User: iMac Were

Re:Management should be like lubrication in anal s

On: Transitioning From Developer To Management?

Long and hard? Oooooh stoppit you cheeky boy, you're making me blush!

Re:How much does it cost not to...

On: How Much Does a New Internet Cost?

Yes I am, so get away from me, you dirty terrorist pedophile!

Re:Only 268 years left ...

On: Voyager Spacecraft Celebrate 30th Anniversary

isn't that 'iAnal' nerds? :P

I sincerely hope so, sweet thing.

Re:How much does it cost not to...

On: How Much Does a New Internet Cost?

As an iPhone owner, the most damaging aspect of the product is the AT&T service.

For me that's the third placed annoyance. AIDS is first, followed by the sore butt.

Re:Wake Us Up When...

On: Red Hat to Enter the Desktop Market

As a fellow mac user, I'll take a brown hat over a red one any day. And when I say take, I mean take. Ooooh.

Re:6 Locations

On: IBM Saves $250M Running Linux On Mainframes

The buggy whip industry used to be booming, imagine if we had tried to keep that around...

Mmmmm, I can think of uses for them...

Re:The other 74%

On: MS Partners Bailing Over Delays In Releases

Semi-elitist? No. Bisexual? Yes.

Re:What is this?

On: Linux 2.6.22 Kernel Released

Redundancy is like cock up your ass. You can never, never, have too much of it.

Re:All your sex toys are belong to us

On: Second Life Lawsuit Heads to Federal Court

Somebody set us up the dildo!

Somebody shove up it my bum.

Not that I'm complaining...

Re:I call whaleshit

On: Microsoft Security Makes "Worst Jobs" List

Sweetie, darling, fruitybunnykins, significant other, big boy ...

Re:Give up the copyrights?

On: RIAA, Safenet Sued For Malicious Prosecution

Oh, Robbie, you're SO masterful! Your all lower-case style of posting shows you to be on the cutting edge of post-moderism

It's the oblique Star Wars reference in his nick that makes me hot for his bot. I just love a bitch with kitsch!

Re:Let's just say...

On: Review of Ergonomic Evoluent VerticalMouse 3

Does it work with a mac?

Re:How about.... Price?

On: iPhone Gets Better Battery, Scratch Resistant Glass

Is that soul as in immortal, or as in ass?

Re:Battery Life

On: iPhone Gets Better Battery, Scratch Resistant Glass

Hot guy on guy action!

Re:Worst comparison chart EVER

On: iPhone Gets Better Battery, Scratch Resistant Glass

Depends if that's the width, honey.

cross google with paypal

On: eBay Pulls Google Ads Over Marketing Stunt

Cross google with paypal and you get ... gaypal! Where do I sign up?

RDF

On: Digital Camera Memory Card With Wi-Fi

"It has to have a 47'' screen and still fit in a purse or wallet. *snip* AND IT HAS TO BE CAPABLE OF TIME TRAVEL! AND HAVE A TELEPATHIC USER INTERFACE!"

Unless it's made by Apple. In that case, all Steve Jobs has to do is get on stage and claim that it does all that. But it has to look really super nice. Rounded corners, oh yes please.

Re:No competition on the low end

On: Puncturing the "PCs Are Cheaper Than Macs" Myth

I never offered my mom a mac, but I recommend one to my dad

I hate to break it to you sweetie, but you're adopted. Breeders simply don't use macs. They can't.

Re:How about...

On: MacBook Pro Gets Santa Rosa Chipset, LED Screen

a good thing for gamers.

On a Mac they're caled gaymers. Having said that, they're pretty rare.

Re:RAID

On: RAID Vs. JBOD Vs. Standard HDDs

I don't think Linux is the OS you usually find in the closet.

Re:oh noes!

On: Concerns Over Microsoft's Internet User Profiling

A hole's a goal, sweetie. Love you later, love you longer!

Re:No it isn't.

On: Google Street View Raises Privacy Concerns

Nudge nudge, wink wink. Say no more!

Re:Lets compare a typewriter to a word processor.

On: Pitting a Mac Plus Against an AMD Dual Core

I'm a pecker hunter!

Re:Only suing vibrators?

On: Apple Sues Over iGasm Ads

you know those fluro sox that they sell as iPod covers? Well do they come in black fishnet?

No, but I do. Often.

Re:Let me correct that headline for you.

On: Apple Sues Over iGasm Ads

I heard Ann Summers wanted to form a partnership or joint venture, but Apple told them where to shove it. And trust me sweetie, they'd know all about that.