User: E.J.Thribb

So

On: LinkedIn Bro Poetry Pretty Much Sums Up 2017 (thedailybeast.com)

So farewell then, slashdot.

At one time this wouldn't be worthy
of a comment

let alone
a submission.

under the previous owner you were good
or was it the one before that?

So, farewell, Ed Lorenz

On: Edward Lorenz, Father of Chaos Theory, Dies at 90

So.

Farewell then, Ed Lorenz.

You have
in a way
reached a steady state,
that is to say
a point attractor
with cycle zero.

Now you can say hello to Shrödinger.
And stroke his cat.
If it's dead, that is.

Re:is slashdot bi curious?

On: The Curious Histories of Generic Domain Names

So.

Farewell then, Heath Ledger.
Though we in the developed world only knew you since 'Bareback Mounting'
it seems you were
already
quite
big
down under.

I mean that
you are or were
Australian.

But you could take that
another way and it's
also true.
Indeed you did take it the other way.

Topically, your name was an anagram
of 'Death Helger'
except Helger is not a word
unless you are Swedish
and
a girl.
Which in a way
you were
beacause you liked to do it with boys.
not that
there's anything wrong with that.

Re:Sad news

On: Drive-By Pharming In the Wild

So.

Farewell then, Heath Ledger.
Seems you were
quite
popular
down under.

I mean that
you are or were
Australian.

But the other thing is
also true.

Topically, your name was an anagram
of
Death Helger
except Helger is not a word
unless you are Swedish
and
a girl.

Re:Norman Mailer is dead

On: IBM Predicts Massive Shifts In Advertising

So. Farewell then, Norman Mailer.
For a
wife
beating
drug addled crackpot
you wrote quite well.
Of your 8 children, I liked
CD
The best.

So, farewell then

On: Fantasy Author Robert Jordan Passes Away

So. Farewell then, Robert Jordan.
Your books gave many
people
pleasure.

Though some did not like them.

You were also a baseball player
and a kind of shoe.

Not many can claim that.

Sorry for being late.
Though not in the sense that you are, obviously.

Re:To the author...

On: Captain America Buried in Arlington National Cemetary

So. Farewell then, Captain America.

Your shield was also a frisbee.
That is why you were my favourite of the famous five.

Though come
to think of it I never liked that rubber guy,
and that rock man
gave me the creeps.

Ob ituaray

On: Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Dies At 84

So. Farewell then, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
My favourites were "Breakfast of Champions" and "Bonfire of the Vanities".
Or was that one of Chrichton's?

So farewell then,

On: Former President Gerald Ford Dead at 93

So.
Farewell then, Gerald Ford.
Many said you were not the sharpest tool in the box.
How wrong they are, now.

Re:Weird

On: HOWTO: The Anti-Printer

No patent for you, sonny - prior art: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/shrinter. shtml

So

On: HOWTO: The Anti-Printer

So. Nobody has replied yet. This story must matter so much. Yes, that was ironic. Or was it sarcastic?

Re:AKA

On: Rio Brand Closes Doors

Why is it that all the pro-ipod posts are modded up, and all the pro-rio posts are modded down? Shouldn't moderation be impartial?

So.
Hello then, drsquare.
You must be new here.
But your UID implies otherwise.