Accidentally 'kill' a pensioner are given an Uzi by the U.S. Armed Forces and 're-educated' in the ways of personal care.
War-Cry: 'Uzi nine millimetre, ass-holiez!'
By the time Humans get over there, it will have developed sentience, built a large array of weapons, and will be waiting for us with a rocket launcher armed and ready.
"This is for not giving me enough wheel lubricant.. BEEP.. Fire. Go Home, Humans!"
Or:
'Our translators at The P3nt4g0n are Fucking Retards!'
I know... let's get some translation on the cheap by conning the known world into doing it for us.. and we'll use the word 'Linux' to sound cool in the n3rd communities.
What a c*nt! I won't be buying Vista, and I'll avoid using it when I can. And I recommend everyone else do the same...
Do it for the little people! Who's gonna speak for them in the world forum?
Send a message back to the pretentious 'bigger' ones, i.e. Gates and Bullmer.
It's true that God helps those who help themselves... so don't do Bill any favours... he seems to have all he needs while some kid in Africa with worms in his or her belly might get a first real glimpse of the future...
It gives them something to hope and live for. All Bill hopes for is that some sucker's gonna line his pockets for the next decade or so. Bill can play with his light switch all day if that keeps him happy, but some people unfortunately do not have that choice or option... Hasta La Vista, M$!:)
"Chewbacca The Wookie from Star Wars lives on The Planet Endor with The Ewoks. This makes no sense. Why would an 8 foot tall Wookie live with three feet tall Ewoks? This makes no sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor with The Ewoks, then you nasty EU Politicians and Adverseries must be horribly, horribly Gay for picking on us. It makes no sense! And its not fair on our monopoly, er, business expansion if we have to pay you millions every day just because we're an international Mafioso, erm, family business. It makes no sense!"
"If Chewbacca lives on Endor with The Ewoks then you must never ever fine us. Please!"
"The EU are gay linux-lovers anyway! Let's Amscray to China, Stevie!"
"Yes, your honour, we have released a version of Vista that is in compliance with EU ruling that M$ Media Player isn't included with it... Erm, Vista Basic Beginner For Dummies and Idiots Trailer Park Edition, I think you'll find it's called."
"The Vista Ultimate Super Deluxe Edition? Selling like Hotcakes, your honour... the huge publicity drive and 20% off R.R.P. incentive for Ultimate Super Deluxe Edition is sheer coincidence... hey, it's not like it's against the law to advertise our products and compete against eBay prices, your honour."
IBM and Novell should team up if they win, for the sheer hell of not letting $C0 repeat these actions, and sue them again, and again and again until there's nothing left even for the administrators to salavage from the account book's...
Battle $C0 Without Honour or Humanity!
'Fatal exception: Error Message:10XEEEEEEEEE1Billion - Unable to l0cate Lov3d One's... No Loved Ones available... Loved Ones are nowhere and do not exist. Your local system administrator will provide further details. He / She will have located your approximate position, and shall be arriving on your doorstep soon. Hav3 a nice d4y noW! M$ $upport Bureau, 2007."
Slashdot Mirror
"We will control what you think, see and hear.
Oh Yes WE WILL!"
Accidentally 'kill' a pensioner are given an Uzi by the U.S. Armed Forces and 're-educated' in the ways of personal care. War-Cry: 'Uzi nine millimetre, ass-holiez!'
By the time Humans get over there, it will have developed sentience, built a large array of weapons, and will be waiting for us with a rocket launcher armed and ready.
"This is for not giving me enough wheel lubricant.. BEEP.. Fire. Go Home, Humans!"
Oh.. and if you're Bilingual... don't you think you should tell your parents soon? I think they should know...
I'm sure they will be very supportive (ha ha)
Or:
'Our translators at The P3nt4g0n are Fucking Retards!'
I know... let's get some translation on the cheap by conning the known world into doing it for us.. and we'll use the word 'Linux' to sound cool in the n3rd communities.
Pull the other one, son, it's got bells on!
What a c*nt! I won't be buying Vista, and I'll avoid using it when I can. And I recommend everyone else do the same...
:)
Do it for the little people! Who's gonna speak for them in the world forum? Send a message back to the pretentious 'bigger' ones, i.e. Gates and Bullmer.
It's true that God helps those who help themselves... so don't do Bill any favours... he seems to have all he needs while some kid in Africa with worms in his or her belly might get a first real glimpse of the future...
It gives them something to hope and live for. All Bill hopes for is that some sucker's gonna line his pockets for the next decade or so.
Bill can play with his light switch all day if that keeps him happy, but some people unfortunately do not have that choice or option...
Hasta La Vista, M$!
"Chewbacca The Wookie from Star Wars lives on The Planet Endor with The Ewoks. This makes no sense. Why would an 8 foot tall Wookie live with three feet tall Ewoks? This makes no sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor with The Ewoks, then you nasty EU Politicians and Adverseries must be horribly, horribly Gay for picking on us. It makes no sense! And its not fair on our monopoly, er, business expansion if we have to pay you millions every day just because we're an international Mafioso, erm, family business. It makes no sense!"
"If Chewbacca lives on Endor with The Ewoks then you must never ever fine us. Please!"
"The EU are gay linux-lovers anyway! Let's Amscray to China, Stevie!"
...Is Long.... Choking the Industry by the Gonads... Bah!
Vista is truly going to be the Mourning Bell Chime for 8u11m3r and g4t35!
And I Wonder what the 'standard' Vista OEM release will be - viz - comes with Genuine Windows 'XP Home' Edition...
"Yes, your honour, we have released a version of Vista that is in compliance with EU ruling that M$ Media Player isn't included with it... Erm, Vista Basic Beginner For Dummies and Idiots Trailer Park Edition, I think you'll find it's called."
"The Vista Ultimate Super Deluxe Edition? Selling like Hotcakes, your honour... the huge publicity drive and 20% off R.R.P. incentive for Ultimate Super Deluxe Edition is sheer coincidence... hey, it's not like it's against the law to advertise our products and compete against eBay prices, your honour."
Well, it's about time, goddamnity!
The Matrix, er, M$ doesn't have Korea anymore!
Li Zhi = 8 years in prison after Yahoo passed on his details.
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Or are there any search engines out there that won't turn into a MotherFucker against Democracy?
Yahoo's a sneaky brown-nosed grass... fuck 'em!
Linus Torvalds!
IBM and Novell should team up if they win, for the sheer hell of not letting $C0 repeat these actions, and sue them again, and again and again until there's nothing left even for the administrators to salavage from the account book's... Battle $C0 Without Honour or Humanity!
'Fatal exception: Error Message:10XEEEEEEEEE1Billion - Unable to l0cate Lov3d One's... No Loved Ones available... Loved Ones are nowhere and do not exist. Your local system administrator will provide further details. He / She will have located your approximate position, and shall be arriving on your doorstep soon. Hav3 a nice d4y noW! M$ $upport Bureau, 2007."
Bah! Stupid people with too much stupid time on their patent-rubbing hands. Stupid greedy people!