I wake up early, on an angle, tucked into a large mass of flesh occupying the majority of my small bachelor apartment. As I look over at the walls, I see they are made of glass, and as I struggle to extricate myself from the monolith of apparent woman, so as to see the whole better, I hear a rumbling voice from within,
"the technique could be used to create... a printer that prints 3D objects."
3D object printed becomes 3D printer for infinite recursiveness! If these printers came with automatic paper feed, then the world will be finished in weeks, hundreds of self replicating 3D printers converting the Earth into an infinite series of... 3D printers!
With many phones offering call recording, this could be a comfortable option for one to record any and all conversations and store them, sans frequent laptop shuffle.
Even better is, tucked in with dull vacation and random photos, a blurry close up of your balls, which invariably requires closer scrutiny, a "What's that?" from the viewer, and, finally - Huzzah! - rapid recoil and disgust!
Boo! Hiss! These technologies are not nearly disruptive enough!
How about an actual, working neural disruptor? Or an off the shelf EMP generator? Where are my touchless tasers? What about a new growler, with digital cycling of frequencies for maximum, ear-bleeding auditory annoyance?
I would settle for a better stinkbomb - more farty, if you please.
I'm just saying, if we're talking disruptive, let's be disruptive. I read the article looking for real goodies and ended up suffering fatigue and dismay.
I think that the idea of floating breeder reactors or a floating three mile island will hamper that switch.
Well, the Russians, Japanese, Germans, and Americans might have something to say about that valid concern!
In other news, does the picture of those guys hopping around the giant crankshaft make you want to rip apart your car engine, looking for gnomes?
Slashdot Mirror
"DISPLAY PROPERTIES NEEDS YOUR PER-PER-PER-"
The whole building collapses.
An excellent examination of the conditions leading to that phenomenon in modern electronic commerce, known colloquially as "fuck that."
3D object printed becomes 3D printer for infinite recursiveness! If these printers came with automatic paper feed, then the world will be finished in weeks, hundreds of self replicating 3D printers converting the Earth into an infinite series of... 3D printers!
It's like Skynet and grey goo all rolled into one
Will Nortel 2006 undo Nortel 2000 mistakes?
I mean, if you need to.
As if driving and talking on the phone wasn't dangerous enough. How will I hold the steering wheel?
Makes for a nice wallpiece, though - don't you think?
Oh, you mean like a modified version of this?
This is pretty late, but Defensetech is pretty sweet too.
Swimming in liquid farts
Did anyone look at the picture of Prof.Wayne Hochwarter, and assume this was an actor posing to look like a jerk boss for the article?
How about an actual, working neural disruptor? Or an off the shelf EMP generator? Where are my touchless tasers? What about a new growler, with digital cycling of frequencies for maximum, ear-bleeding auditory annoyance?
I would settle for a better stinkbomb - more farty, if you please.
I'm just saying, if we're talking disruptive, let's be disruptive. I read the article looking for real goodies and ended up suffering fatigue and dismay.
Digital Lifestyle Device = DiLDo
Well, the Russians, Japanese, Germans, and Americans might have something to say about that valid concern! In other news, does the picture of those guys hopping around the giant crankshaft make you want to rip apart your car engine, looking for gnomes?
I'm busy unzipping my pants.
SAUSAGE
And it was invented by the neantherthals.
it is. In fact, telltale sideburns show that some shuttles are still in the seventies...
and your DoB, address, etc, and I'll make sure to keep your name on any derivative credit card or loan, preserving the spirit of the GPL.
How are you going to solve that one now, science!? Make the Earth warmer!? The shades are in space - fucking space!
Aaaaaaargh! (Flies out the window)
at the same time, the perfect place to go if you needed an alibi.
"Thanks for the free CD you cheap bastard."
That's a bold comment.
What with this, and the terror of fan death, South Korea is a dangerous place indeed...