User: AndyKron

SFI

On: Microsoft Confirms Xbox One's Phone Home Requirement, Game Resale Rules

This is a good test to see how many stupid fucking idiots are out there, because only a stupid fucking idiot would buy it.

pay up suckers!

On: Google Patents Frowns and Winks To Unlock Your Phone

Google patents method of holding your penis while you urinate. PAY UP SUCKERS!

Who cares?

On: Facebook Silently Removes Ability To Download Your Posts

Who cares? Facebook shouldn't be used anyway. Nothing is free.

Re:Ah, a sternly worded letter!

On: U.N. Realizes Internet Surveillance Chills Free Speech

Damn! No moderator points today!!!

force to eat it

On: With Sales Down, Whale Meat Flogged As Source of Strength

They need a law to FORCE whale meat onto school children the way we do with milk. /s

The Whaler

On: With Sales Down, Whale Meat Flogged As Source of Strength

Maybe Burger King could bring the "Waler" back? McWhale? Wendy's Classic Whale? Hardee's ThickWhale?

we already have that

On: Montreal Union Wants a Camera On Every Policeman's Uniform

FTA, we already have that where I live in the USA.

what about Chinese?

On: Jeremy Hammond of LulzSec Pleads Guilty To Stratfor Attack

What will the Chinese get for hacking into our military computers? Nothing. that's what. The US government protects Chinese, but not US citizens.

Suicide factory

On: Mozilla Teams Up With Foxconn; Tablet On the Way?

Mozillia teams up with the suicide factory? Hmmm...

Act of war.

On: Chinese Hackers Steal Top US Weapons Designs

Sounds like an act of war. Why are we not fighting the Chinese yet? Oh ya. They're not a small impoverished country with limited ability to fight.

How does this help?

On: Computer Network Piecing Together a Jigsaw of Ancient Jewish Lore

And how will this help the 10,000 children who die of starvation everyday through no fault of their own?

recharge?

On: Quadcopter Drone Network Will Transport Supplies For Disaster Relief

Here's a peanut, time to recharge Here's a slice of apple, time to recharge.

and sucking?

On: Australia Makes Asian Language Learning a Priority

Will everyone also be required to suck Asian dick, too?

FA

On: Reporters Threatened, Labeled Hackers For Finding Security Hole

In my opinion, attorney Jonathon Lee is a fucking asshole.

mostly crap

On: Over 100 Hours of Video Uploaded To YouTube Every Minute

100 hours a minute, and only .00001% worth watching.

Who cares?

On: Rice Professor Predicts Humans Out of Work In 30 Years

Who cares, I'll be dead by then.

Re:Too big to fail

On: Data Leak Spurs Huge Offshore Tax Evasion Investigation

I agree, nothing will come of this

Adblock and keep it!

On: Microsoft YouTube App Strips Ads; Adds Download

So it will be like AdBlocker and Keep it! on a PC, right?

FB

On: Boston Replacing Microsoft Exchange With Google Apps

I don't give a fuck about Boston anymore. Closing down the city like that, an treating people like shit. Fuck you!

must be mixed!

On: Peppers Seem To Protect Against Parkinson's

They only work if you mix them with salt, red meat, eggs, and then lie in the full sun.

I found a QSR code burned into my toast

On: Using YouTube For File Storage

I found a QSR code burned into my toast. My cellphone read it, and it said "Jesus"

go to hell

On: NYC Police Comm'r: Privacy Is 'Off the Table' After Boston Bombs

New York City Police Commissioner Ray Kelly can go to hell, too.

FTA

On: Why It's So Hard To Make a Phone Call In Emergency Situations

FTA. The reason it's so hard to make calls in an emergency is because the government shuts down the goddamn phones!

GFD microsoft!

On: Microsoft Telling Users To Uninstall Bad Patch

So they push out updates all the time to the point where I'm ready to throw my computer out the window, and now we get BSOD? God fucking damnit Microsoft!

Who would have thought?

On: High-Speed Camera Grabs First 3D Shots of Untouched Snowflakes

Who would have thought you could photograph a snowflake?