User: Lord51N15T3R

Not a success?

On: How Microsoft Can Make Zune a Success

Not a success? You are forgetting that Microsoft has 100% of the market in turd-brown mp3 players!

I got to go take a Zune.

Head Shot!!

On: Games Seized Following Murder

So they got a Head Shot!! but did they get a Godlike!! ??

Profanity

On: A Report on Swearing in Online Games

Profanity is merely a crutch for inarticulate motherfuckers.

Joke

On: Fired for Solitare At Work

Reminds me of that cartoon.

Has a secretary with playing solitare at her desk which is covered with a bunch of playing cards.

She says, "The computers broke down so I had to to my work manually."

Re:Nightmare

On: U.S. Ecommerce To Be Broadly Taxed?

If you read the article you'd know that it only applies to businesses doing > $5 Million a year in sales.

I think those businesses could afford to deal with it.

a million years?

On: King Kong Lived?

This was known as the Pleistocene period, by which time humans had already existed for a million years.

Homo sapiens haven't existed for millions of years.

The existence of these large apes have been known for quite some time.

Slashdot science coverage is getting on par with the 5 o'clock news.

Jokes

On: Nintendo & McDonalds Providing WiFi

The service is called WiFry