Wishing i had mod points!
6. I find it really hard to walk around naked in my workplace. Maybe we are too professional!
(2b. Fling my poo. (Get your filthy poo of me, you damn dirty ape!))
Ahh, DSV's first year was great... then they brought in a bunch of stupid go to people (The only way we'll survive is if we had a crew member who could breathe underwater and under extremely high pressures!!!!!! OH YEAH... WE DO! We're saved, blah blah blah).
Way to ruin a show and push it off the air. Probably the same execs that pushed off STTOS.
Yes, we know... the world is full of stupid people. We smart ones know exactly who you are... and we're watching you be stupid there in the Kansas prairies and the rest of the U.S. Enjoy your windows and your massive debt.... someday you'll pretend you are smart like us and you'll begin to use linux as well. But we'll know... we'll know.
I am such an idiot! All this time I thought i knew what the hell i was doing, but i was wrong. I started using MyCleanPC and i started having sex more often.... there was some chick named Hoover, another named Electrolux... but the one that made my head spin was called "Dirt Devil". My sex life has never been better. So you too can use MyCleanPC and say, "Mom said to leave me alone when I'm vacuuming!"
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Annnnndddd, there you go. The 'man' barks.
Wishing i had mod points!
6. I find it really hard to walk around naked in my workplace. Maybe we are too professional!
(2b. Fling my poo. (Get your filthy poo of me, you damn dirty ape!))
Thanks for the laugh!
Picturing Nokia employees dressed in silver bikini outfits
I wager 400 quatloos on Android!
Because he used to work for Microsoft? Open source is a cancer!
It's still "Meal or no Meal" at this point as well! :)
And probably see more action than Kirk!?!?! Oh what is the (rebooted) universe coming to? (Mmmmm... rebooted Uhura!)
Tight butts, hard dicks, and splashing cum.
Kind a sounds like you can't wait!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
No thanks, dere Buddy whas your name, I don't smoke!
Ahh, DSV's first year was great... then they brought in a bunch of stupid go to people (The only way we'll survive is if we had a crew member who could breathe underwater and under extremely high pressures!!!!!! OH YEAH... WE DO! We're saved, blah blah blah).
Way to ruin a show and push it off the air. Probably the same execs that pushed off STTOS.
Yeah, he's making the point that Justin Beaver must die!
Dumbass!
She probably wouldn't have married you if she'd known you were a 'quick shot'... poor lady. :-(
Sorry, he must have meant
Bill Gates, the inventor of drunk cock (Micro Soft)
Are you talkin' to the two yutes?
Yes! Now you get to live forever... or until the worlds ecosystem 'tips' and you die!
God yes! Google is going down fast 'cause they've based their existence on linux! Google is such a niche search engine....
What? Give/have an abortion and flush the fetus away so that an underground society can call you father?
:-)
Cool!
"Bake a pie, eat a pie."
Hi!...... I just wanted your sig and mine to fight it out.
:-)
Go my sig! Go my sig!
If you were'nt a shareholder before the IPO and you bought it at $38 hoping it would quickly double and you could sell at a profit...
:-(
You now sad.
Next you'll be asking WHO Amy Pond is... get this man a Doctor!
Yes, we know... the world is full of stupid people. We smart ones know exactly who you are... and we're watching you be stupid there in the Kansas prairies and the rest of the U.S. Enjoy your windows and your massive debt.... someday you'll pretend you are smart like us and you'll begin to use linux as well. But we'll know... we'll know.
A stupid remark from a "crapware loaded windows" user - what a surprise!
make sandwich -Icheese -Iham -Ilettuce -lmustard
;-)
sudo make sandwich -Icheese -Iham -Ilettuce -lmustard
FTFY!
Okay, sorry. Maybe humour isn't my selling point. I'll just go back to playing with my wife's goodies and shut up.
There is no humour or sarcasm in this note, but yes there is a small bit of spam. I apologize.
I am such an idiot! All this time I thought i knew what the hell i was doing, but i was wrong. I started using MyCleanPC and i started having sex more often.... there was some chick named Hoover, another named Electrolux... but the one that made my head spin was called "Dirt Devil". My sex life has never been better. So you too can use MyCleanPC and say, "Mom said to leave me alone when I'm vacuuming!"