User: MrSquishy

Re:Finaly!

On: Teleportation Gets a Boost

Clearly the Snail Dung spelling "up grades" are holding. Good luck with the others.

Re:Obligatory

On: Teleportation Gets a Boost

Dimension-shifting ducks!?

I, for one, welcome the Soviets who will shift them.

Alt. Pics & materials

On: Invisible Unmanned Aircraft

Pictures here.
Also, materials and blueprints.

Re:Invisible

On: Invisible Unmanned Aircraft

but it really didn't look too invisible.

Where does something need to be in the non-visible spectrum to achieve adequate invisibility?

And the one you are looking at could be the decoy. The other 7 floating around you are the real spy drones.

Goose v Gander

On: Videogames Used to Train Terrorists?

IAAATT (I, apparently, am a terrorist trainee), so I might not be credible, having played on both sides of Counter-Strike. Are they also trying to say that in addition to training elite terrorists, they are also training some of the best counter-terrorism operatives in the world? Clearly there is no better training than these games. Eh hem, "Simulators". Clearly, the solution to the war on terror is as simple as crying "TEAMS" and auto-assigning everyone.

Re:TORiffic!

On: Your 'Clickprint' Gives Away Your Identity Online

Don't click on those links!
"THEY" will know!

Re:Enough with the big colliders already!

On: Mesons Flip Between Matter and Antimatter

6) alternative energy: a little too broad for me to classify.

Energeers!

Re:My perpertual white house rant

On: Online Budget Database Planned by White House

Disallow: /kids/eggroll/text

They are eating children!

Minitrue

On: Experts Fear Future Will be Like Sci-Fi Movies

if you shout "tyranny" now, what words will you use when it gets worse?

Doubletyranny

Re:Egg on their Face....

On: RIAA Wants to Include Song Files it Can't Produce

Create your own collection of phony files

Can I just download yours?

Redundancy Department of Redundancy

On: Hezbollah Hacked Israeli Military Radio

Now, if we could only find an:

Electronic Electronic Counter Countermeasures (ECCM) measure

we may solve 2:???, and could proceed to 3:Profit!

I do as those who have done before me

On: Zune Won't Play Old DRM Infected Files

How about everyone not flip out about the specs on an unreleased product?

I believe the appropriate Oblig is:

You must be new here.

Re:No

On: Can Banks Shift Phishing Losses to Customers?

I think I can trick myself into giving myself my own password, without going through the hassle of setting up a phishing site.

To be payed in Microsoft Points

On: Microsoft Sued over Xbox Live

Can they just issue them codes for 2,750,000 downloads of the Oblivion Horse Armor?

Try saying Nay now!

On: US Air Force to Test Hi-Tech Weapons on Americans?

Domestic use would make it easier to avoid questions from others

by killing them first.

Any further questions?
*ZAP*

Re:CD-RW/1/2/3-layer HD-DVD/DVD-R +/-RW

On: Toshiba Develops 3-Layer DVD and HD-DVD

Hey, I want to buy HD/DVD+RAM you insensitive clod!

Only 30 Gigs though...

On: Toshiba Develops 3-Layer DVD and HD-DVD

At only 30s of usable space (That'd be the "porn" side), how am I to convince The Wife that I need 6 copies of the kid's birthday video?

Re:Not piracy,illegally selling copies of software

On: Man Gets 7 Years for Software Piracy

"You wouldn't steal a car"
"You wouldn't steal a DVD"
"You wouldn't re-sell stollen slave children abroad"

HA! Shows what they know.
(Kidding, I only steal the 1's and 0's off the DVDs)

DRM anthropomorphized

On: DRM Hole Sets Patch Speed Record For Microsoft

And isn't it sad that the quickest patch they ever release is for a hole no user cares about?

And isn't it sad that the quickest patch they ever release is for AN a hole no user cares about?

terrible weak passwords (Swedish)

On: Bad Password Allowed Swedish Watergate

...possible because of the usage of terrible weak passwords (Swedish)

The password was "Swedish"?
That is a terribly weak password.

The scapegoats made me do it!

On: Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK

So when am I really responsible for my own actions

You are not responsible for your actions.
You are, however, responsible for mine.

Adult Cells + Adult Cells + Trickery = Stem Cells

On: Stem Cells Generated From Adult Cells

Couldnt they just mix:

Adult Cell (Sperm)
Adult Cell (Egg)

give it a couple weeks and viola, Stem Cells.

There you have it, stem cells grown from adult cells. Who could have issue with that?
Profit to follow.

Re:Film?

On: Storage System for Thousands of CDs and DVDs?

To save you from having to invent that camera:

dd if=/dev/cdrom of=~/cd.txt
then print the results.

That way, all you have to do if you need to retrieve the data is "vi cdrom.iso" and hit 1 or 0 as you read off the paper.
I realize this would be inconvenient for some people.
They can "emacs cdrom.iso"

Re:How many adobe acrobats in a Limborghini?

On: Man Gets 6 Years for Software Piracy

I wonder how many adobe acrobat software packages you have to sell to pay for a Lamborghini?

7.
That is why people pirate it.

Re:How's this?

On: AOL CTO Shown the Door

Tomato/Tomato
...I guess that only works when spoken.