the idea from Prizzi's Honor, where you take what they find most valuable....
throw the CEO in jail, another one pops up in their place...
However, reduce the entire board of director's salaries to $100K a year for 5 years.....
Now they will think twice......
Also, the difference in their current salary and $100K does NOT stay in the company, it is divided up equally to all schools or something of that nature...
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Ok, I'll stop. Just one more question... Where do you think the designers of NT came up with that idea? Hmmmmm? Wouldn't have been Unix now would it?
DEC VAX?
We have to go back to eating unshaven pussy......
wait...
so you are saying its not a bug, its a feature?
Don't you mean Pr1me? :)
Damn I'm getting old
This.
Dude that founded Victoria's Secrets sold it because he KNEW he could start another lingerie mail order company that would blow away VS....
I believe he jumped from the Golden Gate bridge when he went bankrupt...
At least these guys are still alive? Yes?
Holy shit dude.......
Your girlfriend......do you get out of breath when you inflate her, or do you have a pump.....
Your parent's basement - all the posters hung with your semen?
You remind me of the teacher from the wall.......
Do you love your fat and psychotic wife thrashing you to within inches of your life?
You know, some drugs would level her out..
Oh then again, you probably don't listen to music.....created by addicts and all.....
fuck dude....humans have been creating and taking drugs to alter state of mind since....
oh i don't know......
since humans have existed.....
enjoying altered states is in our genes.....
that some people cannot control it does not mean the rest of us cannot enjoy it
I can sit and enjoy a beautiful sunset straight
I can enjoy it after a cocktail
and I can enjoy it after a joint
Chef: Should we take the bones out?
Donald: If you take the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy
To paraphrase Woody Allen:
My eyes.....my eyes are my second favorite organ!
If my father didn't harass my mother I wouldn't even be here....
the idea from Prizzi's Honor, where you take what they find most valuable....
throw the CEO in jail, another one pops up in their place...
However, reduce the entire board of director's salaries to $100K a year for 5 years.....
Now they will think twice......
Also, the difference in their current salary and $100K does NOT stay in the company, it is divided up equally to all schools or something of that nature...
Always heard it like this:
Heaven: where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, all organized by the Swiss.
Hell: where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.
You will never have to use your real name again
I won't cum in your mouth.
-Larry
Finished that for ya.....
why not just take a picture of that text and make the picture the background of the lock screen
I think you meant ...."waiting at the last STOP SIGN waiting for it to turn green...."
I miss George Carlin
So we should get rid of the Golden Gate Bridge as well?
Because it makes suicide much too easy......even if they put up the steel suicide net people will figure out a way around it.
If someone wants to kill themselves, they are going to do it regardless of the "tool" used....
How about something that can read an IR sensor such that:
1. approach woman at bar, place phone on bar next to drink
2. phone takes baseline body temps of said woman
3. chat with woman for 5 minutes
4. phone takes update body temps to see where the blood is flowing
5. pick up phone and get 1 to 10 scale on how "excited" the woman was with me
could work on men too just have to look for different "hot spots"
Bricks & Nothing?
...and its George Carlin's 7 dirty words
Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfuck
tits
and tits doesn't even belong on the list.....sounds like a snack.....yes I know it is....Tater Tits
I believe it goes something like this....
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
And if you think my tale is tall
Ask the blind man, he saw it all
Always puts out the fire....
.....for a while, anyhow.....
The quantity of programming has increased with the prices
......yet the quality of programming decreases......
so (quality/quantity) * price is constant?
So cocaine and hookers, but on the other side of the transaction?
Brilliant!
Brian: I am not the messiah!
Crowd: Only the true messiah would deny he is the messiah.
Brian: Ok, I'm the messiah.
Crowd: HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!