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  1. How he did it on GPS Tracking Device Beats Radar Gun in Court · · Score: -1, Troll

    1) Get ticket
    2) Reset clock on GPS device
    3) Drive route again
    4) Profit

  2. Re:Backups? on Disgruntled Engineer Hijacks San Francisco's Computer System · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Productivity? By a government agency?

    This is not about productivity, it is about control.

  3. Word-changing tech on What Tech Should Be Seen At TED? · · Score: 3, Funny

    What unknown tech is about to completely change the world that these people need to know about?

    You came to slashdot to ask that?

  4. Re:Obligatory... on Seagate Announces First 1.5TB Desktop Hard Drive · · Score: 5, Funny

    The question is WHEN do Joe need that much space? Lets talk about this question in a couple of years...

    When Windows 7 comes out

  5. Re:Pay-for-water? Well, we already do, but... on Pickens Plans On Wind Power · · Score: 1

    It's never free. Getting clean water to the tap is paid for by somebody. Maybe the person who uses it doesn't pay full price for it, but someone, somewehere is paying for it.

    What he wants to do is correlate use with payment. This provides a motive for conservation.

  6. Mods are sure insecure tonite on Hans Reiser Leads Police To Nina's Body · · Score: 1

    Why is parent modded 'troll'? HR has been discussed numerous times on slashdot. Parent's question does seem relevant.

  7. Re:PETA won't be satisfied on Working Towards an Eco-Friendly Fireworks Display · · Score: 1

    They want to get rid of fireworks completely because they scare dogs.

    Melatonin apparently works as a cheap tranquilizer for dogs. It doesn't make the dog sleepy as it does humans, just calms them down. And dosage is not much a problem as the lethal dose is several hundred times the effective dose.

  8. Re:How about a comment synopsis generator on An App to Boil Down Online User Reviews · · Score: 1

    I tried that. See 'first post' above. It got modded flamebait.

  9. First Post on An App to Boil Down Online User Reviews · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our hot grits pouring overlords.

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Al Gores in Soviet Russia releasing Duke Nukem Forever, you insensitive clod!

    In Korea, only old Natalie Portman must be new here.

    All your Linux are belong to us Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to our heads.

    1)Stephen King is dead

    2)BSD is dying

    3)Profit!

    There. Fixed that for you.

  10. Dark Green on Yellow/beige on Best Color Scheme For Coding, Easiest On the Eyes? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A fir bit of informal research has been done by chessplayers on this subject. After decades of experimenting, the choice of chessboard color seems to have settled on dark green on yellow or beige.

    This makes sense when one considers that the eye sees colors best in the middle of the spectrum where yellow and green are; and sees worst at the ends where they fade into infrared and ultraviolet.

  11. Re:ho boy.... on PC Repair In Texas Now Requires a PI License · · Score: 1

    Really what are you and Texas laughing about?

    The fun of butchering English.

  12. Re:Your tax money at work! on Minnesota Pays Video Game Industry $65K In Fees · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Realize where that money comes from they're now paying, and what it was being used for in the first place.

    Such things affect everyone, no matter how much he doesn't care about games. Or whatever other trivial matter that should be handled by people individually is being made a public issue.

    Nannystates aren't just interfering with your privacy and free decision, they also cost a ton of money that could be spent better.

    Actually, the money was spent very efficiently. It gave Pawlenty national exposure as the good guy fighting evil and protecting the children. And at a very convenient time, just when McCain sewed up the nomination and it became obvious that he might need a more straight party line guy as his VP.

  13. Re:Its legal on GoDaddy VP Caught Bidding Against Customers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Summary: "We didn't do anything wrong, but we're going to stop doing it."

    Quit being a weasel. Take a stand. Make a choice and stick with it.
    Either say that it was ok and you are going to continue to allow your employees to do it, or say that it is not ok and that Mr. Dicker did something wrong.

  14. Re:Hope on The Fight To End Aging Gains Legitimacy, Funding · · Score: 4, Funny

    As an aging human myself...may I say I support this effort whole heartedly....

    Thank you. I'm going to need a spare sometime.

  15. Will it do porn? on Researchers Demo Flippable-Page E-book Reader · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Seriously, I'm not trying to troll. I've heard that one way to determine if a new technology will take off is to see if pornographers are early adopters. With that in mind, I predict that this will be an expensive flop.

  16. The bitches like it on Studies Confirm That Bad Boys Get More Girls · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that's why it works

  17. Re:Standard sentence for contempt of court on Indefinite Imprisonment For Web Site Content · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's happened a number of times. All you have to do is get enough people to agree with you. All you have to do is get enough armed people to agree with you.
    ...fixed that for you.
  18. Re:my $0.02 on How To Convince My Boss Not To Spam? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A well constructed and targeted email says alot. Yeah. It says "I'm a spammer."
  19. Lions vs spiders on Geohashing Meets an Angry Rancher With Firearms · · Score: 0

    On behalf of GP, I did the math. His argument does not look weak.

    Mountain lions 6 deaths in 130 years - in California. ( 6/130 )

    Black widows 63 people in the US in 40 years. ( 63/40 )

    The first issue is how to scale those two facts. Currently, California has about 11% of the US population. 130 Years or more ago it had probably close to 1%. Assuming a constant growth - which is the best I can do without a lot of research, that averages out to California having 5% or 1/20th of the population of the US.
    So, when we scale the numerator by multiplying by 20, it would be 120 people in 130 years.

    Now let's try to scale the denominator. If the population were not growing, we could use a factor of 130/40 or 3.25. But the early poulation was small, so I'm going to guestimate about three. 63 * 3 = 183.

    So, we have the two pieces of data roughly scaled. 120 lion deaths vs 183 black widow deaths. ( There is easily a range of error of 50% on these figures, but it's the best I can do without a lot of research ) GP's argument still looks kinda weak.

    Now let's introduce the one major fact that P didn't mention: exposure. The range of the black widow is almost all of the US. It hides in woodpiles, sheds, garages, attics. For the vast majority of the US population, there is one within 50 feet of you right now. In the last month you have probably walked within a yard of one. ( You probably didn't know about it, of course, because it was scared to mess with you. )
    But most people are not that close to mountain lions. Again, the figure is hard to calculate, but most of us never come close to a mountain lion. I'm going to make a guess that the exposure is maybe 100th of that of a black widow. ( Don't like the 100 figure? Please feel free to improve on it by doing more research than I. Or do the following mental experiment: swap 'em. Imagine lions where every spider is, and spiders where every lion is. Feel safe? )

    So when we compensate for exposure ( 120 * 100 = 12000 ) the ratio is now 12000 for lions, 183 for spiders. GP seems right: lions are dangerous. If you get near one, they are way more dangerous than spiders.

  20. Re:Jumping the gun a bit.... on UK Can Now Hold People Without Charge For 42 Days · · Score: 1

    It's got to go before the House of Lords yet Ah yes, our fine tradition of having decisions by the people we elect overturned by a bunch of unelected lords. Nope, nothing wrong with our system at all... It truly does not sound too bad. Over on this side of the pond we have a bunch of unelected people ( judges, particularly nine of them on the supreme court ) who sometimes overrule the people we elect. So far, it seems to work rather well, IMHO. Keeps the public servants from getting out of hand. Err..well...at least it slows them down a tad.
    Over here we have this thing called a constitution that the judges are supposed to follow when deciding if the legislature needs to be slapped down. And they do follow it...ummm...most of the time...welll..they follow their interpretation of it.
    What do your lords use for guidance over there?
  21. Re:Vibrating the screen on NASA's Phoenix Finally Fills Oven · · Score: 3, Funny

    The martian critter sitting on the screen is probably tired of foreplay by now...

  22. Serial hybrids on The SUV Is Dethroned · · Score: 2, Informative

    All these companies have to do is change them over to a serial hybrid ... Ah, you forget that you are dealing with American car companies. Guessing that they will get smart is not a good bet considering they have been getting dumber by the day for the past 40 years. Find me an innovative, exciting car company which is producing cars that lead the market and you won't find GM or Ford in the top ten. GM is commited to producing the Chevy Volt, and Volvo ( owned by Ford ) is devloping the Recharge AKA the hybrid C30 in Camarillo, Ca.
  23. Re:*sigh* on Hans Reiser To Reveal Location of Wife's Body · · Score: 1

    ... the judge. I thought their goal in life was to imprison everyone indefinitely. Please do get a grip. A judge's goal is to ensure justice.
    A friend of mine is a DA in a major metro area in the US, and you should hear all the complaints about those 'liberal' judges who 'want to put insane murderers back on the streets'.
  24. Re:Support Lines on Microsoft Denies Call-in 'Save XP' Petition · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I find really weird about this whole situation is that most companies would be happy if their customers were this trapped into a product! There, fixed that for you.
  25. Re:First post! on Have Mathematics Exams Become Easier? · · Score: 1

    You're not an idiot. Over twenty minutes passed before it caught a 'funny' mod. I WAS way too subtle.