User: iMac Were

Re:is bluescreenofdeath.ms available?

On: Microsoft Using .MS TLD

I like bu.ms

Re:The Amazing Randi

On: Electronic Frontier Foundation Sues Uri Geller

So if these 10 seconds happened to be the most amazing trick ever and would be the sole reason that people would buy his videos

Kinda like the jizz shot in a pr0n movie?

Re:Remembrance Day coin?

On: Canadian Coins Not Nano-Tech Espionage Devices

fancy lads who make their own soap.

Just what do you mean by that, big boy?

Re:Does not sound so cool to me.

On: Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint

It generates good will and and is good press, when the public actually heres about it, to the tune of, 'look, Steve really cares, buy Apple! F- Microsoft'.

It did till you spilled the beans, bigbouth. Now those horrid windross squares and those doubly horrid linux stinkies will never shut up going "yah yah, it's all a cynical publicity stunt, yah yah". I hate you and I'm going to cry.

Re:Personally?

On: Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint

It's spelt rimming, though I'd take that as a reward, not a punishment. XXX

Re:I'd like to say...(is pure flamebait)

On: Digg.com Attempts To Suppress HD-DVD Revolt

Don't like gay PDA?

Apple are bringing out a handheld? Want one want one want one!

Re:obsolete?

On: Qantas Ditches Linux for AIX

And this fruit knows about you, you cheeky man. Nice buns though!

Re:well

On: Qantas Ditches Linux for AIX

I like Linux just as much as the next Slashdot zealot

You're welcome to him sugarbun, he's sooooo not my type.

Re:The arresting officers

On: Student Arrested for Writing Essay

Maybe it's not what he wrote, but what he wrote it with?

Re:Coming through the VP ranks...

On: Hi, I'm a Mac, and I'm Your Enterprise Computer

It's difficult to swear when you've got a mouthful of cock, lovey.

mmmmm

On: Blu-Ray Drive For Apple Notebooks

It's pricey ($800), but you have to admit that burning 45 GB is pretty sweet.

There's only so much ghey pr0n you can look at before it starts to get samey. Trust me, I've tried!

Re:Reasons to believe this is bogus

On: Are Mobile Phones Wiping Out Bees?

For a minute I thought that said Colon Collapse Disorder. Ooch ouch tickle my pouch, that's so got to smart! Kisses my sweeies, mmmmXXX

Re:Shakey

On: Shaking a 275-ton Building

I saw the words "vibrator" and "srap on". I'm going to need a cold shower I think.

Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees!

On: Celebrating the HP-35 Calculator With a New Model

The guy's using one as a buttplug.

Re:Shocking...

On: iPods to be Used as Flight Data Recorders

Surely it depends what shoes you're wearing. I mean, black accessories with brown shoes - puhleaaaaas sweetie, don't even think it.

Re:It's all about bandwidth

On: Laptops with Big RAM?

I'm posting this from a mac.

You can wriiiite and hav aannnnnnnnal sex at the same tim e????????///////?

Mac mac I luv macs I luv macs and buttock cracks

On: Best & Worst Decisions Starting Companies

Micro$oft suck cock, and I don't mean in a nice way. Only horrid, nasty people would say that they're awesome.

RDF! RDF! RDF!

On: Godwin's Law Invoked in Linus/Gnome Spat

Apple must be having a terrible time convincing users to buy their machines since they have such a terribly unconfigurable UI... right?

Apple's UI doesn't need configuring, you loon! It's pretty perfect and perfectly pretty, right out of the box.

Apple

On: Google Launches Summer of Code 2007

In other news, Apple have responded with bummer of code.

Re:Vista

On: Nvidia Faces Class Action Lawsuit Over Vista Drivers

If you *really* had vista you'd know that of course you do.

So, just like any other version of windows when you change, hmm, anything?

Re:Let's Not Troll Too Much Please

On: Outdated Domains To Meet Their End

Do you think he misspelled it untentionally?

Re:Um....

On: Outdated Domains To Meet Their End

Don't try to register uptheb.um - I've already taken it.

Re:*Yawn*, Slow newsday?

On: The iPod International Currency Index

You do realise that your ass can also be used for taking a dump, correct?

Re:Don't tell Microsoft!

On: Apple Charges For 802.11n, Blames Accounting Law

I think I speak for all Apple fanboys when I say we don't mind being shafted up the ass. At all.

Re:Don't tell Microsoft!

On: Apple Charges For 802.11n, Blames Accounting Law

Plus if Steve Jobs said "I'm going to have to take away your unborn baby because of (thinks for a few milliseconds) Sarbannes Oxley", most Mac users would rationalize it

Mac users having babies? Mod parent funny!