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Microsoft Tries To Charm EU With Future Visions

RedStar writes "BBC Online has a piece on Microsoft's visions of the future as shown to Euro MPs in a charm operation." From the article: "This is more a new concept than a new technology, and the real version may still be a year or two away. It would track the mobile phone signals of loved ones, then cross-reference which mobile cell they were in with pre-programmed locations, like the home, school, or workplace. Ms Sellen added: 'This is not very specific at all about where people are, and that's deliberate. We don't want to invade people's privacy too much, so we deliberately keep things very coarse grained.'"

202 comments

  1. Mix that..... by scenestar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    with the data retention laws and you have a totalitarian's wet dream.

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    1. Re:Mix that..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ..or a criminal's worst nightmare.

      That's another way of looking at it.

    2. Re:Mix that..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ahhh, my husband is at his mistresses again.

    3. Re:Mix that..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, if you rtfa, they're just using which cell tower you're connected to for tracking. I imagine that this data is already available from your cell provider should big brother want to track you.

    4. Re:Mix that..... by TCM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ..or a criminal's worst nightmare.

      That's 100% correct. What I fear is just that the definition of "criminal" will change to include normal citizens pretty fast.

      How's that for yet another look at it?

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    5. Re:Mix that..... by LetterRip · · Score: 4, Interesting

      [QUOTE]..or a criminal's worst nightmare.[/QUOTE]

      Mr Criminal leaves the Cell phone at home, or turns it off, or blocks the signal. Hmmm there went your ability to track him. This will at best catch the extraordinarily stupid or crimes of passion. Both of which are pretty easy to catch right now.

      LetterRip

    6. Re:Mix that..... by drivekiller · · Score: 2

      Ah, so you leave the cell phone at home. You must be a criminal. How about you come down to the station for a little chat.

      Seriously though, is there anything in this article that anyone really needs, or even wants?

    7. Re:Mix that..... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      What I fear is just that the definition of "criminal" will change to include normal citizens pretty fast.

      What do you mean, "will"? Show me someone who doesn't indulge in at least petty crime (speeding, parking violations, copyright infringement, the odd soft drug use, etc) and I'll show you an exceptional person.

      Enough things are illegal that enough people do that pretty-much everyone breaks the law from time to time.

    8. Re:Mix that..... by TCM · · Score: 1

      I pity you if speeding or parking violations are criminal offenses where you live.

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    9. Re:Mix that..... by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Which country do you live in where speeding isn't a crime?

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    10. Re:Mix that..... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well, IANAL so I'm a little fuzzy on what is and isn't a criminal offence, so I did a quick google.

      From http://www.speedcheck.co.uk/FAQs02.htm:

      Speeding is both a serious and criminal offence... If no response is received [to a speeding ticket], a police officer will call at the registered keeper's address to serve the papers personally. If matters get to this stage a court trial will be the only option where, if found guilty the penalty points and fines can be considerably more severe. Any attempt to give false information will result in criminal proceedings.

      So, perhaps the actual speeding isn't criminal, but you can certainly end in court because of it. Similarly, the last time my girlfriend was ticketed for a parking violation, it was a police officer who did it. (The site is some kind of industry/corporate site for (a) speed camera manufacturer(s), so may be biased, but shouldn't be outright lying - they're going to sell the cameras whatever the public think of the penalties)

      Also, from http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld199900/ ldhansrd/pdvn/lds04/text/41116w03.htm:

      Enforcement of road traffic law including speeding offences is a matter for the police of the country where the offence is committed but the Government do not believe that those who commit offences in this country should evade justice simply by returning home. The Government have agreed with our EU partners a framework decision on the mutual recognition of financial penalties. This will allow the UK to ask another EU member state to enforce any fine imposed here totalling 70 euros or more, and for the UK to enforce fines imposed abroad.

      Again, that doesn't necessarily make it a criminal offence, but it appears that there's an EU-wide agreement between member states to allow states to request each other to impose penalties for offences commited within the EU.

      Besides, as I understand it if something is illegal, it's either a criminal offence or a civil matter. You're not suggesting that traffic violations are civil matters (that have to be sued for), are you?

    11. Re:Mix that..... by 6digitdotter · · Score: 1

      I wonder when they implement this into the Weasley's family "clock" from Harry Potter if there will be customizable locales like "at his Mistress's". Of course most of us here will need only three locations: in front of the computer, in the bathroom, and in bed.

    12. Re:Mix that..... by TCM · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? Where do you live where it _is_ a crime?

      Speeding is a regulatory offense at most.

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    13. Re:Mix that..... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      Besides, as I understand it if something is illegal, it's either a criminal offence or a civil matter.

      There's also regulatory offense. And that's exactly what traffic violations usually are.
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    14. Re:Mix that..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - "Of course most of us here will need only three locations: in front of the computer, in the bathroom, and in bed." -

      Well, if your life looks like that, you should think about optimising it a bit. maybe you could place your computer in frontof the toilet...

    15. Re:Mix that..... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1
      Mr Criminal leaves the Cell phone at home, or turns it off, or blocks the signal.

      EEEEEEXACTLY. It's like banning assault rifles, or requiring a gun license - like those with criminal intent won't find a way to obtain a firearm of their choosing. I mean, has cell phone cloning been solved? I don't really want police showing up at my door because my cell phone happened to have been at a crime scene (which is, of course, days before I receive the $12,000 cell phone bill.)

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    16. Re:Mix that..... by lanswitch · · Score: 1

      and put the toilet under the shower.

    17. Re:Mix that..... by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      "...or a criminal's worst nightmare."

      Not really. Anybody who doesn't want to get tracked uses a one-way pager and a prepaid cell phone that's turned on only when needed.

      In the end, cell phone companies are only going to hurt themselves by creating a product that consumers don't trust and turn off.

    18. Re:Mix that..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and put the toilet under the shower.

      hahahaha... good one... like geeks shower or something...

    19. Re:Mix that..... by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Ah a tedious exercise in semantics with a pedant. In the UK speeding is a criminal offence even if the penalty isn't particularly high. I don't know where you live but I bet it's not much different to here.

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    20. Re:Mix that..... by mdman · · Score: 0

      Or maybe a criminals best friend.. Leave the phone on, and leave it at home.. then commit your crime and use phone as an alibi! "I was home all day"

    21. Re:Mix that..... by blippy · · Score: 1
      Mr Criminal leaves the Cell phone at home, or turns it off, or blocks the signal.

      And then it's just a few short steps before not carrying a cell phone with you full time is considered some kind of indication of criminal activity.

      shown to Euro MPs in a charm operation.

      In my days, we called them charm offensives

      We don't want to invade people's privacy too much

      Isn't that sweet. It almost gives me the warm fuzzies, until the words Microsoft and Euro MPs were mentioned.

    22. Re:Mix that..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..or a criminal's worst nightmare

      Only to people who think criminals are just going to pack up and go home. They have managed to overcome every measure ever put in place, and they'll continue to do so. Only ordinary people who have neither the means nor will to overcome these police state measures are actually impeded.

      Crime will continue because crime pays.

  2. meh by Changa_MC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    they've incorporated a spam-sorting algorythm into outlook, they've got cell-phone tracking software, and facial recognition software. The bow thing looks interesting though.

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  3. You're misunderstanding! by oahazmatt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It would track the mobile phone signals of loved ones, then cross-reference which mobile cell they were in with pre-programmed locations, like the home, school, or workplace.

    We don't want to be Big Brother. We want to make the tools so you can be Big Brother!

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    1. Re:You're misunderstanding! by netkid91 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow, and we thought we needed tin-foil hats to protect ourselves from the CIA, now we just need to protect ourselves from M$. But why use tin-foil hats when we can upload the blaster worm and kill Big Brother?

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    2. Re:You're misunderstanding! by malraid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      mobile phone signals of loved ones

      I really like that part, because Big Brother loves everyone. And everyone loves Big Brother. Straight from wikipedia:
       
      The Ministry of Love

      Newspeak: Miniluv.

      The agency responsible for the identification, monitoring, arrest, and torture of dissidents, real or imagined.

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    3. Re:You're misunderstanding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Gee, look at the book "Mapping Hacks" Hack #61, "Build a Map of Local GSM Cells". You can do this already, load a little Java program into your kids phone, and you can track your own loved ones. Hack, if they try to get a patent on it, perhaps that book would help describe prior art.

    4. Re:You're misunderstanding! by Androclese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm actually torn on this one.

      The untrusting SOB that I am, I don't people invading my privacy and tracking me wherever I go.

      The Parent in my wants to be able to track where my daughter when she goes out down to the foot so I can find her if need be. (curfew, scum boyfriend, being *at* her boyfriends, being where she is not supposed to be, etc.)

      I honestly don't know which way to go with this. Maybe if we were able to turn the GPS tracking off...

    5. Re:You're misunderstanding! by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you need a tool like this in order to parent, you've already failed.

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    6. Re:You're misunderstanding! by Androclese · · Score: 1

      I don't need it. I'm also not worried about failing as a parent as you so nicely put it. Parenting is about taking responsibility and being involved, not relying on technology to raise them (TV for example). My kids "hate" my wife and me already because of how strict we are with them on computer use, dating, earrings, TV usage, homework, school, etc., etc. I'm just saying...it would be nice in a "just in case" situation.

    7. Re:You're misunderstanding! by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Actually, this makes me think of the clock from the Harry Potter books ...

    8. Re:You're misunderstanding! by vishbar · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it work best if tracking is optional? If you want your privacy, you have the choice to keep it. If you have kids, you can track them.

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    9. Re:You're misunderstanding! by vishbar · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Why the hell is this modded insightful?

      No matter how good of parent you are, your kids will still "mess around." You need 100% assurance that they'll be safe.

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    10. Re:You're misunderstanding! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      The untrusting SOB that I am, I don't people invading my privacy and tracking me wherever I go.

      Nor do I. Microsoft presents this as a warm/fuzzy feature, but if it's implemented, it's only a matter of time before records of customers' movement have to be retained by the telcos for the use of insidious, invasive and/or paranoid government agencies.

      Ultimately, it's all pretty silly. If you have a legitimate reason to want to know where someone is, the simple and intelligent thing to do would be to simply call him up and ask.

    11. Re:You're misunderstanding! by belarm314 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You need 100% assurance that they'll be safe.

      There is no such thing...and even if there were, we'd wind up with a generation of children who had no ability to deal with pain (physical or otherwise). Not to mention the fact that they'd have no interesting stories to tell about their childhood later in life.

      Not wanting your kid to get killed is one thing. Being so over-protective that they wind up with ulcers by the age of 16 because being out of their physical and emotional safety zone causes them near-panic levels of stress is quite another.

      I don't know about you, but most of the things worth knowing that I learned as a child were gleaned in defiance of my parents' rules, or by their reaction to me breaking them. There is an abundance of parents who are deathly afraid of their children failing, falling, or feeling in anyway unhappy at any time...these children are learning nothing about real life.

      </rambling rant>

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    12. Re:You're misunderstanding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your daughter's fucking him, get over it.

    13. Re:You're misunderstanding! by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That's an easy one. You don't want to be spied upon, so odds are your daugther also don't want to be spied upon. End of case. If there's some real reason that you need to know where she is, how about calling her up and just asking ?

      Yes, she migth lie. But then you've got other problems anyway. Besides, if your daugther *want* to trick you there'd be nothing stopping her from leaving her phone at her best friend while herself heading somewhere else anyway.

    14. Re:You're misunderstanding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You people that use 1984 as gospel are retards. Repeat after me: It is a fictional book. It has not happened. It will not happen. It's just a story.

    15. Re:You're misunderstanding! by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you need a tool like this in order to parent, you've already failed.

      I got the implication that he only thought it would be convenient. Because good parent or no, kids will do stupid shit. They'll do stuff they're told not to do. Occasionally, they do stuff *because* they were told not to do it. Tracking them might make it easier and quicker to find out when they are misbehaving. Not unlike how Big Brother doesn't need to track our cell phones to see if we are misbehaving, but would like to be able to do it anyways.

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    16. Re:You're misunderstanding! by swillden · · Score: 1

      If you need a tool like this in order to parent, you've already failed.

      Necessity != Utility

      A tool like this can allow good parents to relax the reins a little more, giving their children greater freedom because they have the ability to locate and contact them at need. For example, my 10 year-old would like permission to take the bus to a nearby ski resort and spend the day snowboarding on days off from school. My wife and I will not allow it. She's too young, it would be too easy for someone to kidnap her, or for her to get lost, etc. With a tool like this, and some additional rules, we might be able to.

      I can envision plenty of scenarios where the ability to track my childrens' location would allow me to give them greater freedom and flexibility. Parents *do* have a need, and a responsibility, to keep track of their children. In many cases, that responsibility must currently be fulfilled by placing restrictions on the child's movement.

      Whether or not this useful tool for parents is a good tradeoff against enabling other people and organizations easy access to surveillance tools is a separate, but important, consideration. As a parent, I'm all for giving more tools to parents. It's up to the parents to use them wisely, of course. Bad parents will be bad parents with or without the tools.

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    17. Re:You're misunderstanding! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Don't think it was a misunderstanding.

      If your children already hate you and your wife, I only can hope you ment it ironical.

      So why do you bother what they do and whre they are?

      OTOH if you already knwo you are "so strict" why cant you relax?

      The evil guys in movies I wartched always where risen by strict parents ;D hehe.

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    18. Re:You're misunderstanding! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      In what country ddo you live that a 10 year old skiing might get kidnapped?

      In my country 10 year olds meet in winter time and do skiing, or ice hokey on the lake, or what ever.

      I guess kidnapping happens every 5 years or more rarely ... and then the one getting kidnapped is VERY VERY VERY ritch.

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    19. Re:You're misunderstanding! by sbohmann · · Score: 1

      The imaginary England of the 1980s where the book is staged, is a frighteningly precise image of the soviet union in the thirties.

  4. To the proles, maybe by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ordinary people will be fed the fuzzy location, based on real data: To a few meters of precision.

    I'm so glad big brother is watching me! It's douple-plus good that I'm being watched!

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    1. Re:To the proles, maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love you big brother

    2. Re:To the proles, maybe by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      You can't take the sky from me...

      If we rip out certain parts of your brain, you may no longer be able to escape into ClosetLand. 2+2=5. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell. The comfort you have requested is now madatory.

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    3. Re:To the proles, maybe by aralin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I am glad I am still resisting to the cell phone addiction after all these years. While not having a cell phone is certainly a hassle at times, it also brings this really good feeling at other times. Just say no to cell phones.

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    4. Re:To the proles, maybe by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Offtopic? Let's see, fuzzy coordinates through cell phone, comment about coordinate precision... hmmm...

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  5. Trust the untrusted to monitor the trusted! by ThatGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So we are going to let an untrustworthy company (Microsoft), stalk our family members (hopefully trust worthy)?

    I am happy that Microsoft has decided that they "don't want to invade people's privacy too much", just a little bit. Unfortunately, the 100000 people who hack the system the day after it comes out might not be so generous.

    Am I the only one who thinks that some pedophile is going to hack into the system and then start snatching kids?

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    1. Re:Trust the untrusted to monitor the trusted! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      hopefully the telcos will bring in some sanity (nextel btw can do this NOW with some phones) i would say 14 hour window from launch and it will be hacked next day the detials will be on rentaphsyco.net (and its mirrors) no

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    2. Re:Trust the untrusted to monitor the trusted! by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No this is just another microsoft marketing caimpagn, making it look like they have invented things which are just basically others peoples ideas dressed over i.e. trust us, buy from us, see all the nice prety things only we could have invented or can create. There was not one new or novel idea in the lot, just old ideas presented in a new way (not really a new way as microsoft has done this sort claiming of other peoples innovations as there own quite regularly in the past).

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    3. Re:Trust the untrusted to monitor the trusted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, we have to watch out for the criminally smart hackers who have a thing for kids - smart enough to hack the system but unable to control basic physical desires nor understand the consequences of their actions?

      Puh-lease.

    4. Re:Trust the untrusted to monitor the trusted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is his comment marked as a troll??

    5. Re:Trust the untrusted to monitor the trusted! by PC-PHIX · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who thinks that some pedophile is going to hack into the system and then start snatching kids?
      Yes, I expect you are.

      But don't worry, we know exactly where YOU are and will have a couple of federal agents over in a minute or two to pick you up before you can put your ideas into action.


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    6. Re:Trust the untrusted to monitor the trusted! by blackest_k · · Score: 1


      Am I the only one who thinks that some pedophile is going to hack into the system and then start snatching kids?

      yes

  6. Love that quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "don't want to invade people's privacy TOO MUCH"

    Emphasis mine, of course. But that's just so telling, isn't it?

    1. Re:Love that quote... by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not to be a tin-foil hat conspiracy theorist, but can't cell phone companies track you already? IIRC, it is even required for when you call 911, though they (generally) track you always, I think.

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    2. Re:Love that quote... by trewornan · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not too familiar with the US system but over here (UK) all cellphones are authenticated with codes downloaded from a central database to the switching station which deals with transferring control between individual cells. As a result tracking which cell a cellphone is in, is trivial.

    3. Re:Love that quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they track you. Your phone communicates with the cell towers so it knows where the network is. It knows about roaming charges. You think this is some sort of gps stand alone technology embedded in the phone?

    4. Re:Love that quote... by Gothmolly · · Score: 2, Funny

      They don't track you when you pull the battery between calls.

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    5. Re:Love that quote... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Don't be too sure.

      My kid pulled the battery out of hers to swap sims, and the thing rang (Motorola V300-something).

      Surprised her! What was even more surprising - she was able to talk for 5 minutes with the battery removed! She swears it really happened. I'm a bit skeptical, but she has no reason to lie. Strange indeed.

    6. Re:Love that quote... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      That would be telling...
      You are number six...
      Your ringtone, however, has a name - Rover!

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    7. Re:Love that quote... by TheDugong · · Score: 1

      Only get worried if she starts talking to the static on the TV.

    8. Re:Love that quote... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      It's more than that. The networks can actually map roughly where you are with cells by comparing the strength of your signal to 3 or more of their masts. It's not accurate to GPS levels, especially in built up areas. But it's a lot more accurate than cell level.

    9. Re:Love that quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think?? he thinks!!

  7. I spy... by Yaa+101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your blueberry will be able to get the newest criminal records of your political enemy, shame your blueberry isn't usable after the service had to be downed because of Patent infringement.

    1. Re:I spy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Blueberry? I don't know where you grew up, but you need to relearn your fruit.

      Try Blackberry.

    2. Re:I spy... by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      The word blueberry is not yet patented... lol...

  8. I get the picture, it's Microsoft *Research* by Ithika · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, I understand, it's not ready yet. You don't have to keep telling me every two paragraphs how stuff that's in R&D won't be available to buy this Christmas. Jeez.

    1. Re:I get the picture, it's Microsoft *Research* by delta_avi_delta · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why they're so insistant the technology is *new* and in R&D - Nokia have had applications that do useful things with cell id - such as Nokia Album, which allow you to organise photos by shooting location - for some time.

  9. Oh by dirtsurfer · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is not very specific at all about where people are, and that's deliberate.
    So everyone will know when you're in the bathroom, but they won't necessarily know if its number one or number two.

    1. Re:Oh by netkid91 · · Score: 0

      But we can tell if it's the male or female depending on what stall you use, than we can send in some concubines to entertain you if you are in the male bathroom.
      I for one welcome our concubine sending, privacy invading overlords.

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  10. This is awesome!!!! by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 4, Funny

    I cant wait to stalk my girlfriend with it.

    1. Re:This is awesome!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Girlfriend? *snicker*

      More like realdoll. Oh well, Laetitia still loves me.

    2. Re:This is awesome!!!! by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 5, Funny

      When are geeks gonna learn? Just because a girl gets a restraining order against you, that doesn't make her your girlfriend. ;)

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    3. Re:This is awesome!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn slashdotters, always posting shit just to claim they have a gf.
      Back in my days, we were posting memories about punch cards and Arpanet, these are things to be proud of !

    4. Re:This is awesome!!!! by zeroduck · · Score: 1

      That restraining order is just another way for her to let me know that she loves me.

    5. Re:This is awesome!!!! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      I don't know... it certainly shows commitment. Of course, if she has you put in a mental hospital, that really is commitment.

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  11. Stalkers Wet Dream by Azreal · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Forget about photos hijacked from a Sidekick, this could be a stalkers wet dream.

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  12. harry potter by yohan1701 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I wondering which marketing droid read Harry Potter and thought that the Weasley's clock would be cool to have.

    1. Re:harry potter by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who wants to bet it will register "Mortal Peril" whenever someone sits down in front of a linux terminal?

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    2. Re:harry potter by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean the Marauder's Map?

    3. Re:harry potter by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      no, the Weasley's clock...

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  13. Bwahahaha by somethinghollow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We don't want to invade people's privacy too much

    Yes. We want to invade their privacy just the right amount. :\

  14. Read that as "future versions" by PurifyYourMind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But on a more serious note, people here might be surprised that UK people (at least those in London, if I recall correctly), aren't as worried about privacy/spying issues as you might think. London has had hundreds of cameras in its metro area to prevent crime. I think it would be a little worrying if it recorded political protests or other citizen-sensitive events. But overall I imagine there's a reduction in person-to-person crime there.

    1. Re:Read that as "future versions" by TeacherOfHeroes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just keep in mind that theres a bit of a difference between casually observing a public environment with a camera, and trackinging you in particular where ever you go by turning your cell phone into a 24/7 tracking device.

      My question is, will cellphones start to not turn off when the cell phone is "off". Will "off" now mean "really low power mode" - just enough to keep transmitting?

    2. Re:Read that as "future versions" by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 1

      Camera's record everything, but unless your caught on camera doing something wrong you really don't have to worry as they can't track your identity with them yet.

      More & more information is being kept about us, its when you can start linking this information via things like Identity cards or this with mobile phone tracking that people should start to be worried.

      tracking your phone, not only gives you your location, but it also provides an individual phone number, which is access to your phone account, this phone account can be used to find billing records and bank details.

      Its a powerful tool to track someone & profile their identity at the same time, weather it be government or anyone else for that matter.

      We are constantly giving more & more people information about us and we are getting little assurance in return of what is going to be done to protect the information we provide.

    3. Re:Read that as "future versions" by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Informative

      My question is, will cellphones start to not turn off when the cell phone is "off". Will "off" now mean "really low power mode" - just enough to keep transmitting?

      They aready do just that. Modern digital cell phones send a pulse every few seconds in order to register that it's got service, that it's online, and what cell it should register in.

      The cell companies then have a helluva router system to get the text messages and calls to you when you "show up" in a particular cell.

      One of the great innovations with digital cellular is dynamic signal strength - when you are close to a cell tower and have good signal, it cuts back its broadcast so that the notice pulse every few seconds conserves every last watt. That lets a phone run for days on end without any problems if you don't talk much.

      Combine the "helluva" routers and a database, and you have an unparalleled geographic location system.

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    4. Re:Read that as "future versions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people here might be surprised that UK people aren't as worried about privacy/spying issues as you might think. London has had hundreds of cameras in its metro area to prevent crime.

      And people with brains might be surprised that you expect to have privacy in a public place.

    5. Re:Read that as "future versions" by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hundreds of cameras? Last time I checked, London has hundreds of thousands of cameras

    6. Re:Read that as "future versions" by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Off means a really small battery cut-out switch

      My cellphone is smart enough to turn itself back on in order for the alarm clock to function. It isn't much of a stretch to imagine that 'smart' phones can have a small bit o'software that can turn the phone on (without lighting up the screen) long enough to register at a cell, then turn the phone back off again.

      /is going to buy a tinfoil sack for his phone.

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    7. Re:Read that as "future versions" by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      Actually there are more than four million government-controlled surveilance cameras in the UK - one for every fifteen people. That makes even this rabid right-winger a bit nervous...

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    8. Re:Read that as "future versions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hundreds? Have you ever been to London? There 10s of thousands of spy cameras, and now they are rolling out the hidden microphones. Very scary

    9. Re:Read that as "future versions" by PC-PHIX · · Score: 1

      My question is, will cellphones start to not turn off when the cell phone is "off". Will "off" now mean "really low power mode" - just enough to keep transmitting?

      Even with current cellphones, off is not really off. When switched 'off' your phone still keeps track of the time, date and other settings that, with the battery removed completely, need to be reset.

      I use my mobile phone as my alarm clock and when I set it at night, I turn it 'off'. In the morning my phone turns itself back 'on' to trigger the alarm which shows it really is in fact ON the whole time, just in a low-power mode.

      My phone is just a regular Nokia 6230 and come to think of it, my previous phones (6310i, 7110 and I think even my 3210) could do it too!

      I already know people who, when they want to "make sure there's no-one listening" will remove the battery from their phone to ensure no power is being supplied to the unit.

      So I expect people with that much paranoia (or that much to hide) will continue to remove their battery from time to time or... *drum roll* LEAVE THE PHONE BEHIND!

      It may be a low-tech alternative, but it's REALLY effective at stopping your phone from being used as a tracking device. So long as you also remember to leave your Driver's Licence at home because they contain chips now too, take someone else's car because there's an RFID inside the licence plates and keep the disguise on for good measure because you are always on camera.

      Excuse me for a second... there's a black helicopter landing in my front yard.....

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    10. Re:Read that as "future versions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even with current cellphones, off is not really off. When switched 'off' your phone still keeps track of the time, date and other settings that, with the battery removed completely, need to be reset.
      Yes, and it can also be tracked. In a recent infamous case in Ireland the Gardai (police) found the body of the victim.
      On January 12, the body was found, partly with the help of advanced technology that tracked the phone in Robert's pocket.
      Irish Independent (can't find original, but can verify seeing this in print):
      For the past eight days, gardai admitted that Robert's clear-fascia Nokia 3200 - which was a Christmas gift from his parents - was crucial to their investigation and the possible location of the boy. Yesterday, sources within the mammoth search operation indicated to the Irish Independent that gardai were in a position to focus their search on specific locations thanks to a boosted signal from a strategic mobile phone mast in East Cork. The last trace of Robert before yesterday's discovery was a phone call he attempted to make at 2.36pm on January 4 last, just minutes after he left his home at Ballyedmond. Robert ran out of credit as he attempted to ring a friend - and then disappeared without trace until yesterday's grim discovery at Inch strand. However, telecommunications experts assisting the Garda hunt kept working on ways of possibly tracing a signal from his handset. It was felt that, if the signal from the key transmission mast could be significantly boosted, it could trace the handset even if the mobile was switched off. The only way that this effort would not work was if the handset had been disabled - or if it had been exposed to serious water damage. Until now, all that was known about Robert's phone was that his last call was diverted via the mobile phone mast in Cloyne - effectively ensuring the search radius included the greater Midleton and East Cork areas. Yesterday, members of the search campaign expressed belief that the telecommunications gurus provided the critical breakthrough the Gardai required.
      Later, it became clear that this was the case. The popular opinion was that the phone had been traced despite it being powered off and the Gardai refused to give more details.
    11. Re:Read that as "future versions" by moonbender · · Score: 1

      When switched 'off' your phone still keeps track of the time, date and other settings that, with the battery removed completely, need to be reset.

      Now that you mention it, I think even after removing the battery the time on my cell phone was still set. I've got the same model as you. Must have some small internal backup battery...

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    12. Re:Read that as "future versions" by PC-PHIX · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, I think even after removing the battery the time on my cell phone was still set. I've got the same model as you. Must have some small internal backup battery...

      It might be my imagination, and I'm not about to go and test it as it's not practical at all this week, but I think I have observed my phone keeping such settings without the battery installed provided it is not removed for any great length of time. This of course does suggest some kind of onboard battery backup / alternative power even if it's just a few capacitors keeping charge.

      If I'm right, you can remove the battery long enough to swap an MMC card, replace the Xpress-on covers or clean the phone, but longer (20-30 minutes?) would mean setting the clock over again. Also once you have had the battery removed for a while, if you replace it, reset the settings and immediately remove it again, the time it manages without seems to shrink. This would further imply a small, rechargeable backup battery is part of the phone's mainboard.

      However, this is mostly speculation and apart from pulling a phone apart, asking someone who works on them, emailing Nokia etc. etc., I have no way or verifying it at the moment. I'd love to hear from someone who knows for sure and not just regarding the Nokia 6230 either - what is the general trend for this type of thing?

      The point is, the phone is certainly capable of doing things while it is 'off', probably still doing some things when the battery is removed and in the future it would not be hard at all to enhance these functions for the purposes of locating the phone as per the article.

      Like I say... if you're paranoid, leave the phone at home!!

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    13. Re:Read that as "future versions" by JeremyGL · · Score: 1

      I think it would be a little worrying if it recorded political protests or other citizen-sensitive events.

      Nah, it's OK, they just turn them off if there's an anti-government demonstration (https://publish.indymedia.org.uk/en/2005/03/30677 2.html)

      Jeremy

    14. Re:Read that as "future versions" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And keep in mind that most people just don't realise that they are on camera every 10m they walk around London and that by the time they get home at night their entire journey would be determinable with enough resource.

      Something only to become easier as soon as biometric scanners and ID cards are brought in.

    15. Re:Read that as "future versions" by yarbo · · Score: 1

      If I take the battery out of my phone (Nokia something), the clock is reset. However, It takes about 30 seconds for it to grab the correct time from the network, so it's not a big deal. Maybe your phone is just faster at it than mine is? Or maybe you didn't watch it the moment it turned on again.

    16. Re:Read that as "future versions" by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Hm, no, I don't think so. My phone never gets the correct time from the network - I don't think the network operator supports that. Which is extremely annoying to me, because it'd just be such a sensible function.

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  15. Accurate coordinates by swilver · · Score: 1

    I bet the software is the one responsible for making the coordinates "fuzzy" by mapping a set of pretty accurate coordinates onto some predefined locations. In other words, this should be hackable to give you accurate coordinates...

    1. Re:Accurate coordinates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you RTFA, they do it by tracking which cell phone tower you're connected to so it is necessarily fuzzy unless you've got cell towers every block. It wouldn't even really work in many flat, rural areas where a single cell tower covers an entire town.

    2. Re:Accurate coordinates by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Not too many ares use a single tower anymore. The cell phone provider can bounce your signal to different towers and your phone can recive signal from towers too far away for you to talk to. They can do this to allow people talking access to the good lines were people not talking will still get a ringer.

      This is how they could locate you before GPS was widley availbe in phones. You can reasonble track someone to within a couple hundred feet by using a method like this. You would be surprised at how close it can be.

      Most developed areas even have cell towers in office buildings so customers get great reception while conducting business. You don't really need a tower to have a cell tower in place.

  16. ...maybe for you West Virginia folk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I cant wait to stalk my girlfriend with it.

    Wouldn't it be far easier just to get on your knees and peer under the crack of your sister's door instead?

  17. Cell phone auto-activation and batteries by dyfet · · Score: 1
    Yes. Just remove the battery if you really don't want to be tracked...

    1. Re:Cell phone auto-activation and batteries by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      And the backup battery.

      Hell, just get a Faraday cage and shove it in there when you don't want to be tracked.

    2. Re:Cell phone auto-activation and batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that drain the battery? Forcing the phone to constantly search for a tower it can never see?

    3. Re:Cell phone auto-activation and batteries by demo · · Score: 1

      ...or just don't bring it along.... hmm.. no, too low-tech.

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  18. Leave your phone at home! by Krapulator · · Score: 1

    Not that diffcult is it?

    1. Re:Leave your phone at home! by kingturkey · · Score: 1

      It might be just me but that sort of makes the idea of a mobile phone redundant, doesn't it?

  19. Microsofts vision of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have a pretty good idea of what Microsoft's vision of the future looks like. Something like this:
    Login Failed. Unknown Server: Samba4
    This page cannot be displayed. Please download Internet Explorer 8.
    File cannot be played. Unknown Codec: WMV4
    ERROR: This program requires a computer with a TPM chip installed.
    etc...
    Needless to say, I don't see Microsoft's vision of the future as a desirable goal.
    1. Re:Microsofts vision of the future by publius_jr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Microsoft's strategy is no secret: it's called ``de-commoditizing protocols.'' According to a leaked MS memo (http://www.catb.org/~esr/halloween/halloween1.htm l), MS seeks to blunt OSS attacks by

      de-commoditiz[ing] protocols & applications.... OSS projects have been able to gain a foothold in many server applications because of the wide utility of highly commoditized, simple protocols. By extending these protocols and developing new protocols, we can deny OSS projects entry into the market.

      Nor is MS the only company to use this strategy. The record companies with their SACD and DVD-audio formats (as if 24-bit audio weren't trivial to implement! O yeah, they're charging us customers for those despised copy protection methods.). Creative uses this strategy with their high-quality Audigy SoundBlaster ZS2 cards. The internal audio pin-header is not compatible with the standard format. Thus, I cannot connect the card to my case's front-panel audio inputs/outputs. If I want easy headphone access, I have to pay extra for a huge Creative-made bay & special connector. Creative will not succeed in their efforts, I surmise, despite their persistence; they don't have a strong enough hold on the sound-card market. I wouldn't buy from them again, unless the re-commoditize this protocol. As for MS & the record companies, they may be able to shove these formats down our throats. It certainly doesn't help that the mass of Americans are ignorant of these problems. And you can bet the MPAA can't wait for HD-DVD.

  20. It will only be truely useful though... by toddhunter · · Score: 1

    When it shows when they are in mortal danger...

    1. Re:It will only be truely useful though... by DeathToBill · · Score: 1
      1. They are using this service.
      2. The service has been out for more than 24 hours (and therefore has been hacked).

      Ergo they are in mortal danger.

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    2. Re:It will only be truely useful though... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Remember, if the Weasleys can afford one of these, Lucas Malfoy has probably had a much more 'interesting' one for years and years.

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    3. Re:It will only be truely useful though... by toddhunter · · Score: 1

      Yes apparently his tells you what time it is as well.

  21. Decentralized version by Mr_Tulip · · Score: 1
    It would be farily trivial to create an SMS-driven application that did this without any need for centralized networks or 'information gathering'. I'd imagine that a simple buddy list - a subset of your address book - would be notified via SMS whenever your phone changed cells, or entered into a certain 'zone' predefined by your carrier.

    The buddy list could also be SMS driven , similar to IM clients that require your authorization before someone can add you to their buddy list. Of course this would require cooperation from many mobile phone vendors, and there's really not that much money in it (except increased SMS revenue).

    As far as the big brother issue - just turn off your phone when you are not using it.. sheesh.

    1. Re:Decentralized version by Patrik+Arvhult · · Score: 1

      Maybe the phones generic IM utilizing a built-in GPS via some good standard api. And crypto too. No Big Brother needs to know anything, neither Microsoft gets free statistics on peoples locations. ((Posted with Lynx))

    2. Re:Decentralized version by Mr_Tulip · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's already patenented :) If not, consider this slashdot post to be prior art

    3. Re:Decentralized version by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if companies had to disclose if it intends to ever profit off the data it collects on you. Maybe even have to disclose if they are going to collect data from a product or service they sell.

      Also, I'm currious to if a company secretly collects data and uses it for profit, could some of that profit actualy belong to the user? I mean microsoft collect details about the music and movies you watch with thier media player. They can place that with your location and registration information. If they sell this to marketers, It would basicaly be my information (property) they are profiting from. I think i would be entitled to some return on that just the same if they were using my name to endorse thier product. Of course unless I agree to let them use it, that is.

    4. Re:Decentralized version by Bj�rn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As far as the big brother issue - just turn off your phone when you are not using it.. sheesh.

      Yeah, it's not like I have a mobile phone so that people can call me. Obviously I only use my mobile to call others. ;-)

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  22. you guys - cells AINT GPS you know! by somewhere+in+AU · · Score: 2, Informative

    Stop going on about pinpoint precision etc.

    Cells aren't also neatly geographically defined things either - they are regions of equal power and so this shape changes, varies in size according to density (high in city BIG in country) etc.

    Sometimes your apparent position in terms of cell can jump around hugely across bays and harbours if you come into line of sight of a particularly good tower and out from another, actually closer.

    Throw in multiple reflections (the typical way your signal gets to you) and you don't have "tracking" in the sort of sense that GPS does - so stop going on about it a if it does.

    We did this stuff way back in 2000 so all these M$ bashing is sorta on the right side of the fence.. you know it's never "real" or never existed until *we* did it.. goes on all the time!

    Alex.

    1. Re:you guys - cells AINT GPS you know! by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Modern cell phones, in the US and possibly elsewhere, have GPS built-in. No pinpoint precision?

    2. Re:you guys - cells AINT GPS you know! by somewhere+in+AU · · Score: 1

      Story was from EU though - I hadn't seen GPS phones mentioned in there - that's all..

    3. Re:you guys - cells AINT GPS you know! by Xaria · · Score: 1

      Actually, they can track you to within 50 metres without a GPS. All that's necessary is that you're within range of three mobile phone towers and they triangulate.

    4. Re:you guys - cells AINT GPS you know! by somewhere+in+AU · · Score: 1

      no no no.. i hope you don't think it's a matter of just straight lines on a flat piece of paper exercise? :-)

      Think about it - with multiple reflections between zillions of buildings OTA (observed time of arrival) methods used by Ericsson et al get confused - you may actually be close but the path is lot longer so you appear further away.

      look at the specs & perf of each of the providers, Ericsson, Nokia etc.

      Additionally these OTA are like thick bands and you won't always have 3 trying to pin you down as well - think country highway where they have just a pair point up and down - in that case you are just known to be SOMEWHERE in that radius at some distance +- from the tower - that's as good as it gets.. so the talk on "tracking you" and relating it aka GPS does get carried away somewhat..

      These are all network based with out GPS handset assist of course!

    5. Re:you guys - cells AINT GPS you know! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Throw in multiple reflections (the typical way your signal gets to you) and you don't have "tracking" in the sort of sense that GPS does - so stop going on about it a if it does.

      Network positioning through triangulation and signal strength was good enough to locate phones to within 100 mteres using ad-hoc gear five years ago. http://www.computerworld.com/mobiletopics/mobile/s tory/0,10801,64057,00.html

      With better equipment and techniques, there's no reason that couldn't be improved, and while it won't be pinpoint, it will be near enough to cause privacy concerns.

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    6. Re:you guys - cells AINT GPS you know! by Rufus211 · · Score: 1
      Stop going on about pinpoint precision etc.


      Ever heard of E911? Phones have or will have a combination of GPS/triangulation to get "within 50 to 300 meters in most cases." Do you really think they'll limit using that just for 911 calls?
  23. Microsoft's vision of the future by Caspian · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a penguin's face - forever."

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    1. Re:Microsoft's vision of the future by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      I can't help think of a Two Minutes of Hate type thing, where instead of the face turning into a sheep, it turns into a penguin...

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  24. And they laughed at my no mobile phones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just like they laughed at my extraordinarily long cords. But who's laughing now?

  25. Remember kids... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

    War Is Peace Freedom Is Slavery Ignorance Is Strength
    Oh, and Bill^H^Hg Brother is always watching.
    (http://www.studentsfororwell.org/)

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    1. Re:Remember kids... by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Oh, and Bill^H^Hg Brother

      Dude, I hope you know the black helicopters are on there way to reconfigure your unix box and reconfigure you. Hope you like the Miniluv.

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    2. Re:Remember kids... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's what you think. I'm really a super-secret agent with a PhD. in Kicking Your Ass. And a Real doctor. But uh, yea, I'm a good sheep. The computer I'm posting on is running XPSP2. That should at least buy me some time.

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  26. Privacy by GeeksHaveFeelings · · Score: 0, Redundant

    We don't want to invade people's privacy too much,

    Just a little bit then?

  27. My vision of the future... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Stuff will be sold that does what it is suppose to, and nothing else.

    No logos or labels slapped on it that make it ugly.

    Just functionality at a fair price.

    No marketer driven add-ons, subscriptions, embedded into something else, etc.

    Wait, someone is slapping me awake.

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    1. Re:My vision of the future... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      If you want to remove labels, go ahead.

      Some sand paper and scissors go a long way.

      Of course, lots of people buy objects solely because of the well displayed branding, but that's a different story.

      i don't remember which William Gibson book it was, but in it, the main character compulsively removes all the labels and branding from her clothes and other possessions.

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    2. Re:My vision of the future... by __aapmdj9174 · · Score: 1

      Book is "Pattern Recognition" and for those who haven't read it, is an excellent read.

    3. Re:My vision of the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do remove branding from whatever I wear or use. It's just that I'm lazy and impatient, and the things often look a bit tortured.

  28. Track People Based On What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this anything, like, say, http://beta.plazes.com/?

    Ah, another fine 'innovation' from Microsoft.

  29. Privacy issues by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Those in London had rather more to worry about, when those cameras went up. The IRA were literally driving trucks with thousand pound bombs in the back, which made a lot of people very nervous. Things have settled down somewhat since then.


    It is also important to remember that although data retention laws require information to be available for security reasons, the Data Protection Act prohibits making that information available to anyone else. In fact, most of Europe has incredibly strict privacy laws - along with laws prohibiting the trade of such information to organizations and companies that are outside the jurisdiction of those privacy laws.


    A good solid campaign by European technophiles, to remind Euro MPs (and regular MPs) about the British and European privacy laws with regards to personal data, especially when coupled with reminders of Microsoft's extremely dodgy past on security issues, would be likely to derail Microsoft's efforts entirely, as their proposals are technically illegal and politicians in Europe - at least for now - are eager to NOT be seen aiding and abetting lawbreakers. In fact, a solid-enough campaign that also brought in Microsoft's status in Europe as a monopolist guilty of breaking trade laws might potentially finish off Microsoft in Europe entirely.


    Before anyone marks me as rabidly anti-Microsoft (I'm not rabid, I just don't like them), this post is not a condemnation of the corporation. It is merely pointing out that their proposal violates EU privacy directives and assorted national laws. This is more likely ignorance than malice, as America has no concept of privacy, but that simply isn't relevent. It would be relatively easy for someone to spin this in a way that would leave politicians with very cold feet. Politicians aren't generally brave - that's not how to get re-elected. Politicians are professional cowards. No sane coward is going to want to be seen breaking the law - or even potentially breaking it - right now. If that were to be how opponents presented it, most politicos would back off very very quickly.

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    1. Re:Privacy issues by timeOday · · Score: 1
      It is also important to remember that although data retention laws require information to be available for security reasons, the Data Protection Act prohibits making that information available to anyone else.
      Only until the first sign of a security threat. Then those protection acts become "bottlenecks to cooperation between law enforcement agencies." You'll see. And if the protection laws can't be repealed, no matter. They can always be overridden by secret presidential directives.
  30. did it include by darth_linux · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the phrase "resistance is futile"? or perhaps several of them speaking together. please don't imagine a Beowulf cluster of those.

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  31. embrace and extend by fihzy · · Score: 5, Informative

    "This is more a new concept than a new technology, and the real version may still be a year or two away."

    Boy those Microsoft Reserchers are really innovative. I don't know how they keep managing to come up with this stuff

  32. Gee I expected something else by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Some of you may have heard that MS is supposed to be having some legal troubles in europe. Stuff about its current OS. So here I was expecting to read about MS proposing something to fix the problems. You know like vista with a clear seperation between components.

    Instead we get some lame gadgets. What is so special about it that this should be shown to people that are supposed to be keeping MS on a short leash?

    At best this is a non article about time wasters. At worsed(?) this is the EU being blinded by MS into giving up on its plans to call MS to order.

    For some reason I am not to thrilled either about MS research projects. The company always promises a rosy future yet never seems able to deliver. Remember what NT4 was supposed to be? Windows ME? Windows XP? Longhorn/Vista? Exactly when are we getting that damn database like filesystem?

    Oh well the MS fanboys should have a nice day.

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    1. Re:Gee I expected something else by cnettel · · Score: 1
      Was Windows ME ever supposed to be anything but a patch-up from 98SE and an attempt to get people used to never having a real DOS mode?

      The bold vision for XP was to get the 9x users over.

      NT4, 2000 and Longhorn are all projects that at one time or another were connected to huge ideas, though. They all kind of failed. On the other hand, they are all significant improvement over their predecessors. The current WinFS beta is also a whole lot closer than they ever were before -- the gap between "this is oh so cool in PowerPoint" and "this is running on your machine" isn't there, as you can have it on your machine. Trouble is, it just isn't very exciting right now. The current pitch is that no app should need its own data store, just dump it into the database. Right now, I just don't see any analysis on their part for WHY people are rolling their own data store on Windows right now, instead of using Jet (the Access engine) for everything. It will be interesting to see if they manage to make the APIs simple, yet versatile, enough to stop people from just dumping some structs into a binary file and then patch on an index as an afterthought for most consumer apps, even those that should benefit from a real database backend, if only for performance.

    2. Re:Gee I expected something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worst

  33. privacy is overrated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  34. Future? by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

    For some reason, Microsoft's "visions of the future" always remind me of that Beavis and Butthead christmas episode where Beavis is talking about "the future" and it shows him and Butthead in Burger World, with Beavis as the Terminator. ROFL!

    1. Re:Future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All participants have to sing for the service separately and personally

      I can't sing so they can't track me!

  35. Click here by Speare · · Score: 1

    Hm, Timmy seems to be at "Click here to name this zone." Hey, that's where Megan was yesterday. I wonder if they're seeing each other...

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  36. Poor battery technology... by rkaa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    is probably the only reason why there isn't yet "security" demands for enabling a cellulars camera remotely. But in the meanwhile: Just imagine of all the fun they have tapping into voluntary video calls :) In all other respects than video surveillance we're way past Orwell's predictions from "1984". Chauchescu must be spinning in his grave over the lost opportunities; The poor old sod only got as far as to sample all the countrys typewriters. What an amateur. Tie the IP up to cellphones, track them and film the environment... now there's a precision tool for the professional peek-a-boo.

  37. It's not tracking *you*... by Froggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...it's only tracking your phone. As such, it's pretty easy to avoid "surveillance": just leave the thing behind. Of course that means people can't ring you, but if you're really worried about your privacy you maybe don't want to be connected 24/7 anyway.

    Me, I lose the damn thing all the time anyway. "Where's Mama today? Oh look, she's been dropped behind the couch again."

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    1. Re:It's not tracking *you*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you ever watched Star Trek? Almost all the characters that have deliberately removed their communicator (aka cell phone) have been up to no good (by some definition of "no good") and so that's the first sign that Security (police, FBI, CIA, etc) should be on the lookout for them.

  38. It seems inevitable.... by SammysIsland · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that this sort of thing will happen given the speedy advances in technology, specifically wireless technologies. Our service provides will always have the ability to track this sort of information. What is MOST important is that this information is not transferred from providers to others (including government). Laws must keep up with technology, and this seems impossible with 9/11 style legislation.

    What we will need, for our protection from 1984, or probably more like 2020, is end user liscence contracts, rather than agreements. The end user should start imposing contracts (union style) on service providers that set out the terms of what the company can and cannot do with information on the customer. This should specifically include limitation on data retention, and use of information for marketing.

    This would not seem dissimilar to medical information or even seemingly more confidential, client lawyer relationships.

    1. Re:It seems inevitable.... by General+Melchett · · Score: 1

      Thats one of the best commnents ive ever read.

  39. No dummy, its for LOVED ONES only! by kale77in · · Score: 3, Funny

    C'mon, doesn't anyone READ the announcement?

    They explicitly said the technology would track your LOVED ONES. If someone WASN'T *your* *loved* *one*, then I think the implication is very clear -- the software simply wouldn't work at all for a person like that! And surely by now they have enough other dirt on you to know if someone is your loved one or not.

    A fair go for your loved ones at M$ is all that I'm asking...

    1. Re:No dummy, its for LOVED ONES only! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone wasn't my loved one, they would obviously have set the Evil Bit.

    2. Re:No dummy, its for LOVED ONES only! by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      And as far as governments are concerned, all it's subjects (err, citizens) are loved ones!

  40. Re:Linux Suxks! by czydve · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do you do drugs?

  41. Re:Linux Suxks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod this insightful gentleman up

  42. Sounds like my carrier's WIS Service by 0xB00F · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is more a new concept than a new technology, and the real version may still be a year or two away.
    It would track the mobile phone signals of loved ones, then cross-reference which mobile cell they were in with pre-programmed locations, like the home, school, or workplace.

    Sorry Microsoft, but my carrier has already been doing that for a while now: http://www.personfinder.ph/.

    Additionally, when I was working as systems development lead for an SMS applications company, I developed a program that uses two cell sites to triangulate a phone's position based on relative signal strength. It was dropped out of development because ANTS beat us to it.

    If this is Microsoft's vision of the future, I guess it would be safe to say "The future is NOW!".

    1. Re:Sounds like my carrier's WIS Service by BBird · · Score: 1

      or rather ... "The future was yesterday!"

  43. no shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, I learned this the hard way! Turns out a "restraining order" isn't a kinky S&M thing that she wanted me to do to her, involving rope and a bullhorn. It's actually some stupid court thing where I can't get within a certain number of feet of her.

    Boy was my face red!!

  44. that is.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...simply astounding. 4 million cameras. Probably doesn't count satellite cameras either, heh. And now they are building tiny hover drones with cameras, and soon after that probably smart dust cameras. And there's no end in sight, just smaller and better tech.

    It's creepy.

    Government as some sort of beneficial service is not entirely correct, nor even it's first function, it is primarily a for-profit growth business and they really enjoy their monopoly. Where else can a company demand that you pay for a product, at whatever cost they determine, and you can't say no to the purchase? Outside of gangster protection rackets, I can't think of any.

  45. +1 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  46. Unfortunately, true. by jd · · Score: 1
    Well, for most places, anyway. It is just possible for the Queen to declare England to be in a state of Constitutional Emergency, in which case she can usurp power from the Government and lock Tony Blair in the Tower of London. Chances are, she won't, though.


    In Britain, that leaves the House of Lords, who can threaten to veto all legislation from now to eternity. Not a whole lot anyone can do to stop them, either, as they're not elected and it's next to impossible for anyone to impeach them. Still, Tony Blair has threatened to eliminate the entire House (and one can never be quite sure on the interpretation on that) if they defy him too much.


    There's also the European Court of Human Rights, but they have only limited powers to enforce their rulings. Generally, though, Governments will bow down to them. At least, in public. The European Court is interesting in all of this, because they are very unpredictable.


    The last great hope of Europe is, ironically enough, the British Intelligence network. "Huh?" you might very well say. They have apparently brought down previous British governments (such as that of Harold Wilson), when they have believed the Government had become a danger to Britain. Not a million miles from the way the Watergate scandal broke in the US, only there is evidence that MI5 collectively acted against their superiors in Whitehall, rather than a single individual acting on their own.


    Is it even remotely likely MI5 would bring down Tony Blair? Probably not. Would it be even possible? Oh, certainly. And, as noted, there is some basis for believing they've taken matters into their own hands before.


    But this is mostly by-the-by. George Bush can't be re-elected and his supporters control all divisions within the Government, so he has no consequences to consider. In Europe, politicians are forever looking over their shoulders. They are always at risk from scandals or other PR disasters. They are therefore far more likely to listen to people, provided it is done right and they consider the risks too great. That is why an organized voice of the IT community must present a coherent case to them. They will listen - they can't afford not to.

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  47. Why is it... by SEGT · · Score: 1

    That this is evil, yet the communicators they had on Next Generation which allowed the computer to track every single person were cool? Its actually simple to get around the evilness by just not taking your cellphone with you, just like on Star Trek when they wanted to go incognito.

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  48. I can see it now... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 0, Troll

    "J K Rowling sues Microsoft for copyright infringement"

    On a more serious note:
    I think that the bowl thing is the most useless piece of junk of the face of this planet. Who wants to display images on a bowl? This isn't new technology, this isn't even a new concept for crying out loud.
    It's a weird-shaped touchscreen!

    The "home note" device will probably end up like the refrigerators with internet access. No one will want to send text messages or email from the kitchen counter.
    People, or at least I, would much rather send them while sitting down in a chair with a cell phone, or better yet, a computer.

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    1. Re:I can see it now... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      Once again, I see my post has been moderated down as troll.
      I'm not attempting to start a flame war or anything of that sort, these are my opinions. I think that these are bad ideas. At least I supported them with reasons instead of just saying "OMFG THESE R SUX!!"

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  49. Stupid /. This looks useful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As of now I'm no longer viewing MS threads on /. and will be only reading the games section. You people are pathetic.

    First, the headline blatently tries to start a flamewar by inferring this had anything to do with recent legal troubles.

    Second, this actually looks useful. If it solves just one death by keeping assholes off cellphones (no need to call to confirm being late if you can monitor traffic) it will be well worth it. And although I don't have children, if I did I would sure like to know their whereabouts (until a reasonable age where they may have that privacy).

  50. Future? by Masa · · Score: 3, Informative

    So, this is the future, eh? In Finland we already have had this kind of service for several years already. For example, our biggest mobile phone operator TeliaSonera has been offering a service, where you can query a location of your family members for quite a while now. All participants have to sing for the service separately and personally, so it should be relatively safe, but nonetheless it will give a power to stalk you girlfriend/wife/kids. And I have understood that this will give a location quite accurately (street address etc.).

  51. bad parenting or not... by quest(answer)ion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    sadly, most parents have already failed. for some parents, the analogy of the police-state is just fine for them in terms of how they run their household. it's easy to say "get involved," but the fact is that getting involved is a damn sight harder than it sounds for a disturbingly large portion of parents.

    in the face of an inability to actually communicate, what's left is oversight (which is true regardless of whether we're talking about the relationship of Big Brother to the People or of Mom and Dad to The Kids).

    look at some mobile phone ads even now: the 'parental' motive for giving your kid a phone is that it allows you to keep in contact, or keep in touch. using the phone as a tracking device like this is just a logical extension of that impulse, and i can guarantee that there will be a ready and willing market for it.

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  52. From Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It would track the mobile phone signals of loved ones, then cross-reference ... with pre-programmed locations"

    Big Brother: "Why, I love you all! And, I actually sublet all of the land, so no problem there. My, this will be marvelous. Can I get one for my friend over there, too? Oh, but don't tell him about it, it's a, ummm, present."

    Or, W: "You mean I'm taking all of this flack for this NSA wiretapping stuff, and this other company is GIVING it away? Get me the FCC on the phone RIGHT NOW.'

  53. stolen car, stolen phone by Baki · · Score: 1

    just as stolen cars are used by criminals, cause using an officially registered car would give them away, they'll use stolen phones. and of course use brute methods to extort the pin-code from the victim so they can use the phone (afterwards killing them to gain time to use the phone before anyone gets the idea the phone has been stolen).

  54. Food + Touch Screen by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    That's got to be one of the most impractical uses of technology invented, and an excellent breeding ground for germs.

  55. Too much ? by ultranova · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We don't want to invade people's privacy too much, so we deliberately keep things very coarse grained.

    How about you don't invade it at all ? I would really like to be able to carry my mobile phone with me without announcing to everyone who cares to ask where I go, especially since our Glorious Leaders made that little data retention law...

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    1. Re:Too much ? by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      This has all been done before. There was a company in Britian that had proximity cards that all employees carried. When they walked into their office it would log them into their systems and if they happened to be in a different office the phone system was able to track them down and route their phone calls automatically to the nearest phone.

      Here in the states we have something called E-Pass, it is a transponder for your car that takes care of tolls automatically on the toll roads. They are installing recivers for these transponders on other streets so they can track traffic flows. At some point this is suppose to allow people to check routes through town to determine which are congested and if an alternate route would be better. I seriously doubt that this will be used in that way. Very few people will bother to check for alternate routes and once you are in the traffic it is usually to late to get out of it.

      We are not to far away from having the ability to embed a cell phone in your body. They will sell this as a benefit since you would never lose your phone, only you would hear the ring tone, vibrate mode would feel really good, free up your hands to drive the car or do other things.

  56. still true by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if you can not dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh!t...

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  57. Oh WOW! by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    This is bullshit, what did it take - all of 3 minutes to come up with? Is this the best Microsoft can do, some bullshit instant messenger system that just locates users by phone, big fucking deal. The technology to track phones is already commercial, Google and the major IM players will have cornered this in a couple of years anyway. It might be a nice feature but its hardly the revolution

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  58. Microsoft Charm by patricksevenlee · · Score: 1

    Microsoft charm is like a creepy nerdy guy (aka average Slashdotter) trying to charm a beautiful girl. The more he tries to put on the charm, he creepier he comes across.

  59. putting a stop to this nonsense. by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... it's pretty easy to avoid "surveillance": just leave the thing behind.

    How about making laws that forbid the use of public services to spy on people? How much money does it cost the phone company to keep track of everyone's position? All they really need to centralize is how much you owe them, which is currently based on airtime and how far you call. Building data pipes so they can sell the information to vendors like M$ is not just invasive, it's a waste of public money. That kind of gossip should be outlawed.

    The M$ wherabouts clock has a default date of 1984. Instead of protecting people's privacy, my government is encouraging data collection of the most detailed sort so it can spy on normal citizens too. I'm disgusted with them all.

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  60. Oyster card works fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Oyster card works fine to track your movements. The mobile will just be icing on top.

    My question is, will cellphones start to not turn off when the cell phone is "off". Will "off" now mean "really low power mode" - just enough to keep transmitting?

    Obviously they are in low power mode to keep the clock going. In fact Sony Erikssons will wake up from powered down to ring the alarm, should you set it. Removing the main battery prevents that, but I suspect there is a second battery for the clock.

  61. Re:Holiday Message by Rinkhals · · Score: 1

    Well, as a third world resident, I am starting to understand why life in the US *IS* so repressive.

    You are apparently entitled to freedom of speech, provided your views coincide with those of your rulers.

    If they don't, you are attacked by this sort of invective.

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  62. B.S.O.D. of the foocha? by berenixium · · Score: 1

    'Fatal exception: Error Message:10XEEEEEEEEE1Billion - Unable to l0cate Lov3d One's... No Loved Ones available... Loved Ones are nowhere and do not exist. Your local system administrator will provide further details. He / She will have located your approximate position, and shall be arriving on your doorstep soon. Hav3 a nice d4y noW! M$ $upport Bureau, 2007."

  63. New concept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kind of the concept FriendFinder that the operator Telia in Sweden has, with which you can get the location of a friend (who has preapproved you) by sending SMS or by WAP?

    Oh yeah, that started in 2001, so this concept is a lot newer.. My bad.

  64. Big Billy is Watching You by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How long until they add a feedback implant? Remotely "zap" someone when they to something you don't approve of. Fat husband goes into a Dunkin Donuts ... Zap! ... boyfriend goes into a porn shop ... ZAP! ... someone boots linux instead of Windows(tm)(C) ... ZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!.

    With the historic Microsoft security, you know someone will 0WN the whole thing within a week, applying continuous DOS Zaps.

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  65. Further optimizing by orasio · · Score: 1

    A good reclinable chair you can sleep on. And diapers.

  66. Instead of Big Brother, think stalkers... by sbohmann · · Score: 1

    I've seen these things happen to a friend of mine. She was - though not everyday, and by someone she knew and who, I think, wasn't really dangerous - followed by a young man. He didn't follow her to her home, but he waited for her at other places.

    Believe me, that was a frightening situation, because all of us couln't really say what would be next.

    And now imagine such a stalker could at any time have known where she was - and if you know someone's customs, a very coarse grained position tells you everything. I mean, just imagine a weirdo watching your (in case yo are a nerd female) or your girlfirend's or sister's or mother's life from behind a monitor. And by weirdo I don't simply mean, a nerd. I mean the kind with the strange eyes who talk so slowly.

    And for a single different point, instead of stalker, think of your boss...

  67. Wanna know where they are ? by wolf.sama · · Score: 1

    Call them and ask.

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    1. Re:Wanna know where they are ? by sbohmann · · Score: 1

      Right you are :-) I so fully agree. Truly a Friend of Mine Thou Art!

  68. What??? No +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for insightful Poltergeist reference?