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Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon
Jearil writes "Wired's 'Table of Malcontents' blog links to an article about a wine-tasting robot that thinks humans taste like bacon. The Japanese robot is intended to act as a personal sommelier, suggesting wines, cheeses, and hors d'oeuvres based on its owners personal tastes. It also apparently thinks humans would be tasty as part of a sandwich." From the article: "Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon ... Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses ... like 'tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was.' But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto." This is most distressing.
Bacon flavored soylent green
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And that's all I'm going to say.
Was he supposed to know what human flesh tastes like? 'Cause once they get the taste, there's no going back!
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This is most distressing.
No it's not. It's brilliant. The only thing putting me off cannabalism was a concern I might not like the taste. Best news ever!
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Well, I for one welcome our new human-eating robotic overlords
humans tasted just like chicken. (I haven't summoned the courage to ask my wife what she thinks I taste like.)
Dog is my co-pilot.
This is not news, oh this is /.
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Common sense is not so common
The robots will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new robotic Atkins diet overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground bacon caves.
Let's just hope these robots are orthodox religious types...
After calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
Now that would be a truly distressing designation!
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If there are no Polynesian cannibals in your area, ask a soldier or fireman what burning human flesh smells like.
We smell like pork when we're well-done. The robot got it absolutely right. And I, for one, would like to remind the robot that I'm absolutely delicious when served with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Note to self: Change chicken-based recipes.
But Bacon Tastes Good... Pork Chops Taste Good.
--fatboy
it looks like the Rise of the Machines will take place in the kitchen.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
This does not surprise me considering that pork is the closest thing to human flesh that we eat.
I used to theorize that human flesh probably contains more of the same nutrients we need than any other food out there, so I had guessed in the past that in theory it would be pretty tasty.
Mmmmm..... Bacon....
What is mankind really? Well, it's just two words put together Mank, and ind.
One thing is certain, the repetitive jokes will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new "I for one welcome..."-joke-setting-up overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Slashdotter I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground repetitive-joke-comment caves (as if they need it).
Read Pynchon.
Say, they didn't happen to give us that cameraman's name? Where to find him, perhaps? He sounds like the kind of guy I'd love to meat. Er, meet. He sounds like maybe he could use a comforting olive oil bath, and then relax on a bed of mozarella and fresh basil.
Is it just me? Did I miss something? They number of replies to posts seems to have dropped off a bit.
Where are the Soylent Green Jokes?
They like alcohol. And gambling.
when the robot said "I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please?"
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Well at least now we know to pair human flesh with a darker, spicier red like Zinfandel or Shiraz / Syrah.
Phew.
You fella like'm kai kai long pig?
In addition to tasting the male cameraman, a female reporter was smelled. The robot described her as having a pungent fish odor.
Why is this distressing? That just sounds *accurate*. Err, I mean by all accounts... I still remember my Design Tech teacher sternly warning us all to be careful with soldering irons as they are very hot, which he proceeded to demonstrate by pressing it against his fingers with a hiss, then sniffing and exclaiming, "Smells like bacon!"
"Yes, Virginia, there is a Great Cthulhu..."
...and now I know why. :(
Robots don't know it's not bacon!
Guys have sausage, ya know.
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This is seriously why I don't dine on swine. Back on the farm I grew up on from time to time we'd have to cut up a pig for whatever reason and the way pig's flesh looks when being cut open looks EXACTLY like human flesh being cut, and it's haunted me for years. Pigs are just too close to people in my mind.
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"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
Reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.
He should have chosen a Burgundy, which is a fine match for prosciutto, instead of a Chianti.
Life is like a web application. Sometime you need cookies just to get by.
The robot probably isn't far off...
The Aztecs had a long legacy of cannibalism as part of their religious ceremonies. It was considered (I assume by those not experiencing it) an honor to be killed and eaten as a token to their god(s).
After the Spanish came and forcefully converted the native American survivors to Roman Catholocism, the Aztecs adopted the stigma attached to cannibalism. However, they couldn't get enough of that porcine protein brought over from Europe. When asked about their focused consumption of pigs, the former people eaters replied with a simple answer: pigs taste like you and me.
We would be good on a sandwich.
... we are flesh and bone just like any other mammal, and it seems reasonable to believe that animals which are similar anatomically would have similar compounds that generate similar tastes.
Humans and pigs are actually fairly close anatomically, which is why high school students dissect pig fetuses every year and why pigs are a promising species in the field of Xenotransplantation. And it's really not distressing at all, after you get over the ick factor. We're not made of magical fairy dust
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We alien life forms living incognito (hence the Anonymous Coward posting) have always known you humans are just a bunch of pigs that happen to look a little like hairless monkeys. And you should know, we find you quite tasty. There's nothing quite as satisfying for lunch as an HLT sandwich...
What it really said is that you smell like a pig.
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South Pacific islanders that practiced cannabalism used to refer to human meat as "Long Pig" around westerners so as not to clue them in, and furthermore, those same peoples became avid consumers of SPAM, which they claim tasted pretty darn close to people.
Here I always thought PASTRAMI was the king of the smoked meats.
Cool! Amazing Toys.
What does robot taste like?
Engineering is the art of compromise.
Roberto is one crazy robot... but seriously, bacon? Not "ugly bags of mostly water?"
Well at least we don't taste like Spam
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out, for all you people who shouldn't even be reading this site.
How we know is more important than what we know.
Really, there's nothing to worry about, since as Asimov pointed out in his story "Reason" (1941), the robots are not likely to find pork appealing: "There is no master but the Master, and QT-1 is his prophet." ;-) (My friend is a Muslim, so I can make this joke ... I think.)
Shop as usual. And avoid panic buying.
Erm... What does brains tastes like?
If I clone myself, can I call it a thread?
If a girl winks to us, can I call it a race condition?
I bet the tongue tastes like tongue.
Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
Everyone smells or tastes like bacon. It says it was the "smart" reporter. Maybe a picture of him or his menu for that day could tell why.
Moral of the story (falling into the same generalization): reporters don't wash their hands. Beware of shaking hands with a reporter.
I'm relatively sure that the robot may have been "tasting" the soap and other hygiene products the two had used that day in combination with their skin, we'd probably have to use it in a clean room to see what we really taste like.
I guess the bacon eating robot got Taco and Cowboy Neal.0 4&threshold=0
There will be no threading today
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Oh You POS
True story. I was having radiosurgery to remove a birthmark a couple of years ago. Essentially it burns off the skin in a way that allows it to heal with no scarring. I'm dosed up with Novocain and am lying down trying not think of whats going on a few inches from my eyes. Suddenly it smells like burning pork. I think to myself "What the hell is burning." A moment later I realized it was me.
it makes perfect sense that the robot would think this. we use pig skin graphs on burns victims, so pig skin and human must be very similar.
If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
We're a lot closer to swine than most would imagine, pigskin has been used for xenografts for human burn victims and of course pig heart valves have been implanted into people. Rumor even has it that we taste about the same, ever heard the saying, "humans, the other pork" or the term long-pig?
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Takes the robots and points it at the reporters crouch.
Beep beep,.......
cherio,...a bit salty.
2 currants also salty.....
Terrance: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrance: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!
when i eat my girlfriend it doesn't taste like bacon at all!
As a vegetarian, I'm going to stick to hufu, the "tofu-based product that is meant to resemble, as realistically as possible, the taste and texture of human flesh"!
This robot is smarter than people think. It can also tell a person's nationality by taste!
When I used to call the fat kid a pig I wasn't to far off. Maybe the whole bacon thing is occuring because the amount of obese people in the world continues to climb? Cut the fat and we will be back to chicken.
Its gone out of circulation but an old term for meat from a human was "long pig."
The most disturbing part of this is how did the robot get to "taste" human flesh?
BTW, Do usernames eventually get dropped from slashdot if you don't login? Or is something wrong with slashdot? its not recognizing my email, or my username.
Not if the robots are vegan.
I'm not at all concerned about getting eaten by Asimo or TMX Elmo.
If the Matrix , the Terminator, and Futurama have taught me anything, is that robots would be more likely to farm me, shoot me, or steal from me first.
I'd be more worried about getting eaten by *you*, should the robo-apocalypse ever come to pass...
Only build Jewish robots.
What will the robot say Kevin Bacon tastes like?
At least we're not identified as SPAM and just tossed away.
I have a feeling that we won't survive
We'll be eaten alive by robots!
-Lemon Demon, "When Robots Attack"
The sad thing is pork is my favorite meat. MMMMM I love the pink stuff the chinese place calls Pork. Maybe I am destined to be a cannibal?
Sounds about right. Most cameramen I know (including myself) are just big hams!
...at least the last time I zapped myself with 1200 watts of RF the was a definite smell of bacon coming from my finger...
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
...that the reporter might be best servered with fava beans and a nice chianti, followed it's suggestion with a quick slirping-hiss sound.
Demented But Determined.
Also humans are too fat like bacon.
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"Villemarette said eating chips, in a roundabout way, presents a problem when a human skeleton is being processed. The [dermestid] beetles don't like to eat human tissue, he said, because of the volume of grease in human bones and meat."
Source: a Boston Globe article that was widely distributed in October.
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Off topic, I wish this would slot under "The Robot Got it Right"
Thanks,
Jim Burke
Hey... at least we don't taste like spam.
So if Japanese people taste like bacon, what do Canadians taste like?
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Human, the other, other white meat....
Layne
"All Your Flesh Are Belong to Us"
I mean this is pretty accurate... modern human flesh ARE bacon. It's not like it think human taste like banana or skunk.
Does that mean we can fend off Cthulhu with bacon?
Are we not ham?
Heh.
DrE
Eric Aitala
www.f1m.com
All your base are belong to... ...hmmmmm crackling!
Is to convert all robots to Judaism.
Then we'll be fine until we hit the Y5K crisis.
...back in high school. I wasn't actually on it, but I had several friends who were. I used to write bills for them.
One in particular mandated that all executions were to be done via electric chair. Since that had the effect of cooking people, we tried to tie it to a feed the homeless person bill.
At one point in the debate, my bill's sponsor said, "And whereas human flesh tastes like pork..." and was promptly interrupted by another of my friends saying, "Point of order, tastes like chicken" (because that was the joke going around then, that everything tasted like chicken).
That started the whole congress off on an argument.
They later passed a resolution that I wasn't allowed to author any more bills.
Good times.
So what would a police officer taste like considering that your average "joe" and "jane" taste like Bacon to the Robot?
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For the vegetarian cannibal.
Was this joke in poor taste? ;)
Wasn't it in _Stranger in a Strange Land_ that Heinlein suggested that human tasted like pork?
I always knew I was hot. Now I know I am hot AND delicious!
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Morbo says "Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!!, all humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo."
The obvious question is whether the people in question had just touched a pork product....
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enough said
Anyone here read Farnham's Freehold?
In walking, just walk. In sitting, just sit. Above all, don't wobble.
-- Yun-Men
I saw a show where a woman went around to several prisons interviewing convicted killers who were also cannibals and at the end of each interview she would ask them what it taste like and they all said without fail pork.
It kind of put me off eating pork for a week or two. But I love ham.
The really scary thing about the show was that the last guy a man in japan was out of prison. He killed a blond girl in Italy and they sent him back home to Japan where he basically got a slap on the wrist. He was so sick he said he thought he could get some of here strength and vitality or something.
I just wondering how a robot managed to figure out that bacon tastes like humen flesh. Did they kill someone and feed it to the robot?
Although battling them will always be dangerous, take care to avoid engagements during breakfast hours.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
You MUST destroy that robot before it tells the others.
The safety of the human race depends on it.
I mean, uhh, that's what my, uhm, cat has been saying all these years. Yeah, cat...
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Am I the only one who thought that the robot probably tasted whatever crossed the journalist's hands before putting them inside the robots mouth? It's not like the robot chomped off a finger and said "Hmmm, can I have eggs with that?".
- Carnun, Son of Danu -
"Existentialism lead to nihilism. Nihilism lead to dancing"
and if they do, then do politicians taste like salt pork?
Here are some good man beef recipes for our new flesh eating overlords! http://web.archive.org/web/20010411085114/www.manb eef.com/bbq.html
My BMI is 31% fat. Would this mean that I taste like sausge or do I fall in between it and bacon?
mmmmmmmmmmmm, bacon
There's a reason cannibalism is called eating "Long Pig"....
"There are laws that enslave men, and laws that set them free. " - Sean Connery as King Arthur
Score one for the humans. Fijians had the longest history of documented cannibalism of any society on earth. (They're completely over it now. Incredibly friendly people. Honest.) And the Fijian name for humans who were on the menu was "long pig."
Now that they've developed a taste for human flesh there's no stopping them.
Why are they feeding robots humans? Have things gotten that bad already? We didn't even have time to welcome our new overlords!
Journalists ARE pigs.
And they write cheap spam.
What's your point?
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In conclusion, humans are delicious.
Humans are quite similar in anatomy to pigs, so much so that it has been proposed that pigs be used to grow fake organs for humans. The fact that the robot monster would identify two pork products is logical considering that it has not actually been trained to taste humans.
"The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle."
How does that work? If it has to be given a sample, then they would have to open the bottle...
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As far as I can tell, this is the best evaluation of the various evaluations of human flesh, and it turns out it's like veal. Not pork.
demi
Being a savory pork flavor and all, I figured calling tasty human steaks "The Other Other White Meat" would be the perfect catch phrase to start the Marketing kickoff for the North American Human Meat Producers Alliance with. But, then I realized that Africans, Asians and Native Americans would get upset because it's so "white-centric".
See how polarized we've become on the race card?
So I guess we'll just have to play into it.
Humans: The Black, White, Red and Yellow Meat, Taste the Rainbow Next to Your Potatoes
There, I hope you're all happy.
Anyone care to speculate on the Old Testament prohibition?
If your're eating human chops I'd recomend a Grande Estude Grenache Merlot 2002, its fruity complements well the flavor. If you're having a human ass roast beef, I'd prefer a Sauvignon Blanc 2001, the appleness quality goes well with the pork taste of human meat.
Obviously, if we taste like pork, he should have used a white instead of Chianti.
"Kill all humans! Must kill all humans!"
"Bender, wake up!"
"Wah? Oh, I was having a wonderful dream. I think you were in it."
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SAUSAGE
I spend most of my time in bed, darling.
RTFA they taste with their finger. They found out soeone tasted like bacon when the robot shook his hand. The robot won't eat us.
God Be Gone
eat up while it last
In some sections of Hawaii, white people are called "Long Pig"... this is for a reason...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
Maybe the Jews had it right all along? Eating pork is bad!
Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
Personally, I think it tastes like chicken.
Cooked or raw?
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Without RFA: Probably a graduate student doing research in their lab... :)
Occam wagers that the reporters probably just got finished with lunch and didn't wash their hands afterwards. It's probably a good thing that one of the reporters didn't cup a fart in their hand for the robot.
I was always hungry after the anatomy and dissection labs..
used to go to Uni. Chinese at Broadway for Sweet & Sour Pork or Pork Spare Rib on Rice.
This wonderful discovery finally explains why:
a). I always craved those particular dishes after the cutting labs.
b). it was only those particular dishes that would make some of the "gentler-folk" in the class look a bit ill... (hey, everyone gets hungry in dissection labs... *everyone*) about 1/4 of the class turned vegetarian for a bit that year.
Robotic cullinary revelations asside.. I'm sure that pork would be a leaner meat than ppl-flesh.
Bots don't know it's not bacon.
...welcome our human-salting overlords.
Table-ized A.I.
...they taste like clickin'
Table-ized A.I.
You have offended ALL my super senses. By god, I can TASTE the air around you. It's like bacon gone bad. Credit where credit is due
Unlike porn, which yada yada rimshot hey-ooh!
This IS bad. I think the Italians have some rules about what can legally be referred to as "prosciutto".
The revolution will NOT be televised.
Any word on what it thought what other parts of itself was(w/o any added intelligence that it is probing itself)?
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
The pig (swine) and "long pig" (what cannibals call people) are very similar internally. It is one reason why swine diseases are so easily transmitted between humans and pigs. When questioned by police, the cannibal will say, "Yes I ate her, she tasted like pork. Now may she rest in pieces."
The monkyist religion (Darwinism) states that our ancestor is an apelike critter, yet the pig is much more similar to humans than are other primates. Even the protein structures of primate flesh is more different from humans than pigs are from humans. This is one of many holes in the monkeyist religion. However, other theories of how we got here are not allowed to be presented in schools despite scientific evidence.
Reminds me of this short story:
http://www.andrewsharpe.com/humor/meat.html
"I'm delicious!" -Dib
The robots are only here "To Serve Man".
[Insert pithy quote here]
Thats why I'd prefer to stick with being an animal rather than a vegetable.... :)
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Where the hell did theese people get human flesh ?
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
I think the person who put his hand to the robot probably ate bacon previously.
That's why you don't confuse 'How to Cook for Forty Humans' with 'How to Cook Forty Humans' as a reference text for AIs, overloads, robots, or NES Gyromite ROB units...
The computer was quoted as saying "f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f"
...world hunger AND population growth!
What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable gipsy obscenity?
Who cares about the human flesh bit? They've not only invented a robot that can taste, but one that can taste through glass!
Also, why would a winery doubt the authenticity of their own wine? Is this in case someone breaks in and steals their wine, but replaces it with an exact duplicate?
-Peter
robots don't know it's not bacon.
Yum.
RS
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
I'm adding this to all my robots.txt files: /munching/
User-agent: *
Disallow:
..if it were from a certian part of the female anatomy, i'd have be identified as fish
*snicker**snicker*
I love TV. Infact, the only reason I goto work is because daytime TV sux..
Then we could solve our population problem: Cannibalism!
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That's not particularly surprising. Pigs and humans have similar dietary tendencies (omnivorous, like the robot), and most likely, fairly similar proteins. We're not that distantly related. The concern is that living humans aren't cooked, and so shouldn't smell quite the same as bacon. Interesting.
Though I could see someone tying in an Animal Farm reference, if they wanted.
Because like us, Pigs are omnivores. As they say, you are what you eat.
It's on wikipedia... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu
IANAL... But I play one on
I went to see a human body exhibition (real dead humans plasticized ) some peices could easily be mistaken for pork chops
Your'e all thinking it, I just said it for you
... when she tells me that I am a shovinist pig.
The attack of the bacon robots is near!
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> Only build Jewish robots.
;-D
Like Optimus Prime!
Amused Comment: Notwithstanding the delicious taste, according to the robot laws, we would not even be capable of thinking about using the meatbags as an additional power source... except in a case of extreme emergency, of course, if you know what I mean.
That too many humans are too close to pigs.
1) Will eat anything
2) Will eat anything
3) Will eat anything
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...That robots keep kosher.
I'm not sure, but wasn't this article already published some month's ago on /.?
at least to me this is old news..
mmmmmmmm bacon
Women were right! Men are all pigs!
Penny Arcade knew it all along !
Someone is wrong on the Internet!
All my victims tasted like pork. And when left to be dry-cured in my cellar, the most exquisite bacon.
So what is new?
Which Bacon are we talking about here? I bet it's Kevin, cause it's probably not Michael or Sir Francis. Assuming it's Kevin, should he be served at 6 degrees?
The view was horrible and the smell was even worse; Julie severely regretted becoming a proctologist.
...the flesh sample came from a cop???
Not necissarily. Maybe they were eating sausages by hand?
Waiter! I'll have a human, lettuce, and tomato sandwich! On toast. And a glass of 30-weight Pennzoil, no ice. And snap it up, the service here is terrible! Move those gears, you slackerbot !
Or Muslim robots. Just remember not to put alcohol-powered batteries on them.
Coming to a supermarket near you Locally grown and imported from 3rd world nations, its the newest taste sensation I Can't Believe Its Not Bacon
To avoid criticism; Say nothing, Do nothing, Be nothing.
Robots should be made to serve man.
A wine-testing expert upon being forcefully given a part of a robot to taste spoke in a childlike voice identyfying the sample as a car fender. Robots around the globe are reported to be very distressed by this mistake.
Fresh blood has a distinct taste of iron. So it's likely that robots, in a way, taste like humans too...
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the very funny SF short story "They're Made Out of Meat" by Terry Bisson. Only 4 pages, and utterly hilarious. You can find it in his collection "Bears Discover Fire."
I once asked a gypsy what hedgehog tasted like, he said it's a bit like chicken and bit like cat.
Soylent ( any of the varites ) didnt taste like bacon, Its far too (over)processed. It tastes more like white bread, or plain crackers. Perhaps a bit like plain tofu even.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
I can't believe it's not bacon!
. . . they only want "To Serve Man."
Anybody know anty good Robot Insurance companies? My rates just shot through the roof! http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html/
OMG, people have the weirdest fetishes....
This is the sig that says NI (again)
to compare against bacon? Has someone disappeared lately? Hello? Hello?
Must be the salt on the skin. Bacon and prosciutto have a high salt content. [/serious post]
Terrible karma and aiming lower, which in this environment of one-sided reason, is higher.
I just hope robots don't try to learn ruby throught Why Poignant's Guide to Ruby
ilex paraguariensis for all
if this is true, why don't sharks like to eat us?
This is a most cynical discussion. Will someone pleas think of the children! Oh wait, I know what you'll say next: mmmhhh, children. I like children...
Quick, get that thing to a mohel!
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
Bacon is not so bad, at least it does not think we taste like Chicken. That would be to human.
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How about "In the future, there will be robots"?
Just make sure the advanced robot's nanobot repair team knows not to "fix" the robots circumcision!
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
it's a cookbook. it's a cookbook.
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Maybe they couldn't figure out what chicken tastes like and that's why chicken tastes like everything. Maybe tasty wheat tastes more like oatmeal.
This is most distressing.
I would have been much more concerned if the robot immediately reported Tasty Human Meat.
Hey that's a just PaPeRo r100 with an added arm, the spectrometer and a little hat!
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Proof
Link: http://www.incx.nec.co.jp/robot/english/robotcent
will now only have one page:
Human, Lettuce, Tomato. And maybe a shchmeer of Mayo...
"If god did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him" --Voltaire
That means we're toast!
"owners" should be written as "owner's," "owners'," or "pwnz0rz." It continually amazes me, even in my current drunken stupor, that a site as big as slashdot cannot afford to hire competent editors.
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Guess the term "the other white meat" will have to go.
Have you read my journal today?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_pig
More Bacon!!!
"A few great minds are enough to endow humanity with monstrous power, but a few great hearts are not enough to make us w
Bacon? Prosciutto? Fatty mammals taste like othe fatty mammals! Film at eleven!
I mean, there are reasons why we use pig organs in transplants.
Just wow. You're amazingly stupid. I can't even bring myself to dignify your post with an argument. Please go take a class in biology.
Just for the record, Darwin stated that modern humans and apes may have had a common ancestor, not that our ancestors were apes. Species change radically over time.
And do they do deliveries?
humans tasted just like chicken. (I haven't summoned the courage to ask my wife what she thinks I taste like.)
You know, you *could* always just see what *she* tastes like yourself... not that that really has any reflection on what you taste like.
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A very famous 19th century and early 20th century anthropologist working with cannibal tribes in South America said human flesh tasted disturbingly like pork, which means the robot is right with the bacon/proscuito assessment.
;-)
Also,it means human flesh is not kosher
When Kevin Bacon put his hand in the robot, it said "chicken".
"I have as much authority as the pope, I just
don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin
(It would've been embarrassing for the reporter to have just come out of the john and have the robot say "shit".)
"I have as much authority as the pope, I just
don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin
The reporter is actually Manbearpig.
Dammit, /.! I was eating lunch!
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Maybe Circe was somehow involved.
Seanbaby was right!
people are not kosher according to "kashrut" law
as they are not hooved nor regurgitate their food.
therefore a jewish robot could not dine on humans
either. chianti and fava beans are ok though. yum!
This is why the Bible says to not eat pork (besides the rampant parasites in them at the time)?
American Scientists would have just made a spectrometer with data capture in a laptop. The Japanese have to go and put it in a frikkin robot!! Any good invention needs to be in a robot! Next, coffee making ROBOT! MP3 playing ROBOT! Sock washing ROBOT!! Imagine the future!