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  1. Re:Well, sorta on 42 of the Best Commercial Linux Games · · Score: 1

    VMWare 6.5 has much more complete 3D support I assume that would be VMware Workstation 6.5. We (I currently work for a large unnamed virtualization provider) generally like to version our products, not the company itself ;)

    I've seen a demo of 3D graphics from a virtual machine. It worked. I haven't seen the final version, obviously, but it comes in a shrink-wrapped box with a manual, so it can't possibly have any bugs :D

    (Kudos if you know who I'm quoting; hint: he's had rank in the FSF).
  2. Re:If the French people are on board... good on France's Citizens Expected to Help Build Internet Blacklist · · Score: 1

    If the people of France feel that [...]. If the majority want it [...]. How about making it opt-in or opt-out? I don't care where it's enforced (at your ISP or in your /etc/hosts), as long as the user has the choice of looking what they want. Then the majority who wants it can get it, without imposing censorship on those who perceive it as that.

    In that way, everybody can get what they want, not just the majority.

    I agree with "live and let live". We shouldn't boss around the citizens of France. Imagine now that you are a French citizen who doesn't want the blacklist. Wouldn't you use "live and let live" again?
  3. Re:I disagree. on The Red Team Wins · · Score: 1, Informative

    I think "D" isn't quite "Q.E." yet. Demonstrated isn't quite that which was to have been? ;)

    Q.E.D. is an abbreviation of the Latin phrase "quod erat demonstrandum" (literally, "that which was to have been demonstrated") [citation needed].

    I'm guessing quod=what, erat=was-to-have-been, demonstrandum=demonstrated. So the Q. isn't quite D.E. (with emphasis on the E., I guess), as it's still to-be-shown.

    You can mod me -1 Nitpicking People Called Romanes They Go The House now.
  4. Re:"We lie cheat and steal... " on UK's House of Lords Speaks To Voters Via YouTube, Blogs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, and none of the Lords are self-appointed; some inherited their titles from their parents, while these days most are awarded them by the government. So the government gets to choose who will watch over the government? What could possibly go wrong? ;)

    Son: mom, may I eat all the cookies in the cookie jar?
    Sock puppet: be my guest!
  5. Re:confusion/FUD about licensing on Wall Street Becoming a Linux Stronghold · · Score: 2, Funny

    when we find kernel bugs (and we do) we need them integrated back into a vendor supported kernel before we'll even consider deploying them into production. Yeah, it'd be a disaster if the vendor didn't support your production-deployed bugs ;)
  6. Re:Subversion of Justice Workshop. on RIAA's Throwing In the Towel Covered a Sucker Punch · · Score: 1

    We are very proud to announce our new workshop called Subversion of Justice. Hey, cool. The law has needed version control for quite a while.

    Our thanks go to [... a]n anonymous person from the Scientology church who wants to go by the nomicker of 'Tom' I think mr. Cruise is going to be pissed that you revealed his identity.
  7. Re:Here's an idea? Want DRM in your product? on Nokia Urges Linux Developers To Be Cool With DRM · · Score: 1
    Done!

    cat > /usr/bin/mplayer <<EOF
    #!/bin/sh
    if [ -e "$1".drm && ! -e "~/.drm/"$1".license ]
    then echo "Please purchase a license for $1"
    else /usr/bin/secret/mplayer "$1"
    fi
    EOF
    chmod +x /usr/bin/mplayer
    If you want extra security, compile it with shc so the end-user can't read or modify the source code ;)
  8. Re:Easy Solution: on Compressed VoIP Calls Vulnerable To Bugging · · Score: 2, Informative

    OAEP had to be invented for similar reasons Not true: OAEP fixes problems with the math, which by its declarative nature is timing-independent.

    The problem fixed by OAEP is this: suppose you want to a message from a small set (say, a single bit, or "attack" versus "retreat"); assume for convenience the set of messages is contained in [0, n-1], where n = pq is part of the RSA public key.

    If you just do plain RSA encryption (c = m^e % n), then the eavesdropper can encrypt all the values from the small set in almost no time, and see which of the encryptions match the ciphertext. You Have Been Decrypted. You Have Lost. Have A Nice Day.

    What OAEP does: instead of encrypting just m, you pad m with some zeroes z and some random bits r. You then do the following:

    left = (m and z) xor hash1(r)
    right = hash2(left) xor r
    return encrypt(left and right)
    "and" is the concatenation operator, xor is bitwise; the difference between the hashes is the input/output sizes. Ideally the implement a random oracle.

    This fixes a math problem, not a side-channel attack. How that relates to timing attacks on SSL I can't work out. See also the wikipedia article on OAEP.
  9. Re:I hate to say it... on Microsoft Goes After "Career Pirates" · · Score: 1

    Don't let your rabid hatred of MS blind you to reason. Why not? You must be some kind of sympathizer to say something like that!! I'm sure you're being threated with violence (in the form of chairs) to hold that view! ZOMFG BARBIQ GTFO ROFLLE.

    [chockes on foam, asplodes and dies]
  10. Re:Good job on Microsoft Applies For "Digital Manners" Patent · · Score: 1

    You are trying to criticize a Microsoft Product.

    Cancel or Disallow?

  11. Re:Stupid idea. on Microsoft Applies For "Digital Manners" Patent · · Score: 1

    Cops hate to be captured on film/video that they do not control. It's funny; when I waited for my pizza, I browsed through the available newspapers. On page two (I think) it had the following story, which is poorly remembered, poorly translated, and poorly abbreviated:

    It's becoming ever more frequent that people pull out their cell phones or other cameras to shoot videos of police officers performing arrests or breaking up demonstrations.

    [someone in charge] "Well, that's just something we'll have to get used to. The actions of the police officers should of course be able to be filmed without us being ashamed of it. I live in Denmark (famous for its high taxes, protesting OOXML, sacrificing its citizens on Bush's Iraqi altar of oil, free education and health (see "high taxes") and a lot of other mixed blessings).

    You can mod me off topic now, I've used my box slot. This was the soap one :)
  12. Re:But they were blue!?!?! on Study Links Storm Botnet's Growth To Illegal Drugs · · Score: 1

    Remember, jeiler: all I'm offering you is the truth...

  13. Re:Haven't really noticed any reduced quality .. on The State of X.Org · · Score: 1

    people interested in --funroll-loops It's -funroll-loops, with a single dash. Your gentoo license has been revoked, and a LiveCD has been requested in your name on shipit.n00buntu.com. Thank you for playing; please try LFS next. ;)
  14. Re:Too little too late... on 35 Articles of Impeachment Introduced Against Bush · · Score: 1

    there's a good "if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit" joke there somewhere. That does not make sense! ;)
  15. Re:Congratulations! on World of Warcraft Achievement System Rumored · · Score: 4, Funny

    But how do you kill that which has no life?

  16. Re:Why Chuck Norris changed his mind on Chuck Norris Backs Down On Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Of course--it shows that he does not discriminate against any gender.

    (RTFA first, laugh later)

  17. wtf... on Legal Trouble For Multiple ISPs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the lawsuits ... ask that Comcast be barred from continuing to violate various state laws Uhh... it should be made no longer legal for Comcast to do things that that are (already) illegal?

    "I am above ze law!" <adds goop to hair>
  18. Re:I Disagree on Cell Phone Tracking Reveals Users' Habits · · Score: 1

    Individuals may still be tracked by other means (arbitrarily assigned number, vice real phone number) to determine patterns without violating individual privacy. Okay, so consider your "average" home: four cellphones, which are all in the home. Two of them go to the local school five days a week. Two of them go to the football field every sunday.

    Work out who's mom, dad, son and daughter. You've tracked them to their home, so you know their address. Go look at the mailbox. Now you have their names.

    How's this anonymous again?
  19. Bad analogy on Linux Cluster Supercomputer Performs Surgery on Dog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jokes about killer file systems are like cars with missing passenger seats.

  20. Re:I'm not sure the author understands economics on The Future of Subnotebook Pricing · · Score: 0

    They mostly choose their carrier first. Mostly. Fixed ;)
  21. Re:Bad planning on Huge Data Center Looks Like a Circuit Board · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everybody remember the old IBM commercial, "The Heist"?

    "No, we moved everything onto that one. It's gonna save us a bundle."

    IBM Pentium II white-box servers running... hey, it does run Linux...

  22. Re:Wait a Minute.... on FTC Opens Formal Antitrust Investigation of Intel · · Score: 1

    Why now?

    Easy. Now is the first time they hold 100.0000186732% of the market.

  23. Re:I hate to sound cynical, but ... on Microsoft Study Says Repetitive Strain Injury Costs $600m · · Score: 1

    Valid questions.

    If you stop and think about it, curly brackets doesn't make up an overwhelming amount of your typing. True, it's typed more than in English prose, but there's always the if, while, for or what have you on the line before. Plus a lot of non-block statements.

    That said... I don't find it a problem. My keyboard (the kinesis I linked to) has curly brackets on the top left and right corner keys, which is slightly weird (esp. that they're not adjacent), but I don't think it hinders me in any way.

    I haven't found a computer where I couldn't switch to dvorak, and that I had to use for an extended period of time. Whether or not the same will be true for you depends on what you do. If you use computers at the library, that will be less true than if you don't, for instance. I can still type on qwerty, though not without looking more than I'm supposed to. If you keep up your qwerty skills, that won't be a problem, however.

    I say the drawbacks are very minor. Definitely worth it.

  24. Re:I hate to sound cynical, but ... on Microsoft Study Says Repetitive Strain Injury Costs $600m · · Score: 1

    I think, like most skills, that typing qwerty is something you will stay proficient at if you keep doing it. I only type my password with it on the university computers, so my qwerty is slow. Fortunately, I'm not forced to using qwerty anywhere.

  25. Re:Understandable on UK Local Councils Spy On Emails and Calls · · Score: 1

    Random observation:

    I remember some shops in Denmark carrying a sign saying "video surveillance". My interpretation is that they had to (compelled by law) make customers aware that their actions were recorded.

    How's that for a non-surveillance society...