is the same road the AMA followed a long time ago making them an ineffectual and even dangerous organization.

    When will we finally learn to take a different road for our future generations?

  103. "2003 UB313" is Xena by billstewart · · Score: 1

    "2003 UB313" has had several proposed names - Xena was the internal name before they formally announced its discovery. Disney/Pixar had better leave it alone unless they want to be on the receiving end of some neo-classical whoopass....

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  104. OT: Optimal Launching time? by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

    So if the sun excerts such a pull on the moon when its orbit goes between the Earth and the sun, would it make sense to launch rockets from Earth to take advantage of the extra pull from the sun + moon to cut down on fuel needed to launch?
    Or do they do this already?

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  105. why bother ? by ti-coune · · Score: 1

    there is a lot of noise about this topic, but is it all that important.

    These objects have been there millions of years before us and will likely still be there after we've blown ourself up.

    And now suddenly it's like the human race would have the right of life or death over these objects by "granting" them the title of planet or not.

    Whatever the human race will call them, it won't change their nature ! Why do we always have to classify things to such an extreme.

    Funny enough ! If these objects could talk !

  106. Re:I don't care what you did when you were 13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm more disturbed by your defence than the admission- why are you keeping track of how hard you laughed at stupid jokes when you were thirteen?
    This must be some British twit problem- Oh forgive me, forgive me for laughing out loud! An egregious faux-pais, indeed! I contain my amusement to low-pitched chuckles and snorts of amusement, now! Jolly good.

  107. Colbert Called it by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    Pluto is still a planet.

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  108. How far would the moon move in a few billion years by iambarry · · Score: 1

    At 1.5 inches per year, after 1 billion years, it would be about 15,000 farther out from earth.

    The moon is around 250,000 miles away from the earth currently (or about 30 times the earth's diameter).

    Would annother 15k miles really make so much difference that it would move the center of gravity outside of the definition?

  109. "Pluton" already has a definition by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

    A pluton is already a solidified magma intrusion. Calling little planets "plutons" is just silly.

    Way to confuse planetary Geologists.

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  110. IAU Congress live transmission by oookcz · · Score: 1

    Hi,
    it is possible that today (August 24th 2006) will IAU issue the final decision. Visit Live broadcasting announcement portal to tune up live transmission from Prague.

    MK